MEET THE MAN WHO HAS S*X WITH HIS CAR

I go to sleep every night thinking about Nathaniel...
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[@jaack]

12,345 likes on this video BEFORE midnight and I'll upload every day through-out February. That's 30 JaackMaate videos - enough to make ANYBODY unsubscribe!

[@_tw04_55]

JaackMaate Yes! I can't wait...

[@sereyasimons4759]

JaackMaate 30 days? Maybe you should go redo year 1 Jack😂

[@ninaanwamane8967]

Jack ya bellend there's 28 days in Feb 🙄 still liked the video though.

[@CloroxLatte]

JaackMaate 30 days?

[@kariecexoxo8790]

There is 28 days in February Jack...

[@jinghay]

That car looks like it has depression

[@thekitchenfloor8360]

Hana :Jinghay: 😂

[@whatevernevermind5960]

It’s not even a good car, it’s a 90s Chevrolet

[@SabiLewSounds]

Lmaoooko

[@flameboltjackson7372]

Hana :Jinghay: OMG xD LMFAO

[@ookipuki]

I would too if I was his Car....-_-

[@miralubin646]

Plot twist: he's having an affair with a London bus

[@brandonbowers165]

Hi

[@ChaseMoneyNotViews]

damn twins...

[@LolaBell-kx6os]

😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@masonbottomley8976]

She thicc

[@queeny5613]

Yaaa

[@rominaconstenla5624]

I feel bad for the mechanic that's has to repair that car.

[@vexx859]

Rae i this is how transformers were made...when humans decide to fuck cars

[@maximellow5745]

Romina Constenla uhhhh I didn’t even think about that. Oh my...imagine the mechanic is repairing the car and just goes like: what is this white stain on the car?

[@GoodBuoysDontSink]

yuck i'd prefer the blood tbh

[@caboose5287]

"What's this white stuff mixed with the gas?"

[@trapman8828]

Romina Constenla very sticky lol

[@ah64apacheattackhelicopter17]

Its like not even a beautiful car. Its ugly as hell

[@thatgirl8036]

RIPX rxque its not about looks man

[@bb-pp1py]

I'm sure chase has a beautiful personality

[@pastpies7936]

It’s the best this guy can get.

[@bluh2314]

Leave chase alone he’s already being touched without consent

[@miralubin646]

@@bluh2314 😂

[@Graveyard_Ghoulfriend666]

His Dad: *please don't be gay* Nathaniel : I'm in an intimate relationship with my car His dad: *Nevermind please be gay*

[@sheloveshead3174]

Tania Bird his car is a man

[@jimzimmer2048]

Sweet Roll a gay creep

[@tiermax1629]

Sweet Roll Pretty sure it’s non confining

[@TheoDwarF]

He got Both

[@wolfandraven891]

Not to mention the car is a male

[@peachooh]

I wonder if he sees the Disney movie Cars as a porn LMAO

[@peachooh]

When I got at the time in the video he said exactly that I broke down X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@joeldean2485]

Mercedita - car meets are orgys for him

[@gxorgiex]

HA OMG 😂😂

[@dramasbomin]

The worst part, I think, is that he is actively doing something he considers sexual in front of a camera crew and HIS DAD. How can you be okay with that??

[@jess-cc5lw]

a new meaning to the phrase car sex

[@isischavez8968]

Philip's fringe >•

[@mirage1009]

Philip's fringe wait that was a phrase before?

[@3y3sunc1oud3d]

Philip's fringe i'm afraid that you don't exist anymore... i'm sorry

[@wumadlo]

just watched a video about whitney and seen a phandom clique member in the comments like that’s so strange where you can meet phandom or clique members

[@catboyliker7704]

Philip's fringe R.I.P 😭. The fringe will be missed.

[@luce_carden97]

I’m in tears laughing I honestly think you’re such an underrated youtuber

[@narcleptik]

Watch Joe Weller he's similar

[@angels4656]

DJX_Xavi true

[@kylenorcliffe8454]

Very true this guy should have 500 million subscribers he’s awesome

[@hafizaliff7329]

@@kylenorcliffe8454 1 billion views

[@vulpesvulpes4269]

And that's how transformers are made. Seriously though, where do these strange creatures come from and how do we make them go away 😅

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Oh dear Lord no....even they'd be going wtf.

[@sachathestarseedsage8923]

Not going anywhere I'm object sexual and couldn't be happier

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Technically there made by the allspark eh primus or normal sex.....unless your a seeker than good luck because they can have quadtroplets....

[@reaganalice6207]

**OH GOD MY CHILDHOOD IS ON FIRE**

[@txlda]

_molesta that fiesta_

[@sirpizo555]

*Nobbing a Nissan*

[@fricc6982]

Tilda Spridd its not a Fiestaa

[@TheFodFairy]

Penetrate your Peugeot.

[@leahrose1923]

Bone that Bentley

[@박지민-b7u5v]

DEAD

[@meropapaki]

"Cars" is probably like watching hentai to him technically. What a time to be alive!

[@WeiYinChan]

I feel so sorry for that car. The car didn’t give consent

[@1102352984]

WeiYinChan literally they are the words that came out of my mouth

[@acidprincess9180]

WeiYinChan that’s why you need to get consent form every thing weather your a car of attack helicopters

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

WeiYinChan goes to show you that rape culture is spreading through every facet of society.

[@Fificherie]

kisses the car and says "i love you baby." Me :AHHHHHH The cringe killed me

[@jimzimmer2048]

Fifi Keyta it’s still not as cringey as when I talk to a girl

[@imogenlucy4614]

lightning mcqueen is quaking

[@TheSecretsOfGardens]

This gives ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ a whole new meaning

[@gummieboy16]

Liv Baggott Is that a Adams apple

[@gangifreek17]

No no no no ewwww 😂

[@KeroChanXcerberus]

Oh my God

[@royallion632]

"You molester that fiesta" my motto for life

[@bigmanboris6962]

"Knobbin that Nissan"

[@bigmanboris6962]

"Penetrate your Peugeot"

[@royallion632]

Penguin-Master 0 amazing

[@yayacooks1090]

Royal Lion this sounds awful but someone has to say it so hear goes... shag that jag. 🤣

[@maisiechatfield3497]

I wouldn't use that as your life motto hahahahaha

[@LuanaZanek]

"never before has it been a shame that somebody's remembered to put the handbreak on" lmao bye

[@Lucia-uk4jq]

i absolutely lost it at that

[@VerbaleMondo]

*coming out as carsexual*

[@akumayoxiruma]

This sexuality is called objectophilia - the attraction to inanimate objects.

[@Shade571]

I thought it was Motorsexual

[@graciemoore6216]

thought it was autosexual...

[@sophiamanning1330]

Carsexual is any car motorsexual is if you like cars motorbikes or any thing with motor (I'm lonely)

[@ashleyjohnson5015]

At least it’s not pupsexual

[@ameeraabou-joudeh6004]

ITS NOT A PHASE DAD

[@thesarcasticgamer9463]

The most disappointed dad in the world

[@daleskidmore1685]

If he touched up a go cart, would he be a pedalphile?

[@thetryfan6529]

Dale Skidmore gj lol

[@simplymommlogical620]

**badum tss**

[@susanscanlon2460]

y u p

[@philtrash2890]

Chase looks so uncomfortable

[@chase8721]

I am

[@ollieisfab3922]

Chase OMG 😂😂

[@kylie_9236]

I’m phil trash #3

[@mattthorogood1385]

It’s the leather seats

[@mzaffy2641]

Chase hang in there buddy it could get worse he could get married to you! Oh wait...

[@caskettsolo7925]

Waiiit.... so, just to make this clear, he’s somehow able to distinguish between male and female cars??? Well, Disney wasn’t that off then. So if he gets into an Uber it probably constitutes as cheating. All cab drivers should know about this man!!! For their sake

[@thatgirl8036]

Caskett Solo its the lashes man

[@kokishu_8663]

The gender depends on the steering wheel man

[@nikitagoldhawk170]

im dead XD

[@dea9098]

But he can drive so he wouldn't need an Uber

[@OneWingdAnge1]

Do you think the car will be able to still move for him to drive after he is done with it?

[@Haycar2000]

His dad... his poor dad...😥

[@dianaw219]

"So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your cars exhaust pipes fucked 'cause you shag it everyday It's like it's always stuck in second gear Doesn't only need an MOT but an STI check once a year" A true work of art. (Also, loving the content recently, Jack. Never fails to put me in a slightly less crap mood!)

[@mrsme1724]

Diana Williams pure poetry 👏🏻👌🏻

[@princessladytanya]

Diana Williams Never going to hear that theme the same way again now lol

[@NathanielKempson]

Its even more cool now Friends is on Netflix!!BOOYA

[@GeorgieeMaee]

tumblr poetry at its finest

[@mzaffy2641]

😂😂😂 he never fails to make me laugh!

[@katieharrod9025]

"You molesta that fiesta" 😂

[@niallcoll9358]

This man brings a new meaning to CAR SEX

[@izdihar17]

wait what was the original meaning

[@argontimes2732]

Wait...If the car is only five And he is 27 years old. ....

[@mariatwilightsparkle2593]

He’s a petalphile

[@aaronclare8213]

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

[@bluh2314]

Are you kidding me poor chase

[@tilly2183]

You guys are sick, one car year is 7 years so no stop labelling him as a nonce

[@white8715]

FBI OPEN UP

[@j_destro9227]

*GET YOUR BRICKS OUT FOR THE LADS* 😂😂

[@bbluenya6990]

Better a car than a kid I guess...

[@kittycon4857]

basic aesthetic The cars probably 6 years old soooo

[@thehustiX]

Maybe he will get serious with a bobbycar o.O

[@kittycon4857]

Scary

[@good_vibes2026]

What happens when chase stops working... He turns to kids?? HE MUST BE NEUTRALIZED!

[@RufurhdhddSami]

@@good_vibes2026 well 2 negatives= a plus soo…

[@laylaxx2585]

*do you thing he watches formula one instead of porn?*

[@nilekavan]

probably NASCAR

[@nilekavan]

Probably NASCAR

[@emas9486]

The movie cars is like his hentai

[@dimebagdarrell2390]

He plays f1 world championship edition as interactive porn

[@ashleyjohnson5015]

“Does that feel good” .... Was he expecting a reply?😂💀

[@shanettequao9043]

We need to invite Chase on Jeremy Kyle or Maury smh.... and a book deal. Chase looks like he's got some things in this exhaust pipe to clear....

[@VampsOnCrack]

Shanette Quao yeah, Nathaniel's jizz

[@dwaynetheeggjohnson2776]

Yeeeeeeepppp

[@chloejennings8702]

Shanette Quao yeah he needs to go on Jeremy kyle

[@sophiamanning1330]

He needs to be on Dr phil

[@piscesmoon6333]

“Struggling to get all the mental in...” hahahaha omfggg 💀💀

[@thomasathey3012]

'Life would be easier if you stop nobbing a nissan, That's the rule of thumb we all live like that' -Jaack Maate 2018

[@aaronclare8213]

Thomas Athey 😂😂😂😂

[@Shade571]

*Knobbing

[@josephlapointe3260]

The car: have any lube? Him: no, but I have some antifreeze 😉

[@puregoldseduction]

*playing now* I'm in Love with My Car - Queen

[@pizza4bob141]

Yes he is like rog isnt he

[@pizza4bob141]

RoGeR WhAt DiD YoU dO

[@oliviakelly9330]

ROGAH TAYLAH

[@laurad6994]

THIS WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT💀

[@millieedwards1550]

I’m dead serious can I have that monopoly board 😂😂

[@jamesrichard1140]

You have a natural talent for comedy. I hope to see you do stand-up someday. Way better than some of the mainstream british comedians we see on TV at the moment.

[@amywood644]

james fancourt *ahem* danandphil

[@jamesrichard1140]

They're a bunch of man-children making content about going to school, even thought the last time they went to school was over 10 years ago...

[@GermanDollLover]

No he's not talented at all, because making fun of other people he does not even know, is the cheapest type of comedy you can make.

[@jaderobinson7491]

I could listen to jack rant till I die

[@MaisieFrickleton]

Same 😂

[@hannahplas2495]

jade robinson I *will* listen to Jack rant until I die

[@conner_is_t4t]

jade robinson me too

[@moonontheman1657]

jade robinson Same!

[@pearlymaisy6638]

Same I love him loads he is so funny 😂😂❤️❤️

[@gracepolster9515]

Giving a new meaning to metrosexual...

[@heatherwalters8093]

His poor Dad! Having to stand there while his kid tells him he's currently aroused by rubbing the car at the same time he's telling him hes "involved" with his male car! Smh

[@chelsea103000]

Well, at least it’s not children he’s into 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@ItIsEllieTheElephant]

Every cloud...

[@aspected]

Can't wait for next week's video...

[@queenk9842]

I feel bad for the car... I never thought I’d say that 😐

[@kevinalwaysplays9365]

if I be a car I will kill em 😐

[@csec99TV]

and *where is the consent?*

[@boluo.a7347]

Jack, you're crazy😅 4:00...."Ahh okay, so that's Nathaniel's lovely roommate.....I mean it certainly all makes sense now!"😂 🤣

[@sophiamanning1330]

He needs to go on Dr Phil

[@JackMcLain]

i just made this kale smoothie so no i will NOT PUT IT DOWN

[@naomir3533]

“Life would be easier if you stopped nobbing a Nissan” - there’s my inspirational desk quote sorted for 2018, thanks Jack

[@yasminbennett6747]

oH my gOD jAck tHiS vidEO is FIve yEars oLD

[@rct101__]

yasmin bennett I FEEL OLD, FUCK

[@larnalewis2489]

oH sHiT i CanNoT wAtCh CoNtEnt OvEr 24 HoUrS oLd

[@yayacooks1090]

yasmin bennett it may be 5 years old but it doesn’t make it any less creepy 🤮

[@goblinking1438]

Nice surname yasmin

[@yayacooks1090]

Jake Bennett why thank you you 😊

[@amarantheinwhite]

I mean.. At least hes not hurting pets and other people???

[@Jenny-pz9rc]

no.

[@ayarriba9093]

he's ill af

[@luciacowen3894]

he's hurting me emotionally

[@queeny5613]

Small silver lining in a thunderstorms

[@kaidiya2403]

Yh but come on love

[@AnaAna-wv2ok]

“Is it legal to get an abortion 27years and 9 months after the conception” I.AM.DECEASED.

[@rinaisbored]

You don’t want to be in a car with him 😂

[@wiley-g]

Next week: JaackMaate reacts to World War 2

[@Mim-mg3rk]

Wiley G he can make anything funny so... ok. Up for it

[@lonelypizza9394]

And a month later, he reacts to the big bang.

[@ellenjones9696]

I would be up for it. I am Polish and Austrian American. My last name is Welsh though.

[@That__Guy]

Did the car explicitly give consent?! Not saying no, doesn't mean yes! Only saying yes, means yes!

[@sabah4]

So if he gets in a car accident does that count as assault on the fiesta??

[@Kookiez3]

1:17 *meet the tarantula that saved a little baby from aids* 😂😂

[@rok-weiler8049]

Looks like ian beale from eastenders in the thumbnail

[@LeahOnline]

rok-weiler,, I thought it was him XD

[@jacobus_7675]

rok-weiler pahah

[@calebsheader]

rok-weiler I thought it was 😂😂

[@raviolicrabbioli930]

Thought it was will mckenzie

[@rachel-zb1ms]

rok-weiler IM HDHSHSH

[@pownno7893]

This is part of a show that's called something like strange addictions you should react to some more aha

[@ChaseFrances]

When I saw the thumbnail I was like “it’s the one where the car’s name is Chase isn’t it... oh god.. time to change my name...”

[@ollieisfab3922]

Chase Frances I’m so sorry, my brothers called chase too 😂😂

[@Emilis2023]

Consider yourself lucky. My name's Nathanael.

[@kumikomiharu8075]

😂😂😂

[@serganteddy5]

5:05 prepare for laughing to death.

[@Henilegasp]

"Yes i am assuming the car's gender!!!" 😄😅😂👏🏾

[@caitlinc-r2957]

Imagine being the person who bought this car off him and then finding out he'd been shaggng the car you were now driving

[@simplegirlNO]

LOOOOOOOL That face he makes after seeing the roommate ahdhfhjdd I actually had to pause the video from laughing too much

[@mzaffy2641]

Farsheen Shiyas 😂 'suddenly it all makes sense now'

[@pcgamergirl]

Oh no. I actually saw this when it aired 5 years ago (What was it, My Strange Addiction, or something?) and I remember feeling just as nauseated as I do now about him MAKING OUT WITH HIS CAR. HORK.

[@princessladytanya]

PC Gamer Girl Same here, I do think it's fake though tbh x

[@thegreengrocer99]

Tanya Jay I really hope it is for God's sake

[@OneWingdAnge1]

This is the reason why Lightning McQueen goes so fast and wins all his races.

[@liv290]

never laughed so much at a video😂😂

[@artbymiya1360]

'Molester that Fiesta' - JaackMaate 2018

[@as7alexis970]

Mellen 👌

[@Mike-K]

I guess it must be pretty *exhausting*

[@callumsuttie3911]

Mike Kenna I’m dead😂😂😂

[@jemfreeman7550]

#justiceforchase

[@Cokemaeda]

Imagine just.. starting up the car. Spunk just flies out of the exhaust

[@chloebillingham2002]

I’ve spent my entire day binging these videos honestly ad revenue will be through the roof

[@sophieperkins257]

gET yA briCks oUT

[@gummieboy16]

heyyitssophh x For some reason chase looks very sad, do you get that same impression?

[@joecave5375]

she’s not the only one with a semi- attached 😂😂

[@hm-mk9es]

“shagging a shih tzu” “going down on a doberman” “penetrating a pergio” jack you really do have quality content x

[@AnaAna-wv2ok]

When even a car gets a boyfriend and I’m over here stuffing myself with popcorn

[@joeldean2485]

Ana Ana this guy is here fucking his car, meanwhile I will most likely die a virgin lmao

[@brusselslover9333]

I thought I'd seen it all, until this shit.

[@zeemorey2023]

5:05 is literally the best bit of this whole video XD

[@rocketmammamia]

christ jack you got a little... TOO into character as nathaniel

[@TheMorticiansDaughter]

THE FIRST TIME YOU REACTED TO THIS WAS THE FIRST JAACKMAATE VIDEO I EVER SAW OH MY GOD NOSTALGIA

[@waltuhwhitr]

You roast everyone, you're honest that it hurts and your sarcasm is on a high level. That's why I subscribed. Thank you.

[@stevewalker2962]

"Is it possible to have an abortion 9 months and 27 years after he's been born?" That is fucking hilarious 😂

[@wensleyeveillard1241]

That car can do some much better😑😐

[@Pschokid]

I wonder how that guy reacts to the car movies and if he tries to hide it from his car

[@powerfulshaggy3254]

"Time has not been kind to you Nathaniel" *very ironic for you to say that Jack*

[@maiathomas5197]

Roger Taylor is quaking

[@gummybear1929]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@eleanor5134]

Was I the only one looking about for roger Taylor stuff 😂😂

[@lilynorman4888]

the reason i clicked on this video

[@pizza4bob141]

@@eleanor5134 yep I was

[@ligow]

mhm... thats why the car is always clean... 6:43

[@-jangkenet-6000]

not my proudest fap

[@nevadablack1628]

why is this the shitposting that I live for??? Goddammit I hope this is shitposting...

[@roilnader742]

0-0

[@benjiman7955]

Legend has it they matched on tinder

[@The_Nightsong]

... I imagined he was using the gas-pipe ... :/

[@katyf2007]

The Nightingale or the gear stick

[@hufflepufflez3293]

Waitwaitwait....... So we assumed that car sex guy is a top right? But what if he's a bottom.... *Boi I ain't ever touching that joystick*

[@spooky8782]

*Roger Taylor* , is that you? :D

[@jamesfinlon4185]

Spooky Boi I was going to comment the exact same thing 😂

[@pizza4bob141]

I'm In LoVe WiTh My CaRrRrRrR

[@A.N.A_youtube]

That demonic bit had me dead. 💀

[@summertsm]

Let's congratulate jack for getting monetized 👏🏼

[@nellya3940]

React to people reacting to you

[@Top11Speed]

Nellie Rose xox damnn

[@C66-p6f]

Top11Speed ikr

[@FM-to3gy]

react to his react to people who reacted. and so on

[@jamiebhatnagar3440]

Imagine what he'd do if the car got written off... 😂

[@MarasSunshine]

You sound like a genuine human. I like you maate :D

[@ct8369]

What else would he be? A walkers crisps packet?

[@sunpi]

I thought this was normal behaviour

[@simplymommlogical620]

sunsbookishgamesx you always troll Jack's videos and make the comments about 10x better.

[@izzy2643]

Ok then!