MEN HAVE NO IDEA: The Gross Things Women Do! | Ep 130

[@meganellis9386]

We still need a episode with the wives. I think it would be so funny ❤❤❤❤ I’m gonna keep asking. Lol 😂

[@sherryrunslate9678]

Please don’t follow your adult children if they move out of state/country. You should be well aware that you raised them to be independent and resilient to take care of themselves. Trust in the humans you created.

[@jillcain3488]

I would be up for a live stream im from Kalamazoo Michigan

[@its_suzi_yo12]

Your not a bad dad, my husband is the same way when it comes to periods. I dealt with everything when it came to our daughter getting the first one and speaking with her before she got it so she was prepared

[@annetteward2047]

The gross things woman do? What about the gross things men do, that's what I want to hear about. LOL

[@Chris-Hummel]

Oh we know we're nasty creatures haha.

[@haven7791]

8pm in Utah is 5am in Bulgaria. I would get up! Fellow Utahn living in Bulgaria!

[@maryvallas772]

I am dying laughing that you grown @ss men JUST figured out the significance of the name Trojan! 😂😂😂

[@ittypittykrissstie]

You guys probably noticed on the last episode, but just in case you havnt. The camera angle that focus' on Zach and Tony is blurry. Idk if the lens is dirty or just not focused very well. & I'm mountain time so, I'd be all over the Live Podcast #Trojan Definitely got a good belly laugh with this one 😂😂

[@karend4055]

Tampon too 27:59 big for flow, dry or damp wood can feel like pulling out an organ at times as dryness makes it stick to anything the least bit damp.

[@E.Night6]

19:57 My father taught me to always mentally calculate the taxes with whatever it was that I wanted & then round it up. I still do that as of today

[@cindysavage8837]

I’d definitely be up for a live! 8-9 pm is my relaxing tv time! Bring it!! Lol

[@victoriasolorzano9928]

Yes! I’m here for a live 8-9 pm, even 11 pm with a little heads up!

[@t.bartley5768]

The intense gas cramps are super close. There are some days when I can’t tell if it’s gas or cramps. And we have to live life as normal with that pain for 1-4 days every month.

[@heatherlsmoore448]

Long hair will burn up the motor of a vacuum cleaner. My younger sister and I both had long hair as teens, and our dad blamed us for killing 2 in a week.

[@tessabotts3394]

The suction device for when you are choking is called lifevac. It comes with a child size mask and an adult one.

[@leonabarry6854]

Trying to catch up on these podcasts!! I still haven’t learnt not to watch them on public transport 😂😭🤣When zac comes out with his one liners just end the podcast they are just too good 👍🏻

[@moniquehuchet3646]

Finances are the most difficult area in relationship because it equates power. Cramps are prelude to childbirth , it comes at random and some of us have it so severe they have to stop work that day.

[@Brooksie603]

Have you guys considered doing a group Mens Try adventure like camping? I know you did a podcast at that haunted house and then explored it a bit but it might be fun for you all to have a guys adventure day and film it. I saw that Utah has some adventure parks but not sure how close they are to you. Or some other fun thing to do and share with subscribers. While the weather is nice in the summer and kids are out of school.

[@cindysavage8837]

Omg I’ve had the sharp pain in the breast. Knocks the wind out of you. 😂

[@ittypittykrissstie]

56:35 Yea, well.... I dont Trust Anything with 2 Heads & one Brain. 😂 #Trojan

[@Chris-Hummel]

I love your comment! 😂

[@theraweggfiles]

It's so funny how our conversation topics change and evolve as we get up that age ladder. Anyone reading this should take a moment and imagine telling their 17-year-old selves that one day they'll be talking about how great adjustable beds are because of a post-nasal drip, or for hip reasons. Hubby and I talk about that a lot and laugh til it hurts.

[@Anna_Lou]

Zach, you will be a bad Dad. Remember when it was mentioned, that Sex was something not discussed and presented as dirty in some families of your religion? Not talking about it to your daughter will give her the impression, that it is dirty and disgusting and should never be spoken about. She should be comfortable around the opposite sex. Especially if she may be lucky enough to find someone who brings her a warm water bottle, Tylenol and food....

[@kristiferrari1353]

34mins Chris, that sounds like a gallbladder attack. My husband almost died from a gallbladder infection a year or so ago now because he was adamant is was just food poisoning. Between his stubbornness and a hospital that is now closed down he was in the ICU for weeks

[@Chris-Hummel]

I'll have to look into that! Thank you

[@LucyMichelleBaker]

I am in the uk and would be more than happy to be awake earlier hours for a live stream. Will just have an early sleep beforehand.

[@meganellis9386]

I’m just hoping you’ll do a halloween podcast again where you travel to a location. That was a awesome episode ❤❤❤❤ That said, I saw that you saw my comment. I bet it’s hard to travel with the equipment

[@TourDoc]

Men try or all 5 off ye should do period pain simulator

[@meeting_meghan]

I know a family that grew up in the same are we did in Ontario, Canada. They have 3 children & although it wasn't right out of college, they are all married now. The daughter & her husband moved to his home province of Nova Scotia, Canada. The oldest son & his wife moved to Australia, as she was originally from New Zealand & the younger son & his wife moved about an hour away from the parents.

[@tammyflanigan6218]

I work overnights and in California…I’m up at 10p so I would absolutely be down for a live stream

[@xoMsMicahxo]

Lol Zach😂😂 my dad was also the only man in a house of all girls. You better hope your girls aren't synced like we were. Dad got only 1 week a month of no late night craving runs to the grocery store😂😂

[@Breatheintomeandmakemereal]

I hate to turn this into something dark, but it is informative. Maybe y’all are already aware of this. Something people have noticed for years is that girls younger than teenagers, like 8 and 9, are starting. Because of the trafficking, people are wondering if that’s another reason they put hormones in foods.

[@shellihenry8234]

I live in est zone and have no problem with a late night live stream ❤ u guys

[@E.Night6]

57:12 The flesh part that flows out a woman’s period is the uterus lining shedding. It’s normal. 😂😅

[@elyssamaddox]

As a person super grossed out by detached hair especially the shower thing I had to skip through a good portion lmao I cannot 😂

[@MoeBoyer]

60 yr old female here, and never heard of the cramping, thinking that person has other issues to tend to...the Heimlich was invented in 1974..lol

[@shadowkissed2370]

Have your wives ever talked about lightning crotch or like a lightning bolt that goes through their crotch? If so that is normally when the sphincter cramps as well. At least in my experience that is when it happens. It is just out of the blue with no warning. It is due to the hormones called prostaglandins that are released to cause contractions to help remove the tissue during menstruation. We also get something called period poops because of the prostaglandins which is probably what the article was talking about when they said they feel lighter after going to the bathroom.

[@Chris-Hummel]

That sounds terrible!

[@Michelle-bo4hj]

We have good dentists in the uk , that stereo type joke never ends but it does get old

[@donnacoupe119]

It is getting to the point where NHS dentists are almost impossible to find. We have to travel over a hundred miles back to our previous area and dentist as the dentists locally have either gone private, closed their lists, or closed all together. Even within our NHS dentists there are costs above normal bands as they have made a number of things private only.

[@Michelle-bo4hj]

@@donnacoupe119 So true , i'm in london and oh my it's gold dust if you can find a dentist. When you do find one the treatment is good , and yes the banding is far to expensive for most working people. Please don't get me on a rant about the NHS Dr's are great some the best in the world, emergency treatment is great if you don't die in the waiting room , elective surgery waiting list is disgusting. Some thing really needs to change. How can we justify paying a young Dr £ 14.00 an hour I'm not shocked when they train and then go else where. Not every one is a specialist or consultant earning big bucks. Hey it could be worse we could live in the usa and not afford the Insurance . just a thought .I love the NHS its just the idiots running it and the idiot government paying for it.

[@karinberonius8799]

You have subscribers from all over the world. Just do a livestream when it suits you best! I think most of us will adjust.

[@Blitze9792]

I'm in UK time, so I could make it work for a live stream as long as I'm not working that day!

[@E.Night6]

33:17 For me, period cramps are not sharp cramps like when you need to fart. For me it is more like someone punched the area where my uterus is as. However, some days the pain spread to my thighs.

[@theraweggfiles]

I feel like the number ONE best tip for when a wife is pregnant...PATIENCE. Hormones go flying off the deep end and if the hubby takes it personally things can go very bad very quick. Honestly, this should be lumped in with what SHOULD be a common response throughout the pregnancy: "Yes, dear."

[@denisewilson-yx4ir]

Love it! Laughed so hard tried not not to wake anyone up. I am going to watch it again.

[@revloftis]

East Coast here. Im down for a midnight show. Lets GO

[@patseemore5019]

Every family should have one of the new suction recue tools to prevent choking!

[@joannegerrard9414]

Funny but not funny story. Parents were divorced, daughter got her 1st period on 'his watch'. He called his exwife to bring products and to come pick her up. When she arrived she asked where their daughter was and ex said she is in the bathroom. She knocked on the door and opened it to find her daughter sitting in the dry tub. The ex made her wait for her mom in the tub!!

[@kelsyterry]

I would love to tune in for a live stream podcast if you were all planning one/able to do it!!!🖤🖤🖤🎉

[@heatherjohnson9899]

Love listening to and having a laugh with you guys! Hi from Australia

[@sidneecasi]

Late getting to it tonight, but here laying down and enjoying none the less! I was stoked when I saw the upload. Let's chill and enjoy!

[@karma5435]

Urine when allowed to sit over a period of time allowing the ammonia to build also causes bleeching, fun fact: in tudor era theres a high chance your clothes would of been cleaned with urine (also fun fact this happens to men aswell not just women)

[@amyseibert3583]

Yes a late night live would be perfect. Great way to unwind after a long work day with little kiddos in bed.

[@Brooksie603]

Ps… if you are able to check where your subscribers are from might help gage if a livestream would work. You can also throw up a poll. So for any channels I watch that is mountain time, if their videos go up at 8-9 pm I’m not watching it until the next day because I live in EST zone.

[@jojozep7820]

Yeah guys…..that would be about 1pm Australian central standard …….I could listen sitting at my desk!

[@moniquehuchet3646]

I am new to this site you guys can go from exceptionally sensitive to a typical classroom of 13 years old!,, greetings to your wives :)

[@FivesACrowd]

Welcome aboard the minds of 5 adult children! Glad to have you.

[@shelleyl4117]

# haunted house tour or haunted grave yard this year

[@samd.6640]

Another topic maybe you guys can tell how you all met and became great friends! I love you guys

[@helenroberts1107]

I would be really interested to see what you think of Nathanial Drew’s video about why Europeans dislike Americans so much.

[@amycorallo6044]

#Trojan-So, I have four children, three boys and a girl. My daughter is significantly longer than my boys. Anyway, when my daughter was 15, I dated this guy with a daughter who was just about six months younger than mine. So, in my mind, that’s just one awkward period conversation in my future. Anyhoo, his daughter came for the weekend visit and got her period in the middle of the night. I must preface this by saying that she is definitely a blond all the way. (No offense to other blondes) As I was not there to ask and her mother never told her about anything, she rushed to me as soon as I got there later. She had an older cousin who happened to keep supplies for such an occasion at this house bc they often stayed the night. So, she goes on to explain how she handled the situation. She found a heavy flow pad in the bathroom cabinet and legit decided it was too long, not understanding when she layed down, it needed to be. So, she said “I just cut it in half.” It took everything I had to keep a straight face. But, man, I was super pissed off bc I had prepared my daughter and she did not, so I had two period talks when I only birthed one girl! Mind you, I was a single mother to three boys and had already completed those talks as well. My dad served as a backup resource for them on further questions. We had a policy in our home that no topic was off limits or stupid so I cannot tell you the things I have answered throughout the years, but sometimes you just take one for the team! 😂

[@melissalady2111]

For Zach not all men are cc omfortable with the period stuff and that is ok.

[@sherrylakesidedesignssherr2876]

Hi guys. Wondering if you will ever do a podcast with your wives and families included? We've seen some of your wives and families on your personal channels, but I think it would be fun to see you all interact together.

[@usmcbarbie4045]

I think a night Time Live Stream is the BEST idea❤❤

[@stevieithal756]

When me and my brother were young, we used to take our spaghetti noodles and swallow them hold on hold on to one try and pull them up and the one time my brother did it and it broke inside his throat. He was choking on it. After that we stopped

[@lindseyharbaugh8228]

The hairbrush wad of hair are perfect for bird nest

[@will3505]

Hearing Chris talk about drying off with a damp towel is like hearing gospel. Knowing I'm not the only one makes me feel so much better. 🎉😂

[@Chris-Hummel]

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[@will3505]

@chrishummel3633 this is why men use the scratchy, almost sandpaper like towels. So our ladies don't want to use them🤣

[@persephonekraker2399]

Can all the wives start their own version of your guys podcast.

[@tammyflanigan6218]

#trojan I shaved yesterday and washed my hair in the shower…I went through a previous podcast episode that was an hour and a half long!

[@sherryrunslate9678]

Back when I was preggers they didn’t have those body pillows. We had a king size waterbed!

[@TheScarletEnygma17]

LOL Zach, not wanting to know about periods does not make you a bad dad, but it may make your daughter less sympathetic to you when she goes through it. My dad still gets wigged out by the subject, he’s very conservative, and me being a little sh@t (just like him) whenever he’d get embarrassed by it I’d just start getting reeeaally descriptive about everything 😂😂😂😂

[@Obladioblada1980]

@fives a crowd Zac.. do not be that guy. My brother's are that guy. It's not a good thing. Have respect for your wife and daughters.

[@zachvanbeekum5432]

Hahaha I have plenty of respect for them! I honestly truly tease about being that guy(partially😂😉)

[@wonderland2285]

There is a weird satisfaction with period poops

[@kyleebeeton8109]

Yes thats right, men talk BS about spending money on crap too 😆 lovin this debate

[@helenroberts1107]

Britain has better teeth than the US now

[@suecastle8893]

Just make sure you keep chocolate in the freezer ONLY for the females for that time of the month. The males in the house will thank you.

[@robynegan3366]

I’d be here for a live but I’m an hour earlier

[@hannahwhitaker4892]

To answer the bung hole cramping : i have never got a bung hole cramp ,, but the only times ive got so.ething like that is only when im pregnant thats the only times

[@pattybarnard3952]

I would watch no matter the time lol

[@CathleenMJennings80]

period butthole cramps??? never, ever heard of that one!

[@moniquehuchet3646]

Eh go easy on Canada! I am just north of Utah and geography runs north - south. Children moving away from you: we do not own our children their life will take them all over the world. I put an ocean and a continent between my family and my relatives. On dogs behaviour when we are menstruating: important info beware if camping in the wild it attracts bears too. Female Tree planters are at risk of attack.

[@emmajames1084]

Zach, I love how squeamish you are lol you're all fathers, been at the births of your children, going green at the gills at the thought of us girls having periods....did it not occur to you what the afterbirth is? Literally 9 months worth of "monthlies" in one go. Here's a shower thought for you, us girls have quite severe cramps when on said monthlies and this is due to the lining of our wombs coming away (some women are more horny just before a period due to when they ovulate). What's to say that the painful contractions during labour aren't just for helping baby out, but are also due to the now named afterbirth also getting ready to come away?! Would explain a lot of the pain in contractions....not just giving birth, but having the mother (no pun intended) of all periods....just a thought.

[@arrowlilly5309]

Yep bleaching underwear

[@jreez4516]

What is Chris' professional industry? I'm not sure I know what his day job is.

[@ittypittykrissstie]

Dent Repair on vehicles

[@Chris-Hummel]

What I do is paintless dent repair on vehicles. I'm mobile and have all the tools I need in my van to complete the job on site. I remove the dent without damaging or messing up the factory finish.

[@prbd0985]

Please do not change your episodes. I love having an adult podcast that I can tell my kids. Sorry I’m having mommy time you can’t listen to this.

[@kindnessiscontagious3458]

If anyone wants to know what a man who pouts looks like just watch these podcasts....lol my God Zach are you ever happy? You seem to take everything as a personal attack! Everyone is laughing having fun but your sitting miserable bc they " didn't want" you to read questions....lol I just wonder why you go if you clearly don't enjoy the topics or the hilarious surroundings? Put a smile on and enjoy. Life's to short to be a grouch 😅

[@GhostGunner21]

You must not work long hours, hes tired they record these late at night into the early hours of the morning and then he has a couple hours to sleep before hes up again and has to go to work all over again, he’s exhausted theres a difference of being a pissy person over a tired one. Maybe try to be a little more understanding and a little less judgemental🤍

[@angelamilacek6616]

Hmmm your name on the account “kindnessiscontagious” doesn’t really match your words…..I can’t believe you took the time to be such a snot, but hey thanks for letting us know your “valuable” opinions

[@Katee0221]

I find it ironic that your username is “kindnessiscontagious” yet the comment you left was the complete opposite of kind. You don’t know his life or what he might be going through. Also, you can clearly tell that he is a naturally quiet person, he doesn’t speak much in any of their episodes…that doesn’t mean he’s “pouting” or “grouchy”. Think before you speak next time.

[@samueloldham9207]

I think anyone who’s battling cancer is allowed to have a bit of a grumpy face and be a little tired. Cancer treatment isn’t all that nice on the body. So I say let Zach have as “pouty” of a face as possible. At least he’s still having fun and laughing with the guys. All the while beating cancer all at the same time.

[@dearleah7299]

You better hope you don’t have to deal with cancer one day. He’s allowed to be grumpy after everything he’s gone through, just like you’re allowed to be bitter about your small dick syndrome.