People have no right to expect “boneless” chicken wings to not have bones the same way people have no right to expect “justice” from the Ohio Supreme Court Justices.
@jameschan963426 күн бұрын
Only the Ohio Supreme Court?
@trudycolborne237126 күн бұрын
@@jameschan9634Increasingly, no.
@hojo7026 күн бұрын
Justice Joseph T. Deters of the Ohio Supreme Court who made that completely idiotic statement is, you guessed it, a Republican.
@deannagrrl26 күн бұрын
Those aren’t wings. Don’t they have the right to expect wings?
@john3333319 күн бұрын
@@deannagrrl there have been several lawsuits about describing cut up chicken breast as chicken “wings”, but I think most courts have found that basically we use a lot of made up or inaccurate terms to refer to dishes. Ladyfingers are not actually made by cutting up women’s hands, and Rocky Mountain oysters definitely have no shellfish.
@katiehettinger785726 күн бұрын
Did the Ohio Supreme Court eat some of that drug laced celery with their chicken wings? 🤦♀️
@robertalexander-bk5zj26 күн бұрын
Now, I would have some retort but imma let you cook, chef.
@flackstar00726 күн бұрын
The SCOTUS decision is quite an interesting one because underneath it lies something troubling., and I am sure the comedy hosts will be on it as some point. What is being dealt with is if a product can be sold at a specific level of quality but not be of that quality and the company be legally safe from any repercussions for selling inferior quality products. So to get this done a nonsensical boneless wings case is pushed forward to set the stage/precedent and then later and possibly on a quieter fashion, other cases would be put forward using the boneless wings as the got to case in order to reduce the quality of other products being sold. For instance a water supplier company could then claim that they should be able to be protected for supplying unfiltered water to areas where they are paid to provided filtered water and their justification being that not all filtered water is expected to be fully filtered therefore the quality of their water products can be lower then what they are paid to provide and be protected by the law to do so. There would then be a slow expanding of other adjacent companies looking to lower the bar for their products and in each of them the end consumer is the one paying the biggest price, as the consumer would still be forking over the money but would no longer be guaranteed the product of a quality comparable to that which they paid for and were expected to receive. So to anyone confused if this is a bad thing for the consumers, it most definitely is a bad turn of events!
@Retro-y7p26 күн бұрын
@flackstar007 it wasn't SCOTUS. It was SCOO (Eric Cartman voice)
@nicholassmith798426 күн бұрын
@@flackstar007 Say what you want about the EU, but at least they hold companies to standards.
@scantor864826 күн бұрын
As someone from Ohio, this entire situation tracks. Ohio really is that dumb.
@pennygleeson502926 күн бұрын
What the eff is going on with ' supreme ' courts atm?? Why do they ignore REALITY!! 🤯🤯🤯😔
@SuperLeica126 күн бұрын
Bought, bent or whatever you call it.
@flackstar00726 күн бұрын
The SCOTUS decision is quite an interesting one because underneath it lies something troubling., and I am sure the comedy hosts will be on it as some point. What is being dealt with is if a product can be sold at a specific level of quality but not be of that quality and the company be legally safe from any repercussions for selling inferior quality products. So to get this done a nonsensical boneless wings case is pushed forward to set the stage/precedent and then later and possibly on a quieter fashion, other cases would be put forward using the boneless wings as the got to case in order to reduce the quality of other products being sold. For instance a water supplier company could then claim that they should be able to be protected for supplying unfiltered water to areas where they are paid to provided filtered water and their justification being that not all filtered water is expected to be fully filtered therefore the quality of their water products can be lower then what they are paid to provide and be protected by the law to do so. There would then be a slow expanding of other adjacent companies looking to lower the bar for their products and in each of them the end consumer is the one paying the biggest price, as the consumer would still be forking over the money but would no longer be guaranteed the product of a quality comparable to that which they paid for and were expected to receive. So to anyone confused if this is a bad thing for the consumers, it most definitely is a bad turn of events!
@brucebaker81026 күн бұрын
@@pennygleeson5029 Supreme is now "superior to reality". Supreme Beans.
@Taricus26 күн бұрын
They're getting ready to write one of those funny books of silly laws. "Did you know? In Ohio, boneless chicken wings are allowed to have bones! They're not.... _WINGING_ around...." LOL
@EattheApple66626 күн бұрын
@@flackstar007 This was Ohio SC but SCOTUS is just as bad with their logic.
@Tirani226 күн бұрын
I will start going back to Starbucks when they stop union busting. Changing the CEO isn't going to make me forget they did that.
@canadaclaret26 күн бұрын
I never went to Starbucks because of the super high prices and the dumb names for sizes, but now I wish I had, just so I could join your boycott.
@robertalexander-bk5zj26 күн бұрын
So you're never going back to Starbucks, got it.
@randell966726 күн бұрын
People still go to Starbucks? Going to Starbucks is so 2006.
@thunderousapplause26 күн бұрын
Patronize locally owned coffee places.
@Section5_CdnIntelService26 күн бұрын
What the heck is a Starbucks?
@markmh83526 күн бұрын
It's official now: Ohio has become the "Florida of the North." Bring on the stories of "Ohio Man"! On yeah ....... JD Vance ...... couch ...... 'nuff said. 😒
@Nahyoudontgetthat26 күн бұрын
Dolphins too.... also heard pocket change earlier which isn't shocking given previous context
@deborahchristian231826 күн бұрын
It was only a matter of time, RIGHT (as in the opposite of LEFT)
@playinglifeoneasy922626 күн бұрын
Florida of the north today you win the Internet
@steverogers260326 күн бұрын
Iowa demands a recount.
@roberthill79926 күн бұрын
Only because Indiana opted for “Alabama Of The North” about a hundred years ago.
@balajimurugan547226 күн бұрын
Stephen Colbert channelling his inner Captain Holt here... BONE!!!!
@subgrv2726 күн бұрын
Aww, you beat me to it.
@CVL1326 күн бұрын
I was hoping someone else would also have the same association.
@Tonyhouse116826 күн бұрын
HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!
@CVL1326 күн бұрын
How DARE you, Ohio Supreme Court?! I am your superior LATE NIGHT HOST!
@octochan26 күн бұрын
I thought it was more like channelling Jon Stewart
@jameskuyper26 күн бұрын
The SCOTUS decision on presidential immunity is far more important, but for sheer stupidity it doesn't quite beat "people do not expect boneless chicken to really be boneless".
@SebBrosig26 күн бұрын
Rubbish. You might reasonably expect that bones have been removed. To expect that process to be 100% failure proof is unreasonable. Were' talking about the US food industry here, not a Swiss watch manufacturer. However, saying "Boneless is not bonelsess" is not the best way of communicating this.
@LoisMillar26 күн бұрын
❤Oh Ohio 😮😢❤
@embreis225726 күн бұрын
why would 'people's expectations' even matter for this judgement? there should be laws or regulations stating what is allowed in certain food items. apparently, US food safety laws are a joke.
@Djamonja26 күн бұрын
@@SebBrosig I think some people are confused because there have been at least 2 chicken wing cases that I am aware of. One is this case in Ohio where someone found bones in their "boneless chicken wings", and another in Chicago where "boneless chicken wings" were made out of chicken breast meat. Welcome to the USA, the land of endless lawsuits.
@oltedders26 күн бұрын
Let me guess...the Ohio Supreme Court justices were all Republican appointees also.
@paulthompkins415026 күн бұрын
"BIG Chicken" has bought the Ohio Supreme Court
@justinstephenson936026 күн бұрын
I thought big chicken was just another name for Turkey!
@nsvo903826 күн бұрын
Some guy choked on a bone when he was scarfing down boneless chicken served to him at a restaurant. The bone was huge, like an inch and a half long. Hard to miss if you chew, but it's false advertising calling them boneless. This must be a ruling in that case.
@jacobwansleeben26 күн бұрын
The McDisappointment.
@brucebaker81026 күн бұрын
For a buck-AH. (Cuz Big Chicken is cheep.)
@paulthompkins415026 күн бұрын
@@brucebaker810 I like what you did there...
@4SteveKombolis26 күн бұрын
Is someone taking Ohio court justices on expensive vacations? That ruling is absurd.
@charleshash491926 күн бұрын
Someone leading a company that closed down its chicken processing facility in Missouri, bankrupting chicken farmers across the state? Or did you have someone else in mind?
@RuchiraDatta24 күн бұрын
The Ohio Supreme Court decision was 4-3, with 4 Republicans ruling in favor and 3 Democrats ruling against. (Ohio judges run in partisan primaries.)
@4SteveKombolis24 күн бұрын
@@RuchiraDatta Thanks for the details
@DetroitStorm26 күн бұрын
Michiganders need to troll Ohio over this. Put up a sign at the state line "Welcome to Michigan: We actually know what boneless wings are"
@myroomisblue267926 күн бұрын
As an ohioan disappointed with the ohio supreme court in this case i say go for it
@trainingxtrish26 күн бұрын
PA too
@LunaryxDiarmait26 күн бұрын
"Bone!" has to be the funniest and dumbest thing a supreme court has voted on.
@lousialb896226 күн бұрын
Did the Ohio court not wonder why bother putting boneless on the package if there's neither requirement nor expectation (according to the court) that the contents of the package actually be boneless? Whole thing could easily be solved by instructing companies not to mislead consumers (rather than basically saying that consumers who believe packaging are stupid, which is essentially what the court did)
@MonkeyJedi9926 күн бұрын
Coming soon to your Ohio grocery store: Package of lettuce seeds labeled, "salad kit". Whole wheat sandwich bread advertised as "no added gluten". Bag of sugar labeled "sugar-free".
@beenaplumber837925 күн бұрын
Fortunately all of that is federally regulated. I'm not sure what that case was even doing in state court. The FDA regulates most food products sold in stores, but I think the USDA regulates beef, pork, and eggs, but not chicken? (Or is it chicken but not eggs? It's something silly.) Something like that. I also think the USDA regulates restaurants, though state health boards are the primary regulators there. It's all divided up like that, even if I got a few (or most) facts backwards, and I'm sure I did. (Embarrassing from someone with a PhD in nutrition!) It's all federal. And it's the Federal Trade Commission that regulates truth in advertising, so all the important stuff is federal. I don't think we're in imminent danger of this silliness escaping Ohio, nor do I think (just a hunch) the feds will allow their state supreme court's ruling to stand - if it's challenged in federal court, and if the case really comes down to the silliness Stephen described. (C'mon, he gets some license for comic effect. Even if it's a bit slanted, it's still funny! That's what the Meanwhile bits are for!)
@lenawagenfuehr5325 күн бұрын
I thought there were laws against false advertising...why is this even a "case" for the courts?
@beenaplumber837925 күн бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Federal laws, but this was a state court. It should be overturned easily under federal law.
@MonkeyJedi9925 күн бұрын
@@beenaplumber8379 Yes, federal departments mandate many things. Some problems: 1) The Subprime Court has eviscerated the Chevron deference, meaning the experts are now suddenly less expert than judges, and the necessary wiggle room in laws establishing federal regulatory departments has been redefined as "If they didn't say it explicitly in the law, then the department has no jurisdiction in the matter." 2) The penalties for corporations violating federal rules are a joke in this age of mega-corporations and hyper-monopolization. 3) The FDA and most other inspection agencies have been chronically undercut, understaffed, and underfunded by "special interests" and "donors".
@markhughes171226 күн бұрын
When a Supreme Court can’t legally understand what boneless chicken is, we’re all in trouble!
@Drnaynay26 күн бұрын
A well-rendered image of a possum playing the harmonica to the demented skiffle-jig of news has to become merch!!
@lindajacobson765026 күн бұрын
Thank you for highlighting the Ohio Supreme Court decision. Not their only shady move.
@jhegre26 күн бұрын
"He thaid NO WAY! And I thaid .....WAY!"
@simoneschwarz507626 күн бұрын
😂
@lifewuzonceezr26 күн бұрын
🎸
@Confucius_Says...26 күн бұрын
What about the great Hannibal Lecter from The Thilence of The Lambs? 😂
@warriorscholar4126 күн бұрын
I found that section way schway.
@KittySnicker26 күн бұрын
Sufferin’ succotash!!
@foreststewart196826 күн бұрын
"Don't get me started on the beavers." Perfect delivery! One of this nation's funniest television moments ever.. that will only get funnier with repeated viewings. The audience confusion (& Stephen's reaction) only made it funnier. Genius writing!
@mellocello18717 күн бұрын
Are you 13?
@foreststewart196817 күн бұрын
@@mellocello187 It's a rather beautifully crafted joke, including the moose set up. A clever genitalia reference, without being overtly crass. You certainly don't have to appreciate the humor in it. You also don't have to attempt to deride others simply for finding the joke funny, unless that's your idea of a good time. Is that how YOU define maturity... being old enough to think that it's your job to be a buzz-kill? Here's to hoping that I never get that old.
@JGudio26 күн бұрын
There should be some sort of name for a court that would send a kangaroo to prison.
@LunaryxDiarmait26 күн бұрын
Are there kangaroos in this court?
@JLee-rt6ve26 күн бұрын
Marsupial court?
@robertcartier508826 күн бұрын
Colbert's writing staff completely missed that one!
@wordwarrior235026 күн бұрын
Funny. Thanks.
@lifewuzonceezr26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 TOOL
@Sjalabais26 күн бұрын
The boneless chicken verdict is ridiculous. I mean, even taking this to the Ohio *supreme court* is painfully stupid. But it's just another layer of corporations > people. Words don't mean anything anymore.
@Battleneter26 күн бұрын
ChatGPT says "No, boneless chicken does not contain any bones. The term "boneless" specifically means that the bones have been removed from the chicken meat. If you buy boneless chicken, you can expect it to be free of bones."
@CyrilJap26 күн бұрын
@@BattleneterChatGPT still doesn’t get how stupid humans can be.
@TheIndianalain26 күн бұрын
Only in America can you find such ridiculous rulings, I swear.
@Shuizid26 күн бұрын
It's even more ridiculous if you consider someone person SUED because they EXPECTED a boneless chicken - only for the court to say "no you didn't expect that"...
@wordwarrior235026 күн бұрын
About the bones in chicken wings: Boneless chicken wings MAY have some bones. Isn´t that the point?
@758fiyuhbyrd924 күн бұрын
The guy who brought the boneless chicken wing case had a bone cut inside his throat. He was unaware and it got infected and he had to have multiple surgeries.
@Alexander_z19 күн бұрын
So he doesn't brush or floss
@averycheesypotato17 күн бұрын
@@Alexander_z you brush & floss your throat?
@AM-nx2vm15 күн бұрын
Yikes. I hope he is ok.
@AM-nx2vm15 күн бұрын
@@Alexander_z He got it stuck in his throat, not his teeth. Geez.
@daveg-Vancouver_Island12 күн бұрын
@@Alexander_zHahahha wow, that’s a weird way to brush an floss!
@SpaceForceCommander26 күн бұрын
Ohio is upset Corn Dog has no dog in it.
@thunderousapplause26 күн бұрын
that would be fabulous if someone took that to court. Because it sure seems like it's the same thing as boneless chicken wings.
@SuperLeica126 күн бұрын
Kristi Noem was there, no supply anymore.
@sedatedturtle26 күн бұрын
& buffalos don't have wings 🙄
@ldbarthel26 күн бұрын
The only way that chicken wing case makes sense is if it's a ruling on degree, e.g. you can still market dates as "pitted" even if one date per container still has a pit inside. The only other option is that this case exemplifies the state of art in legal rulings, which SCOTUS has so aptly demonstrated over the past few years.
@green_arr0w8426 күн бұрын
Unfortunately, it's been decades since corporations have had more rights than people.
@flackstar00726 күн бұрын
I believe this to be a manufactured legal precedent, in which other industries and then lower the expectations and get legal protection for products that fail to reach the standard at which they are sold as or are commissioned to deliver to the end consumer. It has an offset in which safety regulations could easily start being crunched one after another and the end consumer find themselves unable to take action for any damages of injuries suffered from being sold a product not of the quality they paid for.
@Kevin_Underhill26 күн бұрын
Based on other news sites, the actual Ohio case involved a bone fragment that was left behind during the 'deboning process'. Much the same that you can still find some small bones in fish that have been deboned, or in my own personal experience a fragment of a fish hook that I cracked a tooth on. Anyone remember back in the 80's when a person was expected to chew carefully?
@didi_cardoso26 күн бұрын
Surprised you didn't also mention Doug Ford's tone-deaf joke that Ontarians "patient overflow" can go get their MRIs done at the vet, when people in Ontario are waiting months and up to a year for diagnostic imaging.
@maryanneslater967526 күн бұрын
Didn't Doug's friends make a lot of money on land deals at taxpayer expense? Seems to be the only thing Conservative politicians are good at these days. They did the same thing in Saskatchewan.
@Lauriej11726 күн бұрын
In an emergency, you will get your diagnostic imaging when you go to the ER department at the hospitals in Ontario. Speaking from experience, both personally and as a healthcare professional.
@kilmer00925 күн бұрын
@@Lauriej117 If you're in healthcare then I'm not sure what your point is. Get your non-emergency imaging done at the already stressed ER? That 12 hour wait won't hurt I guess. Ford is a corrupt cancer on Ontario.
@erikt45424 күн бұрын
@@Lauriej117 Depends who agrees it's an emergency. I've known more than one person who was scared and went to Buffalo to pay for diagnostic business there.
@FakeSchrodingersCat22 күн бұрын
@@erikt454 Usually deciding if it is an emergency is up to the doctor. But if the person is healthy enough to travel to Buffalo on their own for an MRI they are probably not having an emergency.
@jackbauer32226 күн бұрын
Ohio state justice supreme court are the paragon of what's wrong with America ...
@gavriloking563726 күн бұрын
yep literal idiots - even if you read the majority opinion it is such crap that it shows authority and intelligence have zero relationship
@JLee-rt6ve26 күн бұрын
Ohio went for Trump in the 2020 election, natch.
@Bigfoot-px9gj26 күн бұрын
Don't forget JD Vance and Jim Jordon are from Ohio, so what does that tell you about the mental capacity of some Ohioans.
@robertalexander-bk5zj26 күн бұрын
@@Bigfoot-px9gj I do apologize for being "that guy" but you've made a typo. You spelled "most" wrong.
@Mrgoofyoops26 күн бұрын
@@robertalexander-bk5zjgood one.. I used to live in Ohio.
@edspace240226 күн бұрын
I wonder what holiday the Ohio Supremes got for that ruling..? Or maybe it was just a years worth of boneless chicken to choke down.
@flackstar00726 күн бұрын
The SCOTUS decision is quite an interesting one because underneath it lies something troubling., and I am sure the comedy hosts will be on it as some point. What is being dealt with is if a product can be sold at a specific level of quality but not be of that quality and the company be legally safe from any repercussions for selling inferior quality products. So to get this done a nonsensical boneless wings case is pushed forward to set the stage/precedent and then later and possibly on a quieter fashion, other cases would be put forward using the boneless wings as the got to case in order to reduce the quality of other products being sold. For instance a water supplier company could then claim that they should be able to be protected for supplying unfiltered water to areas where they are paid to provided filtered water and their justification being that not all filtered water is expected to be fully filtered therefore the quality of their water products can be lower then what they are paid to provide and be protected by the law to do so. There would then be a slow expanding of other adjacent companies looking to lower the bar for their products and in each of them the end consumer is the one paying the biggest price, as the consumer would still be forking over the money but would no longer be guaranteed the product of a quality comparable to that which they paid for and were expected to receive. So to anyone confused if this is a bad thing for the consumers, it most definitely is a bad turn of events!
@RuchiraDatta24 күн бұрын
The Ohio Supreme Court decision was 4-3, with 4 Republicans ruling in favor and 3 Democrats ruling against. (Ohio judges run in partisan primaries.)
@MonsterSound.Bradley26 күн бұрын
SCOTUS says corporations are people and they have enough money to buy any verdict they want.
@samuela-aegisdottir26 күн бұрын
It seems to me that in US, its the copanie, not the people, who are truly free.
@tinkerstrade355326 күн бұрын
That's as bad as the Michigan SC ruling that a tire rotation was "performed" by switching the tires. Finger tightening the lug nuts was just an ooopsie, and in no way is the business liable for the wreck, with injuries, that resulted.
@longlivedemocracy75626 күн бұрын
😱😢
@maryanneslater967526 күн бұрын
Like, what? Next, they'll decide that furnace repair job doesn't include making sure it isn't filling the house with carbon monoxide.
@beenaplumber837925 күн бұрын
OMG That's so wrong! I bet there's a federal remedy available. Who regulates that stuff federally? The NHTSA? People have the right to expect a qualified tire service technician will tighten their lug nits, and tighten them to the correct torque. Maybe under state law that's not the case, I dunno. Just wrong. The chicken stuff in OH is all covered by federal law, so the state ruling has little meaning. State supreme court justices are often elected, so their rulings can be a little squirrely.
@Tonyhouse116826 күн бұрын
As a 25-year vet of the restaurant/bar business I can confirm: BONELESS WINGS ARE CHICKEN NUGGETS!!
@yudithcaron805326 күн бұрын
Chicken nuggets don't have bones.
@maryanneslater967526 күн бұрын
@@yudithcaron8053 Exactly. And if they do, it's time to find out what broke down at the meat-packing plant. Or who's missing....
@Tonyhouse116826 күн бұрын
@@yudithcaron8053 “everyone hold up your hands. Whoever’s missing a finger is working overtime with no pay this weekend!”
@VoltisArt25 күн бұрын
@@maryanneslater9675 proof that _some_ chicken has fingers...
@jankapic741326 күн бұрын
I am from Prague and the news about the kangaroo didn't even hit our main news. Dudes hoppin' round our fields on a daily basis!
@samuela-aegisdottir26 күн бұрын
How did the kangaroo got to the Czech Republic? That's easy, his home, Austria, is a neighbouring country.
@carmenjoydoucette848826 күн бұрын
@@samuela-aegisdottir Hahahaha. Love it.
@72817388726 күн бұрын
Exactly. Land of the Emu Austriches
@presceskys25 күн бұрын
"It's times like this that I wonder if America is worth saving..." 😂🍗 😂
@davidkinsey865726 күн бұрын
I expect my boneless wings to be boneless, I don't expect them to be wings.
@dielaughing7326 күн бұрын
And ill settle for either buffalo OR chicken
@Hykje26 күн бұрын
"We shall go on to the end. We shall poop in France, we shall poop on the seas and oceans, we shall poop on the beaches, we shall poop on the landing grounds, We shall never surrender."
@brucebaker81026 күн бұрын
I was gonna go there. 😅 _We have not yet begun to poop._
@elvinn943426 күн бұрын
As a resident of Ontario Canada, the response was funny !!!😂😂😂😂
@neenajaydon964126 күн бұрын
I never thought I'd agree with Doug Ford on anything, but life is surprising . . .
@canadaclaret26 күн бұрын
Except you Know that both he and his brother have pooped on many a beach. There are parts of the Humber river where the banks are piled high with Ford family doo-doo.
@DrinkTheKoolAid6226 күн бұрын
@@canadaclaret And that s41t be real
@brucebaker81026 күн бұрын
No way!
@canadaclaret26 күн бұрын
@@brucebaker810 Way.
@brucebaker81026 күн бұрын
@@canadaclaret okay okay. Jeez.
@davidhepp190326 күн бұрын
"...It's times like this I wonder if America is worth saving..." Best line of the segment👍
@NewMessage26 күн бұрын
"Foks, don't be poopin' on the beach." is the most work Doug's done for Ontario since he hitched himself to his trainwreck brother.
@CantHandleThisCanYa26 күн бұрын
The people pooping on the beach are NOT Canadians..... *_they are Indians that were imported for cheap labor!_*
@CantHandleThisCanYa26 күн бұрын
The people pooping on the beach are NOT Canadians..... *_they are Indians that were imported for cheap labor!_*
@Realfrenchie26 күн бұрын
Don't worry, they only do that in Ontario, the rest of Canada owns toilets....lol
@robl504026 күн бұрын
that is not Canadians doing that, it's some piece of shit they let in
@judithrochon783726 күн бұрын
Its immigrants not Canadians. @@Realfrenchie
@rikkiechambers495926 күн бұрын
Skiffle jig …. This needs a definition please I like this word 😂
@xtifr26 күн бұрын
Skiffle is a style of music from the 1920s. A jig is a type of bouncy dance.
@lifewuzonceezr26 күн бұрын
😂 3:32 💯 heard this as a kid in Ontario! Also ignore the floating fish..😂
@trudycolborne237126 күн бұрын
Oh, you forgot and started doing it again? Well you were told so no more. Side note, does one wipe with sand, shells, stones, or just bidet with waves? I'm pretty confused.
@joekerr797526 күн бұрын
Ohio Supreme court was afraid to make the right decision on the boneless wings . What is the matter Ohio Supreme court are you.....CHICKEN ?
@Kate-ui5kc26 күн бұрын
Stephen missed the low hanging fruit of buffalo wings 😂
@sedatedturtle26 күн бұрын
Buffalo is a fruit?
@Metaldog1415025 күн бұрын
@@sedatedturtle Buffalo is a peach. Warm and fuzzy on the outside, but at its core there's a heart of stone.
@Kate-ui5kc25 күн бұрын
@@sedatedturtle delighted to here from one of my tribe 😁
@viewfromthehighchair939126 күн бұрын
Was a bit disappointed that you guys didn't realize that our Ontario Premier, Doug Ford, was the older brother of our former Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford. Could have been an even funnier segment had you realized that. The joke possibilities are endless. LOL
@M_SC26 күн бұрын
They don’t care. Americans do not care that much about Canada, ever.
@Tuaron26 күн бұрын
@@M_SC Yeah, but they really loved Rob for a bit, being the crazy, crack-smoking mayor of Toronto. Was a bit hit on late night shows for a while.
@erikaswanson707226 күн бұрын
I remembered that. They made a big deal of it at the time when Doug Ford became Premier. It was quite the Canadian scandal.. but hilarious for late night hosts here.
@viewfromthehighchair939126 күн бұрын
@@erikaswanson7072 See! Someone understands what I'm talking about.
@green_arr0w8426 күн бұрын
I guess the Ohio Court likes RVs and being taken on lavish trips, eh?! Also, Stephen's last words: "Alex Wagner. Bone!" Why, if I must!
@laurahoward542626 күн бұрын
It's a freaking MOTOR COACH!!!😵💫
@lisagulick414426 күн бұрын
Cats everywhere: _Humans, if you're going to poop in sand, cover it!_
@howsan8013Күн бұрын
These aren’t Canadians doing this.
@theduder261726 күн бұрын
It is now safe to say that if a court has the prefix "supreme" in front of it, it's probably going to make illogical decisions.
@RuchiraDatta24 күн бұрын
The Ohio Supreme Court decision was 4-3, with 4 Republicans ruling in favor and 3 Democrats ruling against. (Ohio judges run in partisan primaries.)
@jalabi9926 күн бұрын
0:48 First Nigerian egusi soup, now Cambodian celestial dance...Stephen's going all around the world in these "Meanwhile" intros
@scbtripwire26 күн бұрын
Low-probability-of-bone chicken just doesn't have the same ring to it!
@suzyinstitches27326 күн бұрын
😅
@ericminch26 күн бұрын
Of course you do find the occasional kangaroo in the Czech Republic; after all, it borders directly on Austria!
@evatripp778826 күн бұрын
Kangaroos are native to AUSTRALIA not AUSTRIA😅
@975093926 күн бұрын
@@evatripp7788 It was a geography joke.
@NewMessage26 күн бұрын
"..don't get me started on the beavers." Awww.. what can't we show our beavers to?
@Illjwamh26 күн бұрын
Beavers
@JP-rh7eb26 күн бұрын
4:20 well, you can’t expect the 13 year old migrant children working illegally in the slaughterhouses to pick out every single bone from the meat scraps, can you?
@laurendoe16825 күн бұрын
Next thing you know, Ohio Supreme Court will rule that orange juice doesn't have to come from citrus fruit.
@arothmanmusic26 күн бұрын
On behalf of Ohio's sane people, we apologize. We're trying, you guys. We're really trying.
@crazyburkey36775 күн бұрын
Must been an idiot from Apple Creek asylum, accidentally got themselves elected to the Supreme Court of the great state that's hi in the middle and round on both ends😂
@andrewvelonis594026 күн бұрын
Video starts at 1:35
@vermiform22 күн бұрын
Thank you so much.
@ewkeenan26 күн бұрын
Ohio Supreme Court- JD’s classmates no doubt.😂😂😂😂😂
@wtf118526 күн бұрын
That Ohio court ruling is almost as ridiculous as the Alabama court ruling that frozen embryos are children... Stupid is as stupid does.
@russellcampbell919826 күн бұрын
Love "Meanwhile" - the suspense as you pause is a highlight. How much more weird can the world get?! Answer - even more.
@peterkn226 күн бұрын
They should be henceforth referred to as "Bonehio"
@nomore616726 күн бұрын
Regarding the boneless wings with bones, I'm guessing that the Ohio Supreme Court looked at "seedless watermelon" as their comparison for reference.
@healdogtoe2c26 күн бұрын
I was wondering what that kangaroo did to be sent to prison.
@BarryRowlingsonBaz26 күн бұрын
He bounced a Czech.
@samuela-aegisdottir26 күн бұрын
I am sorry to inform you, but all zoo's are prisons.
@ArtificialArtist26 күн бұрын
"Boneless Chicken may contain bones" ... what's next?? Calling people with a spine 'Spineless'??
@mammawlee26 күн бұрын
😉😂😅
@awpegram25 күн бұрын
Cleveland's Boneless Thugs N Harmony are mortified at the Ohio ruling.
@strikercwl26 күн бұрын
It's so hard to stick up for Ohio when we keep doing crap like this...
@empurress7726 күн бұрын
Skiffle jig! I'm gonna use that in everyday conversation. :)
@crk.respublica26 күн бұрын
Spooning an opossum? There goes the chance to say 'spooning a dead bear in central park'.
@yudithcaron805326 күн бұрын
How would the dead bear play harmonica while Stephen dances?
@traildoggy26 күн бұрын
Makes sense, apparently we're also not supposed to expect Supreme Court justices to have spines.
@TheMr02drop26 күн бұрын
"In Ohio, Wings bone you!" - Yakov Smirnoff (probably). Also, missed a quality opportunity to say that in Ohio stickless hotdogs may contain sticks.
@LMM788026 күн бұрын
Doug Ford is the brother of our infamous former mayor Rob Ford. I know, God save us.
@StreetSinner26 күн бұрын
Ohio Supreme Court is protecting businesses from wrongful death lawsuits with that ruling. What did they get in exchange? Free boney nuggets for life? Cash, perhaps? All expenses paid vacation with the mistress? Or were they protecting their own holdings in companies with similar legal exposure?
@RuchiraDatta24 күн бұрын
The Ohio Supreme Court decision was 4-3, with 4 Republicans ruling in favor and 3 Democrats ruling against. (Ohio judges run in partisan primaries.)
@catherinepuma281526 күн бұрын
Love the close up on the shiny guitar tonight! That was awesome, and the band stellar as always :D
@zoeherriot26 күн бұрын
I love that song that the band always plays at the start... "bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... bdum bdum". It's a classic.
@GodTierComments26 күн бұрын
I haven't seen Stephen this worked up since the Colbert Report
@wraithgames26 күн бұрын
The Ohio restaurant in the boneless chicken story is in our hometown :(
@utkarsh274626 күн бұрын
How did no one make the argument that just like "Chicken fingers" present the promise of being shaped like fingers as the end-product or chicken nuggets being shaped like nuggets, similarly "boneless" chicken presents a reasonable expectation that the end-product one is getting might possibly be f-king BONELESS??!!
@dsludge821726 күн бұрын
You have my sincere condolences.
@evatripp778826 күн бұрын
Everyone should stay away from that place they probably bribed that so- called court!!! 😠😡👹👹👹👹👺👹👹👹👺👹👹👹
@RLLE-dl3oy26 күн бұрын
Also boneless: the Great State of Ohio's US Senator's couch. For now.
@kaistreets390926 күн бұрын
The Ford Family really is a stain on our Canadian society bahahaha first his brother Rob and now Douglas
@zeroreyortsed362426 күн бұрын
The boned "boneless" wings makes me worried about the fate of humanity. A lot of things make me worried about the fate of humanity on a daily basis. But a supreme court, making that kind of decision, really gets me worried. Next they'll be saying that your 100% Angus ground beef, can contain rat meat. You know, like when America was "great".
@lifewuzonceezr26 күн бұрын
Just rewatched Idiocracy..it has what plants need
@user-rg4pf7nd7h26 күн бұрын
Bless your heart, Ohio Supreme Court 😶
@o.b.721726 күн бұрын
Ohio SC: "People do not expect *'boneless chicken wings'* to really be boneless". ----- ----- ----- Here's a little fun fact for the Ohio SC: *IF* a company advertises and sells to me a product as *"boneless",* I do indeed expect that product to be *"boneless".* Now, this may not be the case with normal, everyday, "boney" chicken wings...but again: it definitely is the case with chicken wings, that are sold to me as *"boneless".* Funny, how expectations work, huh?
@DavidEllis-ir1cp26 күн бұрын
What a waste of taxpayers money. Ohio is going down the toilet.
@sarcasticat697926 күн бұрын
Today it's "boneless chicken can have bones," tomorrow it'll be "non-alcoholic drinks can have alcohol" and "allergy-free products can have allergens"
@davidlundquist197926 күн бұрын
Well actually, non-alcoholic beer does have alcohol. Only about one tenth of what regular beer contains, but it does have some. You'd have to drink gallons of the stuff to get a buzz going, but it's not literally "non-alcoholic".
@sarcasticat697926 күн бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 I mean sure, if you want to get technical about it. But that's like saying "Well boneless chicken isn't actually boneless because it has 1% bone fragments ground up with the meat; it's not literally boneless" but at that point it doesn't matter, because for the intended purpose, it's still boneless, just like it's still "no" alcohol. But what's happening with that verdict isn't based on a trace percentage technicality, because that's a risk in any product. What they're talking about is labelling full-bone chicken as "boneless" which is stupid, the same way labelling a standard alcoholic drink as "non-alcoholic" would be stupid.
@Mozart122026 күн бұрын
At one point, something had to have at least 10% actual fruit juice to be called "Juice". Anything less is called a "drink". I believe now it's at 3%.
@T3A000026 күн бұрын
I agree with you Stephen what the fuck is the point, Coffee with chicken BONE??
@Max.Paprika26 күн бұрын
The vegetarian line is accurate. My only night in Chicago, all I wanted was a deep dish pizza, and I ordered a margherita, which I'm pretty sure is meant to be the same ingredients no matter where you go. But this one came with pepperoni.
@johncatty656026 күн бұрын
Fun fact: in Germany, a pizza that comes with "pepperoni" (although spelled "peperoni") would still be considered vegetarian. In English you would refer to it as "chili". However, the pizza would not be advertised as a "margherita".
@Max.Paprika26 күн бұрын
Well this world's all sorts of confusing. At least we've got Google Translate. That app's a godsend.
@johncatty656026 күн бұрын
@@Max.Paprika "At least we've got Google Translate. That app's a godsend." Yeah. But Google translate is not perfect. It can lead to even more confusions :D
@M_SC26 күн бұрын
@@johncatty6560in English we would refer to a pepperoni pizza as chilli?!?!? No, we would absolutely not. What are you talking about
@johncatty656026 күн бұрын
@@M_SC "in English we would refer to a pepperoni pizza as chilli?!?!? No, we would absolutely not. What are you talking about" Read my comment again: where did I state that a "pepperoni pizza" would be called "chili" in English? I stated that the German word "peperoni" (not "pepperoni pizza") is "chili" in English.
@NancyPower3326 күн бұрын
I'm a Canadian who recently traveled to Toronto for an (epic!) concert. Overall, it was a great experience, and the public transportation was particularly great! HOWEVER. Leaving our hotel one day, I saw that someone had s*it against a wall on the sidewalk from a standing position. 🤢 How about accessible public toilets, safe injection sites, and HOUSING(!) rather than asking people not to shit in public spaces. Show some actual leadership, Doug.
@maryanneslater967526 күн бұрын
This needs to be upvoted and highlighted a lot.
@HairynosedWombat16326 күн бұрын
Hear hear! Love you Canada ❤❤❤
@kilmer00925 күн бұрын
Yup. Colbert missed the fact that this is the brother of the same guy he was joking about years ago for smoking crack and making crude public comments while being the Major of Toronto. The Fords are a disgrace; corrupt and hiding behind a friendly facade (Don't 'Folks' me you jerk!)
@ruthmurray952025 күн бұрын
This is largely from people who are uncustomed to Canada's traditions and customs. While, I don't want to stereotype, it unfortunately has been linked to people who do this in their country of origin and are continuing to do it in Canada.
@eltanko17825 күн бұрын
@@ruthmurray9520 The only proof of that I've seen is a racist-ass facebook meme.
@dm-3102416 күн бұрын
Thank you for standing up to the Ohio Supreme Court 5:08 thank you for standing up for boneless chicken being boneless. Un-flipping-believable.
@JayTee298526 күн бұрын
Uh oh. Portiongate is coming to Starbucks. 😂
@cindys524826 күн бұрын
Moron coffee drinkers already pay extra for a large ICED coffee that contains less than the contents of a medium because of all the ICE.
@PJAvenger26 күн бұрын
I do want some boneless kangaroo now - I understand it tastes like chicken.
@NewMessage26 күн бұрын
2:28 This is an 80's sitcom waiting to happen.
@reitairue207324 күн бұрын
As an Ohioan who has said this for years I would like to reiterate. WTF is wrong with people from Ohio. 🤣
@stephaniechung236626 күн бұрын
Stephen, I’m with you re the Ohio Supreme Court.
@brucebaker81026 күн бұрын
You have hereby filed an amicus OP in the pending case of Colbert v OSDC. (Ohio Supreme...ly Dumb Court). ...to which this comment has been appended.
@TB-tk5ob26 күн бұрын
United we stand Stephen, divided we fail. Quess chicken bones win 😅
@JLee-rt6ve26 күн бұрын
This just in: Ohioans are getting boned!
@Ederick193625 күн бұрын
On the flip side, we are all equally defeated and embarrassed that Thug Ford is still in office....
@markaldridge508926 күн бұрын
Anyone else here realising (like me) that the number one task for today has been put-off indefinitely by scrolling through this delicious thread? Admittedly, the case of Bones v Boneless is one the THE most pressing issues of our time. Sometimes I wonder whether Einstein would have cracked Relativity if distracted by such matters...
@mercator7926 күн бұрын
Ohio being Ohio... Rusty Florida
@yasmeen679026 күн бұрын
"Then what's the point of anything" pretty much sums is up
@dagrizz-ek4ih26 күн бұрын
That's a bone stick, my man! Thanks for bringing smiles to us all!!
@donhorak941726 күн бұрын
'72 Buick: classic! I could live there!
@MrJasciotto26 күн бұрын
If you got to poop on the beach at least cover it with sand
@Lukas-oy7kv26 күн бұрын
It means so much to me that the Czech Republic finally made it to the Late Show! 😀
@3rdmm26 күн бұрын
The rest of the world is also wondering whether America is worth saving, Stephen.
@357CLOUDY26 күн бұрын
America has to exist. We are the antithesis of nations like N. Korea or Russia.
@robertcartier508826 күн бұрын
Canada: Dibs on the Great Lakes! ...Lotsa nice sandy beaches
@charleswofford629626 күн бұрын
@@357CLOUDY American imperialism is a big reason countries like North Korea and Russia are the way they are.
@evatripp778826 күн бұрын
@@357CLOUDYWE COULD & SHOULD BE EVEN BETTER- NO MORE SUPORTING WAR CRIMES- NO MATTER what " religion" a country says they are get " RELIGION & BIG MONEY out of OUR GOVERNMENT. NOT ONLY DID OUR founding father's put this in OUR CONSTITUTION but JESUS HIMSELF warned us of the DANGERS of " RELIGIOUS" PEOPLE & MONEY & POWER working together to harm ORDINARY PEOPLE!!! wanting to grab ALL the land one's ancestors CONTROLLED 1300 years ago without regard to people now living there has nothing to do with GOD & has EVERYTHING to do with ARROGANCE, ENTITLEMENT & GREED & WAR CRIMES!!!😢😢😢'😠😡👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
@roberthill79926 күн бұрын
@357CLOUDY Tell that to the Vietnamese. Or the Laotians. Or the Nicaraguans. Or the Salvadorans. Or, or, or, or…
@EricAlexander-ry7ks12 күн бұрын
It's not "Canadians" pooping on the beach. It's people from other Countries that seem to think this is ok. Perhaps it's what they do in their Country. This is one aspect of why other Countries cultures &/or societies don't mesh. And never will.
@universeisundernoobligatio328326 күн бұрын
Live in Ontario Canada, Ford is a clown we cannot stand.