it sounds like we built a very bright, hybrid engine bus with enough mirrors to eliminate all blind spots that only seats 3 people. also 4 wheels have 2 brakes for some reason.
@wanderson32126 ай бұрын
Goat
@superheavydeathmetal6 ай бұрын
Okay, but in “Hero of the Day,” it’s “break me.” A car has brakes, not breaks.
@JacobTheCroc6 ай бұрын
@@OMarkica battle bus
@phadrus6 ай бұрын
@@superheavydeathmetalah close enough 😅
@Xevonarin6 ай бұрын
1:06 the moments leading up to a horrific crash
@WildinReality6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@abadtime33196 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@nicolasriveros9436 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@Brohan976 ай бұрын
Excellent comment
@michaeljones73726 ай бұрын
Lmao😂 wouldn't have noticed that, had I not read your comment good shit
@theparadoxbox1746 ай бұрын
I love how every car part in 72 Seasons is just "light" lol. They definitely had a theme with that album
@jompahyeah76356 ай бұрын
After watching the whole clip, it seems that Metallica is using "Light/Lights" in almost every song xD
@xsanos25866 ай бұрын
Thats why 72 seasons is the worst album🤣
@jompahyeah76356 ай бұрын
@@xsanos2586 Well when I heard the album for the first time I felt like I already heard the songs before, and almost every song sound the same
@averagepinkfloydfan6 ай бұрын
@@xsanos2586I'd say St Anger wins that title. The songs feel eternal and the production doesn't help. Not to mention that Purify is one of the worst things to have ever fallen upon my ears. 72 Seasons is obviously not free of sin, mainly committing the same mistake of letting the songs drag on a few measures too long, and some of the songs just being plain forgettable, but its lows are nowhere near St Anger's lows and its highs are also not on the same level as their previous albums. Still I don't hate either album, I even enjoy St Anger, but I don't think 72S is quite near being their worst album.
@xsanos25866 ай бұрын
@@averagepinkfloydfan That was just a joke. But I cant name the worst album except Lulu. I like every album even if couple songs dont appeal to me
@balintkristof84426 ай бұрын
0:09 sounds like James is calling his mother in german.
@SpiffoGaming6 ай бұрын
James Lindemann
@VesselForHonor6 ай бұрын
This comment sent me to the hospital
@igorszamaszow1716 ай бұрын
On a sad note, James misses his mother to this day
@BillKrayer12thMan6 ай бұрын
Dude, you made me spit out my coffee ☕🤣‼️ Epic comment ‼️🤘🖖🎸🎵🎶🎼
@doublesidedtoothbrush6 ай бұрын
mutter! mutter!
@JH-td6ir6 ай бұрын
This felt much longer than 2 minutes
@DonPetrushka6 ай бұрын
Bcs it's 2:30 min
@VashVenus6 ай бұрын
Like all Metallica media, it always feels way longer than it should
@vali67176 ай бұрын
@@VashVenusIncluding their career, sadly.
@Nazgul0946 ай бұрын
@@vali6717I agree they should probably disband at this point
@dannyaraya80175 ай бұрын
that’s what she said
@MiguelPaulettePerez-bj8ml6 ай бұрын
Distributor was probably the stand out lyric
@TheGIGACapitalist6 ай бұрын
You mean DESTRIBUTOR
@ATIHpss64HM5 ай бұрын
Injector
@magnifichades97108 күн бұрын
**distributor**
@jcyjacobyoung6 ай бұрын
1:45 people in 4000BC
@Fredjo5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@chefmike44143 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😅 Literally Lol
@iainkilcar74639 күн бұрын
0:15 me running around the house trying to find batteries for the one thing in the house that desperately needs it
@wirti946 ай бұрын
So "light" for Metallica is like "far away" for Dragonforce :D
@bluec91516 ай бұрын
Or “Rainbow” for Dio
@josemcgomes6 ай бұрын
Check "Metallica likes Death"!
@pkepix54056 ай бұрын
@@bluec9151or kings and queens for Dio
@TechDethMetalHed6 ай бұрын
Govt. references for Megadeth
@TechDethMetalHed6 ай бұрын
Goat Screams - Slayer
@crissblack4786 ай бұрын
Metallica albums in a parallel world: Run 'Em All Over Ride the Motorcycle Master of Highway ...And License for All Metallcar Ignite ReIgnite St.Road Rage Stall Magnetic Hardwired...to Drunk Drive 72 Parking Tickets
@FriedrichHerschel6 ай бұрын
Well, and Garage Inc you do not even have to rename.
@Nandeadstudios6 ай бұрын
hardwired...to drunk drive goes hard tbh I'd buy that album
@eslwgpg12266 ай бұрын
St. Road Rage would’ve worked better
@bravo.guitar6 ай бұрын
something country style
@appalachianpatriot17966 ай бұрын
😂
@Nabana136 ай бұрын
This is the dumbest, most random idea ever. And I freakin' LOVE it!
@SomeGuy-qy9qh6 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@andreasotto19776 ай бұрын
0:53 "body body BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE" had my spill my coffee
@Liquid_Mike6 ай бұрын
It's the worst parappa level imo
@CaydenF-tv2ho4 ай бұрын
Then it calmly says “window liight..”
@NinjaParkourTV6 ай бұрын
This is what mustaine wanted metallica to sound like back in the 80s
@foohum486 ай бұрын
1:59 “WINDOW 👹INJECTOR INJECTOR 😈😈LIGHT pump🙂”
@ericlindoff8376 ай бұрын
Thus cracked me up
@GDisclaimer6 ай бұрын
INJECTOR INJECTOR 🥵🥵 huh? 🤨
@Airickk20216 ай бұрын
This might get lost in the comments but to the creator, im glad you thought of this idea and then went through the time and effort to make this video. Always follow your dreams, folks
@wandernagro6 ай бұрын
This is the brightest car ever
@זהסודי-ה7מ25 күн бұрын
Basically a flashbang with wheels, and a DISTRIBUTOR
@DakGuy056 ай бұрын
2:00 "pump" lmao
@kvsbluewater33726 ай бұрын
"Hey James, who's your favorite Death Note character?"
@guylikesguitar6 ай бұрын
"No, Patrick. Gasoline is not a part of a car."
@Nandeadstudios6 ай бұрын
true but the car doesn't function without gasoline in the tank lmao
@godofmediocrity75826 ай бұрын
@@NandeadstudiosTesla:
@devoured6by6humans66 ай бұрын
@@Nandeadstudios uhm, actually...🤓 "Diesel" is not gasoline.
@devoured6by6humans66 ай бұрын
@@godofmediocrity7582 no no, it's about cars not ipads with wheels lol
@0Ploxx6 ай бұрын
@@devoured6by6humans6goes for every new car now :(
@gddrew56495 ай бұрын
James out here saying WINDOW WINDOW GASOLINE FUEL FUEL GASOLINE LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT DOOR WINDOW
@Shifsabre5 ай бұрын
DISTRIBUTOR
@TheMF37216 ай бұрын
0:33 actually sounds good tho
@smayjay626 ай бұрын
the doors and windows sound good because they’re in the same line in the song.
@elijahcandage6 ай бұрын
@@smayjay62 What was the song?
@smayjay626 ай бұрын
@@elijahcandage Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
@Diabhork6 ай бұрын
@@elijahcandage Welcome Home (Sanitarium), specifically when they say "No locked doors, no windows barred"
@F1stzz6 ай бұрын
With the amount of "door" in his songs James might actually be a door & not a table 🤔
@danmcintyre97336 ай бұрын
I AM THE DOOR
@ashleighsalinas85266 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@nykolasgamer12316 ай бұрын
Light,light,light,light,light...
@bismardktheshimp2 ай бұрын
POV: My dad while i'm driving for the first time 1:06
@johnlindsey33285 ай бұрын
Respect for the amount of editing this took
@runnersdialzero12446 ай бұрын
0:15 hey what's this song called i can't tell
@Pissnburg6 ай бұрын
It’s could be Orion… I’m not too sure…
@Chexo.mp46 ай бұрын
If i remember it’s called “not battery”
@MetalGodOfLegend4 ай бұрын
Its called Charger
@IRISHDESCENT3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, I forget… I think it’s “battery” idk could be wrong
@leeharveyoswald116122 күн бұрын
tornado of souls
@mungofinalfi44806 ай бұрын
72 Light Seasons.
@Peter6 ай бұрын
this is easily one of the funniest metallica-related things in existence
@frixz__5 ай бұрын
DISTRIBUTOR
@jonessii3 ай бұрын
oh hey it's the most divorced dude to ever kick his own nuts on tv
@mungofinalfi44806 ай бұрын
LIGHTNESS is setting me free Absolute delight I can now live I can now fly
@LuchoCastle_113 ай бұрын
LEFT ME WITH LIGHT IN HEEEELLLL
@vindicatorschannel71366 ай бұрын
Ok, here we go, lost progress once, not gonna lose it again, Drive em all: Hit The Brakes The Four Pickups Engine Breath Jump In the Driver’s seat Wheellash Pulling Hood Diesel Lord No Speeding Race and destroy Hummer Militia Ride the car: Fight cars width cars Ride the car For whom the axle tolls Fade to junkyard Trapped under windshield Repair Creeping Speeding Tickets The call of Henry Ford Master of engines: Engine Master of engines The truck that should not be Garage Disposable tanks Leper van Orion the space shuttle Caterpillar, inc ...And Chevy for all Driven And Chevy for all headlight of the beholder\ Car The shortest tractor Scrap Handler of sorrow The crushed ends of the junkyard The Live is to Drive Driver's eve Metallicar: The Car Album: Enter Car Crashed but true Faster than thou The unlicensed Wherever i may drive \ Don't race with me Through the highway Cars matter] Of transformer and car The manufacturer that failed My Truck of Misery The Traffic within Fuel: Ain't my keys 2 cars x 4 trucks The Camper Jack built Until it drives King diesel Pickup of the day Speeding Me Oil Poor Driven Me Salesman Said The Rust within The ATV Torn Refuel: Too Much fuel The Peterbilt remains Diesel’s dance The unlicensed II Faster than you Drive Carpe Diem bicycle Bad Truck Where the junked cars are Prince Diesel Low Car’s Lyric Altitude Meccchanic St engine Traffic St engine Some kind of monster truck Dirty Windshield Invisible Truck My Car Crash it again Sweet Diesel The Unnamed Toyota Electrify All Within My Trucks Door Handle Magnetic That was just your car The end of the road Broken, junked and crashed The car that never comes All Garage day long Brake Fluid The Unlicensed III The Honda Kiss Junkyard and Redemtion My Nissan Hardbuilt...to self crash Hard Built GMC, Rise! Now that we crashed Telsa into flame Drive no more Chrysler on fire Explosion CarUNkind Here comes Jeep Am I Road Rage? Murder Car Spit Out The Mack Beyond Door Handle Magnetic Hate Car Just a tire away Garage and Back Rebel of Volvo 72 dealers 72 dealers Engines follow Screaming Ferrari Drive My John Deere Away You Must Drive! Car Aeterna Crown of barbed grills Chasing Headlights If Porsche had a son Too Far Driven? Room of Subarus Inamercades Finally, the entire Metallicar discography completed.
@chefmike44143 ай бұрын
Holy crap!! "Salesman Said" made me laugh.
@TheSlick6 ай бұрын
"Chop your breakfast on a mirror"?
@Professionalloser696 ай бұрын
Sounds like something ozzy does
@Nandeadstudios6 ай бұрын
I have no idea how I missed that
@Fourthirteen826 ай бұрын
@@Nandeadstudios well now you gotta go back and do it all again
@Nandeadstudios6 ай бұрын
@@Fourthirteen82 I'll let someone else do that haha
@TippiGordon6 ай бұрын
"Make a contribution and you'll get a better SEAT"
@roastedsushi6 ай бұрын
I wasn't ready for the distributor
@dwapaka026 ай бұрын
we are reaching climax of this humor of ours
@corpseweed6 ай бұрын
"humor"
@nigelsmith7216 ай бұрын
Fuck, I just laughed fully out loud at "distributor"....old school genius.
@wob67766 ай бұрын
"distributor" 🤣🤣
@HoldenLongwood6 ай бұрын
1:17 this would make a great ad for a non EV car commercial
@coltonkizziah-lc5pu6 ай бұрын
He forgot mirror in master of puppets
@benroper42146 ай бұрын
And chrome in Fuel
@tortis63426 ай бұрын
@@benroper4214how is chrome a part of a car? Did you just watch fury road or something?
@galaxycamerata6 ай бұрын
Chrome, until this year, was added to bumpers and hubcaps for additional aesthetic value, usually either as a custom mod or by default on particularly expensive cars, and served the purpose of sealing against rust for otherwise non-painted parts until the rust was deemed a non-issue Did you... Did you think mad max invented associating chrome with cars?
@tortis63426 ай бұрын
@@galaxycamerata I know, but chrome is just the name of the metal, right? A chrome bumper is a bumper. Is glass a part of a car just because windows are made of it? Mostly I just wanted to make a fury road joke cause I like that movie though.
@benroper42146 ай бұрын
@@tortis6342 Any part of the car you can burn your face against has got to qualify as a car part
@miguelgoldberg6 ай бұрын
Distributor.
@x3wildcard6 ай бұрын
There are so many lights, doors and windows in Metallica holy shit
@SBSP026 ай бұрын
Ride the Car
@chefmike4414Ай бұрын
This video needs at least 10 million likes. Any Metallica fan that hasn't seen this yet has not completed their full commitment to being a true fan 🙂
@ericlindoff8376 ай бұрын
They way James sounded so aggressive on ST Anger exceot for the very last word Pump he said it in a very calm and bored sounding voice and it cracked me up.
@louiseoc68446 ай бұрын
I'm surprised how often they say door and window
@ina.aaahhh6 ай бұрын
man this car sure has lots of lights and doors
@007dust6 ай бұрын
I never thought hearing Papa Het say the word, "DISTRIBUTOR" could bring so much joy to my cold dead heart. That act of sheer random has earned you a sub!
@HighGainGuitar6 ай бұрын
This is actually a good video to hear how james singing evolved Edit: after further inspection I realized you forgot the mirror in master of puppets
@serpentinefire9216 ай бұрын
It got worse album by album but ok.
@HighGainGuitar6 ай бұрын
@serpentinefire921 that's not entirely true considering his vocals peaked at the black album but yeah after that they dud just get worse
@serpentinefire9216 ай бұрын
@@HighGainGuitar black album was trash. His vocals peaked on the first two records. Foh newcomer
@HighGainGuitar6 ай бұрын
@@serpentinefire921 Imagine gate keeping one of the most legendary bands ever
@serpentinefire9216 ай бұрын
@@HighGainGuitar imagine not understanding a culture enough to get defensive of quality control. You're too soft for even a band like Metallica. I think Taylor Swift might fit your cowardly skinny spined sensibilities
@DankoHidalgo6 ай бұрын
Now THIS is what I come to KZbin for. THIS is content.
@iBoss8186 ай бұрын
Me: * driving at a reasonable speed * Squirrel: * exists * My mom: 1:05
@jasonhake55026 ай бұрын
Fr though, I can be slowing down 100 feet away from a car and she'll be yelling at me to slow down
@al-50016 ай бұрын
The Metallicar discography: Drive 'em all Ride the car Master of cars ...And cars for all Metallicar Car Recar St. Car Death Car Hardwired... To Self-driving 72 cars
@GabrielSixx6 ай бұрын
When he said "BATTERY" Dude i felt that
@Nandeadstudios6 ай бұрын
yeah take a wild guess which song gave me the idea for this lmao
@J.M.-xr6xg6 ай бұрын
When I heard "Battery" I immediately knew that's how you got the idea 😂
@Jamesw2856 ай бұрын
You could also count every “Lux” in Lux Æterna as an additional light since it’s Latin for light.
@frixz__5 ай бұрын
🤓
@sonicthefishhogmate90105 ай бұрын
@@frixz__no, hes got a damn good point
@AvaMarie022 ай бұрын
0:09 James summoning his stand
@2MVG18 күн бұрын
everyones favorite part 0:36
@tiffanitravesty28186 ай бұрын
Ride the Lightning McQueen
@methamphetasaur6 ай бұрын
0:32- 0:39 Pump doors windows door, Light doors screen pumps, Distributor LIGHT! This part legitimately slaps.
@Schneiderbtw6 ай бұрын
Kill em all: Motor, Light, fans, body Master of puppets: BATTERY, pumpdoorswindows ride the lightning: FUSE, CHAIR, DoOoR
@eMBit_TV6 ай бұрын
This music is so dark. Meanwhile this music: light light light light light...
@alexfilmsprojects6 ай бұрын
DRIVE EM ALL RIDE THE LIGHT MASTER OF CARS ...AND CARS FOR ALL THE BLACK CAR CAR LOAD RE-CAR LOAD ST. LAMBO CARS MAGNETIC HARDWIRED...TO DRIVE AWAY 72 LIGHTS
@jdAlcantara6 ай бұрын
the thing i love most about these videos is that i always leave them with the impression that, even if i know otherwise, all metallica sings about is car parts
@todessehnsucht6 ай бұрын
WHEELS WHEELS WHEELS WHEELS
@mattyjay17116 ай бұрын
Whenever I'm feeling down or sad, I watch this video and I'm instantly happy again.
@SamPlaysBass496 ай бұрын
“Thing” would be too vague, and yet it is what I call most of my car parts
@chefmike44143 ай бұрын
Lol, if you've never worked on a car, then yes.
@gudjon_jonsson6 ай бұрын
'Fuel mirror light fuel' such a poet james is
@brandonberndt34316 ай бұрын
Battery is every gamers immediate reaction when the controller dies 😂
@sebabuffa77416 ай бұрын
load and reload era got james really into cars
@massiveidiot776 ай бұрын
DISTRIBUTOR
@wadesams1946 ай бұрын
Just a barrage of lights and then a random "WHENDOOOOW"
@Autism746 ай бұрын
Cartallica entire discagraphy Album: Rev'Em All Tracks: Hit The Tarmac The Four Mechanics Motorbreath Jump In The Car (Big O) Filling Tires Whiplash Phantom (Rolls-Royce) No Backing Up Seek & Destroy Armored Tank Album: Ride The 95 Tracks: Fight Fender Bender with Fender Bender Ride The 95 For Whom The Toll Roads Paint to Black Trapped Under Car Exit Car Creeping Crash The Call of Ford Album: Master of Trucks Tracks: Battery Master of Trucks The Pickup That Should Not Be Welcome Home (Truck Driver) Disposable Mechanics Leper Sells Man Peterbilt Derby, Inc. Album: ...And Cars for Kidz Track: Blackbird ...And Cars for Kidz Eye of the Driver Interstate One The Shortest Road-Trip Collector of Cars The Frayed Ends of Insurance Coverage To Live Is to Drive Dyer's Car Album: Cartallica (The Off Road Album) Tracks: Enter Jeep Sad We Crashed Better Than Geico The Undriveable Wherever I May Cruz Don't Tread on Me Through the Tunnel Nothing Else Mater Of Car and Man The Ford That Failed My Friend is my Car The Mechanical Problems Within Album: Broken Down Tracks: Ain't My Fault 4x4 The Dealership Jack Built Unit It Works Nothing's Working Tow Of The Day Bleeding Money Scalping Poor Twisted Me Wasting My Money Insurance Scam Within Cerritos Police Towed My Car Album: Broken Down Again Tracks: Fuel The Damage Remains Those Devil's Never Fixed My Car The Undriveable II Better Work Scamming Crying Like A Baby Bad Insurance Where The Road Rage Is Police Chasing Low Man's Pit Maneuvered Attitude Fender Bender Album: Road Rage Tracks: Racing Road Rage Some Kind of Driver Busted Window Hitting Kids My Road Hit Me Again Amber Alert The Unnamed License Plate jail Time All Could've Been Prevented Album: Car Magnetic Tracks: That Was Just Your Paycheck The End of The Road Broken, Crashed & Poor The Car That Never Arrives All Street Racing Long Piston The Undriveable III The Lambo Kiss Crashing & Reparing My Electric Car Album: Hot-Wired...To Hopefully Start Tracks: Hot-Wired Atlas, Guide Now That We're Crashed Crash Into Store License No More Driving record On Fire Combustion DriverUNKind Here Comes The Rage Am I Savage? Hit and Run Out Speed the Cops Album: 72 Chevy's Tracks: 72 Chevy's Corvair Follows Screaming Corvette Driving My Impala Away You Must Driver! Headlights On Crown of Chevy Chasing Camaros If Chevy Had a Knockoff Too Far Driven? Showroom of Chevy's Silverado
@Nandeadstudios6 ай бұрын
how long did this comment take you lmao
@ongopom6 ай бұрын
@@Nandeadstudiosai maybe
@swickzy92502 ай бұрын
this is gold lmao
@gamleskalle16 ай бұрын
1.light 2.battery Almost as much as "Yeah"!
@Chexo.mp46 ай бұрын
1:39 when i heard “door” from Unforgiven || i immediately listened to it after the video since i haven’t listened to it in awhile 😂
@DetoxMnEFaktory9 күн бұрын
This is the best nonsense I could've hoped to find today. Thank you!
@templarioaph6 ай бұрын
You forgot MIRROR from Master of Puppets
@Nandeadstudios6 ай бұрын
ik. I think I hadn't decided to include mirror until later and forgot to go back to it
@SmartWentCrazy6 ай бұрын
@@Nandeadstudios still very funny. Going to send to my mechanic friend
@CoCoKoth6 ай бұрын
Thank you! This video saves me so much time!
@lojadorsmp4 ай бұрын
With the amount of lights, I think the batteries are justified. 10/10 car
@turanyaqublu78464 ай бұрын
Half of these “brakes” are actually break
@manuscrusader6 ай бұрын
He sings too much Lights cuz he's in a Brilliant Band, Lightallica
@eirianrobotto7 күн бұрын
oh boi, the 72 seasons cover art is really something.
@BlackJackD4v3y6 ай бұрын
distributor 🗣🗣🔥
@mkv27186 ай бұрын
what a weird thing to notice about metallica songs… …and yet it’s so perfect 😂
@Steambull110 күн бұрын
Sometimes it's not about the 4am idea, but the fact that you actually uploaded it, used Comic Sans and left no description besides the title.
@HeyItsCettefille6 ай бұрын
Why was this the funniest thing I’ve watched all day 😭
@Robertdeveaux6 ай бұрын
When he said *pump* (in lowercase) I felt that
@danebowman60975 ай бұрын
HERO status achieved. Thank you so much for making this.
@7StringBlazer6 ай бұрын
1:45 "wheel.. wheel.. *W H E E E E L*"
@suNn.K.O6 ай бұрын
Distributor was great. Harvester of Sorrow one of their top tracks for sure. Wonder if the Megadeth discog is any more varied.
@0bigmika06 ай бұрын
this makes me realize how many times they say "battery"
@Mantorok126 ай бұрын
My favorite Metallica song
@rangamsarmah20616 ай бұрын
Something tells me this whole video was made with the song Fuel in mind💀
@iamdb19906 ай бұрын
man, they love lights and doors, don't they? lol
@benroper42146 ай бұрын
RTL has a disturbing lack of car parts
@metal422life6 ай бұрын
I never honestly knew actually how many times they say mirror and lights
@TodoWasTaken6 ай бұрын
Me: What should I do with the next three minutes of my life KZbin recommendations: Me: Yes