Meet the REAL Spy

[@ghastlygibus2121]

Scout:"FREACKING" "AWESOME" dies

[@JuanPablo-mh3fu]

I wonder why there are no comments here

[@WhatHuhWhoWhereWhyHow]

@@JuanPablo-mh3fu cuz Well idk but this man’s comment is gold

[@thegoldenpro0142]

*Gary's mod death sound*

[@thenewlosingspeedoflight]

Yeah

[@FBI-lu3wf]

@@JuanPablo-mh3fu Cause.... "I'm off to see your mother"

[@untitleduck9623]

"Meet the real spy" His enemies have been trying that for decades.

[@Mega-rx9sr]

Lol

[@darkgalactus0016]

"Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin" My favourite Spy domination quote

[@TheOneWhoBugs]

Wait... That's real? (if it's not, it still could be in the game, I think)

[@thecoolmuch1087]

@@TheOneWhoBugs it is!

[@llmirkII]

No scout did it with the bucket of chicken girl

[@VvvvvaVvvvvvr]

@@llmirkII That's a Tramp, not a lady. Spy doesn't consider sex legit if it's not with a lady.

[@Hian482]

​@@TheOneWhoBugs it is once when i backstabbed scout spy said that and I laughed

[@creamie044]

"Yes, your father disappears often" Heavy Weapons Guy

[@anomaly_7481]

He went to buy milk

[@darkgalactus0016]

@@anomaly_7481 he disguised as the milkman

[@anomaly_7481]

@@darkgalactus0016 That milkman is a SPY

[@balls7476]

He tries to deny it so much.

[@cristinagomez3283]

Damn

[@Leo-xs1ni]

The final panel of spy holding scout's body really is sad, and spy really seems mournful about scout's death

[@Galexia_the_celestial]

Ye :(

[@j-man3267]

Bro that shit had me fucked up when I first read the comics, only for immediate tonal whiplash

[@obi-wankenobi1233]

"Oh, Jeremy, who will I ever find to replace you? No one!" **cries in French**

[@Danneeboi]

God gave scout a second chance

[@funky_fishfood586]

And then immediately annoyed when he wasn't actually dead 😭😭

[@alantheannihilator3599]

so he disguised himself, i thought scout was just hallucinating

[@nukablecherries]

That is why when the smoke cleared spy was there

[@thanksmate4088]

Yeah when I read the comics I thought that aswell until I saw the spy smoke thingy

[@nikovch1]

dude same

[@alvinip9128]

Spy would never let himself saying something like sex bomb in his own body

[@nexussoldat2707]

Hello there.

[@friedpancakes266]

He has numerous false teeth that he uses to hide necessities. We see him hide a razor and a fancy chicken dinner in his teeth

[@gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101]

He even has a tiny gun and knife that are as lethal as the full sized thing somehow

[@gladoseon4117]

@@gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101 butterfly knife? More like DeoxyriboKnifecleic Acid

[@noneofyourbusiness2437]

@@gladoseon4117 D.N.A.? What?

[@missingtexturez]

@@noneofyourbusiness2437 he replaced riboneucleic with riboKNIFEcleic

[@noneofyourbusiness2437]

@@missingtexturez I'm aware. What I don't understand is why he used D.N.A. specifically. It doesn't make sense in the context of this video or the comment he was responding to.

[@shylock7989]

I remember in the comics, Scout and Heavy were on their way to check out an abandoned australium mine. Scout asked Heavy about his dad and says "Yeah, my dad disappeared too." Heavy replies "Yes, your dad disappeares often."

[@anti-john8786]

Cant believe the TF2 spy had intercourse with Jerma985’s mother

[@jart1984]

his lack of a tom jones figure in life made jerma into the psychopath streamer we know today

[@Shifsabre]

Fun fact, Scout was named after Jerma

[@Bell-rf2kk]

Bro... cool

[@nexussoldat2707]

@@Shifsabre tf?

[@coreyfogarty4469]

Honestly I would put spy in the S tier of best dad's in video games

[@jaredflynn3750]

I just love how knowing Scout is spy's son brings a whole new level of wholesome to the expiration date short. That Sly shit eating grin spy has when Scout says he will put the date on himself at first looks like smug disbelief but it's actually the proud beaming of a father watching his son be a man and take care of things himself.

[@captainbaguette5621]

And when he say « everything’s going well, go » it’s proof he wish him the best

[@oscarbelmare_22]

The best part about how scout thinks tom jones is his dad is that tom jones was born in 1940 and because tf2 takes place in 1968-1972 that means scout was born in 1941-1945 when Tom jones was between the ages of one and five

[@cactieythecactus]

Tom jones getting mad rizz at 5 holy shit

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

C'mon, Scout isn't exactly the most... brilliant person of the mercs

[@germans_lol7259]

"What are you the president of his fan club?" "No... thats would be your mother!"

[@mysticviv9389]

*pictures appear*

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

*"Blue Spy is dominating Blue Scout"*

[@TheOminousPriestess]

@@mysticviv9389*angry scout noises*

[@mahderahman278]

Quote is what are you the president of his fan club

[@TonTonTheBard]

I love that Heavy knew it too. “Yes, your father disappears often.”

[@Munki_]

He knows all, you cannot hide your true self from russian

[@comradejojo8412]

tf2 comics were something else, seeing the real personalaties of the crew and seeing how diferent the were from the game was really suprising, heavy actually being a calm and collected man that is probably the most sane of the crew was definitely suprising

[@brainlesssayspro3738]

Imagine scouts dad getting milk just to visit his son disguised

[@cccyanide3034]

The biggest "your mom" joke in the history of gaming

[@guacotaco4349]

Honestly one of the few moments where the stabby baguette man is wholesome

[@Danneeboi]

In all his life I think he doesn't even know what is a baguette

[@AndGoatz04]

"YOR MUTHAR!" - Spy

[@montypmoneybagges]

Scout: "wow that's... FREAKIN' COOL MAN-" **auuuugghhh**

[@Danneeboi]

And he is alive after 5 minutes thanks to god

[@Da_doggo104]

Scout: no that’s impossible

[@Han_Solo6712]

“Here lies my son… He ran fast and died a virgin.”

[@notaulgoodman9732]

Should’ve cut to that panel where Spy just holds Scout’s dead body. Probably one of the most impactful things I’ve seen in gaming since you’d think they’re just rivals (that happened to be related) but to Spy it was probably more than that.

[@depressivemacaque4483]

I'm actually from Catalonia, so hearing that spy can speak the language from where i'm from just made my day

[@miquel1282]

Same bud

[@Itariatan]

Same for me, he can speak Spanish :D

[@seva7500]

Same for me, he can speak English :D

[@Selinaru]

Ikr i bet hes from southern france

[@CrimsonDemon0]

Whats even greater is when Scout died and god learned he never had a girlfriend he wanted to doom the world as they refused his gift to then but Scout asked him to forgive them then god sent Scout back to give them a second chance

[@issac11ishify]

What’s funny is that even God tried to hide that fact that spy was his father when scout was in heaven Edit : OMG look at those likes thank you so much…

[@andydrosky4846]

God knows best

[@low_bo]

@@andydrosky4846 a true homie

[@Breeze45-s4h]

That's my favourite part of the comic, god just i don't know, snaps Tom Jones' neck again

[@trickstab7903]

God got the bro code

[@joeygreen8091]

@@trickstab7903 if you bring home a box of doughnuts to share and god sees there’s one left he’ll save it for you. Gods a RN

[@alarmlessRifleman]

Them being related actually makes a lot of sense. Scout is tall, lean and physically weaker than most others - just like Spy. He has to rely on his speed, while Spy has to rely on disguises, since neither of them are suited for a direct combat against a physically stronger enemy. They both are very full of themselves, yet have some compassion for others hidden underneath. Like father, like son.

[@Danneeboi]

And no lips

[@cristinagomez3283]

I feel that every second of that part of the comics hurt spy internally.

[@ultrabumblebee]

"when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, the daddy drops a love bomb in- Okay I can't do this, bruh 😂😂 I'm done

[@adenperkins9719]

The panel with spy holding scout as his disguise vanishes still hurts to this day

[@kirb2119]

Spy be doing scout dirty at every turn

[@iang257]

Although he had the courage to say such a thing. I find it tragic that he couldn't, (or wouldnt) tell Jeremy this info out of disguise.

[@outrageddeer2101]

I think he was trying to let scout die happy

[@theostguy1672]

Spy really cloaked on Scout💀💀💀

[@ihavespoken9871]

This is no joke: I think Spy is one of the most well written video game characters out there. He’s a fun character in the game, but Expiration Date and the comics really showed a deeper and more complex side to the character. His interaction with the Scout before he “dies” is just one example of just how much of a three dimensional character the Spy really is. Even though he was disguised as Tom Jones, everything the Spy said to Scout was true. He really was proud of Scout, even if he didn’t want to admit it as himself. I really wish we got to see the Spy and Scout’s character arc come to a satisfying end in the last comic.

[@TheOminousPriestess]

I agree, Spy was really interesting to see over the comics.

[@tiny_desk_engineer]

if the spy is managed to speak not only french, but catalonian and spanish natively, then i am sure he is from southern france

[@goudacheese7491]

I remember a tf2 animation. There was a scene where Soilder was yelling a scout. Saying "somewhere your father is screaming" (I don't know what that means) but when he said it spy reacted.

[@raptorzinqua3855]

I think it's The Red, The Blu And The Ugly.

[@jikkilthepickle8607]

“Well off to visit your mother!”

[@saulgoodman3d680]

Man fr i think spy is some British dude, he can shank plp soo god damn well

[@EggManJoe420]

That moment is so wholesome, and then Spy realises Scouts still alive and...well, gets VERY pissed.

[@TweedRiver]

Counter point, it would be in character to want a dying teammate to be happy as seen in the expiration date video with him offering to help with his teams bucket list.

[@TweedRiver]

I do personally think spy is scouts father but still something to think about.

[@nukablecherries]

You have a genuinely good point. But scouts mind has shown a little tidbit with scout mom and him as he was a baby, whilst spy was in a chair

[@smyoip1850]

That would make a little bit of sense, but that would also mean that all the references to spy being scouts dad, and the thematic choices are all for nothing, and the scene of spy holding scouts body is just worthless, which I highly doubt the writers would do.

[@vq_qr3]

Damn Spy...you didn't have to do Scout like that....

[@AnnoyingBush]

Then that means… Expiration Date is a son asking his father for dating advice 😳

[@TheRetiredDNYGuy]

Which makes it better tbh

[@DerNomade1871]

Pretty much yes

[@flowerhana__1]

Honestly, gotta give respect to the spy for never actually leaving for the milk but in fact being right on his back the entire time.

[@Dontbemadatme-he3sq]

Never knew the ambassador had scouts Mom and Engraved in it

[@VelmaGrindsetOfficial]

Let's be real here. The spy turning out to never really being French would be fitting for his character.

[@oatmealman1586]

Imagine hes from like utah or something, and his suit cost like ten dollars at a thrift store.

[@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838]

I like the fact that it’s highly implied that Scout is an accident, considering Spy was the one behind it.

[@zrhunt]

Its so nice to see spy atleast care for someone

[@BinkBloyd]

Unknown fact: Spy can also speak English.

[@oatmealman1586]

Source?

[@Danneeboi]

Everyone does

[@BinkBloyd]

@@Danneeboi wait they do?

[@TheRealStewpid]

​@@Danneeboiwrong, pyro speaks muffledish

[@dannerhoinowski9520]

@@oatmealman1586my source is that I made it the f**k up!

[@theredspy9331]

Hey, that's me!

[@namerer55]

“A red spy is in the base!”

[@totallynotaspy8731]

that spy is not one of us!

[@kameradroti_sobek6317]

Mmmphhh!!!!

[@kameradroti_sobek6317]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Danneeboi]

Can u gimme a cosplay uniform of urs

[@JellyJam_Man]

Spy: I am you father Scout: *NO!!!!*

[@MCinmystileESP]

Spy being able to speak catalan must mean he is from south France

[@Guywhotypestoolongcomments]

Sometimes, these characters you can forget that there are mass murderers

[@groundedbeef727]

“Sex bomb” is my new favorite phrase

[@idkwhattotype4704]

The thing that I liked is that spy has enough confidence to be a charming individual but not enough to directly tell scout that he’s scout’s dad. Kinda relatable when I can say certain things confidently but I just can’t seem to find the confidence to confess the the girls I’ve liked in my life lol.

[@MxTeeee]

"Spy's name is unknown" *Ah yes the floor is made out of floor*

[@thenotoriousnreal]

Funny French “your mom” man will not make me cry Funny French “your mom” man:

[@honkhonk8009]

It would be funny if Spy ended up being Canadian from Quebec.

[@the_blurbob2556]

Did not know spy spoke catalán, I also speak catalán :D If he speaks catalán, he must be from the very south of France, probably bordering Catalunya

[@roachdoggjr54]

my guy can speak Cadillac 💀💀

[@OneUnintelligentSpork]

Tom jones is actually father. Spy used a condom, Tom Jones Didn’t

[@OneUnintelligentSpork]

It’s a joke

[@roiking2740]

did they have condoms in the forties?

[@Haddad-i_made_u_read_this]

Condom Fortress 2

[@jammedbone]

team condom 2

[@OneUnintelligentSpork]

@@roiking2740 yes

[@uishaggy]

Spy is surprisingly wholesome in the end

[@intrepidneon]

If his name was known he wouldn't be a very good spy.

[@imapotatoeropemybut6904]

Spy : speaks everything except english wilst talking english

[@at_l]

“Jeremy, i am your father”

[@Guest14222]

I think spy’s name is Carl

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

It definitely brings new context to expiration date, because it’s his own son that he’s trying to teach how to court women.

[@yipflaptheexecutioner6519]

I will always be surprised by how terribly some people will interpret certain things, like people thinking Spy disguising as Tom Jones is actually just a hallucination by Scout. Forgetting the panel of Spy literally undisguising with the smoke and everything, isn't it more believable for a character that is known to disguise as literally anything and also not very good at showing his true emotions, to disguise himself into Tom Jones, both for Scout's sake and for Spy to explain himself in the only way he knows how? Strictly from a narrative stand point, it makes more sense than for Scout to hallucinate.

[@qalex729]

The part where scout SPOILER dies still makes me sad even tho he comes back

[@vector6052]

He really thought scout was gonna die

[@alltamon]

The even sader thing when scout is dying scout really accepts that he is his dad and when spy becomes Tom Jones scout rolls his eyes and smiles as spy go's to change

[@vampireknight5821]

now hear me out, what if Tom Jones is Spy's actual face?

[@The_Jumping_Box]

And yet despite us calling him "The Spy", he's not even the most secretive character

[@gavinbrown216]

That would be pyro

[@The_Jumping_Box]

@@gavinbrown216 ik

[@yamato9753]

I play spy sometimes only to bully scouts so i can hear the satisfying "well, off to visit your mother"

[@humanperson8903]

He Literally did their moms What a legend

[@lidkawaw4189]

After Scout's death he came back to become the victim of the 87

[@Oberonsen]

I theorize that Spy was a French Saboteur in WW2 and that's either where he learned to be the Spy or Utilized his skills

[@retnuh3144]

When Starlord’s lore matches Scouts

[@Just_Drepper]

Languages: French, Spanish, Catalan English: Am I a joke to you?

[@TylerTheArtist]

DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE?

[@casuallyalive7544]

i didnt know he could speak catalan as someone who can also speak it i love him now

[@skyzoncloncluxing104]

Tbh, it's unironically sweet.

[@FLDBK418]

Did not know that Tom Jones was welsh That's pretty cool

[@El_chara]

"bomb as been planted"

[@anthonylobue5450]

Scouts dad is spy what a plot twist

[@Bu_Brubalt]

In scouts voice: HEY SPY IM FRUCKING DYING OVER HERE

[@zandrew8777]

French Catalin and spannish English:am i a joke to you?

[@Darkgubz]

"You are a failure" -disapointed spy

[@ExtemTheHedgehogLol]

It’s amazing how they came up with actual lore for ha ha funni shooty gaem

[@RadioMan2023]

Spy literally went to get the milk with the invisa watch 😂😂😂

[@KillerQueenn.]

Yet Spy continues to try and kill Scout. Whether he knows or not is unaware, but apparently Heavy knows so that's something

[@sumsumsit9566]

Spy:Hi jeremy(scout) Scout:hi unknown😂

[@justxander1656]

Something that i dont see people talk about is that everything that rebolves around the game itself indicates its the enemy spy thats scouts father whereas only in the comic it says the ones on the same team are kin

[@kshroom]

Scout: I have a half a disire to eat snails

[@malrulk3736]

Blizzard actively trying to get rid of their porn but valve Dr livesy walks in and just creates it themselves

[@Eshtian]

"Well, off to visit your mother!"

[@Mrdoc-kb1qj]

So in meet the spy video, the red spy acting as the scout wasnt pretending to be shocked because he's supposed to be scout, but instead he's genuinely shocked as to how someone was able to record him doing that

[@ethanwarren8977]

in the comics, spy could have just been telling scout what he wanted to hear knowing he was about to die.

[@Heavenascendedguy]

Spy can speak catalan wow the only tf2 merch I could talk to

[@rosered669]

"that would be your mother" -blue spy

[@fal4ioncorez288]

Sniper: spies ver useless

[@Boris_plush]

WAKE UP MAGGOT THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE