Megaman - Dr. Wily Fails at Life

[@arkbuble]

Dr Light: oh no, megaman is dead, i guess i will have to make a new robot and he will be superior in every way, i will call him X Roll: so you will make him immune to spikes? Dr Light: ...

[@Ender41948]

arkbuble Kind of seems like an obvious and purposeful design flaw. See, that never made sense. Megaman is made of some futuristic titanium. OK, Elec Beams? Gotta hurt. Metal Blade? Understandably painful! Tiny little spikes you jumped into? You outta bend THEM WAAAAY before they kill you!

[@unapersona100real6]

arkbuble por eso existe la gaea armor x5

[@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

arkbuble Gaea and Shadow armor says hi

[@unapersona100real6]

This is the face I make when I orgasim y shadow armor

[@AcroxShadow]

Ender41948 apparently they're "molecularly sharpened" or some bullshit

[@flame_warp]

You know, most old newgrounds-y stuff like this didn't really age well. But this? This is everlasting. I'm gonna be 55 and I'm still gonna be laughing at Bass's delivery on 'Spring Man'.

[@effzero7211]

I really like your profile picture

[@13CrystalHeart]

Zero: First victim of the robot apocalypse says 'what'?! *psychotic smile* Wily: What? Bass: *Facepalm* I have to share Bass's sentiment on that, Wily.

[@steampandaa]

Wily fell for that big time xD

[@acehardware2823]

Wait so if Wily didn't say 'what' he would have lived?!

[@JulioRedCosplay]

What?

[@omarpikm2101]

gutsman: DUN DUNNNNNN

[@HarmonicVector]

@YOXOMO .U Zero was not saying that as a question. He said it as a statement. Wily said "What?!" which was what "the first victim of the robot apocalypse" supposedly says.

[@beans1325]

1:01 reminded me that Zero was a total psychopath before he encountered Sigma

[@aregmelkumyan1278]

Would be cool if he stayed like that

[@mariofan-he9ir]

WHAT

[@asmootht-pose8748]

*Boom*

[@Keedisgay]

More like ligma

[@ruukotopresents]

who's joe

[@PlanetZoidstar]

0:28 Don't worry Springman, there's still the new Nintendo Switch game ARMS.

[@GachaRival]

Greatsaiyakirby dude that’s a different Spring Man

[@masongoad1148]

He would fit in arms

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

*Spring Man:* My time has come.

[@rockymitsu]

there is another springman, the 3rd one comes from kinnikuman

[@kobunnight]

"Convert it to a ZIP file BASS, I don't want to hear it!" Possibly the cleverest joke used here. If only it was more audible. =w=;

[@TinchoX]

+Night Kobun To be honest I didn't know what Wily said waayy back in the day when this video was released... you learn something new everyday.

[@kobunnight]

Same here, just noticed it then. ^^;

[@RockandMetal645]

I would have never caught that until you mentioned it. Holy shit... 10 years later.

[@hydrobazooka]

What's made it clever?

[@geniusme707]

No pun is better than “I will Kermit suicide”

[@HighPrinceGasket]

Even though I can understand people's dislike for Spring Man, after seeing this video, I can't help but feel sorry for the guy.

[@cyaninkling2638]

Yeah, me too. Now think about Top Man and all he hate that he gets.

[@thegodofeggs]

Those guys are underrated and I love a the weird ones, BOUNCE MAN 4 THE WIN!!!!!!

[@NeoArashi]

Gotta agree there. Spring Man, despite the... un-threatening desing, was at least *somewhat* challending. Top Man, however? Man he was Pathetic.

[@CinzaChumbo]

To be frank, I like Spring Man. And I don't think less of Top Man, either. His weapon, though... that's another matter entirely.

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

@@NeoArashi The spinoff manga Rockman-san kinda made him endearingly pathetic, at least. ...by turning him into a social media influencer.

[@AmateurAnimations65]

Man, 14 years old... I remember seeing this as a kid/early teenager and laughing my ass off. It aged surprisingly well and still gets a good chuckle out of me

[@BenjaMage]

I think the only good use for Spring Man would be on days when you're bored and the two of you are standing at the top of a tall staircase. >:D

[@Ichiyama22]

***** Yeah, and when you wanna liven things up with a party, you call in Fling Man.

[@Ichiyama22]

And when you need to look up something, but Google won't load for some reason, you go and ask Bing Man.

[@shadowman2362]

***** Spring and ding both have ing

[@shadowman2362]

***** And when Ping man gets a call but cant get it he gets Ring man

[@Mike16192]

Shadow Man But when Ring man can´t do it he ask Sting man to do it

[@BulletBillSoilder]

You'd think an evil genius would've made an unescapable room full of death spikes way before he made a CLOWN MAN

[@hakasek4052]

You'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room made of instant death spikes way before he made a SHEEP MAN

[@hakasek4052]

You'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room made of instant death spikes way before he made a PUMP MAN

[@captainosu2094]

You'd think an evil genius would've made an unescapable room full of instant death spikes way before he made a TOAD MAN

[@toasterfoundation6886]

Cossack made Toad Man though

[@captainosu2094]

Toaster Foundation My point still stands. Dumb invention regardless

[@CaptainJoosh]

Now we just need a Bottomless-Cliff Man...

[@CaptainJoosh]

Well bottomless cliffs are as deadly as spikes to some video game characters.

[@shadowman2362]

***** Same here Gutsman

[@megacaohssteve8990]

and then instant death pits WITH SPIKES :)

[@yamatoman4180]

***** Shadow Man Yes... Baka na humans and his stupid ideas...

[@joleighperez97]

True that

[@arctix6113]

"I found teh comput3r room, lol" - Metal Man

[@KilosFoxo]

Also vector thw crocodile

[@megasonicx839]

Wily: Look, even if that didn't work, Megaman would have been destroyed by my super robot, Zero! Bass: You mean him? Wily: Aww craps he got out.

[@SuperFanFiction]

MegaSonicX Zero: Thefirstvictimoftherobotapocalypsesayswhat!

[@DearAnem0ia]

Wily: What? Bass: *facepalm* Aaaaahh... Wily: Ah fffff... *boom*

[@bonsaidols2608]

SuperFanFiction Well played guys xD

[@megasonicx839]

X3

[@megasonicx839]

I try lol

[@hylianfelldragon1308]

You'd think an evil genius would've made an unescapable room full of death spikes way before he made a TOP MAN!

[@LordKraken3]

+Spidertendo 64 Before he made a PLANT MAN!

[@nyanya660]

+Sam Diamond BUBBLEMAN!

[@YellowSun765Z]

DIVEMAN!

[@SimplyCrisis11]

+Spidertendo 64 Topman: *Groan*

[@RWBYraikou888]

You'd think an evil _genius_ would've made an inescapable room full of instant-death spikes _way_ before he made a _Frost Man!_

[@vicky20xx]

Gutsman's Ass.

[@cyaninkling2638]

DUH NUUUUUHHH

[@bryanhatesbedhead311]

or is it his crotch?

[@acehardware2823]

That makes the whole video look different

[@MrCat-zz5eo]

I know that's Buttsman's gut, but I thought it was the infamous L-Pipe every single Wily Castle has for some reason.

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

0:24 - "Convert it to a ZIP file, Bass! I don't want to hear it." Sad that most people missed that brilliant line...

[@megazero952]

yeah a nice a joke

[@kidprime6863]

What's the punch line?

[@Oppsallspies]

​@@kidprime6863the joke is that a zip file is a compressed file (in Bass's case an audio file) and its contents are made smaller, in other words dr. Wily was telling bass to shut up in computer speak

[@kidprime6863]

@@Oppsallspies Oh, now I get it. Thanks

[@barraki92reborn]

Don't worry Spring Man, I'll always love you. :)

[@thelatelordbitchmeister4334]

Honestly, Spring Man had a cool idea behind him! I don't understand why he's so hated! Junk Man is 1,000,000 times worse than Spring Man!

[@romram7984]

spring man is great

[@quizz5459]

Aqua Man is worse.

[@megamichael4021]

Talking about it i used to put a spring on my arm and i called myself spring man as i threw my hand out letting the spring fly out

[@kylee2002]

Thefirstvictomoftherobotapocolypsesayswhat?!

[@AileLight]

XD

[@kylee2002]

XD

[@AileLight]

XD

[@theleafeon8020]

XD

[@kylee2002]

XDD

[@UndyingUsagi]

I come here in 2024 to let you know that this was one of my first favorited videos ever. I quote it from time to time still and it is amazing.

[@gc6096]

Same lol

[@planetdestroyer1847]

Who else feels bad for Spring Man?

[@beans1325]

me

[@joninfinity17]

me

[@deadchannel2626]

Planet Destroyer me

[@cj.59]

Me cuz he's useless

[@umm_uh]

me

[@animagi6844]

a timeless classic from youtube's golden age

[@ProjectInsight44]

"THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE SAYS WHAT?"

[@-.__-.__]

what!? oh fuck

[@-.__-.__]

ThisThingEaten this is a tasty burger

[@ThisThingEaten]

+Rwesthius Might that be, perchance, a Royale with cheese?

[@mrburke4194]

What?

[@ThisThingEaten]

MrBurkeGames

[@TheSmashDoctor]

oh man its spiked wall man, ruuuuuuuuunnnn!!!!

[@scorpionvenom27]

In megaman 11 it was revealed to be Impact Man

[@thegodofeggs]

But you can't hide... Because it is a flat room with no walls as hiding spots, duh!

[@yaboikerbe9696]

*Door opens* M: I could've never seen this before M: hmph *Door closes* M: Wh- M: Wait, what was the name of this boss? *Spiked-wall man's intro* M: Oh, you suck, Wily *Megaman dies* B: Well, FINALLY! W: Convert it to a .ZIP file, Bass, I don't want to hear it. B: You think an evil genius would have thought about making an inescapable room full of instant death spikes WAY before he made a SPRING MAN! SM: Hmmm? Awwwwww... *Spring Man falls down the stairs* W: Look, I got them all right! Even if that didn't work, Megaman would have been demolished by my new super robot Zero! B: What, you mean him? W: What are you blabbering abou....crap, he got out. Z: THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALIPSE SAYS WHAT!? W: W-what? B: *facepalm* W: Ohhh, fffff...... *Wily castle explodes* *Guts man's ass* I know this comment is pointless, but I was bored.

[@Ninick845Production]

What ?

[@yaboikerbe9696]

What?

[@CaptainFedora]

Why?

[@lostnotyetfound6013]

Thanks for the transcript. I'm deaf.

[@guilhermegmoreir]

As a blind man, I'd like to thank you for all this effort... you even added bold text to it, so that really helped me out.

[@randocalzone8772]

How can Wily's fortress just go boom like that. Makes Zero sense. (pun intentional)

[@sobelle109]

Self destruction

[@Phoenixesper1]

Bass's face palm at the end when wily seals his fate was utterly priceless.

[@Asuo]

"THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPES SAYS WHAT???" WHAT? awwww ffffffffffffffffffffffffff *explodes*

[@OnePieceObsessed]

What?

[@KyosukeShigeru]

Obviously one of the most humorous Megaman shorts I've seen in a while. Finely laced with inside jokes and funny dialog between Bass and Wily. The inside jokes are good too (notably the "Find The Computer Room" joke written on the wall behind Wily). Definitely worth watching if you need a good laugh.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

You know depite the passage of time this one aged really well

[@bloos9748]

Why the springman hate..? He adds comedy to the game purely by his design,

[@TheQuarterGuy]

I need to use this footage for my countdown!

[@psychie8625]

And you would. Good job.

[@MaxxHahn]

I KNEW IT GUTSMAN

[@KidIcarussAwesomeAdventures]

Zero: First victim of the robot apocalypse says what? Wily: What? Bass: (facepalm) Wily:Oh f... BOOM GUTSMAN BUTT

[@endernightthedrokain1770]

Quality content ages like fine wine.

[@lordlantern599]

Bass: You think a evil genius would think about making an inescapable death spike room WAY BEFORE making a SPRING MAN Me: Huh.... good point

[@mattc4667]

5 seconds later zero has taken over the entire world

[@soledrop]

I found teh comput3r room, lol - Metal Man [Insert picture of Metal Man's face here]

[@soledrop]

W-what-

[@soledrop]

Oh fff-

[@nekoshadows9038]

Maverick Hunter Zero I love what you did there in the end

[@nekoshadows9038]

Maverick Hunter Zero Bass was alright though, right?

[@RealCandleJack]

This needs a part 2, I need to see the robot apocalypse of which zero speaks.

[@Milesrnghorror]

this was uploaded before i was even a fetus craaaazy

[@gc6096]

Wow

[@rohayaismail3708]

Me too

[@UltimateRainbower]

Poor Spring Man

[@dominiccaruso6407]

The rumors about Zero being made by Dr. Wily are true! The serial number of the robot is DWN-∞.

[@demi-femme4821]

How did you not know this? Are you just trolling?

[@HeroOfROBLOX138]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SPIKED-WALL MAN!

[@megachaosblast126]

Yes I laughed the most at that part

[@mariofan-he9ir]

Yeah ha ha. you'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room of instant kill spikes before he made a burner man!

[@nicocen-10-O]

Aww. No love for Springman.

[@HarbingerYT]

0:28 What's funny is that Spring Man wasn't even made by Wily himself. He stole it from the Robot Museum.

[@ForgottenMemoriesSou]

"The first victim of the robot apocalypse says What?" My god I was dying already from spiked wall man.

[@JohnnyCrimson2000]

Why even bother just making a boss room of spikes? Just put spikes all over the place lol

[@megacaohssteve8990]

no at the spawn point

[@kylecampbell565]

0:55 so that's why vector couldn't find the computer room

[@UchihaFabio]

Oh come on, I loved spring man

[@josefeliciano629]

Wow new boss 0:12 "spiked-wall man"

[@dan002hydrowoman9]

DUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[@dcn-028pharaohman6]

XDDDD

[@shadowman2362]

Metal man found the combut3r room lol "The first victim of the robot apocalypse says what"

[@madmoblin]

What?

[@shadowman2362]

Bass-*facepalm*

[@megacaohssteve8990]

Shadow Man KA BOOOOOOOM

[@shadowman2362]

Oh no Top man blow up.

[@iamspeedman6453]

BAHAHAH! I have to agree with Bass on this one!

[@iamspeedman6453]

I wouldn't even make a spring man!

[@megacaohssteve8990]

IAMSPEEDMAN its called stairs its funny :)

[@pandoradan-0029]

Who wouldn't?

[@mariofan-he9ir]

Or a burner man

[@skibot9974]

“You’d think an EVIL GENIUS would make an inescapable ROOM full of instant death spikes WAY before he made a SPRING MAN”

[@inkerinomasterino]

U think a evil genius would make an inescapable room full of instant death spots way before he reprogramed topman

[@cyaninkling2638]

ANOTHER TOP MAN HATER!!!

[@inkerinomasterino]

Foxy the Pirate topfuck

[@Cinko420]

Foxy the Pirate Only a FNAF fan would make a comment like This.

[@alexworld8255]

Top Man: Huh? Aww... *spins away*

[@DreadJoker]

Never gets old. Great Job!

[@carloscoda1273]

Poor Springman :v

[@ChrisCakes]

ya, I like him

[@Chargal4]

Happy 10th birthday to this video!

[@WalkerSunriseChannel]

For some reason it's always the Gutsman's Ass stinger at the end that gets me even nearly two decades later XD

[@megaponeo2342]

0:19 This is the impossible level, boys. Impossible doesn't mean very difficult. Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize. Impossible is eating the sun.

[@AlexaRobin21]

Mega Man wanna be the guy. Zero kills his first doctor.

[@redlol123]

Holy fuck this is old. I remember watching this back in the elder days. It's still funny. :3

[@saltystick_99]

"Oh you suck Wily." Really, I think everyone who played Megaman has said that _at least_ once.

[@kevinmahoney1995]

Saw this when I was 12. What a throwback

[@Superluigi881]

Dr Light: Well shit. Megaman's dead. Guess I gotta make another one. Roll: You'll make him immune to spikes this time, right? Dr Light: ... Roll: You'll make him immune to spikes this time, right?

[@megamanlight5597]

Zero - 1 Wily - 0

[@celular]

Megaman Light ZERO ES COOL EL MAS COPIDADO Y MATA A WILY Y DONDE CONPRA EL ZABLE TAlves haga algo

[@OmegaCKL]

Logic

[@joelimitsuandyoshi]

Winner: Zero because no duh

[@cj.59]

Wily -11 you mean?

[@CaptainFedora]

Zero: THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE SAYS WHAT? Me: Why? (Zero looks at me in a stupid face) Me: Aaawww, what's the matter Ze- OH SHOOT! Zero: If you insist >:) (Zero shoots me, I die)

[@abc2390986]

Robert H Zero: What am I fighting forrrrrrrrrrr

[@CaptainFedora]

(Mighty No. 9 meets Mega Man) Beck (Mighty No. 9): You're so old. Rock (Mega Man): You're a disgrace to being our successor.

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Then kirby gets on his armor, copies zero and the real robot apocalypse starts.

[@CaptainFedora]

And that's how Gurren Lagaan began. (I think I spelled it wrong)

[@abc2390986]

Iván Gerardo Casas Torres Zero: It is not too late, stop the coop now! Kirby: Nevar.

[@FiftyFour54]

0:36 Spring Man: Ah?

[@spatalottakittens]

You'd think an evil genius would've made an inescapable room full of instant death spikes WAY before he made a WOOD MAN

[@pursuing222]

What is spike walled man weak against?

[@xenokirby5481]

Throw Controller At Screen Due To Rage Man.

[@theleafeon8020]

Hedgehog man?

[@Jdude60IsBack]

he's weak against self confidence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@celular]

XenoKirby 54 ES DEBIL A TIRAR TU NES EN LA BASURA LO DA TRASH MAN Y RUSH JET Y LO MATAS

[@celular]

celular ES DEBIL A TIRAR TU NES EN LA BASURA LO DA fuck troller man Y RUSH JET Y LO MATAS

[@kylecampbell565]

You think an EVIL GENIUS would make an inescapable room of instant-death spikes WAY before he made a Spring Man!

[@Ender41948]

Kyle Campbell Huh? Aaaaaahhhh..... *rolls down stairs"

[@nicksterpick]

poor spring man...

[@Beriorn]

The second victim of the robot apocalypse says DUN DUN!?

[@Kwatcher100]

Hard to believe this video is 13 years old.

[@AyuthiAugmus]

"Wily: CONVERT IT TO A .ZIP FILE BASS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" You know, the joke would be funnier if we could hear it. . . And don't let me forget. . . GUTSMANS ASSS!

[@LucasCAPS]

+Tune-Tastic Official DUN DUUUUNNNN

[@AyuthiAugmus]

LucasCAPS *DUU DUUUUUU*

[@ChuckRoast14]

I'm watching this in 2019.

[@kittyfuture1069]

Poor Springman

[@stv497]

Zero:The first victim of the robot apocalypse says "what?" Wily:What? Bass:*facepalm* Wily:Ehm?OH,FU- *BOOM*

[@mr.mysterious186]

Spiked-Wall Man's weakness is Item 1

[@edwindiaz1749]

Nice recommendation

[@ChrisG555]

DA DUN

[@symphiasabrewing8296]

What does Wily say at 0:24?I get the "I don't want to hear it."But I can't make what's before it.

[@ScatterbrainPete]

"Convert it to a .zip file, Bass." In other words, .zip it!

[@symphiasabrewing8296]

***** Ohhh.I hear it now that I listen to it.LOLOLOLOLOL.That's clever.Robot puns,LOL.

[@cj.59]

At the beginning I laughed at the sound effect for Megaman's running 🤣🤣🤣

[@grejazz1115]

Now this brings back memories, i hope the algorithm does its work someday.

[@ikillzoneblas7423]

Watching this at 2x speed is awesome xD

[@joleighperez97]

It is

[@horaciosi]

(0:25-0:27) What did he said?

[@DubloRayteen]

"Convert it to a .zip file, Bass, I don't want to hear it."

[@poyoride1751]

Types in spring man on the youtube search This is the first video to show up WTF. (P.S. spring man = worst robot master ever)

[@TheQuarterGuy]

No. Quint is worst Robot Master.

[@premiumdude8353]

+The Quarter Guy ran into any butthurt vikings fans?

[@kingshoutmon5256]

No. Aquaman is the worst robot máster ever.

[@Classic_Tomfoolery]

17 years.... 17.... holy...

[@OOUER]

10 years later... It is in my recommendation...

[@solarflare9078]

Congrats on 1,000,000 views! You deserve it!

[@dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap7818]

Ah, memories...

[@cyaninkling2638]

True. Very true.

[@basswily7221]

True

[@Zhortac]

You think this is bad? You'd think that an evil genius like Wily, would realize that the best robot to make against Rockman is...Paperman!

[@thenumberquelve158]

Made in July 2007, and it has aged *remarkably well.* I'm actually kinda surprised it only accrued 1.1 million views. I remember watching it at least 12 years ago if not 13. I'm just glad it got recommended again. I wanted to see how well it aged. GREAT stuff 👍

[@penelopenovella2806]

Gutsman’s ass never gets old

[@swifterxlol6380]

It's been 10 years, how does this not have 1 million views yet.

[@Clownacy]

Holy fuck I never thought I'd find the 'gutsman's ass during the credits' video!

[@MacNava]

How am I just discovering this godtier animation now?

[@CyanicCore]

This is surprisingly good for most of the era's releases, but I'm a little disappointed to have not seen more jokes like this in-series. XDive nods at wood man's popularity and highlights disappearing tiles, and likely much more, but I never saw something that reflecting Megaman's greatest influence this well.

[@Ningflingslinger]

@SurgicalZeal Oh! That explains a lot! But then when did he build Omega? All with being in space and all that, I don't think he could find the time...

[@lunarribbon917]

"I found the computer room" lmao"