The Vote Tory Rap (UK General Election 2024)

[@jblen]

When I saw this I was like 'this better be satire, I don't even want to give them my view otherwise'. Thankfully we're safe. No tory has bars like that.

[@m.fraguelaxd2546]

Wowza well, if it's The Batter from Off endorsed!

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[@tableface77]

Hahaha. I was thinking exactly the same- (hovers over play apprehensively)

[@Channel507]

wy

[@helpfulapple3125]

What about Kanye?

[@ivorycxxxx]

‘He’s not a racist he just wants reform’ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@PartizanUprising]

Absolutely top tier line

[@TheyreBetterDry]

Nigel Farage core

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

Racist Reform.

[@Notapizzathief]

Oh oh I just got it

[@j-Gappy-h]

Reform party type beat 🔥

[@noonoo8885]

"For people of colour and normal people too" lmaooooo My day has been blessed by this on my feed

[@DJYunkHank]

stolen from Man City Manager Pep Guardiola

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@jonnyw819]

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[@nachovyofficial]

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[@jae2O]

Bro dropping bars whilst looking like Jacob Reese Mogg

[@jessroffey]

He got his nanny to help him write the fast parts

[@chrisbarnes3660]

He puts the OG into Jacob Rees Mogg

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

That is incredibly rude- you had better apologise

[@Dubstepper]

thats wild

[@Francium87223]

DAMN!

[@Arthurnate]

"Funded by eeeuuuuuhh.." lmao

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@WinXPsp.3]

Ewwwwww

[@TheUKNutter]

By who?

[@Yeneney]

"they gave us brexit which has gone rEally well" 😭

[@h0td0gwater]

perfectly timed voice crack

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[@milliegirl2005]

Amazing

[@charlottescrafts]

No wait, this is Keir Starmer's. Chef's kiss

[@azzarudders]

amazing

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

@@Jonathan.-bi3cuIt is a joke so not all of them are true, but some are

[@shanesloth4419]

@@Anonyomus_commenter bot

[@RoamingAdhocrat]

it's funny because it's horrific (and true)

[@rileybanks1191]

if you don't laugh you'll cry

[@noonoo8885]

To be fair, I HAD forgotten about Liz Truss

[@alibushell6762]

Repression is generally what happens to massive trauma so you don't end up consciously thinking about it.

[@Fenic2980]

how? what

[@alibushell6762]

@@Fenic2980 I was making a joke - Truss is a national collective trauma

[@puddingloving]

Cabbage, Or was it a Lettuce ?

[@zhcultivator]

​​@@puddingloving lettuce.

[@tsundasphere]

this generates huge horrible histories energy

[@yeethittter1285]

Omg yeah. See this on Horrible Histories in 100 years when they cover the Tormenting Twenties

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

​@@yeethittter1285 do you think they'd mention Skibidi toilet

[@yeethittter1285]

@@bepisthescienceman4202 Only if that supposed movie actually comes out

[@Alan_Duval]

Horrible Histories or Rap Battles of History?

[@PaulA-hv4cd]

@@Alan_Duval Horrible Histories

[@markdinsdale4869]

Alternative pseudonyms: - Snoop Mogg - So Tory us B.I.G. - Public school Enemy

[@purp4168]

DJ BJ (But that only really worked when BJ was actually in charge)

[@TheDeeLarkin]

SoTORYus B.I.G. is fucking hilarious! I mean, Snoop Mogg is pretty funny too, tbh…. But B.I.G. really tickled me this dreary eve of democracy in action 😩🤞🏽😂

[@samuelpinder1215]

You mean private school? A public school is attended and funded by the public through tax

[@TheDeeLarkin]

@@samuelpinder1215 No, his use of ‘Public School’ is correct. In the UK, privately funded educational institutions are referred to as public schools. Schools like a typical local Comprehensive, the few remaining Grammar schools and even the newly formed Academies, funded through taxes are on the whole called ‘State Schools’… because they are run by the local authorities (within and on behalf of the state). It seems very backwards I know, but that is just the way it’s always been. I’ve forgotten why exactly, but a quick google search should give you the precise reasoning behind the madness! 😂

[@samuelpinder1215]

@@TheDeeLarkin I just call it public and private because its easier and makes more sense linguistically. However it's probably my autism wanting some form of logic lol

[@yeetus5046]

the start was subtle enough that i was honestly expecting you to be serious for the first 30 seconds or so lmao

[@curse6768]

He played us like a damn fiddle

[@wezen89]

Realistically I don't think that they would hire a "gangsta rapper"

[@bright0nsounds]

australian here. UK politics is fucking hysterical i loved this. other countries' shitshows are good for distracting us from our own garbage fires :)

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

As bad as it is in Oz & NZ we can always revel in & relish the fact that other places have it far worse. Even UK can sigh in relief that at least they're not the USA LOL

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

​@@KevinWarburton-tv2iy The UK is definitely doing much worse than the US, especially economically. And, what a strange philosophy to hold man.

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

UK is still the 6th biggest Economy in the world, 9th by purchasing power. UK does have a problem with Knife Crime but nowhere near the amount of US Gun Crime. UK has lots & lots of Metrics where it beats the USA LOL No, it's not a particularly strange philosophy to recognise that all things are relative & as bad as you think it is in your neck of the woods there is always somewhere else worse off. We tend to think things are bad in our room without actually touching grass to realise hey, things are nowhere near as bad here as they could be LOL. All I know Is I'd rather be here in Australasia than in both shitty UK & USA.

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

@@KevinWarburton-tv2iy >UK is still the 6th biggest Economy in the world, 9th by purchasing power. UK does have a problem with Knife Crime but nowhere near the amount of Gun Crime. UK has lots & lots of Metrics where it beats the USA LOL Yes, which was a drop from where it was in 2020 (5th largest). Since the end of the pandemic-induced economic crisis, financial forecasters have consistently reported that the UK will experience the slowest economic growth out of any other nation in G7 (BBC, "UK forecast for slowest growth of richest nations next year"). This is particularly important in terms of real wages, as American real wages saw a major boost, particularly for low-income workers (Joseph Politano, Apricitas Economics, "Are Real Wages Rising?"). In comparison, the UK's economy continues to stagnate, particularly in terms of productivity and employment (Joseph Politano, Apricitas Economics, "The UK's Stagnation"). The UK is facing many of the same crises that the US, particularly in the health and housing sectors, which in some ways has been more pronounced in the former. Finally, while I do agree that US gun violence is still a significant problem, these metrics alongside overall crime continue to decline significantly (Chandler Hall, Center of American Progress, "Early 2024 Data Show Promising Signs of Another Historic Decline in Gun Violence"). When your country would become as poor as Mississippi after removing your wealthiest region (London), I would consider it a major issue (John Burn-Murdoch, Financial Times, "Is Britain really as poor as Mississippi?"). >No, it's not a particularly strange philosophy to recognise that all things are relative & as bad as you think it is in your neck of the woods there is always somewhere else worse off. We tend to think things are bad in our room without actually touching grass to realise hey, things are nowhere near as bad here as they could be LOL. I think that it is fair to hold a preference about where you would like to be located on the basis of governance. However, it becomes a problem when it develops into a form of superiority complex, particularly against the people that live in the systems you view as worse off. >All I know Is I'd rather be here in Australasia than in both shitty UK & USA. And likewise, despite its problems, I'll always prefer to live in the USA than Australasia or the UK.

[@beans9288]

⁠@@IkeOkerekeNewsReally. Reaaaaaaaaaaally.

[@awppenheimer]

Thank god this is satire lol

[@Teqnifii]

God he fucking sounds the part though

[@nytemare5616]

What do you mean I only heard praise and love for our great Tory leaders

[@Timlagor]

I just wish Labour was actually going to improve anything

[@nytemare5616]

@@Timlagor things can only get better

[@Timlagor]

@@nytemare5616 If you actually believe that you're a fool

[@shbzywz]

"Thank the police" went over so many people's heads lmao that was genius

[@Manwithrizz]

what specifically

[@emilyscloset2648]

​@@Manwithrizz Straight outta Compton. There's a line f the police. Also ties in with the recent defund the police movement

[@TangerinoXD]

Im so hoping theres some tory watching this not realising its satire and just being like "YEAH WERE SO GREAT YEAH"

[@Neonskyes3]

I love the line “who’s to blame… ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS” instead of the tories lmao

[@outofideas42]

Somehow in a song about the million failures of the Tories, the slam on starmers at 4:50 hits the hardest

[@elliebingo]

Hey now to be fair, he's a Tory at heart too

[@steadyoneddie]

except, unlike most of the points made about the Tories, some of the points about Starmer weren't true (he doesn't support lower income tax for higher earners for example).

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

In fairness not all of the points are true. Many are, unfortunately, but the joke was is that actually is Rishi’s views- he was making the point that they are the same

[@4F0xSake]

@@elliebingo I mean the worst part is, he isn't, not saying he's some radical but this lurch to the right is him getting close to more power and being weak. And so like so many, now he just says whatever people tell him to say because they tell him that will guarantee his win.

[@20storiesunder]

@@steadyoneddie There's a fact sheet linked for each lyric

[@cnkaiser1]

That false rhyme with the no hopes or glories to ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! got me laughing 😂

[@benvel3392]

"Oh no wait... this is Keir Starmers" 😂😂😂

[@marcussheen]

The immigrants' children Suela/Pritti reference 👌

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[@aeiio8372]

I like how this has a dystopian feel, but a dystopia that is dying, with the singer panicking more and more. Also, unironically, this guy could do better than Sunak if he tried.

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

The amount of people who COULDN’T do better than Sunak can be counted by reform’s vote share

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

@@Anonyomus_commenter lol

[@Chaosgames96]

The only reason this hasn't gone viral is its title lmao, I hardly wanted to click it thinking it was not satire

[@hen-l]

I don't get it what is "satire"?

[@StreetCqt__]

@@hen-la joke :3

[@irxosm1]

@@StreetCqt__ :3

[@beans9288]

Yeah, this has been on my recommended since it came out and I never clicked on it until now. Figured it be satire, but there’s truth under the jokes, and I didnt fancy being miserable. Due to recent events I am already miserable so I figured might as well have a sick nasty beat to go with it

[@reiteration6273]

This is amazing. 🤣 Also, the "oh wait, this is Keir Starmer's" had me laughing. He's obviously the better choice, but yeah, definitely not perfect.

[@bigcapa1973]

he is the better choice, but that doesn't mean a whole lot anymore 😢

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

Honestly if Labour get a big enough majority the left of the party may be able to work with the SNP and Liberal Democrats to get actually good policy through

[@bigcapa1973]

@@Anonyomus_commenter Hopefully

[@ninjadudeofficial]

That aged well.

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

@@ninjadudeofficial It has. He was still obviously the better choice, but still not perfect. My comment didn’t given how badly the SNP did but hey, it was always a pipe dream.

[@HazelHollytide]

"If you've met a trans woman, which i never have" God thats painfully real

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

There are no Trans Women. Just men pretending to be Women. So in fact it's actually impossible to meet a Trans Woman. They're not real. just figments of peoples fevered imaginations.

[@RipePineapples]

@@KevinWarburton-tv2iy I've met several trans men and trans women, in fact, there are tons of trans people that post videos online, so there is, in fact, evidence for the existence of trans people.

[@Zombiemancz]

I met tons of old men with make up and bra nearby kindergartens.

[@RipePineapples]

@@Zombiemancz No, you haven't, you just like spreading misinformation so that you can fabricate a reason to punch down on the underprivileged. Let me guess, are they also eating the dogs?

[@gabrielreinalter2269]

​@@Zombiemancz Do you need to depend on stereotypical caricatures to make your point?

[@EvilGeniusHD]

Not gonna lie, you had me worried in the intro :D Absolutely killed it as always. This deserves to go viral :)

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[@misan2002]

Not enough of the general public have the ability to recognise this as satire

[@actionflower6706]

You are WORRIED that not everyone votes and thinks like you? Really?

[@misan2002]

@@actionflower6706 yes. Voting for tories after what they've done to the country is a sin

[@actionflower6706]

@@misan2002 Splendid! So you have it aaaalll figured out then? Right? You have a solution to all extant problems? No matter HOW difficult the problem you have the solution. FINAL solution too if you think about it long enough. If you listen carefully enough to what your friends on the marches are saying and what the direct implications of that are. Best not think too carefully about that eh? Best take no responsibility for what has happened, is happening, will happen to other people in consequence of your choices. YOU are without sin is the main thing. By their works shall ye know them…God’s elect. The Party. The Party line. You have the single answer to everything don’t you? My car insurance. The weather. Energy security and inflation and social housing and capital flight and F35 vs Astute vs Challenger vs land force numbers vs winter fuel payments vs NHS projections vs HS2 vs social security vs enough prison places to accommodate all the thought criminals like me vs solving the fusion power vs wind turbines vs fossil fuel from 3rd world murder factories. Your answer is:- level slanders suffixed with “ist” at my expense and ALL those problems will go away. Taking Israel of the map is seems like a partial solution along those lines eh? Probably NOT going to happen but you enjoy shouting about it to relieve your virtuous feelings and it’s not like you are doing any lrreversible HARM eh? Nothing that will get you personally harmed in the short term…other people..not your concern.

[@thetartanspartan01]

'He didn't hide in that fridge. He was just warm.' Had me falling on the floor laughing. :D

[@Theartistformallyknownasnog]

Given how shit the last 14 years have been I cant fathom how anyone could still vote tory this election.

[@Sootielove]

Who would look at our past 5 prime ministers and think "maybe they just need another go at it?"

[@magictoffee7066]

@@Sootielove Insanity, literally.

[@lbunnygordon1133]

Because they re thick and selfish here

[@jacoL8]

ok the keir starmer bit was amazing 😭... guys I think we're fucked

[@BubblegumStudiosOfficial]

Yeah but don’t worry! If your an immigrant then you’ll be shipped off to Rwanda.

[@rationalroundhead6739]

Vote Lib Dem or Green. Labours going to get in whatever we do; they need a left opposition keeping them from veering gammonward.

[@20storiesunder]

@@rationalroundhead6739 Greens have lost the plot a bit, they are approaching reform levels of candidates being a bit mad.

[@lordbaconn6591]

Lib dem seems like the best option, but I will not vote for them because tactically they are not the candidate most likely to get the tories out in my area.

[@rationalroundhead6739]

@@20storiesunder I don’t know of any incidents you could be referring to, so I can’t really speak on that. I do know that there’s only 4 candidates we need to be concerned about this election; Brighton Pavilion, Waveney Valley, North Herefordshire and Bristol Central- because those are the seats that the polls give them a good chance of winning so they’re the 4 seats they’re actually campaigning in. I’d prefer those seats go to them, rather than Labour or Tory competition; & I’d prefer a stronger left wing turnout overall.

[@Hakaimono]

And who's to blame? *A pause long enough for everyone to fill in "The Tories"* Illegal immigrants

[@antimatterg]

THE AUTOMATED PLAYERS I PROCLAIM-

[@NovaScotiaTheCat]

"And pledges that don't legally have to happen....."😂😂😂😂

[@ghosti287]

honestly cathartic to hear so much of the frustration summated so well. honestly amazing haha

[@SouthsideWilly]

MC Hammersmith for Prime Minister 👊😎

[@ThePseudologist]

It'll happen eventually, they're letting everyone have a go at being tory leader

[@wythes.]

Some history teacher will probably play this video in 50 years

[@SeñorSFH]

Bro dissed reform labour and the tories while spitting bars. So who do we vote for? Niko omilana?

[@LOLE_Editz]

He was on a Beta Squad video as well that's how I found him

[@000-chatGPT]

lib dem

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

Lib Dem, although by the sound of his tone in the annotated lyrics (see description) he seems like a SNP supporter (he lives in Edinburgh)

[@XiRevsGD]

Greens

[@Abominatrix650]

This is fucking stupendous. It's like if Jonathan Pie and Dan Bull had a collab! Thank you, you have opened my eyes! I will vote (DAMN NEAR ANY-FUCKING-ONE BUT) Tory!

[@vickyrobinson659]

Not reform please.

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

@@vickyrobinson659hence the near

[@Abominatrix650]

@@vickyrobinson659 Don't worry, I won't

[@TTheLemon]

That voting record bit was amazing 😂 vote green 💚

[@Jonathan.-bi3cu]

Love the greens, but from what I've read that voting record bit is in some cases cherrypicked and other cases completely wrong

[@TTheLemon]

@@Jonathan.-bi3cu Honestly I'm not surprised, it did sound a bit harsh, but it's undeniable that Labour has swung to the right under Kier and he's scrapped almost all the left wing policies he won the leadership election on. Labour are going to win a landslide regardless so we might as well vote green to show them their support from progressives isn't unconditional.

[@gregoryclark8217]

Vote tactically, which occasionally does mean green.

[@h0td0gwater]

@@gregoryclark8217 My tactical vote to keep tories & reform out is a very niche local right wing party. Tactical voting isn't always the answer. I won't vote any right wing party and if my vote means nothing here, anyway, I might as well vote who I want.

[@SexKing-hj9nv]

Vote litteraly anything else other than green, they are woke loonines with zero economic understanding, or understanding of anything tbh

[@daiMac_]

This would be so funny... if I didn't live in the UK. Good work

[@alphasaft2130]

"The Tories can't be antisemitic when it's recognized, they've sent like half a billion pounds to finance Israel's genoci-" got me dying

[@joshuaboland-burrell7284]

MC Hammersmith's Magnum Opus

[@charlielittlechild]

Okay but the backing music actually slaps. The top tier satire is just the cherry on top

[@rikdesmit]

''Funded by eeeeeeuuuuuuuhhhhhhh'',sounds like the current Dutch parliament

[@Arwen-ik7mv]

So real :’)

[@Knightly_Mapping]

and france also

[@fidget18s48]

‘People of colour and normal people too’. Bloody hell, you’re brave with that line.

[@kashigata]

Love the production qualities in this stellar work, Mr Hammersmith ❤❤❤

[@Cibrii]

3:52 As a trans girl I can confirm it's a very good and smart idea to completely ignore our identity and put us with a bunch of people who will likely attack us for our identity.

[@gdwe1831]

Grow the fuck up.

[@the_legendary_fire]

Don't worry about the people replying to you, they're random strangers who have never met you, so they can't really make any meaningful insults

[@Sovereign2471]

As another transfem, God I hate this country-

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

​@@harrypage3716if I said they're a minor would that make you interested? 😂😂😂

[@gamingandchess]

​@@mallardofmodernia8092 😭

[@RolandTFlakfizer]

John Oliver is full of surprises! ;)

[@20storiesunder]

This is the British John Oliver. Wait...

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

This is definitely something he would do.

[@scoutintime]

the "like liz truss did" part reminded me of when my conservative classmate was outraged that labour won. he was talking about how labour would ruin the country and every point he mentioned i just thought (in Hammersmith's voice) "like liz truss did"

[@weswheel4834]

"Food banks austerity, no hopes or glories; And who's to blame? ...Illegal immigrants." :D I like what you did there.

[@seanhartnett79]

Yep, and tories rhyme with glories.

[@_ayohee]

Commenting for engagement. This is impeccable satire, good work

[@Tcoc11]

Kendrick got some competition...

[@haha2134]

"Funded by UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the quote of the Tory government right there

[@Yonkunderscore]

This needs to go viral

[@unnamedracer9757]

As an American, there’s quite a lot of similarities here.

[@20storiesunder]

But also a ton of differences. Alot of the stuff the tories do are based on playbooks written in the US and while they did alot of damage alot of it just doesn't work here - too different of a culture...so far.

[@georgehh2574]

Similar but different. There are a lot of stupid people in the UK, but generally speaking there is less tribalism and more cynicism. Most of the population are cynical about our politicians, and won't necessarily always back a candidate because they belong to a party, despite their ideology (e.g. conservative voters moving to ReformUK, or labour voters moving to greens). Most do follow any party lines but there is enough of the population that doesn't. This means that things will always swing the other way after a while. America also has political institutions and electoral structures that are rigid and prevent any meaningful change from happening.

[@Jaguar_Avro]

@@georgehh2574 I agree completely other than Labour voters moving to Greens. The Lib Dems have had a recent spike while Labour has dropped a few points so I think its Labour Lib Dems instead of Greens probably because The Lib Dems are further left than Labour but not as extreme as the Greens.

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@georgehh2574 I think as long as we have this stupid 2 party system we'll be near indistinguishable though. Politically anyway. I mean it's nice that some constituencies back up their local MP who's a proper fella and get a seat for a Lib Dem or a Green but at the end of the day the Tories and Labour that have most of the seats will just shout over them and most of the population are forced to pick which of them they'd prefer to do the loudest shouting. Or at least hedge the bets against which of the two they would prefer shout a bit quieter.

[@keithdavis938]

UK: "Are you two really the best we've got to be the next prime minister of our great country?" USA: hold my beer

[@mr.atomiceditz]

3:51 MY FAVORITE VERSE THAT VIOLATION GOES CRAZY

[@MossiesWay]

1:56 Unironically one of the smartest bars I think I've ever heard!

[@CommanderCoryNW]

I'm not even British but this was a banger

[@Ethan-Entah]

Was worried for the 1st 30-40 seconds. Not because I thought this was an actual Tory propaganda piece, but the intro was so disrespectful to hip-hop for a moment you still made me question if it was a character or not.

[@Benwut]

Bro, my dad literally would support every aspect of this. He threatened to disown me if I didn't enlist after highschool cos I "Need to show my loyalty to [king] and country" as if it's WW2 and he thinks i'm a fucking german spy, but luckily my mum was able to talk sense into him.

[@seanhartnett79]

I wanted to enlist in America’s military but with how bad the Middle East is. And all the exemption rules I cannot.

[@cozytong]

3:24 it's actually impressive how this immediately made me hear in my head "the fucking Tories"

[@jetsflyingoffatrain4338]

5:05 The leaked footage of the Labour MP saying the Cons and Labour were working together to generate fear around indy really adds to this bar. Sounds amazing, great work!

[@Valorantplayer2727]

It came out that he was an actor I'm quite sure

[@CrackaPackify]

​@@Valorantplayer2727have you a source for that?

[@Altoar]

The what? You making this up?

[@Valorantplayer2727]

@@Altoar it happened the guy they hired had worked for channel 4 before niguel farage made a video going over it

[@Valorantplayer2727]

@CrackaPackify the guy has a website where he promotes his acting services.... Also something abt he plays the rough mafia type a lot

[@MultiClassGeek]

“Defence Operations” JFC, lad, you didn’t have to go that hard (Actually, let’s be real, you did)

[@jacobshowtotips]

If we're being honest, in the last 14 years, certain problems in the British Isles have appeared. Cost of Living Crisis, Health inequalities, 700000 more kids live in poverty. Shortage of housing, National debt's greater, NHS watiing lists have tripled since Labour! Food banks, austerities, no hopes or glories and who's to blame? ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! the pause at the end when he realizes the answer is Tory and has to change it is fucking hilarious lmao absolute bars

[@uta9944]

2:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "genoci- DEFENCE OPERATION!"

[@ProfessionalCyberbully]

Better than killing kids (Palestine does this, which a big bad thing)

[@python1972]

​@@ProfessionalCyberbullySo's Israel

[@ProfessionalCyberbully]

@@python1972 no. I dont really like nazis but you do you I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@booomintunes]

2:56 you mean?

[@ranbs2h]

People of color... And normal people too 😂 killed me. It's so accurate to how racism manifest in the UK

[@TotoDG]

This is as close to supporting a Tory as I have ever been.

[@Lord_Skittles]

That was the most Tory “Yo” at the start 😂

[@timber9730]

I discovered your channel after watching a beta squad video and im so happy I did, this is funny true and just very well put together. You definately deserve more views and subscibers!

[@I-OGameDev]

bro really just hit the double time triplet flow 4:20

[@thejourneyinggamer]

you completely had me to begin with, i havnt laughed so hard in ages. Thank you so mcuh x

[@brettjohnson9453]

This is gold mate, though I was hoping you'd rap one of those "this ad was authorized" style outros

[@trinitycordrey]

As a trans woman i can say i absolutely dont experiance hate at all, nope, not me, i dont have slurs yelled at me in the street, no-siree

[@Okami_HD]

2D > 214S, 214K~j.D should safe jump the slurs, hope this helps

[@dolcethesmorse1890]

Holy heck this is just fricken GREAT! Absolutely fantastic wordplay and jokes and love the Anthem as the music. Fantastic work mate

[@StreetCqt__]

does anyone else call rishi sunak rusty shoerack? Alot of people in my area call him that and i want to know how far that has spread

[@Xeorboom]

well I am now

[@jackmeddows-taylor1503]

the cut off from party like its lockdown was beautiful

[@agentsmith3142]

At first, I worried this was pro-Tory. Then, when I realised it wasn't, I worried it was pro-Labour. Thankfully it's neither :) Really good video

[@Schwitzig996]

British political rap is my fave hiphop genre!

[@Spideywebz73]

"Funded by AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Comedy gold. This has really cheered up my day.

[@aquathelynx962]

smiling at the newspaper during the increased poverty line is so well on the nose

[@Mathijs_A]

over 300 likes with just 1100 views. This guy's going places

[@studypug7244]

You are actually so talented! Such a blast listening to this!

[@ItsyMangomixx]

A RAPPER WHO SPEAKS FOR THE PEOPLE ‼‼🗣🗣

[@ItsyMangomixx]

That's what I'm saying man!

[@ENFIELDace]

These bars are immense, had to listen a few times before I caught the Braverman and Patel line. Keep going bud!

[@Atlas-Struggled]

Thank you, MC Hammersmith! This absolutely made my day

[@Tpkuk]

Haha the Keir Starmer bit is mint, we’re screwed

[@mrTank42]

can we get an instrumental version? this beat is CRAZY FIRE!!!!

[@Prod_by_proto]

I think the title is limiting this video's reach. the only reason I clicked on it is because I use a browser extension that has community submitted titles and thumbnails (using frames from the video)

[@devononair]

HARD YES. Thanks for sticking up for trans people

[@thenextlevel123]

You are seriously talented, word play is s tier, well done man.

[@itsChaseAus]

I don't know how many times I've listened to this-

[@tarashek7865]

Average labour voter

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

@@tarashek7865It literally attacks Starmer for an entire verse Wdym

[@jamielockdown]

Earned a like with that Starmer bar!

[@GeorgiaLambkin]

The one thing I will give the Tories is that they're still better than Reform. On the note of Tory tax cuts with no plans to fund it, Reform's list of tax deductions and removals is just so so long. Reform's policies are basically just a more extreme version of Conservative policies which are already pretty bad.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Reform is just a tory rebrand for their most racist members.

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

Being better than fascists isn’t a great endorsement, but it’s worryingly how many places that is THE key endorsement

[@GeorgiaLambkin]

@@Anonyomus_commenter The bar is so incredibly low but modern parties will either limbo beneath with room to spare or graze themselves by going over.

[@kongdragon4364]

As an American I love looking at British politics every once and a while lol

[@chrisbarnes3660]

We’d all like to forget Liz Truss 😂

[@KBH1128]

This video seems to have a reasonable budget. (Which is more than can be said about recent governments)

[@anrisak2596]

My goodness, I laughed my ass off, and I´m Slovak not British. Never been more glad I have been learning English for 12 years :-DDDDDDDD

[@Kwisbyfwy223]

'Forget liz Truss' - dude that's not hard

[@enigmabodylanguage]

Bro can we get an instrumental? This track is sick!

[@oot2380]

as a trans girl you’ve convinced me ill vote conservative next election :D

[@irxosm1]

same! :D

[@oot2380]

@@irxosm1 B)

[@DownOnFascinationStreet]

grrr! you'll always be a woman! *insert bigoted stuff* *insert misogynistic/toxic masculinity stuff*

[@queerredguard]

Lol it's funny cause both parties want y'all dead (I said y'all cause luckily I'm not from terf island)

[@oot2380]

@@queerredguard and this is why I’m a red lol

[@03019a]

3:26 it' very brilliant, I neveer know the audience is able to complete the rhyme in their hear

[@recklessroges]

Whickkke'ed phat beetz from MC Hammersmith.

[@TristanWilkinson-i2k]

Legend... hilarious, witty and intelligent, probably the best UK rapper ever! 💯