Metal Gear Solid Cast Improv (Full Version)

Hilarious group therapy session.
** Not made by me, but too awesome to not share. UltraNeko is no longer on YT and apparently was a total fake. Anyway, just ignore her and enjoy the cast doing their thing :) **

[@Jaepupz]

"I will CQC people on the street"

[@DARE0451]

Solid Snake confirmed for GTA VI.

[@Indigo000]

He needs to be part of a mod for GTAV on the PC.

[@thegrayone5666]

Violet Spark Only with his moveset. Then I'd be happy

[@corvocorvus9982]

Jigg "i will CQC people on the street", go home and equips a solid snake outfit, and proceeds to CQC random and homeless people on the street, and then gets caught by the police, and then sent to court where his defence lawyer is kojima and the prosecutor is konami, so david hayter is fired and replaced by keifer sutherland, and after mgsv, kojima leaves konami.

[@sonofaries2162]

You can arrested for that

[@ThatShidyBoi]

Walking down the street then suddenly, you get CQC'd by David Hayter

[@rekzzak]

+RRC Chasenten Happened once. For fuck's sake, I never should have asked about this box.

[@NightmareFactory830]

I'd pay for that to happen to me

[@albertohinojosa1842]

Generic White Kid trying to be a edgy memer Smooth Criminal?

[@EnoughWithYourShizz]

I'd be pissed for a second and then I'd be honored beyond all hell.

[@martinramirezjr7872]

"Thanks for that Boss!"

[@superluigi6968]

"Does anyone mind if I do an eighteen minute monologue?" this. just this.

[@jakandratchet9930]

The eighteen minute monologue is liquid's thing. Speaking of which, why the hell isnt he in this?

[@defalt7023]

+Hail Hydra They would have said "BROTHER!" "LIQUID! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME BROTHER?!

[@Futurefighter4900]

+Defalt Plays "

[@irregular1430]

BROOOOOOOOTHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRR

[@thewalrus45]

Every Metal Gear character ever basically.

[@idokeren6528]

Kojima after hearing this: "Oh, don't fight, guys. NONE of you are going to be the star of Metal Gear Solid V!"

[@ever1024]

except for Christopher Randolph. he plays as Huey Emmerich in MGS V

[@idokeren6528]

George VA Well, yeah, but he's not the STAR there.

[@insanegamer23899]

George V.A Huey is a piece of shit in 5 he's an evil, lying, self-centered jerk. And the worst part is that he believes his own lies, even when Kaz finds irrefutable evidence from Strangelove's recording.

[@ever1024]

I know but still

[@3Guys1Video]

eh

[@tummus1227]

"I like puppies. I like them for how long they live. They don't live long"

[@mkaplan1383]

They can't survive in Bioshock.

[@xaagripha7326]

Does anyone else make the bed well Colonel Cambell: "no!!"

[@NYG5]

funny how David Hayter is the only one who has to alter his voice

[@DeathBringer769]

NYG5 Quinton's natural voice might be close to Raiden but he definitely alters his voice when doing it, especially when doing Jack the Ripper... I agree with Christopher and Jennifer though; their characters are basically their speaking voices... nice acting guys :P

[@SergiMedina]

NYG5 That's why his voice acting is so good... and unique.

[@luisalonso959]

NYG5 rly? That voice is a bless

[@cantsuggestareasonablename9101]

@@SergiMedinaWell don’t forget that people in that video also changed there voices making them unique too.

[@BananaMana69]

Paul changes his voice quite a bit

[@ryanknippel828]

Otacon, "I can't get laid!" Maybe it's because of all those Japanese animes...

[@ThatBlondExilus]

The Troupple King Cough cough you mean hentai

[@hamel5095]

Everyone but his step mom

[@Danielcaie92]

Are you an Otaku too?

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Fernando M. Muniz Not his sister... Guess he just can’t get laid of his own will.

[@freakbag420]

@@FernandoMMuniz you're tripping. Never once is that stated in any of the games. Only his step mom. Maybe youre just projecting lol

[@Knightess]

"Can I have his chair?" _sits in chair_ "Now it's time for a sequel." I absolutely love how aware of this joke Quinton is. This whole video proves that they don't just act the parts and forget the smaller details later like a number of actors do; they're able to live it.

[@Theoutcome0]

Knightess Is this a reference to metal gear rising?

[@seantheguy1391]

Alexei V yes

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

That was the Secret Theater episode, right?

[@enkelegy]

@@tlshortyshorty5810 that's what i thought too

[@cousinvinnie6222]

*Kiefer Sutherland comes in with his Venom Snake figurine*

[@zer0stars]

Cousin Vinnie says nothing..

[@TheDudsPlay]

Good dog.

[@Cyne116]

"I'm already a demon"

[@AndroidGamesFTW]

Then the camera pans over to David and he says in his snake voice "daddy?"

[@isaaclongfellow8815]

Cuts to him saying, "Where are your friends? Where are your friends? Speak. Talk."

[@AJPwny]

"As if I would ever trust this woman to give me another serum again!" David voices my thoughts on Naomi's return in MGS4.

[@icehoof]

*Raiden moving over to snake chair* "do you mind if I sit here? Hehe, it's time for a sequel" That line really got me

[@AlkisGD]

It's so refreshing to see voice actors actually having _fun_ with their characters. In fact, they look just like fans who can do perfect impressions of their favorite characters! This. Is. _AWESOME!_

[@mathematics557]

Factual, it's cool how they're all laid back and just having fun.

[@scottprice4955]

If only Ocelot's VA could have been present.

[@Pomlithe]

That would’ve been pretty good.

[@lnsullivan422]

Pomlithe *finger guns himself*

[@enkelegy]

@@lnsullivan422 "I'M PRETTY GOOD"

[@gninja92]

Family charades usually are pretty funny

[@aleisinwndrlen7113]

​@@lnsullivan422 "BANG!"

[@liquidfloyd2588]

"Mr. Kojima I know what you are up to." "Metal Gear Five: Otacon" They kinda knew that a change was coming, huh...

[@NDRWS]

XD

[@SonicParadox17]

MGS6: Snake and Co. Go to Counseling. I'd play it.

[@AlexReyes-oj1wy]

"Hi, I'm David and I've destroyed Metal Gears since I was 20." "Hi David."

[@defalt7023]

+Alex Reyes "Hi, I'm Quinton Flynn! I became a generic character to a cyborg." "Hi, Quinton!

[@kellentrout7475]

"Hi, I'm Paul Eiding and I've been demolishing the 4th Wall since 1998" "Hi Paul"

[@defalt7023]

Troutlord 32 Haha, good one!

[@FlownXp]

I miss al this people while I'm playing MGSVTPP.

[@jakandratchet9930]

Christopher Randolph was in it though. I'm glad they had at least him, though I'd like it if they were all together

[@insanegamer23899]

FlownXp While I do miss him, Hayter's voice wouldn't work in 5. Big Boss is aging in it so he needed to sound older, and also the way they designed his facial structure for 5 wouldn't match David's Snake voice

[@FlownXp]

insanegames bullshit, he doesn't appear in the game because Venom Snake isn't Big Boss itself.

[@insanegamer23899]

FlownXp But Sutherland also voices the Real Big boss in 5!

[@FlownXp]

insanegames And that's in fact the major problem of TPP.

[@RkAdefilmz]

This will always make me happy.

[@joshjohnson3867]

Solid Snake favorite snake and snake line?

[@RkAdefilmz]

Josh Harvey Favourite Snake being Naked Snake from MGS, favourite line, "Liquid's very own Death Star." Purely because i like the idea that Snake has seen Star Wars.

[@fernandoarguello5925]

Solid Snake hi snake

[@jaedenragsdale6576]

Naked Snake watched star wars? TIME PARADOX

[@winter5361]

+Solid Snake Snake has always loved movies.

[@otakuchrash]

Little did they know only Chris would star in MGSV

[@Zephyr_Weiss]

+otakuchrash Quin is also in as a soldier

[@otakuchrash]

Xephyr Weiss no he isn't

[@Zephyr_Weiss]

otakuchrash Ground Zeroes....

[@otakuchrash]

Xephyr Weiss Quinton wasn't in Ground Zeroes

[@Zephyr_Weiss]

otakuchrash dude you must be really deaf...hes the guy that tells you where the cassette tape is when you grab him

[@zentacious9606]

A metal gear series where the characters are in a sitcom and self aware that they are from a video game.

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

and an AI writes the whole thing

[@saddboye1568]

“Hrrgghh, someone made us turn into our characters!” “It was Mister Kojima, he played us like a DAMN FIDDLE” “But how?” “Nanomachines, son!”

[@TheDudesterism]

"we don't need them, just you and me......I'd like to have dinner with you Snake"

[@ThunderShadow98]

I want to buy a shirt that says "Quinton likes chocolate"

[@Dreamcastttttttt]

PaineTrain such a lust for chocolate

[@cocob0l0]

whereismychesse chizzle WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@nightvisiongang4414]

whereismychesse chizzle You're pretty good.

[@johnwaggoner1782]

Never in my life did I realize I needed to see a bunch of MGS voice actors sitting in a room together, playing with action figures of their characters and doing the voices while doing improv. God, how did I survive this long without it?

[@MichaelHrusovsky]

"My DNA used to be a ladder" *WHAT A THRILL*

[@MKDumas1981]

That takes three and a half minutes to climb.

[@Researcher_Jim]

11:14 the “that’s your cat” and the whiny “it does what I say” makes this my favorite part of this video. Not sure why, just is.

[@flamesbaldwin108]

"I think I have something for that..." "I THINK THAT'S WHAT GAVE ME THE VIRUSES IN THE FIRST PLACE!" Dear God, this is 11/10

[@hansonkerman7286]

"It's really my goal to be 75 by the time I'm 32." - David Hayter

[@xionlloyd]

"Does anyone mind if I do an 18 minute monologue?"

[@jakandratchet9930]

Speaking of which when he said that I was like "Where the hell was Cam Clarke?"

[@winter5361]

+Hail Hydra busy

[@mickncheez]

Hail Hydra too busy stealing a new mg

[@Adidaas]

12:30 Never fails to make me crack up. I just love how everyone joins in on the bit.

[@fragchef477]

"Whatever happens in Metal Gear, stays in Metal Gear."

[@skiders777]

"My fear is that MGS5 is his game" Oh David, if only you knew

[@Sephirothwolf]

Snake and Otacon the Sitcom... that would be awesome and this is proof.

[@orpheus0108]

Sephirothwolf lool with raiden too.

[@realcyanparadox]

"I NEED SCISSORS! 61! Sorry..."

[@WanderSeth]

Please, dear god, SOMEBODY animate this whole thing.

[@elliroux]

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT

[@thundergaming5785]

I'll never know how nobody in that room even chuckled when Quinton said "I'm not even anatomically correct! I run around naked and I got no junk." 😂

[@crashfalso]

I Find hayter playing with the snake toy awfully adorable :3

[@onboardmirror34]

"I fear that Metal Gear Solid 5 will be *his* game! Mr Kojima, I know what you're up to!" Damn

[@procrafter5000]

"I've been microwaved, which was great" -snake

[@zen_7748]

Snake bringing a gun to therapy is... oddly accurate, though if we're talking about Old Snake in particular. Getting old bumped Snake's silliness to 11.

[@SolidSnake-bw1et]

"Waves a gun" Anyone mind if I do an eighteen minute monologue? "Everyone screams"

[@filipwolski532]

hayter gonna hayte

[@thedeezegaming1645]

Stop.

[@ExtraThiccc]

5:28 "You wanna see Shrivled Snake?"

[@user-oi8sq6ci8j]

Some voice actors you can tell just talk in they're regular voice. I think the vocal quality of their individual voices and they're skill is really impressive.

[@tailsfox45]

"He'll call me in the middle of the night like, 'I'm in the middle of CQC I need help'"

[@DorianMichaelsIII]

Solid Snake and (female) Commander Shepard in the same room together...the Universe might have exploded from sheer awesome and epicness in that one moment; probably it would have, had Mark Meer (male Shepard) been in the room, and they'd all done their separate character voices in conversation with each other.

[@IEatPooPooForFun]

She also was Naomi

[@CaptainTid]

+Promime and Samus

[@mkaplan1383]

You forgot to mention she's Bastila in KOTOR.

[@cleverman383]

@@mkaplan1383 Bastila and Naomi have the same voice

[@Comkill117]

And Emma in MGS2!

[@JyujinPlus]

QUINTON AND DAVID WITH THEIR ACTION FIGURES KILLED ME

[@celeste1823]

I know what will be my senior quote "I can't get laid" -Christopher Randolph

[@Swanhub]

Funny, Raiden did end up being the star of the next game, then Sutherland ended up sweeping in for MGSV.

[@KingOmega123]

Well, assuming this was before Peace Walker, it had David be the star, then MGR Revengence had Quinton as the star, then MGSV has Sutherland be the star of the game

[@lukeofender2071]

Campbell yelling "I NEED SCISSORS! 61!" killed me

[@LindarFF9]

Otacon: SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!! D: *starts to laugh hystericly* This was too hilarious. :D

[@kaproskarleto5136]

Lmao otacon only shouted at snake during that whole improv

[@shanepye7078]

“SNAAAAAAKE!!!” Too bad liquid wasn’t there.

[@oliverwalsh9614]

4:37 I think I'm getting older. I fucking died XD

[@kaproskarleto5136]

The metal gear cast arguing amongst themselves is the most cursed thing ever

[@user-oi8sq6ci8j]

7:00 Roy Campbells AI starts to malfunction.

[@creatureman5636]

Wow

[@Comkill117]

Otacon’s line at 5:12 killed me.

[@TheKyubiisaan]

I’m laughing hysterically and I’ve only played like, two thirds of mgs1. I can’t wait to come back to this and laugh even more

[@TheKyubiisaan]

“Have any of you tried to eat a real snake? It’s got bones” -solid snake

[@jetfoolishroche211]

"For 4 games I've supported them. I'm finished." Paul Eiding ladies and gentlemen.

[@Cytron1515]

Absolutely love thier voices. Can defiantly feel the characters.

[@nicoleleah9734]

14:20 somebody get the guy some scissors! Hahahaha so funny! MGS2 "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed bworm with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock! I need Scissors! 61!"

[@user-os5vj7vh4w]

Can someone PLEASE animate this

[@lnsullivan422]

Samuel R needs to happen

[@saltysue5766]

On it

[@lnsullivan422]

saltysue Thanos wills it

[@miketrujillo3677]

@KATON! GONKYAKYUU did you?

[@NDRWS]

hehehe

[@Xerapher]

David: Does anyone mind if I do an 18 minute monologue? Me: I could listen to you all day

[@dragonballspaghetti154]

Same.

[@Crisuki_Misu]

"My theory is that Metal Gear Solid 5 is his game" *points to Raiden's VA* OOOOOHH THE IRONY

[@Gabiwi_]

God! This video is just the best of my life as a MGS fan

[@Smeeshie2001]

7:48 Guns. Have. Changed

[@kylecasey144]

Why does this feel like an always sunny skit

[@Supdude.]

Watching this again, after all these years, I find it even funnier. Back then, I remember it feeling incredibly awkward, but now it feels more naturally funny.

[@AgentMorgan2010]

Sadie: "Paul, you just need to listen to them, okay? You need to support them." Paul: "I supported them for 4 games. I'm finished." I'm dead. xD I remember seeing this back in the day, but that's really all I remember. I think I'm more amused by it now than I was then. But I sure miss those times.

[@TheCaptaincannibus]

@5:29 "You want to see Shriveled Snake?" 😂🤣😂

[@drazul101]

i basically lost it when Quentin made her talk to Raiden

[@mikeoxbig8217]

Noami: "I am the cure girl, I am the cure girl." Snake: "Oh you want to see shriveled snake?" *Stands up and starts taking belt off* *IM FUCKING DYING*

[@latindude79]

I need scissors! 61! Lol

[@Ruben1994OL]

David Hayter to Snake figure: "We don't need them..." xD

[@SavenForever]

12:30 Little did David Hayter know was that it was going to be Keifer Sutherland's game.

[@SonOfLibertySOL]

So in MGSV,, eventually Christopher made it .. this is funny

[@edgarlarios4718]

All they needed was for Cam Clarke to bust into the office saying "Did anyone order some pizzas? Bruthaaahhh?"

[@MartinPage789]

"Does everybody do their beds well?" Snake: No

[@doubleberger5983]

This is why David Hayter was fired

[@KingOmega123]

He had to do Peace Walker before he was "fired"

[@SuperDomochan]

SirMacGuffin I'm guessing that at the end of MGSV Solid Snake will at least make a cameo

[@DeathBringer769]

SuperDomochan A young Solid might show up, but Hayter definitely isn't. He's only been asked a million times and has flat out said no just as many times... he's even said that if he was NDA'd and couldn't talk about it, he'd simply say "No comment" or "I can't talk about it" instead of directly saying NO like he has been, and he seems visibly hurt by the whole thing even though he's taking it in stride/being graceful. He's said he hasn't watched any trailers, followed the game at all, and won't ever be playing it when it comes out because "it'd just be too painful." His words, not mine. Cut the guy a break and stop with the rapid fan conspiracy theories; they are a dime a dozen in the Metal Gear world, and worth even less than that.

[@SuperDomochan]

Deathbrewer that is quite sad..thanks for the info

[@BigBoss-mg4dd]

I met Quinton Flynn at Tucson AZ comic-con 2024. He still remembers this 😂😂

[@thefallenguardian6167]

"Imma go out on a limb here" Probably not the best choice of words jack

[@Otacon...99]

Excellent!

[@Armadillo999]

3:56 “yeah let’s hear about the porn” -Colonel Cambell

[@Zenju__]

This video is fantastic. I can't have a whole year without watching it again from time to time.

[@Eric-if7ch]

"The constant poisoning is getting tiresome"

[@barbiegirl2212]

I will not be surprised if David really calls Chris in the middle of the night. I just imagine something like that "Otacon, there's a creature that call herself karen, and she dont stop talking about something called p*ssy and eating it, what its taste like?"

[@SharKwORDT95]

I watch this once every year because I love it so much.

[@silvernight97]

I wonder how they reacted to knowing MGSV is none of their games...

[@Deathlygunn]

Christopher Randolph is still in MGSV, but I should think the others were distraught

[@XxRiekXx]

Deathlygunn Quinton Flynn is in MGSV DLC

[@UserisFail]

XxRiekXx nope he didn't come back to voice raiden

[@ThaTHMKid]

Maybe because it's a prequel??? Otacon, Raiden, and Campbell wouldn't be in MGSV's timeline

[@hatad321]

Kaleb Bell Campbell could be, he met Big Boss in portable ops.

[@ZenPunk]

I just want to have Paul tell me what to do for 30 hours. In detail.

[@armorvil]

"Here is how to take a dump : Press the Circle button to drop your pants..."

[@Kou69]

​@@armorvilHAHAHAHAHAH

[@RJ-fy6hc]

I wish to hug them all and tell them how I love them so much. They are so funny

[@mem1o]

My tear ducts are now connected to my nipple! - David Snake What a goddamn goldmine.

[@dylanhuey7259]

literally 10 seconds in (just the roll call) Already nerding the Fuck out.

[@MiggyHeadshotzZ666]

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

[@hughmungus1501]

Me:Hey David, you heard about Kiefer- **Gets CQC to the floor**

[@user-oi8sq6ci8j]

"You're constant poisoning is getting tiresome!"

[@lithly1199]

My gosh this whole video it's so precious

[@AznBoyShady]

Let me catch my son CQC'ing people on the street.

[@hammylove821]

Kounong Lor lol fuckin Birdman

[@danielbeckman6742]

4:15 “Tech support. He needs tech support with his magazines…” Otacon snuck in the best burn of the session.

[@AudibunVA]

9:17 "we dont need them."

[@zeus7664]

metal gear 5: otocon. lol

[@TheSolidsnake58]

more like metal gear 5: keifer sutherland :/

[@TheSolidsnake58]

haha true Bub the Zombie

[@stan5794]

if you're saying metal gear then it's metal gear 7

[@yorbasfett]

Metal Gear Solid 5: Huey Emmerich

[@martinmagee6714]

@@yorbasfett yes 👍

[@jedimasterham2]

David Hayter's "No" at 1:30 hahaha

[@MegaMar14]

10 years later and this is still hilarious