Memes That Irreversibly Altered My Vocabulary

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“You’re telling me a cis teen built this chapel?” -Wordplay Johnson

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Cis cows cuss cuz cheese chassis

[@Gell-lo]

Pffffff

[@GlobinHD]

You’re telling me a Word played this Johnson?

[@aeipathy_live]

HIVEMIND Riley mentioned 🗣

[@realhumanbean7915]

I mean, kinda, yeah.

[@bmepnt]

The 2019 hit film “The Jorker” starring Whackin Peanits

[@Ixarus6713]

I love it when The Jorker said "We live in a jorkciety" and then jorked all over the place. Truly a delinquent moment.

[@chronickat5453]

my favorite of the shrimp fried rice esque of jokes is the 'road work ahead? i sure hope it does,' but just say 'i sure hope it does' after like any compound word or two/three word phrase. 'shrimp fried rice? i sure hope it does'

[@JoeShine95]

SumitoMedia? You're telling me some ate this media?

[@olevik2005]

Suck my toe media

[@MRGO0OSE]

Nonono you need to Submit TO HIS media

[@bootlegdagut]

Wood fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?

[@rowybowie]

You're telling me a pineapple jerked this chicken?

[@JSzekely]

Sumito really out here saying "ittification" and by 'ittification' haha well lets just say idiotification

[@olevik2005]

I use "My brother in christ ..." on a daily basis

[@xaeaxaea6280]

I ONLY JORK IT TO THE HIGHEST QUALITY EGGS

[@Smoochie_Wallace]

I'm stroganoff to her beef *Correct Buzzer Sounds*

[@CJclank99]

Don’t forget the classic “Piper? I hardly know her!”

[@NeroVSGame]

I’m fuckin HERE for the daily uploads my man

[@forgingluck]

Eggs 2: American Boogaloo

[@jeannecaelum5167]

As a Geman its so much fun to hear others attempt our language xD a nice attempt seriously, not too bad pronounciation

[@yoda5167]

Peanut? At the same time?

[@CulcoyoteCosmico]

No more Sumito, now Dailymito

[@HimothyMcVeigh]

My favorite beef stroganoff meme is "I had a strog and now im in a beef coma and she's gonna turn my life support off"

[@beeeennnnnnn]

Cranking my boys hog to this one

[@lh317]

I dont need my beef stroken off during dinner.. very inapropriate

[@dhanyl2725]

"Tommy needy drinky" got an update

[@Dschonathan]

What a cromulent fuck-crustable of a day

[@lavendermistttttt]

my favorite is the vine where a guy drives by a sign "roadwork ahead" and he goes "I sure hope it does!"

[@sadmermaid]

Drew Goodenended

[@kewl_aire]

She's beefin' cause I'm stroganoff

[@MAHIM2000]

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

[@Ixarus6713]

I'm jorkin' cause she's shopping for milk.

[@majestyzx9081]

Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!

[@ProLactationNation]

Crazy that he didn't mention Internet Historian once as an example for shrimp fried rice jokes. IH gets me all the time with that haha

[@ArtianSetS]

Fun fact! Pho can be pronounced "fuh", which means you can literally order pho and say "um yeah I'll have the fuck tai please" and if you don't put emphasis on the fact you did there's a good chance the waiter will just let the order slide. Or they get offended and start cursing at you in Vietnamese. Though if they say "what did you say?" you can just say "the pho tai" while pointing to the menu.

[@beehambonio3378]

Peanuts? Does this mean pee is stored in the balls?

[@n3k0lai]

SUMITO CONTENT WEEK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@CoobyPls]

Eggs

[@LegoDork]

Dude, I fuckin' love eggs. Fried, scrambled, boiled, whatever, Eggs are, hands down, my favorite food thing.

[@liamwhite4469]

Ill be waiting for tomorrows video do not hurt me

[@erikeriklol]

Saying f instead of rip is one way my vocabulary changed

[@calmafterdark912]

I still say "wow the cinnamon tography" to everything I look at that's beautiful And when shit happens I go "it be like that sometimes"

[@sadmermaid]

Shane madej from BuzzFeed f

[@ZombieRain0]

"You're tellin' me a Gar licked this bread?"

[@cycloidcyclone4309]

Sumitos German is so much better I almost expected a language learning sponsor 😂

[@VikingKong.]

"personal affliction to this" did you mean "personal affinity with this"? Idk if you did that on purpose.

[@Hunter12396]

At the jonkeyard just straight jonkeing it. And by 'it', haha well, let's justr say. My Prius.

[@TT-qw1bo]

I JORK my tongue to dat skrimp fried rice

[@e.a.spikol6229]

If you're interested, there's a great book 'Because Internet: Understanding How Language Is Changing' by Gretchen McCulloch that goes into the cognitive-linguistics behind a lot of this stuff.

[@damiansilva2454]

Eggs 3: An Omelette with Pee

[@cognitiumone]

Watchin this video straight jorkin it

[@joshk4325]

The beef boys episode was sweet. Just like everything sumito.

[@steigr3656]

The birdflu? Yhea, they tend to do that.

[@non-applicable3548]

Underrated

[@itsnickford]

Hello gentlemen.

[@Hellschwarz]

A friend spelled my name wrong in a presentation we were making together, he corrected it immediately. Sadly there were 3 others watching and that was my name for the last 3 years of school.

[@jazzingpanda3190]

I saw a meme argument the other day between Brits and muricans the other day. This ingerland man shut down the teeth jokes with “my local pub is older than your country, cope harder colony” And honestly it did me a kek, rare chad brit

[@FlumesIsLife]

Ayo sumito on Beef today AND an upload?! Call that the daily double

[@Kenjish1in]

We really needed cocky want boing boing. My new favorite phrase for the next few weeks.

[@kensyre]

*guy whose never seen any other meme* getting real shrimp fried rice vibes from this.

[@delsi26]

Dan hentchnel’s youtube channel has become a vital piece of my friend group

[@cyberpunk3116]

Eggy want doing doing

[@brothatisfunny]

HE DELIVERED ON HIS PROMISE LONG LIVE THE KING OF ENGLAND

[@matthewedwards956]

Bro thinks Scottish is a separate language instead of absolute Twitter illiteracy

[@ArktikAlice]

You're telling me a Sumito made this Media?

[@chiveygnome]

Im in the youtubed, straight up jorking it And by it I mean, the community guidlines

[@tiyenin]

*Comunnity

[@Ixarus6713]

​@@tiyenin *Cummunity

[@RuthlessFaith]

Oh shit, Sumito is bringing the Ming Dynasty into this...that is the ballseeyust thing I've seen in a minute

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Proud to say I was 11 beers deep at my friend's house when he showed me the famous "peanits" tweet and it had less than ten likes. I have observed history, I have seen culture itself fashioned before my very eyes.

[@nativeportlander]

When reading german, “ei” makes an ī sound, and “ie” makes and ē sound. I’ll never let you live that down.

[@non-applicable3548]

Im glad i'm not the only one who loves these

[@shiruotakuno28]

This is the first of your videos that I've seen, but it gives off strong RWJ/=3 vibes and I love it

[@Lusk1993]

Greeeeaat video mate

[@ejsese]

in the comments straight up jorkin it and by it haha lets just say when sumito said the wrong word

[@greenhowie]

They say we should be worried about weed getting stronger but like... nah we need it.

[@robsa978]

Looking forward to a ton of videos this week, Sumito! Keen

[@LobLobLobLob]

"Ist es over fur mich" is readable in english because of cognates, words in different languages that derive from the same root word. Since a large part of english is from german, it sometimes can be intelligible in english. Such as "Sie hat braune Haar" can probably be guessed correctly in English to be "She has brown hair"

[@refl9630]

What if freakmito was called sumito and he DIDN'T suck toes?

[@RougeSanta]

Haha funny stuff Sumi

[@dragonfetus4125]

I have been a nasty girl (nasty).

[@Colin-di9ll]

"You're telling me that a gar licked this bread?"

[@MAHIM2000]

Don't be sad Sumet. We all slip our tongue and do E-Defecation of the English Language like you did at 09:57

[@KungThulhu]

As a German i can confirm our language is one big meme. Words like "Betäubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung" or "Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften" Are pretty common.

[@Thoralma]

"Wait Who has Beef with Stroganoff ? he is a nice Guy"

[@cbhlde]

Panzer Of The Lake says: Das war gutes Deutsch, Herr Auslander! ;)

[@jonschwartz1864]

Best Vid in a while, Keep it up for me plz!!!

[@veaxvoid]

Legend

[@CannoliRose]

Well dang! He really did upload two days in a row! This might confuse the algorithm...

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

Ich liebe diesen KZbin Memefürsten. Mutahar du bist der beste!!! I hope tho you go back on making videos about IT and Tech sometimes.

[@hunter5822]

5:11 holy shit!!!! I heard a streamer make that joke a while back!!! Spaceboy ! Anyways…. I’m very high and am unsure of what is happening right now…. Oh yeah, it’s wild to hear shit from a while back and suddenly find an explanation to something you didn’t suspect as getting any deeper!

[@panmush]

I could get used to daily Sumito

[@chemicaltrails4468]

OK so I was scrolling through my subscriptions and saw this video in my peripheral vision without actually directly looking at it, and has anybody ever told you before that from peripheral vision you look like Count Dankula?

[@devonburkhalter9840]

Ain't no way. You're telling me.. a fly went fishing??

[@trstmeimadctr]

in 1000 years, memes are going to be like hieroglyphics are to us

[@nullzero3455]

you're telling me a ginger bred this man

[@a2izo]

Day 2 down, good work mini media

[@xXJacobBuckXx]

Am I the only one who can never not hear "shrimp fried rice" in Afroman's voice?

[@JJNincorporated]

Daily vids? Hell yeah

[@MrJitterlad]

dont know why i laughed so hard at the last name joke . damn

[@Sevenandalso7]

You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

[@whatupbrows]

god of war

[@BaseSteve]

9:16 nah homie that meme has road work ahead ancestry

[@slashdir]

Daily vid is life

[@corporalclickbait4839]

Industrial glycine is truly the future

[@jaysmith3495]

Good video.

[@Enkaybee]

Some ito media? Where can I get the rest of it?

[@simbachvazo6530]

Someone else mentioned it with "Piper" and yeah, everything ending in "-er" is a good joke. The song is what? Banger? I hardly know her!

[@evanjuleen]

Shrimp fried rice! Bone apple tea. 🎉

[@clnseat]

Are you telling me a Sumit media'd this video?!

[@iamcino]

sumito is defrancoing this week. Viel Spaß

[@metareaper8008]

How am I just now realizing that you and some ordinary gamers arent the same person I'm so sorry

[@johnnessuno6515]

I axeadentlee mis say something You expect me to believe you didn't dent Lee with this axe?

[@ShatteredQvartz]

Also known as being fluent in Brainrot

[@Midniteburger]

Speaking of german; the „shpeace“ that you end your videos with is pronounced a lot like the german word „Spieß“. Which can be translated as „pike“, „spear“, „skewer“ or a „spike“. „Aufgespießt“ means „impaled“.