McDojo Breakdown: Kung Fu Fingers

In todays McDojo Breakdown we take a look at a martial arts instructor in India who really goes knuckles deep into his work. Enjoy :)
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[@McDojoLife]

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[@TheseNuts2]

Hi, did you see the "power of chi" thing? They got Machida, Verdum and Brian Shaw to appear and co-sign that bs. Morgan Freeman narrating and it was promoted on the last versus event. Crazy world! There is a youtube video promoting it and they sell direct to customers.

[@TheseNuts2]

And the technique is Doggy back pretzel style. See ya good luck!

[@PHATT_TV]

@@TheseNuts2 just watched trailer haha! Rob REALLY needs to cover that

[@subliminal1284]

Seems like a good way to lose a finger when they bite down on your dumbass

[@eddietheblasian2043]

Backside double shoulder lock with a ball rubby to the back, countered by the reverse cowgirl full body pressure squeeze. Deadly stuff!

[@rafaelcarrera9436]

Hmm, just like I learned back in the scouts.

[@parac0sm0naut26]

Rule 34... something something...

[@China_Secret_Police]

Sounds like TCMA to me.

[@darrylsmith452]

👍🤣

[@dacedebeer2697]

He's got a wonderful technique, perfect when one wants to lose one's fingers.

[@yagskie1984]

Mick Foley approves this!!!

[@longsan3]

Tha mandible claw😅😂😊

[@Kevin-cr7dp]

"There must be something in the water in that part of India".... Giardia. Oh, and the Tonsil Tickler Choke. Or the Deep Throat Choke.

[@cmoneymadhops]

He definitely got that finger technique by watching Mankind

[@TheQue5tion]

"You can't make this stuff up." Well, you can't make this stuff up. But clearly, they did.

[@donaldmcbean501]

The forbidden jujitsu technique the Gracie’s didn’t want you to know. Lol😂

[@lukelambert78]

im not creative enough to name that transcending technique. but this dive into the 'martial art' rabbit hole have handed me here and I'm grateful

[@SalsaBailaProductions]

Epic… the choice of music is gold

[@bullshidotv7332]

The tongue pull technique. If done right, no can defend

[@bullshidotv7332]

Specially effective against people whos teeth have been removed completely... ...or still yet to have them. Rob:Are you actually sticking your fcking fingers into a baby's mouth?

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

Unless they use a decoy tongue like that SpongeBob episode 😝

[@longsan3]

​@@karaoconnoraliasraidrathat's 💯 true...but the timing used must be impeccable 😂😅😊

[@matthewhall7976]

I would name that last technique 'the arm stretching back humper' It really does look like kamasutra gone wrong🤣🤣🤣

[@janikauhanen5475]

It's the "Backside scissors of death". Illegal in UFC, because it's an instant kill.

[@DaveSwart]

Are there videos of these guys meeting reality? Like, I’d pay for his travel and lodging to see Jacko step out of the brush in the background.

[@shadowfighter6445]

The Toddler Teddy bear hold is what I would call that move 😂. Thank you for sharing ☺️.

[@Germaine3385]

- I would call that technique "The reverse crack head choke"

[@DeKiesel]

Hitting somebody before they hit you, GENIOUS! Why has nobody thought of this before?!

[@westonmcgaa5995]

Another great video rob

[@TrainerYann]

It's a shame that these fake martial arts masters think the "right training". This keeps out the real martial arts practitioners who want to share the right thing. Such a shame. Good to see how you explain everything technically to the viewers. Keep your videos legit. Greetings trainer Yann.

[@madhatter42o]

Is it possible to do 6 out of 5 Dillmans? Like...more than worse than it's own self? Love your channel!

[@jeffmaesar]

Looks like Mick Folley has a fan in India using his Mankind gimmick finisher : mandible claw. Technic name : spiders mating foreplays.

[@Duck_Dodgers]

I have a friend in India they over there are huge pro rasslin' fans over there. Just need the Rick flair chop and his flop/fall he does lol

[@benjaminadams9389]

Thats where it spits. Its called the wheelbarrow cuddle fish lock!

[@FurchtbaresGaming]

Love your work! I call it the reverse triangle backbreaker

[@adihardy1961]

This is a good start on my friday morning.

[@robwhatever2605]

That is the “Inverted double leg crippled cross-face” complements of Captain Insano. (He shows no mercy)

[@kayasufisouldundee]

I have kung fu fingers when grabbing the last samosa 😂🤣😂🤣

[@longsan3]

Wow I do that same technique when someone eats the last Samoa cookie😊

[@thethan302]

The name of that technique is clearly a _double figure X shoulder lock._ anyway all of the Kalaripayattu I've ever seen here on youtube seems to be mostly weapons based fighting combined with a calisthenics workout. Never seen anyone show anything on pressure points. If it truely is the oldest martial art in the world I honestly would expect it to be heavily based on weapons.

[@NemanjaNislija]

That wrasslin technique though 🤣🤣 It's the "The Sentient Pec Deck Rebels Against Gymrat"

[@marcelmoreau2733]

In wrestling, the ball and chain is refered to as a pumphandle, especially when he hooks other arm. Position used to throw/lift opponent into several types of slams.

[@einar6229]

When sifu fingers goes knuckles deep, you get a black belt in disturbed confusion and pure rage. And that move, it's a double arm lock ashi-toe grip thingy of course! Sifu fingers has gone beyond 10th planet technicality, sifu fingers is knuckles deep in another realm.

[@dingosmith9932]

Love the commentary action Rob ... call 'em like Rogan! And obviously the technique is "The Ashita Kim love maker ..."

[@christiangerhardt2408]

Mankind used that technique to great effect!

[@jamesvolk4884]

These videos truly just make my day! And I'll call that move sitting Indian style bullshit

[@Khedran]

When I put my fingers in his mouth, he is powerless to bite them 🙏

[@bravelilspidey]

It might work, I wouldn't want to get aids or any other blood transmitted diseases. I'd be gagging though.... I'm surprised the guy didn't have 1 gag reflex.

[@Khedran]

@@bravelilspidey I'll take a rather low % chance of contracting an illness than allow my jaw to be yanked down and broken. If the guy has HIV or something else bad he probably wouldn't have the strength to get to this position in a fight as is, and it's actually harder to contract than the stigma would suggest. If you gag or throw up, you will lose control over your voluntary muscle movements for a time

[@bravelilspidey]

@@Khedran I don't know you so I still wouldn't be biting and hopefully my vomit makes you let go 😉

[@Khedran]

@@bravelilspidey 😂 Don't worry, I'm not dumb enough to put my fingers in between someone's teeth, could just punch em in the face instead

[@efraindario3059]

Call that move "The Butterfly Effect"🦋

[@solomonheppner]

They other "oldest marial art" in its true form does believe in healing touch points....but more as theraputic massage rather and actually has a relatively functional weapons oriented mentality

[@honsou48]

Okay so simple answer, its a leg full nelson. As insane as this sounds I actually did hit it once while messing around, I think I finished it by turning to my belly and extending my legs, kinda like what you would do with one of the triangle variations Fedor used to teach. Its obviously not practical but its absolutely hilarious when you get it

[@emlewis2362]

This is pure delight. Thank you #mcdojolife. .... how about the sweeping wings of "Choking Butterfly"

[@chiappinkius6099]

This techique is the "you don't have a bed for sleeping but you have a friend"

[@OliveMule]

Mankind's mandible claw!

[@aehachiroku17]

The road dogg pump handle slam

[@swartdraak]

That position is - "The West Mongolian Dead Pigeon Pose" - uber-deadly when applied "correctly"

[@landroamer1000]

I was wondering why I hadn’t gotten any notifications from you in a while and it looks like KZbin scrubbed me from your channel. I resubscribed

[@Andy-fr2im]

Great, funny vid. cheers

[@lilbearbjj]

How many others gets jazzed when they see a new mcdojolife gets put up? This is India’s mankind lol and as far as naming that move I am at a lost for words

[@sugacanebeats17]

we're gonna call it The Human Motorcycle Wheelie Pop technique.

[@demoniac972]

In ancient kung fu this technique is called: "jumping toad cross his legs"

[@auronguy]

Reverse inverted pilebarrow (pile driver + wheelbarrow)

[@chuanfaman]

spider man crab lock was the I decided to go with, there were just too many ideas

[@guillermoletsworkitout3522]

Well like I said my brother putt me in something similar he called it the falcon from are old middle school but I would call this x choke

[@chronometa]

Dude went full sonic.

[@matthewgauley]

Bret Hart had the sharpshooter... that's the dull shooter. And the ball in chain looks a bit like the setup for a pumphandle slam. All great WWE material because nobody gets hurt.

[@thomasdavis8600]

Over the shoulder bolder holder.

[@WittedSword]

Jokes on you, it wasn't a self defence video, it was a DIY surgery to remove extra fingers

[@TheYogaDawg]

Balls to Back Cross Legged Crunch

[@gbounit]

That technique is the "Back Shoulder Criss-Cross-Applesauce Self-Inflicted Back Breaker of Tamil Nadu."

[@candycolriv]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ido013]

The double crossed arm leg crossed back of the head lock to self destruction spine breaking technique.

[@seanledig1431]

That move looks similar to (but not as effective as) something I've heard called "the surfboard" or "the camel clutch." Since this version ended with the holder on his back, I call it "The Surfboard Wipe-Out" or "Camel Falls on his Humps."

[@jordak]

The surfboard is more similar, with both arms held behind the back, and the foot or knee pressed against the spine. The camel clutch is usually done while sitting on the back, and pulling the neck upwards. Speaking of techniques best known from pro wrestling, that finger in the mouth technique reminded me of the mandible claw!

[@rowanblithe71]

these guys really solved the "train to defeat yourself" adage: the loose -your-finger, the "suicidal crab", and the last one, the only one that actually trapped the attacker, he CORRECTED into a pretzel arm thing that in real life will get HIS arm trapped 🤣🤣

[@munstrumridcully]

It's the Mandible Claw! Of course, it's not as effective without Mr Socko...

[@davidcastillo4487]

That rear double armbar would be an awesome highlight if you could hit it on anyone at all...... something to try on someone who fell asleep maybe.

[@brunoboettcher8921]

hilarious :D i vote for "the constipation helper" !

[@carloscrecelius9597]

You can't bullshit me, that's Mankind's mandible claw. But where's Mr Socko?

[@themartialartschannel]

Is for sure the right number for him. The technique looks like “The cūlus hold”.

[@MrMali22]

That ball and chain pretzel technique actually has a name in professional wrestling. It's a pump handle. You use it to flip up onto your shoulder or onto their back lol

[@McDojoLife]

Ball and chain is what it’s called in wrestling as well. Not just wwe style wrestling

[@johnleonard3324]

Wings of victory rear head X guard. Really, Rob… you should have recognized this standard position.

[@parac0sm0naut26]

I like to look at these crazy "styles" thru the perspective of jump starting a car. Some learn to properly put the cables in the proper placement, ... ... others ... not so much...

[@drixg555]

Although the finger-fu move known as the Vomit Inducer is easy to learn, few use it due to the disgusting consequences.

[@slava9734]

that "finger in mouth" technique could work.........it all depends on where you had your finger before before combat

[@RIPBlueInk]

I'd call it The pooper scoot super pretzelization I got in a fight once and tried to grab a guy by the neck. I wound up with 4 fingers in the guys mouth and I grabbed as hard as I could, mainly because I panicked as his mate came at me. A friend of mine managed to get up and deal with guy 2 before I got too busted up as my free a was mainly working defence. Hit the guy I had hold of by the upper jaw a few times and he stopped trying to fight. To this day I have no idea why he didn't bite down but I'm glad I still have all my digits. He just seemed so busy trying to pull my hand out he forgot he could bite or punch I guess.

[@jpsholland]

I like to call that technique The Comfy Chair Technique.

[@vicarious7858]

I got the ultimate name for it. I present to you - The Spoogledorf!

[@OGWishborn]

The Doc Octogaurd Arms Bar defense

[@Juan0003]

Dude, with the master's fingers so deep in his throat, the "projectile energy" is surely on it's way! 🤮😂

[@RadicalTrivia]

That's called the "Customer Service" position.

[@eueu4854]

At 4:40, what's so ridiculous except for when he starts getting out of that position? I had my arms twisted like that and I couldn't do anything because of locked shoulders.

[@halfman58]

OMG... I laughed so much. "40 years is a longtime fingering people in the mouth" GOD that was funny, you made my day mate... Position: Finger Sifu Full Nelson (60% of the time works everytime) position

[@McDojoLife]

Appreciate it

[@TheFloozi]

One might think movies influences these guys. But after seeing this ,I think it's the other way around.

[@additive8924]

The Amorous crab! I don't think the names taken yet. Maybe we can throw in something about an elbow fetish. That's the one that looks like the Kamasutra pose in my eyes.🤣

[@buttvader]

He works as a telemarketer 9am-9pm eastern time.

[@davidleonard2522]

The Deadliest Catch

[@TheDemonking82]

Yeah I don’t know why but my first thought is to clamp down and shake til I get to the ground. .

[@anthonyverdin9698]

The reverse back rubberfly guard

[@pasemusic5525]

the Mandible Claw nerve hold

[@TerranMcCall]

First technique we saw is a Mandible Claw. It can be very painful, but getting there is the hard part. Honestly, most of the fighting in this video just looked like bad professional wrestling.

[@lady_draguliana784]

Obviously this is the ancient and deadly "man receiving lingus from goat" technique

[@geebeepman]

5:25 ngl this looks like a cool pro wrestling submission finisher.

[@althill7407]

So I've actually seen that technique used by Hawaiian Police, and I think it was meant to be more like a resting position after wrestling with someone for some time. The need for that came around after protests broke out due to the signing of a bizzare Hawaii law which banned laughter above a certain pitch, Which ment those on the island could only use a lo ha. Oh right, they called the technique the shoulder blade rubntug, and it's not actually a wrestling technique, but it is featured on page 23 of the Kama Sutra.

[@lukelambert78]

you had me all the way till the last sentence

[@edp.8687]

The self imploding beach chair

[@stevenbacon-cheddar9914]

Another one? I’m callin it the Jugganaut!

[@darrenbarber3663]

The double arm ride

[@shawntherapidlyaginghipster]

I really hope he washed his hands first.

[@douglasmacneil4474]

do you know anything about karatedo doshinkan?

[@tekal85]

Imagine he did an oil check on himself before demonstrating the technique

[@Philo68]

I’d like to see this stuff work against in a village Kabbadi slap fight. Mind you, Kung Fu Fingers - I’d buy a packet if they came in salted caramel! Oh, and that nuts position was not so much the Boston Crab, more like the Boston Clap.

[@Aslansfriend2]

that technique is call the "ass clap get pegged 5000"

[@tube4Thabor]

I think I'm going to go with "The Wishbone Recliner"

[@kylelingol3805]

I dub the technique, the Lawn Chair!

[@cheapknight1293]

I would call that technique the Brown Bean knockout

[@CombatSelfDefense]

Call it the “no-no-plata”

[@zaloserrano]

A reverse triangle ear muffs