Could Batman TAKEDOWN Diavolo & Passione? - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[@METAsMETAs]

ENJOY THE NEW VIDEO!!!!!!!

[@Lavendercandle1]

what was the music used in the video

[@METAsMETAs]

@@Lavendercandle1 telltale Batman mostly

[@Lavendercandle1]

@@METAsMETAs ok but i was on about the beginning of the video. something about that song sounds familiar to me

[@adonisbballin]

Blessed be the lord for delivering to us such delicacies. Thank you, oh glorious king METAs!

[@Khan_Miro]

No, i refuse!

[@sekri0940]

If Batman is famous in this world, couldn’t polnareff just make a bat signal

[@METAsMETAs]

WAIT YOUR FUCKING COOKING

[@badguydiablo2742]

He might be onto something

[@WevibinnN]

Hold on.. his writing fire 👀

[@roaringthunder115]

Let him cook

[@MoonwalkMonster]

Why didn't Polnareff just use the bat signal? Is he stupid?

[@SingleCeIIedOrganism]

If Batman was in the jojo’s universe no way he’s not learning hamon right

[@Xxevvy]

he would 100% know hamon

[@namejeff7616]

i could see batman manifesting his own stand and just not using it because he’d see it as a liability or just simply not needing it

[@khadizaanwarjolly5779]

@@namejeff7616 same guy that uses tech that is prone to fail wont use the spiritual manifestation of his own willpower huh

[@fora1924]

​@@khadizaanwarjolly5779That's the problem, its still a manifestation of his fighting spirit. And just like everyone knows batman is a bastion of sanity

[@thatoneothergamer6158]

there's actually a comic book parallel to that: in the DC universe there is obviously magic, long story short Batman is forbidden from learning magic, more likely than not any hamon master would look at bruce wayne and go "hell nah, he's gonna use it for evil or some shit".

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Greenday: “haha the mold will kill you if you are at a lower altitude then me!” Batman: “hehe grapple hook go burrrr”

[@parry3439]

batarang straight to the noggin

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Batman: do you know who I am are you stupid I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!

[@sweetlitlbumblb]

well it's more "Batman: haha grapple hook go ziiiipp!"

[@skeepodoop5197]

Batman's "no killing" rule really saves his ass against Carne not going to lie lmao.

[@KeizerSosebee]

Yeah I feel like notorious BIG would be a threat for the entire justice league, dude is crazy

[@explosivegrape]

@@KeizerSosebee Any green lantern would no diff BIG.

[@KeizerSosebee]

@@explosivegrape you’re saying that like lantern corps members aren’t completely busted and only limited by imagination

[@vanta8975]

@@KeizerSosebeenot really most have high enough durability to tank it and just send it to space

[@KeizerSosebee]

@@vanta8975 if you threw it into space it could theoretically match the speed of the rotation of the earth and come back best way is to slowly freeze it

[@goroakechi6126]

I like the idea that, since Batman still has his no kill rule, La Squadra basically gets off Scott free.

[@jruler93]

It's not that they get off scott free, it's just that they don't get killed. But that's the only mercy they'll be afforded.

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

@@jruler93 they won't die... they wish they had died with the amount of broken bones the Dark Knight will give them.

[@Gigas0101]

@@jruler93 RETIRED.

[@goroakechi6126]

@@thesymbiotenation.4552 Well, Scott free in that they’ll recover, especially since Melone can probably train baby face to heal them up or something.

[@xzavierslater3512]

​@thesymbiotenation.4552 Proscuitto kept his stand active after getting mangled by a train, he shouldn't do that.

[@Mister_Shoe]

Batman's stand here being basically fear gas and the demonic look it gave him is such a perfect idea

[@manupm9161]

Sadly he would get into tons of copyright issues with the scarecrow

[@Mister_Shoe]

@manupm9161 No worries, the localization team will take care of it by renaming fear gas into scary air!

[@mugsmcratmin6842]

​@@Mister_Shoe Not the haunting odor!!!

[@Mister_Shoe]

@@mugsmcratmin6842 Are you talking about the lingering fight or flight stimulating particles?

[@mugsmcratmin6842]

@@Mister_Shoe flaccid pancake

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Batman with his stand prep time might figure out something

[@bashamd96]

The only question I have is how does he beat Diavolo?

[@DarkraiDrive]

Bro beat me to it lmao

[@Jhazzmiin]

@@bashamd96idk but he’s found ways to defeat much stronger opponents

[@danendraarkananta9442]

batman with hermit purple,,💪💪

[@zacharywinn8360]

That could actually be cool if it work like paisley parks

[@efremvarnadoii2849]

I can see a requiem batman stand put someone in a fear lock or give someone such an intense phobia of breaking the law they are forced to be an average citizen

[@gaminganimators7000]

That makes sense because Batman does want to rehabilitate his foes so a Reqium ability that kinda does that fits him

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Average citizens break the law all the time without even realizing it. Theyd be a saint lol

[@ktrn6713]

Clockwork orange stand basically

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Actually gives him infinite prep time

[@genesismultiverse4896]

​@@gaminganimators7000 batman: unless you want nightmares you'll fight the evil ROCK N ROLL

[@eggegg8526]

Batman: Its over Nero, I have 69000 days of prep time! Nero: *Grows nails inside Batman's balls*

[@zombyjano]

The REAL steel balls

[@caesargold3695]

Rissoto: Impossible.. how did you brush off that attack? Batman: Using preptime I had Alfred keep my balls in an icebox until this fight is over and attached a fake sack in its stead to trick you!

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

I doubt there is enough blood in the scrotum for Rissotto to use as the lack of any muscle tissue at all is what make the nuts so vulnerable

[@darioalejandrosirventgarci743]

Batman regularly faces and defeats Mr Freeze, and has experience with other ice-based villains like Captain Cold and Killer Frost. Other than freezing on contact, Ghiaccio and White Album aren't anything he hasn't seen before. Plus, we're shown that Ghiaccio still needs to breathe and leaves a hole open for it. With his IQ, as soon as he realizes that, he can just whip out some knock out gas, strong enough to even bring down Super Woman by the way, and finish it off quickly, and even if Ghiaccio could freeze the gas before he inhales it, that would still leave a frozen mist around him blocking his view, and losing sight of Batman is never a good thing.

[@Miss_Heed_Lover]

I agree. Especially Killer Frost's power level is very underrated, on her own she can give the league trouble for a very short period of time.

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Batman: you know you would do better without letting your rage go over way that way you can do better Ghiaccio: WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME I AM PERFECTLY CALM!!! batman: how about this you shut up and *I won't break your legs and arms and put you in the hospital for 2 weeks forever scaring your psyche with PTSD and you will try and help society instead of being a baby* got it Ghiaccio: ..........(Shaken with fear)

[@BB-gk4dv]

The funniest way to fight risotto would be if Batman adopted him in the middle of the fight as the new Robin

[@UltraZombie115]

Na trish

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Batman: how about it you will become a robin (or any other evolution branch of robin in comics) and we will fight crime together

[@demonkiller8000]

Batman uses the pain of his past to help humanity. He uses his grief for good. Good Grief. That's pretty good

[@aprinceofearthsea4875]

I respect the set up and payoff of this comment, thank you.

[@THENemesisXX99]

When it comes to the whole fight with Risotto Nero. The only way Batman is getting out of this alive is that Nero is merciful and doesnt go out of his way to kill him. Seeing as how Batman doesnt kill and thus all of Nero's comrades are alive. Thats very likely. Im pretty sure you of all people know that the reason why Doppio survived as long as he did is because Nero was interrogating him and he needed information about Diavolo. By the time Nero put two and two together and Diavolo came to the surface. It was too late and he got fatally shot by Aerosmith.

[@Fruge430]

There's blood inside the human brain, there's nothing stopping Risotto from just filling your brain with razorblades, killing you instantly. He is absolutely cracked.

[@THENemesisXX99]

@@Fruge430 Yes I'm perfectly aware of this. That's why I said the only way Batman gets out alive. Is if Nero is merciful.

[@kabasidibey5684]

@@THENemesisXX99 facts

[@handhelder823]

Why would he even fight la squadra tho? It's not like they have opposing goals

[@handhelder823]

​@@THENemesisXX99we see him figure out Doppio's identity and he still doesn’t explode Doppio's head. He might not know

[@YamaMaharaja]

La Squadra: What could you do to us? Batman: Not only pay you better than your Boss.. But offer the best health insurance bundles that's completely covered by me. La Squadra: Tell us where to sign.

[@Legend39]

unironically sounds like something he would do, just imagine Diavolo asking where tf his gang members went, just to get jumped by them and batman.

[@METAsMETAs]

You are right you know!

[@khadizaanwarjolly5779]

@@Legend39 ngl they were this close to jumping him themselves but they couldnt cause yk, golden wind

[@diooverheaven6561]

"Health insurance bundles" that's most american offer to hire somebody you can say. I mean free healthcare ain't always the best but private healthcare ain't that important, for example in my workplace you can get private healthcare coverage with most things included for ~12,5 $. So yeah it wouldn't be something enticing to most Europeans as that's something already provided plus at least 4 weaks of paid vacations that your boss will force you to take each year as they are legally obligated to do that, unlimited sick leave (unless it's obvious you are just trying to not work), paid mothernity leave (oftenat at least a year) with job security (in most places), in some countries even paid paternity leave (in both cases stipulated time is 100% then extended for 80% at least in my country).

[@RoiGBoi]

@@diooverheaven6561 It's a better health insurance because you won't get killed in the most horrible way just for asking a raise

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Antimobster spray at the ready

[@METAsMETAs]

I love this😭🤣

[@gamecavalier3230]

Don't you mean Bat-Antimobster Spray?

[@genesismultiverse4896]

And has camazots from the Godzilla review trained and ready

[@MojaveMoron]

​@@gamecavalier3230don't you mean「Bat-Antimobster Spray」?

[@gavout1511]

30:25 from what I can tell, Giorno entered the boss’s name on a name database, and it tripped a bug that alerted Pol. Basically, the boss would NEVER ask anyone to create such a bug, because that would mean revealing his identity, and the only person who know’s the boss’s identity outside of Diavolo himself is Pol due to his near death experience.

[@tyforestreacts]

So basically… In terms of story: It’s an intense thriller, where Batman must employ every skill he has to his advantage, and edge out a win. In terms of power-scaling: DC COMICS SCALING GO BRRRRR.

[@METAsMETAs]

Yes

[@loselot6044]

Power scaling wise: Batman is too busted. I mean, cmon, the dude got trained by everyone from Ra' to Santa Claus For having fun storywise: this is an extremely hard fight where Batman barely wins and gets a stand

[@demontiming3234]

As far as stands there is literally nothing he can do and soon as he confronts a stand user he’s cooked

[@worthyedge9307]

​@@demontiming3234other than kill the stand user... which is probably what would happen lol

[@babyblue1443]

Are we talking about the same guy who canonically have killed the entire justice league ?? With prep time no fucking stand user is doing anything to that mf remember even the strongest users such as Pucci with universal stands got beat by using simple oxygen poisoning tricks Batman annhilates jojo verse ​@@demontiming3234

[@alphayell4598]

Ok but would Captain America win the Steel Ball Run race?

[@momaLuigi]

He has no shot against johnny or valentine

[@khadizaanwarjolly5779]

captain america when funny valentine out americas him by have scars randomly become the american flag (USA!! USA!! USA!!)

[@g.n.a4871]

American fuck yeah

[@Jsipki265]

@@momaLuigiYeah he does like only love train will cause some trouble, but if he’s competing since the beginning of the race he’s killing Valatine.

[@manupm9161]

Nah, but the ghost rider definitely would beat it

[@masonmackay5483]

I never knew I needed a Batman vs Risotto fight so badly. Risotto being able to hide in broad daylight and use a combination of both mid-ranged and close-quarters attacks really parallels Batman's usual way of dispatching criminals, meaning it would almost be like batman is fighting a version of himself. I think this would make for an insane battle of attrition. Great video 👍

[@gladoseon4117]

Give Batman like 12 seconds prep time and Passione gets turned into a fine red paste by Batman’s stand: [Prottu Arumoru]

[@handan3786]

I love Good Grief for Batman, it is perfect for and true to Batman and his character. This stand perfectly represents Batman making himself a symbol of fear for villains; they see the bat, they brown their pants. Edit: Batman's cowl/binoculars shouldn't work against Risotto's invisibility, as they would probably have some metal in them and Batman would have to discard them.

[@lyricalvarez7919]

As the world’s greatest detective, he’d be able to figure out how to take them down on the mafia end after a while. But when it comes to fighting, he wouldn’t be able to do too much sadly.

[@tuojiangoman3228]

This is the most reasonable guess.

[@jruler93]

He outboxes most of these guys. Their Stands could be dangerous, but if he ends up with his own Stand, most of them are cooked.

[@lyricalvarez7919]

@@jruler93 I actually didn’t think METAS would give him a stand… but it definitely makes everything easier. He’s got better hands than most in Jojo.

[@Fadednumbers]

@@jruler93 except not really most of their stands for faster than them by miles. He’s going to have holes of them and killed easily.

[@damonlam9145]

Did you forget that despite Batman being the most human he was able to defeat ghosts, magicians and a whole bunch of other supernatural creatures on his own. So I think he’ll manage.

[@bigpurplepops]

"Black Star Platinum" is something Inever knew I needed. Hood Joatro in the timeline where Joseph never hit bank... (still no dad btw)

[@cultofmel]

25:14 If Doppio can literally vomit razorblades made out of the iron from his own blood and be fine, Batman can definitely do the same.

[@peabrain6872]

Doppio is diavolo

[@atendentedomarket7545]

Also Metallica take a time to works, and works more precisely in metal particles, than whole objects

[@XD-sc4ix]

​@@atendentedomarket7545and if I'm not wrong metallica also has a short range

[@didacosred9427]

The only real criticism I have of this video is that you don't talk about Batman's gadget's a lot. For simplicity's sake you could've just used his Arkham franchise's utility belt. Against Ghiaccio he could've used the thermal batsuit he gets to defeat Mr. Freeze on Arkham Origins' Cold Cold Heart DLC (If you didn't play it I would recommend, it's insanely good) because there is no real way Batman is casually punching through a block of Ice without breaking his hands and it's not a stretch to say that he would be able to get it since he gets Alfred to ship it to him in just a few minutes. Against Risotto I wouldn't say that Risotto would really fight him,they would just have a conversation on why he is doing this if he doesn't even get anything out of it, Batman would probably even try to help him by getting him and his team a good job at Wayne Enterprises or something like that. Risotto is vengeful but he isn't stupid, he knows that Batman could've easily killed him and his squad without them even knowing he was there. He also knows that they are bad people so Risotto would probably just understand that there is no use in fighting him. You probably wanted them to fight for the sake of the video tho but it's not that bad. IF they had to fight I would see Batman have a lot of problem with Risotto creating stuff inside the Batsuit, honestly I could even see Bruce unmasking to get scissors out of his thoat or something like that. Batman would probably retreat so he could create armor that blocks Metallica's magnetism or something like that. Tho if he stayed untill the end I would probably see him needing to rest for a day or two since fighting Risotto takes a lot from your body. I honestly think that Batman would lose against King Crimson if he stayed for the first time, depending on the environment he wouldn't be able to know how King Crimson works and die, not much to use on an empty room y'know. He either retreats to get more information and ends up stumbling on Polnareff or he creates a gadget that is able to take advantage of Diavolo's "short sightness" by tricking him into a place where he can defeat him. Would also be cool to see a video on "What if Batman tried to track down Diavolo as Golden Wind happened" just to see him interact with Giorno and Bruno. Since Batman can't let Giorno keep the gang even if Giorno's intentions come from a noble place he would either arrest the gang after the events or Batman would let him keep it on the condition he doesn't hurt innocent people. PS: If La Squadra wasn't a group of assassins Batman would team up with them lol

[@METAsMETAs]

I do agree with you. I’m wanted to talk more about the gadgets, but then I realized through my research he has WAY TOO MUCH. Borderline gag powers at some points. But I was thinking the entire time he has like beginning of Arkham asylum gadgets.

[@theulmitter5725]

"Star Platinum, but instead of time stop, he has prep time" is incredibly funny to me

[@Valcorr_122]

1980's batman could have a anti-golden experience spray

[@joezar33]

wtf ??? You're thinking of 1960s Silver Age Batman .. the 1980s is the Brozen age u Zoomer Twatt 😅

[@JackgarPrime]

Batman taking full advantage of his whole "criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot" concept in this run.

[@animefan77]

29:43- yeah both Ciocolatta and Secco personality wise are what Batman faces almost everyday with his rogue gallery. Batman to Ciocolatta: I have a feeling you’re Joker with a Stand.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Oh yeah, if Green Day ends up killing as many bystanders as it did in Golden Wind(and sadly it kinda has to if Batman is going to have a chance of figuring out how it works without getting killed by it), even he's going to be tempted to commit a seven page muda-muda-muda rush on the bastard. EDIT: though on the other hand, I'd imagine that Joker wouldn't get a Stand as blunt and simple as Green Day. I see him getting one of those "weak/useless" Stands that require something clever on the User's part to become terrifying.

[@dethaw6926]

​@@RipOffProductionsLLCthe ability to overwhelm anything with emotion (including inanimate objects)

[@Malevolence460]

Man. I was kinda hoping Bats and Risotto would team up leading to Diavolo dying by Risottos hand (making it canon) but we all know Bruce wouldn’t allow that. Still a phenomenal video nonetheless!!

[@marsh1270]

Sick concept, exellent execution, overall great+goofy

[@METAsMETAs]

Thank you!

[@anonymus8729]

Batman doesn't beat risotto. Risotto can create blades in Batman's veins. Hes cooked.

[@palm_fangz1018]

Fr, bro said batman's gonna take his armor off like that matters

[@zombyjano]

​@@palm_fangz1018 Armor on or off, Risotto has more than enough iron to work with.

[@IndyMiraaga]

Assuming he'd even want to... They have the same goals, their only differences are morals. Risotto wants to take down Diavolo, Batman wants to take down Diavolo. More than likely they wouldn't even fight from the getgo, and if they did it doesn't mean Risotto would just go for the killshot for no reason. He actually thinks before he acts. "If I can't beat Diavolo, I should keep this guy alive so he has a shot." He'd want Batman as a backup plan, just in case. Or, use Batman to soften Diavolo up before Risotto jumps in and finishes the job. Not to mention from the aspect of story, Batman would have a much easier time figuring out who Diavolo really was. Risotto would probably want to let him go, then try to follow him to find Diav.

[@RobBlu-d6u]

He did the same thing to Diavolo and still lost. It's still a short range stand.

[@bird1729]

​@@RobBlu-d6umainly cause he wasn't going for the kill + Aerosmith interference

[@juliusmims3867]

"Not the same Batman from 20 years ago" *Shows 1960's Batman*

[@TheGodOfAss]

Hamon

[@givemysundaeback]

"Had I been the one you reached first...I would have co-operated. Joining our missions together would make us unstoppable. But that's not how things turned out. I have no resentment of you, but the trail of bodies you walked in on happened to be my family. I trust you understand why I have to kill you, right?"

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

@@givemysundaeback “Funny, I didn’t even kill anyone of your member. Gack.” “Wait really?” “Yeah. Gack…just in hospital. I pay for their speed recovery.” **suddenly scissors disappear allowing Batman to gasp for air again** “I see now. Sorry for jumping you earlier.”

[@petrenicolae3282]

​@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ecNero wouldn't really trust his enemy.And nothing says that their treatment would be ended just because he kills Batman.

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

@@petrenicolae3282 But Batman would provide proof he didn’t kill La Squadra member. And who exactly would pay for La Squadra if Batman dies? The boss? Also Batman paying to help the criminal is not something new. Mr Freeze is one. Poison Ivy is the other one. Heck even the Vintriloquist got help to recover.

[@petrenicolae3282]

@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec The hospital bills would still be payed for even after Batman dies,If Nero disposés of the body, and No one finds the body,La Squadra's hospital bills will still be payed,at least until they recover. Batman pays to help criminals but the Ventriloquist is still stuck with Mr.Scarface and Freeze is still no where close to curring Nora.

[@petrenicolae3282]

@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec And proof can be fabricated.

[@Passione_Offical_Channel]

5:22 RAAHHH PURPLE HAZE FEEDBACK MENTIONED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A OVA ADAPTATION!?!?!

[@METAsMETAs]

YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE WHOS GOT IT YESSSSSS

[@Passione_Offical_Channel]

@@METAsMETAsjust got through the whole video, maybe Spider-Man Vs Stone Ocean or JoJolion could be interesting?

[@kirayoshikage1491]

I think batman would best diavolo pretty easy, just gas a large area with paralysing knockout gas, make a large enough area of effect that even with the ten second future sight he wouldn't be able to escape

[@kmiles450]

​@@Passione_Offical_ChannelSpider-Man fucking DIES in jojolion AND Stone Ocean. He's my absolute favorite comic book character but the abilities get crazy. Also technically Spider-Man is already in Stone Ocean iykyk

[@dorememe8548]

Man’s tickling my special interests. Thanks for the video! I’d actually really love a Batman story that felt like Araki’s writing. It would give us a story that gives us the silliness of campy older Batman stories and marries it to the emotional weight of more gritty modern Batman stories.

[@bruh5_4.]

If Batman ever got a stand it whould probably be like the strongest stand for no reason other then than he's Batman. Or his stand is just a stand version of superman who just as strong as the real one.

[@gerbbabycare3771]

Since he and Jotaro act pretty similar I imagine it would be pretty close to Star Platinum, probably with a shadow ability instead

[@loselot6044]

I figured his stand would be a suit stand that makes a Batsuit (like White Album)

[@chamber_hiro256]

I could imagine him having a rohan like stand ngl.

[@demontiming3234]

@@gerbbabycare3771 not how stands work bro, if he has a shadow ability then his stand wouldn’t be physically strong

[@demontiming3234]

Batman would honestly have a detective oriented stand like moody blues either that or he would have a suit stand that is his bat suit

[@digunder14]

given batman also regularly has battled mr. freeze. the countermeasures he carries incase of a fight freeze, would work here 19:25 also if i am not mistaken, mr freeze can actually freeze things to absolute 0

[@CyberTiamat]

My personal opinion: fuck no. Even if he somehow learned about stands and what every member’s stands do, people like Risotto and Diavolo instantly win for having absolutely broken stands that can kill him instantly.

[@SomeRando92]

Yeah but metas is pulling a dio from JoJos very straight adventure and... **loud obnoxious slurping noises** sucking off bats.

[@jacobwansleeben]

After finding where Diavolo is, he just blocks off every exit to the building he's in and fills it with sleeping gas. Easy win.

[@CyberTiamat]

@@jacobwansleeben King Crimson insta kills him

[@jacobwansleeben]

@@CyberTiamat Not if Batman is outside the building and Diavolo is trapped inside. King Crimson is a short-ranged stand.

[@CyberTiamat]

@@jacobwansleeben Diavolo already knew about the sleeping gas with Epitaph. He’s already out of there without Batman knowing especially since he’s a master at stealth, and even if Batman out stealths him and gets the jump on him, Diavolo can skip 10 seconds, erasing anything Bruce did to him, and punch a hole through him.

[@БеняХандзо]

Prosciutto/Pesci vs Batman could be a really fun fight, actually. Since one member of La Squadra is already down, they would probably be on high alert (thinking that the Boss has sent some other Stand User assassin to deal with them), which means that Grateful Dead would be activated at the start of the fight. So aging Batman is on the clock, trying to find a weakness to exploit, then going full Dark Knight Returns on Prosciutto. Also it would be a pretty neat development of Pesci was able to completely resist the effect of Good Grief after getting the pep talk from Prosciutto/seeing Prosciutto die, kinda mirroring his confidence boost from the actual story, and making it a proper fight and giving Batman a hard reality check and a reminder that he can't underestimate these people and can't rely on his Stand to affect them all equally. Maybe even a cool little post-battle internal monologue from Batman about how until now he treated Passione as a bunch of punks running around with cool toys, his own arrogance blinding him to the truth - that they are all highly skilled and had a lot of time to master their Stands. And of course there's a moment of Batman being smart as he notices Pesci trying to cool himself off to stave off the effects of Grateful Dead, or just Prosciutto acting a bit irrationally due to Good Grief unnerving him somewhat (not exactly scaring, but throwing off balance enough that he does something he wouldn't do normally, which would give Batman a clue as to how Grateful Dead works).

[@irontarkus6955]

batmans requim stand Wispering Terror It causes you to view batman as your worst fear/nightmare and forces you to be afraid.

[@hadriandwyer2191]

I think it'd be cool if it also gave whoever he used it on some sort of stand-related PTSD. Like if the fear was so intense that it comes back every time that you pull out your stand, so effectively he never has to break his no kill rule because it would neutralize stand users

[@irontarkus6955]

@@hadriandwyer2191 yea it makes you terrified just to activate your own stand and gives you ww2 veteran level ptsd

[@ALJ9000]

@@irontarkus6955 Small alteration, pacific theater veteran

[@afrothunder1082]

I just wanna see Batman in the backseat asking where Giorno learned to drive😂

[@XDarksoulX1129]

27:00 batman and polnareff meet up to talk about teaming up. Talking heads is attached to Batman causing them To fight til they eventually learn of talking heads and take him out.

[@digunder14]

batman's stand ability would likely have to do with fear, as his whole toolkit is scaring the shit out of villians when he fights them, in an attempt to, to seem like near invincible, borderline supernatural

[@DreamAngelYt]

15:43 Yeah for this fight though, we need a scene of batman confronted with mirror man, and after pretending he was a ruthless demon, tirns around and looks at the mirror to get jumpscated by his own stand.

[@StarMan1051]

I think its a little funny that batman could just take off his suit and rest up somewhere as Bruce Wayne while giving himself prep time. During the fight with King Crimson, I also do believe BatMan could simply throw a timed bomb before the time skip so he could figure out whats really happening. (Assuming he knows how long it takes the bombs to detonate.) Kind of similar to Polnareff figuring it out.

[@parry3439]

batman has no means to defend himself during timeskip. he isn't FTL like silver chariot who used an AOE attack on reaction to even hit Diavolo. the entire thing with King Crimson is, if the prediction shows he dies, he will die. And King Crimson can skip the part where events happened to kill him, leaving only the result.

[@StarMan1051]

@@parry3439 if you're talking about what I said at the end, I didn't mean he'd throw the bomb at Diavolo. He could throw it on the ground/wall, anywhere. Polnareff figured out the timeskip ability by cutting his hand and seeing the droplets of blood multiply at the end of the timeskip, that's all I meant.

[@protege6383]

Ok but like Batman’s no kill rule should screw him over, these gangsters ain’t fucking like DC villains, they will fight until they are fucking dead Pesci’s brother specifically keeps his stand up even while literally 99% dead and having so much willpower that can overcome any of Batman’s fear stuff, and anyone he interrogates likely will know not to give any information to him cause whatever he does to them ain’t as bad as what the boss could do to them the no kill rule absolutely ruins him cause even if he arrests them, they mostly have stands that can just break out, same problem he always has, with the addition of corrupt cops

[@protege6383]

At the prosciutto part rn, yeah nah Prosciutto definitely should win this no matter what his ass is NOT deactivating his stand, if Batman won’t even try to kill him Prosciutto’s gonna keep that active

[@dirtydan9785]

Domain expansion: Broken Ankles

[@NinjaAimless]

This was really fun, haven’t been to the channel in a while and I REALLY ENJOYED being back 😌👌🏾

[@TheReal_N-I-F-F]

He'd definitely be able to defeat Passione (The organisation) by giving Gordon info he gathers through his detective work, but the members? No. He might rven figure out Doppios split-personality thing but he'd stand no chance in a fight

[@goroakechi6126]

He can’t win through detective work. Passione RUNS Italy.

[@TheReal_N-I-F-F]

@goroakechi6126 If we're going by DC logic, yes he can. Batman beats up corrupt cops and judges lol, if Gordon brings irregular evidence which is later thrown away in court, Batman is coming for the judge too and that fight he'll definitely win.

[@goroakechi6126]

@@TheReal_N-I-F-F There’s a difference between corruption in the American justice system on a city scale and an entire COUNTRY being run by organized crime. There aren’t international officers to bring him in.

[@Le_Critic]

The only problem would be I don’t think Gordon has any jurisdiction outside of the country. As well as doing that would put Gordon’s life in danger as someone could send a long distance stand to take him and cops out .

[@doorto6152]

I’d say Diavolo has an alternative win con by sacrificing his drug trade in order to get Batman off his back. As Batman lacks a motive to take down the gang/boss specifically. Here, the motive is to stop the drugs in Gotham. If Diavolo sacrifices his drugs, Batman will add him to his very long list of “to do”s and focus on other villains.

[@deadlynadder0610]

Definitely enjoyed this video, it was amazing as a concept and you killed it. Worth every moment of sleep I missed and can’t wait to see more!

[@thepowersaw6245]

I feel like the Risotto fight is more in favor of Risotto than you give him credit for. Batman can't really use any of his gadgetry to detect Risotto if he goes invisible, as those gadgets likely require some form of power, and thus use some form of metal, which Risotto can exploit. I think it comes down to if Batman can sehow sleuth out where Risotto is, which js maybe possible but I doubt it.

[@Jo-sk6kz]

So going off of this trend: How long/short would it take for Batman to figure out Kira's identity, and would he be able to capture and prosecute Kira? Could Batman go against the Ultimate Lifeform? Could Batman stop the Heaven Plan? Could Batman withstand Calamity? Just some ideas to throw your way

[@carboncombra8824]

Imo batmans stand would be named "Shadows follow" based on the Metallica song . One of the riffs references the 60s batman theme too

[@____________838]

Nah, Black Sabbath/Ozzy’s Paranoid

[@Foboki]

Finaly, a worthy content!

[@Glamador]

I can honestly not think of any way for Batman to defeat Risotto or Diavolo. I see him eventually taking down anyone else, but Risotto is an instant one-shot with Predator stealth. Now, Batman has defeated Yautja before, so he has experience with that kind of invisibility, but Nero's ability is instant death as soon as you are in range. He was only defeated by bizarre (ha) circumstance in JoJo's canon. As for Diavolo, well...even a team of stand users couldn't defeat him. He would have defeated Nero if he could have fully manifested King Crimson. His ability is straight hax and only stronger hax was able to take it out. The *only* way Batman or _anyone_ wins is with a requiem stand.

[@ebicgamer4398]

You combined two of my favourite series this was a great video please make more!

[@Fear_Incarnate]

Aint no way he beats chocolatta. He is smart enough to know that if he, a special unit, is being dispatched, then his opponent is really strong, so the first thing he'll do is climb as high as possible as he did in the series and await for batman while spraying hjs virus all over the city. Batman might just miss a stepp on the ladder, and suddenly, his leg starts breaking apart, then he falls to his death

[@darioalejandrosirventgarci743]

Passione: Everyone, be careful, the stand user that's hunting us could be anyone! *sees a man literally dressed like a bat* Passione:... nevermind, that's him. XD

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

So Batman's stand is just the Nightmare Bat from the Arkham games... cool

[@TvMadnessTVSP]

A extension on his stands, the shadows can surround areas in darkness and he could move though the shadows like darkness monster.

[@juniekazuo6001]

We getting Batman with a stand before GTA 6

[@melbaritenko]

I enjoy this concept love to see more. Keep it up can't wait to see the end.

[@critica77y77]

Funny that this came up in my recommended feed; I was actually contemplating writing a Jojo/DC crossover. Only reason I haven’t started is that one of the major plotlines involves the Court of Owls being found out, allowing Funny Valentine to win the presidency in a landslide victory (Steven Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising is his running mate). That’s an important plot line, and I don’t know if it will be well-received.

[@isakai2]

What the hell

[@critica77y77]

@@isakai2 If Funny Valentine is part of a story you're writing and isn't the president, you did something wrong.

[@isakai2]

@@critica77y77 true but where the hell did you get Steven Armstrong

[@critica77y77]

@@isakai2 I like Metal Gear Rising, and I think Valentine could get Armstrong to help him with his big plan.

[@isakai2]

@@critica77y77 wild

[@phyxia4357]

Godlike video love these kinda random match ups

[@unlimitedbladeworksemiya]

This video concept kind of sucked, Detective Batman should have made for a more interesting video, considering the whole part is uncovering the mystery of Diavolo's identity. The plot progresses very conveniently for Batman allowing him to learn Diavolo's identity pretty easily in a way that doesn't make too much sense then win due to DC's current main line cross overpowered scaling. Batman has the advantage in every scenario from both a physical ability and plot point. If we just want him in a death battle with each member, why even bring plot into it? This video only added to the mischaracterization of Batman. It should have had him Following a string of criminals and clues to Diavolo's identity in a race against time, after all if Diavolo kills Trish or gets the Stand arrow even a Mainline Batman or Specialized Batman is screwed. King Crimson sees a future only he can change, even if Batman's reflexes kick in to dodge King Crimson erases the time where the punch was dodged and kills Batman because Batman has to dodge the same exact way dictated by the laws of Fate. People give Risotto deserved credit, but he only got that close because Doppio is very intelligent and was sure about winning even if taking advantage of another stand. Risotto either kills Diavolo or Risotto doesn't live to tell Batman. The only and no diff way Batman beats Diavolo is to find Trish through his excellent detective skills, protect her and use her memories to help her remember, then either Polnareff stays hidden or finds a way to reach the world's greatest detective by leaving clues, because He's Batman! If Polnareff comes out from the shadows and Batman doesn't meet or protect him Diavolo arrives to take the arrow leading to another win scenario for Diavolo. Luckily, he's Batman. Once Batman learns Diavolo's identity with Trish and meets Polnareff he creates the perfect plan to use the cripple as bait and once Diavolo goes to kill him Batman can attack during the Cooldown to win. You can argue Diavolo could see it, but with his goal right there he would most likely go for it especially if Polnareff is let in on the plan and knows to take Diavolo's attention. This scenario is much more believable and relies on Batman's detective characterization to win which is how it should be in this part, He can recognize criminals, follow them, eventually find the janitor and question him, he has Trish help him but helping her uncover memories, learn Diavolo's identity, meet Polnareff, set a trap with him, and beat Diavolo. No one else will be a threat but Diavolo, Batman travels in the Shadow, much like Diavolo. Any other villain will be hunted, Batman is in control even if it seems he isn't. The video does have the plot progress the same but if Batman is jumped at every turn and fighting like a berserker with auto plot progression, that isn't Batman.

[@METAsMETAs]

I just kinda added the plot stuff to see what he would say to the others tbh. But this is all valid criticism I will use in the future, thank you.

[@mczxs7287]

New intro is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Reuraku]

I don't think there is a concrete scenario in which Batman wins since without a stand his odds are pretty bad and giving him a stand is way to much headcanon/theory crafting seeing as stands are very diverse in nature so you can say pretty much anything, like: 'his stand is superman' or 'his stand gives him all knowledge on an opponent' basically giftwrapping the win.

[@felipebuenrostro4500]

Loved this video. Had no idea you knew so much about modern comics. I walked away learning a lot about Batman! Haha. Thanks for the great vid :)

[@angellara7040]

The way you describe the nero fight should mean bats instantly loses. The only reason dappio doesn't die is because nero has no intention of killing him

[@evilded2]

Ive always thought power scaling is just fan fiction for people without skill, good video

[@XDarksoulX1129]

10:54 what you're invisioning is the Arkham knight endverse Batman using fear toxin

[@SecondSonofSettingSun]

Bat Paltinium! Za prep time! Black Platinium? Stand power: makes target afraid of itself while seen. Possibly causing heart stroke and if not then it can morph into what the target is the most afraid of. While in fear target cannot get away from the stand and stand can use it's claws, tentacles and multiple jaws to damage the target. When there's no target it morphs into what Bruce is most afraid of as the stand is made of fear. To beat it you need to get over your fear so it has no complete domination over you. Close range stand with tentacles like Hierophant' ones but black. And of course it has Batman's horns/ears (whatever are those)

[@max.s5202]

Can anyone explain why Batman vs Risotto is close? From my understanding of Risotto's stand, he should be able to manifest Metallica in Batman's heart, brain, arteries, eyes, wherever, at any point while Batman is in his range. I thought Doppio only survived longer than 10 seconds because Risotto was "interrogating" him, only manifesting metal under his skin. And if not for Narancia, he would instakill Doppio unless Diavolo saves him. Am I getting something wrong?

[@theadjunctgm2498]

2 thoughts. First, in a world where ripple exists, Batman would probably be trained in it. Second, Narancia ends up a Robin in this world.

[@Darth_Bateman]

Oh FUCK no.

[@E-Lad]

Good vid! Two of my favorite properties!!

[@austinjohnwick4913]

With prep time, Nothing is impossible.

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

The problem with prep time is, while you are prepping, the enemy can jump you.

[@Gigas0101]

Bobobo has the best prep time.

[@theermac6024]

I think the part I like the most about this vid is that the Stand you gave Batman effectively lets him basically not need to engage in fights half the time. Less chances for someone to get hurt

[@PercySlaya03]

Would love to see Batman designed by Araki! 😅 I want to see the Adam West design with little bit of muscle and cool color combinations that Araki can come up with.

[@lePirateMan]

"debutes wearable stands" Dude, bro, comrade, yellow temperance was literally in part 3

[@METAsMETAs]

Well you can argue that, I mean like full bodysuits like with oasis and white album.

[@diminoc4023]

I hope you do more DC and marvel characters vs anime and JoJo, this video was actually really entertaining to watch

[@holicstardroidrm146]

Nope he would get murdered because he puts them in prison they then find a way to escape and prep to gang on bats together, then diavolo tries to kill everyone because he revealed himself in the fight, he gets overwhelmed by the gang however and dies, thus this is canon like every outcome (fr tho batmab wont survive this)

[@elcato8126]

I think this video was very well made and thoroughly deciphered. While i dont think Batman would beat Diavolo alone - i do think with help and gadgets that he'd be able to beat him over time. That, and the 2nd win con of exposing him could just play into effect.

[@demontiming3234]

As far as stands there is literally nothing he can do and soon as he confronts a stand user he’s cooked. He may be able to affect passione but once the boss gets wind of him then he just wouldn’t win because of the the lack of a stand and would end up like Palneref

[@danpizza8014]

to be fair, Batman get a stand called good grief in this video.

[@PackRodent7]

Honestly. I think it'd be cooler if batmans stand was bound to his suit like how Strength was bound to a boat. Also the stand power is cool but it doesnt really work for combat encounters when you're just thinking batman. I think it'd just be enough to let him punch stands and stuff. Still generally agree with your statements though except for risotto, batman is just VERY reliant on metals that risotto could fuck with, the only way I could see batman winning is if he like, actually got his hands on risotto and fucked him up with just punching, but even then theres the whole iron in your blood thing. EDIT: also imagine if instead of just a vague concept of "fear" the stand could produce Infrasound which is an actual thing that fucks with people and where the whole Tigers being able to put humans in a state of brief shock comes from.

[@MagmaMKII]

Eh, sorry but no, Batman ain't doing shit to Passione. Diavolo would deal with him as soon as they find out he's investigating the organization, its basically what he did to Polnareff. So, Batman finds out about their drug operations and starts investigating. Maybe he interrogates a crook or two and gets a rough idea about the kind of organization he's going against. Of course, since Batman doesn't kill anyone the crooks will report to their superiors and soon Batman will be cornered and eliminated with extreme prejudice.

[@Seinsmelled]

no way batman is losing to diavolo ☠️

[@frozenburrito2.087]

Nuh uh

[@shemwell4782]

​@@Seinsmelledbat stroking is insane, divalo speed blitz n claps batman

[@Seinsmelled]

@@shemwell4782 batman has taken on stronger and faster and won

[@Blam_Time]

Realistically the second he takes down and high ranking gang member he would be tracked down with barely any time to prep. If this version of passione didn’t try to overthrow diavolo.

[@544pde3]

I can imagine batman beating diavolo through pure martial skill, calculating diavolo skip time and where he will skip to and set traps or simply counter like how goku predicts hit in dbs

[@zombyjano]

Sure, but Diavolo can literally look into the future. There's no point in guessing when the other son of a gun already knows what you're going to do.

[@Jsipki265]

@@zombyjanoBut he’s not omniscient if he can’t see batman or if he’s hidden future sight wouldn’t matter we see that with risotto.

[@BrakSplash]

*reads title* No *leaves video*

[@alexgreer6336]

Missed the part where he got a stand?

[@BrakSplash]

@@alexgreer6336 *reads comment* Yep *leaves*

[@RaffoPhantom]

Even without watching the answer is a resounding no. A few single, select members? Probably. But not the whole group and definitely not Diavolo

[@CloudyDaze]

Good Grief in name, concept, and origin is probably the perfect stand for batman. Metas cooked today. COOKED A FEAST!

[@allenthestudioguy1551]

Ok I'm gonna write these as they come up in the video. I don't think batman would approach polpo as batman. He would most likely try to infiltrate passione using a gangster identity. I also fully believe he would have complete access to Hamon from his years spent abroad training, meaning when he gets a stand, it would be hermit purple. I firmly believe Batman would not be able to take on any of la squadra without the help of Robin or another batfam member. Batman would absolutely be able to use hermit purple to fund Trish, discover diavolo's identity, and skip la squadra and go straight to the boss battle. Some additional thoughts, Bruce Wayne would absolutely be a big contributor to the speedwagon foundation and would reach out for assistance if the need arose. Like another user suggested, polnereff would be able to contact batman using a bat signal so they could meet a lot sooner in the story. Really enjoyed the video!

[@J4yIsGoated]

Woah I’m very early

[@meadnex331]

Rissoto vs Batman could also be really funny because they both fight while trying to be unseen, so this would be two people who are hiding and trying to find the other

[@godofgames1781]

Batman could easily make Ghiaccio mad and, while he’s distracted, run away and build a suit with enough flames on it to literally just out heat Ghiaccio and then it’s up to fighting skill and box him up. Also, based on the fact that Batman doesn’t kill, it’s possible he could’ve teamed up with Risotto since his friends are just hurt, not dead. Then it’s La Squadra + Batman vs Diavolo and Diavolo is COOKED.

[@shrekatemyonions]

Ciocolata and Secco is an interesting fight, since it can range from pretty easy to pretty difficult. It honestly becomes easier if Ciocolata is in a helicopter again, since it gives Batman the chance to deduce that’s the source of the mold and just shoot a rocket or sumn and bring Ciocolata down. On the other hand, Secco’s combo with Ciocolata is very deadly because Secco could appear from right underneath Batman and just pull him into the ground without a chance to react, which would activate Green Day’s mold and potentially just kill him (like what would’ve happened to Bucciarati). For the easiest victory, Batman probably has a few moments from when the mold starts to spread to defeat Ciocolata, which allows him to beat Secco pretty easily afterwards.

[@izzymosley1970]

People thinking Batman's weak because he's just a "normal" human without any powers reminds me of people who's still on unionically think that demon slayer characters are weak because they are also just "normal" humans.

[@Miss_Heed_Lover]

Underrated coment

[@jenochi677]

Aint no way hes winning against someone with time manipulation without plot armor get over it

[@Miss_Heed_Lover]

@@jenochi677 I hope one day you learn English and realize that he didn't say that.

[@jenochi677]

@@Miss_Heed_Lover im fluent in english lil bro despite it being my second language womp womp

[@Jsipki265]

@@jenochi677 Only person womping is you bro. Batman is winning against a bum with time manipulation

[@kmdgaming6039]

Found you through this video, and it got me thinking of a similar scenario What if batman tried to catch Yoshikage Kira? Could he figure out that Kira is blowing people up, and if so could he defeat Kira in a fight? I'd love a step-by-step scenario where he travels to Morioh and investigates Kira's murders.

[@candlure630]

No alfred ? But alfred is batman stand

[@User_Here414]

He's too strong he even beats Superman, he solos

[@sutoriimmortal2177]

My first and only thought for a Batman stand would be something like "Detective Vision" like from the Arkham games with the same general combat strength of Batman himself. Aka: Moody Blues on crack.