MBMBaM 447: Valentine’s Escape Room

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Suggested talking points: Love Podcast Episode, Risky Card Reuse, Pepsi’s Vegetables, Little Secrets, Bach Lyrics, Cuisines, Pizzies, References

[@starlingmurmuration]

mbmbam is what makes me the polar opposite of garfield in regards to reaction towards mondays

[@superneko99]

"A rose by any other name is still Goku" - William Shakespeare

[@TCC180]

I choose to interpret "suit of ferrero rocher" as a three piece suit with ferreros hot glued to it, ala' the Crawdaddy

[@Ybeetus]

I choose to interpret your interpretation as right

[@awfulpumpkin]

I love this sentient podcast x listener fanfiction they're writing

[@wolfofsummerbreeze]

I'm picturing Jeff Goldblum

[@twistysunshine]

My video wasn't loading right after Travis made that portmanteau, and it sounded like the longest Disappointed Sibling Silence ever

[@nicelizabeth1820]

the first ten mins is just pure chaotic sibling energy

[@cosplaydreams4136]

Nicole Elizabeth I wanna like but there’s 69 likes mmmmmmmm

[@ryanwagahoff2973]

25:10 is the hardest I've ever laughed at dead air.

[@jonahby]

50:47 HEY UHHH GRIFFIN DID YOU ALMOST SAY YOU'RE THE *DOG MAYOR* OF CRAB TOWN

[@Xzeihoranth]

The first 13 minutes and 45 seconds of the episode is even more surreal and unhinged than usual. Good stuff.

[@Providence83]

"Completely Platonic Body Food." My nickname in college or the name of my Band in Highschool? You decide. Also, the long con for the pizza A.I. is to get statistics of what toppings and types of pizzas are the most popular so that they can then offer those and swipe the money away from competitors to them.

[@jasonwhitacre4172]

"the warm pool of Pepsi's Vegetables." I don't know that I've ever laughed this hard.

[@LaNoLaCola]

Escape rooms. The perfect Valentine's Day couple date idea.

[@StylinGreymon]

I can't believe they tried to skate past Pepsi's Vegetables.

[@DawnApon]

Griffin with the spectacular spokabulary today. Dalliance, noun: A casual sexual relationship. A brief interaction with something.

[@gregboi183]

Nice to see Travis standing up for himself and fighting back against Griffin's oppressive regime in the first 10 minutes. Usually Griffin shouts him down and talks over him when he makes a point like that

[@kullundee]

First time listener and I have to say that the sentient podcast bit is a great hook

[@Saria121]

Oh man I needed an early morning MbMBAM today.

[@Happenstance111]

This is the hardest I've laughed at Mbmbam in I think ever jesus christ

[@CoalMineTed]

Thank you "Goku"

[@geneva1895]

Thank you “Goku”

[@choraldragon]

Merci Goku

[@alexisatkins1621]

dessert is not a part of dinner, its a separate meal that comes after dinner. the reason a sweet treat in the middle of the day is not dessert is the same reason why if you eat pancakes at dinner time, it doesn't suddenly become breakfast. the time is the most important factor here boys

[@mikkosimonen]

Appetizers are not a part of dinner, they're a separate meal that comes before dinner. Also, the main course is not a part of dinner, it's a separate meal that comes in the middle of dinner. Dinner is an illusion, it does not exist.

[@nattyw362]

I dont have school today so imma just imerse myself in McElroy content Edit: *this is not pizza this is sister*

[@savannahlevy97]

my sister doesn't have school either what's with that

[@nattyw362]

@@savannahlevy97 President's Day

[@Dabednego]

9:06 Justin laughing and saying "It's Double Dare" very quietly is the high point of this already excellent goof

[@possiblewitch]

Y'all are heckin on fire today.

[@maddiedoes3571]

Omg the sync up at 17:16 is gold lemme tell ya

[@lavorre_]

this is my comfort episode thank u

[@samk7470]

If you steal a dollar a day for thirty years, you’ve stolen 1.095 million dollars.

[@Providence83]

I've gooooottah know if this calculation included leap years.

[@morganbenner5623]

I think your math might be a little off.

[@Crash2453637]

I had just listened to their first Valentine's day episode a few days ago on Valentine's. Crazy how so much about these boys has changed from then.

[@lapoguido8672]

Was it bad?

[@MotherLover69]

OK OK OK WAIT 44:50 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HATSUNE MIKU IS NOT SENTIENT AI TECHNOLOGY

[@Zandalorscat]

The Valentine's Escape Room is honestly my favorite bit in mbmbam history. The sheer ridiculousness of it.

[@JadeMonkey]

30:30 “Huff my nuts 🥜 “ is a great phrase

[@michaelnelson2976]

Damn, this might very well be my favorite MBMBAM episode. I've been thinking of Fererro Rochers all week long after Christmas clearences

[@aamberrosee]

sick fanfic, can’t wait for more tour dates i need a cincy or indy date >:3

[@princelystatic4818]

theres a gym a town over called "the gym" all lowercase

[@harrisonsanchez9601]

PIZZA CRIME IS ETERNAL

[@kimikaami8498]

this is the best episode in a while

[@Anafyral666]

holy SHIt did trav get me with the 6y/O Vegeta comment how did they just power through

[@spilledink849]

Travis's quantum superpositional grocery lie is so baffling like actually what could he possibly have meant by that

[@jasonwhitacre4172]

Also you can get stamps from the atm for, like, $20 and they last you forever. How many things do you mail? I had forever stamps for about 10 years.

[@nesso.9944]

Looks like its gonna be a good one fellas

[@katl.7586]

I thought I was the only one who gets anxiety at the post office jfdjkfhfhj

[@ritah8415]

Bach’s lyrics go hard af

[@NishaWinchester]

Part of me wondered if they knew that all Saiyans are named after vegetables, and then I thought maybe that was the point of their joke, and then I thought to myself, "Man, I'm a fucking obnoxious nerd."

[@FreyaEinde]

You know they totally know.

[@NishaWinchester]

@@FreyaEinde They did mention a couple of times that they had never seen the show, so I don't know. The internet has absolutely ruined my ability to tell when someone does or does not actually know something.

[@RavenDarknyte]

Considering more recent series have the literal backyardigans as villains, naming saiyans after vegetables is not beyond the realm of possibility lmao

[@NishaWinchester]

@@RavenDarknyte I'm very confused by your comment, because this isn't a hypothetical. Saiyans are literally named after vegetables.

[@mikkosimonen]

No, thank YOU, "Goku."

[@experiment35]

I love this episode

[@laura_jones]

Those Bach lyrics are prime stuff. Holy shitski.

[@OkamiG15]

I am so here for Power Metal Lyrics Bach!!

[@Nerozard]

When I first saw your comment. I was like huh weird. Then I got to the point where Bach and our lovely boys wrote a DragonForce sing.

[@loreleir]

As a Dominos chef, we DEFINITELY do NOT fucking know what we are doing

[@chestercheetochomper4233]

I woke up to this yaaay????

[@carcinogenicoak3057]

Thank you Goku.

[@slevemcdichael4481]

25:09 HTHE FUCKING DEAD SILENCE IS KILLING ME

[@TrogdorMan]

Hell yeah

[@leahl5007]

“Goku’s Parental Responsibilities Class”

[@ThatOneDudeNick]

I'd buy a "Thank you, Goku" shirt.

[@chococ3855]

anything after dinner is desert

[@PattyO.N.Company]

Thank you Goku

[@Aname550]

With Domino's new pizza identifier, did anyone immediately think back to Jian Yang's "Not Hotdog" app from Silicon Valley?

[@leahl5007]

I feel like Domino’s must have spent a poop ton of money trying to create an app that recognizes pictures of Domi o’s Pizza or Not Domino’s Pizza, but they could only get as far as making the app recognize pizza or not pizza. And since they invested so much money they were like “well we can’t just throw this whole project in the trash! Screw it! Just ship it like this! We are desperate!”

[@geneva1895]

Thank you “Goku”

[@jackieayers4237]

Is that a jack stauber reference at 12:45??

[@NunDePlume]

11:38 Podcast Restart

[@leahl5007]

I’m gonna open a panty store and call it Bulma’s Briefs

[@Dicearoo]

This was a great episode, I was losing it at the increasingly ridiculous intro

[@nturner2176]

I'd gladly consummate with your podcast if there are Ferrero Rocher's present. How does the podcast like it? Hook me up!

[@lCYU81]

Just a quick check in, that Austin Joe's Crab Shack IS now permanently closed.

[@calvinsawyer1961]

I can't believe they missed "Pizzoints". I'm disappointed brothers.

[@MysteriousKammm]

Early bois! Yeah!

[@LucyLouuuuu]

Wow Justin sounded so fuckin dead during the intro

[@mewz2034]

Who the fuck disliked this masterpiece

[@blakewilliams8148]

I wonder if splitting their listeners on different platforms results in them getting less money, boy I sure hope not

[@adamgarner]

I love that you're putting these up in KZbin! Can you use KZbin Premiere so that the community can listen to it together?! That would be dope.

[@beaudinebeaulieu512]

XD

[@pungeonmaster9676]

Is... Is no one going to mention Goku getting his power from the yellow sun? Was that a joke no one picked up on?

[@woebegone_kenobi]

I know, I _know_ it was probs for laughs, but its gonna mad bother me if I don't correct.. Goku doesnt get his power from the yellow sun, that's fucking Superman

[@jirehortiz7754]

41:30

[@nolanmissigman2727]

Fucking thank you.

[@elvisdapanda193]

At the time of posting this, 420 likes, 1 dislike... who is this monster?

[@myaccounts2486]

First

[@getpowened]

First!

[@dragamation3266]

Thank you "Goku"