These are the WORST Mario Movie Toys

In this video we go over toys from The Super Mario Bros. Movie mini line,
The Mario Movie pull back racers, The Super Mario Bros. Movie poseable plush, The Super Mario Bros. Movie 5” Figure series, The Super Mario Bros. plumbing van mini playset, the Nintendo Super Mario Movie Mini World Peach Mushroom Kingdom Castle and of course the vintage 1993 Super Mario Brothers Movie Mario action figures!
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[@jmartinregular]

That's a classic line. "Nobody touches my FUCKING tools 😤" - Chris Pratt

[@SauronIH]

-Mario Mario

[@goplayoutside3599]

Luigi luigi

[@solo-subs9305]

- Mario Luigi

[@spex4558]

@@solo-subs9305 - Luigi Mario

[@xentrix89]

Classic Mario

[@Anton....]

I can't believe you actually fooled me with that voice button for a second there

[@BlueFlames094]

He got me too 😂

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Got me lookin like an april FOOL

[@dirtytrispokes13]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one hahaha

[@entr3_nou5]

In your defense, the sound editing on it was pretty good lmao

[@ImEverytingPeopleHate]

he got me too. it was only when "Chris Pratt" (i don't know if it was actual Christ Pratt or not) said fuck i thought something was up. i deadass though maybe Max got a Cameo for Chris Pratt and Charlie Day to make them say that, recorded it, then made the dolls say it (there are dolls that can record what you say and speak it back, so i thought that's what Max did) but no, he's just very good at sound editing.

[@astrangerontheinternet5500]

Honestly I could watch Max open up literally anything and still be entertained.

[@imsorrydave9000]

Max opens Pandora’s box

[@dp4l1fe2]

what about a rectal hole?

[@astrangerontheinternet5500]

@@dp4l1fe2 Did I stutter?

[@kennethkay7226]

Remember the bread unboxing video? 😂

[@Max25670]

waiting for the video where Max opens about himself 🥺

[@HeisenbergFam]

Max is like the neighbours kid in adult form

[@Experiment53.]

I am the one who knocks

[@TimAllen624]

Max is the neighbor your parents tell you not to talk to.

[@nicklasvegas4737]

Fuck off commenting every video i watch

[@smb-c3po]

Max is what Chris-Chan could've been.

[@baked_benry]

@@Experiment53. I fucked Ted

[@friesdies]

"Hey Luigi, can I hit the griddy?" The best line from the Mario Movie.

[@starvedeggmanissocool]

And my favorite, no body touches my fucking tools.

[@chaseshmace]

My favorite part of Mario galaxy is when bowser asks Mario what he’s gonna do to stop him and Mario says “don’t touch my tools”

[@ghoultooth]

Some would say, a true ‘pog’ moment.

[@hoggo3789]

When the super Mario brother said "don't touch my tools" it was truly the line of all time.

[@lunarmoontea4247]

I love that Mario's favorite food is just "Italian". It's written in such a way that it makes him sound like a cannibal that loves the taste of Italians the most.

[@amq6763]

fun fact he actually said that in a deleted scene were he said the line

[@ForeseenUnseen]

Favorite youtuber of all time, glad you've gotten into a really nice flow since coming back, I was afraid Ryan's Toy Review was getting too big without any competition on the platform.

[@dominicspeaks357]

True

[@ItsAZues]

For a kids toy. They really detailed the ass of Peach in her biker outfit. It's insane.

[@saucysacrilegious]

all of them are thicc as fuck

[@TheMightySkeletor]

Cant believe they made it so detailed using only one hand

[@vini_the_human]

I mean in their defense they have Mario a detailed ass too

[@steadfast1448]

​@The Mighty Skeletor! No wonder ever toy of peach I see in stores has white stuff on it!

[@tildey6661]

It’s almost a pity it’s going to be hard to see in the jar

[@roryturner1013]

Bootleg mario is going to be haunting my dreams from now on

[@jamespfrommer2003]

Looks funny

[@virtsie]

yeah reminds me of that bootleg dragon

[@whyrpm]

The actual toys with the realistic eyes are way more haunting

[@smb-c3po]

What a out the bootleg scab lamps?

[@realanimalshorts]

Imagine being the poor cashier watching this donkey kong looking primitive creature scan in a dozen of mario bros movie toys

[@donnadanielsen9411]

😂😂😂

[@Tentakulus.]

I can't believe how much I enjoy watching a grown man opening and aggressively playing with toys to the point where I'm laughing non stop This video brought back some deep memories, I remember watching the (og)movie back in the day being absolutely terrified and in awe.

[@RetroCharged]

I would like to see more toy / action figure vids on this channel! Love vintage toys and action figures, the Mario Bro movie ones were cool to see

[@samhein321]

I wouldn't mind seeing statues or anime figures etc maybe reviews or showcases?

[@supermariokid6199]

I want those original figures from the 93 film but they are expensive

[@Dr.JamesWilson]

Apparently the movie's development was so horrible, Bob and John Leguizamo were so creatively frustrated that they drank on set, even going in drunk and Bob Hoskins almost lost his hand with a golf cart incident on set, where he had to goto the hospital for stitches and get back on set the next day. As they said, they would rather die then go back to those days due to how toxic and awful the filming was.

[@pennysanchez7656]

At least John Leguizamo did have better experience as the voice of Sid from Ice Age and Bruno from Encanto.

[@arnold20139]

If I was a kid, I would definitely want those "new" Mario Toys. They actually look really well put together.

[@als_pals]

and of course my favourite line, "nobody touches my fuckin' tools"

[@alexh1323]

Max truly is a child in a grown man's body. Never change Max

[@ChefBarry]

Max is like that kid that screams at their mother in the toy shop for not getting them 2 of the same thing

[@allmatrixstudios1424]

1:49 that impression was actually on point lmao

[@fayziez]

I loved that line where Mario says “hello it’s me Chris Pratt from the Mario movie.”

[@Blockstarboyssupergaming]

"NOBODY TOUCHES MY F***ING TOOLS" Best line in the movie.

[@MissUmbra]

You got me REAL good with the title and thumbnail, Max. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was meant to be an April Fool’s video, but then you pushed it back until after the Mario movie released, which was basically everything I ever wanted and then some.

[@God-im4em]

At the end of the video i realize i just watched 19 minutes of the grown man equivalent of ryan's world toys

[@marvelousball]

Ryan ain't got shit on maxmoefoe

[@Ewan_Mitchell]

I love the part in the movie where Mario tells Luigi he has "Terminal 5" and drops to his knees and proclaims "I have a question, for God...WHYYYYYYYYYY" I think it was a deleted scene IYKYK

[@willarmstrong1486]

Cant believe they released a toy where Bowser is vaping, so brave.

[@Noodle-Neck]

3:02 nobody touches my fucking tools

[@Breathrock616]

bro took a deep sniff off peach's bike and thought we wouldn't notice 9:25

[@jorgecolorado3893]

It’s the way he opens the packages. Just utterly destroying them into bits with no hesitation. This man is truly a child within an adult body

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

Genuinely thank you for actually testing the toys for the playability, and showing how much “juice” the cars have etc.

[@roto469]

7:08 Toads parking is impeccable

[@flameflareonog]

"Hey, nice job with the parking." -Random Toad/Snifit, Paper Mario: The Origami King

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

The speaker box would have been an amazing idea. Also can't believe they fucked up the spelling of Tyrannosaurus Rex at 13:03

[@rinskape7376]

2:56 actually got me

[@gagollin]

Idgaf what you say. The 90s Mario movie is a golden classic and will forever shine.

[@TRSwordsman]

The live action Luigi figure is oddly buff, it looks like they just took some wrestling figure and repainted it.

[@crazed_bread8580]

I was crying when Luigi said “trust the fungus” in the movie. 10/10

[@Xxpavement_angelxX]

been stuck in a depressive episode the couple of months, binging on all your old videos❤ this upload has made my week thank you Max for still uploading after all these years xx

[@Frank_Pods]

Stay strong

[@shiningsun4023]

Hope your doing better! Ain't easy but I wish the best for you! C:

[@scarletcrusader5431]

6:55 LIL FELLA REFERENCE! God I love how Max has really latched onto Lil Fella, it's such a good reoccurring joke

[@Png_gaming]

2:35 someone please tell me where I can find these voice lines, they are hilarious.

[@alext6933]

I will be screenshotting, upscaling and professionally printing the back of that Mario box. Thank you very much.

[@kuzcosmkswed117]

I love how Max is trying not to spoil a 30 year old film 😂

[@leosc24]

So glad max is back making videos of him playing and opening children's toys

[@DonaldHussainMusk]

John Leguizamo: I'm not watching the new maxmoefoe video

[@jaz02]

This consistent content is the best, thanks max ❤

[@Xavior48]

This is such a great kid friendly video. I hope the children enjoy it

[@hoshiunique185]

I SCREAMED WHEN CHRIS PRATT STARTED TALKING

[@caleblollis5806]

You wont open the 90s toys but you'll absolutely demolish the new boxes. I see how it is mister!

[@DesolatorMagic]

14:50 Bowser do be vaping tho

[@MyNameJefff]

Hey Max, my bestest friend in the whole wide world. It’s my birthday soon. Just extending my hand in friendship and seeing if you’ll come along. We’ll have so many Smashers and knick-knacks and trinkets. Love you, best friend.

[@naterdawgg]

I hope you have a good birthday man!

[@MyNameJefff]

@@naterdawgg thanks man, you’re invited

[@WednesdayLLN]

No way this Shrimp is grinding and frying this Pokémon channel content 🍤🦐

[@kresent687]

Max, my favorite part of the new Mario bros movie is when Mario broke down in tears and said “It’s terminal five” to Luigi

[@GoodMorningJuiceBox]

the new figure's eyes actually sort of follow you I forget what method they used to do it

[@christopherbownes494]

Uh. You may want to bring them to a priest.

[@SmumplytheF2P]

Jokes aside, they probably made the pupils inside the glass eyes convex to achieve that illusion

[@michaelvuong9302]

@@SmumplytheF2Pis there a way to pry off the glass eyes from these figures?

[@samrouse3643]

I’m looking forward to the end of year intro compilation after that Mario intro 😂

[@SeraNeph]

6:55 Egg with sunglasses ptsd

[@PizzaGoblin6969]

"Its-a me the infamous crisp rat"

[@evanvanwormer6805]

Wow great toy video, Max. My kids loved it!

[@RazorBladezX]

The way you throw the toys around makes me hurt inside lol

[@calebterr8877]

Bowser humidifier goes crazy 🤣

[@channelfour6098]

😂😂😂

[@Danongorf]

Your Mario impression is absolutely *_poggers._*

[@JM-nx8yq]

Love your videos Max, thank you for making me smile on boring days

[@vr_nacho135]

"hey Luigi you think I can hit the griddy"

[@Lord.Viraak]

11:30 This got me dying 😂

[@eddyfazly]

I still can't believe Max uploading consistently this past few week. :')

[@ovvvven]

10:08 - If you count his last name, it would be "Mario Mario on Mario Mario on Mario Mario on Mario Mario".

[@themug786]

I remember the famous mario line “nobody touches my fucking tools” ahh a classic

[@alexgreen1523]

I would actually love to get my hands on those Mario & Luigi plushes. Maybe when I go out and after I watch the movie I’ll be able to get them.

[@Pokeboi7217]

Bro you're my fav youtuber.

[@6t6rnxl]

Max almost got me with the voice lines😭

[@cheesygodzilla]

E A R L T I hope you had as much fun making this as I had watching it, mate

[@Kennydustin333]

You got me good with the voices. I was visibly confused until you revealed that they can't speak. 😅

[@OrtegaSauce]

Shrek and Gingy on the giant gingerbread man on their way to save Fiona from Prince Charming: 6:11

[@catacombboy]

@10:55 have I lost my mind or does the ripping of that box sound like the Mario theme for a second?

[@fuffboi7570]

Unfortunately I think you have

[@nicholasdouglas2513]

Loved how they spelled Tyrannosaurus @13:06 😂

[@CosmonautGato]

Now this is a certified Chris Pratt moment

[@saschanova2046]

This is great content and all but dont let it distract you from the fact Max mentioned the One Piece TCG in a video and its my job not to let him forget it until it materializes as a video

[@Rals731]

how max got Charlie day to day “trust the fungus” I will never know. One of life’s beautiful mysteries

[@fidelgarcia2224]

Maybe AI?

[@ScorpionNani]

1:15 That's actually super cool, the OG Hollywood live action Mario, didn't know they released figurines.

[@GHR662]

9:12 that’s going in the jar

[@AlexsaysBruh]

GYATT

[@kylecansfield6984]

Hey Max, i sold my 3rd child for a double gold class pass to the Mario movie, was well worth it, despite Mario not sounding very Italian my wife and I had a great time

[@cowmangaming2529]

Bro has to stop smoking pcp while filming

[@Godsavethequeen736]

Chris pratt “nobody touches my fucking tools” 😂😂😂😂😂 Maxy u mad man

[@daveedwards4681]

Watching in extreme anticipation of the ‘93 Goomba

[@Brizzle427]

This felt like an Ashens video if Ashens was unhinged.

[@BW64.]

Does the peach motorbike figure fit in a jar? What's the size of the figure in inches so I can find one big enough.

[@uncannyramsay8727]

Oh my God.

[@THF15920]

2:41 thats……. What!? Made me laugh

[@singami465]

I've never actually seen anyone complain about the 90s movie, only people saying that it was "regarded as bad". I had it on VHS and watched it multiple times as a kid. Everything in the 90s felt like a fever dream, so this wasn't much different. And the cyberpunk dystopia was actually an enjoyable part of this movie.

[@Itz_fax]

Maxmoefoe never disappoints me

[@reshiee69]

my favourite Mario quote is "Massive Legend Here" in the cult classic and a game Nintendo references to, Mario Sunshine

[@sirvilhelm3569]

3:33 jojo pose

[@charlydance1777]

That actually took me a second to realise that was maxes voice

[@ethancoolbro18gamer86]

The 1993 Mario movie is legitimately good. I do not care what anyone says. I *LOVE* it. I have the figures of Mario and Luigi and they're actually my favorite things in my Mario collection.

[@monkeymask9596]

it is fucking terrible love it all you want but it isnt a good movie

[@ethancoolbro18gamer86]

@@monkeymask9596 Well I think it's a good movie. Like I said I don't care what anyone says and that includes you lmao.

[@monkeymask9596]

@@ethancoolbro18gamer86 the movie is awful dude it is not good in any way objectively say you like it but dont act like its fact haha the movie is shit

[@Jonnyb3]

Max has the best unboxing toys videos that ARE NOT MADE FOR KIDS

[@cheezybigguns8872]

The live action Mario movie gives me PTSD 😂😂😂 So much childhood memories.

[@LordZoth6292]

>introvert finally goes out and meets a girl he likes. >brings her to his place. >they start getting frisky. >all of a sudden the neighbor starts screaming >MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO >she leaves in disgust. RIP Max's neighbor.

[@kait-isgr8]

nothing was more cursed in the live action mario movie than king koopa.

[@SuperRobotwarrior]

WOOOO MORE MAX UPLOADS!!! YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.

[@insertnamehere801]

I loved the part of the movie when Mario said "it's tooling time" and he tooled all over those guys

[@TomlinMike]

Hoppy Easter, Max!

[@virtsie]

the ballsack head goombas used to haunt my childhood

[@TheNellehFox]

Somehow these vids always feel like a fever dream, and I'm here for it.