Craigslist Hustler | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 30

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[@devontamosley4487]

Hey Babe. For your next video, you guys should talk about boy bands like *NSYNC and girl bands like TLC.

[@shelleymckenzie1964]

No way paris Hilton flies coach. Sally V. 2021

[@shelleymckenzie1964]

@@doctorsatan hey Alyssa, if that's really you, would never know if it's really you for I have no receipt. But wish you the best. As far as watching this being only 20 minutes in, I can't help but be concerned with your "last part" not being funny... having said that, I could save myself some time and not watch, however I have no kind of "time stamp" or some kind of receipt to show you even watched it all the way through. I appreciate your time and genuinely and honestly wish you well and nothing but the best. Please print this as a receipt of well wishes. Love you. Love lamp. Love receipt...

[@doctorsatan]

@@shelleymckenzie1964 Didn't think commenting on a Hey Babe podcast would get me hated on but hey the cube is all yours

[@ricardorome6580]

This is better than that guy called big boy trying to hit a heavy bag lol u should box him

[@chrisdcomedy]

I'M FEELING BETTER BABES AND NO ONE ELSE GOT MY COLD! THANK GOD YASSSSSSS SALS HAIR LOOKS SO FIRE

[@MikeRotch24]

king shit

[@cosmicaf3012]

So glad to hear. I bet Sal was over the moon to hear that 😂 I know he was checking where you were keeping that tissue 😅

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Can't wait to see your new show babe 🔥🔥🔥

[@giorgospapaioannou6665]

You superspreader piece of shit just sprayed it around!!!!! SHAAAAME

[@AntonioSantana-el3qw]

Hey babe take some allergy medicine 💊 and if it works than take more

[@jamielee8630]

Drink every time Chrissy says, “ I’m gonna be 100% honest with you.” 😂😂😂

[@josef2012]

Liiiiiit

[@JG-jy7pe]

lmao

[@annagracecook]

“Aliens, if you’re listening, and we know that you are…” 😂😂😭😭😭

[@ab-jf2re]

“Dwayne Wade, if you’re listening, and we know that you are…”

[@annagracecook]

@@ab-jf2re my favorite consistent line 😭 gets me every time

[@ab-jf2re]

@@annagracecook I miss when they would say it about priests lmao. Has this show consumed your life as it has mine?!

[@annagracecook]

@@ab-jf2re absolutely 😂 I’ve watched them all (some a couple of times) now I just impatiently wait for Thursdays 🥲

[@CrystalRubio246]

You know If you’d go to Sal’s house he’ll have anything you need. Him having vitamin C drink for Chrissy Sniffles was top level host.

[@illwill1991]

Can you please tell me who this "sal" your talking about is? Their names are Chris DeStefano and prince herb. Is sal one of the producers or something?

[@nhccuz7230]

@@illwill1991 think he’s the dude laughing in the baccground

[@soniaalvarado9565]

Sal just stands for “suspect at large”

[@tylerzulewski2424]

Man that cutaway with Chris’ hand around Sal just plugging his dates with Sal just smiling there like a supportive life partner still kills me. Babes for life!

[@annagracecook]

it’s the crooked hat for me

[@illwill1991]

Enough with the "sal"! It's so disrespectful! Call the guy by his proper name! Prince herb!

[@JG-jy7pe]

every time!

[@matguerra333]

I'll second that, #babesforlife

[@CrityCrit]

Yeah it’s so funny sal seems so sweet I could never imagine him doing anything mean ever.

[@alixcaffray429]

i feel like im going crazy every time the superbowl is mentioned in the podcast every week

[@NoPreshNetwork]

😇😇😇

[@cayla2723]

I was just thinking the same thing. It's deja Vu but over and over again

[@aotphixion]

Shout out Tom and pat

[@theknownunknown9883]

@@aotphixion shout out super bowl shout out soup shout out bowls

[@theknownunknown9883]

shout out SPOONS

[@gabAgool26]

confirmed sal is a cottage core stan

[@PaigePlates]

Time stamp this for me plz when does he say that 😂 I need to see it I love it

[@illwill1991]

I'm sorry but your mistaken. There's no "sal" there. I think the man your referring to is named prince herb.

[@macallspringer7953]

I felt the "this has been hey babe" coming and was smiling just as big as Chris

[@RCW9805]

My boyfriend and I literally can’t have a conversation without us abbreviating the shit outta every other word I swear…. So thanks Sal 😂Love ya babes

[@illwill1991]

I think you ment to thank prince herb. He's royalty for god's sake! You will respect him and call him by his god given title!

[@gabrielahernandez5038]

Shout out Tom Brady

[@clementine2234]

Are you still with the boyfriend

[@awfultaco42069]

when they were talking about chris proposing and sal said it would be weird for him to get down on two knees all i could think about was shane dawson

[@MizzWezt]

Lmao oh wow that was so awkward

[@kyleerosee3]

Iconic lmao

[@illwill1991]

You said "sal" but I think you mean prince herb.

[@hannahortiz3035]

Me too! 😂😂😂

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

Obama looked him straight in the eyes and said, “BEST ENDING EVER”!!!!!!

[@nlscroggins]

i’m not hesitating to say HEY BABE

[@davidcardonell7657]

See how fast Chris can fill the cube with used tissues. What a fun game that would be.

[@ortizp619]

Thursday is for the babes. I whole heartedly love everything about this pod. Keep it up babes. #HEYBABE

[@brettwodon5896]

the order they release these is fascinating. Chris has been back from LA for weeks

[@DuckConfit]

I know! It gets confusing at times lmao

[@OctobersOblivion]

He went back, but the order still is nuts

[@menzidimba2804]

It’s chaos

[@alexandriamckay4490]

come on dont be shy, make a 5 hour podcast

[@Rona44]

Sal‘s only concern being how he’s going to dispose of it is peak Sal 🤣

[@robsmentalplayground]

Chrissy-Bubble-Butt-Farts GOT ME with that last line. Holy shit... 😂

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

“What made you invest two thousand five hundred American dollars on a bike” ? “I know it’s sweeping the nashe”! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonnyshackleton1911]

"He's the Kane Takana of the NFL" 😂

[@kylebarton2485]

Pretend Delilah is stuck under the new peloton. As Jasmine comes over freaking out, your already down on one knee, pop the question. Record it and put it on the patreon.

[@ab-jf2re]

😂😂 Kyle!

[@mirah7433]

oh my god lmfaooooo PLS we need this 😭

[@JWP6948]

Pimpy! Babe! We need a mashup of all the "and this has been heybabe!" 😂😂 I miss when Chris would do these! I always listen at work so when he goes into a story I had to check time cause I knew it was coming

[@autumnblack483]

Sal just keeps getting hotter and hotter. He’s nearly reached “daddy” status.

[@beastlydude247]

Hearing Chrissy try to pronounce Natchitoches was quite possibly the funniest part of the entire podcast

[@sherrysmithperry8438]

Ty

[@cactusblossom770]

Natchitoches across the river yeah, but let’s have him pronounce all the Texas names 💀 Nacogdoches Pflugerville Anahuac Waxahachie Gruene, then streets too Kuykendahl, Bissonnet lol

[@nickpanacci3055]

Morning babes

[@billy9497able]

Good morning babe

[@marilynl.brooks8941]

Good morning..

[@AngelGarcia-lx9jz]

Ello baby

[@LuisRodriguez-hn8pd]

Morning babe!

[@4nnunaki]

Hey babe

[@michaelgrenier8589]

The broken CDs killed me😂

[@jacobelliott60]

I saw the time stamp when Chrissy started his Obama story and knew it was coming 😂😂😂

[@abbeyrose9957]

I literally just finished listening to this episode on I-tunes, and now I’m watching it on KZbin, I can’t get enough of these babes! Shout-out hey baby’s, shout-out i-tunes, shout-out KZbin

[@gabriellagarcia3247]

Shout out podcasts, shout out talking, shout out words

[@Felipe-ou4jz]

Shoutout... Shoutouts!

[@reynalazos372]

Shoutout abbey, hey babe

[@Julia-ch5ip]

I hope this podcast lasts forever 🤣 I would die for these two LOL

[@tylermarino9684]

When sals just sitting there while he says his dates makes my Thursday hahahahaha

[@ErikaT11182]

Your podcast is the ONLY thing I watch religiously every week! Nothing on earth makes me laugh this hard! I can’t wait for more merch!

[@alecbeck7689]

Seriously love how you guys just call each other babe and it’s so sincere, so much bro love and also it’s funny as hell

[@laurafromga5875]

Sal's laugh is absolutely infectious! Also his hair is looking luscious here.

[@Verifiedsinger]

I love watching you guys try and hold back laughter while mentioning Tom Brady and the Buccs for the thousandth time. LOL

[@trevor_r]

Next pod idea, they both take 42,000% of daily recommended dose of Vitamin B before recording

[@zackjohnson81592]

Vitamin d*

[@geoffchat]

Those nervous laughs after Sal’s peloton baby joke. 😬 ⏰ 💀

[@LMSasso80]

Minute 45 to end….The hardest I have laughed in my LIFE! “I love cottages!” “Fluffy mash & veg..” “ohhh I love a Christmas Village!” “I wanna die and come back to life as a piece of a nativity set” 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Chrissy Christmas & Sally Snowglobe. 🎄🎄🎄

[@simmsFitness]

Chrissy covids needs to get better soon but THANKS FOR THE CONTENT BABESSSS YAASSSS

[@k1ttyc4t0r30]

I turn 16 today so thanks for the awesome birthday present babes!!

[@DarkDecimus]

My fav part of your pod is Chris & Sal's laugh at the end of episodes when Chris drops the cliff "This has been, hey babe."

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Shout out tom Brady gets me every time!

[@johnstevens8890]

"Aliens if youre listening....and I know you are " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@misshaileemae]

My dad always told me "red skies at night, sailors delight. Red skies in morning, sailors take warning."

[@cierraseghetti1195]

47:50 Sal's reaction to my home state was so sweet 🥰

[@connorupward4838]

“I’ve got a plexiglass cube it’s probably about 5 cubic feet.” Fits perfectly in his lap

[@heatherdolin5434]

I love Sals smile

[@mattnara4917]

Best cliff hanger thus far Chrissy D! Make no mistake I almost fell off my chair cause I was so close to the edge waiting to hear what Obama said to your friend 😂

[@HeadlessHorton]

Homeless Pimp's editing is so perfect

[@Mixedserpintine]

Oh my fuck 🤣🤣 I swear I never laugh harder all week until Chris does the cliff hanger to Sal🤣🤣🤣 gets Sal every time 🤣🤣

[@andrewquinn6094]

If Chrissy proposes, it will 1000% be sponsored by magic spoon.

[@tylerblanchard8290]

Now that Chrissy Clothing is back in NY can we pleeeaaasseee get some merch? I need to show the world Im not afraid to say Hey Babe!

[@ab-jf2re]

All I want in life is hey babe merch

[@JennywithaG76]

I cannot even express how much happiness and laughter these videos have brought to my life.

[@juanjo_sound]

One of the best pods around

[@jellyTurfsJelly]

The Cube is why athletes need to stick to sports. That was some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Funniest part was how clearly difficult it was for Chris and Sal to not make fun of it any worse

[@firstnamelastname180]

What an absolute piece of garbage

[@illwill1991]

His name is prince herb!

[@mkII.]

I would be angry if i got that as a gift.

[@staceyyh91]

Switzerland is beyond beautiful Sal, is literally like you’re living in a photo. It’s amazing.

[@wutflex]

When I saw the time left and that stupid smirk on Chris's face I was able to hit the "this has been hey babe" in sync with him then proceeded to die laughing.

[@raybellows9851]

Sal's the Kane Tanaka of No Presh.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

FACTS

[@beanybaby69]

Please make these podcasts longer, we'd all appreciate it

[@2542lauren]

“our patreon is starting soon” respectfully babes, I think y’all are fulla shit at this point. we just wanna support 🥺

[@bemo98]

It feels like the Super Bowl bit at this point where they just mention it for the gag!! But people really want the patreon lmao

[@ayydubs987]

i think they film these a couple weeks out, so when they say "in a few weeks" they mean.........should be anytime soon 😭😭🤞🏼 lol

[@twodogsandaperson]

It takes time to do the thing properly. Just saying

[@jamesjordan1849]

The fact that sal said if I could get the letter of this i could put a football helmet in it is so insane. These beautiful souls just did quite possibly the worst pitch for a show in history and im all for it babes 😂😂😂😂❤

[@michiganrealty]

I’m thankful for this show. Whatever is going on in the world, these guys brighten it up. Cheers babes!

[@josef2012]

Shoutout MI!

[@michiganrealty]

@@josef2012 👋✌️

[@musicmaniarat]

“I love a cottage.. like a Keebler elf lives with me..”😂

[@thereallinnz9407]

Guys that ENDINGGGGG🤣🤣😭😭😭 I was SO invested!! 😭😭🤣🤣❤️

[@moisesgaray3995]

Never disappointed by the intro "Hey Babe" remixes these Thicc Babes can remix anything

[@pablov4892]

This is my favorite poddy woddy on the KZbins hands down shoutout hands

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

I GOT A Peloton BABES! GOOD BYE LUNCH LADY ASSS YAAASSS

[@briccs3830]

Keep your kids away from it!

[@theowace]

Best pod going no doubt. If God is watching, and we know they am, give these men a platform in the firmament x

[@laurietrepanier4655]

Love the pillow behind Chrissy's head during the 1st 2 commercials with the purple corner smashed in.. not to freak out Sal!!!

[@StepLucch]

The amount of cuts between sal and chrissys camera is next level. Once you see it you can't unsee

[@mireyafretenborough3746]

Yesss! Been waiting for this all week, babes

[@tylertruski6549]

I’m more excited to see what happens next on hey babe, Than I was with desperate housewives.

[@bryanhoover289]

IM CURSING AT YOU THROUGH LAUGHTER FOR THAT ENDING CHRISSY CLIFFHANGERS😂

[@bryanhoover289]

Threw my hands in anger and accidentally hit myself in the nuts my stomach is killing me - me and my balls hate you Chrissy 😂😂😂

[@sarahlynnnormakolas]

The saying Red sky at night, sailors' delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning, means a storm is coming, huge storm on the sea for sailors, so take warning if there is red sky morning but seed sky at night means clear 👍🏼👌🏼 Sal you are the best!! I’m so glad you are doing these pod casts now!!

[@jamhorne]

Hearing Chris say what I'm guessing is Natchitoches has been DYING! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FeelinCute13]

I watch a couple of comedy podcasts and this one was just suggested. By far the funniest podcast I’ve watched, I am binging babes

[@esrabobsait4469]

32:34 completely died lol Sals face expression was priceless

[@HIGHTS]

LOVE the endings lmao. Chris gets you on the edge of your seat and then ends hahaha

[@kurtisbarker501]

When sal said oh god sucking pets 😟 I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@priscillas.g7287]

Liked the video before starting it. Can’t wait to see ya both live ! Much love babes

[@basedbashtyn3126]

Frankenmuth Michigan is the german Christmas town, all year round. There’s your cottage Christmas destination

[@jillian5829]

Sal’s tucked in pillow corners on full display as always babes! 😂

[@blairsmith6006]

That “hey babe” built up so much at the end I screamed when it happened. My face hurts babe. Word.

[@danksidoodles]

Is there a more likable dude than Sal?

[@illwill1991]

Well I don't know who the fuck this "sal" is but I've always thought that prince herb is very likable.

[@barcawuirro14]

I thought I was going crazy with all the Tom Brady shout outs 🤣 but there’s a legit shout out to him like every episode, we know he’s listening 🤣

[@s0fiaisst00pid4]

the way they’re stilling shouting out tom brady for the superbowl is killing me rn

[@richieg.3192]

Sal "You Can Make It Happen, You Control Your Own Destiny" Vulcano

[@fernandofloresgarcia9965]

I love Sal mathematics sharpness!!! Smart Babe!!!

[@sogoodgolf]

I was sitting there dying laughing knowing that Chris was gonna hit us with the “this has been hey babe” with the Obama bit

[@MizzWezt]

You SOBs I knew that was gonna happen at the end hahahahah 😂😂😂

[@MrDbest123]

The recap of the Super Bowl gets me every time, so funny

[@dwhitt15]

Sal is too funny, him having podcasts is the best thing

[@Allergic2shellfish]

Watching the pod again, I’m mourning

[@michaelhenderson6786]

Sal needs to visit Whitefish, Montana during Christmas time. Whole town goes all out, it’s so pretty! Edit: pretty fuckin cold tho

[@daniellebolender6820]

sal's lookin good in the mustard hat im a fan

[@danegerous87]

props to sal keeping it together around the cube and its sharp corners

[@JamieSilva1]

33:22 lmaooooo “Sarah, I don’t see you!” 💀 Sal and I have the same morbid humor lmao

[@ab-jf2re]

I loved the inflection in his voice 😂

[@Panicfan1982]

I died when Chrissy looked straight into the camera after he said that with a look of both shock and fear!

[@lilbrit1811]

I said Leavenworth in my head! I live a couple hours away. Magicalllllll

[@D6LL6S]

The ending tho lmaoooo this has been HEY BABE!!

[@kaitlingorman4197]

As the pod goes on Chris gets sicker 😂 44:02 the sniffles 😂