Merry Christmas you Filthy Animals

[@handyjayes1]

If I was desperate for help, I can honestly say the police would be my last resort. I don't wish to pay for this stupidity anymore.

[@chrisbevis7725]

Particularly this cop who thinks what a person s wearing dictates mental health when his fellow cops in a snug uniform and jacket are probably mentally ill from the statistics.

[@shookoneldn300]

How can I get my money back or opt out of this police nonsense!? when I was burgled these bastards never turn up., same with criminal damage on my car.. I just stop reporting crimes.. it’s a waste of my time.

[@petewright7318]

So you would be against these manbabies wasting police time with their attention seeking???????. No, probably not. You get the service you deserve.

[@handyjayes1]

@Ronnie and I Not sure what you mean, but if you feel like your life is in danger, either go direct to your MP and/or citizens advice

[@handyjayes1]

@Ronnie and I Which country are you living in?

[@742ebutuoy]

"Do you come here often?" I thought she was going to ask you on a date. 'Normal' is a cycle on a washing machine.

[@nasapayrollsystem8701]

""I HAVE A GIRLFREIND..!! " .. it's not normal, taking photographs....." What's your job ? .. ...." Photographer ..."

[@patthewoodboy]

I wonder if she ever said to a person in a wheelchair "you are not normal"

[@handyjayes1]

Pathetic questions as there's no IQ

[@angeranios]

Jajaja

[@petewright7318]

I very much doubt this odd ball has ever been asked on a date. I'm sure standing on the pavement filming someone's house is a great turn on to them.

[@peterhall6553]

Whenever they turn their cars around to 'come and have a chat' you really ought to cross the road, so they're on the wrong side. It'll really annoys them. Saw Focus do it several times - so funny!

[@mrsillywalk]

Very funny. He should do a silly walk as well and if it is commented on, ask why they are bringing up his disability.

[@ianhill4585]

FP got semi detained by a constable in a van on the opposite side of a dual carriageway. As been stated,just walk to and fro across the road, making the cops do U turns. They'll give you a hard time of course, but some things are worth it.😁

[@iglou7]

Is there a link to Focus on a wrong side? would be great. Thanks

[@nicholasgarnett6503]

It's so easy to hate them isn't it They bring on all the hate on themselves

[@grahambarnes8197]

Well done for another great audit please keep doing it.

[@zikotesh6121]

Happy New Year Plod, love ya audits, looking forward to future audits.

[@gurglejug627]

Years ago I recall the new police and emergency services centre being built outside the M25 near Godstone, and what must have been a rather organised gang broke into and stole a massive amount of tools and goods from the vehicles of almost every tradesman there. I was rather upset about it, only later seeing the irony and probably why they did it just there, and in broad daylight. It does prove a point - the UK police spend all their time in large gangs around individuals who are easy targets and not even breaking the law instead of making headway against real criminals -as the numerous films now prove.

[@tc5042]

Well said 👏

[@georgepatterson3428]

M25, not M24.

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

The latest figures, Aug '23, report only 6% of crimes reported are actually 'detected'. . .not necessarily solved, just 'detected'

[@gurglejug627]

@@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_ I've noticed they don't like taking reports... that really helps their stats. UK Police = fast becoming the dregs of world policing.

[@adcolt54]

It's never just a chat, it's always an interrogation.

[@petewright7318]

Only to paranoid hamwits who call anything on two legs a tyrant

[@gregkasza1925]

Which is why I never chat.

[@nocommentz8178]

*It's always pigsucking.

[@G58]

Ask THEM questions such as: Are you lonely? Would you like me to find you a friend to play with? I’m sure we can find some other girls and boys with limited IQs, narrow minds and developmental issues, dressed up in costumes just like yours. This is how it works. If you press that button and tell them you’ve filled your nappy over a member of the public carrying out a lawful activity in a public place, probably two or more who’ve OBVIOUSLY also got nothing better to do, will come running out of your publicly funded police station, that you falsely believe to be a ‘PRIVATE’, ‘SECURE’ but apparently ‘SENSITIVE’ BUILDING. I’m sure they will be happy to play with you and engage in your ridiculous immature games of assumptions, misuse of the law and abuse of authority. Peace

[@barneybiggles]

It’s a bit weird to walk up to a complete stranger ‘for a chat’ maybe he’s lonely and has no friends?

[@eliz9369]

Brilliant compilation. A great year of work from TPONTP, many thanks for everything.

[@patrykfiro922]

Great Job mate. Keep teaching the muppets. All the Best mate

[@petewright7318]

By Muppets you mean all the dullard fans on here. Bizarre bunch.

[@pipandcol]

Gotta say TPONTP your audits are so entertaining..........carry on taking no prisoners dude!👌

[@thinkingallowed7042]

He is the King of the verbal Comeback.

[@HoratioChinn]

Inspector Andy Fiddler, but everyone calls him 'Kiddie'

[@dannyross-wo4rm]

HAHAHA LOVE THAT 😅😅🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@strickostricko]

Using the Mental Health route is absolutely appalling, what a disgrace. 😡

[@kevinturner5857]

He's probably got serious issues himself & unloads it on others whist trying to "pretend he's a normal balanced chap" . A sinister , slippery , sneaky dangerous chap to b anywhere nr ...

[@charlesstewart9819]

Some of your best work Plod!!!

[@king77703]

PCSO Meathead gets me everytime, brilliant interactions with the Police 👍

[@GG-jw8pt]

Andy fiddler? He must have had a wild time at school.

[@adamfreeman2348]

lol. he looked a bit creepy also

[@DMC888]

Sounds like it’s his work nickname.

[@jimbo1847]

Andy Fiddler ? Sounds like he should be in a "Carry On" film. 🙂

[@Nickle314]

Nominative determinism

[@Nickle314]

@Martin Sanders Second row of the orchestra, or donor of genetic material are the only legit occupations

[@perrynio]

Policeman: "Sometimes people come here with less than pure motives in their heart." Indicating to police station. Exactly! Like the staff who work there! Which is why auditors who record their interaction with the public, perform an important role.

[@TaxingIsThieving]

His wording is rather nauseating and has nothing to do with the law.

[@petewright7318]

What important role ??????. Screaming for attention. ??????

[@stuartb4525]

@@petewright7318 very important to show us how bad they are.

[@petewright7318]

?????? By provoking till he gets attention????. And what have you learned. That you act suspiciously to attract suspicion, then film yourself crying about the fact that they are suspicions?????. How could any rational person fall for this??????.

[@brenda1378]

You do a fantastic job, keep em coming, have a great new year x . Lies trip of their tongues.

[@handyjayes1]

'Less than pure motives' 🤣🤣🤣 If anyone can find a pure motive in one of their heavily fortified buildings, then you can have my house.

[@ritadonnelly8820]

frigging good one a howl 😂😂😂😂

[@SimonBrown-pm6js]

I love their false friendly interactions "What you up to today mate?" "My names PC ____, whats your name buddy?" 🤣

[@1977ajax]

Good work, and keep at it. Best for 2023.

[@CavalierFitness]

plod, you are actually the #1 auditor these days, youve got better and stronger where many of the others have weakened

[@JoBo301]

Happy Christmas TPONTP, thanks for all the videos

[@castingshadows282]

Nice little walk down memory lane Plod. Keep safe, and well, here's to another year of police brutality and misdeeds. 🖖

[@amigodawn1728]

Terrible policemen. Tyrants.

[@millzzz6923]

Mr plod I’m a law Abiding member of the public, but I can’t wait to bump into you to say “it’s illegal to film in a public place” just so we can laugh together as that’s what all these officers seem to think 😂 Keep doing what your doing bro and hope you have a good new year ❤

[@iankirsop8267]

The last guy must get the award of knob of the year

[@GRACEORT]

There’s a VERY SERIOUS problem within this Country’s Police Force that urgently needs addressing. They need to understand the Law and their role within Society. They are not above the Law or culpability

[@TheCunnamulla]

Merry Christmas. I can’t thank you enough for what you do.

[@HokosLocalNews]

Hope you had a lovely Christmas plod, enjoyed watching your vids.

[@mohammedismail2951]

Love ya plod keep up the great work for the coming yr and beyond, nuff respect mate 👍🏼❤️

[@benjijack22]

Great work plod this last year you have been all over the show letting us see The Good The Bad And The Ugly! at these destinations, i think most of them have slightly educated re the law and filming. KZbin STARS! all of them, you are one on the BEST! out there and i always look forward to your new content as it is uploaded. Hope you and yours had a great Xmas and all the best for a Happy and Healthy 2023! - Keep Filming Sir it really is much appreciaterd what you show us and keeping them on their toes! - STAY SAFE -PINAC!

[@ianrosie4431]

"Just making conversation. Have you ever been arrested my friend?" They have a very strange idea of what a conversation is, do our citizens in uniform. What happened to them?

[@eddyblackmore2834]

My idea of a good conversation is asking someone what their favourite colour, biscuit, or dinosaur is, not about their criminal past. If you're wondering, purple, mint viscount, gallimimus.

[@ianrosie4431]

@@eddyblackmore2834 That's not a bad selection👍. Blue, Bourbon, Diplodocus.

[@peacefamily212]

Love you videos Plod thank you so much! You are doing a brilliant 👏 service! Stay Safe my friend and all the best for 2023. X

[@oflaherty903]

It would be great if they would worry about the publics saftey as much as they do their own

[@gregkasza1925]

That would be amazing

[@chrisbevis7725]

Spot on but we are viewed as money cows for the extortion racket and the daily shot of violence.

[@nockianlifter661]

“Do not come into this building” . You should have pointed to all the other buildings and advised him not to enter those buildings. Also that he shouldn’t steal anything.

[@paullancaster7066]

.....or eat yellow snow!

[@DMC888]

And also that he should not kidnap, rape and murder anyone.

[@chaz725]

The plod at the end ?? A detective??my god ?

[@pauldunne822]

Well done plod. Love your content pal. Good job you know the law as they don’t 💯

[@hariowen3840]

It was just the first chat-up-line that came to her mind. 🤣

[@jimmydempsey6857]

The plain clothes cop was frustrated and a little bit peeved because he couldn't compete with u on an intellectual level so he resorted to the old favourite " don't go into the building it's private " .

[@craigfeek2157]

The police a gift that keeps on giving

[@terrybowler7215]

All year you have been brilliant and educating thebidiots that are our police. Carry on this great and essential work. Happy new year to you Mr plod

[@markosmith8037]

big up ToPlod and Merry Christmas !

[@markbray2988]

Thanks for the compilation Plod but we dont need reminding of your greatness. We all know that your up there with the best. Seasons greetings from Switzerland 🎄🙏

[@PJ-wm9nq]

Jeez! That beardy detective at the end....."Quick let's get him over to CID and out of uniform. Then nobody can mistake him for a policeman."

[@ianhughes7805]

Inspector Fiddler the comedy keeps coming

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

"Do you come here often ?". The classic old chat up line ! 😂😂

[@dean6816]

All the best plod. Love all your videos.

[@petewright7318]

Weird.

[@dean6816]

@@petewright7318 policeman!

[@petewright7318]

Nope. @Dean - bedwetter. All the uniforms are out to get you !!!!🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

[@dean6816]

@@petewright7318 catch me if you can PC Wright.

[@petewright7318]

Thank you for proving my point. You see uniforms everywhere.

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

Well done for exposing these time-wasting, unprofessional, egotistical, narcissistic, brainless little tyrants. Keep up the sterling work in 2023.

[@TheMick991]

Here!! That's a bit strong though innit. lol. Honest yes, just a tad strong maybe. lol.

[@petewright7318]

Who's instigating the time wasting ????? Can judge the brains of someone by how they see a tyrant everywhere. Guess where you are on the scale.

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

@@petewright7318 Instigating? It's up to a professional police officer NOT to approach and question people carrying out lawful activities in a public place. That's not their job. I work in an office but I know it's perfectly legal to film a police station and police staff, so why don't police officers know this? They do of course but they don't like it and so they try and police the public based on their feelings rather than the law. This is the whole problem that people like you just can't see.

[@petewright7318]

?????. Bizarre. Why is he doing it??? To provoke a reaction. So who's doing the time wasting. And at what point was he arrested??. Being as the police don't know the law and think he was breaking it????.

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

@@petewright7318 It's the responsibility of the police NOT to react. It's like saying I was right to stab someone because they poked their tongue out at me. I was provoked into stabbing them. It's a childish and absurd attitude. It just shows how dumb the cops are. They are completely engulfed and overwhelmed by their ego. All logic, common sense and intelligence goes out of the window and they can't help going beyond their duty, policy and protocol to try and assert their perceived dominance, power and control over the public. They're drunk on power they don't actually have and they hate the fact that the public are finally realising it and filming it. So to summarise, it's your responsibility not to be provoked. You are the one in control of your emotions and common sense, not me.

[@robertovers1863]

inspector fiddler nudge nudge wink wink

[@eddyblackmore2834]

'Kiddy' to his mates.

[@ritadonnelly8820]

awh stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimmyc6523]

That guy at 7 mins really wound me up! However thank you for your work, you are more appreciated than you think and I and I am sure fellow subscribers salute you!!

[@chaz725]

Ide be straight down to the name change factory if my name was fiddler ! Even more do if I was a plod ??

[@Good.London]

This is brilliant stuff from plod probably his best so far and the bike rider guy was definitely a mug

[@timeforatwix]

I can really understand why you get annoyed, these public servants really need to knuckle down and study homework more, keep going my friend 👍👍👍

[@TruthTeller-vk1du]

The entitlement Fiddler and missy side kick are an embarrassment to policing.

[@pedrowallace100]

Great work indeed, Plod. Looking forward to see what fun you'll bring us in 2023. Stay safe out there Sir and keep on giving it to them tight.

[@fredperry523]

That inspector with the beard is a bit of a muppet - don't expect him to solve any crimes soon !

[@silverstreetmoto1458]

A fine collection of scalps there plodders 👍Stay safe man 👍✌️

[@bobikdylan]

Always cracks me up when they have a million frames taken of their face then hold something up to block the camera.

[@rosielee938]

I’ve been enjoying these videos for a few years now through various auditors, It’s shows how disjointed the police actually are and rude?! You’d think by now an internal email would have been sent out to all police forces not to engage with the auditors. Keep up the good work it’s showing their true colours 👍

[@stuartb4525]

There has been numerous memos sent out to all forces. They have read it, then chose to ignore it.

[@maxpaws3977]

The Police officer tried to abuse the whole mental health act thing by indirectly suggesting you had mental problems, but I loved the way you handled it and left him speechless which lead him to quickly change the subject.

[@suzieanne2776]

Yes, it's a dirty tactic.

[@ianhill4585]

A good answer is "do you have mental issues? Have you been tested recently? You seem to know a lot about it, is it a personal thing with you"?.

[@gooner_duke2756]

The mental health act, is the mental health act. It's legislation relating to laws regarding mental health. It has nothing to do with statistics, 22% or whatever of Police officers with mental health issues. In the same way that any mental health research has nothing to do with the mental health act. It's entirely separate. The Police deal with people with genuine mental health problems every single day. I can understand why they might want to at least check that. I've worked in mental health for over 20 years, so I have some insight and understanding and some sympathy with the Police in that regard at least. How they may abuse their powers in other ways, I do get that.

[@jackwatsonepic626]

He soon went after that conversation 🤣

[@spada573]

Hello TPONTP. Can’t help but notice that a conversation, usually involves 2 people, whereas an interrogation tends to be one sided. I just love the way you dismantle their logic piece by piece till they lose the plot and have to resort to the usual fall back of terrorism.

[@deputyrock3489]

Not to mention police are nothing more than strangers demanding information and calling it a conversation. What do you call a strange man that walks up to a woman in a bar and demands her details? A conversationalist, or a creep?

[@stevecowdell6622]

I know it is a compilation but still funny to watch.

[@annmc8392]

The last detective was very shy🙄he needed rescuing poor love😄

[@glenmorgan4597]

Last one was a classic, holding up his folder thing, why didn't he just walk away

[@theangryscotsman5174]

You're one of the best out there. Stay safe sir.

[@egnr9668]

Well done Plod. These people are petty tyrants and need to be challenged. You are doing a great public service.

[@bigearsandnoddy1]

Arghhhh it really grates me on how they just approach people who are not breaking any laws & starts quizzing them who the hell do they think they are, they should seriously wind their kneck in and go check if any laws have been broken before jumping down innocent people's throats with a million questions, great video job good job to Plod or not to Plod so please keep them coming GL&HF coming from Dulwich London England(✌peace✌)

[@bigp4014]

It’s a sad day when I’m not surprised how complacent and unprofessional our police officers are ! It’s a good job they are not self employed you’d sack the lot of them ! Big P Northern Ireland 👍👍

[@michaeld5888]

A good answer to why are you filming a police station is that you come from a highly populated but non inner city area which formerly had a number of them and seeing one now or even a policeman outside of a car is a rather a novelty. Priti Patel's Witham constituency is a good example as whilst home secretary her 65,000 electorate region which formerly had stations in Witham and Tiptree had none that I know of. The police here seem to have more of a special branch motivation with their desire for anonymity and confrontational attitude to the public rather than being an integrated community policing operation.

[@JayJay-he6kf]

Holborn was pure patronising about ‘are you alright’ tell him you’re responsible for yourself he’s most definitely not responsible for you !

[@Nickle314]

Who are you? Who are you? No who are you? It's panto time!

[@Nickle314]

Holbourn is an interesting one. Mass illegality by deliveroo riders using illegal motor bikes [10.3K in fines 18-20 points] and the police do nothing. A major safety issue with people being killed. Ask them why they do nothing, and they state - no resources to protect the public. But turn up and take pictures, and resources magically appear.

[@nasapayrollsystem8701]

I'm a policeman ... Oh no you're not .. Oh yes I am .. Oh no your not

[@forthfarean]

These people are dangerous. He knew you had no mental health issues but he was trying to find something. I would have been outraged if he said that to me.

[@ianhill4585]

Which they would have possibly used against you as , hostile, anger issues, mocking is a good option. Laugh at them and tell them,you think they're funny,and they amuse you.

[@alexanderevanska4274]

Instigate and escalate. Its what they are taught.

[@stvbee7479]

"Sometimes people come here with less than pure motives in their heart". Yeah, but they are all your colleagues!!!!

[@robertleat59]

Love how, as they approach you from a distance, they are completly unaware they are walking to thier doom !! Lol

[@BabaYaga._13..]

Shout out from NZ

[@toplodornottoplod]

Hi to NZ merry Christmas

[@RuinInScotland]

Merry Christmas 🎅 Plod keep it upright and keep them on their toes … and provide us with laughs and factual information about the dangers of the police 😢😂🎉🎉😂

[@thunderfoot5167]

That first one was a cup winner 🏆I'm still laughing 🤣🤣

[@robm2034]

BRAVO 👏👏 it's even better that there tyrant faces are EXPOSED for EVERYONE to see 🤳

[@dockaos924]

Loved it when you told him the percentage of crazy cops 👍😊

[@howardelder4411]

Your a top Man at this Mate sorry I called you mate 😉🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Hammertime054]

I wouldn’t of laughed that much if mister ant man on his moped fell off at the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂much😂😂

[@thinkingallowed7042]

6:17 Gaslighting, fake concern, smart arsery and other mind games.

[@Gypsyauditor]

Yes plod

[@d.b.cooper9915]

02:53 its not normal that we have these people in authority

[@barryessam4731]

Brilliant, but you should ask to see their rod license will all the fishing they do.

[@TheBILLANDERSON]

its a trap , asking questions @2:29 ,,,,hmmmmmm ,,,can only be for an incident or crime has """occurred "" then ,, PC has forgotten her training CODE C 10.1 "2caution" before quests asked followed by C10.2 "provisions" (legal advice)

[@grahamsmith6053]

Oh dear more bent police officers!

[@BillBull2377]

The employment contract needs to be changed for these individuals. Instead of just suing the police force, which ends up being paid out of taxpayer’s money. Each individual needs to be liable too. A movement needs to be set up to bring this into force. I for one would join this movement. Because I believe it would stop the majority of these tyrants. Not all, but most. Lets get it going.

[@deputyrock3489]

The detective expects you to stop filming when he says "I don't wish to be filmed." Seconds later, a uniformed officer comes out with a large conspicuous camera pointed right at you. Do you think he would turn it off if you said "I don't wish to be filmed?" Absolutely not!

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

He was about to cry 😢

[@Dba8er]

For a detective @ 13:00, he sure got rattled easily.

[@tonyandrin]

Their ego catches them all....do you know who I am syndrome

[@mrsnobby4999]

Next time they ask you "if you come here often" tell them, "only in the mating season".😊

[@jaybird2647]

Well done plod 😂. Your so calm now . Putting porky in their place lol 😂. Happy New year have a good un and family

[@thegreatvincenzo8159]

"Are you ok, sir?" Hahaha, too funny. Those stat's show that if your 4 pals aren't off their beaks then it's you. As the old saying goes, physician heal thyself!

[@seanoriain6477]

Some of that was funny and also good

[@guy4469]

I KNOW ANDY. he,s called kiddy at work .

[@hariowen3840]

Oh nooo! - it's the 'it's just not normal and less than pure motives' police. 🤣🐷

[@EdnaCloud]

The only thing these coppers know is the same introduction 'hi mate how you doing?' It's the start of a fishing expedition and a antagonistic and patronising conversation.

[@Thetoxictiger1980]

Stay safe out there buddy, merry Christmas and all the best to you and yours dearest, hope to see more great content in 2023 👊

[@whovotedforthat]

Where I live many of the violent crimes have been been increasing and ramaining unsolved yet the amount of speeding tickets that are allocated to working people or general harassment of pulling cars over and showing us who's boss whilst nicking people for petty minor motor offences is always on display , and the Police wonder why the public have no time for them it's a shame iPhone weren't invented in the late nineties and early noughties as they would be not have been able to have got away with how they treated the motorist by using motor offences (speeding tickets) against crime statistics like robbery and mugging etc, and how they got away with their tactics re fineng people then putting points on licences knowing that the average person could not afford to fight them in court