TikTok Marketing is CRAZY

[@masterstyx2877]

Who knew AI stood for "A thousand Idian guys" truly the pinnacle of innovation.

[@Arseniy_Arsenicum]

AI stands for "Actually Indians"...

[@apeaape]

Wtf is an Idian

[@joeburch6754]

I've always heard of India but I've never seen him in person.

[@sonarchy5158]

​@@apeaape Idian (noun) : a native or inhabitant of Idia, or a person of Idian descent.

[@bocagelandscape]

@sonarchy5158 there I was, thinking a person from Idia was an Idiot.

[@LanceThumping]

Donghua Jinlong gets so much of a meme boost by having dong in it's name and a bit of a slant rhyme to it.

[@AlleonoriCat]

It has Dong and Long, bruh Invest in them, they are going to the moon

[@SumitoMedia]

took me 40 minutes to dry off my greenscreen from the first take because i forgor to hit record and mostly missed my face #hyena

[@TheAnnoyingPest]

every onlyfans girl worst nightmare

[@Boon2Dock]

Similiar thing happened at a casting call for a movie that I went too.

[@KelLorien]

Seems worth it for that bit tbh

[@bobblueton]

We love you mutahar! I only watch you in the shower

[@moonknight6088]

It was worth it tho

[@TheStigification]

I used to joke that calculators just sent your math problems to someone else who does them really fast

[@dfgdfg_]

Haha, and old cameras have little pixies in who just paint what you're pointing at

[@christopherdixon4472]

Vending machines are operated by midgets.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Marketing to us like we have money 💀

[@matheussanthiago9685]

I'm proud to be immune to capitalist propaganda B) (I'm so broke I can't even afford the sunglasses emoji)

[@overdoneskeleton]

Sumito, I'm a person of culture, the only thing I buy off of TikTok live is attention from NPC girls that won't even read my username

[@JinteiModding]

Thats beyond cooked, thats well done

[@bocagelandscape]

Where the f do you get your glycine then ?!

[@mattjohnson8585]

Any good ones? Asking for a friend >.>

[@tragicallyfunny]

No you have to buy the galaxy from Miles Morales NPC. He’s dying but he must be a millionaire by now

[@SuperDumasa]

that intro was fucking wild love that energy

[@jjojehong]

nothing like a fresh sumito vid to ruin my day

[@mhc706]

As someone born in 1990 that Mexican restaurant one where the dude slammed himself into the wall was hilarious

[@imkayjaylea]

My computer was playing up a little so I had to refresh the page, not realising you were already wet the first time I then noticed when the page reloaded and thought that I caused you to repeat the gag a second time which made it THAT much funnier.!!

[@milkitea669]

Turns out all the AI art you're seeing is just 1000 Indian guys as well. What a time to be alive.

[@Hass2518]

I hope surfshark is paying you good enough to get splashed twice for a intro lmao

[@whyiwakeup6460]

if only surfshark used its sponsor money to implement an unsubscribe button

[@SecGoat]

Thank you for bringing Dongua Jinglong to the masses! You have been blessed by the glycine brother glycel! OMG Cities by Diana too? you are on fire this week!

[@forgingluck]

Bruh that intro goes hard lol

[@manooxi327]

Dont wanna be the buzz kill, but the indian Amazon turns out to be just QA testers checking after every few hundred customers to see if the AI is working properly. U know, normal software stuff

[@jamesfroyum23]

I could only find the 1,000 india workers detail on russia today, a notorious propaganda website owned by the russian government.

[@omikron6218]

@@jamesfroyum23 doesn't matter if it's false infromation as long as funny

[@huxleyleigh4856]

I heard that the amount of QA required was way higher than expected

[@francise8698]

The story was on RT so makes sense

[@LegoDork]

Found Bozos' alt.

[@martian8987]

Never eat too much protein. I ate six pepperoni sticks and now I practically live in the toilet.

[@CaptainCFAngi]

You gotta appreciate that Sumito is always ready to go the extra mile to deliver premium meme content to us

[@Nekoneko_99]

Good to see that Sumito's hair finally went to rehab and regained it's composure

[@full-timepog6844]

A Thousand Indian workers playing as the NPCs in future AAA games. Cant wait for it 😄

[@redwiltshire1816]

These adverts are actually working ngl I have a craving for some glycine

[@vinnydabird]

“What’s up homie it’s Tony” is a classic and will continue to be the best marketing of all time

[@ZakisHereNow]

I don’t want memes in my ads! I want 3 minutes of ad in my memes!

[@UncleJoeLITE]

"Shocked & horrified" lmao. Where's that damn spider gone???

[@archdornan3694]

0:15 honestly no i didn’t the first clip legit stunlocked me

[@RevJR]

ECLIPSE GANG LET'S GO

[@MrEnKaye]

Damn, now everyone's gonna know about Donghua Jinglong's Industrial Grade and Food Grade Glycine. What will I be pretentious about now?

[@clarkogles3289]

I used to work at a vets office and they now do the wholesome version of this and I love it

[@user-bw4jm1bv1i]

Oh man, I watched that first 2 seconds a dozen times 😂. So funny.

[@MIDNITE69]

Two things: 1. Love the glasses 2. What in-ear headphones are those? Look neat >.>

[@SumitoMedia]

samsung somethings, they were only like $30 I think.

[@punkjesus666]

Great video! but dude how come you don't make Linux or virtual machines videos anymore?

[@morewubswithyourdubs]

Yo if that’s the future of advertising then I’m fuckin all in son

[@m0j1bak3r]

I’ve never tapped back to loop summin like I did this intro…pleeease someone make our day and throw that over Busta’s Make It Clap! 😂❤

[@prosoto]

I need the clip they used for that kick knockout at 0:56. That was brutal.

[@bryce1423]

Bro that intro had me dying!

[@dysfunc121]

It really hurt that Japan blocked those ads ay sumito 🤣

[@rushbnostopp]

Mutahar’s new glasses are dope

[@KATinBLACK]

Sumito is a true bro. He’s take a load to the face for the pack any day of the month

[@davidlemos1136]

I used to work on a web page that pays you for identifying specific objects on videos recorded by Lidar cameras, so yeah, the machine learning of self driving cars is actually latinos being paid pennies.

[@wendyblair3079]

Laughing at the fact that the soyjak in the grub hub meme looked like Sumito in the same frame

[@RogueSanta]

That intro was the only proof that Sunmetoo bathes

[@JourneysADRIFT]

Bro is criminally underrated

[@Bigmandan365]

I don't even understand zoomer humour and I'm a zoomer

[@DatBoiOrly]

13:00 the funny thing is it is COMPLETELY possible to do it without humans basically electronic scales in the cart & the shelves if something is moved from A to B that item is added to your cart if the shelf loses an item without reason that item is classed as "stolen" aka using proximity sensors to the nearest cart charges them simple but would cost millions to implement Amazon probably realised this & decided to go for the cheaper option aka slave labor

[@GreenMochi420]

WTF?! That’s crazy😂 It’s like the plot to that video game with the synths 😅

[@tedtorqueoholic3628]

This is channel is the Donghua Jinlong of KZbin.

[@MarsAttacks212]

Sumito those clear glasses are cool AF

[@GleeChan]

That opening got me, lol

[@royalblue9267]

Don’t yell at me Sumito, I just came for the memes.

[@Cletus_Johannes]

What's the Hymen pack?

[@dazednotconfused1503]

Took me until half the video that I realized sumit looks different because of the glasses

[@audiooddities9982]

Time to buy Donghua Jinlong food grade glycine...

[@n3k0lai]

very poggers video, sumito

[@SlushGoblin]

A.I. was just short for Actually Indians

[@mclovin9148]

I am happy to see some video in this Surfshark add.

[@KoblovskiPurge]

AI = Actually Indian

[@LikEaPhoX81]

OK, best intro youve had.

[@Kammithekiller]

i screamed at the into omg

[@creepy0ldguy1]

wait i think that's the first time Ive seen a gamer take a shower. at least i think that's what he did .... that's what he did right

[@ScubesFTW]

Was more of a squirt

[@entropybentwhistle]

Nipsey Russell voice: “Riiiiiiiiiight.”

[@robsa978]

You the best, Sumito

[@erickvillegas2544]

Memes in Spanish on a professional English meme reviewer?!? For so long Spanish memes have been following behind English ones, now they’re on par

[@bobblueton]

At DG in Ohio we got rid of all our self checkouts cos of theft.

[@Enkaybee]

I am an Indian guy getting paid to pad out the view count here

[@Asdom100]

Oh no, not the manhwa recap TTS voice now I can't stop to listen

[@RobSunny0]

I like to imagine the opening scene took Sumito a few tries. like a pile of soaking wet shirts a few towels here and there and just him going. FUCK! I MISSED A WORD!."

[@amberhernandez]

I'm sorry, but the idea that 13 year olds won't be able to access social media is so unbelievably funny to me; like half of Twitter just gets Thanos snapped out of existence lmao

[@clnseat]

Wooo birthday video!

[@emre30489]

They removed the ban on twitch in turkey btw.

[@hazzaeatsshorts]

Man idk what I'd do without the 10 second skip button

[@Whooperchain]

Lmao all time best intro

[@deadgoon2170]

Ethelene Glycol is even sweeter, kids....

[@RogueSanta]

The forbidden gatorade

[@iivin4233]

Never buy a Nissan. They have never honored a warranty or a recall for me, and if you are like me you will have recalled parts.

[@ordinaryshark5656]

am i cooked if i bought a vpn JUST to watch weird hentai

[@JinteiModding]

You need a VPN for that?

[@neonryder8897]

You living Inna oven my man

[@RogueSanta]

Uh oh...

[@jeremybot1]

brother just force your ISP to check that shit out too

[@DanScrap1]

Tell us what you watched. Let us all burn, let's go blind from the torment together!

[@SnipyShino]

Incogni cannot stop me tracking you 😤

[@octagram2955]

We're not doing heyne pack. The Grandma Stanmas though 🤔

[@AlphaShark]

Dang I gotta start doing that.

[@edwardcaine1960]

Best opener yet

[@_incogni_]

Wonderful intro. Truly artistic.

[@marcelweinelt]

Nice Russia Today headline at the end.. I think they fooled you 😅 Didn't find any other source for this Story..

[@Balrog4242]

I am a goomba walker and it is a very fulfilling opportunity that will start paying me as soon as I log 1000 stomps.

[@the_skyx]

Sumito im gonna be real with you, there too many ticktock video you make past couple of month and i dont use ticktock. Please make episode on some shit meme on discord or something too many ticktock episode i just cant

[@vokay]

Hey buddy, I’m gonna be real with you. Most, if not all memes from discord are from TikTok/Instagram/Twitter.

[@BigBong-h8o]

Totally farted after the 1st second 😊

[@klausgartenstiel4586]

i had the first 2 seconds on repeat for an hour now. help!

[@robo1000]

Man the corporate meme war is getting weird lol

[@doodoo66]

I wish ads would get better like the Nissan ads. Is rather watch that than hear about better help from someone reading off a sheet

[@Bambo_waffle]

All I know about glycine is that dan akroyd’s crystal head vodka does not have unlike other inferior brands of vodka

[@3athlete]

first sec viewing was worth the subscribe.

[@Kenjish1in]

I can never see a Gumba the same way I did before o.O

[@Electric0eye]

If congress legitimately thinks this is brainwashing there really is no hope for us til we start putting age limits up for these positions. 💀

[@suineborf8364]

he just shaved

[@localmemesonly]

hot 😍

[@randomtinypotatocried]

You guys have money for cars?

[@theonlycatonice]

11:40 nah wtf

[@derekedgar1676]

Heyyo its Sumito the Media Magician Makin Media for the enjoyment of strangers on the internet.

[@campbellhenderson9335]

I'm suddenly certain that OpenAI could only become this successful because of the population and economic circumstances of the subcontinent.

[@spliffmachine1990]

fire intro :D

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

that intro ad was abhorrent

[@davidgrunga]

There r live 5 alternatives to TikTok who cares

[@nrok113]

I need glycene, obviously

[@murtaintergalactica2847]

but underpaid in india or underpaid in the us

[@GareWorks]

TikTok and zoomer humour are a disease. Now we just need a cure.

[@YTDeletes90PercentOfMyComments]

I'm putting you in the cheapest nursing home I can find

[@A_Toaster]

1 view, 31 seconds ago? Looks like Sumito's popping off with this one.