it sounds like we built a very bright, hybrid engine bus with enough mirrors to eliminate all blind spots that only seats 3 people. also 4 wheels have 2 brakes for some reason.
@wanderson32122 күн бұрын
Goat
@superheavydeathmetal2 күн бұрын
Okay, but in “Hero of the Day,” it’s “break me.” A car has brakes, not breaks.
@JacobTheCrocКүн бұрын
@@OMarkica battle bus
@phadrus23 сағат бұрын
@@superheavydeathmetalah close enough 😅
@JackPoppy2 күн бұрын
POV: You're James Hetfield, trying desperately to assemble a car without instructions.
@benjscar15402 күн бұрын
Should have asked Johnny Cash, amiright?
@RustyDockLightКүн бұрын
James is a car guy, though. He could probably assemble a car without instructions
@thedullahan59775 сағат бұрын
you're james hetfield and you're with a friend who has a flashlight, and you're both assembling a car in the dark. "LIGHT"
@Xevonarin8 күн бұрын
1:06 the moments leading up to a horrific crash
@WildinReality8 күн бұрын
😂😂
@abadtime33195 күн бұрын
Underrated comment
@nicolasriveros9432 күн бұрын
Lmfao
@Brohan97Күн бұрын
Excellent comment
@michaeljones737219 сағат бұрын
Lmao😂 wouldn't have noticed that, had I not read your comment good shit
@theparadoxbox17449 күн бұрын
I love how every car part in 72 Seasons is just "light" lol. They definitely had a theme with that album
@jompahyeah76359 күн бұрын
After watching the whole clip, it seems that Metallica is using "Light/Lights" in almost every song xD
@xsanos25869 күн бұрын
Thats why 72 seasons is the worst album🤣
@jompahyeah76359 күн бұрын
@@xsanos2586 Well when I heard the album for the first time I felt like I already heard the songs before, and almost every song sound the same
@averagepinkfloydfan9 күн бұрын
@@xsanos2586I'd say St Anger wins that title. The songs feel eternal and the production doesn't help. Not to mention that Purify is one of the worst things to have ever fallen upon my ears. 72 Seasons is obviously not free of sin, mainly committing the same mistake of letting the songs drag on a few measures too long, and some of the songs just being plain forgettable, but its lows are nowhere near St Anger's lows and its highs are also not on the same level as their previous albums. Still I don't hate either album, I even enjoy St Anger, but I don't think 72S is quite near being their worst album.
@xsanos25869 күн бұрын
@@averagepinkfloydfan That was just a joke. But I cant name the worst album except Lulu. I like every album even if couple songs dont appeal to me
@theroaddemon71618 күн бұрын
My mechanic telling me everything that needs to be fixed/replaced when all I went in for was an oil change.
@borizzle14 күн бұрын
lol
@kukko832 күн бұрын
😂😂
@Harry_Stylus2 күн бұрын
"Sir, that will be approximately the cost of a brand new car, thanks."
@mutoneon13 сағат бұрын
Better than going in for a change and the garage not telling you anything and sending you out with empty fluids and an uncapped oil pan.
@balintkristof84428 күн бұрын
0:09 sounds like James is calling his mother in german.
@SpiffoGaming6 күн бұрын
James Lindemann
@wirti949 күн бұрын
So "light" for Metallica is like "far away" for Dragonforce :D
@bluec91519 күн бұрын
Or “Rainbow” for Dio
@josemcgomes9 күн бұрын
Check "Metallica likes Death"!
@pkepix54058 күн бұрын
@@bluec9151or kings and queens for Dio
@Imyodadd8 күн бұрын
Govt. references for Megadeth
@Imyodadd8 күн бұрын
Goat Screams - Slayer
@kvsbluewater33722 күн бұрын
"Hey James, who's your favorite Death Note character?"
@MiguelPaulettePerez-bj8ml8 күн бұрын
Distributor was probably the stand out lyric
@crissblack4788 күн бұрын
Metallica albums in a parallel world: Run 'Em All Over Ride the Motorcycle Master of Highway ...And License for All Metallcar Ignite ReIgnite St.Road Rage Stall Magnetic Hardwired...to Drunk Drive 72 Parking Tickets
@FriedrichHerschel8 күн бұрын
Well, and Garage Inc you do not even have to rename.
@Nandeadstudios8 күн бұрын
hardwired...to drunk drive goes hard tbh I'd buy that album
@eslwgpg12267 күн бұрын
St. Road Rage would’ve worked better
@bravo.guitar6 күн бұрын
something country style
@appalachianpatriot17966 күн бұрын
😂
@TheMF37219 күн бұрын
0:33 actually sounds good tho
@smayjay629 күн бұрын
the doors and windows sound good because they’re in the same line in the song.
@elijahcandage9 күн бұрын
@@smayjay62 What was the song?
@smayjay629 күн бұрын
@@elijahcandage Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
@Diabhork7 күн бұрын
@@elijahcandage Welcome Home (Sanitarium), specifically when they say "No locked doors, no windows barred"
@TheSlick9 күн бұрын
"Chop your breakfast on a mirror"?
@Professionalloser699 күн бұрын
Sounds like something ozzy does
@Nandeadstudios9 күн бұрын
I have no idea how I missed that
@Fourthirteen828 күн бұрын
@@Nandeadstudios well now you gotta go back and do it all again
@Nandeadstudios8 күн бұрын
@@Fourthirteen82 I'll let someone else do that haha
@TippiGordon5 күн бұрын
"Make a contribution and you'll get a better SEAT"
@brain_leech9 күн бұрын
“light” - james hetfeild
@perret3189 күн бұрын
This is the dumbest, most random idea ever. And I freakin' LOVE it!
@SomeGuy-qy9qh8 күн бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@foohum488 күн бұрын
1:59 “WINDOW 👹INJECTOR INJECTOR 😈😈LIGHT pump🙂”
@ericlindoff8378 күн бұрын
Thus cracked me up
@GDisclaimer3 күн бұрын
INJECTOR INJECTOR 🥵🥵 huh? 🤨
@nykolasgamer12319 күн бұрын
Light,light,light,light,light...
@mungofinalfi44809 күн бұрын
72 Light Seasons.
@JH-td6ir8 күн бұрын
This felt much longer than 2 minutes
@DonPetrushka6 күн бұрын
Bcs it's 2:30 min
@VashVenusКүн бұрын
Like all Metallica media, it always feels way longer than it should
@user-tn9en3vt3m9 күн бұрын
Ride the Car
@NinjaParkourTV6 күн бұрын
This is what mustaine wanted metallica to sound like back in the 80s
@mungofinalfi44809 күн бұрын
LIGHTNESS is setting me free Absolute delight I can now live I can now fly
@miguelgoldberg9 күн бұрын
Distributor.
@guylikesguitar8 күн бұрын
"No, Patrick. Gasoline is not a part of a car."
@Nandeadstudios8 күн бұрын
true but the car doesn't function without gasoline in the tank lmao
@godofmediocrity75826 күн бұрын
@@NandeadstudiosTesla:
@devoured6by6humans66 күн бұрын
@@Nandeadstudios uhm, actually...🤓 "Diesel" is not gasoline.
@devoured6by6humans66 күн бұрын
@@godofmediocrity7582 no no, it's about cars not ipads with wheels lol
@0Ploxx6 күн бұрын
@@devoured6by6humans6goes for every new car now :(
@F1stzz8 күн бұрын
With the amount of "door" in his songs James might actually be a door & not a table 🤔
@danmcintyre97335 күн бұрын
I AM THE DOOR
@ashleighsalinas8526Күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@DakGuy058 күн бұрын
2:00 "pump" lmao
@wob67769 күн бұрын
"distributor" 🤣🤣
@dwapaka029 күн бұрын
we are reaching climax of this humor of ours
@corpseweed7 күн бұрын
"humor"
@louiseoc68449 күн бұрын
I'm surprised how often they say door and window
@vicrattlehead699 күн бұрын
perfect video for my degraded sense of humor
@miszlakoo3508 күн бұрын
you could've included entire "Fuel" and nobody would notice
@coltonkizziah-lc5pu8 күн бұрын
He forgot mirror in master of puppets
@benroper421416 сағат бұрын
And chrome in Fuel
@tortis63424 сағат бұрын
@@benroper4214how is chrome a part of a car? Did you just watch fury road or something?
@todessehnsucht9 күн бұрын
WHEELS WHEELS WHEELS WHEELS
@arlesluna50018 күн бұрын
The Metallicar discography: Drive 'em all Ride the car Master of cars ...And cars for all Metallicar Car Recar St. Car Death Car Hardwired... To Self-driving 72 cars
@iBoss8187 күн бұрын
Me: * driving at a reasonable speed * Squirrel: * exists * My mom: 1:05
@HighGainGuitar9 күн бұрын
This is actually a good video to hear how james singing evolved Edit: after further inspection I realized you forgot the mirror in master of puppets
@serpentinefire9218 күн бұрын
It got worse album by album but ok.
@HighGainGuitar8 күн бұрын
@serpentinefire921 that's not entirely true considering his vocals peaked at the black album but yeah after that they dud just get worse
@serpentinefire9218 күн бұрын
@@HighGainGuitar black album was trash. His vocals peaked on the first two records. Foh newcomer
@HighGainGuitar8 күн бұрын
@@serpentinefire921 Imagine gate keeping one of the most legendary bands ever
@serpentinefire9218 күн бұрын
@@HighGainGuitar imagine not understanding a culture enough to get defensive of quality control. You're too soft for even a band like Metallica. I think Taylor Swift might fit your cowardly skinny spined sensibilities
@tiffanitravesty28188 күн бұрын
Ride the Lightning McQueen
@ericlindoff8378 күн бұрын
They way James sounded so aggressive on ST Anger exceot for the very last word Pump he said it in a very calm and bored sounding voice and it cracked me up.
@GabrielSixx8 күн бұрын
When he said "BATTERY" Dude i felt that
@Nandeadstudios8 күн бұрын
yeah take a wild guess which song gave me the idea for this lmao
@J.M.-xr6xg2 күн бұрын
When I heard "Battery" I immediately knew that's how you got the idea 😂
@nigelsmith7218 күн бұрын
Fuck, I just laughed fully out loud at "distributor"....old school genius.
@T-roccBABY3 күн бұрын
Ironically, nothing from the garage material.
@danielmrtns5 күн бұрын
Me: “Wow, whoever made this video must have a LOT of spare time on their hands!” Also me: *watched the entire video* 😒
@manuscrusader9 күн бұрын
He sings too much Lights cuz he's in a Brilliant Band, Lightallica
@Schneiderbtw8 күн бұрын
Kill em all: Motor, Light, fans, body Master of puppets: BATTERY, pumpdoorswindows ride the lightning: FUSE, CHAIR, DoOoR
@Jamesw2853 күн бұрын
You could also count every “Lux” in Lux Æterna as an additional light since it’s Latin for light.
@rubevanderwielen93239 күн бұрын
I cracked up at 'Distributor'
@sebabuffa77419 күн бұрын
load and reload era got james really into cars
@jaymz19998 күн бұрын
Hi, in the eighties I counted how many times their lyrics referred to death and dying. That would be interesting to hear.
@palaherk9 күн бұрын
gaesolieaneeeeeeee
@alexfilmsprojects9 күн бұрын
DRIVE EM ALL RIDE THE LIGHT MASTER OF CARS ...AND CARS FOR ALL THE BLACK CAR CAR LOAD RE-CAR LOAD ST. LAMBO CARS MAGNETIC HARDWIRED...TO DRIVE AWAY 72 LIGHTS
@FernandoLopez-gx2jmКүн бұрын
This is the brightest car ever
@massiveidiot778 күн бұрын
DISTRIBUTOR
@ina.aaahhh5 күн бұрын
man this car sure has lots of lights and doors
@DankoHidalgo9 күн бұрын
Now THIS is what I come to KZbin for. THIS is content.
@Robertdeveaux5 күн бұрын
When he said *pump* (in lowercase) I felt that
@ninizeldav71742 күн бұрын
Honestly this is the most original content I've seen in a while. Hats off sir !
@Youssef.H869 күн бұрын
Thw video hits hard on 2x speed
@gudjon_jonsson6 күн бұрын
'Fuel mirror light fuel' such a poet james is
@gamleskalle18 күн бұрын
1.light 2.battery Almost as much as "Yeah"!
@danielbeaumont3744Күн бұрын
this is art and should be preserved for future generations
@emem27569 күн бұрын
Try this with Mechanix😂
@Cepbe3Ho_Cepbe3HoBN49 күн бұрын
Do the same with Megadeth, please.
@savetheevo9 күн бұрын
I'm guessing Mechanix will contribute a lot to that vid
@Cepbe3Ho_Cepbe3HoBN49 күн бұрын
@@savetheevo Yeah i asked for this because of Mechanix.
@fragdude44503 күн бұрын
Kudos to whoever edited this sounds like alot of work. Good job.
@dogmonkey943 сағат бұрын
Idk where else to post this but the last tracks on load and reload are some of the best songwriting they ever did.
@CoCoKoth23 сағат бұрын
Thank you! This video saves me so much time!
@iamtorryian34 минут бұрын
THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET.
@templarioaph9 күн бұрын
You forgot MIRROR from Master of Puppets
@Nandeadstudios8 күн бұрын
ik. I think I hadn't decided to include mirror until later and forgot to go back to it
@jordanlindsey42995 күн бұрын
This is even better than I expected
@uncroppedsoop4 күн бұрын
everyone's talking about light but the thing is it's very spread out with other words between it frequently enough. battery was ridiculous
@Jack2ndRun8 күн бұрын
distributor 🗣🗣🔥
@mboemker8 күн бұрын
Love it! Leper Messiah "seat" instead of chair
@methamphetasaur2 күн бұрын
0:32- 0:39 Pump doors windows door, Light doors screen pumps, Distributor LIGHT! This part legitimately slaps.
@RalphMayers8 күн бұрын
Car 'em all Ride the car Master of Cars And cars for all Metallicar Loadcar Reloadcar St. Car Death magneticar Carwired to cardestruct 72 cars
@Cool_Guy_24373 сағат бұрын
Battery is going to haunt me and be in my nightmares now
@Whipko8 күн бұрын
One can assembly entire car few times over with this one... sure, some parts will be missing here and there but that's the thing with Hetfield, you can tell he likes when the car is LIGHT.
@jdAlcantara7 күн бұрын
the thing i love most about these videos is that i always leave them with the impression that, even if i know otherwise, all metallica sings about is car parts
@aspiringjoker28832 күн бұрын
Bro forgot "CHOP YOUR BREAKFAST ON A MIRROR!"
@colinfrank9026Күн бұрын
This is really gonna help me with my songwriting. A lyrical treasure
@brandonberndt343121 сағат бұрын
Battery is every gamers immediate reaction when the controller dies 😂
@Byrvurra16 сағат бұрын
What I got from this: light, gasoline, door.
@HeyItsCettefilleКүн бұрын
Why is was this the funniest thing I’ve watched all day 😭
@dylgaarthecarpathian40196 күн бұрын
This is some premium OG KZbin content right here
@My_trashtalking_accountКүн бұрын
I can't believe I listened to the whole thing. Well done.
@-S.F.K.8 күн бұрын
This is my favorite song
@gamebossje58188 күн бұрын
Fuel was made for this video
@bluedrinksfilms17952 күн бұрын
In all seriousness, Metallica family… we need this.
@redpig68787 күн бұрын
Oddly specific but surprisingly a solid video with lots of things in it! I like it!
@ariskoumbanakis4678 күн бұрын
Distributor 🗣️🗣️
@HalfDuck9 күн бұрын
You're some kind of genius
@olafthehumanКүн бұрын
"pump." killed me 🤣
@SaladBowlz20 сағат бұрын
"Fuel Engines Gasoline" Man's knows his shit.
@ZeroInUtero938 сағат бұрын
This guy really likes lights, doors, and windows
@rumplestiltskin13368 күн бұрын
"Old PAINT, old looks" Purify on st anger 0:38 seconds
@Nandeadstudios8 күн бұрын
I decided not to include paint as it was too vague. Doesn't really affect the functionality of the car
@rumplestiltskin13367 күн бұрын
@@Nandeadstudios fair point
@sireffortlessgarbage79229 күн бұрын
This is pinnacle humor
@the_algo_rhythm6 күн бұрын
I don't know why the algorithm brought me here, but I am glad. Also, DISTRIBUTOR fuckin sent me.
@Naniamania37 сағат бұрын
Either you’re the hero we didn’t know we needed it this is a cry for help.