MEDIEVAL TIMES WERE EPIC - Mordhau Funny Moments and Gameplay

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[@jonshaw840]

12:00 Nano realizes why Alexander the Great was able to conquer so much territory using the phalanx

[@quentinrousseau6866]

Until the phalanx met the legion's gladius

[@sethleoric2598]

I thought he killed Koi fish

[@quentinrousseau6866]

@alvi syahri this is so sad :((

[@mrv4953]

It gets to the point

[@mrv4953]

alvi syahri When the rodocks meet the khan

[@richardmoore609]

"Oh you got shanked. Welcome to East London mate" lol

[@Nanoytgaming]

If fallion says it its probably truw

[@Mamac2006]

this one's *edgy*

[@ilickyourtoesatnight9535]

In New York City it’s South Bronx

[@orcakinggaming9388]

Bloody Hell the wanker shanked me

[@Stevekolenshnikoff]

But you have a american flag in your profile...

[@tommeakin1732]

"One of our friends only talks using a soundboard" I am curious about how this friendship even began to blossom.

[@Con5tantine]

*quack*

[@pixelbox5874]

@@Con5tantine *yes*

[@fallion6355]

His name is Wisecat, and he cant talk, so we force him to use alternative communication methods... Don't read too much into that.

[@ducaoftheabruzzi]

Fallion he doesn't have the ability to or he doesn't have a mike

[@tommeakin1732]

I am going to choose to believe that he is quite literally mute, and is actually frantically crying out for help in the only way he knows how - generic duck noises.

[@trrebi981]

See, that’s why medieval armies were composed of a bunch of random guys with spears and polearms.

[@Nanoytgaming]

They are very effective in groups yep

[@masterblaster4960]

Spears are a classification of one type of polearms

[@sLeEpYrOcK1]

@@masterblaster4960 they're pole that you use with your arms :^)

[@masterblaster4960]

sLeEpYrOcK1 a pole arm is a close combat weapon in which the main fighting part of the weapon is fitted to the end of a long shaft, that is what a pole arm is

[@512TheWolf512]

@@Nanoytgaming spears and all of their variations are actually the best melee weapon ever invented, generally even better than swords

[@sly5796]

"I'd do what he says, he seems angry" Nano, with blood dripping down his head because of the hammer the engineer threw: *Yeah...*

[@Nanoytgaming]

he made a compeling argument

[@sly5796]

@@Nanoytgaming indeed he did

[@Opachki69420]

that awkward moment when a guy parries your arrow then fortnite dances in your face lmfao

[@fastmadcow]

then kills you...

[@d3runb3kannt33]

That was so fucking great :D

[@gaussgaming9869]

I did actually lose my shit when that happened haha

[@CAPDude44]

Nano finally caught on to why the spear was the most common weapon for most of human history.

[@tobieeck9676]

hahaha you also saw that one youtube video?

[@CAPDude44]

@@tobieeck9676 Lindybeige!

[@eggheadpayton]

This is basic history my dude, no lindybeige video required (although it’s worth a watch anyways)

[@privatecheeks3457]

lol the way the tutorial gives a whole backstory with one catapult

[@Morrigi192]

The entire tutorial is fucking genius, whoever wrote it deserves a raise.

[@gaussgaming9869]

yeah rarely seen in gaming, a tutorial done right!

[@ch1mkenn]

HAAAAAAANS

[@atf5813]

Most tutorials make you want to skip them immediately. I keep coming back to the Mordhau tutorial...just to hear, “HAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS!!!” again.

[@tahategin6969]

This was so satisfying to watch nano, pls do some more video of this gamr

[@bernatkun8069]

Moar vidyo pls nanu

[@gabyzillas]

moooooaaaaar

[@krill8215]

it's great but i got motionsick after a while

[@fallion6355]

There's a great analogy somewhere with peasants throwing turds at youtubers.

[@thecuumander6087]

Fuck, that was so good Nano. "STAB EVERYONE!!"

[@soundslave]

Peasants? This game is on consoles too?

[@M-1996A1]

That only works if the turd has a 5 dollar bill inside with “please be my friend” written on it.

[@Zaire82]

If you're referring to how iDubbbz gets sent at least 1 turd a month, then I see what you mean.

[@M-1996A1]

Zaire I was referring to the audience of streamers acting like pathetic creeps

[@Cpt.Hodges]

I’ll have you know our doors are very helpful... If you need to escape a burning building quickly

[@Roostest]

I love you for this and I don't even know who you are

[@Mecha_Hitler]

juan Pawn It's sweden

[@BenneBenji]

And good locks 🔐 that can handle a man burning in a house

[@fabrisioalfano]

The Hans test Instructor: HAAAAAAAAAANNSSSS Hans: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 👏🏻

[@KnjazNazrath]

Gets me errytime

[@davchan4423]

0:36 GET THE FLAMMENWERFER

[@SS-zd6yi]

Vhat is zhat mein herr? Ve don't have zhis technology vet

[@arianas0714]

You need to spend 4000 gold to unlock it! Want to watch an ad to get 1 gold now?

[@aRatherScottishChap]

Nein Hans, Der schwere Flammenwerfer

[@cryptic3675]

As a german, I don't know if I should be offended or laugh.... I'll laugh😂

[@RokuroCarisu]

Fun fact: Byzantium had flamethrowers in the medieval period!

[@AcitoriaVakarianIdunno]

Accurate representation of being on a horse in this game. Flailing wildly is hilariously effective.

[@fuzzypickle2006]

"they threw a turd at me and I died" I have never laughed so hard 🤣

[@K-head91]

"Rally on me!" Takes a friendly spear to the back of the head... Teammate: sorry....

[@Zaitekno]

03:05 That guy wanted to give you a spear/lance as u got on the horse so you would be able to charge wit hyour lance through the enemies. A really nice move by him I say.

[@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251]

Only he din't count that Nano had a motherquacking zweihander. It's the closest thing you can get to a mobile guillotine.

[@Zaitekno]

@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 haha indeed sir

[@captainbooty2768]

That guy who got is armed choped off: " It is but a flesh wound" Nano: " What? You gonna bleed on me"

[@RokuroCarisu]

There's a perk that lets you fight on for 5 seconds after taking a lethal non-headshot. It's called Fleshwound, and that guy had it.

[@bobbyb6053]

10:33 might be the best thing i've seen in a videogame, ever.

[@dest8065]

*Plays Mordhau* KZbin: Nah bro it's Chivarly: Medieval Warfare Ok.

[@insanegiant1506]

Dudes already know how to block arrows with regular weapons.... smh Chivalry 2

[@FurryWrecker911]

14:31 This whole sequence ended in a "I'm done wasting my time on you."

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

If blue team did spear walls every time, the balance issue on front lines wouldn't exist. Blue could finally win a front lines match on a map that isn't mountain peak! ( I know some matches are exceptions)

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Love you already and this is my first video of you, lot more laid back than most youtubers. Keep doing whatcha doing man!

[@fredriklvoll5789]

10:48 "just a flesh wound"

[@WiseManLofty]

"Protect the King!" "Nah the King's fine" Great video mate!

[@masterninjaize]

Nano: See that knight? *Poleaxe through the air Nano: No more knight!

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

6:51 He's got a great laugh MayBE YoU shOULd taKe uP fARMinG

[@nathansingleton7532]

7:26 Got killed by a volley of turds ...legendary... lol

[@Nanoytgaming]

Its incredible to watch

[@nathansingleton7532]

Oh hi Nano :D

[@MartinVanVerland]

13:50 gandalf 😂😂😂 do they have frodo too? 🤣❤️ Nice😁❤️

[@jakajakos]

Midget DLC coming soon lol

[@wileymcgraw5511]

They have dwarves now.

[@Darnakas]

Yesssssss! Waited for this video! Thx Nano!

[@noob_127]

The music during the epic Knight fight made me think of Soviet Womble's Dancing Lich video

[@KyleRobert]

Great vid Nano!! Thanks!

[@unboundplace4616]

>Hans only wears a helmet for protection >Nano hits helmet. "That was nice". Also pls do more of this. I've never heard of this game before now

[@shad3revo111]

8:00 that person had a Motionless In White album cover as his profile picture.

[@bencarney8972]

5:52 You actually gain health in pvp as well when you kill someone.

[@antoniszulc1593]

"I chopped off his arm" "That was funny"

[@lautaroespora4920]

I want most of this! MOAR SPEAR WALL NANO!

[@lui047]

"angry men with sticks"

[@WolfyStudio115]

this is entertaining and satisfying to watch

[@nathangray2966]

Best video of yours I've seen thus far

[@cronoks]

I NEED more of this

[@itzcliff2440]

In your intro with CC on it says applause🤣😂, that’s a pretty dangerous applause if you ask me

[@butterphli3z]

"this dude has no feed" I spat out my drink

[@ernandesbr8550]

I like that the intro its just him getting shoot and dying. Funny intro bro

[@Mamac2006]

7:43 i see what you did there nice prequels reference

[@crkt9971]

Nano: sings whiles slaughtering soldiers

[@enriqueg6000]

thank you nano for the vids

[@Quazi-moto]

@ 12:09 I'm glad you slowed that down, otherwise we would've missed a killer animation. The way his body hits ass first, then his head whiplashes... wow, that was fkn cool.

[@babygaemor8452]

Love you so much Nano....your voice, loooove iiittt, you trully deserve more subs

[@catwhiskr]

Yo I just found your channel...funniest thing. El best you are

[@TheDanrleybill]

Thanks a lot for your videos! They're helping me to improve my english abilities.

[@numpty7774]

12:39 Obi-Wan Kanobi

[@midbaconator]

More pls. This was amazing

[@swedishkappa1051]

If you don’t play In The Name of God (Deus Vult) by Powerwolf I will be sad.

[@shaunarthur504]

DUES Vault! Love the vid

[@xclonejager6959]

Flash backs to a certain reticent soviet “video” with the music

[@Nanoytgaming]

It was new on the creator studio and I thought it fit the video.

[@KI-fd2co]

10:14 well, that was a cool block.

[@Z0Z99]

*Please more of this !!*

[@basswarnow]

5:40 "Welcome to East London mate" lmao

[@joshuarobertson6286]

You ready for the *Hans* test?! HAAAAAAANS

[@gabekramer9207]

Great vid nano

[@sultanag3612]

7:55 THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

[@cacoloco79]

Lit video dude been watching your for a year and a half👍 🔥

[@Baileyhlynch]

More of this please

[@mirkywater8635]

So weird how popular this game got.. I've been playing for 2 years I'm used to seeing the same 20 guys in the servers. 😂

[@MartinVanVerland]

Ahhahahahaha 😂😂😂 Really? 😂

[@armaggedon4christ]

Well, Im betting youtubers started playing and...poof it blew up

[@scallie6462]

@@armaggedon4christ or the fact it just went public.. Its been private to only backers before a week or 2 ago.

[@gaussgaming9869]

yeah the game officially released, it was only available to early backers, and not even available on steam, until this week, mystery solved

[@mirkywater8635]

Ya it's no mystery why only 20 ppl were playing the game just saying it's really strange to see 60,000 players online.

[@nathansingleton7532]

7:57 THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!

[@dutchdoggo]

hans is the REAL hero of the medieval times

[@jordaofelippe6214]

nano more mordhau, nano send a hug to Brazil

[@arsyasnipman2330]

>spears are OP well, most everybody know that millenia years ago

[@hilmarheathkliff9511]

funny thing. you said thousand years years in smart words.

[@arsyasnipman2330]

thanks, i'm so dumb

[@kidinpurpleoveralls]

More of this plz nano

[@OsmosisHD]

I like the principles behind the 'hans test'

[@knightplatinum9676]

Nanos intro: gun shots Subtitles: applause

[@justnano6070]

Dude I just love you

[@asdasf6581]

11:24 Battle of Thermopylae (B.C. 480) (colorised)

[@chudykomentator8430]

I love this one

[@theblackjack9924]

i was a witness to the sparta kick off the edge

[@santiagocortez9554]

I love how nano proved the superiority of the spear

[@ancientbuns6770]

Nice to see you like this too nano

[@brunoballico5990]

The hans test made me spit my tea all over the kitchen

[@normalguy8911]

this game is a must buy

[@kabob0077]

I expect Medieval War Crimes to be made.

[@masterblaster4960]

From what I could see, I really love this game

[@mikedaeggdog8904]

when i found this video i immediately subbed and hit the bell

[@redjive_industries3760]

10:20 this is what happens when you try to kill someone with a halberd while on horseback with a sword.

[@davidcheny]

11:52 the enemy doesnt know what to do fighting 2 spearsman so he went crazy and slash his own teammate

[@lyncharles4856]

I want more of this

[@speckledjim5402]

The turd throwing is.. amazing..

[@USBEN.]

This game is very satisfying .

[@gregorycarnell7970]

In this video when Nano is cavalry charging, he reminds me of that dragoon from "The Patriot" with Mel Gibson.

[@gamersmolboi4344]

so i rewatched it today and when he said " I got killed by a turd" all the milk i was drinking came out my nose

[@brick466]

10:48 That red knight be like "Tis but a scratch"

[@caizer8372]

14:39 when in doubt, yeet your spear.

[@womboning4276]

Jesus those ballista bolts are terrifying

[@waraftermath4202]

That Ballista just ripped him lol

[@Khornecussion]

Nano: *Chops off knight's arm* Knight with Second Wind: " T'IS BUT A SCRATCH! "

[@Krish0916]

Hi my name is Nan- *Instantly Dismembered and Disemboweled*

[@ellirk9837]

Oh ur intro, I NEED A MEDIC HERE is from Battlefield 2 haha the nostalgia

[@l33tster]

Lmao this game is fucking madness I really hope you guys upload more vids in Mordhau

[@thedave1602]

Love the intro music. The original Conan movies were awesome.