MEET THE WOMAN WHO'S MARRYING A GHOST...

[@jaack]

I genuinely never thought I'd have this much support on KZbin. You bloody legends. Also, what is the weirdest thing you've fucked? Mine's my own career with these shitty videos.

[@twan3317]

weirdest thing i've fucked is my math exam yesterday

[@benitomussolini7382]

Strange man Wilson touched my pee pee

[@foziashahnaz732]

You are sooooooooooooo funny😂😂😂 BEST KZbinR EVEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!

[@aquietgirlcalledsoph739]

JaackMaate This video has me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂 made my day so much better so thankyou 😂😂 everyone is now literally getting it on with different things other than humans, imagine if one day we wake up to a video that says "meet the person in a relationship with a cloud" I'm legit waiting for that day 😂😂

[@Lol-pv9qf]

You’re amazing

[@daniaalkhan4702]

Being in a haunted house for her would be the equivalent to a strip club.

[@waodaaaaa]

omg i cant, this comment gives me life 😂😂😂

[@daniaalkhan4702]

@@waodaaaaa 😊😊

[@simonjack0071]

You funny piece of what ever 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nunyabusiness9695]

@@waodaaaaa ironic, something dead gives her life!

[@gaheudhsjs3176]

Or a brothel

[@marissahobson9818]

well atleast she found her boo

[@camrenlover5054]

😂😂😂😂

[@Danny-he8bs]

Fucking brilliant comment 😆😆

[@jamesm9127]

😂😂💀

[@jamesnicks5367]

Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻😂

[@garethgazz9332]

Underrated!

[@StyledbyEva]

I love how her reaction to her fiance going away was to shag a ghost. Logical

[@damianpreston139]

youre not wrong

[@Presall-v8y]

I mean... I'm guessing from the way she says it, that he cheated... And she prefers ghost because they can't hurt her...

[@ToxicatedLum]

"ghost" funny name for a bloke

[@Lucy-io7pt]

If it's dead it's not cheating. Right..?

[@rominaconstenla5624]

Styled by Eva what do you spect? She was ghosted.... I will see myself out.

[@Squoggs]

9:59 the fact that they actually focused the camera at nothing and the brief silence has me fucking crying

[@lee-tn7ke]

Im DYINNGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂

[@StephanieHarlowe]

How can the ghost ask her to marry him but not verbalize his own name?

[@MackenziiRivers]

many people are able to talk to ghosts actually.

[@Citrina05]

@@MackenziiRivers Yeah suuuure they do, but it still doesn't answer the question.

[@simone99537]

Love your videos!!

[@MackenziiRivers]

@@Citrina05 i did answer the question; many people are able to talk to ghosts.

[@sophiaplatzer3713]

Wolfie you did not. read the question again

[@daisybryar2737]

she genuinely thinks phantom pregnancies are when a ghost knocks you up, give me strength

[@brimmyburner7530]

DaisyBryar nah, some people believe that it's a ghost baby that's in there lmaooo. so she wasn't wrong by saying that. people are nuuuuts.

[@K.Marie119]

@Daniel j. Milburn OP is referring to the fact that phantom pregnancies, aka pseudocyesis, are an actual, documented phenomenon that occur when a woman experiences the clinical signs and symptoms of pregnancy without actually being pregnant. They are not fully understood but seem to arise from a complex interplay of endocrine, psychogenic, and hypothalamic factors.

[@french6688]

Imagine getting told you're being left for a ghost

[@Hailz12211]

Gold

[@jnscrews]

Better than another man or woman. I’d be glad anyway

[@tom.biermann]

Would make getting over it quite easy :D she's crazy, thank god I'm not stuck with her anymore

[@vkfanatic]

*insert Pikachu meme*

[@annabradis5549]

@@tom.biermann did you go out with her? Give the details!

[@_laurenolo_]

The ex boyfriend must feel pretty inadequate right about now 😫

[@_laurenolo_]

@Karoline yeah most likely, I was joking 😂 when your girl leaves you for a ghost that's gotta plant some major self doubt xD

[@cupcakesporty123]

He’s probably fucking laughing cos he’d be having sex with acTUAL real people lol

[@Megan_Jennifer]

The bar is so low for men that we give ghosts a chance

[@Bobbywoodhogan]

Yeah but the ghost is hung like a donkey so he had no chance 🤣

[@miss_optimist6408]

"As long as it's not the living room". I'm dead.

[@nirvanaatlast4922]

so’s her husband

[@callmecharlottex]

Any pun intended there?

[@janusmarincek3649]

I only liked so its sixtynine

[@franjohnson1270]

Imagine being her ex-fiancé or his family/friends watching this...

[@venieceramsey575]

Fran Johnson ikr 😂

[@sheilly4021]

I MEAN THEY LUCKY

[@spongeo4566]

Victory royale

[@Tozzywozzy01]

Ex fiance's mum probably called him and said "I told you she was fucking mental. Didn't I tell you? And you were gonna marry her?"

[@selma233]

I think she took the "do you boo" too seriously

[@lalay9636]

Selma LMAOO

[@sphmthr]

I'm glad I've never been THIS single

[@ThatChrissyGirl]

The sad thing is, she wasn't even single :')

[@sphmthr]

@@ThatChrissyGirl good point...

[@saharvarona]

XDDDD

[@maireadhudson6523]

Sophie Mather I’ve been single for almost 18 years and I’m still not that single

[@killadog84]

That "living room" gag was actually pretty good, made me chuckle anyway.

[@LolaBell-kx6os]

You like dad jokes? Ok then I had a teacher called mr mushroom... He was a fun guy ._.

[@vvsynth]

Lola. Bell 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@projectsixboys]

Her: I'm not interested in men now Phillip: What about children? didn't sound odd at all

[@nxtxlieyoutube7851]

Exactly what I thought 😂

[@usmanbadboy001]

He meant what about having kids with the ghost lol

[@nxtxlieyoutube7851]

Oiloiuo Io yeah I know but it just sounded strange

[@soym1lkg1rl]

*N* *O* *N* *C* *E*

[@aquietgirlcalledsoph739]

Why did I wheeze so hard at this comment 😂😂😂😂😂 ikr it did sound odd

[@rachelgrace7002]

‘Unless it’s writing books for Zoella’ killed me😂

[@nevelansdown5626]

What I love about the first interview is that phantom pregnancies are literally when symptoms are experienced without an actual baby. So it’s not a pregnancy. 😂

[@parisjones2875]

Agreed but there are some people who believe that phantom pregnancies are the result of incubi.

[@elliottwilliams7305]

“I shouldn’t say boo, maybe that’ll turn her on”😂😂

[@laylaxx2585]

the way they interviewed her like it was completely normal😂😂

[@KasumiUta]

They have to. Pretty sure though they cracked up afterwards.

[@Chloe-xm7xs]

Poor Schofield asking an empty sofa questions 😂😭

[@LionmaneElsie08]

ForTheLoveOfVlogs how funny 😆

[@charlotterobins6166]

Hahahaaa

[@Leanne_w]

How did he keep a straight face? Ha

[@celestescorner5372]

I think it's time we call Sam and Dean. This has gone too far.

[@Wink-182]

I mean we just got an episode about a girl that shags her zombie boyfriend, so this isn't too far off lmao

[@celestescorner5372]

@@Wink-182 woah woah woah, my country is a few days behind. Thanks for the spoiler 😂😂

[@Wink-182]

@@celestescorner5372 oh no I'm so sorry Pretend I never said anything lol

[@grim_56]

Celeste's World Good one guys

[@annabellkennedy5126]

Yes oml yes

[@lucycharnock4291]

died at the living room joke

[@deadinside7806]

Lol

[@mariaedwards8973]

someone didn’t get enough attention as a child

[@esmee928]

She really doesn't know what a phantom pregnancy is...

[@huddynccc]

What is it

[@moykurs]

@@huddynccc it’s where you think you’re pregnant but aren’t! my old dog used to have them due to hormone stuff and it caused her to make nests everywhere… I think it’s pretty common for dogs but I’m unsure about humans

[@lucypreece7581]

The woman's actual name is Amethyst. Like do with that what you will.

[@elliest55]

As in: it runs in the family

[@neki7895]

“Amethyst Realm” hmmmmmmm

[@okaywhynot4728]

Lucy Preece but the real question is can you do a crystal gem fusion with ghosts

[@theboislcjl23]

This is why aliens don't want to come to our planet

[@krussell1608]

She'd probably start fucking them as well.

[@zsofifeher2887]

Probably because we would shag them

[@ireply1317]

"Lonely woman marries imaginary friend"

[@thepeacetimebookclub3029]

I feel ya. I've been ghosted before too... Oh, you mean?.. Ah....

[@twilightskiesx]

She watches too much American Horror Story

[@gracelawson4423]

Is it bad I laughed every 11/10 joke 😂

[@annbraun84]

I laughed at the living room one xD

[@Jack-pe4we]

Yes

[@liney_6617]

I laughed aswell 😂😂

[@mal1871]

Gracee Lawson no Thad why it was. 11/10

[@zacthomas609]

Better than laughing at 9/11 jokes

[@lucy-cb4fo]

What if that’s like her dead uncle..

[@spike7366]

Luce Gray oh shit

[@michaelhanson462]

Lmao Or one of her grandads

[@alltimecharlotte]

her name is Amethyst Realm. explains everything tbh.

[@esthersmears3612]

"I shouldn't say boo, that will turn her on" class 😂😂

[@user-ot5ds8ek7v]

JACK PLEASE UNBOX THE ELTORIA ADVENT CALENDAR ITS LIKE ZOELLA 2.0

[@jaack]

Caitlin Eve ok

[@user-ot5ds8ek7v]

JaackMaate YESSSS LOVE YOU ❤️

[@evahuynen6636]

Omg he will do it omg

[@meganwilliamson6736]

JaackMaate YES JACK! ❤️

[@loukat91]

What would be the point though?? 🤷🏼‍♀️ Unlike Zoella’s calendar which just included cheap rubbish and was objectively crap, the controversy with Eltoria’s was that she was including products she had received (and didn’t want) from previous calendars/ PR packages in her own calendar. The products themselves weren’t actually that bad and I don’t think a bloke outside of the beauty world would have a clue what was wrong with them (no offence there Jack). Tbh there are plenty of in-depth Eltoria calendar videos out there now, don’t think we need another.

[@bellesims9238]

She shags ghosts, Shags *ghosts.* I’m done.

[@tiermax1629]

Belle Sims So So I! There’s a name for it Masturbation.

[@ciananbaxendale8137]

You ever just touch yourself to Casper the friendly ghost?

[@kylie9687]

Black Jesus she does

[@Bespeon]

Every day mate

[@smolsheep77]

He's like 10!!! .. Of course I have.

[@Psyteth]

Psssst.... can I keep you?

[@quinnbro3480]

EVERYDAY BRO! *swag hand gesture* I'll show myself out....

[@MerlinTheBird]

The ghost in my house just wastes his time switching my kettle on at 4 in the morning, I hope he doesn't listen in to this video I can't be doing with phantom shagging in my life rn

[@LucydDreamx]

Don’t know how Phil and Holly didn’t end up pissing themselves from laughter tbh 😂

[@georgiawin97]

Their faces say it all tbh😂😂

[@Liam-qn2kn]

They're not allowed to but I bet when she left they did.

[@siobhan_7386]

‘Now I’m even being sexually outperformed by something that doesn’t exist’ 😭😭

[@katielouise7018]

What would you call her contractions? Trapped wind?

[@awkwardsoprano]

Give it another year she'll be pregnant with "Rays" baby and bring it on the show

[@CozyHi]

Casper’s been up to some naughty stuff recently I’d definitely make a video about her daily life with Casper if she said it was Casper😂 But how did the guys at ITV think it was a good idea to bring her on?! 😭

[@cowbellysson1198]

I feel attacked

[@not_today_satan]

Haha......😳😬...... ...........I had a crush on him when I was younger; the human version of him from the movie. Not the actual ghost.

[@n0odles86]

@@not_today_satan SO DID I

[@_ejf]

'Writing books for zoella' killed me off omg haha

[@Emily-md9yu]

I love how Phillip schofield agreed to ‘interview’ the ghost lol

[@giarose240]

In a parallel universe the is happening with ghosts “Meet the ghost who marrying a human”

[@evanl6819]

I don’t think she knows what phantom pregnancy is

[@evanl6819]

Fucking Weeb what

[@katastrofi7594]

@Fucking Weeb Ye do realize more than one person can write something. I was going to type the same thing before I even scrolled down.

[@Faceless-2293]

Is no one else gonna a question why Jack is going for baby ghosts

[@veritysmith]

I started pissing myself at “get in the bin you wet yogurt”

[@Caseyroseyx]

*"Shoot me in the spleen and call me Dorothy"* 😂

[@anitabby6395]

"Get in the bin you wet yoghurt" 😂😂

[@natalieabashidze360]

At least theres no risk of STDs and pregnancy scares 😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@larak7676]

I'm only 1 minute in and my stomach already hurts from laughing so hard

[@leaviktoria7242]

I laughed about the living room joke wayyyy to hard

[@terence1827]

Damn the ghosts lost No Nut November

[@mal1871]

So she was cheating with her then boyfriend with a ghost

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

Is that technically cheating though? Or did it just look like she masturbated?

[@mal1871]

D0MiN0 dunno either way we need the source of her then boyfriend

[@cmjdenver1]

I bet that guy looks at this and breathes a sigh of relief that he dodged this crazy train

[@Rachel98246]

I’ve gotta say, I’ve always loved the way Holly and Phil is with the people who come on this show. They’re never rude or patronising, and they play along, even when people are like... *this*

[@Bespeon]

I love ectoplasm on my face.

[@karenjason6034]

Bespeon lovely Billie Eillish profile pic

[@Bespeon]

Karen Jason thank you!!

[@gracechapman757]

"shoot me in the spleen and call me Dorothy" 😂🤣😂

[@davidmackayy]

This really is a phantom pregnancy...

[@quandaledingle5567]

“Ugh get in the bin, you wet yogurt”-the best insult I have ever heard😂

[@oof2920]

I saw this the other day and my first thought was "jack u better do a video on this" 😂

[@aislings8280]

“Unless it’s writing books for Zoella” 😂

[@jonathankettles9507]

Aisling S I’ve been looking for this comment for so long. It was pure gold😂😂😂

[@martinmartin8666]

The girl is definitely crazy in my opinion..but the hosts encouraging her behavior is crazier.lol

[@DCNRS90YT]

I'm feeling that same way, there's always people encouraging crazy.

[@eddiethepanman5421]

Jack: I hate myself more than you can ever imagine Me:..........SAme

[@aimeelouise7051]

I’m actually crying with laughter it’s only two mins in 😂

[@woohoooooooooo]

That nod from Schofield summed it up.

[@SoXo_]

Fiance leaves - feels presence - shags ghost - gets on tv Yep this makes sense

[@jamiedude1050]

Looks like Carly from the inbetweeners

[@pettyprincess4328]

Kinda does 😃

[@annabelking4443]

Yessss

[@i_z_z_y9535]

MC Ren maybe Lucy killed Simon

[@Lightz23]

Must be a pretty pathetic ghost if he wanted to take her to Weston-super-Mare

[@sweetiecrisp]

Lightz I live in Weston super mare. You’re right. It’s a shithole here

[@Jayne1971]

Unless it was the ghost of Rik Mayall...

[@holly8215]

"Get in the bin, you wet yoghurt" is my new favourite saying 😂😂

[@ahumanbeing9031]

Favorite KZbin channel

[@zeldapip7952]

'You wet yoghurt' I'm CACKLING NGDJHJKCHTDRBHMFJ

[@zombvee39]

just had some pretty shitty news, but you uploading has made me feel alot better dude

[@ConsciousFilms3]

"Who you gonna call? Ghostfuckers!"

[@jessicadyer4099]

This reminds me of that old episode of Doctor Who with the cybermen where they look like ghosts and he flicks through TV channels with like a ghost news anchor, a ghost chef and a woman on Trisha saying "I'm marrying a ghost because I love him." Mental!

[@aquietgirlcalledsoph739]

Jessica Dyer Hehe I remember that Dr Who episode 😂😂😂

[@SmilingSammie]

Honestly this is what you do best Jack. These kind of videos are hilarious XD

[@Sewfyt]

ISNT SHAGGING GHOSTS JUST A WET DREAM ? 😂 IF SO I SHAG GHOSTS TOO 🥵❤️

[@Will97G]

LOOOL.. Hang on what

[@Sewfyt]

Will Ellis 😂😂 🍆 👻 x

[@jnscrews]

I mean I wanna do it too!

[@kayleighmaria7847]

Was about to scroll past this video until I saw it was posted by jaackmate

[@z_loro4126]

2:12 ANOTHER 10/10 ONE JACK MATEYY KEEP IT UPPP😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@elliew9475]

Jack please react to the ‘I want to be a sofa’ video 😂

[@Catmum1998]

I’ve been single for 20 years but I’ve never been that desperate

[@SarahLouG]

“Unless he’s writing books for Zoella” 🤣🤣😂😂

[@darlo3796]

that intro had me rollin' 🤣

[@aimeedrabble3945]

lol

[@jasminesugg4307]

haha

[@jennh.2481]

I remember the first time I saw her on TV and I gotta admit I love seeing her return to This Morning because her story just gets more ludicrous, especially that she plans on having children with it. Her fiancé made a lucky escape.

[@philmitchell1843]

Never clicked of porn so fast

[@alexedits8636]

Phil Mitchell it’s no nut November mate

[@philmitchell1843]

Just browsing the fine library of videos my good friend

[@walkinginspace8981]

Same 😏

[@s0n0n35]

Alex Edits I failed🤗

[@jnscrews]

That’s so dead now

[@gracem6449]

Love how Jack’s just given in to his lovely uniquely carved out genre of video..... weirdos fucking stuff, love it

[@laura8179]

‘Wait that’s a pillow, that’s a pillow’

[@cormacwallace1742]

2 in 3 days? Who is this and what have you done with jack

[@kerryann2041]

Omg I seen this on this morning. Crazy lady. 😂 Jaack is hilarious with his priceless commentating. the guys funny as fuuuck

[@julesh.291]

“As long as it’s not in the living room🤗..” lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[@sophiefletcher9014]

You are improving so much with your videos Jack! Probably one of the best ones yet.

[@declanbackos1941]

"Get in the bin you wet yoghurt" I'm crying 😂😂 objectivly the best part of the video 😂😂

[@atlantaaxo8126]

I love how calm Philip and Holly are when questioning her. Think I would burst out laughing.

[@pembo_4934]

2:12 anyone else genuinely burst into laughter here? nope... just me ok

[@tom.biermann]

Bad Jokes are awesome! 11/10 please more

[@ellie-ek5ri]

the living room joke was actually kind of funny

[@lewisgittins5938]

This is imo one of the funniest vids youve ever done. One of my fave youtubers, keep up the great work!

[@frosty_teacup]

"I hate myself my more than you could ever imagine" *I* *believe* *you*

[@Michelle-bt3eh]

This is the content I signed up for

[@marcustranter2685]

So many sick jokes, another great one Jack