MBMBaM - Eight Dollars

From Episode 144 "Kick it Forward"
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[@zz8az]

Justin going "Now wait! You get 8 dollars." Is still one of the funniest things he's ever said

[@yugidementia11]

Now hold on... you get eight dollars

[@ethanomcbride]

YOU DO GET 8 DOLLARS

[@Chizypuff]

I was distracted until the owl eye socket question brought me back, I had to go back to see how it led to this- and it just didnt. Justin just threw that on the table out of nowhere

[@proxyprone]

As someone else already pointed out, I'm pretty sure it was a reference to A Serbian Film, where the MC does in fact skull fuck the one of the villains.

[@zone0ftruth]

Most of the time they ramp up naturally to owl skull fucking but that was JUST out of left field, there are more than six degrees of separation Justin my man

[@GippyHappy]

Almost certainly the worst thing Justin has ever said, and very nearly the worst thing _anyone_ has _ever_ said.

[@vapid4541]

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM JUSTIN?

[@Zcumgod]

N O W H O L D O N Y A G E T E I G H T D A L L A S

[@ethanomcbride]

😟😟😏😏

[@MoldyWarts]

Justin, man....*what*?

[@astervillanueva5374]

MoldyWarts was

[@vlad5042]

you get eight dollars

[@helpyaboiout1211]

I still cannot figure out what possessed Justin to say what he said. i also almost cant believe that the brothers went back to regular discussion after a few minutes

[@souleaterxstein]

hello excuse me hello um excuse me what what what what what what what

[@bellegreen9696]

What scares me most is that my school's mascot is a mustang *and I wore the costume before*

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

Bahahaha

[@MrImawesomerthanu]

now wait *hold on*

[@TIM_GBR]

Thank you Justin! After just listening to all three very good and wholesome "that's a Christmas to me" segments, I've immediately chosen not to fully introduce my mother to MBMBaM. I'm just glad I got this moment to realize how terribly wrong I was before everything went wrong. Not everyone is ready.

[@TigerBears11]

I ALWAYS forget the fucking turn Juice takes with this one. I’ll hear the mascot stuff, and remember the bit, I’ll enjoy the good, and then I’ll be hit with the realisation of what I’ve clicked onto. And it NEVER gets any less wild.

[@Andrew-wb2zq]

you'd think I'd remember "eight dollars" by now but nope. blindsides me every time

[@TigerBears11]

@@Andrew-wb2zq a lot of the time if I get a notification from a MBMBaM video I’ll rewatch the video. If your reply wasn’t to my comment about the twist I guarantee I would’ve forgotten about it again.

[@ethanomcbride]

Lemme sweeten the pot... $8 Dollars

[@SharifKhan-ff8py]

I used to work at a sanctuary that had a one eyed owl and now I'm worried for her safety.

[@CassReidIsSomeone]

Ok, this probably is outing some deep corner of my soul, but I think Justin is referencing the Serbian Film here. So you can at least take comfort in the fact that Hoops is just repeating a scary image rather than conjuring this on his own. That said there's no owl in The Serbian Film which does make it worse.

[@TigerBears11]

Is this a thing that happens in Serbian Film? I’ll be honest, I actively tried to wipe as much of that film from my mind as possible, but I specifically do not remember someone fucking someone’s eye socket.

[@CassReidIsSomeone]

@@TigerBears11 it happens near the end so it makes sense that the brain just got overloaded at that point

[@misterkingdom3571]

I googled that movie you referenced and I am deeply disturbed. I can’t imagine what watching it would be like.

[@CassReidIsSomeone]

@@misterkingdom3571 oh never watch it, just drink some water and watch Paddington, do not replicate my mistakes

[@murphyleigh6319]

Having read the plot summary it kind of feels like the writer and director read _120 Days of Sodom_ and/or _Philosophy in the Boudoir_ by de Sade and went "Okay let's make something like this, but grosser and in a movie, so we actually have child actors to damage, as well as adult actors to potentially emotionally scar." Like, I haven't seen it, so I can't speak to how the scenes with the child actors were shot, but it's very hard for me to imagine children being safely involved in a production with such a graphic film that features a large amount of child abuse. Like, I'm of the opinion that the movie is bad not because it depicts atrocious acts; I'm of tye opinion that the movie is bad because I'm worried about the welfare of the actual human children involved in its production.

[@raharuko]

you know the goof is good when the insane yahoo question is eclipsed by the equally insane goof

[@faildyke]

i love sending brand-new mbmbam fans this clip

[@ripnecco5477]

Travis: Just lock yourself and this poor person in a costume in a hotel room and work-it-out! Griffin: *AND-RUN-OUT-OF-FLUID*

[@cosmic-oceans]

Omfg Justin. I... I was not ready for that. Wtf

[@lorebooks5230]

JUSTN MCELROY, EXCUSE ME

[@mightywurm]

i must’ve missed this episode, jesus

[@nutsmasher420]

you just don’t get “if you saw an owl with it’s eye gouged out, would you fuck the socket?” in modern MBMBAM

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I know that this is not the most important part of this bit, but it would be a contestant from District 4, not 11, that would have a fish hook weapon, most likely.

[@rachelrachel9152]

I was impressed justin was trying to be so specific with the hunger games at all lol

[@lorendaemon7945]

3:10 hearing that was like getting slammed with a shopping cart outside a bank

[@PokerSeven]

I completely got blindsided by it SO HARD that I forgot about mascots completely

[@katiegould6609]

Our mascot was Tommy the Saint (catholic) so I had the mascot of a human person that was NOT sexy

[@shawnaeatscats]

This bit degraded... so quickly. In... such a way that I never would have expected, even from them.

[@dullroar2673]

I feel like Ira Wray's been on a goddamn tear lately on these highlights

[@outsideofadream]

First time I've heard this bit in years and Justin's proposition comes outta fuckin NOWHERE. I have whiplash now.

[@SugoiAishiOniichan]

I mean, if I'm honest with myself then yeah... Eight buck? I'd be like 12 seconds away from two handfuls of gumballs.

[@snipelfritz]

SugoiAishiOniichan what if it's one of those really tall machines where you have to watch it go around the swirly slide?

[@ELSTERLING]

I am convinced this is a guy getting off on the idea of a cheerleader wanting horse sex and asking others to put in their own weirdness to help him get off.

[@DruminPat]

I was thinking its the dude in the mascot suit projecting his fantasy of a cheerleader wanting to have sex with him.

[@Cal6009]

I think it's a girl who wants to have sex with someone in a horse costume, because those exist, women have strange fetishes too, moreso even.

[@Pomlithe]

I think it’s a horse that wants to fuck a girl. The horse is the cheerleader, and the girl is the school mascot. The horse is attracted to her because she’s a human girl pretending to be one of his own, so it’s like. Reverse furry. Case closed, I’m pretty sure, yeah.

[@grantcooper948]

@@Pomlithe Damn, Todd!

[@warren_waters]

The fact that the asker pointedly says she's attracted to the person in the suit says to me that she's majorly into horses and trying to distance herself from that fact bc she's in denial. This girl is a big time furry by now and god bless her for it

[@coolfish420]

justin what the hell

[@FortuitousWench]

He can talk, and he Wants It.

[@bearVshark100]

I just realized krafts slogan was "get your noodle going"

[@lulima6160]

Justin took a left so hard he ripped the entire steering wheel off this ride, dooming his brothers to fall into the owl eye socket-shaped cliff he chose to plummet into

[@felixvanhuss1387]

HEY JUSTIN......WHAT THE FUUUUCK???

[@SunRey1116]

No matter how many times I hear it, I am never prepared for Eight Dollars

[@Jeddostotle7]

hey, Justin you good????????????????????????????

[@connorsmith6640]

What bothers me most is that he said district eleven is for fishing

[@dcbandnerd]

Holy shit this too such a batshit turn and I love everything about it

[@acrouton2674]

Was that a Serbian film reference. I wanna die

[@nyanfem]

"herd of bison" he went to marshall university!!! omg!!!!

[@darkghastful]

Is that what you focused on XD I couldn’t even focus on a single statement they said in the entire 8 min.

[@armleg]

I appreciated "You get eight dollars," but I feel like it's distracting from the excellence of "In that citadel from the Hunger Games."

[@alexanderfischer8297]

That was a 90° turn. How... how the fuck. WHAT

[@mezzy3627]

Sonic is the blue streak

[@rachelrachel9152]

I literally started screaming but like under my breath when he started reading that question and didn't stop until the end of it oh my god

[@alainajobe5823]

... My school's mascot is a mustang

[@nyanfem]

Alaina Jobe 8 dollars she goes/went to ur school

[@kellanlevi5663]

Same. Our rival school was a trojan

[@TankCollinsProtectionSquad]

Dearest biggest brother Justin Tyler, WTF!!!

[@Li-rh1bv]

I think I just got punched by that fucking statement

[@dovadude29]

This has to be one of, if not the most, deranged things justin has ever said on the podcast.

[@RandomPath]

This got dark QUICK

[@risipieces]

this is the worst bit, i love it

[@CpWiser10]

JUSTIN WHAT THE FUCK

[@danielhuddleston6624]

7:26 💀

[@calebduarte5255]

@Daniel Huddleston Out of everything in this bit, THAT is what concerns you?

[@Filbi]

What the ACTUAL fuck, Justin?

[@sicksalt7765]

Maybe they mean they only feel attraction when they are in the costume.

[@clayjalbert6173]

skull fucking?

[@Anafyral666]

They're on the cheer squad probs girl

[@cryptiddmashups0011]

Justin, dude... You’re concerning me

[@zacharywood9416]

The question is definitely from a man trying to get others to comment on his fantasy.

[@SgtWally]

Owl bit aside, I'm still shocked these boys haven't cracked how Yahoo Answers really works. This question was asked by a highschool mascot curious/desperate to hear if anyone is attracted to them or other mascots, or just trolling for fap material. Boys are too wholesome to understand how twisted people really are, which is why it's so damned funny when, like this same bit, they try to show they too can be dark and edgy. Oh Justin, you big goober.

[@TheeRubee]

got the 420th like - noice

[@TheKensta88]

Furry

[@Cal6009]

I mean, a Highlander is a human so...

[@hollyfelis4197]

i googled it, i think it's also a breed of cattle or something.

[@ShadowSwift12]

FURRY

[@theiveyed8677]

MURSUITER!

[@polomisty4305]

I dont like ahmed why use that name oh my jesus

[@gammaghost2354]

JUSTIN WHAT THE FUCK