FUNNIEST TEXTS V22

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[@Bald_Cat2007]

You know JUAN, now get ready for **HAROLD**

[@b24liberator19]

Harold was first

[@That.s_Me]

*HÂRØLD*

[@thereaper3566]

Hermando

[@abbas7509]

Carlos

[@minamacaree4918]

Perfect

[@hamhamtaro5947]

FBI Agent: Do it bro. 😂😂😂

[@somesortofeditor]

#dankness “Hey mum, what is dark humour?” “You see that guy with no hands? Tell him to clap.” “Mum, I’m blind though-“ “Hah” *how ironic*

[@Proto_r_us]

Please

[@royalexis3616]

his/her mum just tell them the real dark humour

[@MrsSt0rmm]

💀

[@hypnotizedbyme]

definitely not copied

[@canaldamia8393]

"And mum, you are deaf"

[@tetrathundaja]

2:31 That went from 100 to 0 back to 100 really quick.

[@M.xvvv3n]

“No shi we have the same dad”. WAIT WHATTT

[@ThatMTAGuy420]

#dankness Son: Hey dad, what’s an alcoholic? Father: You see those 4 trees over there, an alcoholic sees 8. Son: But dad, there are only 2 trees! (my mom who sees 1 tree)

[@AxleethaakiLler]

The baby: there's no trees....?

[@1qvvyx]

the twin: mummy what's trees

[@dogbur]

No

[@hanstermen9141]

6:04 I didnt know that existed 1 hit ko moves with 100 accuracy

[@Contravixity]

I man, if you ask someone out like that, you kinda deserve it.

[@yukitai9063]

So it's like Sheer Cold? Guess someone fought an ice-type despite having no defence against it.

[@raxyls2475]

@@yukitai9063 thats 30 percent acc

[@yukitai9063]

@@raxyls2475, doesn't sheer cold's accuracy (30+[pokelvl-enemylvl])? ...iirc the fandom had those calculations.

[@raxyls2475]

@@yukitai9063 from what ive heard it has a 30% acc if you have a higher level than the opponents pokemon, if you dont it wont work ever.

[@detectiveyoshi]

“Dad that’s me” No way the father didn’t recognize his own daughter?

[@Mimaximan]

I think the father used this messages to let his daughter know that he found her onlyfans

[@p3treska]

*son

[@B7HUNDRED]

that’s so weird wtf girl’s dad

[@detectiveyoshi]

@@Mimaximan ahhh ok then that would make more sense, ty :)

[@naranciaghirga3145]

Unless the child was/is a boy…..

[@seproses3509]

"My dad died..." "So can we date now?" "I still have a boyfriend!" "And I still have a dad" #darkhumor

[@waroworld4817]

I can't understand can you explain to me

[@seproses3509]

@@waroworld4817 It's pretty simple a boy is desprate and doesn't care that the girls dad died and just asked her to date and then it just goes on.

[@abieb5720]

@@waroworld4817 So, the first person says "My dad died" And the other person goes "So can we date now?" Meaning that their dad was a pillar in between their relationship Then the first person goes "No I have a boyfriend" And then the 2nd person goes "I have a dad" Referring that her dad just died Ik it's pretty lame, but still good to use tho

[@itisiumair4358]

Meh, it was lame. I mean, 90% of this meme was in the video, he just changed "dog" with "dad".

[@tortoise5383]

@@itisiumair4358 is this Umair from clifton

[@sapphireDoseArt]

4:19 okay it took me a second to get the actual catchphrase. “Your a-droa-bowl” (adorable)

[@gungun.-.]

“I still have my boyfriend” “Well atleast my father didn’t go get the milk”

[@GusMortis]

we live in a world where huffing gas to get high costs more then snorting cocaine. Imagine scarface made now.

[@yesimverycool1938]

I wonder who’s been snorting my salt

[@Isa_hearts_chishiya]

“Stay classy” - best quote from Doggo

[@Fear-Fox]

Favorite part out of all of the memes it’s so hard not to laugh since it’s straight up midnight for me 😂 6:15

[@unicornhero7243]

#dankness "mom can we get food?" "No there's food at home." Food at home: "🐭🐭🐭"

[@rasmushansen8137]

Omg BEST vid in like a year. There seriosly hasnt been any screenshot worth memes in a loooooong time. Thank you! I laughed the entire Way through🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rasmushansen8137]

@@miccylol tf u talkin bout?

[@comasamfam7399]

how to get those robotic voices in Capcut: first add text then you'll see "text speech" then find some voices.

[@sandwich3946]

Not being rude but have you seen any comments asking

[@nothadleyhere]

#dankness "Dad, why my name experience?" "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."

[@SocksAndMittens6435]

1:12 this was honestly hilarious

[@_Josalyn_]

"Stay classy, doggo" PERIOD

[@unknownbasic57]

9:15 throw me out the house all you want, nothing's going to unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey

[@masong3746]

2:49 MAASSIVE hol up

[@luminous_mcha4439]

"So this is my house" "Oh I'm sorry I'm not much of a dog person" "Get out of my house now"

[@thecombatwombat7652]

Me: *plays Paradox games on my laptop to learn about history* Everyone else in the class: *unsettled Tom meme*

[@TenCentsHarbourAdventures]

A User Called Clumsy Had So Many Funny Text Videos Just Like This, Tysm For Bringing Similar Content Back.

[@ryanlanny12]

6:54 if you want to do anything like this, just make a group chat with one person and kick them so you are the only person in it, you are still able to message on there if you do this

[@kendrickjustopenedhismouth]

works like that on discord too

[@squek2080]

9:35 made me laugh way too hard jesus christ

[@thepoIandreal]

I was like “thank god he didn’t say it”

[@furkannemir]

No matter what happens, always "Stay classy, doggo"

[@betaplain297]

Stay classy, doggo.

[@redblade3382]

Perfect comedy lmao

[@You_are_cooked_bro]

#dankness me: opens the door so that i can get some air the other people on the spaceship: •_•

[@Al3xAckerman]

This made my day :)

[@mintzz-l3i]

5:27 if I have a grandson I'llbe like this grandma What a cool grandma

[@crimz2389]

#Dankness Memellion: Use hashtag dankness! Me: Damn, buch that's all ya had to say.

[@savagegirl1958]

"Hey cutie💅" "Ehh, how old are you?" "Im 34 but age is just a number😏" "You know what else is a number?" "What?" "911" "😳"

[@1lyxlac3y-imbackk51]

LAMOAOOAOAOOAOAoa

[@Adam-hs9ft]

Stay classy doggo

[@waleedbadran4733]

#dankness They were so funny 🤣 i laughed for 9 and a half minutes straight 😂😂

[@branster2824]

Lol

[@NRGStodgey]

Stay classy, doggo

[@angelr5918]

“SASHA!” “WHAT?!” “WE RAN OUT OF MUSTARD AGAIN”

[@Jazmine____450]

"Waterproof socks" "How do you wash them?" "Waterproof water" :) Edit:Tysm for 16 likes! :D

[@iamcheesecake.]

No one likes gacha

[@Ayo_itsme_Alanaaa]

Dude is going places in life

[@keyshawngurley6731]

5:53 **It was super effective!** **Josh used ENDURE** **Paulina used FRIENDZONED** **Josh Endures the blow** **Josh uses PROTECT** **Paulina uses FRIENDZONE** **Josh was protected** **Josh uses SWAGGER (shows off hot wheels collection** **It was super effective** **Paulina used Sheer Cold** **But it failed** **Josh throws an ultra ball** … … … … **Paulina has been added to your team!**

[@Katieexar]

"hi, who is this? Aaron changed my contacts to creatures name" What's mine? "Dawrf" HE'S SO MEAN IM NOT THAT SHORT!! "Oh, hi Dan" DANG That got me 💀

[@Darkninjasham]

It is indeed funny and yet I never laugh just smile

[@thecombatwombat7652]

When you right a funny comment for Memellion: *Kalm* You forgot to put #DANKNESS: *panik* You can now make a funnier comment about you forgetting: *kalm*

[@Amityz72323]

rat

[@elasticplasticok]

This was definitely not funny….

[@arplayz321]

@@elasticplasticok i am dying of this comments cringe

[@elasticplasticok]

@@arplayz321 Same.. I forgot I wrote this reply but it’s true. This is cringe.

[@Dreamyblue101]

Amazing funny texts

[@mickeyomega2032]

This funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DJOGEO]

#Dankness “Stay classy, doggo.” The gods of life.

[@Bruh-hu5ul]

Yahweh is the only God. whether it be a joke or not, still, it's like assuming there's more than Yahweh

[@v1ncewhite764]

0:15 CAUGHT IN 4K ULTRA HD DISSOWNED

[@spxcezi6018]

Stay classy, Doggo.

[@HCAFCUltra]

11:37 that escalated quickly

[@JustBreesh]

Memelion: *shows classy doggo* Ugly people: “stay classy, doggo”

[@bkCheezburgor]

ᓴᖊ ᐃᕞᖊᕞᕞᓓᕓᓓ ᓭᕓᐯᐦᐋᐃᖊ ᐄᐋᖊᕓᒄᖊᓓ ᐄᐄᐤᐚᐃ ᖋᖊᓖ ᐐᐦᐐᐊᖊᖊᣟᐐ ᐐᐐᖧᐞ ᐦᐦ?

[@itisiumair4358]

What are you talking about?

[@ajad2216]

10:22 I DIED laughing 🤣

[@elifififif]

stay classy doggo :) also i almost choked on my food when watcing💀

[@robotinik0]

6:16 Man's so good even the FBI agent wants him to send the text lmao-

[@whydoesthisexist4820]

Waterproof water 🤨

[@alfonzoalfisi2236]

2:46 hold up wait a minute something ain't right

[@masong3746]

Yeah exactly i first thought it was a thot deny moment then i just went hol up

[@JS-rv3et]

ya don't say

[@drenzelgarridovieyra7984]

I have a question, for God Why

[@rosyannebugarin6495]

I love the dog who just wanted a boop in its nose 😂 so cute

[@zozoi2146]

8:04 technically you’re boiling pints not cups

[@LilyPillow]

Lmao

[@JoshCollinsTZA]

5:53 I have appeared out of nowhere

[@SaadGamerTubeHD]

I see you everywhere josh

[@nikmrn]

6:12 bro what is he typing with

[@nikmrn]

@@im.meghan yeah, in Germany we have something like that too (there are many memes about people typing with a Slim Jim lol)

[@nikmrn]

@@im.meghan thanks

[@NemesisGhost141]

Beef jerky (I know it’s a slim jim)

[@AFordFlex2377]

6:29 Okay, I absolutely love that one!!! 😆😆🚗

[@Kahana384]

“Stay classy, doggo”

[@quackusmadackus2804]

#dankness When people want to help you with the shower just say thank you except all this stuff about get out of my house

[@LostTensho]

will memelion pin this? prob not

[@shafeenahmed6478]

#dankness Love it when the baby boomers catch up to us and relate to our culture. Wait....NO!?!

[@country.things]

first

[@nikmrn]

no

[@country.things]

@@nikmrn i mean first ti comment

[@nikmrn]

@@country.things i am aware, actually

[@country.things]

@@nikmrnsorry

[@sheriffjl7895]

Cool

[@ani-omg]

I can't this is too funny-

[@Slay_The__Day]

Stay classy, doggo. 😂

[@Kylieann_]

“HE’S SO MEAN IM NOT THAT SHORT!” “Oh hi Dan”💀

[@moo2689]

stay classy, doggo

[@gorillatagproductions5759]

that dog is classy stay classy, doggo

[@qatary800]

"Stay classy, doggo" Here you go

[@Vaniluvsyhu_1]

Stay classy doggo! :D

[@kiwiq_x]

Stay classy, doggo 😏👍

[@jacobgrammer2022]

Thank you the great amazing video

[@kaileeridgely4082]

Stay classy, doggo BUT THE DOGGO BE CUTE THOOO

[@Sofialovespuppiers]

Stay classy doggo😂

[@emilygrubbs6857]

''stay classy doggo'' that fun to say :D

[@guywithagf7955]

This is funny af xD

[@ainsleybonazzi9555]

Stay classy ✨ doGgO ✨

[@valkata_gamin]

Stay classy,doggo. :D

[@eren9431]

Ethan be tweaking 😭👌🏽

[@alternative_oak]

stay classy doggo. best thing ever

[@kk_fireblastchannle3493]

Nice dog stay classy, doggo

[@rainbowbun8716]

Stay classy, doggo!

[@ignacynowakowski]

“Stay classy doggo”

[@eroomthokk9634]

here listening to some relatively harmless jokes and that freaking bombshell dropped on my ears like a nuke

[@L_ST4R]

Classy doggo :D

[@noodlesily3888]

“ Stay Classy Dogo”. :)

[@itsdet5601]

Stay classy, doggo :)

[@debtjoa]

"stay classy, doggo"

[@rasafarschi592]

Stay classy doggo😂😂😂

[@uhncomfortable]

“Stay classy doggo”😎

[@Animated_RandomOldAcc]

Ahh yes, you wash the waterproof socks with waterproof water 😂

[@joshuadanni5968]

Stay Classy, Doggo That dog's got classsss.

[@appetitefordestructiontrack8]

"Stay classy, doggo" 😌🥹☺️😁

[@theunifun4903]

:D made my day a lot better *Stay classy doggo*

[@sebp9014]

Stay classy doggo:)

[@losergachaquit741]

"So you wanna be friends? Tell me something about you." "I dont really like dog-" "Go away."

[@conservativeauthority2713]

Stay classy, doggo 🤝

[@bumblescxtch937]

Stay classy doggo!