Spoopy Tipsy Talk with Dodie Clark

A spooooooopy Halloween Tipsy Talk with Dodie Clark, aka doddleoddle, aka "Dodie", to feast your eyes upon! Shame about your ears though, the sound is awful. Soz!
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[@doddleoddle]

Big trig

[@emilylloyd2209]

doddleoddle I honestly thought you were talking about trigonometry and I was really confused for a while there

[@elasticity6416]

doddleoddle ^^^ same

[@TheHazelHayes]

BigTrig™

[@lucymay446]

doddleoddle wow hannah hoffman will love u even more now that she knows u like mashed potato x

[@JakeMaleTV]

Dodie!! I did a video kinda about you!

[@emily-qe3yu]

Dory is DEFINITELY strong. She managed to find her way without even knowing she was trying. She just fkn had it IN her!!! That's the strongest fish I know

[@thatlittlenerdy]

i read dory as dodie

[@TheHazelHayes]

I find this so intensely enthusiastic and I love it

[@whoatemycookie2774]

'Grab my elbow skin', if that's not friendship I don't know what is.

[@shamsa6323]

its called a wenis

[@awkwardpsychobadlands3534]

+Shamsa phandom?

[@brianna6880]

phandom.

[@awkwardpsychobadlands3534]

+FairlyLocal Fairy maybe phandom will be our always

[@TheHazelHayes]

I think you'll find it was elbow flesh. Big difference ;)

[@hamishwoodland7424]

I thought for some reason professionalism would return after the intro. In hindsight, I have no idea why I thought this

[@hamishwoodland7424]

Don't get me wrong, it was beautiful

[@alisonjane7068]

I have never, and will never, underestimate potatoes.

[@blahkabelison2234]

I read this comment before I watched the video and was very confused to say the least

[@hugos1la5]

Alison Jane mashed potatoes are bloody gorgeous (when they're mashed properly)

[@grindlemarka]

I use an old device from the 50s called a "Ricer". It makes perfect, lump-less smashed potatoes. Look it up!! =Me.=

[@thisdamnthingy]

Such wisdom. Seriously though, I totally agree.

[@pcjetgenius]

I would pay to watch the unedited version.

[@millieparker40291]

All those in favour of a yearly spoopy tipsy talk say I

[@pixiefixedit]

Millie Parker I

[@DaPaKa]

Millie Parker I

[@orlaghxx9748]

I

[@helenjames6982]

I

[@Sun-Bleached-Fly]

Millie Parker I

[@EG-qp2jo]

dodie looks like she chewed a pen and it exploded on her mouth😂

[@TheHazelHayes]

IM SO SORRY!

[@EdwardCox2016]

Edward Brown lol I agree

[@EG-qp2jo]

ChewingSand ITS OKAY!! 😂😂

[@lemonadepie9631]

My brain is too addled by maths i thought Big trig would be to do with trigonometry was

[@idgafiminfinite]

I haven't even taken a math class in 2 years and honestly same

[@lemonadepie9631]

haha. Maths will be the death of me!

[@emilylloyd2209]

same I was like "are we talking cos, tan, or sin because I'm not sure that either of them are bigger than the others."

[@bethdavies2425]

@@emilylloyd2209 what do you even do with them oh my fucking god

[@beatrizprata4601]

I'm late, but my brain is so caught up in World History that, for a moment, a though she had said Blitzkrieg, which was a war tactic nazis used to invade countries like France and Poland.

[@pluto1093]

Hazel: My favourite bit, is the cheesy bit. Literally a second later Hazel: *puts finger in her ear*

[@Abijean]

I was like, "NOOOOO HAZEL DON'T!"

[@SharonVictoria90]

She said 'cheesy dust', but I agree. I was watching and I just thought "No Hazel, don't stick your cheesy dust finger in your ear!"

[@TheHazelHayes]

Oh dear. Just for the record, I edited that out of order. But looking at it back it seems so gross!!

[@pluto1093]

ChewingSand Aw bless you!

[@SharonVictoria90]

ChewingSand Of course you didn't really do that with the cheesy dust fingers, but it just looks so funny because of the editing haha.

[@oswin7073]

I think we all guessed that it was Sammy who came up with Big Trig xD

[@gracelola8897]

Stacey Wallace yeah. Who else would do that? 😂

[@ML-fw6yh]

Stacey Wallace literally a second before Dodie said it I just went "obviously Sammy"

[@gracelola8897]

Mollie Lee same

[@Silvergrooves42]

I'm not a native speaker, would you care to explain the joke here ? :/

[@gracelola8897]

Tarmin Slingerfinger "trig" is like a shortening of the word "trigger" as in something that triggers palpitations, panic attacks, BAD memories etc. So saying "big trig" is saying that it's the one thing that really triggers them. It's funny because it's a weird little rhyme, and because when you have mental issues and get triggered you can either laugh at it or cry at it. I hope this helps :)

[@lesbitch]

Eating mash potatoes in a bathtub sounds wonderful

[@confusedsomnimoo903]

i second this

[@isabellewalker2620]

Gay TM I did it yesterday

[@emily-qe3yu]

Gay TM sorry can you not talk about that??? It's my big trig

[@tryingtobeeloquent]

You can't that's my big trig

[@nadiraptrb]

*Castiel Winchester* magical

[@macasolis]

I have the biggest crush on Dodie it's so not funny

[@kaycornish35]

ME TOO

[@bitcheslovesticks6993]

mac the 1975 I can't tell you how much I relate to this.

[@reharm_reality]

mac the 1975 Same

[@pingpongpoppy]

who doesn't? she's awesome

[@paulagiljo2995]

Same omg she is wonderful

[@celimendez7620]

Gosh I have hair envy. Both of you looked awesome. And, Dodie, looking like a zombie really brings out your eyes. You should try that look more often.

[@elisha7602]

dodie and hazel yes pls

[@MeninaValente96]

It's already a struggle for me (my first language is not English) to understand Hazel speaking on a regular basis. A drunk Hazel is just a whole new level of misunderstandings. Still, great video :)

[@okayheykae]

English is my native language and I didn't understand half of this video. :)

[@bitcheslovesticks6993]

MeninaValente I speak English and I can't really understand anything they said.

[@IsiTurner]

this needs to be longer. like unedited longer

[@jamesschesson6428]

I love how in the 2014 Tipsy Talk with Dodie she asked if anyone had ever said the C word on this channel, and you said only otter had said it, then this time there were so many "cunts" so quickly !

[@shamsa6323]

character development at its finest

[@chasbodaniels1744]

I want more Otter. I realize 'tisn't necessary, but even so - please Hazel !!

[@TheHazelHayes]

"So many cunts so quickly" is a really funny phrase!

[@claudiahayes8833]

ChewingSand HAZEL HAZEL nO.

[@Sun-Bleached-Fly]

Dodie's hair is getting looonnngggg! I like it but also miss her short hair? She's still a precious little gem tho!

[@fabulous123333]

This was pure shit and I absolutely loved it! x

[@TheHazelHayes]

If this were a DVD I'd put that on the cover

[@juliagraph]

This warmed my heart. You guys are so sweet and lovely to each other. I mean I know you discussed Hazel calling Dodie a C--- but... it was from a place of love!

[@imalloutofgin]

I live in Australia so I feel this. Cunt basically means 'friend' in Australian.

[@TheHazelHayes]

THANK YOU!

[@ML-fw6yh]

That "Big Trig" thing is fucking hilarious and is the most accurate way I think most people deal with shit like that, laugh about it. Also "your batshitness" A+ way to describe someone's personality.

[@TheHazelHayes]

I'm glad someone appreciates it 😊

[@anonymouse903]

I only wish this was longer.

[@cannedtunafish]

I've never clicked anything so fast before

[@lillydowty7455]

Anything that has Dodie and Hazel in it, I will watch💜

[@trashpanda9377]

I don't understand half of this video...and I fucking love it

[@TheHazelHayes]

😂

[@HighcyonRhi]

"You were so pure and innocent" *dodie awkwardly takes bite* WE ALL KNOW YOU WERENT INNOCENT DODS ;)

[@iamrjdennis]

YES, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, I LOVE YOU GUYS! 💙❤️

[@niamhcutler1030]

You must have had to film this ages ago!!! Hope you had a great time filming and Dodie had a great time on tour

[@ciara1045]

I think it was on their snapchats, I'm pretty sure they filmed it like the night before dodie left

[@woahmorganx]

Yeah it was filmed on the 7th ahaha I have the screenshots on my phone

[@joeqvn]

IM SHOOK

[@irisblake844]

Hey

[@pringletonsmythe]

This video just made me really miss my best friend. Your friendship is so pure and it just makes me so happy!!! In lieu of her I shall live vicariously through you both ❤️❤️

[@merlinHPtwilight]

Yess you two! Altough I was grateful for the subtitles here and there, my non-native English tired brain couldn't make out what you were saying sometimes but that's ok I'll rewatch this in the morning

[@merlinHPtwilight]

Can't wait for your EP to come out Dodie!!!

[@caityj6409]

Thank you for this, it made me really happy :)

[@ameliasimpson5081]

you guys look Soo cool oml I love you both Soo much !

[@unexpecteditemintheyoutube7211]

Yess I've been looking out for this vid! :)

[@gretaelmer5700]

Quality video, always makes me smile, so thanks

[@etheriaa]

1) this was glorious. 2) dory absolutely is a badass woman 3) (controversial opinion!) mashed potato is my least favourite kind of potato

[@georgier9151]

witchintraining it used to be my least favourite kind too, but then I made my own and everything has changed tbh

[@elissasmith5483]

witchintraining ooh, very controversial! How can you choose boiled potato over mashed 😦

[@JBook4U]

I actually hate all forms of potato *prepares for storm*

[@elissasmith5483]

Josie Ireland even chips?😱😱😱

[@claraoloughlin9069]

Josie Ireland I'm sorry but you CAN not have Ireland in your name And not like potatoes

[@caseyvm]

couldn't have asked for a better birthday present, i love you both so much!! 💕

[@divinity5482]

love thissss wish it was longer!

[@molly.o23]

ARE THOSE CHEETOS IN A CAN?!??

[@TheHazelHayes]

Yes Molly. Yes they are.

[@molly.o23]

ChewingSand I wish we had those in America

[@faithatron64]

Molly O'Regan we do lol

[@molly.o23]

Faith Garrett now if I see them I have to get them but I've never seen them

[@molly.o23]

To clarify we have Cheetos, it's the can I'm impressed by

[@bethmia]

DODIE! Omg her hair has gotten so long

[@millsberto]

sooo ermmm? have your thoughts of death changed ? " im just focused on living 😂😂

[@canicethesnail223]

I've literally never opened a video so quickly in my life ^^

[@morganmiller9759]

My favourite collab ever 😂❣️

[@muccycloudvlogs1785]

this made me smile so much 😂

[@abbielauren619]

Hazel your accent is VERY strong when a bit tipsy 😂

[@catscats3181]

i thought hazels hair was a wig because it looked too good to be real

[@mirrenb902]

LOVE LOVE LOVE

[@flubberamoebes]

I cannot express just how much I love this

[@goldfish1646]

LOVE ITTTTT

[@emmie6726]

fucking hell you two, ive watched this video 24 times on my own 5 times to show it to my friends and 10 more times rewatching it with my friends. this has consumed my life the last few days. me and my friends can't stop saying big trig. i bought a dory. i cry laugh watching it even after the 39th time. this has made its way to the top of my favourite tipsy talks. my favourite bit is the cheese dust too. i had mashed potatoes for breakfast.

[@poppymay]

Yass love this too much

[@wtfmariaa]

you two. amazing.

[@reharm_reality]

I just gave myself an asthma attack trying not to laugh audibly at this. I should know better than to watch these at two in the morning.

[@IsabellaParker]

YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE YOU GUYS

[@sha2424]

i haven't watched it yet but I'm SO EXCITED TO

[@lob.6064]

Super amazing!

[@faithjones1193]

SHE RECREATED DEAD DODIE I loved this video 😂

[@Pyrotechnicolour]

I cried with laughter, can we have 5,000 more please?

[@eilidhjohnson5694]

It's August and summer is coming to an end and you know what that means! It's now Halloween and the season of binge watching appropriately themed videos is upon us

[@Bullitain]

The idea of Sammy saying 'that's my big trig' makes me weirdly happy

[@Sophia-hs7et]

5:41 what all my friends told me in grade 7 and now I'm the least innocent lmao

[@francesca2341]

Okay guys, I'm on the bus with earphones watching this and when dodie screamed everyone looked at me 😅😂😘

[@JordyJRT]

DODIE!!!!!

[@amandaf8561]

i loved this and keep wondering when this was filmed because dodie's been on tour

[@cheyna8523]

girl. why do you not have more subscribers. you deserve them.

[@zoekellett6346]

Amazing !!!

[@eiveive]

Mash is the best form of potato

[@unclecordy1520]

wrong, chips.

[@drquinzel2705]

Nope, roasted

[@saramartins95]

all forms of potato are great and i feel we should stop fighting and just unite under the umbrella of loving potatoes and potato products

[@drquinzel2705]

+saramartins95 thats very deep i will follow you in your potato peace quest master

[@saramartins95]

Dr Quinzel thank you. and welcome my friend!

[@jillianking3852]

love you two ((:

[@exhaustedeloise]

DID DODIE JUST SAY CUNT OMG SHES SO SWEET THIS IS FUCKING WITH ME BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[@emmakatehoward2935]

SO upset i'm late to this glorious video

[@missoxymoronaddict]

God bless us, everyone, we have a new #TipsyTalk. Wait, wrong season. Shit.

[@georginagray4896]

Everytime I see the Ripley poster in a video of yours I need to know where it's from?! I want it in my life!!

[@scarabrae7915]

I still regularly rewatch this video

[@maya7245]

Faves

[@JessicaMotion]

I loved Dodie's hair in this video! 💜👌

[@DeeDee97]

This NEEDED to be longer!

[@sungshineev8732]

TIPSY TALK WITH DODIE!? HELL YEAH

[@imalloutofgin]

That made me very happy. :3

[@idkimbeth]

i need a friendship like this

[@cinemoni]

i like how dodie did hazel's makeup!

[@AndyFraserVideo]

Yessssss

[@RegularOddball]

sorry you can't post this it's my big trig

[@purplecat2274]

Yay!

[@johngalbraith7958]

You should do an extreme version of tipsy talk called wankered waffling

[@emilyshumway2112]

I love these two! I didn't know they lived together!

[@lesbitch]

I am blessed

[@EmilyCooper-cf1qj]

Who doesn't love mash potato

[@MissesJedwardGrimes]

YAY DODIE ❤

[@5secondsofpaige]

I'm so happy Dodie got a tipsy talk!

[@sayhibobbi]

Dory is the strongest female character because she just keeps swimming, and that takes a LOT of strength.

[@happyme9010]

Watching this made me feel like the only sober one in the group on a night out!

[@emilyhenderson1740]

Your hair looks cute Hazel!

[@gracewaine8977]

My favourites:)))

[@murphym75]

"Not right now, but usually, when I'm more together" would be the name of my autobiography, if I had one.

[@TheAcorner1987]

SO SPOOPY HAZEL!

[@WU00110154]

lol i should be catching a bus now you say? nah just gonna watch this vid first mate

[@joeysnowy4110]

i'm almost positive that in any tipsy talk with her friends hazel does the high pitched panicked "eeeeAAA!" but here it was almost a guarantee

[@orlaghxx9748]

oMG I REALLY NEED A DAN HOWELL AND DODIE COLLAB ISTFHJA I NEED IT..but I also really love the tipsy talks... an you shoud have one with Dan H now... in your house... where Dodie is... YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE THE THREE OF YOU...ooohh yeah do that do that!! plspls