Proper Opossum Bedtime Story

Bedtime story for an opossum

[@lauralindsay4321]

now this is the true purpose of youtube am I right????

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Well it certainly is the best use of resources...

[@jennylynntozier2271]

You're spot on

[@hannahdemers9580]

Not exactly the video I was looking for...but the one I really needed

[@HomemakerOnAnAcre]

LOL!!!! I can't s top laughing! These comments!!

[@user-qr4gt6xc7p]

Same

[@od3910]

That's all her videos

[@geminiisun6042]

Life is beautiful nobody can take this away from me

[@TheFinnyburr]

You are the most fabulous woman ever

[@lovealways2609]

she could not be one wit cuter than she b right che're demonstrative• perky• irreverent• €●intriguing af• when she ROARED like a bear 🐻 i 💦 got scurred 😱 😬 😕 🥺

[@Brind-amour]

I second that, plus she keeps looking young and beautiful.

[@angiel516]

This lady’s channel is going to be the hip new religion in the next 20 yrs

[@TMick13]

angiel516 with any luck.

[@LucianCorrvinus]

* Knock knock knock* Hello Friend....have you heard the Squill News? The Supreme Squill Perfect Pearl spreads a message of Love Compassion and Nuts, many, many nuts...may we come in?

[@hekaterinedragon8776]

I'd join.

[@inscrimbly]

It better be

[@stoicgerbil3977]

@@inscrimbly Hell's yeah Squirrell!

[@s3dchr]

I wonder if she has grand children. If she does, their childhood must ROCK, having 1st grade, highest quality, amazing bedtime stories :3

[@homelesshannah50]

+s3dchr you're kidding right? kids, grandkids bwahahahaha!

[@faithbay3228]

I needed to get ready without interruption and I don't have a TV but was having a moment of weakness... so I propped up my 3 month old (dressed in her bunny outfit) and put up my phone for her to watch something . .. And this is the first one I could think of !! Sadly it worked she just sat there in amazement... me laughing getting dressed listening to the story

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Wait wait wait those aren't her kids?

[@channaleif]

Bedtime stories are cool, but can you imagine getting the chance to bring an opossum to school for show and tell?!

[@themaggattack]

Even when she's hissing at them and warding them off with the sign of the cross?

[@iriliean]

opossum is love, opossum is life

[@brendadonahuebao4281]

Cheap lazy vegan iliean

[@stoicgerbil3977]

Hell's yeah Squirrell!

[@belliott1798]

In the beginning was MEpearlA, and the possums were with MEpearlA. And darkness was upon the face of the possum, and the possum was without form. Then MEpearlA said "let there be possum videos" and there were possum videos. So ended the first day.

[@MEpearl]

Love it! Can't wait to find out what happens next.

[@belliott1798]

On the second day, MEpearlA said, "let the animals have water and land". And they did. So ended the second day. On the third day, MEpearlA said, "let the possums have grapes and all other possum foods." So ended the third day. On the fourth, MEpearlA said, "let there be light enough that the possums are comfortable and can find the grapes". So ended the fourth day. On the fifth, MEpearlA said, "let there be beautiful birds and graceful fish to befriend the possum, and let them all live in harmony." So ended the fifth day. On the sixth, MEpearlA said, "let there be leaping rabbits and other fauna to befriend the possums, and let them all live in harmony." So ended the sixth day. On the seventh day, MEpearlA took a well-deserved nap. Meanwhile, in the forests, the possums drank their water and ate their fruit. And they were happy. But they remembered one rule made by MEpearlA: do not eat the white flowers that grow along the edge of the forest! The possums were good, but always curious. One, named Tulip, was too curious. She went out to the white flowers and stared hungrily every day, but she remembered what MEpearlA had said... ...until lizard came along! Lizard prowled up and sat on the flowers, munching on a leaf. "Mm, these are far better than the grapes!" Little Tulip's mouth watered, but she shook her head. "I know better than to eat such flowers! You cannot make me." Lizard looked at her with mock surprise. "Why, Tulip! I would never make you. I must just say that these flowers are so, so, very delicious!" Little Tulip's mouth watered, and she tentatively took a small bite. It was better than grapes... ...but Little Tulip felt so guilty! Little Tulip ran from the flowers and did not tell the others what she had done. But over the next week, she grew ill. The other possums, even the best possum doctors, were baffled! No one had ever seen a sickness like this. The possums brought Little Tulip to MEpearlA for help. MEpearlA knew immediately what had happened. "Tulip," she said, "I have a cure, but you must admit to what you did." Bowing her head in shame, Tulip confessed: "I ate the white flowers that you forbade us to eat." MEpearlA smiled down at her. The other possums gasped. "Very good, Tulip. It is okay. I will take care of that mean lizard," MEpearlA said. And Tulip was given a diamond vial of cure, and became well soon, and jumped for joy!

[@MEpearl]

That is enchanting, B Elliott. You are so talented. If we can resolve how ME Pearl takes care of the mean lizard, keeping in mind that ME Pearl is a herpetophile, perhaps Georgette could read it to the possums and the public on a video. Of course you would be credited.

[@belliott1798]

Here is a resolution!: Then MEpearlA said, "But one last thing remains! Lizard, come forward." The lizard came forward, head bowed. "I am ashamed!" he said, "I was just jealous of her beautiful fur." MEpearlA responded, "There is no need to be jealous! Your scales, too, are so beautiful and polished!" The lizard beamed with joy. MEpearlA knew just what to do. "I will found an academy," MEpearlA said, "one for lizards and other reptiles, so they can learn to slither and slide!" The reptiles all cheered; they felt happy about all their scales now! And the animals celebrated with a proper opossum-and lizard-and, well, every other animal!-party! The End!

[@belliott1798]

You have my permission to use this! I would be honored.

[@unlicensedmorgue990]

oh, how I wish this were me, laying in a comfy bed in a robe surrounded by possums.

[@allyd5395]

How have I gone this long without this in my life!?!?!

[@Barbarian857]

Exxxxactly!

[@ella122112]

I'm going to play this before I go to sleep tonight. Bless you Jackie O

[@pamelakinzey2020]

This is so relaxing! Georgette reminds me of Nanette Fabray mixed with Betty White, and just a touch of Julia Childs.

[@katieparkhurst2188]

Are we the only people who know who they are? Lol

[@LucianCorrvinus]

And gin, don't forget the gin....

[@anselmgolden8286]

Definitely! And a smidgeon of Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek. 😊😊😊😊

[@anselmgolden8286]

@@katieparkhurst2188 Nope! 😊

[@mollyisapunkrocker3246]

Let's all wave our tails like opossums and start a riot

[@stoicgerbil3977]

Wave our tails in the air like we don't care!

[@Stephania_77]

Lol, I'm almost 41 and this video was absolutely mesmerizing! I'm working on my extreme dislike of opossums and what better way than to be told a story by an actual Disney princess! Who knew they really exist!? You are awesome and lovely. Thank you!

[@daisymillerable]

The 38 people who down voted this video are dead inside

[@eptile]

I'm so in love.. you are who I inspire to be when I'm older. I love y fur babies. I have rescued many animals, including my striped pet skunk, pork. but my favorite animal of all is the opossum. they are the sweetest animals.

[@eptile]

***** just remember to give them the glucosamine. And certain vitamins or they can get certain problems. And a wide range diet. Bugs to fruit.. even a thawed frozen mouse time to time. They are sweethearts though I have a pet striped skunk in my house. He is my little potato.

[@BdRmRkStr]

eptile give a opossum glucosamine? How do I know how much? And what vitamins?

[@mmcbride480]

HI !!! First of all I know you must hear this all the time but you are the best story teller EVER! I a m 50 and I felt like I was 7 just now listening to your beautiful story .😃Now I'm am gonna watch all your stuff this was my first time to see you your so beautiful and animated I could actually see the animals !! Thank you and guess what I played possum right along with you stuck my tongue 😝 out put my feet and hands in the air !!! lol I think your story telling a gift from God . God bless and keep you .Again thanks , Stewart

[@brandonturley13]

this is my favorite thing i've ever found on the internet

[@kristalrej]

i feel like a child again this was beautiful :*)

[@brendanrouth3807]

Where does this woman get all those fucking opossums? Does she conjure them up since she's clearly a godlike entity?

[@belliott1798]

She is not of this world.

[@christinash2235]

They're so clean and fluffy and sweet.

[@CrandMackerel]

You, my dear, are a PLILF (Possum Lover I'd Like To Friend). You're crazy, but it's a good kind of crazy.

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Oh, come on, you know you wouldn't toss her outa bed...or the possums...

[@liontiigerbear]

MEpearlA I just want you to know, you're a awesome lady, not just for being real but for helping me get over this fear of these guys. Thank you for being you.

[@straightshooter2454]

funny video...her opossums are pretty gentle, we have two and my daughter has one and they are all about like this woman's opossums....gentle...while they will sleep with you just fine at night, its best to not over water them because you will be washing blankets the next morning...we litter trained our two opossums and they are usually good for a few hours before they need to pee...totally amazing animals...an adult wild caught female (18 months old or so) has tamed to be sweet after a month of gentle care and attention...they are not what most people think...

[@itsmejerkface]

But you're avoiding the elephant in the room.

[@anselmgolden8286]

Wonderful! 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@robertsr.249]

I evict one from my garbage can weekly , very gently of course , he’s very docile , it’s always nice to see his smile

[@ashtonhartley2662]

😂

[@Juliewritessongs]

This lady is my hero.

[@emmarizo9513]

this is a great story. by far the best possum bedtime story I've found so far. i've been looking for a video like this for so long, all the others simply didn't do! now I can FINALLY get all 7 of my opossums to bed easily. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[@amelian9677]

Sweet baby Jesus, you are spectacular! Be my new mom, please?

[@JULi3T16]

You, lady, are awesome! ♥ Just like every opossum. :3

[@Kcali111]

💝

[@kolbyross3606]

I saw one of your videos, immediately subscribed, and will never regret it. You are amazing. ;D

[@theexcalibur9561]

Why can't I be this woman?

[@bookstoreriot3121]

Miss, you're tumblr famous.

[@sdav9262]

You're a great story teller! When you're making the shampoo I was right there with you. I could see the whole thing. Love you xo

[@Trashylvania]

She is such a treasure

[@rogerscott4497]

Laughed like a child watching this. Everyone needs a little possum in their life!

[@MichaelLeeOne]

They are very lucky possums to have such a caring mom.

[@Harry-cy5vz]

This was actually amazing thank you

[@Timetravel1111]

I’m gonna play this for my husband tonight Before we fall asleep

[@girlfromipanema3231]

I wonder what she does for a living.

[@jjlufbjoss3313]

What am I doing with my life

[@HomemakerOnAnAcre]

LOL!!!!

[@darkassault2706]

agreed

[@angela491980]

The right things

[@sammiann573]

jjlufb Joss im 4 yrs late but you are doing good things

[@ChasehaWing]

Getting a bedtime story. Because sometimes, you need one.

[@danieldaringer4503]

I think that was the most inspiring video on youtube I've ever seen, although I didn't even understand why it was made...

[@theganjaiguana]

+Daniel Maximilian Daringer im not sure why it was made but it definitely has a purpose for me! when someone insults my opossums tail i just show them this video. just a cute come back.

[@rachelbeers3347]

Because life is that much better now

[@VanderV]

I'm a new subscriber and I must say this is absolutely amazing! I've never seen or heard anything so wonderful.

[@WmsYTpage]

The dreamcatcher on the wall must work, because she’s clearly living hers. Best shit on youtube right here. 👍👍

[@Kcali111]

Lol

[@HateIs4LamePpl]

I bet u r an awesome grandma :D the more I watch your videos I realize maybe we all have lost our joy and should adopt opossums and be more like u :D U r awesome!

[@julietdeane3128]

I have so many finals to study for what am i doing here. I don't even have an opossum

[@erikstricker8316]

I thought my life was meaningless, until I found this.

[@Cvcvcvcvcv317]

This woman is absolutely fabulous.

[@ohbabyohbaby13o489]

Subscribed. I would subscribe three times if I could.

[@nibortheyak]

Hello My Dear. They sure look happy and warm and clean. I think they are happy with you. You take care of them. They want for nothing. They would not be happy wild. They know how good they have it with you. If you let them outside, do they run away or do they run to you? Very nice video. They are cute :) Love the bedtime story. I could not stop watching :) Bad rabbit !!!!

[@SnooperSquirrelFilms]

Love it ...great story telling ...I will tell the story to my rabbit ....keep up the good work ....

[@lisathuban8969]

I love you, woman. Keep at it!

[@hayleyhughes5374]

best video on youtube

[@CarrieGerenScogginsOfficial]

Classy Opossums, these opossums are not from the proverbial 'wrong side of the tracks,' but rather 'up scale' homes! Ha! What can they say, hey... They've got class.

[@PerfecktLady]

This Story is, what I needed this evening. I felt just like a child again. Thank you! 3

[@esteesolis4278]

You're so sweet, kind, smart and funny! Thank you for making me smile!!

[@plissabarrett1899]

Watching ads! Saving possums! I love you dear beautiful lady! You are loved and cherished and make this world a better place! You inspire me to be a better person! Send well wishes from Tennessee ❣️

[@EvanNDoan-ry8vf]

this lady is beautiful and loving.. great cute possums..lucky possums

[@coginthewheel779]

she could read me a bed time story

[@arciela1358]

E dog right? Damn. A fine Opossum goddess.

[@xPIRATExCHICKx]

This is adorable

[@gumshoecomix]

that was a really nice story.

[@boethius9173]

This is the sanest I have ever seen this lady in a video.

[@HelenaIsToxic]

oohh heaven is a place on earth :V

[@juliearmymom7807]

My 4 dogs enjoyed this story so! Hope jumped when she heard the crow ! Can't wait to play this for my grandkids after I show them a pic of my pet possum may she rip.

[@mannersmakythman]

she scream at own hand :V

[@chutielerki]

..sigh. I know this channel is not for everyone, but there are so many dumb negative comments. Why can't ppl understand humour, even if it is not their style? I blame TV shows that have laugh tracks to tell us when something is funny, and violin music when something is sad. Everything must be painfully obvious or we don't get it.

[@wiwaliwa]

This is the best thing i saw in youtube this year......

[@kelbridge]

too much for me to handle. just.

[@HomemakerOnAnAcre]

LOL!!!

[@flowergirl3438]

Amazing story teller.

[@joanofarc33]

I don't know if she knows it but she is BRILLIANT!!!! She should have a bunch of small pedigree dogs like a Maltese or a Yorkie. Never in a million years would I have guessed a possum never mind three. I love her!

[@javamuppets3200]

how fantastic: )

[@dahabmassage]

:25 "And back in the old days, the animals would meet in counsel regularly!" Possum bares teeth at other possum.

[@bartolemeo]

You think she's insane, but what's on TV is considered Ok.....our world is skewed.

[@DaggerDance]

YOU ARE MY IDOL AND HERO OKAY GEORGETTE!!!!!!!

[@isaacjamesx]

5:18 Poor thing bopped it’s noggin against the wall lol

[@littlehouseguy7782]

This totally trips me out! I absolutely love it!!

[@sarahs5340]

This lady is fabulous and all the critters know it!

[@jesseortega8598]

I just love the Little Creatures. They are no longer Illegal to have here in California! If I find another Baby. He's staying with me. My other Baby was named Bandit.

[@Kcali111]

Your imagination is off the charts. I love it. 💝

[@hannahprice3941]

I'm making this a children's book.

[@ldydevin]

Oh my , I have sat here and watched you tell this story 3 times now ! You tell it so well and I love watching what the possums are doing while you tell it . The one knows where those treats are and keeps sneaking over there to eat one :) What is the next bedtime story going to be ? Soooo cute :)

[@TCherice]

Okay, clearly, this gal is not functioning on the same wavelength as me. And, although I have no idea what she's talking about and am not familiar with psychic readings or chakras or what have you, I absolutely LOVE her videos. Love them. Her voice is peaceful to me and her attitude is so cheerful. I could literally listen to her as I doze off to sleep and have the most peaceful sleep ever. I don't know what it is. I just love her voice and her happy, silly attitude. Love it! She's got a little ASMR-type thing going on. Keep up the good work! :)

[@HomemakerOnAnAcre]

not the same universe I don't think! But definitely finding myself strangely entertained.

[@punchdrunkatheist]

This particular video is a native American "just so" story of how opossum lost his furry tail. There's tons like that. My favorite is how chipmunk got his stripes.

[@dillonrcarp]

Welp, that's enough internet for today.

[@LucasTetrault]

I have no idea what I just witnessed...but I fear that I'll be having nightmares tonight!

[@jocastillo3533]

Dillon Carpenter I'm glad I'm not the only one laying here like wtf 😦🤤🤤

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Whimp...

[@izzysmomtattoos8274]

Holy crap. They are so cute.

[@candacelaroe8158]

wait you can own a possum

[@victrola2007]

I have just seen my future and yes, I will be this woman.

[@Zeta.Orionis.42]

Opossums are beautiful and one of the cutest animals I know of I don’t care what others say! They are amazing!!!

[@bryaneddy5272]

Pearl, whoever and wherever you are, I want you to know that what you're doing means a lot to me. To see you in a state of peace, with your peaceful friends, is something I found very enjoyable. I've been learning a lot about opossums lately, and found you that way, and just wanted to say that you seem like someone who's set themselves free to be the human they're meant to be. Run on and live this life!

[@juliagorden7120]

#savetheopossums2k14

[@MK-dn8oq]

This lady is everything!

[@soarfromflying5848]

This is the only channel I have all notifications on for. I love this woman more than most things that exist

[@RedOnly]

My kids preffer this to Lambchop n Sherri :)

[@violet2048]

I have 4 oposums and a raccoon who visit the back yard and they all get along even with the cats. I never handle the raccoon, but the opossum let me pet them and feed them. They don't seem to mind that I'm so big. One opossum is blind in one eye but she gets along just fine and I'm sure has a home somewhere close. And you can tell the difference. Their coats are different colors and the markings down their nose are different.

[@jayparrish1]

opossum my possum

[@KimFordsmtack]

If you have a license and they are non releasable (as in, they can't survive out in the wild for some reason or other) then you can keep them for educational purposes, which is what she has been doing with her you tube videos. Keep up the good work and the story telling. Love it.

[@AstoriaHeard]

Favorite part: when she “gets into the gloves”... ☺️💓🏆💐😘

[@shearye1468]

Goodness I love this story

[@deborahferguson1163]

I can’t stop laughing !!!! Too good . Woman in bed with 3 opossum......telling opossum stories. Wonderful!

[@ysucae]

how do I only know about this now

[@Superminyme]

You must have been an elementary/pre-school teacher, or maybe you have lots of grand children or something, because you are a FANTASTIC story teller!

[@greenscarab2]

kid would love this video.