MBMBaM 679: Pizza Slice Emoji (Sexual)

It’s Saucetember and there’s only a few more days until the Brood Mother stops excreting into bottles and returns to the vat she’s used to. To celebrate, we’ve got a saucy episode for you, jam-packed with dog reunions, suggestive baguettes, egg birds, AND meat birds. This episode brought to you by Paul Oxo’s Good Grips Four Cup Fat Separator 4 Bois: “It shits the good stuff out.”
Suggested talking points: No Pickles for Breakfast, Clam Up, Life Finds a Way to Poach Chad, Look at These Hands, Guest is Boss, Siplimatic Immunity
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[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

"boys of all genders" was the realest thing justin ever said

[@margathapai4010]

oxo: "why is there a surge in searches for our 4 cup fat separator and yet sales remain exactly the same?"

[@Levacque]

If only oxo had asked Paul Dano for his endorsement.

[@madsb.8097]

I typed in the sphincter boy url and it took a long pause before starting to redirect, during which were some of the tensest moments of my life

[@ottersintuxedos4981]

In episode 340 you talked about how by episode 680 you’d do a podcast where each brother would talk for 20 minutes, or each brother takes a 20 minute break and the other brothers talk. You don’t have to do that, it’s a bad idea, but reference it perhaps

[@bunniesisland]

"Bois of all genders" is my gender.

[@faroshscale]

"I FOrgiVe yOu StEvEn" "y'know hERE AT THE END OF DAYS"

[@Bobberation]

The answer to the pickle question is to order "the usual, with extra pickles." Can't leave it off then, and don't have to deal with saying "you forgot my pickles" to these people you see so often.

[@dianamccleery3352]

brilliant.

[@sharkofjoy]

Damn, an actually good answer.

[@hpalpha7323]

but then they'll add too many pickles!

[@KSignalEingang]

​@@hpalpha7323that's fine, just take the excess pickles off and save 'em in case they forget next time.

[@katiepatrick425]

Pizzamas starts today!

[@sethharris813]

And only three more days in Saucetember.

[@billyscorpion]

When Justin said "the soldier is in a big box" for the reunion video I thought he meant a coffin and was momentarily taken aback/impressed by the edgelord turn

[@maddiegascarrr]

where there podcast scouts watching this recording? you boys really left it all out on the field for this one

[@spilledink849]

12 minutes in; no questions? More like no notes! My football boys love this one.

[@rdfjfgjyfdhfghy67456]

The energy in this episode was so addictive

[@Hawk7886]

Big 🍕 energy

[@nerdygayboi]

I can't believe the Oxo Goodgrip's 4 cup fat separator was made specifically for me 🥺

[@alexisfinch7088]

I love how he says pickle with an egg would "...kinda whip ass" forgetting pickled eggs exist 😂

[@elpez3]

Did Griffin forget that one of the main things people put on breakfast eggs is hot sauce? That's vinegar for breakfast bay-bee

[@jeremy____5747]

Thats what I always thought the rationale for orange juice as a breakfast drink was: to internally de-emulsify all the fat you just ate. Like, 'Ok, you just ate the legit fattiest parts of a very fatty animal. Also egg yolks. Probably also butter. You're probably going to want to now switch to something intensely acidic to sort of internally balance things out.'

[@zachmoring284]

Sometimes I get so frustrated with him for how he's so weirdly prescriptive about things, and then I remember that I am also exactly like that with a lot of stuff, I just don't have my own show 😅

[@Hawk7886]

Considering how large the "breakfast food works for every meal" club really is, there aren't any rules about breakfast sandwiches. I'd try pickles on one just because it sounds neat.

[@jeremy____5747]

@@Hawk7886 Breakfast sandwiches are just a blasted Australian hellscape of dust storms, leatherdaddies and junkyard-atrocity roadsters.

[@wwr90]

I busted out laughing in the grocery store when Trav said 'brood queen' 😂😂

[@deigning]

It means they're asking for a pizza dat ass 🍕

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

very funny that this would be released at the start of nerdfighteria's pizzamas

[@Jonathan-qo8dl]

Strong, Strong!!! Episode, Thanks Boys!

[@hpalpha7323]

in my opinion, Ryan Reynolds's breakout role was the bumbling villain Macro from the classic Canadian children's fantasy series The Odyssey (1992)

[@hpalpha7323]

Very highly recommended viewing, it's a great adventure

[@erin7770]

What a strong opening!

[@rootleft7928]

pickels (derogatory)

[@BoVycey]

Did those kids ever get their snacks??? 50:23

[@mollya9301]

Nice!

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

the best, best boys

[@ashleyboots3386]

Woo! Edit: I literally have pickles with breakfast every day (I do a charcuterie plate), stop hating

[@jeremy____5747]

I've never understood the appeal of, um, "pizza". Why is it considered like "super" sex? Like, set aside what you may have, um, observed third hand and try to imagine yourself an active party. You don't think there'd be an element of "divided focus" that would detract from the appeal?

[@KSignalEingang]

I have ADHD so it works out pretty good.

[@jeremy____5747]

@@KSignalEingang "Do you enjoy walking and chewing gum? Not *can* you but do you *affirmatively enjoy* multitasking?"

[@Levacque]

It's not that stressful haha, typically the focus shifts organically from one person being the attention of the other two, to one of the others being the object of focus so that everybody gets lots of attention. If that doesn't happen, you chose a bad "pizza" team. That would be like splitting a pizza but then one person eats most of it.

[@jeremy____5747]

@@Levacque I hated group projects in high school.

[@eatsbugs4577]

new podcast: This person, this person and me

[@DreamWizardMedia]

Would y'all put pickles on 'za?

[@Levacque]

Only as a garnish for a cheeseburger pizza

[@jonahlyons4646]

I actually would buy the fuck out of a shirt that said “4 bois of all genders”

[@greggatesjr1301]

Fourth! (No one says this)

[@bluemcneil5883]

Paul Danno: 🍕⛩️👀💦💦💦

[@tylerpollock9783]

End of (sexual) zone - 45:51

[@Hawk7886]

Needs more pillow talk

[@angst_]

I think, to Griffin's point on breakfast sandwiches: "Breakfast Sandwich" is somewhat of a misnomer. You would assume that all breakfast sandwiches are sandwiches, but they are not. They are sandwich adjacent.

[@dboone7670]

I'm really curious what your definition of a sandwich is

[@Levacque]

If it's savory ingredients stacked up inside of any bread product - leavened or unleavened, loaf or bun - that's a sammie my man. I won't just die on this hill, I'll let all my men die as well. I'm going scorched Earth on this hill.

[@rstueckle]

first? do people still say that

[@sadierift1201]

I don't know if this was their intention but holy s*** the intro was so hostile I felt like I was in an abusive relationship with all the screaming and hate even if it was fake hate like turn it down a notch guys Jesus

[@sharkofjoy]

oh my I really wish they'd cut "the Travis stuff" because I did not want to hear any of those words.

[@morestereo]

oh no, i feel bad for the person whose question they started reading and then abandoned 🥲

[@dianamccleery3352]

Yeah, that was a weird non-sequitur that I had to listen to from a different source to make sure my podcast app didn't skip something...