If Eminem Was English

[@turnerd20]

out of nowhere youtube recommends this masterpiece

[@Makeitmakepence]

The Algorithms is finally working in our favour!!!!

[@JERDN]

This!

[@AlThurayya7]

Lol same, just got this even tho it's 3 years old xD

[@wafudave6041]

ditto

[@NottTheodoreable]

For real, just popped up now for me even though I watch loads of comedy music based stuff. Unexpectedly good work KZbin! 😂

[@cristianmatyus6682]

“Will Smith don’t gotta cuss for his raps to sell records. Understandable, I’ll try to do it less.” Fucking gold.

[@amyhaych526]

Huh, will smith raps? Why do i keep seeing this but i ain't heard shit from will smith, or are we talking back in the days of the Men in Black?

[@arden6665]

​@amyhaych526 ask Harry he will explain 😂

[@user-kr6vl5ky2h]

​@@amyhaych526 even before the MIB days!

[@wolviespartan]

Just like Will Smith this rap slaps!

[@alexisgrey3633]

Everyone acts like English people are so polite, nah we cuss way more than Americans, including on TV.

[@bollywongaloid]

‘I’m the natural remedy, Holland and Barrett’ was a bar😂

[@Foodsrme]

That bar was cold 🥶 surprised it hasn’t been used before in raps songs

[@tonyguidal2075]

'I'm seeing quality dip, like the M&S homous range'...fucking hell 🤣🤣

[@Micara22]

There Greg's on his sweater already mom spaghetti

[@alch3mi5t.]

I know right!!! 😂😂

[@IHaveAWeaponArsenal]

The DFS sale line was too relatable

[@Donna-JayneAngel1989]

That sale is still going strong after so many years! 💪😂

[@MissLilyputt]

I’m not English so I was surprised at how many references I actually understood. Fantastic rapping too.

[@adambier2415]

Same. This rap gave me so many different feels. Including “how did I actually know that reference?” Lol

[@GameBoiFish]

I get all of the jokes 😂😂😂

[@amyhaych526]

@@MissLilyputt i just went to like this comment and realised I've already liked it 😅 I've been speaking to an American girl who was dating my no longer English friend (he's still English just not my friend lol} and i wasn't sure how much of our lingo she would understand so i tried not to speak in slang and even used American words like garbage 😅 i gotta keep it standard when commenting on KZbin because people really do be commenting on here all around the world 😀

[@smashthebutton]

Eminem needs to see this.

[@D4n1t0o]

But he wouldn't get half the references, with them being so specifically British 'xD

[@smashthebutton]

@@D4n1t0o I don't know, I'm sure ish, he'd get most of the references from the tone of the song, and imagery in the video. Plus his knowledge base is vast, as evidenced in his own tracks. If not, I'm sure Ed Sheeran will fill in the blanks.

[@noelwhyte9834]

Honestly I'm sure he's seen it already

[@dmckim1977]

I'll send it to him

[@elatiamanion5808]

Yes

[@LXTstudio]

I died when the EastEnders drums dropped 🤣

[@masonharvey2324]

127 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that 😂

[@sclob6]

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[@mdmconstruction]

Was just bout to comment that 😂

[@deanalford8417]

East Benders,

[@danielf1833]

​@@masonharvey2324well theres nothing to add to their comment, I dont see why thats a problem

[@vipersnakegamer5081]

The EastEnders intro im dead💀3:06

[@wraydan8908]

I truly hate the algorithm. You deserve FAR more viewers.

[@noahmusicstuff]

Fr I never get views for original content I just reuploaded a meme and it had 170 views already

[@SpuddRecordsMusic]

​@@noahmusicstuffikr fax

[@noahmusicstuff]

@@SpuddRecordsMusic Now it has 2k views

[@SpuddRecordsMusic]

@@noahmusicstuff 🤦 I'll never understand the algorithm

[@noahmusicstuff]

@@SpuddRecordsMusic ikr

[@jackpower4457]

Here is a comprehensive explanation of all the lingo and references: Verse 1: -Chunder = vomit -Jumper = sweater -Shepherd's pie = traditional meat pie with mashed potato top -...wrong song.= Previous lines are a reference to the opening verse of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. -Henry Hoover = A vacuum cleaner brand with a red face on it. -Distinct, like hot and cold taps = In the UK, hot and cold taps are almost always seperate. -A slightly sunny day = England is famous for its lack of sun -Calpol = a liquid purple-coloured painkiller -Metropolitan Line = a London underground line shown as purple on the tube map. -National Trust = charity which preserves wild places -M&S = Marks & Spencer, a very middle class supermarket. Middle class in the UK means rich but usually still working. -Holland and Barrett = chain health food store -Apple crumble = traditional baked dish of stewed fruit covered in 'crumble' topping -Flat = apartment/unit -Wheelie bin = wheeled trash can Verse 2: -On the sauce = drunk -Sports direct mug = These mugs were given out for free or £1 by one of the largest sports retailers in the UK. -Wad = cash -HMRC = Tax collectors -Bird = woman -Louder than the ice cream van = ice cream vans play loud music to attract customers -Dixons = electronics retailer -DFS Sale = furniture retailer that always have a sale on. -M6 = A motorway(expressway) -Billie Piper = English actress famous for her role in Doctor Who -Kriss Akabusi = English track and field olympic medalist -Shrewsbury = English town over 40km from the M6 -Little Chef = chain restaurant found along major roads -Ratatouille = Movie where a rat becomes a chef -Bloody Pub = bloody is a light cuss to add emphasis, pub is a bar. -Spoons = Wetherspoons, chain pub -Curry club = A set of curry meals offered by Wetherspoons -Grub = food -Toasted = high on marijuana -Cheeky half = cheeky means done unplanned and with a little self-indulgence, half is a half pint of beer -Lembit Öpik = former British politician who dated one of the Cheeky Girls, a twin sister pop group. -Sesh = session of intoxication -Ledge = legend, great person -Pledge = cleaning product huffed to get high -Greggs = mostly savoury bakery chain -Fenton! = in a 2011 viral video, a dog named Fenton runs after some deer while it's owner yells Fenton! repeatedly. Verse 3: -Leaves on the line = a common reason for train delays in the UK. -Ordinance survey = National UK mapping agency -Chuckle Brothers = kids TV show with slapstick ladder humour -Shredding singles = single trip paper tickets(singles) are shredded by conductors when they are checked. -Blackberry squash = blackberry cordial -Happy slapping = hitting someone and recording it for posting to social media -Slag off = insult someone -Carol Vorderman = co-host of the game show Countdown, which involved anagram puzzles -Dennis Waterman = English actor known for tough-guy leading roles -Orpington = middle class suburb of London -Collie = marijuana -Voddy = vodka -kissin' Holly = may refer to 2002 song Kiss Kiss by Holly Valance -floppy = flaccid penis -johnny = toilet -Mr Blobby = A clumsy, weird-looking TV mascot-like character -Molly = MDMA, a drug often snorted -Showaddywaddy = English cover band -Saab = brand of car -British Politicians: --Dominic Raab = Deputy Prime Minister --Nicholas Soames = former Minister of State for the Armed Forces --Jeremy Hunt = Chair of the Health and Social Care Select Committee --Michael Gove = Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities --Ed Balls = Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families -Wellington = high waterproof boots made of rudder

[@mooshboosh4770]

I rarely sign-in but did so just to thank and applaud you, Jack. Good work!

[@ComChiefRadFox]

So comprehensive that every1 is likely to lurn something if they read it. I won't knok u for being thorough but I think middle class is a universally defined English language term that all English speakers with the internet already know. Noticed he'd said Mandy from your list, seems American to me, my mates all say Mandy(from MDMA)

[@Kyrelel]

...made of rudder !?

[@godfreyleitch9999]

You are the word god😂😂😂

[@jasmine66666666]

Actually the cat in the wheelie bin is about the old ladie who was on the news walking past a garden and throws the cat into the wheelie bin if your from northeast uk u know it hahahaha

[@philistine3260]

Somehow you look nothing like eminem and like eminem at the same time

[@Levakon]

He’s like a mix between Penn Badgley and Eminem

[@ComChiefRadFox]

He commits with an intense look in the eyes

[@Sos4R4y]

​@@Levakondamn I was thinking the same thing haha

[@iTammy]

Right??????? 😀😀😀

[@a1white]

Quality dips like the m&s hummus range 😂

[@Dino-Nerd_E750]

The fact he didn't stumble on that fast part!

[@TheBanana93]

I imagine it was take 150 haha not to berate him that shits hard!

[@Dino-Nerd_E750]

@@TheBanana93 yeah!

[@BrugersUK]

Would have done it at normal speed and it was just up-tempo'd, I'd imagine. There's not many rappers who can genuinely spit as fast as they do in their music.

[@Dino-Nerd_E750]

@@BrugersUK maybe

[@yamabamlo]

How am I only *NOW* seeing this, 10/10 Gold. This is why music was invented and why KZbin exists.

[@justas423]

This has so many specific english references. Very enjoyable.

[@paulmckernan7518]

OH MY GOD I HAVE JUST LAIGHED OUT LOUD ON MY OWN IN MY.HOUSE. THE 'TRADERS NEED ACCESS TO DIXONS' BAR WAS PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS. Alan partridge reference

[@A.M.C-Yt]

Saw this guy live at a comedy night. Absolute genius

[@Rubyorado]

Why has KZbin only just recommended this to me now 😫 this is absolutely hilarious 😆 thank you for cheering me up tonight ❤

[@jaredikin455]

The Fenton bit got me holy shit

[@jaywatsonWHU1895]

Loved you getting the EastEnders 'doofs' in whilst jumping to ask the different shops 😅

[@andrewmills3732]

Just found this. Brilliant, absolute gold.

[@deemybutt]

This has to be worth a Blue Peter badge

[@The-Mstr-Pook]

This just randomly popped up on my KZbin timeline in 2024 and I'm really glad I checked it out.

[@EggPotionFilms]

The rule brittania 😂 this is so well made

[@DStringzzZ]

So good. So English. My favourite lines: "My flow is distinct, like hot and cold taps" "That's hard to say, like Wostershire Sause" "I'll put a lid on them, like a cat in a wheelie bin" "She got me even harder than the Time's cross word" "She had a large cup size, like a Sports Direct Mug" "I heard her coming louder than the ice cream van" "I last even longer than the DFS sale" "Stop you in your tracks, like leaves on the line"

[@monamohammad3494]

Not a single honorable mention for the double decker bus ! 😂

[@LONDONXEDITZ]

0:30 We goin to Aldgate wit dis one 🔥

[@RiceFarmer9]

3:06 BRO THE EASTENDERS INTRO WAS PERFECT

[@spabbit]

You are f*cking brilliant, that what you are :)

[@nifur444]

this is amazing, support from hammersmith 😂

[@imranenglish]

“It’s not for everyone.” 😂

[@bishton]

"I last longer than the DFS sale"

[@luke-u1y]

this should be more popular

[@eido4889]

What a recommendation looool

[@NotoriousBOB]

Love this. Please do a rap about competitive eating. Beard Meats Food and Leah Shutkever are stars in the UK.

[@ianroberts8249]

So I guess you'll be in that video too then!!

[@triztenklk]

Yes Bob. Big in the game

[@SYDAXARO]

"Chuggin on that purple like the metropolitan line"

[@WBTS]

"I conserve more green than the National Trust." Absolutely genius

[@germanaisacco3307]

Brilliant on so many levels! Thank-you for producing such great quality!

[@hwangology]

bro brought everything from his house with him 😂

[@McNultoid]

That Eastenders drop though!

[@altuervo]

I didn't realise how much English Eminem would sound like w2s before today (specifically 1:29)

[@craigmason-scarsbrook8111]

Amount of little British things in this only British people would know is truly amazing

[@bengolious]

Is that English, Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish? They not like us.

[@kyledouglass5078]

So glad Fenton got a shoutout.

[@markwhitehouse3355]

Large cup size like a sports direct mug that shit took me the fk out 🤣

[@balistikanimations]

0:56 “that’s hard to say like Worcester sauce”

[@MaccaOJ]

The riff being Rule Britannia is hilarious lol

[@tonygarratt5832]

Bro that shizzle is da bomb. Erm, I mean. Jolly good representation of an established artist who has gained much critical and commercial success. A veritable masterclass of rhythmically accentuated poetry in concert with cultural references that make for a superb example of the artform.

[@foxtango3862]

Who else is here from Philip Defranco secret link?

[@adambier2415]

Sup! You beautiful bastard.

[@OtakuTracks101]

What's that?

[@freaksh0560]

Can someone explain?

[@foxtango3862]

​@@freaksh0560@freaksh0560 The news/commentator @phillyD used to have "secret links" in his video descriptions to drive traffic to small KZbinrs or funny videos that would just make you smile after watching his videos (which generally highlighted some hard news issues of the day). Hope that helped. I have not seen this video in 3 years and for the weird news I've see today it made me smile again.

[@foxtango3862]

@@OtakuTracks101 The news/commentator @phillyD used to have "secret links" in his video descriptions to drive traffic to small KZbinrs or funny videos that would just make you smile after watching his videos (which generally highlighted some hard news issues of the day). Hope that helped. I have not seen this video in 3 years and for the weird news I've see today it made me smile again.

[@preciousamaechi689]

Man the English references are so dope

[@kellyhawkes3191]

You don't know how glad I am you said fishing forecast, most treasured British thing ever ! 😁

[@EmmaVB82]

You typoed “shipping” as “fishing”! 😂 (But obvs I knew what you meant!)

[@JuneYjune]

Your Fringe show in Edinburgh was really good!! Good luck with the tour!

[@sneezedebris6481]

"Access to Dixons" is presumably a nod to the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre.

[@LovenArtiste]

Omg. The wordplay 🔥👏

[@VynZography]

Omg this just got better and better as it went on.

[@MrPWMallory]

That was awesome! Thanks to TPDF for sending this way!

[@trapitao1210]

The Fenton reference was incredible

[@fribiesdi]

Dude, the speedflow really proved your point, you can rap.

[@King_Boo1779]

I'm a simple man. I see a Greggs in the thumbnail, I click

[@Kington99]

Top quality Partridge reference snuck in there

[@richierottweiler923]

Kris Akabusi… Ha ha ha ha ha!!! This is the motherfucking madnote

[@wo0dy]

cat in the bin is a massive throw back... why is youtube pushing this video now lol ? fair play

[@AdeOsinowo]

I'm hooked. This man's got savage Bars & he acknowledges your feelings with an apology. 😂😂

[@KumoriOfficial1]

"i conserve more green than the national trust" bro i can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@d-boi9785]

"I preserve more green than the national trust" 🔥🔥🔥

[@jennie-leehunt2454]

Where’s this been hiding? Bloody brilliant

[@Gundamuk]

Top stuff Hammersmith, you're a marvellous rapping chap

[@hw9888]

Wow this was amazing, how am I only seeing this now!!

[@TheBurninghedge]

Masterpiece. Thank you.

[@FroggoFroggoAnimations]

I’m Scottish and I can still relate to most of this

[@psychedelikchameleon]

The "Rule Brittania" tune underneath all the way through 😅 Heh heh the sports direct mug 😂

[@bowman118]

why am i just being recommended this now lol, quality

[@pnutleighrobertson870]

Sheer brilliance

[@petor95]

Eminem must see this ... Then do a UK tour with remakes of all his songs 😂

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

How hasn’t this gone viral?

[@simonmakinde230392]

Is it bad killing rappers with no look of remorse? That’s hard to say like Worcestershire sauce. 🤣🤣

[@pheasantsgameutopia]

Access to Dixons! Partridge Squad

[@S4IF616]

This going to blow-up someday

[@BirksyChillz]

We gonna make it out dah hood with this one 🔥🔥

[@terrywilkinson809]

Hilarious! "I turned and ran for dear life like FENTON" 🤣🤣🤣

[@David-ds4mt]

You said Worcestershire very smoothly, that’s talent

[@mlsanders4800]

He made a rookie error though. It's only pronounced Worcestershire when talking about the county, but when talking about the sauce, the 'shire' suffix is silent ;)

[@Nuan07]

That was quite possibly one of the funniest songs I've heard since Jon lajoie. 🤣

[@MsSteelphoenix]

Excellent work, old chap! Top bean!

[@Sorchestral]

"FENTON" so british

[@marklfreitas]

Love it, ya never disappoint

[@DJNickyB]

Not sure how I've only just seen this, but this is absolutely outstanding! The Eastenders drum drop was a touch of platinum class. ❤️

[@Ar1a_Jar1a]

The Eastenders theme got me X-X

[@jujutrini8412]

Well done sir! 👏👏👏

[@danielwatch]

this is extremely underrated . impeccable song

[@Dan-Simms]

Bloody amazing, good job mate!

[@Fnclips42]

0:30 we be chuggin on that purple

[@jayuk8]

Quality mate quality 😂

[@joem05]

When the duff duff happened though xD

[@MatthewBowman-h6s]

Fucking amazing!

[@Nightmare-im9sk]

This guy's a bloody legend!🤣🤣🤣

[@oliverstaunton10]

Amazing!

[@gratitudemodestyhonesty]

Defranco fam coming through

[@wezen89]

M&S Hummus Range is fire

[@adnaanu]

MC Hammersmith should have filmed it on Hammersmith Bridge

[@Rhyddid_tan]

Praise be to the almighty algorithm. Exceedingly good rapping Mr Hammersmith