Memetallica ~ Fuel [Metallic Dong Version]

[@BandiPat]

Memetallica tells their rendition of the Table Fable

[@JasonParadise]

Huge thanks for this chart, BandiPat! 🤘

[@baconguy3394]

James Hetfield is literally a table.

[@HappyMadness4000]

And knuckles

[@beargrills3508]

MetallicAyyy.

[@sydneymyers6807]

BadiPat Lyrics for this song please?

[@45_689]

Fuel is pumping in my aAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@justinhughes4927]

I think the audio clip is from the South Park tourettes episode, where the one guy says, "Ah! Piss in my ass!"

[@wwhite3031]

@@justinhughes4927 that would be correct

[@caesar9443]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@alexanderybarra844]

Churning my erection

[@Samtehcool]

You know a meme chart's gonna be good when it starts out with "GIVE ME FEUEF GIVE ME FAAF GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESISDIWATH"

[@tooth9047]

shaash

[@edkri007]

Yeeaeh

[@xundertakerx426]

​@@edkri007Table

[@NecoJesus]

I've never been able to watch the video because of how hard this makes me laugh.

[@zxcvbnm5897]

How on earth did you manage to spell that out?😂

[@SuperSilver7591]

I love this song so much to the point where I've heard this version so much that I can't help but sing "Fuel is PUMPING in my A S S" when I hear the original

[@Ninetails2000]

I always end up doing the bit at 2:13 instead of actually bothering remembering the real lyrics.

[@FoxtrotStudi0s]

I actual sang this in public when listening to the original I got kicked out.

[@wwhite3031]

@@Ninetails2000 I do the same damnn thing and I say the fuel is pumping in my ASS line too 🤣

[@in16293]

1:00

[@Dixxymcgee]

im that way with through the tables and memes

[@Devan...]

"Why is there grapefruit in my Metallica?" The memes are self-aware now! I'm dead! Hahahaha

[@zach39840]

*HOOLY SHIT!*

[@mayravixx25]

We all feared machines becoming sentient. The true apocalypse will come from self aware memes. Fucking up the world one laugh at a time.

[@metalhead2670]

flinjager123 lol

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

One day a chart will write itself.

[@jakehayes3466]

When do we get a fan chart made entirely of Jason quotes so it's like Jason Sings

[@The8BitDrummer]

Your laugh is glorious LOL

[@JasonParadise]

That means a lot coming from you, friend! You're basically the king of amazing laughs. 😄

[@darkknightknine9905]

Krom bob, seems like you forgot to insert your tampon this morning...

[@ketchupboi9164]

H e n l o J e r o d

[@DevdevOnYT]

You guys should play guitar hero together with both the guitar and drums

[@TheGhostOfRazgriz23]

Just watched a video over accidental donations. And look who it is! The guy that got $500. Oh well. It was refunded. Ya know what ignore this....

[@Xyriax]

"Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica" I lost it there

[@metalhead2670]

Crej Bundicoot Ho-ly shit!

[@metalhead2670]

Crej Bundicoot CRASH BANDICOOT!

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The memes have become self aware

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Quench my thirst with sentient memes.

[@Djay_B]

Hooo-leeeee shiiiiet!

[@kennythewoundedwarrior2844]

GIVE ME FOOD, GIVE ME FRIES, GIVE ME SALAD ON THE SIDE

[@steviecopeland]

UHH! *cums*

[@NotSosigRamsey]

Would you like to pay with visa or master? Master! Master!

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

What would you like to drink with that? *Immediately regrets asking*

[@justinaguerostryka38a68]

Shaaas!

[@engineerskalinera]

Overused joke is overused

[@Gmsrgaming]

This is actually the first demo for Fuel.

[@metalhead2670]

gamer94NO F*CKING WAY!

[@alkinoosmichalopoulos2446]

@@metalhead2670 eeyyyy bro

[@MetallicaLive]

You can hear the actual first draft of Fuel in “Cunning Stunts”

[@metetural9140]

@@MetallicaLive and this version you can find on their album "Stunning Cunts"

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

“Doin’ your mom” sounds kind of like Dave Mustaine

[@bobospider]

I died at the first TABLE

[@TR1PLE_6]

FUEL IS PUMPING IN MY ASS I fucking lost it!

[@stevenreason6899]

Same

[@AmyraCarter]

I lost it at "I get more ass than a TABLE!" lmfao Oh, and the randomly placed "QUACK" got me too.

[@CheelFreVkz]

lol

[@ianlehman8342]

The vocals were barely affected, too. it's like it was meant to be

[@AmyraCarter]

Had to be done using the song stems. lol

[@sleepy_gab]

If you're new to the guitar hero community, don't start with this video.

[@emilymatthews2990]

I am not a new fan. I am a GH veteran. I earned the memes

[@xiaolongdrake5353]

I'm a vet as well

[@yaboiiarty7876]

@@sourcecode16 call me a 14 y/o veteran

[@pigmafia]

No you're fine... I started with bONEr

[@TyrinsClips]

Too late.

[@JudasTheJuice]

& Knuckles

[@Astrojandro]

Judas the Juice I saw your comment at the same time i heard the "& Knukles" in the video

[@JeveGreen]

As a proud Sonic-fan, I approve of this meme. We need something "new," now that Sanic seems to be on the decline. :D

[@Astrojandro]

JeveGreen This meme is actually kinda old but I think it's reviving a bit now

[@MrKrAbS-ck2te]

& Knuckles

[@Nettacki]

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[@YEABREAD]

2:35 Probably my favorite part of this chart. Its crazy how good those sound together

[@cobra29935]

What song is that by the way

[@BigYosh]

I kinda want to put something like that in a song where there is a guitar chugging with my deeper voice singing to the beat

[@bluespirit2822]

@@cobra29935 it's eminems shake that fr nate Dogg that's who's singing that part

[@cobra29935]

@@bluespirit2822 wow... it really took 2 years for someone to answer that question?

[@hapahapahappy]

I get mo ass than a -TABLE.

[@destrozadorable]

tables: check memes: check

[@blockymaster90]

riper9001 this isn’t thru the tables and memes

[@rasmusdegn9690]

So basically what your question there at the end amounts to "BandiPat, Why are you like this?"

[@relish1192]

rasmus degn bandipat only charted it

[@dragonfireinfernus336]

RelicOneGaming he makes the songs too

[@cassi75474]

If there's fuel pumping in your ass you should get that checked out, I don't think gasoline is supposed to go in there.

[@dangerousgrenade8161]

you seem to know what you're talking about

[@EthicalCrusader]

gas in my ass

[@Someone5912]

Instructions unclear Fuel stuck in rectum, please send help :( (Not my rectum tho...)

[@thesweyy5999]

But it's pumping my erection.

[@thehunter7422]

cassi75474 hey you gotta do what you gotta do.

[@krock90]

*I AM THE TABLE*

[@TNMD88]

Krock Stop trying to steal my identity

[@ThePseudonoob]

Krock *I AM THE PROGRESS*

[@davecrupel2817]

R E D L I G H T S *_E X T R A T H I C K_*

[@quantillimoconcordion2412]

The silverware will decide your fate

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

*S P E E E E D T A B L E*

[@slicknickkcin]

...And knuckles for all

[@ronniethefixxxer531]

H8ter_N1CK ...& Knuckles for all* kinda fixed it ;^D

[@TetrisShark70]

Its just unknown from M.E on the backing track of one

[@handgunbobcat4451]

I think about this comment a lit because it's so dang creative

[@elatraebobos]

...and justice for all... & Knucles™ Fixed for you

[@MrThewildrider]

Ride the lightning & knuckles

[@spartacus778]

If I ain't got a weapon I'll pick up a TABLE

[@linusmushroomtips776]

He has a weapon. The TABLE has a guitar. It can be used as a melee weapon (blunt +bleeding) and as a magic staff (fire-sound magic)

[@Ninetails2000]

To be fair, a table is a very effective weapon...

[@CharlieCat18]

Killer Queen has already touched the table...

[@isabelfuentes3125]

Instead of H A Y A T O T A B L E

[@hyperbiscuit2284]

The Album "...And Justice for All" but every time Lars plays a kick, it gets faster.

[@jameslogantinker6567]

jesus...

[@axlivan9775]

2:54 Goat scream xD

[@mentosboi9539]

Magyar vagy??

[@XDrang93]

That would've scared away the duck.

[@jetstreamvik9570]

I love Jason's face at 2:30 he's stuck between being amused by the memes and being surprised that Shake That somehow works really well with that riff.

[@Nobody-bp5wh]

apparently, JASON 3:16 SAYS "Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica?! Ho-ly shit!"

[@DustinPlatt]

That break though. Never thought Metallica matched so well with rappy lyrics.

[@offtap6]

2:32 Can we appreciate this transition and how godly it is

[@ayumiyu657]

Fking "Fuel is pumping in MY AAAASS". I could repeat that moment forever. It's so perfectly edited

[@Aaron_Stever]

Ok, I have a very important question: Has Serj Tankian discovered all of the table memes yet?

[@EmeraldZion]

Aaron Stever asking the real question here

[@F-Lambda]

Is he the unwitting origin?

[@wethands6417]

Nathan Jones Yes, from the song Chop Suey.

[@Outside998]

It's from BYOB.

[@eliasmg9144]

Not enough memes

[@TheGuitarslayer1307]

Metallica has joined the Table club!

[@rustyshackleford5668]

GuitarSlayer1307 Dude he IS the table. Where have you been?

[@baconguy3394]

Metallica actually started the table club in 2011 with the song "the view"

[@MarcyRavenManji]

GuitarSlayer1307 YET YOU FEED ME LIES FROM THE TABLE CLUB

[@MetalMan-dj9sp]

GuitarSlayer1307 also they joined the club to fuck bees

[@tdub2122]

Metal Man 9000 and knuckles

[@jordonlees2]

Never watched this channel before. Watched this video 5 times now

[@davecrupel2817]

Welcome.

[@blockymaster90]

Daniel Cannata gg you’ve been here for 2 years, how many times have you watched it now??

[@WindexDrinker-j6v]

FUUEEEEEL IS PUMPIN' IN MY ASS i fucking died

[@FlangerMoose]

This is exactly the kind of stuff I subscribed for. Props for only missing one. I'm laughing so hard I'm coughing and wheezing and there's tears all up in my eye-holes. Simply put, I wouldn't have made it. XD

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

2:35 That lyric riff/combo though...

[@jstorm4735]

I never would've guessed the guitar hero community would have so many memes when I found it a few days ago I'm happy I did

[@powerplay9422]

Clearly he works for Helvian. Paid by the meme, as it were.

[@foxwolf316]

hey it's great to meet a brony dude.

[@dustin4066]

I’m new to the guitar hero community.. is it all just a big meme?🤭 EDIT: Holy cow! Thanks for the likes🙂

[@JustAnOrdinaryIan]

dustin christopher some what 50% memes 50% seriousness

[@icced9299]

yes. is great, right?

[@JeveGreen]

Yes... And then suddenly, it's an awesome FC. :D

[@caspianhorlick4529]

When it comes down to it, everything can be broken down into consisting of memes

[@caspianhorlick4529]

When it comes down to it, everything can be broken down into consisting of memes

[@MAJONEZIK]

*I LOVE THAT* *AND I LOVE JASON'S VIDEOS 💖*

[@theheretic5559]

MAJONEZ you mean guitar jesus.

[@reteamgulus8441]

Are ya from Poland mate? Your nick is in Polish

[@p3gnthunder141]

MAJONEZ and i like the tree

[@ninetailedfox1447]

*_Give me Fuef!_* *_Give me Fief!_* *_Give me that itchawatchatawat!_*

[@marcoskrupiczer6595]

SHAAAAASH

[@ij1376]

Honestly from 2:30 on through that whole next section...that was fire.

[@MottBotMinecraft]

I love these meme charts so much XD

[@MottBotMinecraft]

I think the best part was "Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica"

[@dekkuboboo8486]

knights of the round TABLE

[@kylebrady969]

You know there IS this joke with James where people call him 'The Table,' so this is accurate and funny.

[@henriktheonly3874]

Yeah, he called himself a table

[@bahamakazi]

*Metadong*

[@Shiverwar]

Dongtallica? & Knuckles.

[@dubo2769]

*That dong is so meta.*

[@koisj8310]

Hot Java metalicdong

[@samuelbarnbrook1614]

I love his laugh it's makes me laugh

[@maxrubinstein5826]

The best part about 2:45-3:12 is how well it fits with the guitar

[@Randomizer903]

A Helvian-esque edit of my favourite Metallica song? I approve! :3

[@metalhead2670]

Randomizer903 me too

[@serpentstudios7768]

4:15 Shit! I forget!

[@kahvamiestestailee2082]

Trainz eld78 productions yeah we all heard that...

[@serpentstudios7768]

@Ascended Life Form I did that, since it was obviously too amusing.

[@RayLilith]

888 streak is the conseltation price for missing *_1 N O T E_*

[@TheNerdySimulation]

Did you know, the alternative title for this song was Propane and Propane Accessories? True Facts.

[@josephtfc]

EXTRA T H I C C

[@davidchynoweth4007]

Josephtfc 🤣

[@Mazaroth]

Aku from samurai jack ordering a pizza.

[@suctioncupman9667]

Someone needs to make you reposted in the wrong fuel

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

Damned right they do!

[@geekymetalhead5112]

James was tweaking out and Kirk and Lars were doing the original parts thinking "What the hell?"

[@Shiverwar]

Jason: Perfecting the art of memery on Guitar Hero with his pals since 1985.

[@dergenmusic2081]

1:53 Take the cake *DOIN YA MOHM!*

[@dk.8244]

Absolutely died at the Nate Dogg part. Gud meme

[@xiaolongdrake5353]

You had to **repost in the wrong neighborhood**?

[@jordanhasch2544]

Every time I hear that damned "TABLE!" bit, I collapse into a pool of my own tears from laughing. This chart is disgusting. "I get more ass than a TABLE!" LMFAO!

[@oneghost1257]

"I get more ass than a table." - king modest brag

[@arcadedomination8006]

Quench my thirst with *M E M E S*

[@darkwolf9637]

Imagine the people who made this game " let's allow the players to make and post whatever charts they want" "WHAT HAVE WE DONE"

[@oldmangaming6495]

Thank you Jason. Because of this Meme, I am expecting these lyrics when I hear the original song. Sometime I change them when I sing along. Keep up the good work, and Rock On !!!

[@davecrupel2817]

2:36 one of the best mix-chartings i have EVER heard!!!

[@ronylouis0]

0:41 -what the freak? Me: SIR THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER SO NO SWEARING

[@joaquinflores2741]

its frick you freak wait wha-

[@jirkamares3256]

I don't see no mention of christ anywhers

[@ronylouis0]

@@jirkamares3256 help why did you remind me of my cringe ass 6 year old comment

[@morgynadams1167]

I love how he got Kyle's SHUT THE F*** UP from pwnage show in there lol2:06

[@tylerwagner1978]

I miss kyle and Makemebad35 lol

[@petertakac7554]

I have one question and im not saying it because it was in the video. Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica?

[@drew45footballskater]

Why not?

[@LordArikado]

Memes. The answer to any question on these videos is always memes.

[@thehunter7422]

Peter Takáč why is there metalica in my grapefruit that's the real question

[@vibingwiththewind2889]

TABLES

[@alexberube5269]

2:13 is my favorite part XD

[@metetural9140]

*_FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL_*

[@yoshigalxyed4664]

1:58 *E X T R A T H I C C*

[@paintballgaming630]

Yoshigalxy Sanchez I hear E X T R A D I

[@paintballgaming630]

sokban gaming yup li

[@paintballgaming630]

sokban gaming lol*

[@GrouchyGander]

I wanna download all these songs and just listen to them over and over.

[@cumqueenflan5453]

*TABLE*

[@Aetherial_Blaze]

"If I ain't got a weapon I'mma pick up a TABLE!"

[@ThatHippyDuck]

I heard it too! "Table"! Fuckin hilarious. Where do they come up with this stuff?

[@dbeast03]

FilthyCasualKai if you weren't a casual you'd know kappa

[@CATWITHBAZOOKA]

tAbLe WTF FOUR YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@pikariocraftf2802]

FUCK BEES

[@Jarczenko]

2:35 xD

[@gioeleberto7103]

Jarczenko what is the song that starts there?

[@Jarczenko]

you reposted in the wrong neighborhood

[@ibdgonzo]

Gioele Berto Shake That by Eminem feat. Nate Dogg

[@tato45255]

same dude

[@smilingmayonnaise8089]

Maybe that’s you FC’d in the wrong neighborhood

[@maxrubinstein5826]

“Fuel is pumping in my ass” this is by far the best thing I have seen in all my years of life

[@OldBeezer]

ITS BACK!

[@AmbiCrow]

Your videos bring me joy! X'D

[@JasonParadise]

Thanks so much for the support! Glad you enjoy them :D

[@aidanmcnally4798]

This is fucking hysterical.

[@auberonsylveon4694]

& Knuckles.

[@filthycasual6118]

& Knuckles

[@nicholasewertz8770]

The actual fear in your eyes at 2:01 as The Best started playing killed me

[@andybannerman6678]

Why was this off KZbin for so long?

[@Meta_Productions]

Copyright claim

[@joeycastaldi2733]

The Shake That part actually sounded pretty sick..

[@andrewpappas9311]

The rapping in the middle weirdly works with the song

[@blakealicious676]

This has been my favorite vid by far, keep it up, Jason!

[@Party_Almsivi]

>How do you have inspiration to do things like that? Apprentice level meme wizard here, the secret, far as myself and what I gather, is a deep love for the joy and entertainment one's product elicits from others, mixed with a desire to have some kind of influence in this world for its own satisfaction. It feels good to make stuff that makes others have a strong reaction, especially a positive reaction. With memes as the canvas, the people's champions strive to do god's work: posting memes of all stripes to all people. Remember, jokes get remembered, but memes never die. Follow your heart. ... The ending of the words is ALMSIVI

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

The 'Try Not To Laugh While Playing Guitar Hero' Challenge.

[@vigolton1315]

I lost it at 0:58

[@foxydonny6324]

Vigolton omfg same

[@austincde]

Here 5 years in the future to say the same

[@razerfox9202]

jason ALWAYS hits EVERY note

[@jojonoa3590]

Okay but for real, Nate Dogg's raps over Metallica riffs legitimately fuckin' rips

[@yagamil46]

I don't see why anyone would thumb down this video. Your laughs and little commentary makes the video 10x better. Even when I listen to the bandipat version on it's own I still hear you XD

[@Bazoobuggy]

It's Back!

[@smonkjo]

1:00 This is the pinnacle of the type of humor where in the middle of the day you think it's just kind of funny but in the middle of the night it makes you just burst out laughing.

[@AdamRJ01]

GIVE ME FEUEF GIVE ME FAAF GIVE THAT WHICH I ASHNAWAD

[@Belgiannnn]

One of my absolute favorite meme charts... but there was a missed opportunity in the beginning for a YEAYEAH

[@ZacharyHankins]

2:18 almost killed me.

[@sebasstion]

4:15 Heavy's "SHIT!! I forget!" XD

[@zekester2097]

1:15 That noise lmao

[@hoseamatthews4303]

Table!... Table!

[@jeremydavis8256]

"F*ck bees! And Kuckles" "Fuel is Pumping in my ASS"

[@azura15]

0:57

[@angrypiratepandaKingdom]

Jason you're an awesome guy! Such a really nice guy, you will always be my favorite streamer! This song had me rolling!

[@JasonParadise]

Glad you enjoyed and thanks for the support

[@freshproduce4048]

Gimme... SHIT! I forget

[@StuD44]

I love the Cueck JUST AFTER you missed a note, it was planned XD.

[@AmyraCarter]

"QUACK" (finely placed silly sounds are a thing now I guess lolz) "I get more ass than a TABLE!" lmfao (Fucking Nate Dogg) "PUMPING MY ERECTION" xD (enter stupid sexual joke here) "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Bahahahahahaha! Also, Clone Hero v.16 is out now. :)