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@totallyworksperfectly54242 ай бұрын
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@n64briel2 ай бұрын
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@SawyerTheAnimator2 ай бұрын
Kiwi bird memes
@Beamdude.2 ай бұрын
ROBLOX MEMES!
@Lightswitch42032 ай бұрын
as an american, I find it offensive that you assume we eat guns, we feed it to our pet eagles of course!
@caliberthecow37272 ай бұрын
both is good
@mreggs3731Ай бұрын
as an Australian, I don't get how the USA is sometimes called the US but the people living there drop the U out of most words that have them and replace the S in most words with a Z. WHY?!
@Lightswitch4203Ай бұрын
@@mreggs3731 I could say the same thing about Australians pronouncing vowels differently.
@Ashfrfr2 ай бұрын
as an american i can confirm we eat guns
@NoBloons2 ай бұрын
Yummy yummy ammunition
@johnmcwick12 ай бұрын
Got a fresh batch out of my freedom oven just a few min ago.
@Ape-El2 ай бұрын
As an American I can confirm that what you say is true. I personally think assault rifles have the best flavor, but Glocks are tasty as well.
@BakedWorms2 ай бұрын
As a Floridian I say we do not only eat the guns, but the ammo as well
@CHEESEyeah.-.2 ай бұрын
Only depressed people put gins in there mouths 🍷🗿
@michyan37632 ай бұрын
USA is like a mashup of everything. mashup of cultures, mashup of nationalities, and mashups of the smartest and the dumbest people in existance
@Kai-07Lka2 ай бұрын
That’s the most beautiful description of the USA I’ve ever heard.
@prdus2 ай бұрын
It's the 3rd biggest country (i think, too lazy to check) so that just makes sense
@Kai-07Lka2 ай бұрын
@@prdus It has the third-biggest population, behind India and China.
@terminat12 ай бұрын
Existence.
@elephant_beard2272 ай бұрын
"TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *punches the reply above me*
@setster0072 ай бұрын
That last one is glorious. Also, as a Texan, we in America don't use "Texan" as crazy, we usually just think of either wild west stereotypes or shotguns (or just guns in general). Cause that's what we're known for here.
@TexasiscoolorsmthidkiforgorАй бұрын
fr fr
@kj64gaming192 ай бұрын
Pronouncing the S at the end of Arkansas and then Illinois immediately after is a hate crime
@zichenghan75852 ай бұрын
At least we can confirm his nationality
@lordpumpkinhead2652 ай бұрын
I think it's a crime in Arkansas to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly.
@mollusckscramp41242 ай бұрын
But why is this one NOT our Kansas?? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!
@George_Washington17322 ай бұрын
@@mollusckscramp4124Because it’s how it’s pronounced. Why is “colonel” “kernel”? BRITAIN EXPLAIN!!!!
@caliberthecow37272 ай бұрын
@@George_Washington1732 i think we can all agree english is just fucked (my autocorrect says english is not the correct way to spell that so obviously its working) American english especially but all english is just confusing
@KLTTLO2 ай бұрын
as an American I confirm guns (very confirmed)
@aftp4i942 ай бұрын
That photo was in error. That was an after dinner gun, not a breakfast gun. Breakfast guns are usually snub nosed revolver. Calibre will vary depending on your diet.
@kitty72792 ай бұрын
4:38 The Birds Aren’t Real protest was actually a satirical protest! In part to show how crazy some conspiracy theory protests can be, but also to see how many people could believe that the protest was real. They made it on the news and everything, and the guy who organized it even made a TED talk. It’s actually super interesting!
@i-kun_yeetpain2 ай бұрын
7:15 Guilty as charged. I like my Cheese, get away from me. MY CHEESE
@Teslijah2 ай бұрын
6:07 The flags in classrooms are so people can face the flag if they want to say the pledge of allegiance in the morning. Its not required to do it, but the government says that every school has to let people do it, and the schools also host it, like teachers will say the pledge.
@aidennewton2 ай бұрын
In my school, we have to at least stand up for the pledge
@nineten-eu4ig2 ай бұрын
I live in Korea and we also have flags in all of our classrooms We only do the pledge thing twice a year though
@jennyb90652 ай бұрын
I must be old because it was required. Detention, sent to the principal's office and call your parents. Better hope you're not in a conservative school/area or have a religious teacher and don't say 'Under God' in the pledge of allegiance....I got into alot of trouble in school for that stuff, lol.
@PleaseHelpMeGetDonkey2 ай бұрын
Ha! That's so stupid! You poor bastards!!!
@hiplsnols43942 ай бұрын
@@jennyb9065we dont have to do the pledge but it still includes the ‘under god’ part
@Solesteam2 ай бұрын
2:35 Sorry to disappoint, the oil thing is mostly the Government and we usually keep our guns concealed to not make visitors too uncomfortable, just the right amount of uncomfortable, you never know who actually is armed and looking for oil... It adds to the experience, trust me.
@thatsMel4ya2 ай бұрын
as an american i approve of these memes
@reginaldthunderfuck48322 ай бұрын
"I was in Florida. I drove for nine hours and I'm still in Florida." Two sentence horror at its finest.
@wallee-pd9cj2 ай бұрын
I was in Texas I drove for 10 hours and I'm in New Mexico.
@holyelephantmg88382 ай бұрын
Driving nine hours in America can get you through 5 states or halfway across one.
@TexasiscoolorsmthidkiforgorАй бұрын
yes
@CookiesandCream366Ай бұрын
I was in Florida I drove for 7 hours and I’m in south caralina
@kj64gaming192 ай бұрын
11:19 failed to mention that he did not in fact succeed in robbing a gun store, he got shot, ran away, and got arrested.
@augustbruns36912 ай бұрын
Fun fact: in 1984 Red Dawn, where the soviets invade America, there was a McDonalds shooting scene, but was sadly cut due to an actual shooting at a McDonald’s close to the release, so they cut it
@topb302 ай бұрын
yeeeeeeHAAAAH! LOVE ME some GUNS FOR BREAKFAST! *pow pow sound effects*
@d1nodray2 ай бұрын
Do you live in america or something? That's exactly what it sounds like here
@Thomas_H._Smith2 ай бұрын
5:39 The best part is that literally only one of those four actors is actually from the U.S.A. The rest are all British.
@Slurpgerk2 ай бұрын
The British will never accept that it's literally their own fault that we don't use the Metric system.
@zacharyrollick61692 ай бұрын
There was also that time pirates stole the metric samples we ordered.
@Slurpgerk2 ай бұрын
@@zacharyrollick6169 that's exactly what I'm referencing, yeah
@CrusaderLegFoot2 ай бұрын
The Brits also invented the imperial system in the first place.
@dragong33k2 ай бұрын
@@zacharyrollick6169not pirates, licensed British privateers
@Secarious2 ай бұрын
You guys have known about it for over 100 years and still teach kids in school inches and feet.
@CiaranMaxwell2 ай бұрын
No, no, no. We use Florida to refer to craziness. We use Texas to say, "Man, that's big!"
@Archiv1st2 ай бұрын
3:11 this is unironically how I find Kentucky on a map
@gamerguyandsomenumbers2 ай бұрын
*America when they heard of the Metric System:* Pfff, nah. *America when they heard of the Loch Ness Monster:* Now I need me some of this!
@Slurpgerk2 ай бұрын
We actually wanted to convert but the British didn't let us :(
@user-oq7xc5qp3y2 ай бұрын
@@Slurpgerk are they not letting you do it now?
@caliberthecow37272 ай бұрын
@@user-oq7xc5qp3y no but we dont want it now unless its for bullets and other military applications (because if we started using imperial for our weapons then it would be unfair to everyone else)
@littleaqua32Ай бұрын
I know this is a joke but it’s one made in ignorance, because we do use the Metric system alongside the Imperial system.
@littleaqua32Ай бұрын
*Pirates didn’t let us, you mean
@koolkatchillin65072 ай бұрын
Can we agree that we need the Canadian memes again?
@aaiden_Blade2 ай бұрын
no we cant
@caliberthecow37272 ай бұрын
@@aaiden_Blade yes we can ;)
@Ape-El2 ай бұрын
20:30 As someone who lives in Massachusetts, I can confirm this is 100% true.
@cassidi84222 ай бұрын
As a American I can confirm some times you can see a eagle I saw one yesterday holding a fish in it claw while flying
@melroseplace-mw4ft2 ай бұрын
7:24 can we talk about how he pronounced Bavaria like Ba-vuh-rii-uh. 😂
@Cally_games2 ай бұрын
LOVE U VAAZKL
@connertomaterhater66912 ай бұрын
As an American sadly the gun memes are normally not real.
@Grenko2 ай бұрын
thank you, finally someone who speaks truth
@LeverActionBoi2 ай бұрын
Why sadly?
@henrydea59122 ай бұрын
bro someone brought a gun to school this week, not even joking
@connertomaterhater66912 ай бұрын
@@LeverActionBoi Because I am an American that likes guns
@setster0072 ай бұрын
As a Texan, the majority of cases where they are real are here,
@gigachad-kk1jj2 ай бұрын
Wtf is a kilometer???🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅
@naimadrummer92 ай бұрын
It's 1000 meters. But like... wtf is a mile? 1609, 344 meters? I feel like that's too specific... I don't really understand...
@hiplsnols43942 ай бұрын
@@naimadrummer9Wtf is a meter???🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
@caliberthecow37272 ай бұрын
@@naimadrummer9 there is 5280 feet in a mile, we didnt make miles off of meters although it is kinda odd we didnt copy yall and use 1000
@chaisekarateka52542 ай бұрын
21:25 it's funny that they believe americans can be trusted with a litteral gun that can kill people but not with a chocolate egg
@Solesteam2 ай бұрын
6:51 Freedom *_Crisps_*
@cuberrt2 ай бұрын
As an American I can confirm all of these.
@theguywithatie6402 ай бұрын
0:12 no he threw guns
@RogatkaWR2 ай бұрын
9:34 we have to test our sirens either every week or every other week during tornado season so that we're sure they work properly.
@233j2 ай бұрын
7:56 This kid has no concept of pain
@blaine12342 ай бұрын
I can agree with that kid tho, as a Mississippian
@Mr.Heller2 ай бұрын
Not an American, but measuring deer in hamburgers makes total sense, when you hunt it - you want to know how much food you're getting.
@phosphorescentgod2 ай бұрын
1:53 the guy was also throwing tea bags into the bathtub
@user-mv7ox4js8n2 ай бұрын
USA USA WE MEASURE PIZZA WITH ACRES
@CasuallyCold2 ай бұрын
6:30 As a person who resides in South Canada I find this pretty funny.
@HenryPlays9232 ай бұрын
Me to I live in south mid west
@Jungleali2 ай бұрын
1:18 for those who want to know: the British are the ones who invented the imperial system but they changed to metric when the *french* invented the metric system. America however unlike every other country, decided to keep the imperial system.
@Nightmaresans9742 ай бұрын
3:02 As an Iowan, I can confirm. Our county map is very cursed.
@Solesteam2 ай бұрын
7:43 *_Sodapop._*
@gamingwithpinkster6402 ай бұрын
Should have included how the south just says Coke for everyting
@user-mv7ox4js8n2 ай бұрын
As an American I can confirm that we measure pizza with acres
@naimadrummer92 ай бұрын
But why...
@ChazRides2 ай бұрын
@@naimadrummer9we dont lol
@taliav70292 ай бұрын
This was one of the funniest videos you have done. Please do this again sometime but maybe a couple memes for each state in alphabetical order. I love this country and making fun of it is super fun too.😁😆🙃
@ryderadams85752 ай бұрын
10:19. I approve.
@Dubito_Fluffywolf2 ай бұрын
As an American wolf, I do confirm that American wolves caw like Eagles.
@connorcrazyschanelofcoolne12562 ай бұрын
ROOT BEER!
@biggierocc19352 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: It actually is Soccer. *Britain* just gaslit the rest of the world into calling it Football to spite us
@isaiahbarton71602 ай бұрын
While many people will think this is a joke, or a meme, it is basically the truth. when Football was invented many people started playing it, and not everyone used the same rules, so a name had to be given to the original sport to separate it from the other versions. The name that was given was Soccer, and it was short for Association Football. There are still two other sports that are major and originated from the original Football. those games are Rugby and American Football.
@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL2 ай бұрын
Association football
@PleaseHelpMeGetDonkey2 ай бұрын
As an Australian, it is soccer. 'Football' is fucking afl. Britain is weird.
@LinkinKable2 ай бұрын
I am not British but it's Football because it's played only with your feet, like there's a sport called Handball which is basically the same just using hands not feet. By this logic American Football should be called Handegg 😂
@ibrahimihsan20902 ай бұрын
Soccer literally means Association Football. It's just American Football. We aren't calling Football "Soccer" unless it's American Football.
@Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip2 ай бұрын
15:39 this is true. for me especially. i love the science guy
@laloandbendy2 ай бұрын
3:31 the picture of target should be replaced by a picture of both McDonald's and Wendy's
@caliberthecow37272 ай бұрын
no i cant buy a gun at wendys, mcdonalds is debatable tho
@laloandbendy2 ай бұрын
@@caliberthecow3727 no it's because McDonald's always have a stupid broken ice-cream machine and Wendy's got my order wrong twice in 2023 alone, and they made the food more expensive
@yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy15618 күн бұрын
*Breathing* - American: "dID yOu MisGeNDeR mE?"
@OldMacDonaldHadAFarmEIEIO2 ай бұрын
as an american i can confirm that these memes are about us
@kj64gaming192 ай бұрын
Brits are more obsessed with talking about how americans like cheese, than americans are with cheese.
@karal_the_crazy2 ай бұрын
As a Wisconsinite I am 100% obsessed with cheese and I don’t know what you are talking about
@lordpumpkinhead2652 ай бұрын
@@karal_the_crazy A fellow Chess enjoyer?
@karal_the_crazy2 ай бұрын
@@lordpumpkinhead265 no I play checkers I find the nuance of chess to complex
@Solesteam2 ай бұрын
5:17 Rugby, Crisps, Colour. I will say these words in place of the American English versions till the day I die and nobody can stop me thanks to the freedom of speech! Ahahahha! Behold its a double edged sword!
@HenryPlays9232 ай бұрын
Chips
@Solesteam2 ай бұрын
@@HenryPlays923 Ah yes I do love chips, they're the most iconic side to a burger in the US.
@Solesteam2 ай бұрын
6:00 The rest of the world has achieved a utopian state without US intervention and is deciding whether to help them out or let them wipe themselves out... It's a really tough choice...
@HenryPlays9232 ай бұрын
Wipe us out
@Marie-cq5td2 ай бұрын
Eagles- burgers bacon, guns and the video haven’t even started yet it just a prediction *Edit*Oh yea I forgot miletary and Karens 1’min into the vid 😂 *Edit* 2.46 I forgot about oil! And to clarify the eagle 🦅 means freedom!! *Edit* 4.56 i can’t believe I forgot about “healthcare”
@Marie-cq5td2 ай бұрын
At this point I’m starting to suspect that Jersey, Texas and Florida are evolving.. and merging together and spreading… Alaska is the only place that can resist
@cassidi84222 ай бұрын
Can please do Simpsons memes or art also I love your video I just watch your comic one
@VaazkLShorts2 ай бұрын
i actually have been working on a simpsons meme video, not sure when itll come out, but i have the memes for it!!
@cassidi84222 ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShortsok thank you !
@MCMarvel6162 ай бұрын
11:16 He’s Heracles in the original myths, actually. Though his birth name was either Alcides or Alcaeus, depending on the myth.
@ItzMundane2 ай бұрын
18:00 Bro, we have posters of students everywhere, my mom even bought mine and it's been hanging in the hallway since I was eight
@SpaceSoldier2485 күн бұрын
13:53 even better in Texas!
@ozthebeeman2 ай бұрын
12:36 kettles are used for more than tea, you can use it for boiling water for all sort of other stuff like coffee, pasta and cooking in general. Hell I use it when baking bread to heat up water and I use it when making beer. Shit got range is all I'm sayin
@MrChristianDT2 ай бұрын
If you people were really wondering about that: We buy pre-made tea. Only hippies brew their own. And we boil water in a stewpot.
@ozthebeeman2 ай бұрын
@@MrChristianDT ye but boiling water on the gas is literally 2+ times slower then kettle. Guys kettle is about 10 dollars where I live and I'm genuinely shocked it's not a house hold item.
@gothnerd8872 ай бұрын
@@ozthebeemanI thought Americans were too poor for a kettle but maybe they think they're buged by the British to spy on them
@ozthebeeman2 ай бұрын
@@gothnerd887 xdf
@gamingwithpinkster6402 ай бұрын
In my experience most Americans heat water in a microwave (and pretty much anything else that will fit in one).
@the_shadow_ranger32902 ай бұрын
15:11 I can confirm it is always like that. Especially when people dig up the road and halfway fill it in.
@user-rm8cv3hn1m2 ай бұрын
Always a good day when he uploads:)
@IncognitoMan-jd1qk2 ай бұрын
Your right about PA 15:09 But there are no pot holes anywhere in my area
@luigi4life5652 ай бұрын
Could you do Bahamian memes if you can find enough? Or Caribbean memes is general?
@WhiffTheRubbishEngine18692 ай бұрын
5:32 wait wait, lemme do something (rubs out the uk). There we go.
@Gliese-229B2 ай бұрын
20:11 Just read it. It explains why americans spell things without the extra letters.
@isaiahbarton71602 ай бұрын
not only that, but Britain was taxing the use of all paper at the time, so not only was it to save money per letter, but also to save money on paper tax.
@erinmhawkinson2 ай бұрын
6:24 that is surprisingly true
@user-hg8wn9nm9d2 ай бұрын
In the Midwest on the first Wednesday of the month they test the tornado sirens
@madsfiedler38842 ай бұрын
15:10 is correct, but also bc the hillside falls out and then the road is gone
@spiderbow45992 ай бұрын
8:04 I can actually say that Happened. I am not that kid but I saw the news reel some time ago
@Anobluu2 ай бұрын
7:15 - Czech Republic mentioneeeed 😂!!
@The_Awesomeness9992 ай бұрын
Over here in Australia Scissors, Paper, Rock is also popular. Its my personal favourite.
@aconnelly54472 ай бұрын
the first mistake robbers make is breaking in a house with a Fortnite kid with a gun int he house
@aconnelly54472 ай бұрын
in the*
@spencernaugle2 ай бұрын
1:25 I think I remember there being a show about this. I just don't remember anything about it.
@user-cu8rh7ot2o2 ай бұрын
Yes America
@HenryPlays9232 ай бұрын
2:49 no 3 sacks of corn and we get five acres
@cherryfairy16592 ай бұрын
16:05 I mean, this song was created to critique and mock America
@VaazkLShorts2 ай бұрын
its a song?
@cherryfairy16592 ай бұрын
@@VaazkLShorts Yeah, Amerika by Rammstein
@Skynetbear2 ай бұрын
“It’s soccer when America win more games” That is the greatest comeback I’ve ever heard
@Fluffy_Kitty_Creates2 ай бұрын
15:10 As a Pennsylvanian, it’s so true 😭 there’s more holes than road I swear- The pot hole will DEVOUR you if you’re not careful bro
@David22_War2 ай бұрын
7:21 personally the HRE crown is my favourite
@kflats2 ай бұрын
19:28 didn't know Denmark used the dollar
@astrodane73262 ай бұрын
We use kroner "Kr" 1 dollar is about 7 Kr
@rsnnramlall96422 ай бұрын
15:09 bro did us dirty but also clean lmao
@TheArtOfBeingANerd2 ай бұрын
20:08 YOU SKIPPED TO THE BRILLIANT PUNCH LINE ON THIS ONE
@nobodyfromnowwhere75102 ай бұрын
9:35 The first wednesday of every month is when we test our tornado sirens.
@skysetblue95782 ай бұрын
We have ours on Saturdays
@futureandevolution83152 ай бұрын
2:52 NYC townhouses: Am I a joke to you?
@SoulFire1572 ай бұрын
that was more legit than I can express
@RainbowSheep2010Ай бұрын
@15:12 I live in Pennsylvania, and there was a pothole in the street one block from my house for years, and out of habit, my dad still avoids where it was.
@smolpener74302 ай бұрын
Grade brackets depend on school district. Most places have it at 60% for the lowest passing grade, but I've heard of some places where it's set at 50%. On the 60% minimum system, every letter grade is 10 above 60, going from D to A, separated into thirds for plus, minus, or middle. Again, there is variation by school district.
@BeeDrill..2 ай бұрын
15:11 As someone from PA, yes
@Solesteam2 ай бұрын
0:29 Put 30 pancakes under that toast and a couple more side-arms and it's accurate.
@linkfan21092 ай бұрын
12:58 'ark in saws' is even worse then 'ark ands iss'
@user-pd4no1mi3o2 ай бұрын
12:52 ok, I live in Georgia, and it feels like it during the summer lol🤣
@jokerofspades-xt3bs2 ай бұрын
0:40 tornados, thats what happens there
@beomcub2 ай бұрын
GRAAAAAAHHHH ‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯🗣🗣
@phosphorescentgod2 ай бұрын
As an American, I can confirm that my father does all these things.
@cinemahorizon51092 ай бұрын
No way a video about me!
@SpaceSoldier2485 күн бұрын
15:04 Quarter means fourth. A quarter of an hour is 15 minutes, while a quarter of a dollar is 25 cents.
@shaqtus33652 ай бұрын
12:54 The devil came down to Georgia from New Jersey.
@CerealShip2 ай бұрын
As an American, MURICA
@creationarycrew2 ай бұрын
As a Texan, that last meme is my favorite thing ever now.
@mrfancypanzer5492 ай бұрын
In my town there is a place called texas valley cause someone was murdered not far from there.