MEMES ABOUT EVERYTHING

[@VaazkLShorts]

drop some video ideas! 👑 - just a compilation enjoy ! twitter.com/vaazkl - 🐦*follow* 🏮SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY MEME VIDEOS🏮

[@MarblesPredictFooty]

Geography memes

[@TroyTheCatFish]

Moth Memes 🦋

[@TroyTheCatFish]

Capybara Memes 🦫

[@TroyTheCatFish]

Absolute Unit Memes

[@TroyTheCatFish]

Pirate Memes 🏴‍☠️

[@felizen]

Vaazkl’s last video should be literally every meme he’s ever shown.

[@MobinTibash]

That is honestly most of his videos

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

Instead of MEMES ABOUT EVERYTHING it would be EVERY MEME

[@bling__brute6048]

He hearted it, so he might

[@Nerdface-xl5wf]

10000000 hour video

[@burnt_toast1234]

50 HOURS OF EVERYTHING MEMES

[@gerburgerhamger1404]

1:09:42 I love the fact that he just gave up and didn't even bother to finish it. Bro didn't even uncover the rest of it for us to read. Your videos are hilarious, Vaazkl, keep it up!

[@Spoonful_of_ink]

By far my favorite part lmao

[@lucasdossantosrossi9834]

What I could read was : "japanese to the girl he liked but the girl he liked... was chinese" and I can't read the rest Edit: I found out

[@blorbaltude]

lmao did i tell y'all abt the white dude at my school who apparently learned japanese for the girl he liked but the girl he liked..... was chinese.....

[@KurdtCopain]

DAMN

[@Soul_Born]

@@blorbaltude😂😂😂

[@DAPPERMAN01]

7:42 they don’t do this anymore because everyone was always screaming “Andy’s Coming!” Up to 50 times a day and performers in the costumes got injured from constantly dropping to the ground.

[@cornbabylaughter]

cowards

[@Axcyantol]

i don't think that's cowardly but rather just smart

[@Kiroisgrapesoda]

fair enough

[@tetraploid5000]

@@cornbabylaughterwhat

[@Jdmcworldplus13]

Makes sense.

[@sal-luvs-blood]

vaazkl gives me the will to live, like the way hes so calm and monotone during fucked up memes makes me giggle and makes me realize there might be a chance in this world

[@BookishLad]

Hope u feel better

[@SP00PYSP00KZ]

0:02 i didn’t sign that bat i feel so left out

[@Bilge327]

Don’t worry you’re not alone

[@Kristaaaaau]

Sane😢

[@TheBangladeshMapper]

Same

[@TheBangladeshMapper]

by everyone alive they probably meant the us state population which isnannoying

[@BananamanVr_time]

Same bro

[@PixelatedZombieYT]

The thumbnail 💀

[@flippy_gaming01]

💀💀🙏😭

[@Hillbill25]

8:00 life did not give us lemons we gave lemons life

[@yahyayazgi]

what do you make when life gives you a citron and a bitter orange? YOU MAKE A LEMON

[@CCABPSacsach]

1:12:47 People say “freedom units” when the imperial system was forced onto America by the British, but then Britain switched to metric and now imperial is the “free” unit

[@littlenice-ve5pb]

4:51 bro played on hard mode

[@FroggiFreakshow]

does anyone else just scream inside when Vaazkl mispronounces an obvious and easy word😭😭

[@A59ri]

i remember seeing he had dyslexia somewhere but idk if that was true

[@FroggiFreakshow]

@@A59ri if he does then that makes more sense

[@blorbaltude]

not sure if this is true but i heard that its actually a trick to make people comment about it, thus increasing engagement rate, so you and a59ri both fell for it lol

[@A59ri]

@@blorbaltude i mean it makes sense

[@nikto7297]

No

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

If I had a dime for every meme I've seen, I'd have enough to buy a lifetime supply of keyboards

[@TheEmeraldLunast75]

Quick question: Why do you need a lifetime supply of keyboards?

[@flop69419]

​@@TheEmeraldLunast75to eat them

[@bobbaseball]

thats awfully specific. why keyboards of all things

[@2ndGenMitzi]

​@@bobbaseballwhy not cars

[@johnstevens7232]

@@2ndGenMitzi its harder to eat cars

[@Rishisagirl]

I'VE JUST REALISED THAT THIS VIDEO IS 2 HOURS LONG I THOUGHT AUTOPLAY WAS JUST SMOOTH AF 2DAY AND I LOVE YOU RN VAAZKL THANK YOU MAN.

[@VaazkLShorts]

🤣 its a comp of the best memes so far last month. glad you enjoyed it though!

[@DevanGilmer]

​@@VaazkLShortshey do you want to hear a joke

[@gio_ozz]

​@@DevanGilmerdamn, left on delivered, but I'll hear the joke,

[@DevanGilmer]

@@gio_ozz ok, what do cows watch? High School MOOsical

[@DevanGilmer]

@@gio_ozz thanks for hearing my joke

[@dianaharvey-soluna2609]

The mike twister colorblind one made me laugh way too hard

[@lemon4087]

5:09 this was so funny I had to pause to comment! and then I noticed that its THREE HOURS LONGG TY james for waking me out of my slumber with ur funnies

[@duckinsaneguy6102]

10:50 I love how the blurs it yet says ‘bitch’

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

""Biiich""" me :DOG FEMAILE EDITION!

[@IsaacMiller-bd8hg]

As a meme I can confirm these memes do cover everything👍

[@theslayr9678]

As a fortnite player I can confirm fortnite is everything

[@Justanuggy]

​@@theslayr9678yeah, fortnite is everything trash

[@theslayr9678]

Fortnite is life

[@theslayr9678]

Only fortnite, and fortnite only

[@Justanuggy]

​@@theslayr9678man, that's why so many people leave every year

[@it-looks-like]

Vaazkl sounds less and less depressed in every video. Maybe he's finally getting sleep

[@dancingghostgirl2291]

He needs to sleep if he’s doing this for a living then everybody with KZbin red I don’t know what it is where you watch and watch in the creator gets more money and the people with just the ads need to let the ads go through

[@CH33ZE-L0V3R]

Sometimes my friend takes screenshots of random memes you show and sends them to a group chat I’m in

[@VaazkLShorts]

W

[@somerchilldude]

W

[@25freshi64]

wow yellow face legs

[@michaelhandley2401]

W

[@emersonthecowgirl]

W

[@Ayara_X]

2:07:21 Speaking as someone who's seen 'smile dog' and it's creepypasta before, I have just gotten MASSIVE nostalgia chills and also that dog is gonna eliminate that poor poster😀

[@Iliad-and-Odyssey-enjoyer]

So are we all going to die since we saw it or nah?

[@Ayara_X]

@@Iliad-and-Odyssey-enjoyer prolly🤷‍♀️

[@guynamedgrey]

i love that no matter the meme type, it’s almost always gonna be somewhere from reddit or twitter

[@RetaseaPLAYS]

Thats where the most people are either savage or dumb😅

[@Yapftl]

dont forget tumblr

[@hazel_lolll]

heyyy what about tumblr?

[@Jdmcworldplus13]

Yep😂

[@rsnnramlall9642]

19:10 IM NOT ALONE I ALWAYS IMAGINED THE PARKOUR DUDE DOING TRICKS ON THE RAILS AND FLUTTER JUMPING TO SIGNS AND HOW HED TAKE DAMAGE WHEN HE HIT THE FLOOR

[@Gloris_world]

I love the fact i said to my mom that i will finish my hw at night knowing damn well that ill just be up on yt watching memes till 4am again :)

[@styxrivergale]

13:37 "You've been playing for a while, why not take a break?" My heart... The nostalgia hit it like a tsunami.

[@SafariSnipey]

just like in japan

[@styxrivergale]

@@SafariSnipey I have no clue how to respond to this

[@mrblakeboy1420]

10:14 i remember one of my friends said he ate a four-leaf clover when he was a kid, so when i had privacy(only trusted friends around) and a clover patch, i found one and ate it, then he found a five-leaf clover like two seconds later

[@Aethynlorimer5936]

1:15 he just makes it better

[@BloxCrazeGaming69]

YAS

[@omgdodogamer4759]

2:07:18 im watching this at night and this meme genuinely creeped the fuck out of me. i cant even look at the dog without cringing

[@lucasdossantosrossi9834]

"your time has come [blank] no one is going to save you from your untimely demise

[@omegamat421-8-9]

I'm watching this at 11:30 pm and I can relate. I tucked in my blankets and checked the windows.

[@flowey.femboi]

im watching at night and i said to myself "that aint no dog, thats a fucking sw"

[@Paw_thewolf]

Same

[@Spoonful_of_ink]

VaazkL just coughs at some point through a meme, yells “DAMN” and gives up lmao 11/10 entertainment

[@SafariSnipey]

best part tbh

[@Froggie_draws]

24:16 I like the saying “if its white like the president you gonna be heaven sent” I’m not religious but it’s really funny

[@Lil-lilli.-.]

THE "abnormal heartrate one" I WAS SOBBING THAT'S SO SWEET 😭😭😭😭

[@criticalcat420]

4:42 blud had a stroke

[@henrydalton-j5l]

my parents put a barrier to stop the dogs going up stairs and i hop that everyday when i have my hands free

[@Cherriri]

Yk whenever I’m having a hard time sleeping or something I’ll pull up these videos because your voice is really calming and it’s so chill and peaceful thanks for doing what your doing!

[@parzavaal5335]

Love the pfp its super cute!!

[@Clulesswhale]

Omg I was doing that when I saw this comment

[@BoxtorBonnie]

11:44 (Idk if this is a joke but) respect to that Italian, He cares for his patients more then himself, Im an italian and thats just amazing (I swear if this is a joke- I mean, if it is a joke, still.)

[@InservioLetum]

Voldetort is honestly the best turtle name I've ever heard.

[@Narutolover-pr2mo]

It is the best name for a turtle

[@joshuaschaefer7595]

I got a turtle just to name it Voldetort

[@alex_the_balex]

When I get a turtle im naming him voldetort.

[@turtIess]

yess

[@InservioLetum]

@@alex_the_balex now I have to get one and buck the trend with _Volderrapin._

[@Rigde345]

Of course Vin Diesel got married in a white tank top 😂😂😂

[@jasmine22104]

31:26 as an american I will answer. We get some of the most extreme weather. we are really the only country to get tornadoes stronger than an ef-2 which at that point being in a brick house during an ef-5 won't save you. It doesn't matter if your house is cemented to the ground, an e5 will sweep you away. Now for places that get hurricanes, we also have hotter weather. IT's why we have ac and insulation to keep us warm in the winter when the jet stream dips (cause it dips farther here than in europe) and keeps us cold in the summer when it's over 35 degrees celcius which y'all never get.

[@macedyou]

7:04 is just so wholesome 😭❤

[@ENDERZ72]

the electricians who paid him for helping are fully deserving of the love they received from him

[@Iburneddownanorphanage]

"My parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you" absolutely destroyed

[@ColtonRMagby]

That girl who was adopted dropped a truth bomb deadlier than any nuclear explosion will ever be.

[@cooIskeleton94]

" And now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. "

[@ColtonRMagby]

@@cooIskeleton94 Oppenheimer.

[@theforgermighty]

1:50 you know your a complicate lost cause when Gundam wing's opening starts plying in your head as a potential response to that first part

[@vincentsstuff3243]

2:16, so no one gonna talk about this. Also, will the plan (it's obviously not going)to be successful, and what do you need

[@avityyq]

6:22 The sun actually does make a noise, however space has no matter for the sound waves to move through. If this was not the case, we would hear the sun at 100dB at any and every moment

[@pigFIVE]

5:56 our bodies actually limt the amount of strength we use all the time. For example, if your body didn't limit your strength for your jaw, you could bite your fingers off with some effort. I assume that for zombies, they don't have this limt, which explains why they could rip open your rib cage

[@thehunkin1132]

07:11 In my head I just imagined an old lady running around the house on all fours sticking her leg up on walls and stuff. 😭

[@Triplane1234]

12:52 titanic wasnt a cruise ship it was an ocean liner

[@isagacha1015]

4:07 i feel like this is being pointed at me, i do this all the time

[@songbird3971]

0:34 THIS!!! I FINALLY HAVE AN ANSWER GOR THIS!!! It too two years of education in industrial printing and an osha certification but I GOT IT!!!!! This is a sign warning that the machine creates a gas that replaces oxygen in the human body and thus can be very dangerous is breathed in(usually CO2). Unfortunately the sign was misprinted and/or it has changed over time as the image degraded. The actual image is only a little less terrifying

[@sadpotato6330]

Shit dude, im sorry for being the one to tell you, but its not that. Its actually a vizualization of what will happen to the worm that steals my lunch, from the fridge at my job, once i catch them

[@SillyBanana-12]

0:23 this was good😭

[@andrewnapolitano8565]

1:51 CREWMATE There is 1 impostor among us.

[@Triplane1234]

The sun does make a noise. We just can't hear it through the vaccuum of space.

[@progect3548]

9:21 i see I’m not the only person who frequently confuses the calculator and clock app

[@Angie-e4u]

16:26 THE USERNAME, HELP 💀 (2nd guy)

[@addisonvaughan99]

0:27 Idk how this works cuz(brain fart time) To be put up for adoption in the first place your parents must be one of two things: Dead or not responsible Dead can be categorised as:Dead dead or brain dead Not responsible can be categorised as:Wife beater or a heavy drinker(bonus points if you’re a lesbian and an alcoholic) Presuming the bully is not over 16yo and the parents still keep the child up until at least 18+(child moves out/joins military/gets kicked out???), then it is unlikely they were stuck with that child, as they would have had a good 16years to get rid of it So ergo, this can only work if your parents are dead, if they’re not then well… social credit for the attempt

[@georgeprice3797]

""Run for it, Neville" Ron advised. " The story of my love life.

[@karlitros8418]

5:55 it's because our muscles have enough amount of force to lift 1 ton but the brain don't let us do it but zombies can because the brain don't put a limit

[@allysson_]

can a zombie egolift

[@Anne_Marie_3.0]

7:31 this made me laugh wayyy more than it should’ve

[@ratiuy]

3:36 lord that shit was so funny

[@4vGin]

0:31 that can be easily countered with "My parents had that choice as well, and they chose to stick with me. Your biological parents picked the second option."

[@murdywurdy]

52:56 bro took that personally lol

[@Igneo_real]

5:57 ‘die and come back stronger’ pills

[@Frog_Juice]

“How did you get arrested?” “I murdered my dad, how about you?” “i called my ex-boyfriend 27,000 times.” “GIRL WHAT THE FU-“

[@SKCrystalsGIrl]

51:46 I picked up my book and it says “Kids, do not try this at home” I’m dying lol

[@thexwhats2989]

24:23 with English being my first language I still have problems with spelling words and I even sometimes forget to spell simple words I knew before

[@godzilla_asya849]

51:43 eating a salad, what does thet mean? Do I date a salad???

[@sanemero3940]

14:41 “Make him regret being born” jesus christ

[@henrydalton-j5l]

no there is all the light in a blackhole and it would be cool af

[@RetaseaPLAYS]

3 hours of memes🔥🗿 let’s go boys🔥🔥🔥

[@Wyverns-Rose]

13:37 brings back some good childhood memories farther down

[@DailyFactsWithDuck]

Why is noone talking about 9:59.. I cried Lmao

[@bwestacado9643]

The poor blind and deaf kitty? It's so cute the little loaf it makes while it waits for it's human to find it 😻

[@bloxyblocker]

@@bwestacado9643wrong thing

[@GamesInDesguise]

0:10 it took VaazkL took 5 business days to say "stick man" XD

[@andistansbury4366]

35:04 I know its a joke but there's iron oxide in your bloodstream so no your body is not rust free

[@SapphireABCDEFG]

57:14 Fun fact: This is Horrorboros from Splatoon 3.

[@thereisnotenoughlettersformyu]

CRAZY HE DID IT!!!

[@bbcbigblackuknowifuknow1148]

'My parents chose me, urs are just stuck with you' lmao i can't, little girl be destroying people's homes

[@sarahtelles1931]

3:04 I see a Pineowlple

[@CCABPSacsach]

1:47:49 almost two hours in and finally spotted a Futurama reference!

[@IWADsarecool]

1:26 ? ? ? 2 plus 2 times 4 is 10, multiplication and division go second [right after bracketed parts of the formula] so 2 plus 8 and then addition and subtraction go next 10 but if it was (2+2)x4 it would be: 4x4 which would be 16

[@Gannet-S.4]

1:07:43 But the antlers do fall off naturally, they shed them in towards the end of winter, no animals were hurt.

[@user-cd4km7mw8d]

8:11 encouraged everyone

[@TheRealKVR]

5:22 nothing like a cold can of new developments 😂

[@Delusional_Man]

11:03 serves em right

[@notmyname479]

There is not much fun to have with a bouncy ball when there is nothing to hit it with. I’m dying of laughter

[@josiahrivas1857]

I love this video

[@Editor.Malfoy]

3:29 all Harry Potter fans RISEEEE

[@JA-ce2ez]

12:03 what the fuck kind a name is that.

[@jephninety5434]

I don’t know who posted the “Sailboat in foggy harbor…”at 6:57, but that’s the Sutro Tower in San Francisco, a radio/microwave/etc tower. It’s 297+ meters tall.

[@NoobyBlockz]

I didn't sign the bat 😢

[@portalguy1432]

57:13 he just comes down for some tea every now and then

[@efm_375]

4:20 you are lying bro this isn’t the voice of naruto

[@yurei_re2838]

You'd be surprised my man

[@Space_Ducky666]

51:43 “A patrol of our warriors could cross the river now!” -Warriors: Fire and ice by Erin Hunter/ my love life

[@ke0nix1]

this is why some women arent ment for the real world and are meant for hell 12:30

[@yahyayazgi]

*_exactly_*

[@LloydBulaclac]

THE PHILIPINE NIKE LAWSUIT MEME WAS CRAZY BRO

[@bbcbigblackuknowifuknow1148]

14:40 'make him regret being born' I'm dying hahahah

[@Random_Human_Person]

The adopted girl said the best comeback known to man.

[@koki3292]

51:41 "In dispretul sfantului adevar, ca ai invins in lupta pe toti cavalerii din La Mancha" translated into "In the disgrace of the holy truth, because you defeated each and every knight from La Mancha"

[@thatonelemoneater]

I love the little confused chuckles followed by "wtf"

[@JACKHARRINGTON]

40:37 I'm pretty sure that audio was earlier in the video with no context

[@Antje_An]

It was

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

1:35:40 No, it isn't. She is not a victim. She is a repeat offender who knew what would happen if she was caught, and she risked it all for a jacket. She didn't make a mistake, she didn't steal food to feed her starving family, she made a choice, and choices have consequences. It's a terrible waste of life, but it SHE that wasted it.