ME vs. PEWDIEPIE in Minecraft...

During the second week of Minecraft Mondays I blew up Pewdiepie
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I blew up Pewdiepie in Minecraft...
#pewdiepie #minecraft

[@jschlattLIVE]

can you hear me? what happened?

[@Fenbi]

jschlattLIVE dick and balls

[@skilletlord3800]

*reverse card* Balls and dick

[@V0RTA]

Stal plays

[@Cabesandia]

Would you like to buy my wares?

[@salvolcano8842]

dick and balls

[@sarahlin6600]

as cooper so eloquently put it, youtubers like Ninja dont understand Carson’s humor because Carson is a human shitpost

[@noivern2315]

Makes too much sense

[@Donikin]

I understand Carson’s humor, Did I want to? no

[@funkyduckie8347]

@@Donikin You didn't want to then.

[@bikk7782]

Would you like to buy my wares?

[@funkyduckie8347]

@@bikk7782 Buy my wares!

[@jjju3]

"You can't say that bro!" "He's gay." *_"WHAT?"_*

[@p1nstark]

You never played tuber simulator??!!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

like arin said, who knows what cpould happen to his body, he might gay

[@DogeGamer-xt2ur]

You know it’s fun right?

[@eggsnbroccoli5367]

B-atiful! Yeas they said that nobody cares

[@fatboytali]

AWOO?

[@cxstielic]

the fear in carson’s eyes when he heard “what are you doing step bro” and you can clearly see he changed his tab by the shadow on his face, interesting...

[@ΞξξΞξξ-ω8κ]

timecode plz

[@yuh-hx5kq]

@@yeet4846 God damnit

[@gagne6928]

I would too even if i had normal tabs open

[@normalguycraig]

@@Luke_Ludicrous I'm pretty sure a fair amount of people do

[@AtE1600]

He was prob checking dicsord

[@windykar3705]

Everybody gangsta til Carson and Jschlatt pulls out the soundboard

[@DaPotato6996]

windy kar question is where they get it?

[@xwadffdsdffdsfsdsdf]

what is the soundboard?

[@bor3dandsadn3ss30]

Emits Filthy Frank Enegry

[@johnbrown9508]

@Michel Banès ahahahahHHahahahahahahah

[@saintjhon4294]

That was the best bit. They were so confused. 🤣

[@azalezthed-weeb9056]

5:00 Two men with schizophrenia try attacking their bullies who don't exist.

[@lukeh9300]

*HaaA LOL*

[@mini_mozzer]

lmao

[@cornyoda9951]

Luke Playz -YT- LOL FUN E MOMENT

[@gabethespaceape3686]

It was actually 1 man with schizophrenia

[@kevinl1328]

bro that part was gold

[@noaht6920]

Schlatt: Where’s James Charles?? Carson: Gone, reduced to atoms.

[@notagod-5174]

Sky: "Says anything" Carson: *Turns on funny mic* "SKY...."

[@ethanpetro8883]

NotAGod - funny mic

[@grandmabertha8724]

NotAGod - when did that happen?

[@mikkelmaling6724]

@@grandmabertha8724 at the start?

[@grandmabertha8724]

Mikkel Maling hm?!

[@johncenaplayingstarcraft9580]

"carson more like darson" **FUNNY MIC** "heh ok darson"

[@andrewdogaru6005]

When Carson heard the porn he panicked so violently believing that his internet explorer duckduckgo tab betrayed him

[@orangepootis7787]

Dickduclgo ceo was there

[@rhythmlessroxby]

Orange Pootis You almost spelled it right

[@orangepootis7787]

@@rhythmlessroxby yse i kown

[@jacobrayner6985]

nah that was a womens voice

[@PulseVC]

1:40 Lmao the lighting changed because he switched to a different tab

[@GrishaPavlov]

Carson: Turns on funny mic Jschlatt: "I'm so proud of you"

[@sirjoj1641]

How does he do it lol

[@IsaacTea]

@@sirjoj1641 yeah what do they use?

[@fredericksmith7013]

Wait when did he?

[@sirjoj1641]

@@fredericksmith7013 start of video

[@Karnemelk]

I funny mic by turning my mic up to +30 decibels.

[@nataliehaag3595]

Audio: *”What are you doing sTEPBRO-“ Carson: **Is visibly confused**

[@hi-to6sk]

I almost died when that happened.

[@Zach135]

Hahaha so funeeeeeee

[@AtomicTheSniper]

Lovely_Trash timestamp?

[@ghull3724]

1:36

[@Wyl33_J]

broooooooooo the same time is at 17:29

[@gebrelgamutan]

"No, James Charles has more viewers than me! T H I S W I L L N O T S T A N D ! "

[@AshuaBBX]

I wanna go watch the gay one

[@atcat839]

NAWWWWW

[@admiralgremlin6767]

*HE’S GAY*

[@duane2881]

ZA WARUDO

[@izu9742]

Admiral Gremlin what?

[@CornChipToes]

The same person who mined diamonds with a stone pickaxe is hosting a minecraft tournament seems legit

[@itmekt8571]

Who is even hosting minecraft monday?

[@derpty1094]

dont you know? the one and only keemstar

[@itmekt8571]

@@derpty1094 i thought the twitter screenshot was just a meme lol

[@bert5847]

First a rivalry against the Misfits, now Felix and James. Who will be their next victims?

[@dillonnelson3046]

hes like the joe budden of minecraft youtube

[@fwoopie2635]

Nobody like this comment. It's at 420 likes. Fucking keep it that way

[@robbludis5184]

isnt that what youtube rappers are

[@sakura-ff5up]

this be a bruh moment

[@spawsAss]

@The Red Soldier my scalp is small and i can not comprehend what you have said

[@marshy4770]

Carson had less viewers than James Charles. Carson was the second highest gay streamer on the site.

[@asmallphd9648]

But he still was the gayest

[@willbegone_]

I absolutely love how adam/sky just pops in and out of carsons videos

[@bromicorn]

He's like stan lee

[@fooligansrock7837]

Your account name is pronounced ‘Bwaze

[@willbegone_]

@@fooligansrock7837 What😂

[@fooligansrock7837]

Błaze you have the Polish ł in your user, which is pronounced W, just wanted to let you know

[@cenfer9962]

@@fooligansrock7837 wow exposing the man as a furry ay

[@dutchduk3342]

Im glad Carson tormenting other youtubers is officially weekly now

[@e.v4892]

weird way to spell technoblade, but yeah Carson tormenting other youtubers

[@Coherek]

Gumball killed James Charles in minecraft *END OF STORY*

[@linkadoodle9568]

Gumball legally murders gay man in minecraft (2019 colorized)

[@stevebook5678]

James Velasquez Carson is going bald

[@frugallul]

He didn't say he would eliminate the gays along with the middle class

[@yotamvax1920]

James Velasquez ha darson ha

[@MalevolentFiber]

James Velasquez stop spoiling the Endgame re-release

[@linussextips2882]

You forgot the 45 minutes of you baby raging because of technoblade

[@gamesky7827]

The Mightiest Mango that was my favorite part of the stream

[@clnne]

I would watch that video from start to finish.

[@Samanthnyaa]

@@clnne the whole stream can be rewatched on his twitch account

[@kaz_iaa]

technoblade? more like technoPAID

[@alexlxpg4985]

What's the timestamp on his stream?

[@jugweta6326]

Large

[@keagandunham5014]

Holy shit he tall

[@Sea.Cucumber]

big boye

[@CStamps]

ik its crazy

[@andrews2450]

he's a foot taller than me wtf

[@Plutoniumcontrolrod]

Wtf he’s a giant

[@gamma00crucis]

pewdiepie: calls carson darson once everyone else: *D A R S O N*

[@lizzynielsen2009]

Carson: (uses funny mic before jschlatt) Jschlatt: Am I a joke to you

[@thealphas1]

Haha meme comment

[@doomi_nukem]

@@thealphas1 funny

[@batfluttershy]

Schlatt was very upset this stream

[@linnncolnnn339]

Anyone know which voice changer he’s using?

[@gogglez.]

Linnncolnnn i forgot the name of it but it’s $50

[@ethanpatrick9947]

you guys have been winning lots of money recently

[@yungbabych1ld504]

SUB TO YUNG BABY CH1LD YA DIG

[@genderbender6958]

@@yungbabych1ld504 keep on that grind

[@ethanpatrick9947]

@Yung Baby Ch1ld sorry i don't dig, i mine (dab)

[@OW2ADDICT]

@@yungbabych1ld504 brooooo shut up plz just no

[@dragosanie5055]

@@yungbabych1ld504 hey pro tip. People aren't going to like you if you harass them. Literally no artist or influencer ever made it by harassing people.

[@peterb7189]

Why is Carson's stream better quality than Pewdiepie's

[@fallendevil471]

Cuz pewds streams on dlive

[@Glitchy666]

Fallen Devil thats literally what i said to myself out loud

[@ashemochi]

Because Carson is the better KZbinr

[@greggoshep]

Cuz Pewdiepie’s content is terrible. Reason why I never subbed to his channel.

[@ashemochi]

@@greggoshep honestly though

[@azalezthed-weeb9056]

0:40 Carson's anger sent his microphone's quality to 10 years backwards.

[@happyh0ur888]

You mean darson

[@imnotnuggets]

I read this as microwave

[@allright29456]

heh, he do the funny

[@samt3412]

He is confirmed to use Apex Legends microphones.

[@NEP.TUNE.]

You mean AErson

[@Summboddi]

4:32 I watched this live and I heard them overplay those voice clips and they’re permanently engraved in my memory

[@boi3458]

DICK AND BALLS HUH?

[@MegaJdogg1234]

DICK AND BALLS, HUH?

[@thegameglitcher2439]

DICK AND BALLS, HUH?

[@ilunachan9516]

DICK AND BALLS, HUH?

[@wado5531]

Yeaaaahhh YOUU DOOO

[@vagabondvirgil]

I cannot express how much I love watching all these KZbinrs/Twitch streamers interact. Minecraft is truly bringing us all closer together, a real epic gamer moment.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

bruh

[@therealone3536]

This is so Carson can we get a bruh in the chat

[@jrw2319]

13:06 For some reason out of that whole autotune segment this made me laugh the most

[@asshole3239]

I guess you could say you were fuckin' ded

[@AllDockCD]

Girl Carson is my sleep paralysis demon

[@pyrrehraus6571]

thanks now I have the same demon

[@daddylonglegs3698]

Thanks for sharing your paralysis demon with all of us.

[@lizthatonenun]

My sleep paralysis demon is a younger version of me with a squeaky voice

[@HomeByMidnight]

imagine being the same person who blew pewdiepie up and ate a raw onion wack

[@gamerman9702]

HomeByMidnight and be the friend of Gumball’s voice actor that killed James Charles

[@The-hq1li]

Everybody gangsta until technoblade in on your compass tracker

[@You-tv5io]

Hahfms

[@m4gnen4]

copy paster

[@fluke7506]

You stole this comment from a top comment on technos video just leave please

[@jude6414]

yes

[@tontotest2952]

Or until Carson goes funny mike

[@ricardocasanova6249]

Carson to fitz: "come over so I can stab you in the back" that didn't age well

[@superwea4784]

hey cardon

[@ricardocasanova6249]

@@superwea4784 fuck

[@unripelemon1056]

hey c a r d o n

[@superwea4784]

got em

[@crazyghost9916]

Ricardo Casanova every part of that sentence had bad grammar

[@lavapancakes]

You blew PewDiePie? I thought that was James Charles' job

[@codycorg]

wow James Charles Hans job

[@Trexrush1]

*Marzia

[@froot...]

*Brad

[@dylanp.972]

@wow James Charles actually played with PewDiePie in Minecraft.

[@Angel-fl2ee]

Belle delphine already did that

[@mayo6213]

everybody gangsta until technoblade rolls out with a diamond sword

[@ChaosKorp]

I think you mean a hotbar worth of speed soup and a few pearls

[@realhumanbean7915]

F-22 Raptor Bruh techno killed a guy in full enchanted iron and an enchanted diamond sword with regular iron armor and a regular iron sword without soups It’s amazing how he could pull this shit off

[@zedaddy3530]

I've been a techno fan for ages and bruh,his sarcasm,his homour, I LOVE IT AND I WANT HIM TO BE IN THE SMPLIVE SERVER! THAT WOULD MAKE HIM SO EDGY AND WITH HIS HUMOUR,THAT WOULD FIT HIM DEVESTATINGLY AND I WANT IT TO HAPPEN RN! or even in the next season, hopefully...

[@courtsannahferraro2482]

ranch dressing bro everyone is gangster until technoblade rolls out with a wooden sword😂

[@pqru]

Everyone gangsta until traves and cscoop fuck up darson and jahschlatt (im talking about the latest minecraft monday)(and yes traves and cooper won)

[@jannicoderso1591]

Whaaat? It’s Monday again?! You know what that means! Shake your tail like this funny cat doe S

[@Mitsumeruuu]

its friday thought?

[@Lithuania8634]

Lowercase s bruh

[@owlwithanak4000]

have a nice monday share and repost pls s

[@johnschlatt]

Schlat's voice actually sounds great with auto-tune 12:00

[@justanothercommenter7775]

Carson probably gained 1000 subscribers from PewDiePie just saying his name

[@whatisspade1396]

Naw, no way that many people have a dlive account

[@Dannico]

Just Another Commenter there aren‘t even that Many people on earth

[@justanothercommenter7775]

Daniel Böttcher epic

[@byrpv8340]

A lot of people were watching the stream

[@justanothercommenter7775]

Tiina k welcome to the CallMeCarson cult, now hand over your soul and dedication

[@obamanewsnetwork914]

As someone who likes to watch jschlatts stream, his lack of a stream for the first two hours really hurt. Thank you for the stream darson

[@pablob2321]

Lowkey upset that Carson didn’t put the clips of schlatt having a break down on stream

[@prondux8370]

poke*

[@kermitthebanned4745]

*I was watching bordie and then a dlive ad came up. It was literally just pewdiepie clips with him talking to james Charles. Nothing else.*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

same, fuckin hate that ad

[@c1nnamorollin]

I haven’t gotten that one

[@DanielSambar]

Carson? More like, uh... _Fartson._ _ha. get pranked you dingus._

[@vincentwincent]

No dude, no dude Please don’t say that, that’s so mean dude

[@strangerman7726]

@@vincentwincent dude......shhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@SchmidleMcDingle]

I am proud to be the accepting party of the 69th like.

[@SchmidleMcDingle]

Also very mean stop

[@garko2958]

You idiot. You moron.

[@greenishapples1732]

Honestly, I love how youtubers are mingling nowadays. The fact that I can see skydoesminecraft, callmecarson, pewdiepie, and james charels all in one video brings joy to my hearts

[@EdT0DoP3]

1st. T series won Pewds 2nd. Belle Delphine ate Pewds 3rd. R.I.P Joergen 4th. Carson blew up Pewds *W H A T N E X T?!*

[@DingDangJon]

4th. Profit

[@funnyguy1059]

5th. KZbin demonetizes Carson’s video

[@oshawott773]

5:29 why does this remind of that time i was on anesthesia

[@user-jj7uc9gg7b]

Washy The Oshawott LMAO SAME

[@imaginewagons1675]

The girl voices sound like the laughing gas scene from ice age

[@quantumblauthor7300]

The *what scene?*

[@LemonLoverCockatiel]

Whst thr fuck scene

[@TrulyTwistedPog]

whst zhe fodk sucne

[@allhailmort582]

I remember that scene

[@lez9443]

Minecraft Monday is pretty epic. Apart from sky’s rude remark about father Carson. I’m furious

[@lovesmitty3086]

yeah Darson

[@FA-yi1vt]

Poor Darson

[@jackrose3542]

Darson

[@rileytravers1699]

Hrg a maximillianmus fan im angry at your presence

[@oscarguzman6440]

yeah darson

[@naofromset]

Ar ar ar Spongebob me boy, I've committed multiple instances of _Darson_

[@thegoldenpear3283]

13:08 Did you di-A-O-O-OH SHIIIIIT

[@Rogger90]

Carson is blowing youtubers for views now. Pun maybe intended

[@aerowrl]

Just sayin u know this is a joke right?

[@Rogger90]

@@aerowrl lol yeah,its a joke too btw

[@ravenspooktober6313]

Rogger 90 technoblade stabbing youtubers for views

[@carterjean]

get PewDiePie on SMPLive just to blow him up again

[@Mac-tw3zu]

He would stream to DLive tho

[@RatBoyDunce]

Mac a stream's a stream

[@severalanimations3369]

An then immediately ban him afterwards

[@Katie-jc2zr]

Carter Jedi would pay money to see that

[@moved4028]

can we talk about how they probably didn’t know each other on smplive a few months ago but now they’re like best friends and are always streaming together (jschlatt and carson)

[@0vum]

Steamy Sulixx the power of Minecraft

[@peaxhykeen]

I mean they’ve known each other since the first day of smplive, you know, the whole stal and antvenom incident

[@thekiwi7405]

@@peaxhykeen stal has unintentionally created an amazing friendship, oh how mistreated you are stal

[@justa.random-guy4760]

Can we get "Funny Voice Carson Screams Stop" 10 hours please? You know you want it Carson, you silly boy.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

stop saying that sexualy

[@justa.random-guy4760]

@@Ribbons0121R121 you forgot an L, my English teacher was rough on me

[@maxmax7940]

i>9876⁶

[@dfred5159]

Just had mouth surgery. Wisdoms are gone, the tumor is gone. Watching thisisn’t helping cause it’s so funny and I keep laughing and laughing hurts. fUK

[@ntn7607]

Joy and pain, all in one in Carson's channel

[@68polka]

t u m o r ?

[@primitivechef8009]

@@68polka the amount of shitpost from Carson's highlights alone is enough for those sweat tumors

[@WhyIsEverythingTaken]

Nice dude

[@chunkycheeks9101]

Good on you man congrats ❤️

[@rpdllama3734]

Your funny mic sounds like how PewDiePie’s camera quality looks

[@itmekt8571]

same

[@dogebone3]

same

[@mmmh4655]

same

[@bigkoter]

same

[@LSeba91]

same

[@Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk]

Carson and Schlatt definitely won the most entertaining stream award

[@e.v4892]

[In an apocalyptic future] Welcome to Minecraft Mondays #571, nothing has changed; Technoblade is still overpowered as all hell and Carson and Jschlatt are still the most entertaining streamers. We've tried everything; we aren't even playing Minecraft anymore, it's Hytale. Nothing works, we should probably end the series. But the fans won't let us. Pig++++-pixel demands we continue, and too many of the fans like dick and balls. We are trapped in this Minecraft Mondays hell.

[@e.v4892]

[In an apocalyptic future]Welcome to Minecraft Mondays #571, nothing has changed; Technoblade is still overpowered as all hell and Carson and Jschlatt are still the most entertaining streamers. We've tried everything; we aren't even playing Minecraft anymore, it's Hytale. Nothing works, we should probably end the series. But the fans won't let us. Pig++++-pixel demands we continue, and too many of the fans like dick and balls. We are trapped in this Minecraft Mondays hell.

[@Zach-ic9ho]

Full of hell!

[@elysius660]

14:51 PLEASE tell me how he makes his mic sound that bad, i need it

[@ScrambledNotEggs]

lol nub, peasant

[@aaaaanotthebees]

I'm very late but he probably has a track conpressor effect and increases the gain by 100 decibels

[@ScrambledNotEggs]

@@aaaaanotthebees No, he has a special voice mod "track" panel to plug into his PC, its pretty expensive and he bought it just to make a few jokes.

[@gagne6928]

Just buy a bad mic

[@liam333_]

webcam mic and then he gets real close and yells

[@milky712.]

A couple of months ago Carson and shlatt has never met each other. Now they are playing Minecraft Monday and both using funny mic

[@ismaelflores7856]

“ you know me dude”

[@pokaay3163]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Minecraft is the ultimate multiplayer

[@lildemmieon4261]

The part where you pranked Fitz and Swagger just straight up killed me

[@scottyvsp]

post the clip of Carson insulting pewdiepie on his subreddit so he sees it next lwiay

[@gamerman9702]

Godlike Necromancer there’s no more Pewdiepie subreddit it’s a Minecraft subreddit now

[@abook2141]

what did he day lmfao

[@seventysix92]

when i heard “let’s hop in a chat with thinknoodles” i SHIVERED LEAVE THINK ALONE CARSON BAHAHAHAH

[@molliehandinson6963]

The girls voice is the human form of a squeaky balloon, It is the epitome of hell

[@MegaHellstrike]

@Micah Solomon Damn bro slow down you'll make her fall in love with you

[@molliehandinson6963]

Micah Solomon FUCK.. Dude how did you know?

[@jinkies5569]

*stares at technoblade* “Yeah he’s where he belongs, he’s just bad at the game” Technoblade: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

[@pines5916]

On the Next Episode Of Minecraft Monday Carson: Hey Schlatt I turned myself into a pickle!

[@helpicantchangemypfp9832]

I’m pickle Carson!

[@slowwave107]

bro cringe

[@elhombreesponja585]

i’m pickle darfon

[@yotamvax1920]

Ha darson ha

[@aron1089]

Junkey came back at them with the "Yeah you guys like Darwin and Gumballs"

[@weegeelord1337]

1 minute in and carson has the official schlatt branded funny mic (TM) i'm sad i missed this stream

[@aubrey_shadow13]

I love watching Carson bully my childhood heroes

[@thegrassman6369]

I am The Grass Man and I would pay my good Grass for Carson's bath water

[@jchamilton4495]

Thank you grass man. Very Cool!

[@sobuttered]

Dude, is grass man GAY???!?!!

[@Owbe1]

“Carson, more like behind bar-son” *_Destruction 100_*

[@beckettkershaw3817]

Nobody: Not a single soul in this extensive universe: JSchlatt: oNiOn

[@Ribbons0121R121]

*god has come to reap the sinners*

[@blew1t]

@@Ribbons0121R121 woah, god's a reapist?

[@deeznuts-rp2ms]

NOBODY: NOBODY AT ALL: NOBODY ON THIS PLANET: NOT EVEN THANOS: NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS: NOT EVEN UGANDAN KNUCKLES: NOT EVEN MY FATHER WHO LEFT ME: NOT EVEN STEVE FROM MINECRAFT: NOT EVEN MY LEFT NUT: NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN SLAVES IN MY BASEMENT: NOT EVEN THE COPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE: NOT EVEN THE KKK: NOT EVEN THE ILLUMINATI: NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE: NOT EVEN ISIS: NOT EVEN BLACK PEOPLE: NOT EVEN JOHN WICK: NOT EVEN KZbin CONSPIRACY THEORISTS: NOT EVEN FORTNITE PLAYERS: NOT EVEN MY KIDNEY STONE COLLECTION: NOT EVEN MR BEAST: NOT EVEN SANS FROM UNDERTALE: NOT EVEN JAHSEH ONFROY: NOT EVEN GEKYUMES FORESKIN: NOT EVEN BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY: NOT EVEN SHREK: NOT EVEN BART SIMPSON: NOT EVEN RICARDO MILOS: NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: NOT EVEN MIKE WAZOWSKI: NOT EVEN BILLIE ELLISH: NOT EVEN BARNEY THE DINOSAUR: NOT EVEN JAMES CHARLES: NOT EVEN THE DUOLINGO OWL: NOT EVEN NOTRE DAME: NOT EVEN PLAYBOY CARTI: NOT EVEN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: NOT EVEN ELON MUSK: NOT EVEN EMINEM: NOT EVEN DOGE: NOT EVEN MY DEAD WIFE: NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS: NOT EVEN JUSTIN BIEBER: NOT EVEN BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: NOT EVEN PETER GRIFFIN: NOT EVEN WALUIGI: NOT EVEN XBOX PLAYERS: NOT EVEN PS4 PLAYERS: NOT EVEN PC PLAYERS: NOT EVEN SWITCH PLAYERS: NOT EVEN WALUIGI: NOT EVEN FLAT EARTHERS: NOT EVEN FACEBOOK NORMIES: NOT EVEN BARRY FROM THE BEE MOVIE: NOT EVEN MORGZ: NOT EVEN MARK ZUCKERBERG: NOT EVEN BILL GATES: NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF: NOT EVEN NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SOUL ON THE FACE OF THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE: KZbin COMMENTERS: "haha if i add nobody to the comment that makes it funnier"

[@amelia4789]

@@deeznuts-rp2ms this is great

[@abstractfriends6722]

@@deeznuts-rp2ms im proud of you buddy

[@obscurer1898]

why is carsons mic so quiet in this version?

[@W_Waves0519]

I think it's because hes using an actual headset and not his headphones

[@rumbleizer]

the audio is normalized/EQ'ed through editing

[@obscurer1898]

@@rumbleizer yeah but unless the mixing was real weird there's no reason i can think of for him to be quieter than in the stream

[@obscurer1898]

@FRE SH A VOCA DO didnt know the irish made mics. cool

[@nathangerman2660]

Another episode of Carson and friends losing brain cells and slowly but surely giving each other permanent brain damage

[@saulcontreras7968]

I just woke up and I thought to myself I wonder if Carson’s live

[@MrButt-pp4nq]

He is alive

[@holdonnow_youngster]

Mr. Butt are you sure?

[@Kaiexists966]

“And I’m not one for eating ass but that- that sounds appetizing” callmecarson 2019

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

carson how do funny mic carson carson how you do funny mic effect please i must know i must know they have my family

[@calb6109]

put water on it

[@clnne]

Would you like to buy my wares?

[@bwabwabwabwabwashark]

put completely in warm water for a few seconds

[@CalebTheTwig]

The Fuzzy Ocelot i think jschlatt switches to a webcam mic for the funny mic

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

@@CalebTheTwig Yea, but it seems like Carson is using a voice changer instead, mostly because it sounds way different from jschlatts funny mic.

[@windykar3705]

Everybody gangsta til Carson and Jschlatt joins the voice channel

[@grimacemab2565]

17:02 is by far the best part

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

This feels like treason But I’m bored so let me get the popcorn

[@pinna3691]

jschlatt with the girl voice changer sounds like junky

[@benjaminbisaillon8784]

Honestly callmecarson is the best Minecraft youtuber he makes want to play Minecraft legit tho he is halarious!

[@Robbmann67]

I laufge evertime!

[@oxterspits5760]

benjamin bisaillon benjamin bisaillon

[@candiedthrone]

Carson, please tell us what you used to get the autotune voice. Thank you.

[@ArgaJacint]

autotune

[@seancooper4058]

@@ArgaJacint Genius

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

How long until ESPN starts showing Minecraft Monday?

[@elijahurbanozo8959]

Carson’s videos are ones where you lose brain cells just watching but you cant stop watching.

[@cringedetector442]

Comedy reached it's all time peak as Carson combined Minecraft Survival Games with Auto Tune

[@bayloranderson4124]

25:09 Did schlatt just call HankVenom thicc?

[@lakshyaarya9179]

Dugadugudugudoo

[@dylancampbell3531]

@@lakshyaarya9179 yeah that’s pretty true tbh

[@ocelix]

Minecraft mondays is carson’s favorite way to get depressed by lava traps

[@MaxwellEdison]

Carson is using a GoXLR audio mixer for the funny Mic and reverb stuff

[@djrulez1917]

No bronies allowed

[@djrulez1917]

No bronies allowed

[@TheShadowstrike42]

Thanks for the info, gonna try it out

[@heartsremedy]

Thanks calamity

[@DevoutSteam]

@@djrulez1917 no hate allowed

[@hdhashbrown6726]

Changing an event to bedwars for Minecraft Monday are we Keemstar? *Technoblade intensifies*

[@clnne]

Now they've decided mini-games so certain players won't have an edge. What they don't realize is that HE CAN TRY-HARD ANY GAME.

[@athoo6101]

Clnne • mini-games are his main game

[@LivingD34dG1rl]

Watching these videos of youtubers play minecraft together heals my soul

[@erotomainasequnce]

I saw this live. It was really fun and funny Sword

[@katashu7689]

Sword

[@Catnippy]

Sword

[@Santana_Z31]

Sword

[@sterben5590]

Sword

[@j3b816]

axe

[@user-bw6ju8ve2c]

JAMES CHARLES PLAYED MINECRAFT WITH FELIX???? WHERE TF HAVE I BEEN?? I'm shaken to my core.

[@Hollydudd]

it was live on DLive Pewds streams on there. It was this past monday

[@pengu4585]

Carson> gets wooden sword "Im rich!" Technoblade> Full iron just doesnt have a diamond sword "Dude were poor "

[@tonysonions2860]

" a hundred years of Carson and schlatt Minecraft Mondays"...

[@Jetpack-Cow]

Nobody: PewDiePie after he gets blown up: Carson more like butthead

[@catnat6571]

Carson? More like Behind Barson

[@HybridB0i]

carson: *blows up Pewdiepie* everyone: weird Felix but ok

[@natemajor6560]

your lips are so red. U have been eating to many strawberry flavored jolly ranchers

[@lawson_thekoolkid7544]

Carson disliking fitz hits different now

[@hughhanson5414]

fr

[@frylock021]

3:00 he literally says he deserves to get stabbed in the back

[@papi_chuy1677]

Lawson Michael Davis Carson was the side bitch just like fitz and the other 10 guys

[@Grammar_police420]

Not original

[@lawson_thekoolkid7544]

Wife beater 9000 neither is your name

[@sovietdz15]

how dare you not include thecnoblade saying *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD* because khorne is now very disapointed

[@ki2976]

This and the n word stream comes up when I search pewdiepie... KZbin must really not like him

[@clippsforryou]

I thought the title said “I blew PewDiePie in Minecraft” and I was like 🤨

[@undviik1702]

Well know we know why you clicked the video, Gay boiiiiii

[@JackHoff298]

Oh no

[@commanderboreal1343]

And cock too?

[@josefmilly]

24:54 Never forget these words of wisdoms dude, these are the wisest of wisdoms right now