Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC

Batman OWNS the Superman, the Flash, and Green Lantern with FACTS, LOGIC, and OUTDATED COMIC FACTS!
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[@DisturbedGeneration]

"I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" is literally the most boss thing to say to someone

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Especially When its TRUE

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

Not really, he paid him for work so unless he's a deadbeat he's just paying to lay around or a guy working a phantom job that has no purpose and exists solely to collect that pay, he IS entitled to that money once he has done the work. If anything, Bruce Wayne paying him with the knowledge that Flash's money will go right back into his pocket is a legally troubling area concerning how much leverage and extort him, especially concerning that he knows Flash's secret identity. I don't go to parties because I'm no fun.

[@randalljones8708]

@@SolarFlareAmerica what does Flash have to do with this? Clark Kent is Superman's secret identity.

[@Mixedplayers]

@@SolarFlareAmerica he's talking about clark

[@igormuniz4399]

Fathers day

[@yoshimina4551]

"I own the building you work at, your paying me with my own money" This shit is golden

[@justaguy3538]

"It means i own you Kal"

[@thegamingandroid491]

@@justaguy3538 Supes: Bruce its been five years, you still own me sixteen dollars Batman: fck off

[@MrJonezy541]

You're

[@gregrobinette8620]

@@MrJonezy541 yiur*

[@kikitapika9565]

@@gregrobinette8620 iwr*

[@shane5898]

I just realized Winnie-the-Pooh could kick Green Lanters butt.

[@jaycerrito3142]

And SpongeBob, Pikachu, the entire Simpsons and pretty much any yellow creature

[@GeorgeDCowley]

Well, he could run forever.

[@USSFFRU]

​@@GeorgeDCowleyHe can run but not hide

[@neonmem8826]

China’s leader Winnie the Pooh too powerful for Green Lantern

[@mariosonic9153]

An emoji can beat him.

[@boomdude2202]

Fun fact: in the original Wonder Woman comics, her weakness was... being tied up by a man, not with her lasso of truth or anything, just... tied up by a man with anything he can use. She would just lose all her powers.

[@airproci]

So batman was right... Her weakness is being a woman

[@rosariomusumeci7716]

Aaaah... what a shame... so no handcuff in bed...

[@isaacschmidt4347]

Yea her weakness was literally sexism lol

[@gabrielmora5092]

​@@isaacschmidt4347I think bdsm is more appropriate

[@isaacschmidt4347]

@@gabrielmora5092 well in that case to make it even more appropriate, sexist bdsm

[@Kirbo710]

"we pay our fair share from time to time" But he still owes 16 dollars. you know, from 5 years ago?

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

Yeah, and after being confronted he really just told him to "fuck off"? The nerve.

[@ayametheepic]

Clark owes Bruce 55,000 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@FrogishBird]

How did this become this big of a meme

[@shortxd4254]

@@FrogishBird how did it not become a bigger meme?

[@ezragonda5378]

I see you are a man of culture

[@GammaHunter]

When Life gives you Lemons, throw them at Green Lantern and prove Batman right

[@mattdrives4757]

LOLLLLLLL

[@sumrando9203]

"When life give you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

[@Heidijackward]

@@sumrando9203 explosive lemonaid

[@phoenixhellfire2567]

he'll counter with limes

[@menestrelerrante9296]

The lemons are all green in my continent

[@sozzem8869]

The fact that the guy in yellow from curious George can defeat green lantern is hilarious

[@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist]

You can just defeat Green Lantern by throwing a yellow sheet over him.

[@sozzem8869]

@@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist naaaahhh💀

[@danwilson7035]

The Man in the Yellow Hat. Respect his name.

[@sozzem8869]

@@danwilson7035 i truly apologize

[@thegoodfather1177]

Bare in mind the colour yellow just nullifies his powers, he's still a muscular grown man without the ring

[@Green.Star_ks]

I love Supersman’s “ *chuckle* wait are you serious?” It feels so real, and like a genuine reaction someone would have

[@michaelwatts2485]

Justice League: *Kicks Batman out of the team* Batman: *Kicks them out of The Hall of Justice which he owns*

[@shattermaster1273]

@@abdielgrande9529 as all things should be

[@tf2doom]

@The World Is Trash more like #BalanceRemained #BatmanOP #Has10000000waystokillsuperman #nerfbatman

[@c0d3pixellette55]

I am anticipating a war between Batman and Superman strength to happen in this comment section, give it time. (Unless my comment prevents that in which case whoo-hoo)

[@johnathanegbert9277]

@The World Is Trash lets*

[@ManWithAMask_]

@@c0d3pixellette55 martha?

[@matchamixing]

"The bats don't care about your feelings" - Bruce "Batman" Shapiro, 2022

[@SubToTheUpchucks]

But The Upchucks do care about them! Ever heard of The Upchucks?

[@SubToTheUpchucks]

@@ComfortsSpecter Hi specter ever heard of The Upchucks?

[@johnnickfanaccount3492]

@@ComfortsSpecter oy vey

[@jonathanbosak8581]

Plaestinians arent real people, meaning i can kill them without breaking My no kill rule -Bruce "Batman" Shapiro

[@jackmrsich3178]

“I feel like bread spread across too much butter.” -Biblo Baggage

[@jaketaller8567]

Apparently the color yellow isn’t the stupidest weakness a Green Lantern has. The OG Green Lantern, Alan Scott, had a weakness against wood. The origins of this silly weakness can be found in 1991’s Green Lantern Vol 3 Issue 19. The issue states that when a Green Lantern named Yalan Gur went rogue and tried to take over a village of people with crude wooden weapons, the Guardians Of The Universe decided to make him weak to wood right before the blows started landing.

[@iceluvndiva21]

Its even funnier when you realize there's a yellow kryptonite. So that takes out two in one go

[@BoomGoesMaximus]

So I could take them both out with a #2 pencil?

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

​@@BoomGoesMaximusImagine defeating both Earth-1's and Earth-2's Green Lanterns with a fucking pencil. The pencil truly is mightier than the sword (or in this case, the rings.)

[@kylewood2715]

Vigo Terasoffen (from John Wick): “I once saw him [end] three men in a bar with a pencil. A f’n pencil.”

[@dhenderson1810]

I heard that Kryptonite works this way:- Green-kills Superman Red-- Doesn't kill him, but strips him of his powers (like that chamber in the Fortress Of Solitude in "Superman II"). Black-- Which turns Superman evil (like in "Superman 3"). Yellow- makes him deformed. Blue - Can kill Bizarro, but has no effect whatsoever on Superman.

[@miraveta]

"But cmon guys...she's a woman" Knowing that wonder woman originally started as a secretary for the justice league makes this 1000 times funnier...and also 1000 times sadder

[@GrimTheDestroyer]

She's kind of a Mary Sue

[@billyweed835]

Society, and, to be fair, the Society had a meta-contextual rule: No chatacters who already had their own ongoing solo books. In fact, Superman and Batman weren't even in, so Wondy arguably had a step-up.

[@Dracon350]

@@GrimTheDestroyer they all were back in their original comics lmao. Bruce, Clark, Diana, none of them could do no wrong cause y'know, the U.S. was still snorting that anti-commie shit until like, the 80's. and even then, they were still rocking that "America #1" shtick, G.I. Joe, Hulk Hogan, etc.

[@GriffinGamez]

@@Dracon350 america is still number 1. everyone in the country just knows they are ass though.

[@russianoverkill3715]

​@@GrimTheDestroyerbruh, everytime its a woman its always mary sue, but if its a man, nah he's fine

[@halofly3]

Superman: Your arch nemesis is a clown. Batman: Your arch is a power-mad billionaire! Superman:Wait, do you mean Luthor or you? Batman: I said power-mad not paranoid.

[@blaykay-4797]

Wait who's the paranoid 1 again? X)

[@rowletthejowlet6241]

@@blaykay-4797 who's the one who made contingency plan's to kill his most trusted friends and team mates just incase something bad happens.

[@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683]

Didnt joker take control of justice league to make them fight batman

[@stevjiro]

@@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 joker has turned the justice league against each other on NUMEROUS occasions. take the injustice universe as the biggest example.

[@Nzosaba_Matenge]

@@stevjiro actually that Sinestro was manipulating Superman in year two

[@aimbotarrow5981]

“You’re a seasonal superhero” delivered so perfectly alongside Flash’s insanely annoyed squint is killing me

[@sejma9376]

yes

[@rexlumontad5644]

I don't get it

[@JJ-gj5zc]

@@rexlumontad5644 Seasonal as in if it's winter there'd be lots of ice so the Flash would slip and fall down a lot, making him better during other seasons

[@yanhuideng8263]

@@rexlumontad5644 Flash slips when there’s snow or ice around. Also atomic powered banana peels (yes there is a silver age comic where his villains used an atomic powered banana peel to beat him)

[@kraxusgaming9483]

@@yanhuideng8263 thats fucking hilarious

[@MineecraftPixelArts]

Imagine a yellow mugger with pink kryptonote which freezes everything as he moves

[@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln]

And knows how to bound Wonder Woman. If you didn't know one of her, weaknesses is being bound by a man, which is still very stupid weakness. And that's why it's not used in the movies or in the comics anymore.

[@redrexix8106]

Or a guy that wears complete suit of gold kryptonite, has a secondary batch of pink ones, a freezer and a bunch of BDSM ropes. The Justice League would be screwed.

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

​Y que la madre del tipo se llame Martha @@redrexix8106

[@user-xd7eq9ot5g]

@@redrexix8106 Yeah except batman could still get 'em.... if we're talking before he left.

[@Fennecfoxesshow]

​@@user-xd7eq9ot5gwell then the guy is also a kid with blue eyes and black hair now batman has to adopt it and raise it until it died by getting hit with a crowbar by the joker

[@alertedcoyote7892]

"Youre out, batman" "Ok, rent's due on the first of the month."

[@PlebNC]

And that's when Batman put into motion his plan to take down the Justice League.

[@mrinfinity5557]

Step one: take away their funding. Step two: win

[@sixela2268]

@@mrinfinity5557 step 3: celebrate

[@podarium5262]

@Walter Ang Gaming contingency being

[@TroopperFoFo]

The actual reason he became the Batman who laughs the joker infection was just a cover up.

[@somethingclever4297]

@Walter Ang Gaming for wonder woman just wait until it's that time of the month.

[@SrJrXVIII]

Batman literally made a recording on how to beat each one, even himself.

[@tdoyr2119]

I don’t like superheroes but that sounds pretty interesting

[@memelord-dl4un]

@@tdoyr2119 Yeah it's pretty dark too if you wanna listen to it

[@Jampolo_OG]

-With all that talk about unchecked power, you're still so arrogant you didn't bother to come up with a plan to stop yourself? -...I _do_ have a plan: it's called the Justice League

[@BionicDirector117]

@@Jampolo_OG there is a plan that goes into greater detail of how to approach dealing with Batman.

[@plxnet]

@@tdoyr2119 if you want to watch it look up “Batman Explains How To Defeat The Justice League” by Comic Fan 13 on youtube

[@Connor_Top_Lad]

I like how Bruce acknowledges that green lantern is needed for situations like a meteor, while the rest of them are just being childish

[@adamloga3788]

Little did they know that later that very day they'd be informed of an asteroid heading directly towards Earth. An asteroid made entirely out of yellow Kryptonite...

[@ShadyDoorags]

The kryptonite thing is even more hilarious if you're aware that there's a comic arc where Superman and Batman team up to get rid of all the kryptonite on Earth and they find out it's not rare at all.

[@KL4B]

John Redcorn is the greatest character ever written.

[@jadeimingan184]

Hahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahh damn ahahahahaahah

[@NeverTHOUGHTofIT]

I am the 69th person to like this comment

[@erenyeager9575]

Lmao r u serious

[@ghadynabil7746]

Bro i just know that pink kryptonite Is making Superman Gay

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

_"Here we go again with the kryptonine. Bruce it's a very rare stone."_ That stuff is practically everywhere in Smallville.

[@Dabajaws]

On a girls neck even, broad daylight

[@deadlydealer8324]

Made out of a dragon statue once too

[@whyisblue923taken]

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAVE MEEEE

[@IamTheNight1939]

"Rare my ass everyone has one Clark, a purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like 3 of them on him" I died after that part

[@cookieguyyt]

“rare” man i be seeing people wearing kryptonite as fashion

[@EpicBob3664]

"Clark, I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" is such an underrated line

[@philippross9479]

How is it underrated? its literally the top comment with 10k likes

[@_____2219]

Fun fact: as Superman gets repeatedly exposed to kryptonite he actually starts building a tolerance for it. So say a small rock of kryptonite wouldn’t affect him that much if he has already built a tolerance on that amount.

[@lolstalgic9602]

He depends on what writer is using him that day. He once lifted an entire planet made of kryptonite and the next day gets clocked out by a punch from Luthor's Kryptonite ring

[@cynthiatravers8757]

Do you realize you just said "Fun Fact" about a fictional character? There are no facts with fictional characters.

[@mirzapramudya1580]

​@@cynthiatravers8757there is though Goku is the MC of Dragonball is a fact Shaggy being an absolute badass if he wasn't such a scaredy cat is a fact Heracles being the son of Zeus is a fact

[@bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368]

@@mirzapramudya1580 IVE COME BRINGING THE DESTRUCTION ON OLYMPUS!!!!!!

[@StickmanChmook]

I was wondering how kryptonians could live on Krypton when a small pebble of kryptonite seems to give him ministrokes like a member of US Congress

[@matthewfarmer9500]

Batman: “Wha- you can’t do this to me. Heh, I started this company. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!”

[@Kingjustin1019]

And then Bruce got his hands on some performance enhancers from Bane.

[@magmat0585]

uh oh UH OH *UH OH*

[@wildginger01]

OUT AM I

[@ajanaya8055]

You’re out Bruce.

[@FractalNinja]

"Yknow I'm somewhat of a superhero myself!"

[@TheIcyPanda]

I genuinely expected them to laugh with Batman about the woman thing but the end was so much funnier lol

[@neo-giu]

If it's the 60s, they definitely would have laughed lmao

[@kristoffer8609]

@@neo-giu After all, the truth wrapped in a good joke is irresistible.

[@johnbockelie3899]

Superman has two billionaires as enemies. As Superman , it's Luthor, As Clark Kent, he's shown up by Bruce Wayne.

[@b.h.4249]

@@kristoffer8609 Found the misogynist, people.

[@kristoffer8609]

@@b.h.4249 Found the feminist.

[@prankest7440]

“What about wonderwoman?” “Her weakness is BDSM”

[@broannoying8765]

"You're a Seasonal Superhero" is one of the best roasts I have ever heard.

[@Bell-ih5ln]

The moment flash said “what about wonder women” I knew exactly what was gonna happen Ayo stop taking it so seriously yall

[@scoutdy6547]

I thought they were all gonna agree cus its the 60s

[@Ghostguy693]

Same lmao

[@goroakechi6126]

Wonder Woman’s weakness is any guy with a net. I’m not kidding.

[@BryceBurris]

@@scoutdy6547 I mean it's [current year] and I still agree.

[@CoralCopperHead]

I was expecting a bondage joke.

[@thethreespidermen4351]

"You're a seasonal superhero" Batman ended the Flash's career with that line

[@rileytjemmes3105]

Actually flash irl would melt the ice or anything he comes across if top speed he would also kill the world because of the sound and wind he gives from running so he could theoretically kill everyone and the fact he can go back in time means he can kill anyone even doomsday

[@rileytjemmes3105]

@Parthsarthi Sharma yeah but the speed force is not real I am talking irl if he was real

[@rileytjemmes3105]

@Parthsarthi Sharma and plus how it Superman normal Superman is slow compared to the flash he lets him win if it’s a charitable event that’s when he wins if he will lose if it’s not flash is the fastest and he would kill Superman or he would kill him self by running by turning into dust it’s just the matter of what plant or place he does it

[@ajius6]

@@rileytjemmes3105 You're contradicting yourself by saying "but speedforce isn't real", dude if the flash is real therefore the speedforce is too

[@rileytjemmes3105]

@@ajius6 yea and no

[@Kaiser_von_Europa]

Wonder woman's literal weakness is being tied up. Dont ask me how or why that a regular rope can easily stop an amazonan woman, it just is, ok

[@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln]

Yeah, but it has to be a man that does it, which is stupid still.

[@NoahRoss-yn2hw]

it was supposed to be a metaphor for the patriarchy or whatever@@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln

[@squidballs2324]

The Green Lantern can't stop the meteor if it burns yellow.

[@tasmsinist3rsix664]

Green Lantern: "If a meteor is crashing down to earth, I'd like to see you stop it. What're you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Batman: *pulls out a comically large batarang*

[@thesithofearth3617]

Also, he could always like, bomb it or use his rich man powers and pay off the meteor so that it will leave

[@dumbbass8867]

"Get the bat meteor umbrella, robin"

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

I thought batman was gonna say he’d use some horrific giant and potentially world ending laser and they’d all go quiet. “If a meteor is crashing down to earth, I’d like to see you stop it. What are you gonna do, throw a batarang at it??” “No. I’d use my hundreds of lasers that I secretly scattered throughout the world and are a thousand times hotter than the sun to destroy it.” “…what…the fuck…”

[@Scipio488]

BATARANG X!

[@cipherpurinina]

**stonehenge from ace combat proceeds to rise from the batcave**

[@marsmurderer9868]

Finally, knowing about pink kryptonite has helped me in some completely miniscule way

[@LostSoulSilver]

Same lmao

[@Gustavo-tr8fm]

Its because we dont talk about the pink one

[@ruukuv]

Why does pink kryptonite exist again? I ask myself that everyday. And everyday, I have no answer.

[@samohawesome]

@@ruukuv It exits for when super woman gets bored

[@engineergaming5989]

@@ruukuv its the gay one Edit: it exists for gay

[@007kingifrit]

is batman's secret identity.....ben shapiro?

[@rabrad3452]

I think Wonder Woman's original weakness was being bound. This is just something I half remember from some video years ago so it could be wrong, but if she got bound in some way, she'd lose her powers. Kinda glad they changed her weakness. Now she's just head strong, and that's the driving point of conflicts. She's amazingly powerful and can usually just solve problems by punching them, so she has a lot of trouble when she's up against something she can't just beat with raw strength. She's not dumb by any standard, just a head strong warrior. It's a lot more interesting than 'if she gets tied up, she's useless'.

[@frankwest5388]

I think she had to specifically tied by a man.... .... Did you know the original writer of WW based her of his wife and his student who introduced the couple into the BDSM lifestyle and they formed a 3 way relationship based on that... ... Weirdly enough this explains so much about her character

[@lulolie]

​@@frankwest5388so wonder woman is vers

[@frankwest5388]

@@lulolie I don’t know who vers is

[@lulolie]

@@frankwest5388 vers stands for versatile lol, it's a bdsm term that means they can be the one in charge or the one being controlled. From what you're saying, her strengths and weaknesses are supposed to be based on bdsm so she either ties people up or is tied up herself, versatile.

[@frankwest5388]

@@lulolie I guess she fits that classification. It is interesting to learn how the weirdest things influenced and defined the center pieces of our culture. Like one of my favorite of these weird inspiration mixes for a popular character, is how Superman is likely based on a mix of the Polish prognomms and the character of Sampson. The explanation for that is again simple, the two main guys behind Superman are the children of Jewish Polish immigrants to America, while it is unclear if they were escaping a prognom themselves, the timeframe does fit in. So, it is likely that they told their kids the story of Sampson. A character in Jewish folklore that god gave super strength to protect the weak, he even came with his own Kryptonite, even if that element didn't come with the first run of Superman. Thematically those two things are way too closley connected to the Man of Steels original interpretation to be a coincidence.

[@LARRYLONGSTRETH]

I once saw a comic strip where a guy had just shot Batman in the chest and Batman was holding one of the bullets, coughing up blood and clearly dying. The bullet was green and Batman laughed, "kryptonite bullets? You idiot! That's SUPERMAN'S weakness!"

[@christiaanbothma]

Who shot him, Robert Dubois?!

[@bobbyvonzozzle4889]

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[@the_demon149]

Because if things are made of kryptonite, they can’t hurt humans :D

[@ratnasun]

I mean it could Just be a green tracer

[@star.master_cranium]

Krypton it’s can actually hurt being other than Kryptonians. Example Lex got his cancer due to overexposure.

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

Fun fact: whereas most of Batman’s contingency plans in the case of his fellow Leaguers going rogue are very detailed and highly specialized, his contingency plan for Green Arrow is basically just “break his arms”

[@wingedbluj1674]

And Green Arrow can still fire a bow with 1 arm, so you need to break BOTH.

[@ciceroissad4821]

@@wingedbluj1674 Dam, break his legs even!

[@Batz-xk3nt]

Or just a really bright flash bang

[@Wiki1184]

@@wingedbluj1674 He’d probably find a way to fire with his legs and mouth. Gotta break those as well, just to be safe.

[@larsnyman2455]

He also has a contingency plan for himself

[@blazingdragon6232]

Funny thing about green lantern's weakness in the comics, batman mocked him by painting his own bat cave yellow with robin when he visits

[@Aflay1]

Watching this after "Batman joins the Justice League" is hilarious. Feels like this one is the sequel to the newer one.

[@trietlam1438]

I remembered there was a time Supe gave Batman a piece of Kryptonite as a token of his trust to Bruce and hoping it would come in handy when Supe went rogue. Dude cameback to his Batcave, and put Supe’s tiny little piece inside a BIG ASS vault that filled with nothing but Kryptonite

[@justin2308]

That actually makes me feel bad for Superman.

[@strohimsack2528]

@@justin2308 why did u say that now I feel bad too :(

[@littlesneets8026]

@@justin2308 tbf, i think of it as a testament to Superman's character. Dude is so selfless, he entrusts his own weaknesses to his best friend should he ever go rogue, as he'd rather protect humanity even if it means from himself. Now that's heroism

[@saladspoonami4563]

@@littlesneets8026 Batman also made contingency plans for everyone to help his teammates if one of the members goes rouge, and he made one for himself, stating his biggest weaknesses and flaws, like how distracting Batman with his parents or hostages is a good distraction that can stop batman

[@michael9433]

@@saladspoonami4563 Or just beat his ass. Like unless he has a yellow-kryptonite suit that is constantly spilling slippery goo, while also being sharp to the touch (to counter wonder woman) then he has all their weaknesses covered... until they just shoot him with a 50 cal and call it a day

[@Goldofdawn]

"We don't talk about the pink one." Superman sounded so dead inside saying that and I love it

[@selena89091]

The pink one turns him homosexual if you didn’t know

[@ritual_9968]

🗿

[@Handle_666]

One word to ruin communism. *Capitalism.*

[@Goldofdawn]

Why tf is this comment so liked

[@mq5731]

@@Goldofdawn Shhh. We don’t talk about the pink one

[@danitho]

"You're a seasonal superhero." Made me laugh faaaar harder than it should have

[@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72]

Considering the video where Batman bought Superman's Daily Planet building where he works as Clark Kent, I'm now realizing what he meant when he says *I own the building you work in, you're literally paying me with my own money* Well played Solid JJ.

[@Lemontarts01]

"A purse snatcher i stopped the other day had like 3 of em" Fucking murdered me💀🤣🤣

[@zackgrim1903]

Rare my ass everybody's got one these days

[@ggkk8909]

@@zackgrim1903 Well I admit, it's become a bit of a problem. 😅

[@stickbro7634]

@@ggkk8909 It used to just be the green one But now there's all these other ones

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

@@stickbro7634 There's the red one, the black one..... The pink one😏😏😏

[@dothog1401]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 we don't talk about the pink one 😐

[@PhoebusA]

Superman's "wait are you serious" always catches me off guard. He sounds so genuinely appalled that Green Lantern's weakness is the color yellow.

[@mystic_topaz6783]

As if his weakness isn't a rock.

[@CrystalGreymon]

@@mystic_topaz6783 A Radioactive Rock that only he can feel the radiation from immediately that takes significantly longer to affect humans.

[@clammaster4]

Green is blue... and YELLOW

[@KingTai64]

It's supposed to be fear technically, but for the sake of humor let this joke through the stars🤣

[@MilkieFeline]

@@KingTai64 I mean. . . OG Green lantern was weak against wood. . . One of the most abundant materials on Earth. . .

[@theresaoconnor5408]

Flash: Ok Bruce what about Aquaman Batman: Oh please he is literally a living sponge if he's out of the water for even an hour he loses his power. Aquaman: He's right why do you think I go to the fountain every half hour. Batman: And don't even get me started on Manhunter if he is near a campfire he will literally faint. Superman: Wait you mean his weakness is fire? Batman: Yep I mean thank god he can shapeshift otherwise he'd be in serious danger. Superman: So your saying if I really wanted to I could use my heat vision on him and he'd lose his powers. Batman: Pretty much. Superman: God this team sucks.

[@duongnguyen-mb3rp]

Batman: Well then, who even hire them in the first place? Superman: ... Batman: Yeah, thats what i thought Sorry for being late asf

[@-Stormy.]

It makes it so hard to feel bad because Batman never cries unless it’s something he truly cares about.

[@x-rayofmyhand8875]

The fact that the voice acting and sound quality actually suits the old cartoons style makes this 100x better

[@thethundernado6670]

Ikr. It’s perfect

[@laurensahanna5826]

It's good eh?

[@salj.5459]

Nice broken hand

[@thethundernado6670]

@@salj.5459 oh crap I just realized that!

[@tematoflakes]

I was just about to comment that

[@tux75]

In her older comics, Wonder Woman's weakness was literally getting tied up. A bit of rope and she lost all her powers. And it happened all the time.

[@crusaderelitechan1409]

@@rexxbailey2764 chill man

[@Max_Super]

@@rexxbailey2764 4K

[@ImTheReverse]

@@rexxbailey2764 📸

[@macmcleod1188]

Yeah the original artist and writer basically was a bondage fan. Sweet gig he figured out basically drawing pictures of women in bondage as a respectable job.

[@ccda3324]

@@rexxbailey2764 ay yo 📸📸📸

[@shiroamakusa8075]

Green Lantern's weakness isn't even the color yellow, it's his utter lack of creativity. You got a ring that can materialize anything you can think of and he never just materializes a bucket of paint to drop on whatever's bearing the offending yellow color. Or you know, a giant red streetlight. Or just red sunglasses. Batman's weakness is his inability to trust other people, keeping secrets from his friends and urge to do everything by himself. That actually would disqualify him from a leadership role.

[@numbjuhnu]

The bucket of paint is still a construct. The moment he stops thinking about it it would vanish. And even if he did think of it, there would be no guarantee that a green paint would work on anything yellow.

[@calebkaminski6951]

​@@numbjuhnu Better idea Use the ring to throw something really fast at the offending color

[@secretspy4109]

It was For the original green lantern comics

[@datemasamune2904]

This is why they picked Gleek over Batman.

[@DrDubMemes]

The ending is canonically accurate because in a Batman ad he says “no time for jokes, Batgirl” when she asks for equal pay

[@virovac885]

It was actually a public servic announcement

[@DrDubMemes]

@@virovac885 True could have phrased that better but whatever

[@selena89091]

“But I mean come on guys…she’s a wom” Proceeds to be thrown out by super man*

[@Lokear]

Oh... ...oh no...

[@selena89091]

@@Lokear OH YEAAAAAAAAA

[@alcinado2072]

"You're a seasonal super hero" is a line of which the sheer brutality is completely underrated.

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

I thought about it too 😂

[@TiroDvD]

That's why he should be like Carpeted Man and surround himself with friends that can assist.

[@sid98geek]

r/rareinsults

[@jamesdaniels8007]

Flash: What about Wonder Woman? Batman: I've dominated her.

[@ayannath1836]

Batman's weakness is Wolverine, because wolverine is two batman kissing each other. Which turns batman gay

[@angelr864]

Oh my...

[@alinsey5774]

I died when he called flash a seasonal super hero! 🤣

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

He must get hit with season effective disorder real bad

[@mat7083]

And that look on his face 😆

[@marxvargas7697]

What does "Seasonal" mean?

[@zanenindroid6878]

he is useless against Mr. Freeze huh- well then we already know who targeted the Flash...

[@BelieveOneGod]

@@marxvargas7697 more like get beaten down everytime seasonal hero stand for i guess

[@blackfox4138]

One of my favorite Batman quotes towards Martian Manhunter: “To defeat Superman, I spend millions on an extra rare radioactive stone. To defeat you, I spend 5 cents on a box of matches.”

[@dennisnedry8126]

"newspaper clippings? you're going to have to try better than that. one thing though, i'm not sure what you are or where you came from, but my instincts tell me you're to be trusted. make no mistake though: i have a $70,000 sliver of radioactive meteorite to stop the one from metropolis. with you.... all i need is a penny for a book of matches"

[@mylesmichel9108]

Wait, he really said that ?

[@dennisnedry8126]

@@mylesmichel9108 yep. while halfway out martian manhunters window. leg literally out the window, hand holding it open.

[@mylesmichel9108]

@@dennisnedry8126 ok

[@MusicoftheDamned]

@@mylesmichel9108 They're referring to the line at the end of the discussion in the animated movie _Justice League: The New Frontier_ (2008) when Batman and J'onn meet for the first time. Just letting you know where it's from in case you're still curious; IMO the movie is overall good.

[@unknownedleaf]

“bruce, lightning bending is a very rare ability” “rare my ass, a purse snatcher i stopped turned on the sun in the alleyway”

[@ECfun]

Pov there's a villain that has pink kryptonite, Wearing yellow, and has a freeze ray:😭💀💀💀

[@user-kw7nb8tx1z]

And has a “adopt a parent certificate”

[@theonlyzanny]

didn't expect it to end like that lmao

[@Maximus-nz6ez]

Did you watch this show? Is it good?

[@venomdragon7853]

Neither did I, lmao.

[@dragonskull5634]

Love you Zanman. I'm not gay, I'm homie-sexual

[@kevindowling157]

Cool to see you here man. I love your videos. It’s a special kind of stupid humor that I absolutely adore.

[@Goudafortuna]

Clanka

[@alaina4070]

You're telling me that Curious George owner could beat Green Lantern in a fight? That's hilarious

[@freshboy3968]

The true terror... _Man in the Yellow Hat_

[@pupil3953]

i mean yeah but like, _Man in the Yellow Hat_ can solo the entire justice league tbh

[@arthurbarros5189]

Since George, most of the time, is more like a child, calling the man in yellow "owner" is a little weird. Same with paw patrol Rider. Don't mind me, I'm just overthinking child cartoons.

[@arthurbarros5189]

@@freshboy3968 sounds somewhat Lovecraftian. "The man in yellow hat, lord of the beast that engulfs all knowledge"

[@tetraxis3011]

My God I had the same thought. Man In the yellow hat, leader of the yellow lantern corp.

[@Mark73]

Wonder Woman's weakness is getting tied up with her own lasso. Wonder Woman's creator was big into BDSM.

[@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln]

Or being bound by a man which is still stupid weakness.

[@seniorwolfy7487]

Actually ww has a big weakness too She is blind when it comes to justice or "good things" and doesn't know when to stop fighting If you guys remember there was a moment when cheetah implanted something to ww which hallucinate and see everyone as cheetah. She was trying to fight nonstop and if someone didn't fixed that she would died from that

[@seniorwolfy7487]

If an enemy tries to act like a hostage or something like that, they could easily trick her and can kill her

[@ianfinrir8724]

I forgot what it's called, but there's a concept in Amazon culture whereby they have to protect someone. Batman attempts to invoke this to catch a criminal (that Diana currently has in custody) and Wonder Woman kicks his ass.

[@mqfii8992]

1:04 "What are you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Knowing how clinically insane Batman Is, I wouldn't doubt that his solution to a meteor Is a comically large rocket In the shape of a batarang.

[@hazukichanx408]

*Batrocket

[@the_infinexos]

"Alfred, launch the Batnuke."

[@morgansoul2651]

Unleash the BatBombs!

[@meepitjuicetheleagueofsupe7067]

Muahahaahaha Huh? He haha LAMP THWACK! AGH! KYAA! BOING BOING! LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL BABA DO DA DWEEE VOLTAR! BADO DO DA DWEE DOKTOR FROGG! AHG! PHOO! CHATTER SHIVER! RED MENACE! HEHEHEHEHE (plat plat plat clap) BADA DO DA DEE! DOOMA GeEed0n Bo! BOM! BOO! SCREE! LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL! POOOOWW! (Whoosh) League of Super Evil is the closest thing to an anarchist manifesto I trust you illiterates to see on your own terms, watch closely.

[@Tobunari]

He'll whip out the _Bat Meteor Repellent_

[@mechajay3358]

Batman: "The Pink One." Superman: "We NEVER talk about the Pink One."

[@brine_5162]

Gay one

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

We don’t talk about pink kryptonite, no no no.

[@kobayashiajimu4747]

@@captaindoesyoutube7925 I’m glad someone referenced that

[@armenianrussian]

@@captaindoesyoutube7925 we don’t talk about pink one, no no no We don’t talk about pink one BUT

[@enigmatic3194]

I don't know much about DC especially if it's the comics. What's the pink one?

[@johnwharton7094]

*"your weakness is the color yellow"* That killed me 😂😂😂

[@The_AuraMaster]

I looked up Wonder Woman's weaknesses, and Men and Rope were listed, and she doesn't seem to be able to resist her own lasso being used against her

[@stanislausklim7794]

To those who are confused about pink kryptonite, here is what the Superman wiki defines "Pink Kryptonite is a type of Kryptonite that seemingly turns Kryptonians homosexual."

[@christiaanbothma]

Holy Moses! That shit caught me off guard!

[@fatty1040]

It also says if the Kryptonion is allready homosexual it would turn them straight 😂

[@bobbyvonzozzle4889]

lap band surgery lamb back leg lamp in leave when that with Scream select green dream dream create scream scream scream I look at my screen control space control alt delete Chelsea control 3 control Z Ctrl + z! space space space 3 2 1 if opening brackets those brackets [curved racket squiggly bracket tilde Tilda, open quotations of quotations location quotation quote I am a cheeseburger quote quote quote" Open Crow I am awesome close cool I am awesome "I am awesome" I am awesome if (watermelon. Apple equals equal sign equal sign equal Iko Iko/equal toggle / 8 equal 13.455 end a z e r of Acosta to 11 Test test one two three apple cider juice want to do this is very awesome water flow for by 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 2 3 2 1 to 145 90% 3 2 1 2 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 3 2 1 2 1 4 5 90% 3 2 1 is what for I am awesome clothes go over quote I am with (watermelon 2 equals -3 + / 4) open bracket [it is very awesome] 12 12 12 12 12 to 211 multiplication sign 5 * 8 5 equals 8 5 percentage 9 5% 9 equals 3 I think 4 knows War no it is for whoopsies crazy. What is a beacon what is a beacon that is a good question well 80 km is what I perceived to be a light or a guide it is generally nothing word if you follow it and it will lead you to a destination I don't really know what it or who created the word but it can be used in many different that situation such as this beginning is very awesome I do not want to take up this that is weird because cause because is cuz a word I would not say it is I mean I guess technically it is but is it really a words that mean think about it you don't really hear people fake in sentences online or the general and that is because it is a word that sucks yeah that's basically all I have to say okay see you later.

[@bbbkenny6050]

Shhh we don't talk about that one remember?

[@_aWiseMan]

If they are already gay do they turn straight...? Do pansexuals and bi people turn ace????????????? Do asexual turn pan????????? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

[@mutantsandmemes]

"I pay for literally everything." "Except my 16 dollars, Bruce" "Except the 50,000 dollars your cousin owes me, Clark." "...ffs."

[@HeyItsMeSketchy]

RIP the batcomputer

[@MrWooaa]

I feel like Captain America because i understood that reference!

[@FalonGrey]

"It might take a while... Reporter's salary, remember?"

[@neelmodi7765]

idk if he does bc barry literally owns star labs

[@mutantsandmemes]

@@neelmodi7765 true. And Green Arrow/Oliver Queen, who is the heir to Queen Industries (or at least _was_ before he became a party boy)

[@carloseduardoleodorodemori3224]

I present to those who are willing to read my comment a "verbosed" version of the dialogue: -Superman: Wait so Batman, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're saying the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to should be a certain and definite article of which is a leader relating to a part that which is more whole between a certain and definite article of which is a justice league? -batman: Referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's exactly of what is or has the individual of which you are listening to'm saying. -Flash: Well hold on because in that section or location of which I am referring to'd would be an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a lot to consider... -Batman: Of what is or has that of which is present in this time in that section or location of which I am referring to to talk about? The individual of which you are listening to pay for literally everything, have the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to seen this place, the individual of which you are listening to mean this location? was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's not cheap, the individual of which you are listening to'll tell the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to referring to the specific and current subject matter of much. -Superman: Well referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's not entirely fair bruce, the individual of which you are listening to mean the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of pay to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of has fair share from time-to-time. -Batman: The individual of which you are listening to own a certain and definite article of which is a building referring to the specific and current subject matter of the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to work at, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're paying the individual that I, myself, refer to has or is in a combined association to the individual of which you are listening to has own money. -Flash: Well hold on, the individual of which you are listening to fell is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something in that section or location of which I am referring to are other qualifying factors in being an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a leader relating to a part that which is more whole between an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a superhero team, y'know, is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something superpowers! -Batman: Oh the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to really don't wanna go down referring to the specific and current subject matter of route. -Superman: well the individual of male features 's got an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a point in that section or location of which I am referring to. -Batman: Yeah? Well of what is or has good are to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has powers if to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of has weaknesses outweigh then tenfold? -Superman: Here the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of go again has or is in a combined association a certain and definite article of which is a kryptonite. Bruce was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a very rare stone... -Batman: Rare to the individual of which you are listening to has ass, everybody previously obtained one clark! an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a purse snatcher the individual of which you are listening to stopped a certain and definite article of which is a other day had is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something 3 relating to a part that which is more whole between pertained to a group of individuals of which I, another information, am no part of. -Superman: Well the individual of which you are listening to admit was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's become an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a bit relating to a part that which is more whole between an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a problem... -Batman: Was or is mentioned to identify someone or something used to just be a certain and definite article of which is a green one, but now in that section or location of which I am referring to's all these other ones, in that section or location of which I am referring to's a certain and definite article of which is a red one, a certain and definite article of which is a black one, ... A certain and definite article of which is a pink one! -Superman: The population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of don't talk about a certain and definite article of which is a pink one. -Flash: The individual of male features 's got the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to in that section or location of which I am referring to clark. -Batman: Is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're any better, one relating to a part that which is more whole between to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has greatest enemies freezes a certain and definite article of which is a floor as well as the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to go flying. The individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a seasonal superhero. -Batman: As well as the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to... to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has weakness that of which is present in this time a certain and definite article of which is a color yellow! -Superman: Of what is or has are the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to serious? -Green Lantern: Yeah so of what is or has? If an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a meteor that of which is present in this time crashing down a certain and definite article of which is a earth, the individual of which you are listening to'd is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something to see the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to stop was or is mentioned to identify someone or something, of what is or has're gonna do, throw an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a batarang at was or is mentioned to identify someone or something? -Batman: Well for situations is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something referring to the specific and current subject matter of the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're right, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're needed. But if the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're currently replacing the current location to a different location to stop an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a mugging as well as a certain and definite article of which is a guy's wearing all yellow, of what is or has are the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to gonna do? -Green Lantern: Fuck the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to bruce! -Batman: Yeah referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's of what is or has the individual of which you are listening to thought. -Flash: Alright, alright bruce the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of get was or is mentioned to identify someone or something, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're pretty cool but, of what is or has about wonder woman? The individual of which you are listening to mean the individual of female features doesn't have any real enormous in size weakness. -Batman: Yeah, but the individual of which you are listening to mean come on guys, the individual of female features's an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a woman -Robin: If you would not mind to explain in what way how did a certain and definite article of which is a meeting go batman? -Batman: The individual of which you are listening to didn't want to be in to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of has stupid group anyway!

[@peacefulskies9320]

Dude. 💀💀

[@talhasayed4898]

"It used to just be the green one, but now there's all these other ones. There's the red one, the black one... The pink one...😂"

[@dylannenkov1235]

"You're a seasonal superhero" had me rolling. I always thought the flash was over powered, but I guess I never thought about his inability to stop on slippery terrain. lmao

[@apackalu2718]

I know that was the best line.

[@TrulyMorningstar]

Well he could just supersonic crawl away.

[@HPMCCPooTis]

@@TrulyMorningstar or wear special boots with spikes to walk on ice or possibly other slippery surfaces

[@sorvex9]

@@HPMCCPooTis Spikes on stainless steel oiled surface would still fuck him up

[@johnathanegbert9277]

@@sorvex9 especially because he'd regen around THE SPIKES.

[@popeoneguy7992]

Fun fact: Batman painted an entire room, robin, and himself yellow just to taunt green lantern.

[@jimmyjones5717]

You did forget to mention that was in an alternate timeline written during the time Frank Miller had issues

[@maximumdon7637]

And taunted him further by downing a full glass of lemonade, right in front of him.

[@chrissheeran9462]

And served lemonade

[@sarcsaticsoona2994]

you should see @thepandaredd skit about it lmao

[@apocalypse8346]

And then didn't Robin almost kill him

[@aesthetic_rex]

Superman's "Wait, are you serious?" makes this.

[@shadystuff673]

Plot twist they left because he’s obviously too smart so he doesn’t need them

[@Impalingthorn]

"Well what about Wonder Woman, she has no real weaknesses" This is Silver Age DC. Her weaknesses were literally bondage via a man and numerous other artifacts that all weirdly related to bondage. Batman very easily could have just retorted "You don't want to go there".

[@FoxHound-ut1hu]

Ya wonder woman's creator was... Weird

[@peterpan4038]

You have to be weird to write those stories during that time in the first place.

[@marcochavez9381]

@@FoxHound-ut1hu agree

[@kralik394]

Said "you don't want to go there. Or, maybe you do. But no."

[@fadeleaf845]

Wonder Woman's weakness is the glass ceiling

[@calmcraft5852]

"If a meteor is about to hit earth what are you gonna do?" "Surface to air missiles, you're just a cheaper alternative."

[@Tobunari]

Nah, Batman would just pull out the _Meteor Repellent._

[@darth_shadow7924]

oof good roast but wrong solution blasting a meteors will only turn them into smaller chunks creating a series of smaller but scattered impacts Edit: I made this comment with having Armageddon in mind but yes According to NASA you also need to fire missles to divert astroids not destroy them Destroying them will just give more headaches though because high speed debris are very hard to track and a minor mismanagement in deploying missles would probably just cost more in either best or worse case scenarios

[@Redtherandom]

@@darth_shadow7924 not entirely. The smaller chunks would probably burn up in the atmosphere

[@darth_shadow7924]

@@Redtherandom depends on the size really

[@fighter_pilot_1698]

He could always take a leaf out of Usea’s book, and build a bunch of comically large railguns…

[@andistansbury4366]

There's also orange kryptonite now.

[@HallowPool193]

Great job man this cracked me up didn't expect to end like that great job

[@junkyardjoe1419]

In the time period, he would've been considered right.

[@timori5290]

Misogyny is definitely right➡️

[@justanotherguyful]

@@timori5290 🤡🤡🤡 leftist clown you gonna cry?

[@FreedomFighterAsuka]

[REDACTED]

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@timori5290 Nice pun

[@lobsterminion693]

In the current time period he wouldn't be considered right. But he'd still be right.

[@JDWalker495]

“You need superpowers” Bruce: Ah sh*t here we go again

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

I have a superpower. It’s called Wall Street lobbying. I’d like to see YOU get stuff done when I bribe the government to construct planetwide yellow freezing guns that shoot yellow krypton it’s.

[@XDRevnge]

The flash: You picked the wrong house, fool

[@wdymthishandleisntavailable]

*”oh you really don’t wanna go down that route☺️🔪”* -Batman

[@Valthe50Cal]

Yeah and his superpower is 💰

[@NinoJoel]

But monney is a super power

[@Ishaan_A]

I think Batman's best point is how the rest of the Justice League is comprised of literal gods, while him as a human with no superpowers can keep up with them and be a part of the League. That shows how he should be the leader seeing he clearly is more skillful and smarter than them

[@dt_grey4521]

Wonder Woman's weakness is literally being tied up. Like she can't break free.

[@gabrielaubry1334]

Wonder Woman: "Seriously, Bruce?" Batman: "Hey, it's either saying that or your actual weakness." Wonder Woman: "Okay, good point."

[@Blox117]

Batman: "And by that I mean you act like a B**ch around 'that' time of the month"

[@yanhuideng8263]

@@Blox117 And the fact that wrapping dental floss around her makes her lose her powers

[@eafesaf6934]

@@yanhuideng8263 wait are you for real?

[@lancetheking7524]

@@eafesaf6934 either it's dental floss or poison whichever comes first

[@IrvingIV]

@@eafesaf6934 Forget which continuity and I don't read comics, but one of Wonder Woman's weaknesses was she loses her powers if she's tied up; with occasional specifications. Sometimes it has to be done: -by a man or -with her own Lasso* or -to a a specific part of her body* *only seen it mentioned in this comment section, the "specific part" was tying her gold bracelets together.

[@shadowki5687]

Batman: and wonderwoman's weakness is her lasso, if she's tied up in it she loses her strength. Superman: how do you know that? Batman: um from research and stuff😳

[@justaguy3538]

Batman: cus she's a woman

[@mangareader7474]

@@justaguy3538 Human Resources your fired

[@Character_Selection_Screen]

@@mangareader7474 minor spelling error. Opinion invalid.

[@dolphindrawings9331]

@@Character_Selection_Screen Monsoon pfp detected. Opinion tolerated.

[@dammit3048]

This would have been better

[@GameofMatias]

Canonically the weakness of Wonder Women is that a man tie her hands

[@ianfinrir8724]

Good luck with that.

[@plipplopproductions4347]

I have a playlist of just my favorite Solid JJ videos and when it’s on shuffle and I see that intro I’m always thrown off on if it’s this good one or the Justice League vs God one.

[@qjames0077]

Just an FYI: Wonder Woman's weakness is being tied up. No. Seriously. Check it

[@Nothing_serious]

Kinky

[@earthling_parth]

I feel googling that might lead to some unusual results

[@BlazeTrail1269]

Ah yes, *B D S M*

[@TGPDrunknHick]

@@earthling_parth he's not wrong though. I don't think it's been an actual weakness is decades but, yeah it was specifically a man tying her up making her powerless originally.

[@indifference6004]

And being stabbed

[@glitchydoll]

“How are you going to even stop the meteor? The meteor’s gonna have yellow fire around it from breaching the atmosphere. Clark has a better chance of stopping it, and the meteor’s probably filled with kryptonite too.”

[@MouldMadeMind]

And flash hasn't learned jumping

[@nerfedby50percent2]

"Fuck you Bruce."

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of a comic book where an actual giant meteor made of Kryptonite was headed to earth. they planned to stop it with a giant robot, BUT... a time traveler warned them then doing that would still expose earth to lots of radiation and kill everyone! so, an obscure hero, i think it was captain Atom, had to pilot it. then later, it turned out there was an alien spaceship inside the meteor...and guess who was on board? Supergirl!

[@jayden9287]

@@ericb3157 girls am I right haha

[@DVK_Drago]

@@jayden9287 💀💀💀

[@Allium95]

Imagine a fight between the King in Yellow and Green Lantern. Not only is Green Lantern unable to use his powers (not like the King in Yellow was going to get hurt anyway) but to add insult to injury, he's also going mad!

[@getjinxedorgetwithered382]

Dude i subscribed to this channel at 30k and its at 1m now holy crap

[@lol-mz5mr]

Its pretty wholesome to see them having a chill discussion kinda like friends.

[@itayeldad3317]

Super friends

[@NynyLemon123]

@@itayeldad3317 indeeeeeed

[@resikin]

Hopefully we'll still get it if they make a Justice League 2!

[@wholethedogsout880]

@@resikin 💀 the dceu is ass good luck with that

[@moonagaming6068]

Yeah

[@IAMHAPPY5290]

"The pink one" "We dont talk about the pink one" *looks up the pink one* Let's not talk about the pink one

[@mq8858]

Wait I thought that was just a joke, there's an actual pink one?

[@Sparkxtube]

@@mq8858 yes....turns Kryptonians homosexual, it's a thing in Supergirl #79 - "Many Happy Returns"

[@MountainWo1f]

Nobody talks about the pink one. It is extremely hot water.

[@icicle_ai]

I see that the new superman got hit with it

[@thephantomoftheparadise5666]

I just looked it up, and I agree.

[@blackedoutreviews]

Who’s writing this thing?

[@romantheshowman5391]

The way to beat Wonder women is basically her plane is invisible… unless you don’t do a heat sensor i think you can just see her in midair.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Wonder Woman being visible is just for the benefit of the the audience.

[@spacecat7827]

I like the fact that he was winning the argument, until he just, absolutely failed.

[@Zeno2806]

was he wrong tho

[@user-wk3on9mt7f]

​@@Zeno2806 They hated Jesus because he told the truth

[@conansglasses2645]

@@Zeno2806 lol yeah he was

[@conansglasses2645]

@@user-wk3on9mt7f jesus got pwned by a guy named fucking longinus dude

[@dumbly-stupid]

@@conansglasses2645 he told the truth tho

[@Sneaker3719]

For anyone who doesn't get the Kryptonite color references: Red is basically Random Kryptonite, and has random effects. Black splits Kryptonians into Good and Evil versions of themselves. ...and pink turns Kryptionians gay. It was apparently meant as a parody of Silver Age comics constantly introducing new Kryptonite variants.

[@beastwarsFTW]

Blue is technically Bizarro Kryptonite, it hurts Bizarro and basically negates regular Green Kryptonite. Red is better described as Chaos Kryptonite, it either does something random or make Superman act crazy. It depends on the writer.

[@theonlymann1485]

apprantly JL Action set pink kryptonite swaps krypton's ... sex? can anyone explain this more if you guys know of it?

[@AlMcpherson79]

... what happens if a gay kryptonian is exposed to pink kryptonite though?

[@DJPrimeAmvs]

@@AlMcpherson79 then you get a super gay

[@kamadotanjiro3176]

@@DJPrimeAmvs Oh god, what if there is huge house made of pink kryptonite and there was gay kryptonitian instead?

[@butcherboy2008]

I remember a Justice League issue where the villains teamed up and Wonder Woman's arch-enemy Cheetah attacked Green Lantern. He was helpless because her suit was yellow.

[@jacobstaten2366]

Wonder Woman's weakness is s man tying her up.