We Watched ANCIENT ALIENS

[@wowitscoldout1119]

George actually cackling while his friends complain about drinks is something is didn't know I needed

[@mumrouykcus3547]

nah it’s so annoying

[@Mr_Keloglan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5LGd5KXbZh9itk Amazing.

[@SNKNostalgia]

He sucks his mates!

[@johnnypickering7688]

​@@ryanengland5426 An "is" instead of an "I" and that's enough to throw you off? Says more about you tbh

[@gooseygooseman1383]

Fun Fact: A lot of the time on this show when there's like a professor or actual credible academic, it's because that person didn't actually know what show they were going to be on and were just asked to talk about their field of study, then had what they said edited and used among all the crazies to make it seem like they also agree. Like, that Folklorist is probably just someone who studies and folklore and local legends and stuff from like a cultural perspective, and doesn't actually believe in like fuckin bigfoot and aliens and shit

[@gooseygooseman1383]

What James says at 1:06:26 is spot on

[@lemonsugaru8166]

That’s exactly what I thought! There are people who study mythology as a profession but it doesn’t mean that they believe in it lol

[@Meme_Lor]

@@lemonsugaru8166 I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same for some theologists, I'm fascinated in religious stories but it doesn't mean I believe them

[@kinagrill]

EDITING! A tool to make bullshit seem legit enough for TV.

[@jessicasperdute9524]

To add to this, Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy hair guy from the memes) was a producer for 23 episodes of this series and is the co-founder of a pseudo-scientific “publication” called Legendary Times. It’s more akin to a magazine than any actual scientific journal, but most of the topics from the show are taken straight from articles in this magazine as are most of the guests (who are not actually educated professionals in their respective fields): Erich von Däniken, David Hatcher Childress, Peter Fiebag, Robert Bauval, and Luc Bürgin are shown in multiple episodes and all of them know ol’ Giorgio. They have questionable educational backgrounds at best.

[@TuxedoMasc]

Imagine being a cave person just wanting to shit post some fanfic on a cave wall, and thousands of years later some "experts" site you as proof of aliens. I'd love my legacy.

[@kevinchambers17]

All you have to do is paint a stick figure with a big circle around his head, and 9000 years later, Giorgio calls it alien intervention!

[@kevinchambers17]

If actual intelligent extraterrestrials are watching this- no wonder they don’t want to come down! Who wants to hang out with us! Barely able to tell you who scored the winner in last night’s game, let alone discuss man’s place in the universe!

[@superdash_]

Cite not site

[@ald7282]

the fact that they looked at mayan carvings of dogs and lizards, a culture known for their extremely styled depictions of humans and animals, and said dinosaur is astounding. 10/10

[@kociarzultimate384]

On continent with NO HORSES and people with no word for them in their language 11/10

[@snusmumricken]

i dont think that was maya carvings, they were showing pictures of ankor wat which is in Cambodia, i could be wrong or they've gotten it wrong

[@dumbvedeoz]

how do you explain human bipedalism when no other animal has it? Bipedalism has allowed humans to change their environment to go from caveman to spaceman!

[@kociarzultimate384]

@@dumbvedeoz I mean, it is not like early men couldn't go bipedal, and since they knew tools it was needed to be able to use hands on move, makes logical sense they would addapt to it

[@snusmumricken]

@@dumbvedeoz well I mean multiple lizards run across water on their back legs, not to mention on bipedal animals have you heard of birds? Regardless they literally said stylised depictions, not hyper realistic detailed depictions... If I drew a horse rearing up on its back legs would people a couple thousand years from now be able to use it as proof of alien dinosaurs?

[@cmdrpanorpa8631]

It's an unspoken rule of Alien hunting that you never ever equip yourself with any quality camera and you must shake it as violently as possible while filming. Otherwise it's too easy for the government to edit the footage when you post it on the internet. Obviously

[@evilinc333]

also ghost hunting

[@ElskerVinneren]

and bigfoot hunting

[@nishmelashak7898]

Ah i see, or i guess i dont see cause thats the point

[@stephaniebaker1975]

makes sense

[@freedomchaser9664]

And hunting for Nessie

[@Pyro818]

Imagine dealing and raising a child up until adulthood just for them to become one of these people.

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

Memeulous or the ancient aliens guys

[@miosz.k4599]

Every one of them were tricked to believe that it's not Ancient Aliens and used what they are saying out of context :) so now you're the stupid one that doesn't do research

[@jamesparkes8776]

@@jenniferdunstan5065 both

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@@jamesparkes8776 ok

[@MrDylanm842]

I'd be proud, if you're making bank off of talking shite on the tele I rate it

[@kaceyclarke5016]

‘the cummet’ is underrated comedy gold

[@BadrAlrawi]

This vid was so funny

[@kinagrill]

And alien bigfoot.... somehow they managed to make the insanity even more hilarious to listen to. XD

[@edited1022]

It was cumedy gold

[@Mr_Keloglan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5LGd5KXbZh9itk Amazing.

[@thepear4075]

Ball

[@livbev]

this just reminded me how i used to watch this as a kid & just took it as fact because it was on the history channel 🙃

[@RPena98]

Saaaaaame

[@QTaceX]

@Marko Fugas lmaooo😂😂

[@jorjamabel2288]

hey liv and same here girl

[@adumbooctopus1115]

Dude same! I'd have full debates with other kids at lunch in elementary school

[@Sam-gs8iw]

To be fair, the history channel really needs to learn what history is.

[@bullshark3771]

6:45 This reminds me of something my college professor said when talking about evolution. “Many think it’s survival of those who are strongest when it’s actually those who are most fit to survive in their habitat. Each species has different needs and roles in the environment and evolved to fit its environment best within their roles.” She went on to talk about camels ability to carry water as being more beneficial to the desert than standard horses and gazelles speed and agility to help outrun other gazelles in their herd and lions and such evolved to counter that by also being fast and stealthy. Good way to explain it looking back really. Like puzzle pieces with 100 ways to build it but the pieces that fit easiest get chosen instead of forcing it in when it doesn’t quite fit right.

[@amoroath]

When I was younger I remember watching this with my dad and I now realize just how fucking crazy this show is-

[@Wavy-Gravy]

Same dude lol

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on KZbin. So don't feel too bad for me, dear m

[@cannıbalgırl123]

@@AxxLAfriku what

[@adumbooctopus1115]

Same my goodness

[@tempurashrimp9917]

We used to watch it every Sunday lmfao, made good memories though

[@meganhapp1579]

My professor was on this show for one episode and he didn't even know that it was Ancient Aliens he was filming for. They lied to him and told him that it was for an educational program about mythology and folklore. They used everything he said out of context lol.

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

I'm willing to bet they did the same thing to the guys talking about human language. I wouldn't be surprised some of them were just normal linguists who thought they were making a documentary about language.

[@peachixu]

And that's when you press charges kids!

[@thatrandom_canadian]

@@peachixu They probably had a contract that allowed them to use the footage in any way they want. Scummy, but lets them do this.

[@broadex9080]

That's so nasty, and also it discredits the science community. I hope your professor sued them.

[@whitecreamymilk8436]

@@broadex9080 this is how most science works when it hits the news cycle.

[@dd42101]

I love how their sources are just "trust me bro"

[@heather.0476]

I love how we humans are so unbelievably smart, that we must come from aliens, yet believe all drawings and inscriptions are 100% factual 😂

[@NienNienNien]

"Ancient astronaut theorist say yes" "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes" "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"

[@luisshorts.]

Sources: Author, The Amomg is is cool at three am (shocking)

[@theguy3129]

That's exactly what an ignorant buffoon would say.

[@cosmoblender]

“Imagine your job being to research things that don’t even exist” Theoretical physicists:

[@Nerd69694]

Twitter users:

[@JimboniumF]

_Instantly disintegrates_

[@joedumars376]

@@Nerd69694 😂

[@gideonhawk]

Your pfp is their reaction

[@walterclements1050]

gordon freeman!?!?!???!! 😯😯😯😳😳 What the dog doin??? 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕🐕🐶

[@Patterrz]

"There is no explanation for humans" honestly I think this on a daily basis

[@velocitypeasant5832]

Factual, Mr Pokémon!

[@Elk3nny11]

I also think this mr sub noodle

[@Shyguy2434]

Well he's also known as that one guy with the adorable cat 🐈‍⬛

[@velocitypeasant5832]

@@Elk3nny11 holy shit I forgot about that

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I mean do we got Fossilized Titties?

[@skullton3292]

This show would actually make a pretty interesting Sci-fic series. Imagine a book series or TV show with the premise of this show. It's insane but, as a work of Sci-fi, it would be fun to watch.

[@princekyle4132]

*Stargate noises*

[@WalnutAnimations]

The “Eternals” marvel comics were based off of the ancient alien theory

[@nickythehickey]

so basically alienology

[@leann4265]

Jack’s background is really something. What a unique decorative choice of Amazon boxes everywhere.

[@mrbutthurt7341]

I didn't know I was a good decorator too

[@kingpanguan]

I'm pretty sure this is the show that has a scene where they found something from pyramids divides by pi and some random guy just said "what if they measured it with circles"

[@ari2126]

What the hell... What did they gain from that LMAO

[@kai_maceration]

*starts furiously scribbling circles over stock photos of pyramids*

[@WalnutAnimations]

LMAO

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

Here's my theory about Ancient Aliens: it actually _is_ an educational program, as it teaches stoners and drunk people what NOT to do when researching history.

[@HeroinYoda]

counter theory: it teaches us about what really happened. Aliens

[@long_term_karma9899]

@@HeroinYoda Counter-counter theory: This show is an experiment because people wanted to see what would happen if they got the craziest among us together and put them on TV

[@abithefallenhuman921]

​@@HeroinYodayou misspelled Aryan (seriously, Ancient Alien conspiracies is just the Nazi idea of the Aryan, but Atlantis is switches out for Space, and Alien is switched for Aryan)

[@HeroinYoda]

@@abithefallenhuman921 you can say that about anything tho. Replace god with hitler and demons with jews and you got nazi ideology too. (I dont believe in ancient alien theory btw)

[@kevinchambers17]

Ah, but that’s what they want us to think, cos they’re hiding it from us! 😆😆😆 lol! Aliens- got enough illegal aliens pouring into UK at 500 a day- May god bless them ❤️ Or whatever they believe ❤️

[@sherholmes6247]

Can't wait for George to do this challenge while watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but everytime food drops from the sky you take a sip.

[@quinngobrr]

like, every scene in which it happens? or every PIECE of food cause if it was every piece that'd mean that EVERY NOODLE in the spaghetti scenes would be a sip and that would actually kill someone, you'd get through an ENTIRE BOTTLE

[@exeortegarubio]

George's liver: Please, don't. I have a family.

[@llaur_llaur]

you’re a genius.

[@Weezy-84]

He’d die of blood poisoning bro

[@Weezy-84]

@@quinngobrr you’d get through a whole bar

[@devilishjester7718]

Fun fact: There is a lot of overlap between the areas with furries and with big foot sightings, so big foot just being a furry is just as (if not more) likely than it being an alien

[@ashsilva7021]

no there's an overlap because it corresponds to areas of high population density

[@skyshunts]

Lmao so his fursona is a big furry man?

[@AllMightyLordOfClams]

@@ashsilva7021that’s obviously the joke

[@arynpreddy8318]

I wrote a paper on this show in college and the man who originated the idea of ancient astronauts was just super racist. All his theories came from the idea that people of “non-European decent” would be incapable of such amazing architecture

[@xzenitramx666]

Joe rogan got triggered about that in his podcast shows with that. Accuse the idea of being woke.

[@blankslate7491]

It's so crazy how ppl are, to this day, asking how they pyramids and shit got there 💀💀 like building a stone triangle isn't that fucking hard

[@MrDylanm842]

​@blankslate7491 it's more about the level of architecture. They're not just triangles, they're tombs and the stones are cut to such precise specifications and built perfectly in line with the stars. They're an unbelievable feat of engineering, especially considering when they were built

[@abithefallenhuman921]

​@@MrDylanm842here's the issue though, they aren't built in line with the stars. They were built where they could be, and sooner or later at least one star/constellation/planet will line up, and in most conspiracies, they seem to only mention them lining up with Greek constellations. On top of that, we know they built the pyramids (which is a bad term since each structure could have widely different purpose) as they learnt, since countless pyramids fell apart, such as the famed black pyramid Most of our modern ancestors knew one way or another how to sculpt rock and move rocks, you find structures made by ancient Wise-humans (homosapians) all over the world. The obsession things like Ancient Aliens have the pyramids (and similar structures in Africa and East Asia) is they do not believe non-white people could be smart enough to stack rocks (seriously, go through the episodes and count how many are about Europeans. They only mention it to be vague about the 'energy' of Stone Henge)

[@Neil070]

​@@abithefallenhuman921The ancient astronaut nonsense began by assuming that ancient humans were less intelligent than 20th century humans. It ignores the achievements of the Greeks who calculated the size of the planet with remarkable accuracy, or Romans who built Britain's first road network or the many accomplishments of the Chinese. Like school students, they all left their workings, so we know they didn't crib off aliens! The Egyptians were just as intelligent as 21st century people and had close interaction with Greeks (Cleopatra was Macedonian. Don't listen to your teachers, she was NOT black 😂) Using Greek mathematics, Egyptian engineering skills and unlimited slave labour, anyone could build the Pyramids

[@CambriaF]

You should add "ancient astronaut theorists" to the drink list if you do this again. That phrase is their only source of proof.

[@markleeper593]

They would literally die lmao

[@BadrAlrawi]

I wanted them to do that

[@ari2126]

Literally ur asking for them TO DIE RN

[@stevewatkins2170]

They say yes

[@kinagrill]

astronaut theorists.... that's an astronomer. aka. the people that wanna learn about spess but dun wanna go out into it.

[@adrienhorrell5612]

1:04:43 the guy who "found" the stones actually went back later and admitted that he drew them.

[@strongarm5137]

That's alot of stones to draw ngl

[@BlitzAMV]

@@strongarm5137 lots of fucking time mate

[@strongarm5137]

@@BlitzAMV Fr like how lol

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Liar, prove it

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yes

[@kingskelo]

I want to imagine Aliens are just watching this show and being like, when the fuck did we do this?

[@kevinchambers17]

According to Giorgio- we did, with ET’s help- we just forgot! 😆😆

[@StagTwo]

George: *makes funny jokes* Jack: *makes funny jokes* Kieran: *makes funny jokes* James: *intellectually points out and argues about points that the show gets wrong, while also making funny jokes*

[@Lucaz99]

True but it’s Ciarán*

[@Michael-Douglas]

@@Lucaz99 nerd

[@creativerock1646]

@@Michael-Douglas ah yes, correcting the spelling of someone's name, what a dork

[@adeelhussain7979]

@@Lucaz99 cringe

[@whyhellothere4161]

@@adeelhussain7979 cringe 😬 🤢🤢🤢

[@busterb2958]

“He should be spending the last few years of his pitiful little life…” “Fucking hell James!” I like that George doesn’t let his friends be TOO mean to the people they’re making fun of, he doesn’t let them attack them on a personal level

[@glarnboudin4462]

Oh no, they deserve it.

[@kokokat06]

46:36 "why are humans [relatively hairless, and] possess brains" can we just take a moment to think about the fact that removing the part of that quote in [square brackets] (and so ending up with a sentence containing only the second descriptor) results in "why are humans possess brains" I feel like that captures the vibe of this show perfectly XD

[@charlesedwards9164]

Jack has no normal laugh if he is even slightly amused he laughs really hard and with his whole body

[@Neil070]

That's how extraterrestrials laugh 😂

[@ThePanicMoon]

An "Um Actually" moment here - Although there have been studies and research into teaching animals, especially primates, to communicate in a human langauge (mostly through sign) it is theorised that they cannot understand any "language" formally. What they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to actions and events, but that alone isn't enough to constitute language, for example they may know signing "apple please" will lead to them getting given an apple by their keeper, but that doesn't prove that they actually understand what "apple" or "please" mean individually, or that they formed a sentence from a bank of words rather than just mimicing or repeating what they have been shown. However it may be that in asking chimps to speak human language we are more or less asking fish to climb trees. Most animals are not capable of communicating using human languages, but it's not like humans are able to communicate in, or even identify, the animal equivalent(s) of "language" either. But the way that we learn and form language does set us apart from other animals. Whether or not it was gifted to us by ancient aliens is another matter!

[@kt-ej3os]

good to know

[@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798]

"what they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to action and event" Isn't that what us humans do? We associate differnet words with event or action and that's why people all over the world would use different word to describe the same thing, event or whatever.

[@kataklysmus7460]

@@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798 it might seem like it but the way we interpret things differs greatly. like you know how people talk about poodles being able to read? what they can actually do is learn to recognize the shapes of words and interpret them as a command. that might seem like reading, but if you were to show a poodle a verbal command that they already know for the first time in written form, they wouldn't be able to /actually/ read it and do it. they can't learn to correlate symbols and sounds the way we do. you can read a word even if you've never seen it in your life (and that especially applies to writing systems that are more consistent than english), but a poodle simply can't

[@johndonnelly3862]

Ok nerd

[@eggs8021]

I don't exactly remember so don't take it as fact but, I heard a story about a gorilla using sign language to refer to a thermos, but he didn't know what the word was so he said "metal cup drink" I've absolutely gotten details wrong but food for thought

[@skiesandthesea7927]

Everytime I watch this video I love how distressed James gets over them calling the dog drawing a dinosaur

[@Sam-gs8iw]

Fun fact: The "T-Rexs had feathers" thing is an actual scientific theory, with actual evidence to support it.

[@danielchoucinofigueiras1733]

that's perhaps the only thing they said right

[@ethanstyant9704]

Case in point we found ACTUAL imprints of feathers in the surrounding rock and imprints in bones

[@melfox75]

Ok but trex didn’t have feathers atleast the fully grown trexes didn’t , if you want to see the most accurate trex to date search up sue tyrannosaurus model.

[@generalkenobi9524]

@@melfox75 I mean they did

[@timmas3300]

@@melfox75 no dinosaurs did have feathers just watch some trey the explainer or sumthin to find out

[@uwufemboyuwu5658]

“Humans are unique because of their speech.” ‘Whales and dolphins water speaking to each other” 👁👄👁

[@anetm]

Yeah but for them we are air speaking to eachother

[@randomuploadz7386]

Well every animal species has a way of communicating so…. Their scientists suck 😂

[@ChonkedCat]

“UwU femboy” this is why we need to bully people

[@pepsimann2038]

@@ChonkedCat you’re acting as if your account isn’t the exact thing people in middle school would bully you for

[@aquasiox]

@@ChonkedCat oh no! is it harming you? is it offending you? what ever will we do about that /s

[@guitargirl511]

If I saw something in the woods that looked like a Sasquatch I would think a gorilla escaped from a zoo before I actually think it is Sasquatch

[@angrykobold5970]

It depends on where you live tbh, if I saw it in the woods out back my flats where there's no zoos for miles I would question my sanity

[@Arran05]

8 minutes in and im already crying, This is gonna be good

[@memeulousfan6602]

4:20 (how ironic) and im regretting life already

[@lazarusmekhane439]

George might as well drank whenever someone blinked. I'm sure he would be less intoxicated at that point.

[@namenotimportant8408]

Matpat is more credible than an ancient astronaut theorist

[@FieryFue]

Hear me out. What if Matpat IS an ancient astronaut theorist.

[@raven-gx5db]

@@FieryFue but hey its just a theory

[@LKAM222]

An ancient theory

[@ninja-ginger1973]

@@LKAM222an Alien Theory

[@JamesMC04]

@@ninja-ginger1973 An *ALIEN* Theory !!!!!!! Matpat is a teeny bit shouty for my liking. I can see him presenting one of these absurd programmes. Kyle Hill of Because Science could produce the diagrams. The prog would be called Why You Don't Want to Believe Humans Produced The Pyramids. Then SciManDan could refute it all.

[@catalyztx]

"Why is it never a big hairy woman?" Ciaran is not the feminist we deserve, but the feminist we need.

[@dangerousbeans]

Ciaran Numero Uno ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

[@xxitactical_8723]

I made this comment 1k likes it was 999 before lol

[@callmekay282]

We have a “big hairy woman” version where I grew up. Basket woman Steals children who don’t listen to their parents and throws them in her basket to eat later.

[@Brootnoot]

@@callmekay282 good for her tbh

[@kloggmonkey]

be the big hairy woman you want to see in the world

[@yourmoonchild1420]

I watched this show when I was younger and some of the episodes had me dead convinced 😭

[@Tiredfroggo195]

this entire show just reminds me of that one guy in the owl house that was saying that "witches come from mars to harvest human teeth to power their time machine". its just funny how bad it is. also the dude with the long dark hair, phillip i think, looks like the discount version of weird al

[@buttermilkslam]

start of the episode: aint it strange how monkey’s don’t build houses? middle or the episode: GOD AND THE DEVIL ARE ALIENS AND THEY PUT SNAKES IN YOUR DNA

[@broadex9080]

Theirs a snake in my boot

[@Aeternus75]

@@broadex9080 *ThErEs A sNaKe In My AsS!*

[@puffinthefish]

K so when do I get my snake arms?

[@dragapult2712]

@@puffinthefish if ur snake then u lose arms

[@puffinthefish]

@@dragapult2712 shouldve phrased it better, i wanted snakes for arms but now im having to type this with my feet

[@VetusPupa]

You know they fucked up when even the dude who "found" the dinosaur stones confirmed they're fake like 5 years before the episode was made

[@alectothefirst]

jack is my fav guest on this channel, love him to bits

[@Lotan_]

Video: *Shows a picture of a sky and solar deity.* Jack: FISH GOD

[@archive6094]

I'm pretty sure these videos are just George's plan to destroy all of his friends livers.

[@aquasiox]

and his own

[@whatsupfuckers4078]

Oh god these bots

[@owaine-changaming]

Funfact the platypus was once considered to be a cryptid they thought the person who managed to capture one just sewn different animals together

[@freyavine6448]

Yes. Our ancestors DID see things they they tried to depict as Large monsters. The saw fossils of animals that had died millions of years before and tried to reassemble them with what knowledge they had of skeletons, not because they had seen living dinosaurs. Adrienne mayor has multiple books on this

[@abithefallenhuman921]

That and many cultures used very stylised art to depict what the saw compared to other cultures of the time If you compare African cave art to Australian cave art of the same period, you'll see one leans heavy on symbolism and abstract shapes. Both tell us how the people of the time lived and what they believed, but both will also be seen by people with sports info degrees as equally realistic in how they depict their subject It gets even worse when people (like those seen on this show) claim hyroglyphics aren't a way to write, but actual depictions of events, such as the episode on the Dendera Light

[@vdubdesigns6530]

my favorite part about this series was that whenever they would claim something, they either had some random person there to validate themselves or they said 'Some people say'

[@erinw.9256]

Jack Manifold is a man of CULTURE for knowing about Invader Zim.

[@notablewisp2213]

As an American who has watched this show, it's single handedly the funniest and most enraging show ever.

[@vykepp5709]

Everyone says how George's friends are suffering, he has to watch it all, it's divided for the others

[@weehoozy4454]

He does it to himself to be fair

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

@@weehoozy4454the biggest masochist of them all.

[@izziekanoski3260]

Them thinking university of chicago is only $9,000 is the most unrealistic thing in this whole video 😭

[@socktoast636]

My dad religiously watches this show every night and genuinely believes everything they say.

[@oldaccxunt]

you poor soul

[@syahmikadira6832]

Fr man, me & my dad used to watch the show for shits & giggles but now he's starting to believe almost everything they're saying.

[@rexana_rexana]

My dad watches for the history and actual good parts, but he and I both giggle at the stupid parts. We both like to theorize about aliens, but at least we agree that this show is a little ... " Out There!" Ehh? Ehh??

[@RebelAngelForever]

Your dad watches Ancient Aliens, my dad watches Fox News. Both take everything as fact 😪

[@rcj.19]

So does my auntie lol

[@thefairranter5164]

I was kinda expecting one of the episodes to be explaining why among us is real

[@screenedat0m]

Don’t worry they’re probably working on it LOL

[@kay-412]

wait among us isn’t real?

[@sabaly7720]

"In ancient cave paintings, we can see the words sussy baka carved into the walls "

[@thederppika]

@@kay-412 i thought it was

[@rameen4330]

it isn't?

[@erinw.9256]

To quote Dean Winchester, "Every hunter worth his salt know that Bigfoot isn't real."

[@ninja-ginger1973]

Jack don’t know Mary, you might though, have a good day

[@briefcayc]

I love that Jack and James make the same joke at 5:59 and 51:05

[@Scarytoaster1809]

Alternate title: George develops a drinking problem while him and the lads watch aliens

[@Gloigolshpork]

Ooh, better drink, he said alien!

[@overaggressiveduck545]

@@Gloigolshpork I I love w I YI I I

[@overaggressiveduck545]

@@Gloigolshpork Mmm r

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

Aliens? Don't you mean xenos, my Lord?

[@s.k4713]

@@maxaltenkirch1022 the orks created humanity says ancient astronaut theorists

[@six2make4]

Regarding the Soviet experiment, from what I remember he basically wanted to create a species that could take over the work of common laborers, the idea being that yes, it would be basically just a slightly more intelligent ape but that was all you needed to free up actual humans from working in factories and railroads and so on, basically they were supposed to take over low-skill hard labor intensive jobs. Obviously this didn't work out and it was pretty messed up but it's interesting to think about an alternative Soviet Union where all hard labor is done by half-monkey people.

[@kai_maceration]

Literally trying to create a new species just to use for slave labor, you're right that's so fucked

[@xyleblack2545]

I would argue it's more disturbing to think about that scenario rather than interesting...

[@Siegmernes]

​@@xyleblack2545 Both of these things can be true at the same time. Like a lot of fucked up stuff we did in history. Very interesting but definetly horrifying.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

But would the half-monkey workers of the world have united? Checkmate, communists.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

@@xyleblack2545it’d be interesting in the same way Wolfenstein is.

[@lordz19]

One of my teachers goes on Ancient Aliens pretty regularly. In summary, he’s insane. He just got fired and possibly arrested for doing illegal drugs with some seniors.

[@hotdogseven9589]

😟

[@kociarzultimate384]

Drugs and working on Ancient aliens. Everything fits together

[@shikitohno47]

Sounds about right

[@thelifeofanintrovert1505]

As opposed to getting arrested for doing legal drugs

[@willf598]

👁👄👁

[@shiina29]

There's a great 3-hour documentary debunking a lot of this stuff right here on KZbin. It's both really interesting and informative. AND it has great music.

[@lumeingi]

Do you remember the title? Or have a link to the video?

[@thetechnocrat4979]

I need the title or link of that documentary.

[@EarthboundX]

Is this it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGraXpxrpL-kl7M Wow, 9 years old, gotta have some old eps in there, is this show still on today?

[@franzhopper7631]

Is this it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGraXpxrpL-kl7M

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

Yes

[@Amberhx1]

I love when James watches shows/movies with George and Will.. he's so damn funny.

[@noctobyte7447]

Can’t believe they’re doing the epic of Gilgamesh (the Sumerian tablets and Enkidu) like this. Genuinely a good read, pains me to see these madmen completely misinterpret it

[@broadex9080]

It's a story, it's supposed to be a tale.

[@nicestpancake]

Me and my friends are currently clowning on it's usage because what the fuck my dudes. Don't drag them into your fucking Bigfoot Evidence locker for the love of God, it's bad enough they've been turned into Anime

[@Shaabun]

This group is elite! Love the usual James, keep him forever. Ciaran is hilarious and Jack is fun, love it!

[@benjivanasbroeck6142]

I love how you can just see the brain cells dying in Jacks head

[@forthefrogs]

obsessed with Jack being so fed up he just believes there's aliens now

[@lilacfoxes]

“Imagine your job being to research bullshit like shit that doesn’t exist” yeah I know that feeling I did a literature degree

[@jimmydcriket4086]

Oooh self burn those are rare

[@ethanfrancis4527]

Yeah but the door was red, how could you deny that evidence

[@inconveniencestore_]

People 4 thousand years ago: this guy lives outside our society and is quite large and hairy Ancient Aliens: HOLY SHIT BIGFOOT IS REAL

[@phoenixmedia152]

“It’s pretty much all conspiracy” something an alien would say…

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Zathura better be next…

[@jackkeane6]

It must be aliens

[@FalsestPositive]

GASP!!!!?!!?!!!!!!!!

[@sealessseadog2735]

**gasp** aliens 👀 Jk i have no idea why would anyone think that

[@PickleCraftPlayz]

George, you watch hop and every time they say candy you gotta drink. that would be a top tier video

[@sealessseadog2735]

Pain.mp4

[@colincheshire6366]

"Oh no, the Inkeedoo! it's eating me!" Spit out my water🤣

[@42jellyfish]

George: h- All his mates: (sigh and clear their schedules so they can recover from the incoming hangovers)

[@Alexdluffy2451]

A few points About the last episode 1. the Mayans build there civilization near the impact of the asteroid - don’t They realize that Contents over millions of years have shifted 2. Do they think there was just an age were all the dinosaurs lived at the same times there was eras in the plant’s history’s and multiple eras of Dinos with multiple extinction events 3. The cave drawings it makes more sense that in the past humans saw Dino fossils in like cliffs and walls and then over time they were either destroyed by the people or by nature

[@susannahmitchell5558]

47:53 “And there it is. There goes my mood.” 😂

[@MistaeFeX]

That Erik guy says Extra terrestrial I think more than anyone. If it was just him commentating on Ancient Aliens. You would be destroyed in 10 minutes of the show.

[@DylanRG1903]

You HAVE to watch Finding Bigfoot after this, these guys been looking for bigfoot for over 10 years, and have obviously found nothing, but this show is the dumbest thing you will ever see. It's hilarious Also, here are some examples for "drink words": 'Squatch Encounter Howl Knocking

[@rrrfc72]

That would be class

[@LuDuLootYT]

Great idea

[@Meg_intheclouds]

I love shows like that! It’s a guilty pleasure to watch people talking about stuff they genuinely believe and try and convince you of it even though I don’t believe it. Like watching conspiracy theories.

[@quartertarget4820]

They should watch like Monster Quest or Air Crash Investigation if we're going in the thread of 2000's tv shows. That'd be pretty pog

[@aaronzaharias9110]

Death count: 4

[@collinmyers1073]

I love how they don't take in the fact that whales, elephants, dolphins and ants can also communicate and have their own language.

[@cairoraiser9338]

I ADORE the Jack Manifold and George Memeulous duo. I need all of the duo name gang in a video at some point. Charlie Slimecicle, Harry Wroteshaw, Niki Nihachu All the double names. They are powerful and should be feared Feel free to comment more below and I’ll add them to the comment until we have a Masterlist Thank you To [Passing Oblivion] - Philza Minecraft [Izzy Hilton] - Ted Nivison

[@PassedOblivion]

How could you forget the creator of life Philza Minecraft

[@izzyhilton1335]

Tednivison would be funny I reckon

[@IndustrialMarsh]

there's something so funnie about Jack Manifold yelling "IT'S IN THE GORILLAS"

[@sarchiba]

Them talking about the carvings of dinosaurs is hilarious also considering the Stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus lived 80 million years apart, as well as many other dinosaurs lived in many different time periods

[@mix3k818]

0:44 "So if you want a part 2" Bro, your guests were clearly suffering

[@amisdum5032]

There’s something about Ciarans voice that is just perfect for these types of videos and is one of the funniest things

[@mattuwu9978]

The reason why most every Egyptian god and goddess had animal heads was because ancient Egyptians prescribed heavy religious significance to animals (particularly snakes, eagles, and scarab beetles). For example, Anubis - god of death and patron deity of the lost - has the head of a Jackal, a wild dog native to Northern Africa. Jackals are opportunistic carnivores. They were frequently spotted around dead bodies, and so were seen as a harbinger or manifestations of death. Same reason why crows and coyotes are often “the trickster” in Native American folklore. Because actual crows and coyotes like to steal shit and cause a ruckus.

[@dylannilsson4758]

This was the shit my grandparents would put on during Christmas when I was like 5 and came to their house……watching this gives me a weirdly specific nostalgia

[@WillBinge]

‘You’re about as credible as ancient aliens’ is the best insult ever.

[@varimsavslezah]

a big underground bigfoot's tunnels system is the real reason why americans don't have underground trains in most of the country

[@tobenrendell2336]

this video definitely wasn't made to hide the fact that Mr. George Memeulous is also an alien

[@tobenrendell2336]

@AGNEZ i'm 13 and not into bots

[@linkieloos]

I feel like the Fermi Paradox is becoming more real with programs like Ancient Aliens. I was crying with laughter, especially the repetition of "ancient astronaut theorists". I can't believe I used to watch that show. 😂

[@hinata167]

I actually took a class in my college called mystery in history and sometimes we would have to watch ancient aliens and also learn about Bigfoot and genies that class lasted one semester but still pretty good. the textbook was like one cent it was just about supernatural stuff

[@shadowjinkus1070]

On this episode of George's descent into alcoholism

[@misopeachy]

ancient Egyptians watching middle-aged men take their fairy tales seriously: 👁👄👁

[@wa.nderlvst]

12:14 "ITS IN THE GORILLAS!!" actually killed me off 🤣🤣

[@jessthecat20]

I love the thought that in 100 years time something I wrote in GCSE English could be on a show like this.

[@dominicstheatregroup2270]

People when they will go to Mars in 2069. People:holy shit I'm on a different planet Jack : I'm going to chin a martian

[@friendly_neighbourhood_grandma]

It would be cool if we saw like an uncut version of the we watch series

[@user-ip6zn1io5w]

Pretty sure everything has helix-shaped DNA. Even the homeless elephants.

[@TheIndieGamesNL]

Every multicelled organism anyways

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

@@TheIndieGamesNLyes, but unicellular organisms have a loop of DNA. You know what also forms a loop? An ouroboros, aka a SNAKE eating its own tail! THAT CONFIRMS IT!

[@juni260]

this is literally one of Jack's favourite things to do: to point out illogical things and deconstruct logic

[@richiesmeckgeckscas46]

Hearing everything in Ancient Aliens sounds like something straight out of Gwyneth Paltrow's goop.

[@t.dominey4150]

Plot twist: George is an alien, covering up for his people

[@icepack4205]

That’s why he wears a mask

[@zjg1]

george is shaking is his chair reading this

[@AdelioNightstorm]

My biggest issue with any of these shows is that they ALWAYS tell us about their theories as if they are confirmed facts. "Bigfoot eats this", "they habitate in these areas", "this is what their mating call sound like".

[@mattuwu9978]

Many social species other than hominids have _very_ complex languages. Orcas are able to coordinate intricate hunting strategies like bubble netting. Dolphins know they can get high off of pufferfish toxins. Elephants hold funerals for their dead, and will make a detour _every year_ to stop at a matriarch’s grave on their way to an ancestral watering hole, the knowledge of which has been passed down through numerous generations.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

In the Old Testament, part of the backstory of Goliath is that some angels lusted over human women, and gave up their rightness with God to go down to the Earth to be with the women, and made this strange crossbreed of giant humans, and that's how people like Goliath came to be. If the people in this show were actually thinking, they could have tied the first two episodes together with that story.

[@osiris4883]

Just throwing this out there Ezekiel 1:4-5 As I looked, behold, a stormy wind came out of the north, and a great cloud, with brightness around it, and fire flashing forth continually, and in the midst of the fire, as it were gleaming metal. And from the midst of it came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance: they had a human likeness 👽👽👽

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

Technically the angel-human hybrid Giants were called the Nephilim, and Goliath was just a regular human who was tall, but yeah I see your point

[@snifferrr]

​@@osiris4883 the bible isn't the most credible source

[@osiris4883]

@sammie Trust me, to me it's not at all but it seems to be to people like this and I never hear them talk about it