Meet the Deadliest Creature in the Ocean

[@daveo7481]

"...experienced in microsurgery..." shots fired!

[@joshkizurchin]

Lol

[@wasabiwaxy5748]

I didn't even realize it😂

[@endermanofficial]

damn it! beat me to it!

[@shaunhall5391]

@@endermanofficial let's just hope that's the only thing he's beating you at 😏😂

[@bobthegoat7090]

Technically you can't even tell if he was joking as it was actual microsurgery. Actually, he might have done a macro-microsurgery if he had a large member or maybe a micro-microsurgery or what might be called extreme-microsurgery. Ah what lovely thoughts come to mind in the serenity that is the comment section

[@BIZZLLENIZZLLE]

This reminds me of the time I bought a mantis shrimp from my saltwater fish store. They usually did not sell them, but it had stowed away with some live rocks and coral. Anyways, they sold it to me and it almost broke the bottom of my fish tank while burrowing and using it's powerful hammers on the glass. It then proceded to eat every fish, crab, scallop and whatever else I had in my tank that it could surprise attack and hammer to death.

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

Wow, if you ever or already have made a new fish tank, you might need to check the stuff you get before adding it, and check it well, also maybe have a second tank

[@lul8899]

The world's worst Call of Duty player.

[@yopyop3580]

"The Plastic surgeon in question was experienced in micro-surgery" ooh, that's the best accidental burn ive ever heard

[@01DOGG01]

He also 're-membered'

[@mr.j1003]

Was it really accidental? Lol, you never know with him and his puns But i guess since he stresses/emphasizes his puns, that would be one potential way to distinguish whether it was accidental or not.

[@phil1606]

you are thinking of double entendre, and I'm sure it was entirely purposeful. His words are crafted, not written

[@christiehibberts464]

2:49 2:49

[@whitiewhitie4631]

'There are no accidents' Mater O

[@saintmichael1779]

This was one of your best episodes. Fascinating, creepy, knowledgeable and subtle (and not so subtle) humor.

[@miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996]

It's not surprising that Daryl fits into the category of fungus because he's a pretty fungi

[@mrchordstriker]

A punster after my own heart lol

[@ultimate_pleb]

No no it's because he's a fun-guy

[@That80sGuy1972]

I have a feeling that Thoughty2's real life has a rival in it named Daryl... and that picture is probably a picture of him.

[@LegacyandLineage]

Man these puns are getting out if hand, I don't have MUSH-ROOM in my notebook for them

[@GoosFrabaaa]

Oh my god 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

[@ViperNine]

Theres nothing better than watching Thoughty2 when youre tired. These puns are priceless. Best educational videos!

[@hashtag415]

As I get older I remember all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe being a tour guide wasn't a good career choice.

[@dylanmahaffey8920]

Ah there is nothing like a good joke...and that was nothing like a good joke.

[@kelf114]

😄😄😄

[@borism.5375]

Yoooo have a jokeoff with T2!

[@Mtz2604]

Buahahaha

[@drowningin]

@@Mtz2604 you are a trans man

[@froggiethejester1918]

6:41 MICRO-Surgery 😂🤣 can't tell if that's a pun or the Dr's legit specialty Lmfao!!

[@The_Chaioshin]

When it comes to puns, he can’t miss😂

[@realstealthninja]

That's slmsccl(hate the slimesiccle guy he's a copy cat)

[@jacquesmains7453]

He doesn’t have a 🥁, because it’d be like a clock 🤣

[@jessejennings3828]

Micro surgery jab?

[@jimmiedmc1]

7:00 around this time I lost count lol

[@johnguerriero4050]

This guy is a maniac I would have a pint or two with him

[@chosen-undead29]

This is by far your funniest video…. The silhouette got the blood and bandaid the entire time XD And then on the surgery table his arms are still up, I swear I can’t rn

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*“It goes into the sea cumber’s an us.”* That’s probably the reason why it’s feared.

[@stevedenis8292]

The phrase any port in a storm only adds to the terror.

[@stribs311]

Harvey Milk's of the ocean floor

[@liammurphy2725]

The fish will sometimes eat the sea cucumbers gonads when inside the anus. Some sea cucumbers have teeth in their arse to keep the fish out.

[@mrchordstriker]

Good thing it doesn't travel to certain other planet then ;)

[@gordonsmith4884]

Oh come on, we've all had days like this haven't we?...No...just me then?...I mean my friend, not me...

[@dannypope1860]

“Hey… 42 here”

[@kancltwoful]

It's THOUGHTY 2!

[@kancltwoful]

Also it's *Heeeyyyyyyyyyy*

[@magi9918]

"Playing with their balls" and "It's obvious these nutters" YES

[@yeahrightok.3975]

The "nutters" was in reference to the mad people jumping in the water with gay abandon, nothing to do with the "balls" joke I'm afraid my friend.

[@djoverkin]

@@yeahrightok.3975 "gay" YES

[@yilongmusk9665]

@@yeahrightok.3975 I'm confused

[@yeahrightok.3975]

@@yilongmusk9665 it'll be ok, just talk to your parents.

[@yilongmusk9665]

@@yeahrightok.3975 ahhhh yess

[@EricDenny]

I gotta say you can deliver a subject, any subject, better than anyone else on all of youtube far as I'm concerned!

[@redman7775]

Why is it terrifying? Because it looks like a f*cking Crabsnake and acts like a living grappling hook

[@paperclip6377]

Crabsquid

[@dr.stronk9857]

@@paperclip6377 don’t both exist in that game?

[@mrchordstriker]

STRONG grappling hook...in the sand.

[@paperclip6377]

@@dr.stronk9857 yes

[@doctortitan873]

Cone snail is the true living grappling hook

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Was watching David Attenborough's Life again last night - just a few of the episodes, including "Fish". The sarcastic fringe-head was introduced to most people who know about it through this episode. He's actually very colourful and just bad tempered. One of my favourite underwater creatures. :)

[@yellit1975]

You've just confirmed that my life long aversion to going into the sea is based on excellent reasoning.

[@mikoto7693]

Yes, while I find large rivers, lakes and beaches immensely relaxing and calming, I'm fine sitting on a rock or a thick waterproof blanket laid out on the beach. I have no desire to actually enter the water! I don't know what's died or may be reproducing in there! That being said I'm sometimes okay with paddling up to my knees but only if I can wash them shortly after. I have zero intention of swimming! In fact I have an aversion to swimming in the sea! Heck I'm not too enthusiastic even about swimming pools because you know people peed in them. Unless it's your personal pool only you use but I don't have one of those.

[@sylvesterstanton7488]

I tell people all the time stay or the ocean and rivers. We're out of our element and probably won't when a fight against what's in them.

[@lissi6931]

Lmao same 😂

[@iffypiffy4569]

The yellow silhouette of the guy who got his Johnson removed on the doctor's table was actually hilarious. His arms are still up, it made me laugh outloud.

[@calebthegreenmonster]

You’re getting really good at those quick puns and jokes. “..Depending on which biologist you’re drinking with.” That was my favorite.

[@russellbrooks57]

I wish I knew about your book much prior. I would've read it regardless just due to how speculative and welcoming your channel is

[@eggsngritstn]

On a serious note: the worm in the English aquarium had not only destroyed the traps set for it, it also ate the bait fish, hooks and all, and snapped wire meant to hold it. Nasty.

[@nancybarnes29]

your work is always a relief from the mundane, banal, overwrought videos of others, thank you.

[@ohareair552]

If you ever see one of these whilst swimming and you need to catch your breath, O’hare air will do the job!

[@jamesagwe2981]

Let it die 2x

[@alisonabrooks]

ill make sure to get some

[@schaddly]

i live hear in Thneedville too!!

[@gsreads]

@@schaddly I thought I had haird it when I visited Thneedville.

[@torch6632]

Carl azuz might be his twin

[@aguywhoplaysgames]

"It's a charming sight to see happy holiday-makers playing with their balls and splashing about in the ocean."

[@allanfulton8004]

If the Bobbitt worm was discovered in the early 1980s it would be called the sarlac pit monster from return of the Jedi

[@ngongameplay]

probably Sarlacian Pit Worm

[@ngongameplay]

cus sciency

[@ikeyasector]

Scientists have discovered millions of reasons never to swim in the ocean. In 1992, they found yet another reason to add to that list.

[@yauol]

Omg I can't contain my laughter it's really named the sarcastic fringehead. 😂😂😂

[@GRAVEHOPbbx]

0:30 TASSLED WOBBEGONG! My all time favorite shark ❤️ 🦈

[@nomadvagabond1263]

1:42 only a true fan will understand this👀

[@theapochrypheofthedevilsgu3981]

true

[@samadhoosen6014]

What's he asking? I don't get it

[@nomadvagabond1263]

it means you are an impostor😡

[@MarkWTK]

@@samadhoosen6014 he did a video about how eels mate. people of that time thought eels can't because they can't find their balls

[@snakeattacker2857]

Literally the first video I've found of thoughty2 was his eel one because I for some reason started doing research on eels

[@Lucids]

“Depending on which biologist you’re drinking with” 🤣🤣

[@LloydEWatson1983]

Evening Arran, hope you're keeping well squire.

[@chriscullen8098]

2:27 "a 2 and a foot half long version"... brilliant 🤣

[@kristenwilliams3632]

If I had you for a science professor when I was in school, I would have laughed my a$$ off!! Fantastic!!

[@mikoto7693]

We'd have probably learned and remembered a lot more too!

[@kristenwilliams3632]

@@mikoto7693 true words!

[@siquod]

@@mikoto7693 I hope re-membering would not have been necessary.

[@0utcastAussie]

@@siquod We see what you did there !

[@carlcushmanhybels8159]

@@siquod If she laughed her ass off, then re-membering might've been very helpful.

[@robertwilson3914]

You are killing me...Very funny, very informative...all in one !!!! Thank you!!! LMAO !!!🤣😁

[@TheBroly2020]

I love these out of nowhere videos. And his humor is very contagious

[@Ev1l-WrlD-Productions]

This man looks like a 1960s supervillain in the best way you earned yourself a new subscriber

[@Pork_Chop007]

There is a movie for this creature: Tremors.

[@ryku4478]

😂😂 6 movies to be exact

[@Pork_Chop007]

@@ryku4478 first 2 where golden

[@ryku4478]

@@Pork_Chop007 they did get a little cringy but were good ether way loved them moves

[@Pork_Chop007]

@@ryku4478 true

[@Resident--a]

I was looking for this.

[@larva5606]

6:52-7:02 🤣☠️👏👏👏 BRILLIANT!! BRAVO!!!

[@samhaines8228]

hilarious! informative and great animation. "uh, you can put your arms down now" one pedantic criticism: that wasn't a bacterium, flesh-eating or otherwise. It was a type of virus that preys on bacteria, a bacteriophage. they are pretty neat themselves. Think they can also infect and replicate within archaea.

[@WobblesandBean]

THANK you, I thought I was the only one who noticed! Also, the organism at 12:48 is a fish, not a worm.

[@Bricks3374]

Bunch of jokers go make your video

[@lonsolo5607]

yoooo!!! THIS GUY NEEDS HIS OWN SHOW!!! HILARIOUS 🤣

[@andreasosterberg8833]

"I wonder if it has balls" - Thoughty2. Nice hint you made for another great video you've done! XDDDD

[@swenswenthebest]

Good to see im not the only one who noticed haha Edit: fixed spelling

[@arena4933]

I am extremely happy that you and your channel exist as of now I am not capable of purchasing your book but I do Ben 10 to do so hope that makes you happy

[@redpillproductionscanada5563]

Mrs. Bobbit also wrote a Dr Seuss book called "in a car, in a jar"

[@stevedenis8292]

Out the window I'll do a tossage flinging far my ex's sausage.

[@redpillproductionscanada5563]

Damn, that's a good one 👍

[@tphvictims5101]

😆👍🏻

[@JustDr.S]

@@stevedenis8292 "Find a doctor, fetch him, quick! Hurry, good surgeon, fix my d*ck!"

[@redpillproductionscanada5563]

@@JustDr.S Bahahahahaha, gentlemen, I think we have a book to write...

[@tphvictims5101]

6:07 FRANKENPENIS. ITS ALIVE!!!! 😂 The cops FINDING his WIZZER was an impressive feat. Imagine trying to find a WEE WEE.

[@zwippie92]

I always have an excuse if someone asks me if I want to take a dip in the ocean, namely I can't swim. But if I could, a 3 meter long worm is as good excuse as any.

[@txbased1659]

Nice

[@OmarShtaiwi_]

Hacks

[@haimoo7757]

Ok how did u comments hours ago

[@islesalsepareille8726]

Wow

[@shashwat4920]

How did you comment 3 hours ago?

[@plinkster4760]

Love these videos - they're informative and funny at the same time! 😁 I had a good chuckle at the "kutyercockov" reference! 🤣🤣🤣

[@andy86i]

..”you have a backbone.. at least, most of the time.” *looks at prince harry*

[@PrairieWolff]

Burrrrrrrn ......lol.👍

[@GodlikeIridium]

So true xD

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

I wonder if Harry and Megan do the Deadpool "International Women's Day" thingy every so often.

[@Brutaltronics]

prince andrew is missing one of those, probably dropped it on epstein's island

[@Mtz2604]

Harry left the chat

[@johnnyvegas5681]

"Experienced in microsurgery"....."re-membered"...this one was good brother...one of your best.

[@Samrtfirdeg]

"What makes the worm the most terrifying creatures in the ocean" This is the original title. Let's see what he comes up with next. Edit: The moustache man never disappoints. The new title is "What makes this beast the most terrifying creatures in the ocean" I wonder if he will change it again Edit for the second time:Dude never disappoints when it comes to names. The new title is "What makes this underwater beast so dangerous?" Edit for the third time: This guy really likes changing names. The new title is "Why is this tiny worm the deadliest beast in the ocean"

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

@Thiago Oliveira i know right? My own wife can't stand it. It's like, what is so difficult? Women and men have differences but we are equal so why do people give it so much thought and make such a big deal out of something so simple? Feminism doesn't even need to exist. Just live and be who you are.

[@alifmuhammadchicago]

@Samrt firdeg, you should have called yourself Samrt Firdge for that perfect psychological effect.

[@bobertrarton6266]

@@dickJohnsonpeter it's the left there nuts.

[@Houdm]

Anyone know why he changes the title so often?

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

@@bobertrarton6266 They really are. It's amazing how brainwashed people can let themselves become.

[@collaboradev]

Thoughy2, your videos just keep getting better and better. Great work, seriously. The Laurena Bobbit's maiden name bit was hilarious. I had to pause, rewind and invite members of my family in for a laugh. :)

[@SabethDrake]

Revised title: "Meet the most terrifying beast in the ocean!"

[@StatTheMusicFinder]

John missed his “sea cucumber” But his aim is getting better

[@_Titanium_]

Oh gruncle stan

[@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers]

Thoughty, I'll never cease to be amazed by how you and the team manage to crank out such exceptional content so fast, it's damn impressive. Also- that worm is crazy fucking disturbing

[@MochiXcon]

Loved this channel for a long time now

[@_SimpleJack_]

Thoughty2 the stock footage king!

[@tobiastaylor6393]

This is gold this channel makes learning fun as video games

[@jasonwilde197]

That Mustache makes you look like a Carnival Barker at a "guess your weight" booth. I like it.

[@chazzcoolidge2654]

The suspenders certainly add to the look,all he needs is a matching top hat.

[@keirfarnum6811]

Mustaches like that are just too 70s for me; 1870s that is. 😆

[@Don-Keedik]

5:09 I was listening to this video while trying to sleep and that made me lol and now I'm wide awake -.- Hahaha!

[@NoelMcGinnis]

“Playing with their balls...” 😂

[@grumpyoldwizard]

THis is one of my favorite one of you videos. Thanks.

[@johnjk293]

Original Title: "What Makes This Beast the Most Terrifying Creature in the Ocean?"

[@unionmaster]

Are you expecting him to change it?

[@My6119]

He does change the thumbnail every minute

[@brohen]

No change yet

[@joshkizurchin]

I was wondering, swore i saw tht at first

[@JustDr.S]

@@unionmaster Original title in notification was "What makes this *worm* the most terrifying creature in the ocean." It's been changed twice. NOW it says "Why is this TINY WORM the deadliest BEAST in the ocean." So, that's 3 changes, then. Why, no idea. 🤔

[@happypuppy1826]

These videos are always high quality productions, well written with great B-roll footage. Is Thoughty2 a one-man band? Does he put these videos together singlehandedly in his garage?

[@beautyforashes2022]

Such beautiful, sparkling, kaleidoscope of colors on a horrific, killing machine. It's the creepy, rainbow, noodle of death. P.s I love the Sarcastic Fringehead, they're the coolest fish. And I love that they have grumpy attitudes, they're always so feisty and ready to throw down.

[@diyardley5213]

I find your videos so funny, and yet informative. An excellent way to be entertained! Thank you.

[@morrigankasa570]

The Bobbit Worm and that Flesh Eating Bacteria are indeed terrifying.

[@BurntOnion]

he used a picture of a virus and not bacteria and i’m sad

[@morrigankasa570]

@@BurntOnion ok, though like I said that idea is terrifying

[@ianmcdonald3053]

You make KZbin worthwhile, every month I spend a Sunday binge watching all ur work from the previous month and ur back catalogue I hadn’t seen before I subbed, thanks for laughs on a Monday morning while I share ur stories with work mates👍👍👍

[@instincttemper139]

Every pun is a great pun you can’t deny it😂

[@eterhes]

You have a wonderful sense of humour Arran!

[@imahuman6880]

Original Title *”What Makes This Worm the Most Terrifying Creature in the Ocean?”*

[@James-en1ob]

We know ,although Aron might change it later

[@imahuman6880]

@@James-en1ob I gotta prepared if he does.

[@JustDr.S]

He changed it twice, I think.

[@imahuman6880]

@@JustDr.S Yes I just realized that

[@illuminus4420]

I love the stash bro. It fits perfectly. Also I love your work and am not certain that you are not an alien. Like me.😊

[@janycebrown4071]

Wow! John was lucky they found his thingy!🥺😬😃

[@slyaspie4934]

7:00 wait wasn't this about sea creatures lol😂

[@viniciuschaves9736]

This is an humorous insightful masterpiece

[@GTAVictor9128]

As someone who played Mass Effect, I now realize that the Thresher Maw was heavily inspired by the Bobbit worm.

[@shashwat4920]

thoughty² 🔥🔥🔥🔥... I'm watching the video

[@independentvoter2448]

I have never made up my mind whether I listen to this Channel for its contents or Language. Both are equally captivating. Especially for us for whom the English Language is a second language.

[@RosaStringWorks]

re-member just in time... I see what you did there.

[@liquidminds]

apparently, the guy made a movie, so everyone can see what the doc did down there

[@dr-stephennewdell3882]

A very good script, well written and interesting. If I get into the water again I'll wear rubber boots.

[@rvfiasco]

Love this channel rabidly. He never fails to improve my mood. You rock, Arron.

[@a2c228]

I haven’t figured out his actually name until this comment (I only found this channel like 2 weeks ago). But it brightens my day that we share the same name. Same spelling and all. I’ve never heard of anyone who actually spells their name “Arron” before. I’m 30 lol. So I am glad to hear someone else spells their name like me!

[@robg8203]

“Whose maiden name was ‘Cutyacockoff’... it wasn’t. I made that up.” 😂😂😂

[@n.k.3405]

CLAIM YOUR I WAS HERE BEFORE 1k VIEWS TICKET!

[@olaf6706]

Claimed

[@janycebrown4071]

Wow 😳 you are early 👌

[@FuraFaolox]

i was here before 5k

[@phaines9]

Trying to fall back asleep and I watch you're video of ultimate funny. I have laughed out loud so many times on this video

[@BraveNewWorld8101]

Remember remember the remembered member

[@Axsdnyd]

I love this channel. It's not possible to just watch one video either!

[@JasmineNothanks]

5 minutes in discovering this isn't kid friendly.

[@jaleelmontero3351]

And?

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Not everything is about kids

[@pepearown4968]

Who are you? One of the people behind KZbin demonetization policies?

[@JasmineNothanks]

@@pepearown4968 no not at all. I was putting that out there for others who could use the heads up. The LAST thing I want is to censor someone on KZbin. I hate what this site has become

[@fml7814]

you make the best calm content ever

[@MartinTedder]

The "remember" pun was an unexpected masterpiece.... I congratulate you for it...

[@wolf1546]

Another strangely Interesting video. Though I always enjoy your videos. Keep up the good work 👍

[@danielpierce9343]

Thank you for worming your way into our hearts :3

[@SgtKong]

Your humorous wordplay was on point in this video

[@millaganwillagain]

Did you hear the story about the husband that was a victim of domestic abuse? He cut his wife's breasts off and threw them in a field after a fight. He filed charges against his wife for domestic abuse... Sometimes when you swap the genders in a story you see how bad it is :(

[@robertcronin6603]

Wow...geezus 😯

[@mikoto7693]

Actually I suppose it would be more akin to cutting off her clitoris and associated 'flaps' of flesh rather than cutting off her breasts. The sickening thing is that this is done ROUTINELY in certain countries and cultures to teenage women and girls. It's called female genital mutilation and can vary from just cutting the clitoris away so the eventual woman will never feel sexual pleasure unless her husband is skilled enough to hit the g spot deep inside her, to when they seal up the area with stitches leaving a pathetically tiny hole that leads to difficult or painful peeing and lots of unnecessary infections. On the wedding night either the husband or priest has to cut open either the healed over stitches or scarified tissue to allow the new husband and wife to consumate the marriage. And of course all these cuts and scar tissue make eventual childbirth that much harder, painful and riskier. Especially when often after birth she's re-sewed up again. So don't anyone tell me society doesn't care about men. This kind of mutilation has never been expected of men and we in the west are just fortune that our culture is starting to even recognise women as something approaching equal and valued. We still have a ways to go before true equality yet. It's certainly not pro-woman anywhere in the world.

[@jaybee9269]

“The hardly ever fossilize; they’re much too squishy.”😂🤣 Legendary.

[@KR-xn8xr]

Lol was watching this at the gym lol I heard kutyourcockoff I fell of the treadmill thanks for that🤣

[@sak_c146]

Dammn i love your videos keep the good job and the editing is amazing 2 .just love it you deserve 10m subscribers at least ♥️🌹

[@fluffnstuph85]

Imagine being the officers looking for the severed member, I bet radio traffic was interesting that evening 😂

[@kelzking8806]

I love when he references his other videos in a video. Makes me feel like a true fan when i recognize them.

[@oleksiyalkhazov9201]

Bleh, Beyoncé is almost as terrifying as local so called singers of any country. Absolutely horrible

[@oleksiyalkhazov9201]

@Jeremy Marsh I don't care about Obama, I've got my president to hate. What I do care about is the flood of all kinds of 'offended' idiots sjwing their stupidity on Twitter and making it a new normal. And pop music. It's absolutely disgusting.

[@peko7016]

0:10 Lmao you wanna take a minute to change that line chief

[@AngPuella]

“ every year people go to the beach “ Covid-19: am I a joke to you?

[@michealdean3750]

Truly a laugh out loud video. Up until now zfrank had the best video on bobbit worms. This entry gives it some competition.