MBMBaM 449: The Cable Pie

Just in case you happen to physically see us sometime in the next few months, you might want to listen to this one, just to explain the beautiful, grime-free spaces between our pressure-blasted choppers. Gosh. GOSH, those teeth spaces, though.
Suggested talking points: Waterpik Watch, Breakfast Break and Enter, Nintendo Nephew Dog, Romance Novel Deception, Jim Carrey Party, Farm Wisdom: Down Under, Karaoke Lessons

[@DevReaper]

As someone who works in a hotel with free breakfast, yeah we know, no we don't care. We throw out so much food anyway, just come by and grab some if you need it. It ain't our money!

[@mransdell9420]

Good to know. Btw I have a huge amount of respect for those who work in hospitality. My one friend does and she single handedly brought down a national money laundering conspiracy/scheme that was taking place in her line of hotels. Irrelevant, but I just thought that was fucking awesome and badass.

[@lobster9059]

@@mransdell9420 howd the friend take it down. im interested

[@illuminati.official]

Comrade!

[@goonsdirge3464]

Man I love me some affordable... (glances at smudged writing on hand) Uh-- teeth

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

talking points: obsessing over a candy from the 1800s, taako appears for 3 seconds, alpaca battles, and apparently theres a goblin king.

[@rayczintos7358]

woah woah woah where’s the taako time in this one

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

Ray any instance of justin attempting any accent immediately turns into taako. my boy got that funny bone but he aint got that accent bone!!!

[@canidayy7792]

The Australian Farm Wisdom bit got me good because my parents recently bought a small farm for when my Dad retires, and they're planning on buying a battle alpaca for their sheep pen.

[@athenabrown3117]

@@user-sg6ww7ts6n it's why in Amnesty he decided to just play a regular West Virginian dude

[@aud7593]

i realise this is a year old comment but the goblin king is from an actual movie

[@ThePoltergust5000]

Somewhere there's an alternate universe where instead, a hotel worker sent in a question about whether they should have done something about the person who parked their car outside the hotel, walked in, ate free breakfast, and walked out without a word.

[@thanaGogical]

they just busted in

[@jociepelfresne6257]

During the Tastations bit, Travis mentioned a swirled strawberries and creme candy, I'm certain he was talking about Creme Savers. I never had Tastations but I miss Creme Savers every day. 😭

[@Ramonerdna]

Creme Savers need to come back

[@KZesty]

Creme Savers were so good!

[@Dylan_Platt]

They're coming back!! Exclusive to Big Lots/Odd Lots, should be in stores by Dec 2021

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

australian biologist here and...brave of the mcelboys to think the kangaroos are on his farm by his choice and not theirs

[@sophienah4654]

someone needs to animate justin and travis' sultry voice over of griffins mailperson romance

[@dylanpotter1821]

When I was listening to this the first time, and Tastetations were mentioned, it put a bug in my bonnet too, so I went and looked them up and wound up on the exact page Justin started reading from, and was reading it when he started talking about it. It was the weirdest moment.

[@jordanayoub4156]

I would love to have Garbanzo the Sexy Bat-Swarm become a thing

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

It sounds like Jinkens is trying to escape Griffin's mouth.

[@mintjaan]

Boys in the band ordered boat shoes

[@pinkbookink8589]

Battle Alpaca: warrior angel

[@elliejelly8815]

Warrior llama: battle demon

[@Crossark1]

Battle Angel Alpaca is my favorite anime series

[@rosecorr2978]

Feeling called out on the Cake thing. Was literally planning on cake as my non-singing voice friendly karaoke pick. Guess they saved me that embarrassment

[@jessiesebia9228]

I have frequent nightmares and this saved me tonight.

[@WarriorOwnsAll]

Great episode boys, but yall seem to have forgotten to post this on Spotify

[@mikezarzo7483]

" Shrimp Heaven Now" " I used my Water pick today."

[@LaNoLaCola]

My my, Miss Cable pie. Drove my Chevy to the Levy, but the Levy was dry

[@MrJmazing1]

49:48 NEED this as my ring tone 😎🤣🤙🏾🤙🏾

[@fartpunch3937]

Another week and another episode of Travis upping his game.

[@sascham7833]

podcast intro that makes you floss your teeth

[@dinkules]

Guys I'm hunting for the episode where they talk about yahoo answers having a massive discussion over Mrs. Claus, help

[@AceAttorny]

I love my very tall dog.

[@ashersprigler9800]

13:15 don't mind this comment this moment just brightened my day

[@MrJmazing1]

49:46 "I'm Like A Biiiiiirrrdddd" 😎😎😎

[@swailey1869]

I had no clue the Good Good Boy went to OU- shoooot

[@brokusstudios]

Griffin sounds like the dean from "Community"

[@Blattella]

anyone else in this comment section eat glass

[@AwkwardOddyssey]

Yes, my favourite is beach glass, mmm so smooth, so cronchy. Delish

[@lou8090]

you know it my dude. always gotta get that sweet glass nutrition up in my system on a daily basis

[@goonsdirge3464]

I just like all shrapnel in general. No preference, really I'm not picky. Glass, tile, metal, rock, brick. You name it, I've probably crunched it up before.

[@machinations8652]

Only when the date on the milk passes so that I can drink it, then I put it in the milk soup like ice but fresher

[@greeensouls9]

rigth her babey!!!

[@972831]

If you want to slay karaoke without being able to sing, do either (a) the Cake cover of "I Will Survive" (such a banger) or (b) Under the Boardwalk.

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy’s....

[@GarvinButterfield]

Surprise cameo by Taako at 19:32

[@TehLarc]

TRAVIS WENT TO COLLEGE HERE. IN OKL. AHOMA?????? WH AAAAAATTT

[@laurenyork6095]

I have D&D brainrot and the battle alpaca bit immediately put me in the mind of a halfling or gnome mounted on an armored alpaca with horrible sharp omnidirectional hooves???

[@ElegantBoar]

This video is coming up with no audio for me.... same if I try to access it on maxfun. All the others working fine, just this one episode is silent. Any ideas?

[@Providence83]

Didn't they already have the "dog is being bullied by other dogs, help" question before in another episode? I can explicitly remember a similar question.

[@somesaysofthands]

the boat shoes return, this time darker.

[@notinspectorgadget]

All of those Australian Farm Wisdom sound like straight up *lies*

[@Rabbit_Hill]

It’s very possible Travis was talking about the Hall’s Breezers cough drops/throat lozenges, which come in a Strawberries & Cream flavor, are shaped like TasteTations/Werther’s, and are a pink and white swirl

[@ectosquid]

Hey you dirty birdies

[@lyricgrey7237]

can’t believe i have to wait until class is over to listen to this episode. poorly timed, mcelboys. -10000/10.

[@whyyesiamamazing]

The alpaca thing! We have them and they hate our dogs lmao.

[@jeromeriedl]

Nutritional vape technology

[@bitchboy69420]

Hi hello yes how many souls do I have to trade in exchange for one (or more) of the Good Brothers™ to come speak at my school?

[@transthygender]

i have never wanted to use a water pik less. i'm horrified.

[@cg.4836]

Isn’t Scooby Doo’s cousin Scrappy Doo?

[@AwkwardOddyssey]

I've been listening to these guys for a year now but still can't tell Justin's and Travis's voices apart, anyone got any tips for slight sound differences? Stay rad my lads

[@MiloKuroshiro]

They couldn't be more different...

[@mmcg2002]

Travis' voice tends to be more nasal than Justin's imo, hope that helps

[@canidayy7792]

Travis is a bit higher in pitch, and he has a slight lisp.

[@ThePilgrums]

Justin is the one with the Welsh accent.

[@fartpunch3937]

Took about 100 episodes before I could tell my sweet boys' voices apart, it is a common issue so don't feel down. Justin has a sound like he has some custard hanging out in his mouth like some folks at a party that don't know they should have left an hour ago while Travis sounds like Fran Drescher on a cocktail Quaaludes and Sulfur Hexafluoride. Hope this helps!

[@matthewburdick4966]

He sounds like Cecil from Welcome to Nightvale

[@batmegan]

i wanna know why this podcast only registers to my bass speaker and i can’t hear anything else

[@localsportsteam4207]

emus can walk backwards, they just don't do it very often

[@tabithaaf]

i’m a true blue pennsylvanian, grew up 20 mins from hershey and spent my childhood going to hershey park and hershey chocolate world. i have family members who worked in the factories. have no fucking clue what this candy they’re talking about is. i will say, the problem is most likely that i was born in 2001. will ask my mother abt the candy.

[@natmorse-noland9133]

Your farm wisdom supplier is a fake! It's llamas that serve as guard animals for sheep, not alpacas.

[@tapiocastar1390]

Travis mentions creme savers XD

[@TheSidwo]

Whats up my Brothers!

[@rookregent5623]

I AM THE FOUR HUNDRED TWENTIETH LIKE

[@skylarebeling-kardasian-we3644]

the McElroy brothers...

[@latrodectahespara2728]

It's always fun scrolling down to the comments halfway through and trying to figure out what the absolute fuck people are talking about

[@HikaruAkb]

hey why the FUCK is this not on spotify yet

[@rainy1835]

28:14 (this is just for me, lol)

[@regrettablestitches]

Confirmed fake news, I am still 5' tall after sleeping on Casper for one (1) month

[@PronghornPunk]

griffin isn't under 30 anymore

[@plasticbeach1611]

:(

[@OwlyLyra]

43:00

[@emr305]

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