MBMBaM - Real Human Skull

From Episode 71 "Swaddling"
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[@dullroar2673]

A REAL human skull? EEERRRGGGGHHH

[@sapphic_sophie]

Dull Roar - but like, what kind of skull?

[@dullroar2673]

VERY real

[@sapphic_sophie]

...a real human--oooooh. Sit on a real human skull. Hmmmmmmmm.

[@n0wheregrrl]

Had to be real, didn't it?

[@bentonic4998]

100 dollars.

[@kropotkinnie]

i'd pay someone to let me sit on a real human skull that shit'd be a once in a lifetime experience

[@swampboy6716]

i would do it for like $20

[@RadioactiveCheese0]

I'd sit on a real human skull for a piping hot bowl of pasta and a piece of garlic bread

[@tailsfox45]

i heard olive garden is hiring a real human skull sitter onner

[@RadioactiveCheese0]

well sign me the FUCK up, man

[@tinker0331]

Papyrus

[@Lawryn1990]

Same

[@kaitiep.869]

I mean I'm not a necrophiliac but 600,000 dollars is 600,000 dollars

[@codehorse8843]

*pounds

[@masongoser5627]

Rube

[@K-bb2bc]

Like, normally I'd do it with no hesitation, but the fact that he *started out* at 100,000 dollars/pounds makes me worry that there's some kind of crucial detail he's requiring in the deal but not mentioning here. Where's the contract? I need to read the fine print.

[@radioreprise]

Kyra Cook you have to bring your own real human skull

[@Serje1227]

I read that in Garnet's voice and that was quite the image

[@shawnaeatscats]

@@Serje1227 a little wordy but otherwise seems like something she would say.

[@maiwisdom9839]

"Sincerely, Skeletor."

[@brewingtea1]

I had to pause from laughing, there

[@trueaidooo]

Honestly this is the explanation that makes me most comfortable

[@paulunga]

The most baffling thing to me is why double the money for crossing your legs? Is there any person on Earth who'd go "Sure, I'll sit on a skull for 300k, but crossing my legs?! No way! I need another 300 for that."

[@aidantanis4478]

The difficulty of crossing your legs is the amount of balance needed to not fall off said skull since your legs are no longer capable of holding you from falling. It takes both guts *and* skill.

[@virgil2461]

maybe it's more sexual to him and he thinks it deserves extra?

[@icepelt1001]

THE GUY BUMPED UP THE PRICE TO $600,000 DOLLARS/POUNDS

[@tiredpup6230]

Katie Shady id do it where he at

[@Laizerdisk]

I would sit on 600,000 human skulls for 600,000 dollars

[@Youssii]

This is just like one long horrible intrusive thought

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

I love the idea that this is a fantasy villain who, rather than abducting people to complete his dark ritual, just hits up people on Yahoo. "Would you dance naked with several other people during the eclipse? Lick a crystal for a thousand dollars? Looking for anyone wiling to lend me their enchanted sword of light for one ceremony, will pay you 50,000 dollars, sword may get sat on during ceremony."

[@paulc6060]

I genuinely think "sincerely, Skeletor" is Justin's best goof

[@CutiePatootiest]

Um lemme get that skull sitting money I'm like 90% sure I'd crush it tho but that might also just be skeletor's kink

[@sharkofjoy]

I assumed the point was to crush it. So many unanswered questions.

[@ace-smith]

bones be strong

[@bryanv31050]

"Calcium and taint" thats poetic

[@reighfreuden6473]

So like... will the McElroy brothers run for president as a collective hivemind? Please?

[@grabyjones720]

Haha! Better than the president we have now! (POLITICAL!)

[@cottontaelle]

that's not political it's just the facts

[@blanktester]

To be fair, that would be true regardless of the identity of the president. The McElroy brothers are such good boys.

[@Greenwickpress]

Only if they could still find time to produce all those podcasts.

[@asmrtpop2676]

Safety town all over agaib

[@RadishAndBanjo]

why won't anyone ask me this question i need to pay off my fuckin student debt

[@paxcallow]

[softly] It's literally making my grundle uncomfortable. Just the thought of trying to perch... perch myself on a cranium. I don't think it would feel good.

[@GippyHappy]

As a real human female...I'd do it. You kidding me? $300,000? I'd do it for 50 bucks. He didn't even say you had to be naked or how long you gotta sit. And its doubled if I cross them which is my preferred method of sitting anyway.

[@epoillaKory]

hitmen go on the darkweb for as low as 10 grand, and you're telling me this guy can't find someone to sit on a skull for 60 times that much

[@mastermindepsilon9517]

I mean....we know Taako would

[@donglefongle]

IM CRYING,,,,,,,,,,THANK YOU FOR THIS CURSED VISUAL

[@thelightingavenger]

👀🤑

[@carlosbisa3086]

OH BOY YOU'VE DONE IT

[@Final_unicorn]

THAT BOYS PRETTY MUCH A PRO SKULL SITTER

[@squib9367]

OH GOD SKELETON RIMJOB

[@eddiechannel3000]

does anyone know how to sit on a *real* skull?

[@martinfinderupfyhring7909]

ERRRRRRGGGHHH

[@ambermontgomery2959]

Like... A real skull?

[@beafbuger]

uuuuuuuurrrrrgggghhhhh..... it had to be real, didn't it...

[@veteratorvulpes1116]

What did you want to happen with the skull?

[@lordtachanka903]

What kind of sitting on the real skull?

[@owenw.1643]

dude i would sit on a real human skull for 50 bucks as long as it wasnt like haunted or something like, skull of a child that got brutally murdered? nope i aint touchin that skull of a happy grandmother that died peacefully in her sleep? hell yeah ill sit on that ill just like, apologize and give the skull a flower later

[@sharkofjoy]

You raise a really good point. I was like "hell yeah I'd sit on a skull, where is it?" but I would have a much harder time with a child's skull. 18+ years at age of death only please.

[@sharkofjoy]

Man also....yeah probably violent crime victims, I wouldn't sit on those skulls. Like a serial killer? I'll crush it with my thighs (is this what they want?????) but the victims of the serial killer..... no I'm going to pass I think.

[@sharkofjoy]

No I keep coming up with new caveats. Am I sitting on this skull like "sitting on someone's face" because then if it's a serial killer but I have to act like the skull is eating me out.... I dunno I guess we're going back to "do I get to crush it with my thighs" there are a lot of questions

[@NewyAlien]

For that much money, I'll try to shove it up my ass if he asks me tbh

[@agaycrow2520]

get me in contact with this guy, I'd do almost anything for 600,000, pounds, sitting on a skull is nothing

[@ramywiles]

I could absolutely have gone the rest of my life without hearing Griffin say "grundle"

[@pastilakompot6912]

if you find the Grindr question, you can hear worse

[@starlingmurmuration]

it keeps bugging me how delicate griffin thinks skulls are. it takes over 500lbs of force to crush a skull.

[@Animallovercomedian]

Well he is offering 600k pounds

[@novaofthenorth]

@@Animallovercomedian you didn't xD

[@lookatroopa]

id do it for a twenty

[@GippyHappy]

Maybe the question asker is just a graphic artist who is absolutely desperate for a reference picture? Or perhaps he is also curious if a human skull can support the weight of a grown woman.

[@dengakugirl21]

I'd do this without a second thought it's just a skull

[@kidneyluke]

dengakugirl21 The thing is, how'd he get it?

[@apollopollo622]

nonono its a *real* human skull

[@pureicefire]

Yeah same.

[@MetalGirlbuscus]

"Would you slap-chop a real human skull for 400k?"

[@kaitiep.869]

Kravitz is that you

[@proxyprone]

There isn't much I wouldn't do to a human skull for 600k.

[@user-xh7bx4je1v]

For those wondering 600,000 pound is roughly 756,300.00 American dollars

[@VillaFanDan92]

It would have been a lot more when this episode was recorded, before the pound collapsed.

[@relativelyjilly]

Bruh that shit would get me through my undergrad i'm totally in

[@lastlife0726]

Google says it takes 520 pounds of pressure to break a skull so you should be good.

[@mollytaylor8122]

"Perch myself on a cranium."

[@whatthefuckismyname9173]

But can you curse a real human skull?

[@bastardbunny666]

WhatTheFuckIsMyName eaRRRGGGHHHH

[@donglefongle]

*Incubate it like a mama bird*

[@strawberryfrog2721]

ladies,

[@hennaoctopus]

Do I need to provide my own real human skull?

[@myanimation8987]

Do you think this is the same as the chair face guy

[@ambermontgomery2959]

Well now I do.

[@TheTetrapod]

Thanks for finally putting this on KZbin. I was tired of linking people the episode and the timestamp.

[@masterofthetear8138]

*"Your people sicken me."*

[@lordtachanka903]

but he’s got this *one thing*

[@impagain]

Like, if it was clothes on, then there's no question, yes. I don't see why there's an issue here.

[@zoynes4968]

A REAL human skull?

[@dottyContrarian]

uerrrgghh..

[@saturnoperative4484]

ok, so what did we resolve in this episode of mbmbam? that justin 'hoops' mcelroy would murder a serial killer for 300,000 american dollars? cool, just checking

[@mathieup5024]

Dresden should never have let Bob loose on the internet.

[@ashlynm.2619]

YES YES YES

[@Silverwind87]

"Can you sit on a skull?" "Yep." "A real human skull?"

[@brokeboyswagger666]

You can tell that this is in the first 100 episodes because of the extensive 9/11 joke

[@j.8522]

damn I would sit on a human scull for 10$

[@pinstripe4254]

Not only do they know nothing about other animals but they also know nothing about human anatomy. Good job guys lol

[@PokemonTrainerAriel]

I don't think it says if the skull is, like, outside a living body or not.

[@rowan4684]

You've cracked the case

[@marmaladeandtea-fd2yg]

A true classic.

[@sploopst6868]

a real human skull? like with bones and teeth and whatall

[@inth3cards]

Yes

[@cyanidebutterfliesx]

this asker 100% wants bare vagooter on skull though you can just tell

[@Thiollier_1]

I would do it for free.

[@1-Eleventeen]

Listen, I'm a guy. But I would sit on anyone's skull and do whatever for a penny, but I'll take the 6,000 pounds.

[@leaffinite2001]

Jimmy? This is the worst

[@Animallovercomedian]

“If you’re good at something don’t do it for free”

[@ethanomcbride]

dollars.... or pounds

[@thomascampbell350]

After I get to my goal weight absolutely I would

[@pureicefire]

i would sit on so many things for so much less money tbh

[@thatone8432]

Is… is it sterilized?

[@fidget0227]

The ending cut-off has the best comedic timing I’ve ever heard.

[@bigtub1101]

“You smell like calcium”

[@leahl5007]

HOW DID NO ONE ASK WHY HE HAS A REAL HUMAN SKULL

[@pureicefire]

One of the best mbmbam bits.

[@plushs]

id do it for $1 man