The two-handed knife only makes sense when you see how big the steaks were.
@LogicalMayhem005 жыл бұрын
The steaks have never been higher meme with cows on a weed plantation. 👌welcome to memes from the EU👌
@veronkrahss4825 жыл бұрын
XD
@ryanlorenzo50035 жыл бұрын
Have you SEEN those pike formations? You know the Swiss travel in herds.
@thedescendedangel4 жыл бұрын
Those are some monster hunter level steaks.
@TheUnseenPath4 жыл бұрын
Tridents and pitchforks are the forks.
@Crusader-tg1wx4 жыл бұрын
The man who said “Never bring a knife to a sword fight,” has clearly never heard of the Kriegsmesser.
@PerSon-xg3zr Жыл бұрын
I guess it was supposed to be "never bring a short to a long fight."
@Agent7195 жыл бұрын
Dundee: That's not a knife, THIS is a knife. Shad, adjusting glasses: Excuse but...
@Leo.232325 жыл бұрын
He never said that, it’s ‘That’s a knife.’
@Beardshire5 жыл бұрын
@@Leo.23232 Always looked like a big kitchen knife too me. Even has the same type of grip with a piece of metal sticking off the side for more hand protection. Why make it like that? I think it was cheaper.
@Leo.232325 жыл бұрын
Beardshire Are you talking about Dundee’s knife? It’s a bowie knife.
@Beardshire5 жыл бұрын
@@Leo.23232 No, talking about the messer.
@Leo.232325 жыл бұрын
@@Beardshire In that case it was a bit of a random thing to bring up, but the nail was put there as it was a civilian weapon, and civilians don't wear armour or have shields, so the extra hand protection was very useful for duels and stuff. That's why as time went on hand protection improved, because swords were more optimized to a civilian unarmoured market. And no, I don't think adding more metal to the hilt made it cheaper.
@juancholo75025 жыл бұрын
Once again, an Australian shows us a large bladed weapon & tells us "THAT'S a Knife". (^_^)
@lanasmith47954 жыл бұрын
You can't beat the classics
@inthefade4 жыл бұрын
It's a spoon
@dzhellek4 жыл бұрын
@@inthefade there is no spoon. The movie references are piling up.
@qtulhoo4 жыл бұрын
dzhellek This is getting out of hand. There are two of them now!
@vorpalblades4 жыл бұрын
@@inthefade I see you've played knifey-spoony before...
@SpaceWaterfall15 жыл бұрын
So, is this a sword? **points at Messer** German knife guild: Well, yes, but actually no.
@codythompson85095 жыл бұрын
His voice is perfect to just put in the background and listen while your doing something, I wish he would do a podcast???
@Sophia-vk5bq5 жыл бұрын
For cutting those extra thick sandwiches.
@eliteteutonicknight15 жыл бұрын
*EXTRA T H I C C!*
@timothyissler38155 жыл бұрын
Dagwood's knife, you mean.
@germanvisitor25 жыл бұрын
In medieval Germany, sandwich eats you.
@Sophia-vk5bq5 жыл бұрын
@@germanvisitor2 In Soviet Russia, sandwich cuts messer. 😜
@kamilwisniewski82615 жыл бұрын
@@germanvisitor2 you know what medieval Germany didnt have?
@НилИванов-ж1ц5 жыл бұрын
So, the knife guilds invented messers to avood copyright infringement
@gustavmeyrink_2.03 жыл бұрын
No. It is merely a language issue. The German word 'Schwert' (loosely translated as sword) describes specifically a double-edged, straight-bladed weapon. If it is not double-edged it is either a Säbel (sabre) or a Messer (Knife).
@w4158002 жыл бұрын
Wait, I thought it was to infringe upon the rights of the swordsmiths?
@peterraab34114 ай бұрын
Assualt Knives with High capacity edges.
@maxmustermann90584 жыл бұрын
"Nobody was allowed to carry arms." "Everyone was required to have a sword." It's like I am getting told a story by J.J Abrahams and Ryan Johnson !
@manoz6194 Жыл бұрын
But I carry two arms with me always...
@kyle1893410 ай бұрын
@manoz6194 you need to only have ONE at a time! remove one immediately!
@lukediehl12105 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna throw in my 2 cents as an amateur smith. The messer style construction is incredibly durable and very forgiving. The first long blade I ever made was a messer, and even though I had no idea what I was doing, it has held up to an insane level of abuse. That means that the messer style would have worked well for mass production by less skilled craftsmen, which would have reduced the price and made the weapons more accessible. That explains why the messer has a reputation as the common man's weapon.
@SaltyRogue2265 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@jakubpawlowski3965 жыл бұрын
Spot on. Probably during war, and a shortage of blacksmiths, someone came to the idea, hey, what if the knife makers just make really big knifes for us?
@MrZetor5 жыл бұрын
@Luke Diehl I agree. Also, in addition to the (relative) ease of making a full-tang handle, the heat treatment of a single-edged blade is a lot easier and a lot less critical than of a double-edged blade.
@jakubpawlowski3965 жыл бұрын
@@MrZetor not to mention, the blade is less likely to snap at the guard, as they so often do...
@MrZetor5 жыл бұрын
@@jakubpawlowski396 This actually is one of my all-time 'favorite' pet peeves. I would never EVER make 90-degree angles b/w the (hidden) tang and the blade itself. Not even into a short knife, which obviously won't experience nearly as much bending and twisting force as a sword. An even more retarded practice is to extend the fuller all the way through the guard and into the (hidden) tang! See, for example, 'The Oslo Viking Sword' by Darksword Armory: www.darksword-armory.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/new-oslo-sword-1308-viking-bare-blade-full-tang-medieval-weapon-800x600.jpg This POS has the aforementioned 90-degree angles, which are _always_ a weak point, but also the unnecessarily extended fuller. There is no way this mass-produced object could withstand hard hitting, let alone twisting/bending forces! Anyway, even a hidden tang sword _can_ be made strong, but the tang/blade interface will look nothing like the Oslo thing, _AND_ the fitment of the guard must be "tight like a man's anus"...
@mikeytheeaglescout5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for that medieval sword law video. A D&D friend of mine and I are always arguing about that subject (he insists that it was illegal for commoners to own swords, I say otherwise). When that video comes out, I am immediately sending that link to him to settle this debate once and for all.
@fenorlex11263 жыл бұрын
Any responses?
@5peciesunkn0wn Жыл бұрын
I think people are getting *Japan* mixed up with Europe for some of this stuff. Japan outlawed swords for commoners once the Samurai and such got big in their power and relative peace happened. Europe...didn't really have relative peace during the medieval era lol.
@googleisacruelmistress19105 жыл бұрын
Security guy: you can't bring a sword in here Me: this is a knife tho Security guy: (-_-) Me: no really check out the hilt Security guy: ... well ok then
@RandoBox5 жыл бұрын
Exactly how AR pistols work.
@karemare64265 жыл бұрын
you guys think in a situation like this, the sharpness of the blade is taken into consideration? I mean, by the security staff. If not it's a huge problem, a blunt sword can't pass, but a dead sharp Kriegsmesser is OK :)
@sik3xploit5 жыл бұрын
@@karemare6426 Just goes to show that no matter how many strides politicians will take to undermine us we will always have the means to kick it back in their face. That's why if they want to be the tyrant that they drool to be then they need to officially declare war on us instead of taking these weak baby steps.
@tree_alone5 жыл бұрын
That's not a knife! ... no really that's not a knife.
@googleisacruelmistress19105 жыл бұрын
@@tree_alone Yes it is... no really it is a knife.. a super knife... yeah that sounds about right
@danielmcbriel11925 жыл бұрын
In my German textbooks on weaponsmithing the blade weapons are usually divided into two classes. 1. They have their origin in the dagger. Pointed front, straight blade and two cutting edges. The swords. 2. They have their origin in the knife. Curved blade and only sharpened on one side. The saber class. (War knife, saber, scimitar, falchions, katana ...)
@zvonimirtomac78965 жыл бұрын
Why was the Knife Sword invented? To cut some really big bread, obviously.
@MsWatismyname5 жыл бұрын
Welp, just after I made my own comment about buttering a bread I read yours.
@pennyfarting5 жыл бұрын
FALSE. It was obviously made to cut giant vegetables. If it were for bread, it would be serrated.
@MsWatismyname5 жыл бұрын
@@pennyfarting How did I miss that, this is it!
@BRUXXUS5 жыл бұрын
Row boats don't use oars, those are just GIANT SPOONS from the spoon guild! 😁
@DZ-19875 жыл бұрын
*Read in posh-English accent* I do believe the "Big bread" you speak of is the French *Posh laughter* Almost forgot to say, but do imagine that with the monocle.
@hundwyn75305 жыл бұрын
The closed captioning says you're chad, high praise from impartial tech
@deadmeme89735 жыл бұрын
"swords were illegal" Vs "every man must own a sword" EXCUSE ME WHAT How does this happen? It's like people live in opposite land
@scratchy9965 жыл бұрын
Because feuding city-states. You have a bunch of rival families, controlling small and often fragmented pieces of land. Tension was high, and it often lead to violent skirmishes. Having an armed militia 24h a day was a necessity.
@olenickel665 жыл бұрын
I guess it has to do with stereotypical views on the medieval era that were developed during and after the enlightenment era: that feudal rule was unabashed tyranny that had to clamp down with its knights on the commoners 24/7 lest they revolt. From this we get many cliched ideas about certain weapons being outlawed to prevent peasants from arming themselves, whereas the reality is more complex and not only would commoners often identify with and support the feudal system, but having a sizeable levy that has arms and can be called upon as militia was a useful asset for any lord and free city alike.
@ccvcharger5 жыл бұрын
Switzerland actually does that now, but with guns.
@augustovasconcellos71734 жыл бұрын
@@ccvcharger Nah, that's Israel that you're probably thinking about. Switzerland lets you own all kinds of guns - even some you wouldn't be able to own in the US - and many people do own them, that is true, but you're neither required to nor allowed to own the ammunition for a majority of those guns (at least not without proper documentation). Israel, on the other hand, has compulsory military service for men and women, and trained soldiers who may be called into action are _required_ to be carrying their weapons at all times.
@ParadoxISPower4 жыл бұрын
That is human resistance 101
@zendikarisparkmage29385 жыл бұрын
Get well soon, Shad! You hid your illness really well. Thanks for muscling through for us!
@DZ-19875 жыл бұрын
I demand a more in depth video on Medieval Guilds.
@trevorh64385 жыл бұрын
Yes please.
@XanderCottrell5 жыл бұрын
i like to refer to medieval Germany as "not quite Germany yet" :P
@Thraim.5 жыл бұрын
How do you know it's a knife? Well, the knife-maker sold it to me... Sounds reasonable.
@aquamarinerose54054 жыл бұрын
would like, but 69 likes
@Thraim.4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the sentiment.
@zealotguy3 жыл бұрын
@@erojerisiz1571 knife-bed! 😤
@gustavmeyrink_2.03 жыл бұрын
It is quite simple: In German technical terms bladed weapons fall into one of two main categories: Schwerter & Dolche (swords and daggers) or Messer & Säbel (knives and sabres).
@TheTurtlePenguin5 жыл бұрын
I too have been promoting this myth of messers being the circumvention to the problem of it being illegal for lower classes to carry swords - Shad, thank you for educating me 🙏 I have now addressed my friends with the correction and admitted I were wrong. Thanks to you I have learned to do that without losing my self-esteem. It's great to be corrected, because then you can learn something new!
@Sleepless_Sam5 жыл бұрын
Ah the knife sword... A weapon almost as infamous as the long short spear.
@czarus_the_sniper99245 жыл бұрын
Hand and half axe
@zeroblade65995 жыл бұрын
And blunt edged weapons
@supremeotaku54435 жыл бұрын
Like the sniper pistols
@NoobNoob-ss5hs5 жыл бұрын
True as it may but it will never be as controversial as the half tang pommels.
@tigershark88675 жыл бұрын
Blunt-tipped Estoc
@FunkyPertwee2 жыл бұрын
Shad: "No one would define knife or sword by hilt construction!" Also Shad: "Knife and sword guilds defined knives and swords by their hilt construction."
@awesomeblader45 Жыл бұрын
*Legally, it was more like a gentleman's agreement that hilt construction allowed knife makers to create swords as length would start to get arbitrary.
@joshuakusuma59535 жыл бұрын
Exploiting a legal loophole to get customers from the other guys? Capitalism at its finest!
@j.h-j5j5 жыл бұрын
Sounds very American!
@thelvadam28845 жыл бұрын
if iam not mistaken the USA wasnt even a thing back then... wich again just shows they are nothing but the crazy side of Europeans 😄
@QwertyBoredom1225 жыл бұрын
@@thelvadam2884 Americans are just 1700's Brits on steroids.
@KairuHakubi5 жыл бұрын
i'll take the guild system anyday over modern unions or government meddling ;) not to mention insurance, (including health care) another thing guilds and lodges did better
@Jsand7145 жыл бұрын
Jose Hernandez Martinez fuck socialism
@voci42025 жыл бұрын
In a nutshell: "You can't have swords of this length!" *Makes a big knife* "That... does that count?" *Makes it bigger and bigger* "Hold on, now, you ruffian, tha-" *Sword guilds and knife guilds teaming up and making every variant as much as possible to get a giggle out of it.* "I give up..."
@ambuknight5 жыл бұрын
It's so sad I can't meet professor Shadiversity 😭🥺😭. "Get well professor"
@FF3LockeZ5 жыл бұрын
"Why was this really stupid looking weapon invented?" "To get around some union laws and allow the knifesmiths to make a higher profit margin." Human nature never changes, does it?
@kingmasterlord4 жыл бұрын
We don't like being told what to do, so we do what we want even when we're told not to. Yep, human nature.
@AnimeFan98333 жыл бұрын
How dare you slander Kriegsmesser like that two years ago, they're beautiful!
@chuck92463 жыл бұрын
@@AnimeFan9833 dude, holy shit i was about to revive this dead comment to say the same thing lol. Beautiful blade.
@lancepage19143 жыл бұрын
@@chuck9246 100% its a beautiful weapon.
@ottovonbismarck50675 жыл бұрын
The "Kriegsmesser" saw it's widest use around 1500. The term "Deutschland" - in the form of the respective German from that time - was already used in the 14th century and became widely used in the 15th century. A state of "Deutschland" certainly didn't exist, but the term itself actually refers to the land (Land) where people speak German (Deutsch) and as such was, as you can see, used before the Kriegsmesser was even widely used. So saying that it was popular in Germany, as the translation of Deutschland, is completely accurate even if we take into account the term people used back then. Because when talking about things that were general true across the German states, they did indeed use sentences along the lines of "In Deutschland XY."
@DZ-19875 жыл бұрын
Doucheland. ~My friend 2019.
@DZ-19875 жыл бұрын
We're still rivals. He said that 2 weeks ago.
@richardaubrecht28225 жыл бұрын
Alse, there was a German Kindom, one of the three parts of the Holy Roman Empire besides Italian Kingdom and Burgundy. After the 12th century it was gradually replaced by the title of Roman king.
@ohauss5 жыл бұрын
@@richardaubrecht2822 For the period at issue. Burgundy wasn't much of an issue. The Kingdom of Arles which consisted of former Burgundian possessions had long been fragmented at the time and what was called Burgundy at the time was a Duchy, mostly under French influence but situated strategically so as to be able to ride the fence on occasion and support one side today, the other tomorrow, or achieve a certain level of independence simply through the threat of supporting the other side if one was to bring its foot down too hard.
@richardaubrecht28225 жыл бұрын
@@ohauss I know. I was talking about the time before the 12th century. When the King of Italy was a real thing, Lombards were still Langobards. Our emperor Charles IV was also King of Arles, but at the time it was just a title without any real power and he killed that title anyway.
@ChristianThePagan5 жыл бұрын
Finally somebody got this right. One nitpick though, the langes messer and kriegsmesser were not just falchions which is a very common modern misconception about these things. There is a fantastic flora of blade types for this weapon, particularly the one handed langes messer. You could get them with falchion machete like blades, curved sabre like blades and what were basically completely conventional straight sword blades.
@robfromjersey78995 жыл бұрын
"That's not a knife, that's a sword." "No it's short enough, it's a knife." "It's a sword-knife." "No, it's a knife sword." "Screw it, I'm getting a halberd."
@youtubeisdead18585 жыл бұрын
"It's an axe hammer spear.'" "No, it's an axe-spear with a hammer." "It's a hammer and an axe with a spear on it." "No, it's a weapon of war with an axe and a hammer on it." "So I can't use it for lumbering or blacksmithing?" "Well yes, but actually no-" "Fine, then I'm bringing a gunknife. Happy?"
@claptrap40845 жыл бұрын
This is when the measuring tape was invented.....everybody carried around Messers to the point that guards had to be ready to measure blade lengths at a moments notice!
@Ferelcapox74 жыл бұрын
poleaxe..
@ottersirotten42904 жыл бұрын
the german name for that thing is "Kriegs Messer" means war knife
@lau_taro00374 жыл бұрын
This is me in Mordhau
@SkippertheBart5 жыл бұрын
That Mick Dundee picture in context made me laugh long and loud. Excellent choice.
@silent_stalker36875 жыл бұрын
‘The true origin of the knife sword’ Aka: the little sword that could.
@zacktoor15915 жыл бұрын
"I think I cut. I think I cut."
@EmeraldEyesEsoteric5 жыл бұрын
"excuse me," said the knife sword. "I'm a little knife that could... and my owner is a girl with big feet who insists she is a size 6."
@bioforce55 жыл бұрын
As an American, that myth honestly sounds very believable. There's quite a few workarounds for firearm laws that are rather similar to that concept. For example, in the U.S. shotguns with barrels shorter than 18.5 inches are highly restricted, and in some states are flat out illegal. However, if you have a "pistol" designed to shoot .45 Colt that just so happens to have a chamber long enough to fit .410 shot shells, you can legally load it up with shotgun shells and call it a pistol. Similarly, if the weapon is designed to shoot shot shells from the get go, say 12 gauge shells, but it was designed in a manner that meets the legal criteria of a pistol, it is considered neither a shotgun nor a pistol and is instead an "Any Other Weapon." AOW's are still more restricted than "normal" firearms, but are legal in more states and don't require as large of a fee to be paid to the government to register to own them. Other weirdness gets introduced when you look at the laws of specific states. In Pennsylvania, for example, it is illegal to conceal a rifle or shotgun. You can technically carry them openly, though the police will hassle you about it and probably charge you with disturbing the peace, but having one hidden is illegal even if you have a concealed carry license. This is due to PA's carry licenses specifying that they permit you to conceal a "firearm" and PA does not recognize rifles or shotguns as "firearms" under legal terminology. However, "Short Barreled Rifles" and "Short Barreled Shotguns" ARE considered firearms and CAN be legally concealed if you have a concealed carry permit and have registered the weapon as short barreled. This means that in PA you can circumvent the law which prevents you from carrying concealed rifles or shotguns by registering your firearm as a MORE restricted classification and cutting its barrel short. So, while the myth may not be true, I don't think you should laugh the idea off so quickly. While it may "logically" be an illegal weapon, the law itself is not always so clean cut and "logical."
@Torthrodhel5 жыл бұрын
Guild enforcer: "I like your enthusiasm, but we can't just make swords. We're the knife guild. Just concentrate on honing your craft. Make a great knife." Pyramid Head: "Hmm..."
@Gr3nadgr3gory5 жыл бұрын
Grossemesser!
@donna300445 жыл бұрын
Jane Ross Knife makers are always honing their skills; it gives them an edge. Gotta stay sharp to keep up with competition.
@MrDibara5 жыл бұрын
Jane Ross *D--... Did you **_have_** to go there?* T__T
@Torthrodhel5 жыл бұрын
@@MrDibara What else was I gonna do, just sit there and eat pizza?
@MrDibara5 жыл бұрын
@@Torthrodhel _It would've been an option,_ YES. XD
@monanagel66165 жыл бұрын
Had to watch this after spending my weekend at a medieval camp with lots of sword enthusiasts around me and falling in love with the Messer.
@Nicitel945 жыл бұрын
Oi, you cheeky buggar, you got a loicense for that knife sword?
@draketungsten745 жыл бұрын
Knoife sword :)
@samuelevans7385 жыл бұрын
Argh! Want to join in, but don't know how to do the fake accent!😭😖 eh, wot?
@nopeno23505 жыл бұрын
Very happy for you hope this leads to more meet and greets
@ronin47-ThorstenFrank5 жыл бұрын
Seeing the title of the video, charging hate device, ready for flame war, watching video, discharging hate device.... Good researched and excellently explained. And I got a new book to read. Greetings from Germany.
@dcsobral5 жыл бұрын
I believe the question on knife length was finally settled on the movie Crocodile Dundee.
@ChrisM2435 жыл бұрын
As a viewer from Germany: pretty good pronunciation (besides the word "Nagel". :)
@carschte02825 жыл бұрын
I was still floored from "groß Messer", german grammar is the best, not.
@graceswan43535 жыл бұрын
carschte 0 But isn’t that just.. “big knife-sword-thingy”? that’s the same as English grammar right?
@carschte02825 жыл бұрын
Grace Swan no, not at all. If groß is a adjective, then it should be großes Messer, but Großmesser is fine, because it‘s one word (at least that is what it should be in german) like Langschwert (the german version of longsword).
@mbnhiphopmusik64295 жыл бұрын
@@carschte0282 also German and I have come across the terms "Großmesser" and "Kriegsmesser".
@carschte02825 жыл бұрын
MBNHipHopMusik I know that Großmesser is correct but I was heavily confused for a few minutes as I heard it
@williamweissner63795 жыл бұрын
ever since I started watching this channel the Messer has become a favorite of mine thanks Shad
@Tauntaun7075 жыл бұрын
The argument in shockingly similar to the myth. It's just that the craftsmen are pushing the semantics rather than the consumers. Could be where the myth stems from, someone just got one group mixed up with the other.
@Llortnerof5 жыл бұрын
Just look at patent and copyright issues. That kind of beancounting sounds a lot more believable.
@ottersirotten42904 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the 20mm armour piercing "hunting rifles" produced in the weimar republic
@gustavmeyrink_2.03 жыл бұрын
The truth is German technical terms. Bladed weapons are split into two main groups: Schwerter & Dolche (swords and daggers) and Messer & Säbel (knives and sabres). So in German a sabre is simply NOT a type of sword and neither are Kriegsmesser. Schwerter are typically straight and double-edged. If a weapon is not double-edged it is NOT a Schwert (sword) in German.
@DatAsianPlays5 жыл бұрын
This is like having an AR15 "pistol". It's not a short barreled rifle because it doesn't have a stock, it has a brace
@thesmallestminorityisthein40453 жыл бұрын
ATF, seeing that the owner of a 12" AR also has a dog: we got him. Also ATF, seeing that the AR has a brace: _Mission failed, we'll get him next time_
@Kayem237 Жыл бұрын
@@thesmallestminorityisthein4045 2023, Next time is here.
@pattthepriest4 жыл бұрын
"That's not a knife that's a spoon" "Ah I've seen you've played knife spoony before"
@vane9090905 жыл бұрын
I'd love to meet you IRL, Shad. If only Australia wasn't on a different planet.
@KickyFut5 жыл бұрын
Borderlands:Pre-Sequel?
@mgk20205 жыл бұрын
I lol'd
@enjibkk68505 жыл бұрын
Definately a different planet. The sun even moves differently over there.
@KickyFut5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, different stars in the sky too!
@ClemensGleich5 жыл бұрын
Yes, this is the most reasonable theory at the moment. It also has a logical direction: In most legal entities (like the big cities like Nuremberg) German peoples were required to own weapons, because they had to do watch and war duty. So there was a very large and lucrative market for weapons, including swords. The knife-maker guilds wanted in on this and produced swords that followed the definitions of a knife, only bigger. One of the main points was: a single edge instead of two edges. With these products, they aimed at the lower-priced end of the market, targeting normal citizens and later professional soldiers (Landsknechte) with simple, sturdy, no-nonsense, single-edged cutting swords. Greetings from the Land of your Dreams (in Germany, we have roundabout 25.000 real castles)
@gammafighter5 жыл бұрын
Leave it to an Aussie to make this video. Should have titled the video "That's not a knife!"
@Zalgardis5 жыл бұрын
*looks at title. Thinks back to when I was in Germany. Delighted squeals when the information in the museums comes back to mind accurately after several years*
@Evanski5 жыл бұрын
Knife? Or Sword? *Both.* Both is good.
@vanderwallstronghold89055 жыл бұрын
Knife? Or sword? Yes.
@Cowgirlcadet5 жыл бұрын
Now you must make a meme with Tulio and Miguel holding these instead of their rapiers.
@eggmynog5 жыл бұрын
Look up AR15 pistols and pistol braces... Trust me, the "letter of the law" sometimes dictates how and what people will circumvent. "No, that's a pistol you idiot" ;) Love the content, keep up the good work
@Carewolf5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that is modern day America. No real country operates like that ;)
@ottersirotten42904 жыл бұрын
germany produced during the weimar republic time 20mm armour piercing "hunting rifles"
@jalpat22723 жыл бұрын
@@ottersirotten4290 ja, sie for metal beast.
@A-G-F-3 жыл бұрын
@@ottersirotten4290 Well, what if you wanna hunt a Wyvern?
@mosesa.weaver30585 жыл бұрын
Always down for spending quality time with my favorite Aussie!
@Zorisura5 жыл бұрын
Get well soon Shad this was a very interesting video tbh the things about guilds.
@lucasallen53494 жыл бұрын
I can't help but be distracted by the full set of WoT right under where you are trying to keep my attention. Been watching your content for years and you've officially earned my subscription and convinced me to read your book I keep hearing about. Keep up the amazing work!
@prophetisaiah085 жыл бұрын
Here's a theory: If the ownership of a sword was mandatory for even commoners in most of the Holy Roman Empire, perhaps the sword-makers guilds partnered with the knife-makers guilds to increase production of affordable swords to meet the demand created by these legal requirements. They may have even been mandated by the government to do so to give the common folk the means to meet the legal requirement. Think about it. If ownership of a car was required by law for all adult citizens, don't you think that the auto companies would be scrambling for factory partners to build the cheapest cars that meet the standard to sell to the MILLIONS of people who are now required to own one? (I know the example is a bit far-fetched, but it's the best my limited intelect could come up with on the spot.)
@scratchy9965 жыл бұрын
The sword makers had the best lobbyists ever ! edit : OK maybe the bread lobbyists were better, they managed to include their product in the Lord's Prayer...
@stianberg56455 жыл бұрын
That also makes it possible for the sword makers to retain a "premium stamp". Perhaps you are right, that the guild was sort of pressured to meet the demand, but didn't want to sell swords at a lower price. Interesting thought
@Oxissistic5 жыл бұрын
To build on both of these ideas, it also makes sense from a time perspective. if you are making premium swords and have to stop to fill 100 orders for cheaper low(er) quality blades to sell to the common man that means you can make less high end stuff. Punching out some blanks for the Knife guys to finish fits that middle ground to meet the masses needs while leaving more time for the super awesome long swords to be produced.
@TheRobotsWillEatYou5 жыл бұрын
this theory of yours makes most sense and perhaps, (to extend this further), the shorter bladed messer was cheaper than the longer ones to further be more economically viable for the masses.
@dockbabington4224 жыл бұрын
Before I watched this, I would've thought it had something to do with the sumptuary laws at the time. Thank you for clearing this up a bit.
@Robo2k_5 жыл бұрын
How the- A sword is a long knife I am many confusions -|===> A sword -|=> A knife
@silent_stalker36875 жыл бұрын
RoboMage 2000 -|=< Eye poker!
@Nethan20005 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a knife and a dagger then?
@Nerobyrne5 жыл бұрын
-|=====> A KNOIFE!
@smileywarhead51785 жыл бұрын
-|==> ???
@isaacsaunders68605 жыл бұрын
Smiley Warhead short sword
@SpudsMcGeese4 жыл бұрын
Was watching the katana misconceptions video and thought "I wonder if you have anything on Messers?" I think KZbin can read minds because this was the recommended video.
@nixiepixie56945 жыл бұрын
You covered this so well. Very informative and I enjoyed it immensely. I look forward to a video covering the Roman Empire.
@thehackingburger30025 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this, Shad! My main character in a series I'm writing is going to have a messer, probably a two-handed, so I'm trying to find out all I can. I have watched your dedicated series, but it seems my messer thirst is unquenchable! Oh, and get well soon! ^_^
@thisguyplaying58035 жыл бұрын
enemey: HA I HAVE A SWORD WHAT DO YOU HAVE? me: I HAVE A KNIFE-SWORD enemey: wait.... so its just a swo- me: A KNIFE-SWORD enemey: but a sword is literally a knife but bigger and lon- me: HA NOPE.
@WindyREDPanda5 жыл бұрын
I think the word ya looking for is "Enemy"
@thisguyplaying58035 жыл бұрын
im sorry but in too lazy to edit it all XDXDXD
@WindyREDPanda5 жыл бұрын
@@thisguyplaying5803 but your not too fucking lazy to respond to me. Fix your shit.
@MM-qk9wx5 жыл бұрын
"It's a KNIFE, there are minor yet technical differences which constitu-" *is stabbed*
@thisguyplaying58035 жыл бұрын
@@WindyREDPanda is it necessary to swear in this situation or to be mad at all?
@matthewsteele52293 жыл бұрын
What I find interesting is the Nagal (nail) that survived the guild transition. Bauernwahr (hunting knives) had no cross at all but instead had a flattened nail that acted as a hand stop. In the crossover onto langesmesser hilts, it survived to act as a third quillon, and makes up the defining techniques of messer fencing of masters like Talhoffer and Lekuchner. It SEEMS to be the first iteration of a more complex hilt than the traditional cross guard. 16th century dussacks/tessacks/ Sinclair-hilt Sabres keep this feature while adding knuckle protection or a swept hilt. Also, contemporary longswords began featuring ring hilts, symmetrical and asymmetrical, where the Nagal is replaced with a strong D shaped ring connecting the quillons. A few later messers, 15th-16th century finds, have a knuckle bow in the form of a 90° downward extension of the front facing quillon. Dussack trainers made of wood and leather copy this as a D shaped knuckle guard over an otherwise featureless hilt. These were used as stand-ins for various one handed swords during tutorship and at fechtshule tournaments. .. also, Meyer gang all the way.
@steevemartial40845 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely interested in more videos about the Holy Roman Empire! Between gothic armour and messers, they had some of the best looking gear in the late XVth century.
@markus47325 жыл бұрын
As a German im pleasantly surprised how well you pronounced those words! 👏
@skjelm63635 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy your videos. Thank you and keep going! Guilds... yeah here in Germany we were always great to organize and in bureaucracy. And we are good in tell others what to do and correcting others, so: Your German sounds good! Except "Nagel", the "g" was pronounced well, but the "a" is more like in "Nah!" or in "castle" Here you are, I am from the smartypants-guild... sorry, can't help it. Greetings from cologne!
@FunkAndFluff7 ай бұрын
3:41 "I wanna focus on the sword right now" might be the most Shad thing I've ever heard.
@matteussilvestre85835 жыл бұрын
Now *this* is a knife!
@kriegkorpsman4025 жыл бұрын
You call this a knife? *shows long bayonet* THIS is a knife.
@tomh.57505 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who knows how to pronounce the names right.
@RealZeratul3 жыл бұрын
Kind of, yes, and I appreciate that. Although I had to smile when he said them first and tried very hard to get that Rammstein-style R in there, basically nobody here in Germany rolls the R like that. Also he didn't quite nail "Nagel" (heh), because the "a" has to be like "Ah!"
@Azdaja135 жыл бұрын
"That's not a noif. _This_ is a noif." - Sniper made the Messer, confirmed and irrefutable! Also, get well soon! :D
@marshalmarshall21095 жыл бұрын
Reach into the enemy for raspberry jam...WITH YOUR BRAND NEW KNIFE SWORD!
@mckenzielannigan43055 жыл бұрын
Skall's favorite way to end them rightly
@Harshhaze5 жыл бұрын
Can't disconnect the pommel, so you just throw the whole damn sword[knife]
@emiliomedina19202 жыл бұрын
Mate, I started watching your videos just a few months ago, I've been going from playlist to playlist, you've got some amazing content! I started with the fantasy re-armed, and creative writing. Thank you for all the content!
@steevemartial40845 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed that you would give free Calimacil swords. They are probably the best foam swords out there.
@TheArcSet5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for a very informative and interesting video. Also, I see you proudly displaying an entire wheel of time set :).
@Leubast5 жыл бұрын
1:02 That is the exact sword I want from Calimacil. The Kingdom Come: Deliverance Sir Radzig sword.
@Joe___R5 жыл бұрын
Any bladed weapon that is longer than from your elbow to your finger tips is a sword, anyone shorter is a knife. That is the best rule of thumb I can think of for where knives end and swords begin.
@wilagaton96275 жыл бұрын
SWORDS!! I mean KNIFE SWORD!! But isn't a sword technically a long knife? But if that is. . . Then it means. . . SWORDCEPTION!!
@KeacePeeper5 жыл бұрын
You mean Messer
@viralthoughts62785 жыл бұрын
I love SHADIVERSITY! I discovered this channel only a few months ago! I wish I could go to the festival! His channel has inspired me to start my own channel with his movie reviews.
@darknessml61455 жыл бұрын
"We liked knife so we made more knife" Trust me my dad works at the Nintendo Kingdom
@zetsumeinaito4 жыл бұрын
I like a lot of the Messer designs. I always found single edged swords to have interesting and often elegant curves.
@thatsteampunkguy65285 жыл бұрын
I wanna take this moment to announce something .... MACHICULATIONS!
@BrightonsPriest5 жыл бұрын
The Steampunk Gamer what about DRAGONS!
@thatsteampunkguy65285 жыл бұрын
@@BrightonsPriest dropped my pommel and they became extinct sadly. Why do you not see them nowadays.
@coltonaallen5 жыл бұрын
Aye!
@GreySativa5 жыл бұрын
😂😃 And now I'm dead.😂🤣
@nasserfirelordarts65745 жыл бұрын
How dare you!!!! You misspelled it, Machicolations *NOT MACHICULATIONS* "O"
@edi98925 жыл бұрын
The funny thing: Kriegsmesser look quite a bit like a Katana and the Katana has a similar hilt construction and its name could be translated as knife too! As a side-note: There were at least four smithing guilds: blacksmith (e.g. barrel-bands; nails and horseshoes, possibly also axeheads); knifesmith (possibly also spearheads); swordsmith (possibly also halberds) and the armourer. What really separated them originally was their ability to work with steel. You can make a nail from crappy iron using a crappy forge, but a breastplate, longsword or rapier require way more. However, over time the iron-processing became better and so did the forges, which allowed knifesmiths to make sword-length blades cheaply compared to previous swordmakers. The prices for swords and armour dropped (old iron being recycled rather than new one mined; cheaper production techniques while increased quality) and the guilds tried to control the markets...
@gabrielpottebaum52495 жыл бұрын
Any morning I wake up to a video about Messers is a morning worth waking up! Thanks Shad!
@Tennouseijin5 жыл бұрын
One thing I find quite interesting about guilds is how they often had associated towers or sections of the city walls they were responsible for, especially in case of siege. So there would be a 'carpenters tower', 'shoemakers tower', and so on.
@gabrielwunderlich5055 жыл бұрын
Get well soon! And thanks for all your great work. Being from Germany, it’s nice to hear some historical information, delivered by my favorite Australian. 😊
@chalichaligha32345 жыл бұрын
Thank you Shad, and I wish you a swift recovery.
@arx35165 жыл бұрын
Wonderful! A medieval event with historically accurate kangaroos, koalas and summers in december!
@scratchy9965 жыл бұрын
@Edohiguma people think Kung Fu pandas are dangerous , until they meet the Octagon koalas.
@juliena3895 Жыл бұрын
Makes sense, in the late 1600 Versailles, any commoner that came to the court was lended a sword, it was a mark of self-respect and respect to others to wear one, and was compulsory. So just, "free man" status. Don't know if it was the case before though.
@wanderingshade83835 жыл бұрын
SHAD'S SICK!!!?!!1?!! NOOOOOOOO Soon well get!! Wait...
@nealsterling81515 жыл бұрын
Get well soon @Shad! A Video about late medieval Germany? That would be amazing!! Maybe you could do a series about it? (Or Maybe you could take a closer look at a specific city, like Freiburg or even the city of Bretten for example.)
@portsouth5 жыл бұрын
You: knife sword Me, an intellectual: knord
@draketungsten745 жыл бұрын
I like the sound of swife.
@NevisYsbryd5 жыл бұрын
Nords with knords
@ronanvankessel63295 жыл бұрын
Skyrim belongs to the Knords
@ryanbolin18585 жыл бұрын
I choose to pronounce this with the k not being silent.
@arnekrug9395 жыл бұрын
You: knife sword Me, an intellectual: Messer
@aslakjacobsen15175 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff Shad. It would be so awesome if you made a video on the Butterfly Swords, some of the only weapons in history designed to be dual wielded.
@cebenify5 жыл бұрын
Holy Roman Empire= Holy Hot mess. Also machiciolations!
@LogicalMayhem005 жыл бұрын
Not holy not Roman and not actually an Empire😉😆
@samuelevans7385 жыл бұрын
@@LogicalMayhem00 yup. Not even the Vatican. Btw, watch overly sarcastic productions' Pope fights episodes. Really good! 😸😹
@arx35164 жыл бұрын
But it did spawn the renaissance, after the battle of Legnano the north italian communes were de facto independent , without having to give taxes and men to the empire their economies flourished and the renaissance became possible.
@ratman5055 жыл бұрын
Some more translations 'cuz I couldn't find them here yet: Langmesser - long knife Kriegsmesser - war knife Großmesser - great knife Ich bin sehr zufrieden mit diesem Video - I really liked this video
@Agent7195 жыл бұрын
Also, from the Netflix Castlevania: "Your long knife against my short sword."
@s.gilbertdyer86835 жыл бұрын
Get Well, Shad! Thanks for doing this video despite not feeling well.
@ticonofruger5735 жыл бұрын
10:04 Woah! That's not Shad writing there. Is that your wife? Has she always made these? Go Shadswife! And get better soon Shad :)
@ACarpenter895 жыл бұрын
Would love to meet you and your brother Jazza someday just to thank you both in person for helping me come up with hobbies that help me stay sober through your videos. Got to save money to get to Australia someday, always wanted to visit .
@christianmadsen10925 жыл бұрын
Quite informative. I actually believed the myth of outlawed swords for the longest time. Guess I should have done my research :)
@sssargon85695 жыл бұрын
get well soon, shad! I know im late, but I still hope you're not sick anymore
@Leubast5 жыл бұрын
Now I'm going to make a city(ies) that outlaw swords and have one character come in with a messer and have that same argument with a town guard and get throw in the dungeon.