The Things Men Will Never Tell You | Ep.43

[@GhostGunner21]

Am i the only one when austin talks about about jess’ bad habits ((bc the podcast is in their downstairs)) expects a shoe or somthing small come flying across the screen and nailing austin upside the head? lmao 😂 idk if jess is home during these talks but i imagine if shes upstairs and she hears something and then swoosh-THUNK 😂😂😂 sorry austin lol

[@rosacastillo7714]

Actually yes! Lol

[@meganellis9386]

You guys should do this, but get the ladies involved. You ask them the questions you’re too afraid to ask :)

[@mistressblush4233]

Yes, definitely need Part 3. One of my favorite topics you guys do. 😊🤣

[@MenTry]

Such a fun episode 💀

[@annetteward2047]

All of your episodes are fun to watch

[@mauigrl91]

I knew u were my kind of peeps 🤣 I was dieing of laughter this whole video! AWESOME!

[@londongirl7290]

I am crying with laughter about Tony's hoover story.....OMG can't breath!

[@bettymoss8103]

Good morning gentlemen. May you and the family's have a wonderful and blessed day. Once again thank you for the smiles and giggles. Y'all make my Tuesday's so much better.

[@BleedinBlueSince06]

Definitely need a part 3.... And 4, 5, 6 😂 Love these raw and honest podcast.

[@spaffychick]

Definitely yes to part 3..love everything about these podcasts..From a girl,i like a grower over a shower 😊

[@GhostGunner21]

LAUGH OUT LOUD HILARIOUS 🤣 MY OFFICIAL FAVORITE TOPIC/EPISODE

[@ashleyparse5327]

Tuesday is always my favorite day and it never disappoints to listen to y'all talk.

[@TheScarletEnygma17]

I love how open minded and rational you guys are about real topics. It’s so rare to find people in this world who can consider opinions other than their own and examine them without assigning blame. Thank you guys for being decent human beings. I wish everybody could listen to your podcasts. Most people are so put off by explicit content they can’t look past it at the facts. Well done everyone. ❤❤❤❤ 45:00 Also, my friggin dad is the EXACT same way!!!

[@MrsBrandiSherman]

Your podcasts are my guilty pleasure! They are funny, entertaining, and totally not kid friendly!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@MarshmallowsMama]

I 💙 this series of question & answers! Y'all are hilarious.

[@pjc1895]

Every woman anticipating marriage should be required to watch you guys

[@meeting_meghan]

I love these episodes and hope you guys continue doing them. Also, women may not understand the pain of getting hit in the junk, but I know for myself I got hit by the corner of a truck's tailgate in the groin (it was an accident) & was in a lot of pain in that area for quite a while

[@samanthaweston5749]

That was so much fun AND I learnt something new yes to part 3 😍

[@pjc1895]

Sooo much fun! Love the brutal honesty

[@mariahlynn7592]

I will say my husband and I went through that two years ago and it’s not been the same. Even with counseling. The trust still isn’t there and the worry is still constantly there, so it’s an exhausting fight with yourself all the time.

[@lindseyharbaugh8228]

Loved seeing you guys cracking up so much in this episode

[@SeontaSkky]

I compliment my man and he says yeah whatever so I guess that’s the equivalent to women blowing off men’s compliments.

[@lechenea]

Thanks for answering my pet peeves question! So hilarious! Sorry it took me so long to make it through your episodes, I’m really enjoying the podcast!

[@radiantlightstream]

Always hysterical guy's! LOL! YES to a Part 3! These Podcasts are to few and far between. I wish you could do them more often. :-) Start recording and saving more episodes of these podcasts so you have quite a few for back up so when everyone cant get together more than once a week, you have some to post without the pressure. :-) Feed the algorithm :-) I would watch MUCH MORE if you had more. Keep up the great work guy's.

[@E.Night6]

Honestly, I prefer a compliment from a gay guy than a girl. B/c there is something about gay guy’s compliments that feel so genuine. I guess because they are already blunt and have no filter. I watch Brad Mondo on KZbin & even though he says “Hey beautiful” to all his subscribers, I love it.

[@SparklingMills]

I have literally just worked out how to share the link to Five's EVERYBODY in my contacts has been TOLD to follow hee hee!!

[@lucillerenaud8114]

This was so enlightening and entertaining. I am a single mother with a 16 yr old son, awkward sometimes. You guys helped me understand stand him sooooo much more. Thanks and God bless you all.

[@NorwayMamma1]

We definitely need a part 3 and a part 4 and 5 and 6! This video was just what I needed today. Thank you so much for the laughs!!! Love and hugs from Norway!

[@sandyodell5551]

Thanks!

[@sassyqueenB78]

I’ve never laughed so hard……🤣🤣🤣 looks like I’m binge watching today

[@E.Night6]

1:27:34 That me. My pain tolerance is higher than my husbands’. However, my tolerance is also high with literally everything. Also, I grew up with my dad telling me if I am not dying then I’ll live. So, I push through my sickness

[@patriciadeborahorris2714]

This was absolutely amazing 😂😂😂

[@meganellis9386]

“Don’t go into the long grass!!” Lmfao!!!! Dying

[@jeanneporche4482]

Loved the video. All of you guys make me laugh.

[@Coasterdude02149]

Thanks guys. I’m in the middle of a move, the stress and anxiety are crushing. I needed that laugh!

[@cyndisue62]

Can't wait.... first episode I've watched of y'all!

[@triciaspivey4047]

watched this and totally made my day love u guys yall are great

[@shailenleverett5522]

Yes all of these all the time!!!!!!!!!!

[@malcolmelliott3471]

Mt dad is same didn't go to doctors until we pushed him to. He had low potassium but during tests found out he had cancer and is cancer free now. If we didn't push wouldn't have found out about cancer

[@maureenpola4446]

You guys are so good. What’s funny is most of the things you talk about I do. As a woman I love watching football I’m the one with the one with the remote. I guess I’m the one in control. Lol

[@patseemore5019]

At 44 comments and 80% are from women! Way to go guys!

[@heatherrowe7943]

Co-workers are staring at me.. wondering what I find so funny about spreadsheets. The mudflap comment had me rollin'!

[@kaitlinparsons6556]

coming back to rewatch for the 100th time 😂 😅 can't get enough of this podcast!

[@rebekahmcdermott5504]

I have a very high pain tolerance, I have since I was a kid. I have broken bones and gone all day in pain without a complaint. I have given birth twice now with zero pain relief, and plan to for my future children as well. I have had extremely painful menstrual cramps since my cycle started at 12, so that probably helped gear me up for labor contractions. I have also had migraines since I was nine years old, and I have had headaches as well. There’s a vast difference between the two. So taking into account my pain tolerance for those other things, including labor, listen when I tell you migraines are no joke. A bad migraine can knock me on my ass. It will make me throw up everything I consume and I literally cannot function. If you experienced a migraine, you would know.

[@littletommy100]

I get a full wax (front and back) every 6 weeks. Love the feel!

[@kristinelucas9813]

I love how some of the guys said their farts don't stink!! My husband has a rating system, where a 10 he even has to leave the room!!

[@kimseavey8904]

I have labored a baby and I have had massive gal bladder attacks. Gal bladder attacks are worse then labor. I beleive every man should have to go through gal bladder attacks and let me know how that feels because gal bladder attacks are the most compareable thing to labor.

[@rebekahmcdermott5504]

See I have been through labor twice and neither time did I get pain relief. I have had migraines since childhood and they wipe me out. I would rather go through labor 12 times without pain relief than ever have a migraine again.

[@samanthaweston5749]

Totally agree! Had a baby with no pain relief just gas and air, had a ruptured BOWEL for 5mths was still working, what floored me and made me cry like a baby...... Gallbladder! Would not wish it on my worst enemy.

[@melissax2528]

So so funny 😅 these ass men podcasts are the best 😂

[@E.Night6]

8:44 I HATE reality TV shows. I like cooking shows on Netflix. However, I mostly love comedy, suspense, thriller, horror movies. I love Disney movies as well.

[@metalangelz]

As a female gamer, I see this happening all the time, for some odd reasons a lot of guys don't like it. Especially when I beat them. I'm not trying to be a man. But what's wrong with having shit in common lol.

[@rebekahmcdermott5504]

My little sister is huge into gaming as well, and she isn’t the slightest bit manly lol.

[@pjc1895]

I would actually watch cable if you guys were on...if you were this honest

[@Brooksie603]

Probably won’t see this since this was posted a year ago but this was hilarious. When I was younger in school and before I was married I had a lot of guy friends and this just reminded me of all the funny stuff they would talk about. Thanks for the laughs. If my husband ever got his naughty bits sucked into a vacuum like that I wouldn’t be able to help because I would be on the floor crying laughing and would probably pee my pants 😂

[@almamendez6910]

Hahaha! My husband can hold a wet body towel of it and walk across the room! And just grin!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bettymoss8103]

From a woman's perspective, the boxer briefs are the best thing to come along in men's underwear...my opinion.

[@SeontaSkky]

I second this opinion

[@leavecowsalone]

I concur!

[@Hanargggg]

I got my husband some of the Shinesty boxer briefs with the "ball hammock" (he gets hot easily). Now he refuses to wear anything else. And has signed up for the quarterly subscription to build his collection as he's thrown all of his old boxer briefs away.

[@estherhall3307]

The "sagging jeans" was popular when I was in high school in the 90s. If you're turning the sound up really high on the TV, you might need to get your hearing checked. I have slight hearing loss and I am only 10 years older than you guys, LOL 🤣. Holding you poop isn't healthy guys.

[@michellehopkins7765]

Omgosh, I'm the SAME EXACT WAY as Tony's wife as far as his pet peeve with her. Lmao!! Omg, Austin, I have that same pet peeve that you have with Jess, with EVERYONE. My bf does the same thing....and my kids do it to irk the crap outta me, especially my oldest. Lol Zack, its not peer pressure, its just your turn!🤣🤣 "Cuz it won't get done otherwise??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Omg, I'm already 39 mins into this and I'm DYING!! And omg, DONT DO THE DOUBLE DD'S!! She will have back problems FOREVER!!!

[@cassandramiller8980]

Now when you guys get the "man flue" do you actually start medicating or vitamin c or whatever as soon as you feel yourself getting sick or do you try to tough it out? Hubs tries to tuff it out and that's when I get annoyed with the man flue

[@Kimberc12]

zach turn ur trampoline into a tent

[@kristinapugh6889]

😂 this is great

[@Starchild42]

You guys are correct about getting compliments from gay men...my brother was gay and spent 4 hrs in the shower and 12 on phones...that boy wore Z Cavaricci pants and Armani cologne...a varitable fashionista!!!! Me on the other hand...I was a bit of a tomboy....15 min showers and 2.5 seconds on phone....jeans and t-shirt, and I cannot get any more straight... Also, proof that there is definitely a chromosome, or genetic predisposed to be gay...you are born yes or no... Proof in my family was that we had five cousins, altogether and two are/were gay, two on the fence, and me...

[@Starchild42]

I LOVE A NICE SMELLING MAN!!!! Even Old Spice!!!!

[@sharebear1726]

I see all u guys have tumblers with ur names on it do u guys have merch for sale I'd love to get a tumbler with the logo or getting one with my name with my fav ones color lol

[@dianaallen5700]

My decision would be based on the reason the person cheated... like were you being an ass...not paying attention to the other person...or was the other person ill for a long time and they just needed just the contact....I went through it and the reason changed the outcome.

[@reneewootton9488]

Chris, I have been looking for my phone while talking on it with my sister. Kicker is, she was helping me retrace my steps. About 5 min in she finally says, wait, what did you call me on?? I have never felt dumber 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jodyrayvictor]

Tony the word your looking for is but bra. Yes we want a part 3

[@joankgillette]

My husband and I are actually the opposite lol. I get mad if I don’t get any and he’s like I didn’t know you wanted it. Men can’t take a hint lol better off just standing/laying there naked. He’s good for a month and I’m like let’s go!

[@cathleenjennings5376]

I didn't like this episode - I LOVED it!!!! such a good time... and, to answer Tony's question, 'show' doesn't matter - just the 'grow.' And, even then, bigger is NOT better.

[@andriarockx5609]

I didn't get the fives guys joke. Someone explain?

[@sondrasmith50]

Truthfully, “grower vs. show-er”, doesn’t matter as much as your performance. Also, no one believes you are pooping that long! You are in there to get away from the kids (or wife). We poop for five minutes and come out to someone bleeding or on fire. 😂

[@cindimonks5661]

Laughing so hard!🤣

[@melbergeron5331]

You guys are amazing🤣😆🤣😆how's about when you turn into the woman of choice, with a twist! When you turn into them they turn into you!🤣

[@Mbridges82]

My cousin actually broke her husband’s penis once. The docs call it eggplant syndrome, if you’re brave enough to look it up. She was showing pics of it to all the older women at bingo one night lol. He doesn’t care, btw 😂

[@cynthiamccoy-sh1wi]

Breathe Cam Breathe.

[@ludovicopigat9306]

Wow so relating for the dummies! I got a bad news

[@Obladioblada1980]

Did you guys have to sleep on the couch that night? Or tonight if you didn't warn them?

[@jennycampbell3312]

We know the topics they are going to do/talk about BEFORE they record. We usually know the route they are going to take but sometime they surprise us as well. 😳😂 We do have boundaries and I feel they do a pretty good job at keeping those. ❤

[@samanthaweston5749]

I was thinking the same thing! Your ladies are awesome to let you speak so openly especially about intimate issues, you rock ladies 💪

[@jenflaherty1937]

Zach never has anything to say.

[@grriever]

I mean, I don't know anything about the situation, and I understand that. But just based off of what was said in this episode I feel sorry for Cara (sp?). She obviously feels insecure enough about her body to undergo surgery for it. Surgery. That joke probably furthered her feelings of insecurity. And to share it publicly? I mean damn, that hurt MY feelings. And I feel like the guys rag on her a lot in particular, after binging these episodes for about a week now. Her name is dropped a LOT with negative connotations. All with a grain of salt though. Of course I don't know these people. But just wanted you to be aware of how you're coming off to some of your audience with this particular thing, guys. That said, I do love the podcast, and am really enjoying listening. I've listened to nothing else all week.

[@patriciakeene2046]

Cant you prevent blue balls? .... by yourself....?

[@SeontaSkky]

I want to apologize for your watch time, I’ve set down 3 times to watch this an I’ve had to stop because kids lol sorry. 😞

[@kristinemoman5264]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@familygeek9278]

FYI mens immune systems are different to womens

[@mienielsen1322]

Tony, I bet you smell real good 😜 om sure All of you smells Nice 😊

[@altsc]

If you make love in the back of a truck make sure you put the tailgate up and secure it. Learnt from experience. Not fun.