Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC

[@yoshimina4551]

"I own the building you work at, your paying me with my own money" This shit is golden

[@justaguy3538]

"It means i own you Kal"

[@thegamingandroid491]

@@justaguy3538 Supes: Bruce its been five years, you still own me sixteen dollars Batman: fck off

[@MrJonezy541]

You're

[@gregrobinette8620]

@@MrJonezy541 yiur*

[@kikitapika9565]

@@gregrobinette8620 iwr*

[@PlebNC]

And that's when Batman put into motion his plan to take down the Justice League.

[@mrinfinity5557]

Step one: take away their funding. Step two: win

[@sixela2268]

@@mrinfinity5557 step 3: celebrate

[@podarium5262]

@Walter Ang Gaming contingency being

[@TroopperFoFo]

The actual reason he became the Batman who laughs the joker infection was just a cover up.

[@somethingclever4297]

@Walter Ang Gaming for wonder woman just wait until it's that time of the month.

[@DisturbedGeneration]

"I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" is literally the most boss thing to say to someone

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Especially When its TRUE

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

Not really, he paid him for work so unless he's a deadbeat he's just paying to lay around or a guy working a phantom job that has no purpose and exists solely to collect that pay, he IS entitled to that money once he has done the work. If anything, Bruce Wayne paying him with the knowledge that Flash's money will go right back into his pocket is a legally troubling area concerning how much leverage and extort him, especially concerning that he knows Flash's secret identity. I don't go to parties because I'm no fun.

[@randalljones8708]

@@SolarFlareAmerica what does Flash have to do with this? Clark Kent is Superman's secret identity.

[@Mixedplayers]

@@SolarFlareAmerica he's talking about clark

[@igormuniz4399]

Fathers day

[@shane5898]

I just realized Winnie-the-Pooh could kick Green Lanters butt.

[@jaycerrito3142]

And SpongeBob, Pikachu, the entire Simpsons and pretty much any yellow creature

[@GeorgeDCowley]

Well, he could run forever.

[@USSFFRU]

​@@GeorgeDCowleyHe can run but not hide

[@neonmem8826]

China’s leader Winnie the Pooh too powerful for Green Lantern

[@mariosonic9153]

An emoji can beat him.

[@Kirbo710]

"we pay our fair share from time to time" But he still owes 16 dollars. you know, from 5 years ago?

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

Yeah, and after being confronted he really just told him to "fuck off"? The nerve.

[@ayametheepic]

Clark owes Bruce 55,000 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@FrogishBird]

How did this become this big of a meme

[@shortxd4254]

@@FrogishBird how did it not become a bigger meme?

[@ezragonda5378]

I see you are a man of culture

[@matthewfarmer9500]

Batman: “Wha- you can’t do this to me. Heh, I started this company. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!”

[@Kingjustin1019]

And then Bruce got his hands on some performance enhancers from Bane.

[@magmat0585]

uh oh UH OH *UH OH*

[@wildginger01]

OUT AM I

[@ajanaya8055]

You’re out Bruce.

[@FractalNinja]

"Yknow I'm somewhat of a superhero myself!"

[@tux75]

In her older comics, Wonder Woman's weakness was literally getting tied up. A bit of rope and she lost all her powers. And it happened all the time.

[@crusaderelitechan1409]

@@rexxbailey2764 chill man

[@Max_Super]

@@rexxbailey2764 4K

[@ImTheReverse]

@@rexxbailey2764 📸

[@macmcleod1188]

Yeah the original artist and writer basically was a bondage fan. Sweet gig he figured out basically drawing pictures of women in bondage as a respectable job.

[@ccda3324]

@@rexxbailey2764 ay yo 📸📸📸

[@sozzem8869]

The fact that the guy in yellow from curious George can defeat green lantern is hilarious

[@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist]

You can just defeat Green Lantern by throwing a yellow sheet over him.

[@sozzem8869]

@@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist naaaahhh💀

[@danwilson7035]

The Man in the Yellow Hat. Respect his name.

[@sozzem8869]

@@danwilson7035 i truly apologize

[@thegoodfather1177]

Bare in mind the colour yellow just nullifies his powers, he's still a muscular grown man without the ring

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

_"Here we go again with the kryptonine. Bruce it's a very rare stone."_ That stuff is practically everywhere in Smallville.

[@Dabajaws]

On a girls neck even, broad daylight

[@deadlydealer8324]

Made out of a dragon statue once too

[@whyisblue923taken]

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAVE MEEEE

[@Two-Bit1510]

"Rare my ass everyone has one Clark, a purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like 3 of them on him" I died after that part

[@cookieguyyt]

“rare” man i be seeing people wearing kryptonite as fashion

[@aimbotarrow5981]

“You’re a seasonal superhero” delivered so perfectly alongside Flash’s insanely annoyed squint is killing me

[@sejma9376]

yes

[@rexlumontad5644]

I don't get it

[@JJ-gj5zc]

@@rexlumontad5644 Seasonal as in if it's winter there'd be lots of ice so the Flash would slip and fall down a lot, making him better during other seasons

[@yanhuideng8263]

@@rexlumontad5644 Flash slips when there’s snow or ice around. Also atomic powered banana peels (yes there is a silver age comic where his villains used an atomic powered banana peel to beat him)

[@kraxusgaming9483]

@@yanhuideng8263 thats fucking hilarious

[@LocalGH16]

When Life gives you Lemons, throw them at Green Lantern and prove Batman right

[@mattdrives4757]

LOLLLLLLL

[@sumrando9203]

"When life give you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

[@Heidijackward]

@@sumrando9203 explosive lemonaid

[@phoenixhellfire2567]

he'll counter with limes

[@menestrelerrante9296]

The lemons are all green in my continent

[@MineecraftPixelArts]

Imagine a yellow mugger with pink kryptonote which freezes everything as he moves

[@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln]

And knows how to bound Wonder Woman. If you didn't know one of her, weaknesses is being bound by a man, which is still very stupid weakness. And that's why it's not used in the movies or in the comics anymore.

[@redrexix8106]

Or a guy that wears complete suit of gold kryptonite, has a secondary batch of pink ones, a freezer and a bunch of BDSM ropes. The Justice League would be screwed.

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

​Y que la madre del tipo se llame Martha @@redrexix8106

[@SuperRandom-f5m]

@@redrexix8106 Yeah except batman could still get 'em.... if we're talking before he left.

[@Fennecfoxesshow]

​@@SuperRandom-f5mwell then the guy is also a kid with blue eyes and black hair now batman has to adopt it and raise it until it died by getting hit with a crowbar by the joker

[@marsmurderer9868]

Finally, knowing about pink kryptonite has helped me in some completely miniscule way

[@LostSoulSilver]

Same lmao

[@Gustavo-tr8fm]

Its because we dont talk about the pink one

[@ruukuv]

Why does pink kryptonite exist again? I ask myself that everyday. And everyday, I have no answer.

[@samohawesome]

@@ruukuv It exits for when super woman gets bored

[@engineergaming5989]

@@ruukuv its the gay one Edit: it exists for gay

[@SrJrXVIII]

Batman literally made a recording on how to beat each one, even himself.

[@tdoyr]

I don’t like superheroes but that sounds pretty interesting

[@memelord-dl4un]

@@tdoyr Yeah it's pretty dark too if you wanna listen to it

[@Jampolo_OG]

-With all that talk about unchecked power, you're still so arrogant you didn't bother to come up with a plan to stop yourself? -...I _do_ have a plan: it's called the Justice League

[@BionicDirector117]

@@Jampolo_OG there is a plan that goes into greater detail of how to approach dealing with Batman.

[@Freakybugeyedweirdo]

Isn't that fan made, though?

[@michaelwatts2485]

Justice League: *Kicks Batman out of the team* Batman: *Kicks them out of The Hall of Justice which he owns*

[@shattermaster1273]

@@abdielgrande9529 as all things should be

[@doommedd]

@The World Is Trash more like #BalanceRemained #BatmanOP #Has10000000waystokillsuperman #nerfbatman

[@c0d3pixellette55]

I am anticipating a war between Batman and Superman strength to happen in this comment section, give it time. (Unless my comment prevents that in which case whoo-hoo)

[@johnathanegbert9277]

@The World Is Trash lets*

[@ManWithAMask_]

@@c0d3pixellette55 martha?

[@jaketaller8567]

Apparently the color yellow isn’t the stupidest weakness a Green Lantern has. The OG Green Lantern, Alan Scott, had a weakness against wood. The origins of this silly weakness can be found in 1991’s Green Lantern Vol 3 Issue 19. The issue states that when a Green Lantern named Yalan Gur went rogue and tried to take over a village of people with crude wooden weapons, the Guardians Of The Universe decided to make him weak to wood right before the blows started landing.

[@iceluvndiva21]

Its even funnier when you realize there's a yellow kryptonite. So that takes out two in one go

[@BoomGoesMaximus]

So I could take them both out with a #2 pencil?

[@kentuckycryptid]

​@@BoomGoesMaximusImagine defeating both Earth-1's and Earth-2's Green Lanterns with a fucking pencil. The pencil truly is mightier than the sword (or in this case, the rings.)

[@kylewood2715]

Vigo Terasoffen (from John Wick): “I once saw him [end] three men in a bar with a pencil. A f’n pencil.”

[@dhenderson1810]

I heard that Kryptonite works this way:- Green-kills Superman Red-- Doesn't kill him, but strips him of his powers (like that chamber in the Fortress Of Solitude in "Superman II"). Black-- Which turns Superman evil (like in "Superman 3"). Yellow- makes him deformed. Blue - Can kill Bizarro, but has no effect whatsoever on Superman.

[@ShadyDoorags]

The kryptonite thing is even more hilarious if you're aware that there's a comic arc where Superman and Batman team up to get rid of all the kryptonite on Earth and they find out it's not rare at all.

[@KL4B]

John Redcorn is the greatest character ever written.

[@jadeimingan184]

Hahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahh damn ahahahahaahah

[@NeverTHOUGHTofIT]

I am the 69th person to like this comment

[@erenyeager9575]

Lmao r u serious

[@ghadynabil7746]

Bro i just know that pink kryptonite Is making Superman Gay

[@Bell-ih5ln]

The moment flash said “what about wonder women” I knew exactly what was gonna happen Ayo stop taking it so seriously yall

[@scoutdy6547]

I thought they were all gonna agree cus its the 60s

[@ElijahW2003]

Same lmao

[@goroakechi6126]

Wonder Woman’s weakness is any guy with a net. I’m not kidding.

[@BryceBurris]

@@scoutdy6547 I mean it's [current year] and I still agree.

[@CoralCopperHead]

I was expecting a bondage joke.

[@matchasgotcha]

"The bats don't care about your feelings" - Bruce "Batman" Shapiro, 2022

[@SubToTheUpchucks]

But The Upchucks do care about them! Ever heard of The Upchucks?

[@SubToTheUpchucks]

@@ComfortsSpecter Hi specter ever heard of The Upchucks?

[@johnnickfanaccount3492]

@@ComfortsSpecter oy vey

[@jonathanbosak8581]

Plaestinians arent real people, meaning i can kill them without breaking My no kill rule -Bruce "Batman" Shapiro

[@jackmrsich3178]

“I feel like bread spread across too much butter.” -Biblo Baggage

[@miraveta]

"But cmon guys...she's a woman" Knowing that wonder woman originally started as a secretary for the justice league makes this 1000 times funnier...and also 1000 times sadder

[@GrimTheDestroyer]

She's kind of a Mary Sue

[@billyweed835]

Society, and, to be fair, the Society had a meta-contextual rule: No chatacters who already had their own ongoing solo books. In fact, Superman and Batman weren't even in, so Wondy arguably had a step-up.

[@Dracon350]

@@GrimTheDestroyer they all were back in their original comics lmao. Bruce, Clark, Diana, none of them could do no wrong cause y'know, the U.S. was still snorting that anti-commie shit until like, the 80's. and even then, they were still rocking that "America #1" shtick, G.I. Joe, Hulk Hogan, etc.

[@GriffinGamez]

@@Dracon350 america is still number 1. everyone in the country just knows they are ass though.

[@russianoverkill3715]

​@@GrimTheDestroyerbruh, everytime its a woman its always mary sue, but if its a man, nah he's fine

[@blackfox4138]

One of my favorite Batman quotes towards Martian Manhunter: “To defeat Superman, I spend millions on an extra rare radioactive stone. To defeat you, I spend 5 cents on a box of matches.”

[@dennisnedry8126]

"newspaper clippings? you're going to have to try better than that. one thing though, i'm not sure what you are or where you came from, but my instincts tell me you're to be trusted. make no mistake though: i have a $70,000 sliver of radioactive meteorite to stop the one from metropolis. with you.... all i need is a penny for a book of matches"

[@mylesmichel9108]

Wait, he really said that ?

[@dennisnedry8126]

@@mylesmichel9108 yep. while halfway out martian manhunters window. leg literally out the window, hand holding it open.

[@mylesmichel9108]

@@dennisnedry8126 ok

[@MusicoftheDamned]

@@mylesmichel9108 They're referring to the line at the end of the discussion in the animated movie _Justice League: The New Frontier_ (2008) when Batman and J'onn meet for the first time. Just letting you know where it's from in case you're still curious; IMO the movie is overall good.

[@trietlam1438]

I remembered there was a time Supe gave Batman a piece of Kryptonite as a token of his trust to Bruce and hoping it would come in handy when Supe went rogue. Dude cameback to his Batcave, and put Supe’s tiny little piece inside a BIG ASS vault that filled with nothing but Kryptonite

[@justin2308]

That actually makes me feel bad for Superman.

[@strohimsack2528]

@@justin2308 why did u say that now I feel bad too :(

[@littlesneets8026]

@@justin2308 tbf, i think of it as a testament to Superman's character. Dude is so selfless, he entrusts his own weaknesses to his best friend should he ever go rogue, as he'd rather protect humanity even if it means from himself. Now that's heroism

[@saladspoonami4563]

@@littlesneets8026 Batman also made contingency plans for everyone to help his teammates if one of the members goes rouge, and he made one for himself, stating his biggest weaknesses and flaws, like how distracting Batman with his parents or hostages is a good distraction that can stop batman

[@michael9433]

@@saladspoonami4563 Or just beat his ass. Like unless he has a yellow-kryptonite suit that is constantly spilling slippery goo, while also being sharp to the touch (to counter wonder woman) then he has all their weaknesses covered... until they just shoot him with a 50 cal and call it a day

[@DrDubMemes]

The ending is canonically accurate because in a Batman ad he says “no time for jokes, Batgirl” when she asks for equal pay

[@virovac885]

It was actually a public servic announcement

[@DrDubMemes]

@@virovac885 True could have phrased that better but whatever

[@selena89091]

“But I mean come on guys…she’s a wom” Proceeds to be thrown out by super man*

[@Lokear]

Oh... ...oh no...

[@selena89091]

@@Lokear OH YEAAAAAAAAA

[@adamloga3788]

Little did they know that later that very day they'd be informed of an asteroid heading directly towards Earth. An asteroid made entirely out of yellow Kryptonite...

[@bucketcom]

Yellow ICE COVERED KRYPTONITE

[@mhgb1333]

@@bucketcom BIG YELLOW KRYPTIONITE COMET

[@murieldotson9089]

@@mhgb1333WITH A ROPE TIED BY A MAN

[@henreereemanmini3973]

that's also freezing cold

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

That'll be really bad. Y'know what effect yellow AKA Gold Kryptonite has? It _permanently removes a Kryptonian's powers._ The moment Clark gets close, he'll instantly die from exposure to space without a spacesuit.

[@qjames0077]

Just an FYI: Wonder Woman's weakness is being tied up. No. Seriously. Check it

[@Nothing_serious]

Kinky

[@earthling_parth]

I feel googling that might lead to some unusual results

[@BlazeTrail1269]

Ah yes, *B D S M*

[@TGPDrunknHick]

@@earthling_parth he's not wrong though. I don't think it's been an actual weakness is decades but, yeah it was specifically a man tying her up making her powerless originally.

[@indifference6004]

And being stabbed

[@alaina4070]

You're telling me that Curious George owner could beat Green Lantern in a fight? That's hilarious

[@freshboy3968]

The true terror... _Man in the Yellow Hat_

[@pupil3953]

i mean yeah but like, _Man in the Yellow Hat_ can solo the entire justice league tbh

[@arthurbarros5189]

Since George, most of the time, is more like a child, calling the man in yellow "owner" is a little weird. Same with paw patrol Rider. Don't mind me, I'm just overthinking child cartoons.

[@arthurbarros5189]

@@freshboy3968 sounds somewhat Lovecraftian. "The man in yellow hat, lord of the beast that engulfs all knowledge"

[@tetraxis3011]

My God I had the same thought. Man In the yellow hat, leader of the yellow lantern corp.

[@PhoebusA]

Superman's "wait are you serious" always catches me off guard. He sounds so genuinely appalled that Green Lantern's weakness is the color yellow.

[@mystic_topaz6783]

As if his weakness isn't a rock.

[@CrystalGreymon]

@@mystic_topaz6783 A Radioactive Rock that only he can feel the radiation from immediately that takes significantly longer to affect humans.

[@clammaster4]

Green is blue... and YELLOW

[@KingTai64]

It's supposed to be fear technically, but for the sake of humor let this joke through the stars🤣

[@MilkieFeline]

@@KingTai64 I mean. . . OG Green lantern was weak against wood. . . One of the most abundant materials on Earth. . .

[@alertedcoyote7892]

"Youre out, batman" "Ok, rent's due on the first of the month."

[@GLUBNOIR]

You'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR!

[@strangeactuallylegume]

@@GLUBNOIRYOU’LL GET THE DOOR WHEN YOU GET SOME BITCHES CLARK, I HEAR THAT LUIS LANE IS STILL PRETTY SINGLE

[@vexile1239]

"But that's tomorrow and we don't get paid until the middle of the month"

[@skell6134]

​@@vexile1239"then leave out of my property"

[@aharreld2340]

ANNNNDDDDD Batman's a villain now.

[@Sneaker3719]

For anyone who doesn't get the Kryptonite color references: Red is basically Random Kryptonite, and has random effects. Black splits Kryptonians into Good and Evil versions of themselves. ...and pink turns Kryptionians gay. It was apparently meant as a parody of Silver Age comics constantly introducing new Kryptonite variants.

[@beastwarsFTW]

Blue is technically Bizarro Kryptonite, it hurts Bizarro and basically negates regular Green Kryptonite. Red is better described as Chaos Kryptonite, it either does something random or make Superman act crazy. It depends on the writer.

[@theonlymann1485]

apprantly JL Action set pink kryptonite swaps krypton's ... sex? can anyone explain this more if you guys know of it?

[@AlMcpherson79]

... what happens if a gay kryptonian is exposed to pink kryptonite though?

[@DjPrimeVideos]

@@AlMcpherson79 then you get a super gay

[@kamadotanjiro3176]

@@DjPrimeVideos Oh god, what if there is huge house made of pink kryptonite and there was gay kryptonitian instead?

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

Fun fact: whereas most of Batman’s contingency plans in the case of his fellow Leaguers going rogue are very detailed and highly specialized, his contingency plan for Green Arrow is basically just “break his arms”

[@wingedbluj1674]

And Green Arrow can still fire a bow with 1 arm, so you need to break BOTH.

[@ciceroissad4821]

@@wingedbluj1674 Dam, break his legs even!

[@Batz-xk3nt]

Or just a really bright flash bang

[@Wiki1184]

@@wingedbluj1674 He’d probably find a way to fire with his legs and mouth. Gotta break those as well, just to be safe.

[@larsnyman2455]

He also has a contingency plan for himself

[@thethreespidermen4351]

"You're a seasonal superhero" Batman ended the Flash's career with that line

[@rileytjemmes3105]

Actually flash irl would melt the ice or anything he comes across if top speed he would also kill the world because of the sound and wind he gives from running so he could theoretically kill everyone and the fact he can go back in time means he can kill anyone even doomsday

[@rileytjemmes3105]

@Parthsarthi Sharma yeah but the speed force is not real I am talking irl if he was real

[@rileytjemmes3105]

@Parthsarthi Sharma and plus how it Superman normal Superman is slow compared to the flash he lets him win if it’s a charitable event that’s when he wins if he will lose if it’s not flash is the fastest and he would kill Superman or he would kill him self by running by turning into dust it’s just the matter of what plant or place he does it

[@ajius6]

@@rileytjemmes3105 You're contradicting yourself by saying "but speedforce isn't real", dude if the flash is real therefore the speedforce is too

[@rileytjemmes3105]

@@ajius6 yea and no

[@Kaiser_von_Europa]

Wonder woman's literal weakness is being tied up. Dont ask me how or why that a regular rope can easily stop an amazonan woman, it just is, ok

[@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln]

Yeah, but it has to be a man that does it, which is stupid still.

[@NoahRoss-yn2hw]

it was supposed to be a metaphor for the patriarchy or whatever@@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln

[@smart-ass8518]

​@@NoahRoss-yn2hw Don't know about that, but it's kinda hot.

[@BananaWasTaken]

I’m pretty sure the reason is because the creator of Wonder Woman and his 2 partners (his wife and their girlfriend) were into BDSM

[@BTmaz11]

This was retconned.

[@mqfii8992]

1:04 "What are you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Knowing how clinically insane Batman Is, I wouldn't doubt that his solution to a meteor Is a comically large rocket In the shape of a batarang.

[@hazukichanx408]

*Batrocket

[@the_infinexos]

"Alfred, launch the Batnuke."

[@morgansoul2651]

Unleash the BatBombs!

[@meepitjuicetheleagueofsupe7067]

Muahahaahaha Huh? He haha LAMP THWACK! AGH! KYAA! BOING BOING! LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL BABA DO DA DWEEE VOLTAR! BADO DO DA DWEE DOKTOR FROGG! AHG! PHOO! CHATTER SHIVER! RED MENACE! HEHEHEHEHE (plat plat plat clap) BADA DO DA DEE! DOOMA GeEed0n Bo! BOM! BOO! SCREE! LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL! POOOOWW! (Whoosh) League of Super Evil is the closest thing to an anarchist manifesto I trust you illiterates to see on your own terms, watch closely.

[@Tobunari]

He'll whip out the _Bat Meteor Repellent_

[@x-rayofmyhand8875]

The fact that the voice acting and sound quality actually suits the old cartoons style makes this 100x better

[@thethundernado6670]

Ikr. It’s perfect

[@laurensahanna5826]

It's good eh?

[@salj.5459]

Nice broken hand

[@thethundernado6670]

@@salj.5459 oh crap I just realized that!

[@tematoflakes]

I was just about to comment that

[@LARRYLONGSTRETH]

I once saw a comic strip where a guy had just shot Batman in the chest and Batman was holding one of the bullets, coughing up blood and clearly dying. The bullet was green and Batman laughed, "kryptonite bullets? You idiot! That's SUPERMAN'S weakness!"

[@christiaanbothma]

Who shot him, Robert Dubois?!

[@bobbyvonzozzle4889]

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[@the_demon149]

Because if things are made of kryptonite, they can’t hurt humans :D

[@ratnasun]

I mean it could Just be a green tracer

[@star.master_cranium]

Krypton it’s can actually hurt being other than Kryptonians. Example Lex got his cancer due to overexposure.

[@EpicBob3664]

"Clark, I own the building you work at, you're paying me with my own money" is such an underrated line

[@philippross9479]

How is it underrated? its literally the top comment with 10k likes

[@nuclearshoppingcart]

@@philippross9479both of the top comments too

[@Lemontarts01]

"A purse snatcher i stopped the other day had like 3 of em" Fucking murdered me💀🤣🤣

[@zackgrim1903]

Rare my ass everybody's got one these days

[@ggkk8909]

@@zackgrim1903 Well I admit, it's become a bit of a problem. 😅

[@stickbro7634]

@@ggkk8909 It used to just be the green one But now there's all these other ones

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

@@stickbro7634 There's the red one, the black one..... The pink one😏😏😏

[@dothog1401]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 we don't talk about the pink one 😐

[@alcinado2072]

"You're a seasonal super hero" is a line of which the sheer brutality is completely underrated.

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

I thought about it too 😂

[@TiroDvD]

That's why he should be like Carpeted Man and surround himself with friends that can assist.

[@sid98geek]

r/rareinsults

[@OrangAsing207]

Pretty sure this is a fitting line for all fast running heroes

[@tasmsinist3rsix664]

Green Lantern: "If a meteor is crashing down to earth, I'd like to see you stop it. What're you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Batman: *pulls out a comically large batarang*

[@thesithofearth3617]

Also, he could always like, bomb it or use his rich man powers and pay off the meteor so that it will leave

[@dumbbass8867]

"Get the bat meteor umbrella, robin"

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

I thought batman was gonna say he’d use some horrific giant and potentially world ending laser and they’d all go quiet. “If a meteor is crashing down to earth, I’d like to see you stop it. What are you gonna do, throw a batarang at it??” “No. I’d use my hundreds of lasers that I secretly scattered throughout the world and are a thousand times hotter than the sun to destroy it.” “…what…the fuck…”

[@Scipio488]

BATARANG X!

[@cac_deadlyrang]

**stonehenge from ace combat proceeds to rise from the batcave**

[@prankest7440]

“What about wonderwoman?” “Her weakness is BDSM”

[@Phantasmerade]

I can't imagine Batman is immune to BDSM.

[@modeman15]

​@@Phantasmerade No-one is.

[@SulyTheVeteran]

What is BDSM?

[@modeman15]

@@SulyTheVeteran I really don't want to explain it, and you don't wanna know. But if you do, just google it.

[@supernovaaaa16]

this actually used to be true

[@Impalingthorn]

"Well what about Wonder Woman, she has no real weaknesses" This is Silver Age DC. Her weaknesses were literally bondage via a man and numerous other artifacts that all weirdly related to bondage. Batman very easily could have just retorted "You don't want to go there".

[@FoxHound-ut1hu]

Ya wonder woman's creator was... Weird

[@peterpan4038]

You have to be weird to write those stories during that time in the first place.

[@InternetDweller009]

@@FoxHound-ut1hu agree

[@kralik394]

Said "you don't want to go there. Or, maybe you do. But no."

[@fadeleaf845]

Wonder Woman's weakness is the glass ceiling

[@Goldofdawn]

"We don't talk about the pink one." Superman sounded so dead inside saying that and I love it

[@selena89091]

The pink one turns him homosexual if you didn’t know

[@ritual_9968]

🗿

[@Handle_666]

One word to ruin communism. *Capitalism.*

[@Goldofdawn]

Why tf is this comment so liked

[@mq5731]

@@Goldofdawn Shhh. We don’t talk about the pink one

[@TheIcyPanda]

I genuinely expected them to laugh with Batman about the woman thing but the end was so much funnier lol

[@neo-giu]

If it's the 60s, they definitely would have laughed lmao

[@kristoffer8609]

@@neo-giu After all, the truth wrapped in a good joke is irresistible.

[@johnbockelie3899]

Superman has two billionaires as enemies. As Superman , it's Luthor, As Clark Kent, he's shown up by Bruce Wayne.

[@b.h.4249]

@@kristoffer8609 Found the misogynist, people.

[@kristoffer8609]

@@b.h.4249 Found the feminist.

[@unknownedleaf]

“bruce, lightning bending is a very rare ability” “rare my ass, a purse snatcher i stopped turned on the sun in the alleyway”

[@dylannenkov1235]

"You're a seasonal superhero" had me rolling. I always thought the flash was over powered, but I guess I never thought about his inability to stop on slippery terrain. lmao

[@apackalu2718]

I know that was the best line.

[@TrulyMorningstar]

Well he could just supersonic crawl away.

[@HPMCCPooTis]

@@TrulyMorningstar or wear special boots with spikes to walk on ice or possibly other slippery surfaces

[@sorvex9]

@@HPMCCPooTis Spikes on stainless steel oiled surface would still fuck him up

[@johnathanegbert9277]

@@sorvex9 especially because he'd regen around THE SPIKES.

[@boomdude2202]

Fun fact: in the original Wonder Woman comics, her weakness was... being tied up by a man, not with her lasso of truth or anything, just... tied up by a man with anything he can use. She would just lose all her powers.

[@airproci]

So batman was right... Her weakness is being a woman

[@rosariomusumeci7716]

Aaaah... what a shame... so no handcuff in bed...

[@isaacschmidt4347]

Yea her weakness was literally sexism lol

[@gabrielmora5092]

​@@isaacschmidt4347I think bdsm is more appropriate

[@isaacschmidt4347]

@@gabrielmora5092 well in that case to make it even more appropriate, sexist bdsm

[@popeoneguy7992]

Fun fact: Batman painted an entire room, robin, and himself yellow just to taunt green lantern.

[@jimmyjones5717]

You did forget to mention that was in an alternate timeline written during the time Frank Miller had issues

[@maximumdon7637]

And taunted him further by downing a full glass of lemonade, right in front of him.

[@Epsilon9-Kerosene]

And served lemonade

[@sarcsaticsoona2994]

you should see @thepandaredd skit about it lmao

[@apocalypse8346]

And then didn't Robin almost kill him

[@Mark73]

Wonder Woman's weakness is getting tied up with her own lasso. Wonder Woman's creator was big into BDSM.

[@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln]

Or being bound by a man which is still stupid weakness.

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Also, if she believes her opponent is equal to her in strength, she will be stuck fighting them forever

[@alinsey5774]

I died when he called flash a seasonal super hero! 🤣

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

He must get hit with season effective disorder real bad

[@mat7083]

And that look on his face 😆

[@marxvargas7697]

What does "Seasonal" mean?

[@zanenindroid6878]

he is useless against Mr. Freeze huh- well then we already know who targeted the Flash...

[@BelieveOneGod]

@@marxvargas7697 more like get beaten down everytime seasonal hero stand for i guess

[@glitchydoll]

“How are you going to even stop the meteor? The meteor’s gonna have yellow fire around it from breaching the atmosphere. Clark has a better chance of stopping it, and the meteor’s probably filled with kryptonite too.”

[@MouldMadeMind]

And flash hasn't learned jumping

[@nerfedby50percent2]

"Fuck you Bruce."

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of a comic book where an actual giant meteor made of Kryptonite was headed to earth. they planned to stop it with a giant robot, BUT... a time traveler warned them then doing that would still expose earth to lots of radiation and kill everyone! so, an obscure hero, i think it was captain Atom, had to pilot it. then later, it turned out there was an alien spaceship inside the meteor...and guess who was on board? Supergirl!

[@jayden9287]

@@ericb3157 girls am I right haha

[@DVK_Drago]

@@jayden9287 💀💀💀

[@theonlyzanny]

didn't expect it to end like that lmao

[@Maximus-nz6ez]

Did you watch this show? Is it good?

[@venomdragon7853]

Neither did I, lmao.

[@TheAdvocate09]

Love you Zanman. I'm not gay, I'm homie-sexual

[@kevindowling157]

Cool to see you here man. I love your videos. It’s a special kind of stupid humor that I absolutely adore.

[@Goudafortuna]

Clanka

[@Aflay1]

Watching this after "Batman joins the Justice League" is hilarious. Feels like this one is the sequel to the newer one.

[@jamaalsmith5207]

Fun fact : Before the reboot in the comics, Batman's contingency plan was to use Wonder-woman's warrior mentality against her. Use a hallucinogen to have her battle an imaginary villan to exhaustion. After new 52, for a time his response was : "I got nothing" until he tracked down the opposite of her lasso.

[@kilroy898]

Most of them can be put to sleep via gas

[@garethbaus5471]

@@kilroy898 some versions of wonder woman are immune to chemical weapons, so that might not always work.

[@kilroy898]

@@garethbaus5471 some versions. Not the main version

[@steampunkfox4932]

I’m pretty sure the strategy of forcing Wonder Woman to tire herself out can still work in new 52 I believe during that time there were other ways to influence her mind. Also Batman had the justice buster and Hell Bat suit

[@CybersoxK.T]

Isn't she part Kryptonian because Superman donated blood

[@cyreptus4604]

"it's a rare stone" he says to the guy that bought an entire suit with it and can probably buy 10 more

[@ddc2957]

😂😂😂

[@Jbluez1]

It also gives humans cancer, so. Don’t wear it often.

[@cyreptus4604]

@@Jbluez1 overruled by the thousands of pounds of iron around it, also the fact it's dust so just don't inhale it

[@latoallaconmocos]

LMFAOOOO

[@figshwg]

@@cyreptus4604 jbluez deleted the comment by the sheer amount of facts

[@greendemon905]

In her oldest comics, and I'm not even kidding, Wonder Woman's weakness was LITERALLY getting tied up. A bit of rope, and she lost all her powers. And it happened all the time.

[@caldw615]

Comics can be dumb. Flash can outrun time, space and death itself but has had trouble against mundane non-powered people before. Deathstroke was somehow able to shoot him in the comics.

[@AxeCrazyAutobot]

No wonder they retconned her into being Zeus' kid.

[@stug6974]

Now I'm not saying the writers had ulterior motives there, buuuut...

[@AxeCrazyAutobot]

@@stug6974 Her creator was a huge pervert who I shit you not had a live in mistress. Like it's amazing how America's most famous female super hero and a feminist icon started out as her creator's wank material.

[@backtoklondike]

One of her creators was the forerunner of bondage and BDSM even. So he wasn't even trying to be subtle about this. XD

[@RealHerooooooooooooooooo]

Pov there's a villain that has pink kryptonite, Wearing yellow, and has a freeze ray:😭💀💀💀

[@Smallboboffical]

And has a “adopt a parent certificate”

[@lol-mz5mr]

Its pretty wholesome to see them having a chill discussion kinda like friends.

[@itayeldad3317]

Super friends

[@NynyLemon123]

@@itayeldad3317 indeeeeeed

[@resikin]

Hopefully we'll still get it if they make a Justice League 2!

[@wholethedogsout880]

@@resikin 💀 the dceu is ass good luck with that

[@moonagaming6068]

Yeah

[@mutantsandmemes]

"I pay for literally everything." "Except my 16 dollars, Bruce" "Except the 50,000 dollars your cousin owes me, Clark." "...ffs."

[@OctoberKjell]

RIP the batcomputer

[@MrWooaa]

I feel like Captain America because i understood that reference!

[@FalonGrey]

"It might take a while... Reporter's salary, remember?"

[@neelmodi7765]

idk if he does bc barry literally owns star labs

[@mutantsandmemes]

@@neelmodi7765 true. And Green Arrow/Oliver Queen, who is the heir to Queen Industries (or at least _was_ before he became a party boy)

[@JDWalker495]

“You need superpowers” Bruce: Ah sh*t here we go again

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

I have a superpower. It’s called Wall Street lobbying. I’d like to see YOU get stuff done when I bribe the government to construct planetwide yellow freezing guns that shoot yellow krypton it’s.

[@XDRevnge]

The flash: You picked the wrong house, fool

[@wdymthishandleisntavailable]

*”oh you really don’t wanna go down that route☺️🔪”* -Batman

[@Valthe50Cal]

Yeah and his superpower is 💰

[@NinoJoel]

But monney is a super power

[@-Stormy.]

It makes it so hard to feel bad because Batman never cries unless it’s something he truly cares about.

[@thetruenico6117]

Fun fact: In the old comics the green lantern's weakness was getting hit by anything with a wooden surface Anything made out of wood could easily knock the green lantern out

[@videojenico]

This reminds me of The Big Bang Theory when Raj says he can defeat both old and new green lanterns with a yellow pencil

[@smusky4643]

Who would win, a cave man with a big stick or the green lantern?

[@leonardusrakapradayan2253]

@@videojenico “He killed three lanterns with a pencil, a focking pencil!”

[@garethbaus5471]

@@videojenico that is exactly what they were referring to.

[@MarMaxGaming]

*unzips zipper*

[@DCBiscuit]

The funny part is one of Wonder Woman’s actual weaknesses. One of her weaknesses, noted in one of Batman’s contingency plans, is that if Diana can be convinced she’s fighting an enemy of equal might, she will stay locked in combat with them forever. Her weakness is being gaslit about how strong other people are.

[@JoaoLucasK]

And her other weakness use to be being tied up

[@DCBiscuit]

@@JoaoLucasK Yeah, but then they were like, “maybe we shouldn’t make a woman’s weakness being tied up and made vulnerable.”

[@JoaoLucasK]

@@DCBiscuit Blame her creator for being a BDSM fetishist

[@bartudundar3193]

Her weakness is being a shit hero made to pander to women. Her thing is being a "female superhero". Thats it. Literally any other hero in the league especially male ones gave some interesting characteristics, even super man has moral dilemmas regarding his rmoral conduct. Wonder woman is a Mary Sue garbage character made just to be female, not to be interesting.

[@imgladnotu9527]

@@DCBiscuit its funnier when some other person above this comment pointed out that wonder woman was made by a guy with a bdsm fetish.....

[@mqfii8992]

Fun fact: Wonder Woman actually has TWO major weaknesses, one of which was around at the time of the Super Friends cartoon: 1 - Sharp objects: For some reason, blades and even bullets trespass most if not all of WW natural defenses and can cause serious harm. 2 - Being bound: If a man binds Wonder Woman by any means, be it with chains, be it with dental floss, she becomes powerless and unable to escape without outside help. You guys can probably guess which one got removed In later adaptations. EDIT: A lot of people seem to be misinterpreting point 1. To clarify: - Wonder Woman's invulnerability Is denied with sharp objects, but her paraphernalia such as her shield and bracelets are still bulletproof. - She can still count on her superhuman reflexes and speed, although she has to be aware of the threat. - Those 2 points above are precisely the fact as to why she iconically deflects bullets all the time with her bracelets or at the very least dodges instead of tanking bullets.

[@ALJ9000]

Actually, they changed it to being tied up by her own lasso

[@mqfii8992]

@Crimson Outdoors Co. Yup. For se reason bullets counts as "Sharp Object" for the amazons.

[@firepuppies4086]

@@mqfii8992 a bullet is basically an advanced bolt from a crossbow, which is an evolution of a bow and arrow. And since arrows were traditionally sharp (Green Arrow.... you are a special case)

[@PissFromTheAbyss]

That's one weird weakness. How many people out there are weak to blades and bullets, I mean come on, right?

[@thelastmlg2699]

@@PissFromTheAbyss well tbf, if you can tank ridiculous blunt stuff like meteors or something, blades shouldn't work

[@blazingdragon6232]

Funny thing about green lantern's weakness in the comics, batman mocked him by painting his own bat cave yellow with robin when he visits

[@shadowki5687]

Batman: and wonderwoman's weakness is her lasso, if she's tied up in it she loses her strength. Superman: how do you know that? Batman: um from research and stuff😳

[@justaguy3538]

Batman: cus she's a woman

[@mangareader7474]

@@justaguy3538 Human Resources your fired

[@JohnnyofTheSevenSeas]

@@mangareader7474 minor spelling error. Opinion invalid.

[@dolphindrawings9331]

@@JohnnyofTheSevenSeas Monsoon pfp detected. Opinion tolerated.

[@dammit3048]

This would have been better

[@stanislausklim7794]

To those who are confused about pink kryptonite, here is what the Superman wiki defines "Pink Kryptonite is a type of Kryptonite that seemingly turns Kryptonians homosexual."

[@christiaanbothma]

Holy Moses! That shit caught me off guard!

[@fatty1040]

It also says if the Kryptonion is allready homosexual it would turn them straight 😂

[@bobbyvonzozzle4889]

lap band surgery lamb back leg lamp in leave when that with Scream select green dream dream create scream scream scream I look at my screen control space control alt delete Chelsea control 3 control Z Ctrl + z! space space space 3 2 1 if opening brackets those brackets [curved racket squiggly bracket tilde Tilda, open quotations of quotations location quotation quote I am a cheeseburger quote quote quote" Open Crow I am awesome close cool I am awesome "I am awesome" I am awesome if (watermelon. Apple equals equal sign equal sign equal Iko Iko/equal toggle / 8 equal 13.455 end a z e r of Acosta to 11 Test test one two three apple cider juice want to do this is very awesome water flow for by 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 2 3 2 1 to 145 90% 3 2 1 2 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 3 2 1 2 1 4 5 90% 3 2 1 is what for I am awesome clothes go over quote I am with (watermelon 2 equals -3 + / 4) open bracket [it is very awesome] 12 12 12 12 12 to 211 multiplication sign 5 * 8 5 equals 8 5 percentage 9 5% 9 equals 3 I think 4 knows War no it is for whoopsies crazy. What is a beacon what is a beacon that is a good question well 80 km is what I perceived to be a light or a guide it is generally nothing word if you follow it and it will lead you to a destination I don't really know what it or who created the word but it can be used in many different that situation such as this beginning is very awesome I do not want to take up this that is weird because cause because is cuz a word I would not say it is I mean I guess technically it is but is it really a words that mean think about it you don't really hear people fake in sentences online or the general and that is because it is a word that sucks yeah that's basically all I have to say okay see you later.

[@bbbkenny6050]

Shhh we don't talk about that one remember?

[@_aWiseMan]

If they are already gay do they turn straight...? Do pansexuals and bi people turn ace????????????? Do asexual turn pan????????? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

[@calmcraft5852]

"If a meteor is about to hit earth what are you gonna do?" "Surface to air missiles, you're just a cheaper alternative."

[@Tobunari]

Nah, Batman would just pull out the _Meteor Repellent._

[@darth_shadow7924]

oof good roast but wrong solution blasting a meteors will only turn them into smaller chunks creating a series of smaller but scattered impacts Edit: I made this comment with having Armageddon in mind but yes According to NASA you also need to fire missles to divert astroids not destroy them Destroying them will just give more headaches though because high speed debris are very hard to track and a minor mismanagement in deploying missles would probably just cost more in either best or worse case scenarios

[@Redtherandom]

@@darth_shadow7924 not entirely. The smaller chunks would probably burn up in the atmosphere

[@darth_shadow7924]

@@Redtherandom depends on the size really

[@fighter_pilot_1698]

He could always take a leaf out of Usea’s book, and build a bunch of comically large railguns…

[@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72]

Considering the video where Batman bought Superman's Daily Planet building where he works as Clark Kent, I'm now realizing what he meant when he says *I own the building you work in, you're literally paying me with my own money* Well played Solid JJ.

[@BobBob-ut6st]

I just realized that a construction worker has the possibility of defeating the majority of the justice league. Superman: gets defeated by essentially a random pebble. Green Lantern will have a problem dealing with the hardhat and vest. The Flash get slipped up by almost anything oil, water, ice.(essentially anything that makes you lose friction.) Wonder woman by rope and Batman by government regulations.

[@antoinehicks2681]

😂🤣💀

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

Narrator: Can the Justice League survive the encounter with their most powerful foe? Frank the Unionize Construction Worker!!! Find out after the commercials

[@raezor6941]

Rope..? Sorry, I'm half genuinely confused, IK she's vulnerable to her own lasso, but why just rope..?

[@Shockkings0714]

Government regulations can’t stop Batman. They tried that in his first couple of years and it didn’t work

[@JohnSmith-ty2he]

Wait, wonder woman is weak to rope? My mind, it thinks.... be back in half an hour.

[@halofly3]

Superman: Your arch nemesis is a clown. Batman: Your arch is a power-mad billionaire! Superman:Wait, do you mean Luthor or you? Batman: I said power-mad not paranoid.

[@blaykay-4797]

Wait who's the paranoid 1 again? X)

[@rowletthejowlet6241]

@@blaykay-4797 who's the one who made contingency plan's to kill his most trusted friends and team mates just incase something bad happens.

[@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683]

Didnt joker take control of justice league to make them fight batman

[@stevjiro]

@@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 joker has turned the justice league against each other on NUMEROUS occasions. take the injustice universe as the biggest example.

[@TupocalypseShakur]

@@stevjiro actually that Sinestro was manipulating Superman in year two

[@gabrielaubry1334]

Wonder Woman: "Seriously, Bruce?" Batman: "Hey, it's either saying that or your actual weakness." Wonder Woman: "Okay, good point."

[@Blox117]

Batman: "And by that I mean you act like a B**ch around 'that' time of the month"

[@yanhuideng8263]

@@Blox117 And the fact that wrapping dental floss around her makes her lose her powers

[@eafesaf6934]

@@yanhuideng8263 wait are you for real?

[@lancetheking7524]

@@eafesaf6934 either it's dental floss or poison whichever comes first

[@IrvingIV]

@@eafesaf6934 Forget which continuity and I don't read comics, but one of Wonder Woman's weaknesses was she loses her powers if she's tied up; with occasional specifications. Sometimes it has to be done: -by a man or -with her own Lasso* or -to a a specific part of her body* *only seen it mentioned in this comment section, the "specific part" was tying her gold bracelets together.

[@DavidMay-cc1xo]

I like how there was a whole discussion of super speed being the Flash just walking everywhere while everyone isn't moving and yet he still slips on ice.

[@maevek2806]

The way he says “I pay for literally everything.” And “your weakness is the color yellow”

[@bobbyvonzozzle4889]

lap band surgery lamb back leg lamp in leave when that with Scream select green dream dream create scream scream scream I look at my screen control space control alt delete Chelsea control 3 control Z Ctrl + z! space space space 3 2 1 if opening brackets those brackets [curved racket squiggly bracket tilde Tilda, open quotations of quotations location quotation quote I am a cheeseburger quote quote quote" Open Crow I am awesome close cool I am awesome "I am awesome" I am awesome if (watermelon. Apple equals equal sign equal sign equal Iko Iko/equal toggle / 8 equal 13.455 end a z e r of Acosta to 11 Test test one two three apple cider juice want to do this is very awesome water flow for by 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 2 3 2 1 to 145 90% 3 2 1 2 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 3 2 1 2 1 4 5 90% 3 2 1 is what for I am awesome clothes go over quote I am with (watermelon 2 equals -3 + / 4) open bracket [it is very awesome] 12 12 12 12 12 to 211 multiplication sign 5 * 8 5 equals 8 5 percentage 9 5% 9 equals 3 I think 4 knows War no it is for whoopsies crazy. What is a beacon what is a beacon that is a good question well 80 km is what I perceived to be a light or a guide it is generally nothing word if you follow it and it will lead you to a destination I don't really know what it or who created the word but it can be used in many different that situation such as this beginning is very awesome I do not want to take up this that is weird because cause because is cuz a word I would not say it is I mean I guess technically it is but is it really a words that mean think about it you don't really hear people fake in sentences online or the general and that is because it is a word that sucks yeah that's basically all I have to say okay see you later.

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

Had to come back to this comment because reasons

[@edward9487]

Why yellow

[@pardolagames8994]

@@edward9487 I figured it's the opposite of green or smth

[@cw7274]

@@pardolagames8994 its bc of lantern colors i think, like sinestros lantern color is yellow so idk, i think its just a joke

[@lindahowell2057]

“Yeah? Well what good are powers when their weaknesses outweigh them tenfold?” He’s not wrong.

[@GermanKinsmen]

It's almost like that's the point of a team.

[@bigred212]

Facts

[@okay1582]

He's not exactly invincible either, being a human being and all Though a very well prepared one

[@frankspick7544]

not really being there weakness to be honestly can be easily overcome

[@wumpusrat]

I still liked the one animated JL show where Bruce was showing Clark all his "in case X goes bad" files, and the one for Wonder Woman was just empty. Superman: Why is it empty? What's your plan for if she goes rogue? Batman: You are, Clark. You're literally the only one who could stop her if that happened.

[@junkyardjoe1419]

In the time period, he would've been considered right.

[@timori5290]

Misogyny is definitely right➡️

[@justanotherguyful]

@@timori5290 🤡🤡🤡 leftist clown you gonna cry?

[@ak-t7d6f]

[REDACTED]

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

@@timori5290 Nice pun

[@lobsterminion693]

In the current time period he wouldn't be considered right. But he'd still be right.

[@Ishaan_A]

I think Batman's best point is how the rest of the Justice League is comprised of literal gods, while him as a human with no superpowers can keep up with them and be a part of the League. That shows how he should be the leader seeing he clearly is more skillful and smarter than them

[@127mfan]

I love Superman's reaction about Lanturn's weakness. Superman: "Lol, wait are you serious?"

[@thelostwanderergames4287]

I mean like wonder woman’s was worse far worse her weakness was effectively bdsm

[@PancakeBoi]

@@thelostwanderergames4287 i mean how many villains are walking around with bdsm gear tho

[@thelostwanderergames4287]

@@PancakeBoi I mean technically it was being tied up/restrained and with this society and level of kink acceptance probably a lot

[@Off-with-a-bang]

Which is funny because there's a comic where GL" pranks Superman by making fake kryponite,Supes looks horrified while Green Lantern laughs and states Batman told him to do it. All while Superman just looks at the two while thinking "You fuckers!"

[@joaniekeyser4036]

@@Off-with-a-bang I have a digital pic of that panel! Supes did not look the least bit amused by GL's prank, that's for darn sure.

[@spacecat7827]

I like the fact that he was winning the argument, until he just, absolutely failed.

[@Zeno2806]

was he wrong tho

[@user-wk3on9mt7f]

​@@Zeno2806 They hated Jesus because he told the truth

[@conansglasses2645]

@@Zeno2806 lol yeah he was

[@conansglasses2645]

@@user-wk3on9mt7f jesus got pwned by a guy named fucking longinus dude

[@dumbly-stupid]

@@conansglasses2645 he told the truth tho

[@mechajay3358]

Batman: "The Pink One." Superman: "We NEVER talk about the Pink One."

[@Kzo0z_z]

Gay one

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

We don’t talk about pink kryptonite, no no no.

[@kobayashiajimu4747]

@@captaindoesyoutube7925 I’m glad someone referenced that

[@armenianrussian]

@@captaindoesyoutube7925 we don’t talk about pink one, no no no We don’t talk about pink one BUT

[@enigmatic3194]

I don't know much about DC especially if it's the comics. What's the pink one?

[@carloseduardoleodorodemori3224]

I present to those who are willing to read my comment a "verbosed" version of the dialogue: -Superman: Wait so Batman, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're saying the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to should be a certain and definite article of which is a leader relating to a part that which is more whole between a certain and definite article of which is a justice league? -batman: Referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's exactly of what is or has the individual of which you are listening to'm saying. -Flash: Well hold on because in that section or location of which I am referring to'd would be an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a lot to consider... -Batman: Of what is or has that of which is present in this time in that section or location of which I am referring to to talk about? The individual of which you are listening to pay for literally everything, have the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to seen this place, the individual of which you are listening to mean this location? was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's not cheap, the individual of which you are listening to'll tell the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to referring to the specific and current subject matter of much. -Superman: Well referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's not entirely fair bruce, the individual of which you are listening to mean the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of pay to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of has fair share from time-to-time. -Batman: The individual of which you are listening to own a certain and definite article of which is a building referring to the specific and current subject matter of the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to work at, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're paying the individual that I, myself, refer to has or is in a combined association to the individual of which you are listening to has own money. -Flash: Well hold on, the individual of which you are listening to fell is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something in that section or location of which I am referring to are other qualifying factors in being an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a leader relating to a part that which is more whole between an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a superhero team, y'know, is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something superpowers! -Batman: Oh the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to really don't wanna go down referring to the specific and current subject matter of route. -Superman: well the individual of male features 's got an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a point in that section or location of which I am referring to. -Batman: Yeah? Well of what is or has good are to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has powers if to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of has weaknesses outweigh then tenfold? -Superman: Here the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of go again has or is in a combined association a certain and definite article of which is a kryptonite. Bruce was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a very rare stone... -Batman: Rare to the individual of which you are listening to has ass, everybody previously obtained one clark! an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a purse snatcher the individual of which you are listening to stopped a certain and definite article of which is a other day had is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something 3 relating to a part that which is more whole between pertained to a group of individuals of which I, another information, am no part of. -Superman: Well the individual of which you are listening to admit was or is mentioned to identify someone or something's become an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a bit relating to a part that which is more whole between an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a problem... -Batman: Was or is mentioned to identify someone or something used to just be a certain and definite article of which is a green one, but now in that section or location of which I am referring to's all these other ones, in that section or location of which I am referring to's a certain and definite article of which is a red one, a certain and definite article of which is a black one, ... A certain and definite article of which is a pink one! -Superman: The population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of don't talk about a certain and definite article of which is a pink one. -Flash: The individual of male features 's got the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to in that section or location of which I am referring to clark. -Batman: Is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're any better, one relating to a part that which is more whole between to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has greatest enemies freezes a certain and definite article of which is a floor as well as the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to go flying. The individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a seasonal superhero. -Batman: As well as the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to... to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has weakness that of which is present in this time a certain and definite article of which is a color yellow! -Superman: Of what is or has are the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to serious? -Green Lantern: Yeah so of what is or has? If an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a meteor that of which is present in this time crashing down a certain and definite article of which is a earth, the individual of which you are listening to'd is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something to see the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to stop was or is mentioned to identify someone or something, of what is or has're gonna do, throw an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a batarang at was or is mentioned to identify someone or something? -Batman: Well for situations is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something referring to the specific and current subject matter of the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're right, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're needed. But if the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're currently replacing the current location to a different location to stop an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a mugging as well as a certain and definite article of which is a guy's wearing all yellow, of what is or has are the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to gonna do? -Green Lantern: Fuck the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to bruce! -Batman: Yeah referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's of what is or has the individual of which you are listening to thought. -Flash: Alright, alright bruce the population of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of get was or is mentioned to identify someone or something, the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're pretty cool but, of what is or has about wonder woman? The individual of which you are listening to mean the individual of female features doesn't have any real enormous in size weakness. -Batman: Yeah, but the individual of which you are listening to mean come on guys, the individual of female features's an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a woman -Robin: If you would not mind to explain in what way how did a certain and definite article of which is a meeting go batman? -Batman: The individual of which you are listening to didn't want to be in to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of has stupid group anyway!

[@peacefulskies9320]

Dude. 💀💀

[@twohandedswordsman852]

*I N D I V I D U A L*

[@Trox84]

How tf did I read all that

[@pyroronpa]

I was not expecting the Wonder Woman response, it felt like a punch to my lungs I busted a laugh so hard. And I love how he didn't even finish, he got cut off partway through.

[@bmo3778]

that punchline was damn perfect

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

I was expecting him to point out that Diana's weakness is Bruce's charms.

[@ma.cristinasaavedra7432]

They beat him up lmao

[@IN-pr3lw]

727

[@vangler6492]

Wasnt her original weakness was her getting tied up by men ?. I felt like they're could've used that as a joke by the end, where he gets kicked out if the justice league because they though that he was joking, or something .

[@mauritiusblackwell3990]

Flash: What about Wonder Woman? She has no exploitable weakness. Batman: Impalement. Flash:... what? Batman: She can only be killed by something that would impale her: knives, arrows, Cheetah's claws, bullets apparently. I mean, thank god she has those gauntlets to block and she's as fast as Clark, but- Superman: Wait, let me get this straight; she can survive a meteor falling on top of her, but if someone shot her while she was tied up that gets her? Is that true, Diana? Wonder Woman: (nods in lack of voice actress)

[@slavishentity6705]

Batman can die from impalement too so saying that she can stop a meteor and he can't wouldn't help his case

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

i imagined this in wonder woman's voice.

[@asrielgaming57]

@@DarkOmegaMK2 LACK of voice

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@asrielgaming57 She has a voice, or are you saying that women don't have a voice?!??!! what are you a sexistst!?!?!?!? voicist?!?!?!111111

[@razo5567]

@@DarkOmegaMK2 It's a running gag on the Solidjj channel which now thinking about it.. Batman should have mentioned that to become the leader. You can't have a leader who can't speak 🤣🤣

[@hexospikez741]

I liked the sheer honesty he gave Green Lantern in 1:06. Batman is aware that just because he wants to be leader doesn't mean he can do everything they can. He actually sounds like a leader using constructive criticism so his teammates can utilize their skills to the best of the ability for future crime-fighting! ...and then 15 seconds pass after that.

[@ddd-op5wy]

why do you type like that

[@hexospikez741]

Eh. Essay habbits, I guess.

[@sunnyd4ze]

he probably could stop a meteor ngl

[@FearlessLeader2001]

But batman can just pay the meteor a billion dollars to fuck off.

[@mango-strawberry]

No. Superman is the best, Batman sucks ass.

[@huntercool2232]

I love how Flash doesn’t laugh with Superman when Batman reveals Green Lantern’s weakness is the color yellow because he’s still coping with that diabolical *”YOU’RE A SEASONAL SUPERHERO”* roast.

[@kashmello]

I love how all of these manage to seamlessly exude the energy of a bunch of friends debating over a Discord call.

[@catbatrat1760]

THIS! Solid JJ is really good at making characters just sound so NATURAL.

[@Wh4tIfN0]

@@catbatrat1760 Honestly if they were just a bunch of regular people with good intentions and never had their tragedies happen (Bruce’s parents, Barry’s mom, etc) this is definitely how they’d act

[@christoff124]

If your friends talk to you like this, they are not your friends.

[@Nurberper]

​@@christoff124 you're correct, only best friends talk to each other like this.

[@christoff124]

@@Nurberper you must have sht friends. Or e American

[@Freeman4815]

That's like watching that AI generated episode of Batman - pure comedy.

[@BiggestMan69]

Yes

[@countervolition]

It's not AI generated tho, it's written to be quirky and called AI generated for clickbait

[@tournesol99]

@@countervolition That people still believe it is AI generated is ridiculous.

[@erenyeager9575]

@@countervolition can yal post for context?

[@ThePhoenixScribe]

GOTH HAM.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

“It’s a very rare stone.” “Rare my a** everyone has one clark. A purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like 3 of them.” It’s the little things that make these gold

[@mrmaccy90]

I love that I'm already a big enough nerd to instantly get the "we don't talk about the pink one" gag

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

“Well, why not Wonder Woman?” “Guys, c’mon… She’s indestructible to everything except sharp objects. She steps on a thumb tack, she’ll crumple like a fucking house of cards. It’s like your weakness x 70, Superman.”

[@TrulyMorningstar]

She’s invincible to everything besides lasers,blunt objects,fire,lava,suffocation,being tied up,cold weather, hot weather, mind control, atomic bombs,poison,venom,being erased from existence, sharp objects,verbal abuse,lightning,being sealed up, and physic powers. Pretty much anything that does damage will hurt her.

[@thog2915]

“Well so are you Bruce.”

[@trulymrword]

@@thog2915 "And she doesn't pay her cut on the pizza."

[@AmberMaytions]

So… her weakness is small knives

[@bunnyboy98]

Her weakness is bondage, you can use Wonder womans own lasso against her

[@IAMHAPPY5290]

"The pink one" "We dont talk about the pink one" *looks up the pink one* Let's not talk about the pink one

[@mq8858]

Wait I thought that was just a joke, there's an actual pink one?

[@Sparkxtube]

@@mq8858 yes....turns Kryptonians homosexual, it's a thing in Supergirl #79 - "Many Happy Returns"

[@MountainWo1f]

Nobody talks about the pink one. It is extremely hot water.

[@icicle_ai]

I see that the new superman got hit with it

[@thephantomoftheparadise5666]

I just looked it up, and I agree.

[@darthmaul3998]

Ironically, wonder woman’s one weakness is her hands being tied behind her with a rope. For those of you with a dirty mind, yes it’s a long rabbit hole and it leads exactly where you’d expect. The guy who invented her was essentially a fetish artist at the time and his gf actually liked Wonder Woman and thought she’d be a good role model and such. So one of the greatest female super hero’s of the modern era was a product of some guy’s bdsm hobbies

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Batman: We’ll I can do that

[@selena89091]

@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec g I g g I T Y

[@BPollard86]

Oh god. The Amazons. A whole society of just women. On an island. Like tropical paradise island of beautiful women. Yeah, and they all probably have the same weakness, don't they? eep.

[@travisbickle4360]

He also believed woman less violent and more compassionate than men and felt there will less wars if Woman ruled the world.

[@travisbickle4360]

He also was a Psychiatrist and invented the lie detector.

[@donkeydeck5263]

Wasn't wonder woman's original weakness being tied up by a man?

[@Sorrelhas]

Didn't even bother to bring up Martian Manhunter "It took a seventy-thousand dollar sliver of meteor to stop the guy from Metropolis; With you, all I need is a penny for a book of matches"

[@wesleyjones4036]

or like 10 dollars for a party favor candle that doesnt go out

[@bubsyfinnigan4462]

The only reason Martian Manhunter avoids fire isn't because it hurts him, but because it turns him into a horny alien demon called The Burning. Yes, really.

[@Sorrelhas]

@@bubsyfinnigan4462 MM's relationship with fire has changed more times than KZbin's layout in the early 2010's

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@@bubsyfinnigan4462 Wait, fire makes Martians horny?

[@Spider-Man-ox7sz]

@@bubsyfinnigan4462 And then Fernus had a sick fight with Plastic Man

[@tremendousyeet3467]

"Jesus, can you believe the crap we just heard?!" "Shame on Bruce." "By the way, Diana, the meeting has ended. you are allowed to come in the room now."

[@lazyguy8891]

💀💀

[@fatguygetsmad6954]

Broooooo

[@HoneyBunny.]

LMAO!!!!!!!!😂😂😂🤣😵🪦

[@moussasene7840]

Dude 💀

[@Mixedplayers]

Oh god no

[@starrybook]

"Your weakness is the color yellow." "Wait are you serious?" This is golden. (No pun intended)

[@delta5-126]

Now… what would happen if we painted a wooden staff with yellow paint?

[@edward_dreamwalker69]

@@delta5-126 "I gonna poke him with a stick!" (*Laughing crowd*)

[@misterchubbikins]

@@delta5-126 damn, going real old school there.

[@joeda900]

@@delta5-126 Allen Scott about to have an aneurysm

[@ethanlivemere1162]

@@delta5-126 Green Lantern Slayer 5000

[@dyjhjfrtt6607]

Green lantern is weak to the color yellow and wood so his greatest weakness is a pencil.

[@pleb8650]

Batman : "The ring of the Green Lantern is one of the most powerful weapon in the universe" Also Batman : "Your weakness is the color yellow"

[@LeonLMMMC]

What's your Profile Picture from?

[@pleb8650]

@@LeonLMMMC kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpSyqJ1jhqqSkKc

[@RagingPeanutButter]

@@LeonLMMMC Zutomayo

[@LeonLMMMC]

@@RagingPeanutButter thank you

[@ThyKyu]

I mean, theres a yellow lantern...

[@jeremyadkins9665]

Actually, Wonder Woman does have a pretty silly weakness: if she's tied up, she loses her powers, especially if the person tying her up happens to be a man. So Batman's assertion is kinda right, in a way; any one of half of the entire population of the world, if they know decent enough fighting skills and a Boy Scout-level knowledge of knot-tying, would be able to defeat her.

[@serene-illusion]

She'd make a pretty awful Scooby-Doo villain

[@EgoEroTergum]

That's cause the guy who wrote her was into BDSM, but that's not her fault exactly, it's just an akward weakness to have.

[@Cdr2002]

She can fistfight Superman and win, and has defeated the God of War on multiple occasions

[@Broomer52]

@@Cdr2002 that’s because none of them thought to bring a length of rope or some string. No one would guess that weakness

[@sync9847]

@@EgoEroTergum I mean yeah, it's obviously not her fault (more from the time period she was convinced on), but it's still a fairly serious weakness if you think about it. But it's not debilitating though, you'd have to be an extremely well trained male fighter or someone with Fred levels of trap making.

[@dinocraftman0096]

“Kryptonite is a very rare stone” “Rare my ass everyone has one”

[@justaguy3538]

Got me there

[@agua246]

The pink one...

[@grafi8430]

@@agua246 we don't talk about the pink one

[@John-nk8tx]

@@grafi8430 He's got you there Clark

[@durrangodsgrief6503]

Superman probably could create a suit to protect him from kryptonite and its effects but doesn't

[@ythandlename]

I find it funny a mere purse snatcher has 3 just in case a Superman comes around to stop him from stealing.