Diet Dissect: Which JoJo Had the Best Life?

[@dyingearth]

It's strange, Josuke got the life his enemy always wanted, a quiet life.

[@BlazingAuras]

Welp he's a ghost now

[@uh3301]

@Donovan Roundtree trueeeeee

[@Douglas27Akira]

It's karma

[@Derekisco0l]

@Donovan Roundtree i see a major red flag 🚩

[@helljumper2565]

@@Derekisco0l GET THE AMBULANCE

[@roserose109]

I'll make a prediction right now. It's Josuke. He had a somewhat normal childhood (no abuse). And he only had to deal with his main villain for half a year (April to summer). He could've lived the rest of his life normally in Morioh around his friends to support him

[@roserose109]

I was half right

[@kwible3682]

I saw the title and immediately thought of Josuke.

[@rollinghills9283]

i think he had the most normal life because he fought a pretty normal villain while everyone fought a vampire, gods, priest, and strangely the president

[@deviousj5868]

He is the one character I always wondered what happened to him after the end of his part.

[@downer2846]

Giorno literally left school for a week and came back as a mob boss with a stand that is a contender to literal infinite energy.

[@Hailix4240]

Josuke hands down.

[@Gorys64]

I wish we could’ve seen what happens after his part like we did for Jotaro

[@parkingbuyer]

Part 4 or 8 ?

[@Hailix4240]

@@parkingbuyer 4. Had his adventure then never appeared again. Assumably went about his life normally with all the friends he made in p4.

[@aboringotakuwhoisntnamedkyle]

Whichone

[@Mockingbird0014]

Josuke since he finishes his part and doesn't go on another adventure afterwards. Araki just makes Rohan have to deal with them. Also while I haven't read "Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe" couldn't Josuke had just helped Tonio and Rohan with getting the abalones legally?

[@floridaman3867]

I think Josuke. Giorno probably went through a lot of shit trying to solve the drug problem

[@twgetaway]

PURPLE HAZE FEEDBACK

[@thequestion174]

Not really tbh he pretty much could stop it on his own after revealing what his stand can do. Plus all the influence he has. He a reverse Diavolo.

[@strongest_eggg]

As I remember Passione worked with Speedwagon Foundation and that solved the drug problem

[@legion6211]

@@strongest_eggg Funni immortal giornio. He can recreate organs. (Read suddenly liver failure No more I just remake it) He shall rule until heaven comes.

[@legion6211]

@@twgetaway Virus no work. They fixed the virus exploit in the 32nd patch.

[@cadenwilkerson369]

I’ll go out on a limb before the end and say Josuke had the best life. I mean, compared to every other main JoJo he had the least long term consequences, didn’t almost die or emotional trauma. He had a pretty average Japanese high schooler’s life and probably an alright adulthood.

[@markkars8754]

Remember when he nearly bleed to death after last fight with Kira, yeah pretty average

[@simj202]

@@markkars8754 I mean, compared to dying and having your head taken over by vampire brother, presumed dead then legit died for a couple of minutes and then growing senile before presumably dying from old age, losing your best cherry buddy, neglecting your daughter, then dying to a gay priest, having your gang family die in front of you as you're helpless to save them, being neglected by dad, watching dad die to some gay priest, then being RESET, and dying from some shitty curse, I think Josuke has it pretty average, tbh. The worst of his journey was just, what, bleeding out from catching a serial killer.

[@markkars8754]

@@simj202 Did I said it's worst fate? No. I said that it's not what every high schooler experience during one summer 🤣

[@simj202]

@@markkars8754 You mean you don't have to fight serial killers with punch ghosts on a daily basis? What kind of teenaged life have you been living?

[@markkars8754]

@@simj202 sorry, probably that means I'm incel

[@Idah09H]

Josuke ended up getting a quiet peaceful life, the exact thing Yoshikage Kira wanted.

[@leecrawford6560]

duality love it

[@mynameisyoshikagekira.iam3120]

*sad serial Killer noises*

[@ginshuhime]

Thing is, Jousuke actually worked for that peaceful life, even if unconsciously by doing the right thing, while Kira... well, you know

[@VaeVictus17]

But is that what Josuke wanted? Joseph Joestar: lived an exciting and full life. Fighting the pillarmen, following through with his family legacy, journeys all over the world, has a loving wife, extramarital fun, a son, a grandson, rich AF, and ultimately contributing to the well being of human kind. Best life.

[@stareater1870]

@@VaeVictus17 Pkus surviving literally EVERYTHING.

[@Cheseyhead]

Are you two friends? Josuke: Yes Rohan: No

[@imasimp2544]

Josuke And Rohan:Yesn't

[@sadvec6328]

What's a good life? - Johnathan and Johnny

[@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482]

Add Jotaro purely because of PTSD and none of his efforts mattering in the Main Universe nonetheless.

[@wonderofu230]

Add Jolyne, literally the youngest Joestar who died.

[@justabraziliandragonborn3642]

@@wonderofu230 Jolyne is Mid tier, like Giorno. Really shitty life, but didn't have to deal with a Dio.

[@wonderofu230]

@@justabraziliandragonborn3642 The fuck, did we read the same manga or are you those stereotypical SBR/GW elitist who skimmed part 6? Jolyne HAD to hassle with a man who correlates to Dio. And how is Jolyne Mid-tier?

[@razovic527]

@@justabraziliandragonborn3642 Jolyne had a worser life than Jotaro

[@boingooingo3317]

"Which Jojo had the best life?" *Looks at Johnny* **Begins laughing**

[@hootycifer4412]

Bruh

[@D00DM00D]

*Looks at Jonathan* *Begins sobbing*

[@nowhereboy5928]

That was exacly my reaction

[@commander061]

Not only that, josuke helped a dying pregnant girl by restoring her, making him a hero in her memory

[@JetBlackGodhand]

Man...let's be real next time she sees him, she isn't letting him go.

[@viktoranderson5898]

Wait.... Who was that???

[@JetBlackGodhand]

@@viktoranderson5898 Saki Yoshida I think...and I'm sorry. You'll understand

[@udorino]

No stop

[@commander061]

@@udorino yes go

[@chipakpaka]

Josuke lived the quiet life kira didn't deserve

[@roserose109]

facts. It's so ironic. But that's what you get for taking innocent lives

[@chipakpaka]

@@roserose109 perhaps

[@soarsage]

Technically the answer is Irene, because she never went on a bizarre adventure. But then again she is a product of Jolyne's painful life

[@dingus6506]

Well irene dosent count

[@razovic527]

All of the jojo's we've seen

[@baguette3025]

Irene isn't a Jojo, Jolyne is

[@DestructiveDan1]

Shizuka is a JoJo also as shizuka joestar in Japanese can be said as JoJo same as how josuke higashikata can be said as JoJo

[@crowblossom06]

@@baguette3025 there is a star birthmark on Irene’s back also if Johnny is the same universe as Irene it’s a Joestar otherwise it’s Joestar bloodline with possible different name

[@UltimateStarky]

Josuke for the one part he's in is a pretty lucky guy. He faces some losses due to his grandfather and Shigechi dying, but overall he manages to defeat or befriend his enemies, his major adventure spans a summer, and he gets to live the rest of his life with the lotto savings he won. Joseph gets the more explicit happiness though because we see him get married, become successful in real estate, have children and grandchildren that love him, and live to see it all happen to him.

[@kpopfan246]

Joseph’s had the most random career choice in my opinion. Who would have thought a guy like him would succeed in real estate?

[@smak64]

@@kpopfan246 Makes some sense to me, if you think about his powers so to speak. He's great at reading people, enough that he can tell their next line to their face and have them still say it. He probably heard real estate was an easy way to get cash, bought a few homes, and then from first meeting he could figure out just what they wanted and exactly how to push them into buying it. With how easily he reads people like a book, he probably came off thinking it was the easiest job around. That also leads into his trickery and ability to manipulate people. Not so much lying to them about what he's selling, but like how a car salesman will talk about the car's sound system, the interior, all the accessory stuff to make it sound like a luxury car without ever mentioning how it actually performs. He's probably a master of getting people excited about something without saying anything substantial. Also he hates hard work. Real estate doesn't have much in physical labor, there's some intellectual and planning involved, but to my understanding it leans a lot on social skills and there's plenty of time in between jobs. Most of it is the start-up capital, and he's already got that in spades, so it wouldn't really take too much effort on his part.

[@guicho271828]

@@smak64 > but like how a car salesman will talk about the car's sound system I still think they are dirty tactic that joseph would consider unfair. He does tricks but he stays fair and has sense of justice. (he can be unfair against piller men because it was unfair from the beginning --- they are crazy buf immortals) Kind of things he would love to do: * trick his competitors into wrong decisions by spreading misleading rumors * rub their pride and pull them into a gamble or something e.g. for an exchange of real estate and some scandal, or evidence of illegal activity (but later report it to the police anyways) * yeah maybe he may sell something bad to bad people but in order to succeed he should build a good reputation. he can't keep selling bad stuff which harms his reputation. * considering Smokey became a mayor of NY city later, they probably cooperated

[@smak64]

@@guicho271828 He's cheated at cards. He's cheated at a duel. He's cheated in several fights. He tried (but failed) to cheat a gambler in Egypt. He's cheated death on more than one occasion. Hell, he's even cheated on his wife. Maybe I'm being unfair here, but I'm a bit reticent to think Joseph is going to go "Nah, that kind of stunt would be too dirty for me.". At least until Holly is born, if I were to guess I'd say that's probably when he started to drop the trickery, but before then he'd have an entire deck up both sleeves and a backup in his boot.

[@vishnutheetharappan7074]

Joseph probably learned some business skills from good old uncle speedwagon

[@ammex7444]

Calling it now, it’s definitely Josuke

[@sadvec6328]

Giorno: I lost 3 of my friends and one of them left us Someone in the background: But you lead them to that! Giorno: I also drank pee

[@emreyigit4122]

But he didnt drank it tho

[@ScythGrizz]

Well technically Bruno lead them to that.

[@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482]

@@ScythGrizz But Bruno ain’t alive to take the blame, now is he?

[@ScythGrizz]

@@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 fair

[@RequiemShin]

Technically it was also Bruno and Mista's fault

[@gamer9720]

100% Josuke. He killed a serial killer, settled down with Okuyasu, and never had a worry in his life ever again.

[@gamer9720]

@Aiden Cox-Bequette There's nothing canonically to say they did, of course, but it won't stop me from seeing them that way.

[@jonnysac77]

@Aiden Cox-Bequette Josuke and Okuyasu are prettier than any woman could hope to be

[@jojonta2119]

Why can't we ever just have 2 friends just be friends lol

[@kww10]

This is canon !!! they're thriving and living happily together❤so true bestie

[@BlazingAuras]

@@jojonta2119 fr

[@masterstubbs8960]

Jouske is a good contender, but maybe Joseph too. He had a thrilling life full of adventure and face hardship along the way that made him a stronger person, and you know... tomo 😏.

[@Unknown-hb3id]

True. Joseph actually got the chance to have a long and fulfilling life, despite what he lost. That's arguably a "better life" than Josuke's life that got cut short by the gay priest

[@ElMango14]

@@Unknown-hb3id hmm but everyone is still alive. The universe reset never happened since pucci got killed off. Everything up until part 5 still happened. Part 6 “happened” but it didn’t. Now the part 6 gang is having the best life with Jotaro also having good life with his daughter. So I’m saying technically joylene had the better life as she wasn’t dragged into any of the joestar curse. Got to marry the man she loved annasui. Had a better relationship with her father. Never went to prison. Didn’t do any type of bad growing up. She had a better life than any of the joestars. But if we are talking just mainly based before the universe reset josuke had the better life. Not dealing with anything after the Kira fight only some injuries which he recovered from. Jotaro pretty much had to deal with everything to keep everyone even his entire family tree safe.

[@lain5858]

@@ElMango14 *Anakiss. Jolyne NEVER loved Anassui, she knew he was just a crazy stalker

[@wonderofu230]

@@ElMango14 If I was to die, and be reincarnated anew, would I be the same person with the same memories? Same morals? Same history and such? No. Jolyne died and was rebirth anew. She is arguably the first Joestar’s to have her own life get cut short despite being at the age of 19 and Jonathan being 20. She had faced betrayal from a man she use to call her “Lover.” Absented from love and affection from her own father, and dealt with some of the most shit-ton of painful experiences throughout nearly a year into her stay at a Florida prison.

[@udorino]

@@wonderofu230 rather than reincarnated, its like time rewound to the point where none of Pucci's actions would of affected her.

[@pkmemes01]

“Which jojo had the best life” Not Jonathan *sad hamon noises*

[@diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977]

You think that is bad? Wait till you hear about Johnny

[@nomstertf2209]

Jolyne wasn't "replaced" by Irene, she and Jolyne are the same person. Since Jolyne's soul was displaced by her death at the hands of Pucci, she was reborn as Irene. In essence, it's basically as if Jolyne had amnesia and reset her life into a better one.

[@iamtheonewhoasked8062]

I feel like if people knew this people knew this they would like part 6 instead of shitting on the ending which is already not even bad

[@visibleconfusion782]

@@iamtheonewhoasked8062 ikr as a big fan of parts 5 & 6 the thing that I hate the most about the fandom is all the misconceptions about those parts

[@razovic527]

@@iamtheonewhoasked8062 the ending isnt bad, its just sad

[@TheKitKatThe]

@@razovic527 yeah, it's a really bittersweet ending

[@oxdeferg5975]

Correct

[@finlaymcgruer2538]

Giorno literately became a mob boss at 15 that is pretty poggers

[@onyourleft9273]

I mean aside from maybe the mafia stuff giornos probably living the best life rich as hell and powerful

[@lost_flower4412]

@@onyourleft9273 the downside is probably trying to get killed almost every day, and yeah, he has requiem but still wouldn't probably have any relationship due to the danger of them getting killed or kidnapped. Being a mafia boss who shows his face and is so young has his many, many problems

[@onyourleft9273]

@@lost_flower4412 i mean the only people who know about him being boss is either dead or loyal but yeah there’ll still be attempts atleast

[@AstroAnalysis]

I think that, by the end of it, Giorno's left a pretty different person from the kind-of easygoing, refreshing guy we saw him as at the beginning of Vento Aureo. You have to pay close attention and extrapolate a bit, but there's a reasonably good chance he carries heavy guilt over what's happened in that damned week. I would love to write a whole essay about it; he's a very interesting character.

[@onyourleft9273]

@@AstroAnalysis And yet people still think he’s shallow

[@DMM_]

Without watching the video, I believe Josuke had the best life.

[@concept5631]

You are correct

[@realkingofantarctica]

The Kira side of Gappy got to eat as many peas and wasabi as he wanted, so that's a pretty sweet life.

[@BuhBaBiBeBo]

Nice

[@vannvann3377]

I wouldn't say jouske has a completely stagnant life as they say stand users attract stand users and he lives in a whole town of them

[@onyourleft9273]

That’s true

[@Prodighee]

Personal headcanon is that Giorno is still chilling after the events of part 6 like nothing happened but somehow everyone he lost is alive again just different

[@HabitualThinker]

the people who died in part 5 wouldn’t be alive at the end of part 6. The only people who got reincarnated were the people who died recently. Sadly Bruno is still in heaven.

[@doncheadlegaming7521]

Johnny didn’t even win the race, but he did lose his best friend. But he does get to walk and find love, only to end up sacrificing himself to save his family. He definitely gets the rawest deal in life…

[@FierinMahLazor]

One of the most poetic things, is Josuke getting the quiet life Kira always wanted

[@barakaobama4017]

Jolyne wasnt "replaced" by Irene. She IS Irene. Irene is a version of Jolyne who lived a happy life without the influence of Pucci.

[@wonderofu230]

If I was to die, be reincarnated, would I have the same morals? Thoughts? History? Mentality? And pursuits? No. Jolyne was killed, her existence was eradicated along with the previous verse, and her soul was then traversed into another body, or an “identity.” This is a literal conception of reincarnation. Therefore, Jolyne was just killed but rebirth anew.

[@jjdude00]

@@wonderofu230 the previous universe was not eradicated. The Ireneverse is the exact same universe as the original universe with slight changes caused by Pucci's absense.

[@kenm.a.d.7196]

@@jjdude00 This exactly. I hope the anime makes this clear because the constant misunderstandings of this ending for almost two decades now are really grinding my gears. It's actually a happier ending than people think.

[@barakaobama4017]

@@wonderofu230 Which means that technically she is still Irene, just with a completely different personality and story. The soul is the same, the person isnt

[@THEdudeproductions]

Seeing as I got spoiled on the universe reset long ago and started reading Part 6 a few months back, so is Jotaro's soul just straight up not in that universe, or am I looking at things wrong?

[@genericname_]

In my opinion having freedom and having friends and family to support you is a big part of living a good life so I think Josuke has the best life. I think he’s one of the few characters who’s life actually improved during and after the part. He was able to remain as the protector of Morioh and lived up to that man he looked up to who helped him and his mom in the blizzard, so I’d say he accomplished his goals as well.

[@Medikars]

I'd say Joskue because he had a pretty good life without any childhood trauma like Giorno or missing parental figures like Jolyne or Jotaro. His life only got bad during DIU with the death of his grandpa. After that his life went back to normal and his 2 closest friends made it out alive

[@ironflame716]

Bro I always forget his grandpa died since it relates to a minor villain and not a main one lmao

[@AstroAnalysis]

Even Josuke's relatively calm (initial) response to his grandfather's murderer betrays a pretty stable and emotionally healthy mindset-ignoring his hair-related berserker button for a second. It was surprising to hear him say he didn't feel super angry at Angelo, implying he fundamentally understands whatever he does won't bring his grandfather back. It seemed like he made peace with his death in a very well-adjusted way.

[@hachonimity4524]

But even Josuke didn't have the ideal normal childhood since he didn't have a father.

[@MrArora-gd7zh]

@@hachonimity4524 but he had grandfather

[@hachonimity4524]

@@MrArora-gd7zh he didn't have a dad tho

[@notforgetful4926]

Personally, Jotaro has the WORST life and let me explain. Living a relatively normal life until he's 18 or so, from then on it's cleaning up the mess from someone more than 100 years old had they been alive, then fighting the immortal vampire that killed 2 of his friends indirectly, then killing 1 in person while also nearly killing his Grandfather. Even when he succeeds in defeating DIO it still doesn't stop him from ruining Jotaro's life with stand users that are a threat to his family. In part 4 Jotaro practically steals the part from Josuke by nearly killing Kira after he see's the similarities between Kira and DIO. In stone ocean Jotaro meets is his fate to DIO indirectly as Pucchi made it his life goal to kill Jotaro. Jotaro had a worst life than Johnny because Johnny's life was ruined by just that, life. Life is cruel. In Jotaro's case, someone he didn't even know went out of their way to put his life in harm's way. Had that person not have been there, he would've lived peacefully

[@simonmccorriston5347]

Johnny literally had to shoot himself

[@OseiTheWarriors]

Man Johnny was suffering out here it's crazy. I legit forgot about his backstory. Also Jolyne head the roughest part yet still has one of the funnest personalities of the Jojos. Can't wait till the animes for both parts drop

[@professorescanor7310]

Josuke wins, lost the least amount of friends and got to live a good life without much pain. Giorno is next because while he suffered, he got to his goal and likely stayed there. He was apparently in Florida during Part 6 so for all we know he took a vacation to go to Disney Land. After him its Joseph who got a long one filled with pain but still managing to continue all the same. He has to suffer knowing the fates of Jolyne and Jotaro.

[@Sun-cg6lv]

Jotaro’s life doesn’t sound too bad when first watching JoJo’s but after a while you realize that that role in part 3, that act he was putting up as the drifting loner? Was no longer an act… Jotaro was put on a mission he never asked for and the people who could help him on that mission died and left him alone with DIO’s burden except for Joseph but he was an old man and could no longer help. His kinda autistic way of thinking that people understood him only made people think he wanted to be left alone like every time he talked with Jolyne she thought he didn’t give a damn because Jotaro doesn’t show his emotions. Jotaro’s mission also made him leave the people he did make a bond with astranged to him, his wife divorced him, his daughter hated him. The Stardust Crusaders were the only people his age he could connect with… and yet all of them died or left him one way or another yet he never complained about it just beat up the people that make his life hard and kept going.

[@Sun-cg6lv]

@Juan King y’all mean

[@pepsy910]

It's true, I really think jotaro probably has the most tragic life ngl, he had to deal with dio for decades to come even after his death

[@skye387]

He might have been bullied when he was a kid since he's mixed. It's not definite, but it is a probability.

[@Raymander97]

That's rough, buddy... Great comment

[@lain5858]

You made me remenber that Kakyoin and Jotaro were only 17... damn imagine losing your best and first friend at that age.

[@valentaire]

Josuke and Joseph Josuke: he managed to save his friends and defeat the murderer, and save his town. Joseph: He managed to defeat the ultimate life form and get married, have a kid and grandson

[@Hevymin]

have two kids*

[@medkit9512]

i think its completely josuke. Joseph had to deal with his best friend and his traveling partner die in front of him and almost die to dio in part 3

[@valentaire]

@@medkit9512 Without Shiza's Sacrifice, he probably wouldn't have been able to defeat wham. Since it was thanks to Shiza that Joseph was able to trick Whammu. Though I suppose you could figure out another way. I just feel like Joseph will always have him in his mind. But continue to thank him for what he helped him achieve. Also during Part 3, even if it was a "Hallucination" Joseph was thankful for the friends and fun he made during the trip to Egypt. And that he was happy for Jotaro.

[@valentaire]

@@Hevymin Lol

[@Unknown-hb3id]

@Kitsune Draco Joseph could still arguably have a better life depending on how you look at it. Joseph got to have a family of his own and live a long and fulfilling life, despite the hardships along the way. Josuke's life got cut short thanks to the gay priest.

[@juandelac9167]

I love how giorno and josuke end mirror the question of the City mouse and the country mouse

[@jodecijoestar8452]

I'm gonna guess Irene cujoh had the most peaceful life

[@HAZYPANCAKES]

Poor Johnny. He had a first row seat to his demise. And even when he had found a mentor and a friend he ended up losing that too. Then when he thought he was finally out of the woods when even his disability had been cured and had a person he genuinely cared for he ended up being back to where he started. Watching it all slowly fade away until he ended up sacrificing himself for the woman he loved only to have his bloodline become cursed as well.

[@strikingsarcophagus]

I'd personally say that Josuke had the best life. He may not have done much after DIU, but he lived on with his best friends and a story to tell.

[@kdevelopergw]

It's funny how different fates of johnny and jonathan were Johnny died AFTER being with his family for a good while, but his descendants had to suffer a bit Jonathan died BEFORE being with his family, but his descendants got more lucky because of that

[@hilotakenaka]

Josuke. Whilst Giorno has a pretty good ending, he’s still the leader of a mafia syndicate; the stress is going to weigh down on him heavily and his life will constantly be at risk

[@Gregoryko]

Did u forget about ger

[@ironflame716]

@@Gregoryko that does not help with running an entire mafia lmao there’s a lot more than just killing ppl

[@Gregoryko]

Ohhhh I thought u where talking about da popo and he does have mista and polnaref to help him with that stuff

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

"his life will constantly be at risk" lmao nice joke.

[@mihaitudorfazacas6641]

@@PirateKingRoger-x1y I don't think he permanently has GER, only when he uses the arrow

[@nataliawashington872]

3:57 I agree, Holly’s an amazing mom and has the patience of a bottomless pit to not have smacked Jotaro for his disrespect whether he secretly is a momma’s boy or not 7:22 I mean he knows how to use Harmon and if he wanted to he could’ve used that to make himself look younger, then in Jotaro’s part he would’ve looked the exact same as he did in his part since Lisa Lisa was 50 but still looked 20, he prolly didn’t stop his aging because Suzie Q and Holly don’t have hamon and I mean it’d be pretty heartbreaking to watch your loved ones grow old and die and you still look like you’re in your 40’s

[@wheresprototype3507]

Holly cried so hard when jotaro died that Giorno, Josuke, Joseph, felt her sadness, it's always a tragedy when a parent put lives there kid

[@ComradeJoe72]

Wut?

[@qthervil02]

Tho Joseph is getting old and senile, he still had a good life. That's just apart of life for some people, especially being 91. And he also helped out a lot in all the parts he was featured in and he got out of the parts only suffering by getting his hand cut off, dying (but revived), and getting a baby. And I personally don't think he even cares about that because he really just wanted to make sure the people he loves are protected. I guess by anime standards it wouldn't be the best life, but it's a great, sort of more realistic, life to me. (Despite, of course, the fighting Ultimate life forms and 100 y/o vampire shiz)

[@marocat4749]

And i see joseph as adventurer, despite loosing friends, it must made him happy travelling the world, meeting intetesting people and getting to have a family he isnt enstranged of.

[@Kookosbanaani94]

Josuke is my pick for the best life. I like to live as peaceful life as possible without too much going on. All I want is 1) a stable job that matches my level of college education but doesn't fill me with too much responsibility 2) living life doing the things I like with friends I like to hang out with and 3) separating my working life and free time from each other.

[@slh8505]

Josuke, his friends got close to death several times, but they never really died on his watch, since his was a stand made for healing. His only loss was arguably what made him that much more bent on helping people in the long run. Correction: he also lost shigechi, but Shigechi had also used the last of his energy to put Josuke on the right path towards Yoshikage.

[@nko3210]

Mr NTGB, I never comment on your videos because every comment I think of is something you mention within a few seconds. Please leave something out some day, so that I can feel clever. Serious though, love the way you paint a picture with each video, your metaphorical paint-on-the-canvas flows so comfortably and it makes your artwork all the easier to enjoy. Also sounds like it's the result of a LOT of effort so 👍👍

[@ronster.]

Wholesome

[@Bay_0k]

Joseph I would say. He lived a life of success, freedom, and tragedy. Although not as peaceful as Josuke or fulfilling as Giorno I think Joseph lived the most out of his life. Having a lot of near death experience, encountering multiple enemies, experiencing those risk and getting away with it, having a unique life, and growing old. Yes growing old sounds scary in a sense that you're life has already been accomplished and you still wait for death, Joseph has had a great creative life that he can grow old to

[@johnschaeffer7008]

Hmm. I never saw Irene as replacing Jolyne. I guess it can be seen that way as this is what would have happened to Jolyne had Pucci not framed her and Jotaro was a better father. And yet, it's still sad because the Jolyne we got to know never existed. She never developed her stand and saddest of all, she never gave consciousness to Foo Fighters

[@aidenp8661]

easy decision Josuke, I did have to think allot for all the others but that was easy, heres my order Josuke Joseph Giorno Jotaro Jolyne Gappy Johnny Jonathan

[@aidenp8661]

now after watching the vid i want to change it a bit Josuke(4) Giorno Joseph Jotaro Jonathan Jolyne Josuke(8) Johnny

[@notso_cody]

Joseph losing an arm though

[@Swift-Prime]

Jonathan grew up rich but somehow ends up on bottom

[@MrArora-gd7zh]

@@Swift-Prime Money can't buy happiness - This rich guy I saw on internet

[@dingus6506]

@@MrArora-gd7zh u cant be happy without money tho

[@bcbloxxer9734]

The person who has the most potential good life after their part is obv giorno. but rn is def josuke. He legit is living that kira life 100%

[@pleasecallmedoku7215]

I would say it's Giorno, Joseph, and Josuke. Just comparing how much they lost throughout their journey and because GioGio's was downright MISERABLE until the nameless mobster showed up, also losing most of your friends on the same week you met them is not great either

[@emeraldiguana7316]

@Gumballed yep it was peaceful alright

[@soulkingabstr4kt887]

@Gumballed thats irene so that Don't count

[@soulkingabstr4kt887]

@Gumballed Ye i just read a comment about it, I was very confused with the part 6 ending Anyways. I thought it was a reset where there were no more joestars.

[@bummbummist3607]

@Gumballed U mean *IRENE*

[@bummbummist3607]

@Gumballed U do

[@Chrono-and-Co]

Jolyne had the best or at least a good life. When the universe reset and then reverted after puchi's death she was NOT replaced,her soul was put into Irene's body so while she lived a different life she is the same person. She seemingly had a healthy relationship with her father in the new life and most likely had a good life going forward after the end of part 6. She even got to marry Anasui.

[@a_not_so_amazingperson9900]

Johnny’s life was indeed sad. His dad abandoned him and everyone else. Gyro, Rina, and George were the only ones who didn’t give up on him and his death was so quick too.

[@reaper4812]

“…doing what he wanted, when he wanted and *who* he wanted.” This line is fucking gold.

[@dzaesonp8599]

Irene and Josuke Part 4, if you can count Irene as a Jojo

[@AsterDXZ]

Josuke 100% Reaching your dreams is cool and all, but being able to crack one open with the boys till the end of your days is even better.

[@HK-dv7wf]

I feels like the life of the JoJo can mirror the fate of the villains: Jonathan and Dio will have a great ingfluence in the later part despite their death in part 1 and 3 respectively. Jospeh and Kars were in the end somehow prisonner of their bodies and their minds decayed. DIO was killed by his ennemy's descendant and Jotaro by DIO's most loyal follower. Josuke get to live the quiet life Kira dreamed of, but he still has a chance to get it as a ghost. Giorno realised his dream and Diavolo is living an eternal nightmare. Both Jolyne and Pucci get erased in the end, with Jolyne being replaced and Pucci seemgly not. Jonnhy and Valentine ended shot in the head.

[@blueskull6268]

8:21 Josuke's Grandpa: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*

[@otodtag]

"Doing what he wanted, when he wanted and who he wanted" I lost my shit

[@ii8thecookies]

There was a really good headcannon some guy had where Josuke took the guardian of Morioh and became a local policeman.

[@anointilisque7768]

I think Jonathan is one of the most unlukiest jojos ever, he has his tenage screwd by Dio, he watch his father die and he had to Destroy his own mansion and Fortune Just to stop Dio and failed, have to watch his friend die and killed his own brother, in the end he was killed in his own marriege try to die to stop Dio but unfortununely It was futile

[@djdiddless]

Excellent video, thank you for creating this!

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

Update from Part 8 I think Gappy is now somewhere in the middle. With no idea of his past, he decided to try and start a new life with whatever he had, and it worked. Now he’s living in the Higashikata household peacefully.

[@Xenotale]

That everywhere at the end of time reference sent shivers down my spine

[@inndemonblue1949]

both Josuke and Joseph had a good life they have friends, family, the ups and the down have both close friends that have died both haveing bad injurys and have barely any family or friends but make their way they made what was they life

[@startrooper4360]

If Josuke (part 4) becomes a surgeon he might be very rich because of crazy diamond's ability to fix almost anything. It could also be helpful for some murder mysteries that involve the killers blood since he can just attempt to heal the blood and it would follow the killer. It's almost the same with war as a medic.

[@OkayAnd]

This manga for teens but most of the main characters dies. Jojo is crazy

[@wheresprototype3507]

Jonathan should have gotten to live his life

[@garrettcarter5622]

Hands down Josuke. He is the only one who had a relatively loving childhood, adolescence, and (as far as we know) adulthood without being murdered.

[@hermit6123]

My head canon is Josuke studied to become a nurse. Koichi left town for a good amount of years alongside Yukako. Okuyasu probably works at Tonio's in some form.

[@lolzworld1]

I'm gonna put this theory out there; If Jonathan had a Stand it would've been The World (perhaps a different version of it) Jonathan and Dio were the equal and opposite forces in each others lives, one kind and honorable, the other malicious and scheming. But this is most evident at the end of Part 1; The World represents the end of a journey and the transition into the next part of life. Jonathan represents the upright meaning, dying content with his life choices and what he's accomplished. Dio is the inverse, dissatisfied with his fate and desiring more from it. Maybe that's why Dio's Stand was so strong; because it was The Two Worlds brought together.

[@Fenzle]

He still got beaten by a brat. Pretty lame.

[@fahriandikadir5799]

Then why SBR dio has the world huh?

[@fangsabre]

Mah boi Josuke, no thoughts head empty himbo, and a nice quiet life.

[@meggubravo8373]

When he talks about Josuke he forgot about his Grandpa who got murdered by Angelo

[@kratosmessi649]

9:41 same Everywher at the end of time gives me existencial crisis

[@hardcoore_gyt9254]

Joseph he basically life’s most his life normally

[@devinstrayhorn980]

7:45 top tier music meme

[@DonniedrakoE]

Joseph or josuke 4 hands down because they both largely lived relatively normal lives with loving families.

[@twist9idkkidz]

It depends on preference here it really does. In terms of a safe, normal and peaceful (for the most part) life than it's Josuke, his story really only lasted a summer, he's suffered the least. If you want a thrilling, exciting and emotional life than it's Joseph. For me personally I'd say Joseph, he lived a full life with the most experiences possible, this guy has literally seen and done it all. Imagine being around Joseph and just having him tell you stories from his first plane crash at 13 to slitting his wrist for an invisible baby at 79.

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

Josuke didn't lose anyone really close to him, not like anyone else on this list. While he didn't do much after the summer of 1999, he lived trouble-free. He gained more than he lost. He gained many new friends, a lot of money, and potentially free food.

[@krism.6598]

“Josuke didn’t lose anyone close to him” Not to Kira, but he did lose his grandfather.

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

@@krism.6598 i honestly completely forgot about that

[@subarashiboi600]

Reference to Everywhere At The End Of Time while talking about Joseph spooked me

[@METALLIX1000]

Probably Josuke. (This is before watching the video)

[@Scruffy3870]

I’ve been playing persona 5 a lot recently and I heard beneath the mask in the background and I thought I was going insane

[@friesaregood2941]

When you're so early the video says no views.

[@eddyteddy6226]

This hurt me in ways I never thought possible. It hurts in the sense of nostalgia because honestly, at least for me, whenever I think of the jojos I always think about them in there prime. Like Joseph, I think about him when he was in part 2 and Caesar was still alive. And Jonathan I think about when he just got on the ship with Erina and bumped his head on the door frame. This hurts so much to remember that such amazing characters that you get attracted to and that you feel like you're right there with them have to die in such sad ways, to the point that you feel empty when it's all said and done. Sorry for the rant, but am I the only one who feels this way?

[@yaboigamerdouji7573]

In the end, Kira’s dream is Josuke’s reality

[@Xman34washere]

Josuke, cause what bad things happened to him? Yeah he fought a serial killer for a summer. One summer.

[@a.singgih7182]

Isn't it obvious? Josuke part 4 Here some recap: Part 1 JoJo was dead before getting a better life Part 2 JoJo lost his best friend, an arm, and lots of his friends in other part Part 3 JoJo his father is unknown, his mother almost died, lost his friends, fighting Dio, fighting a serial killer, got attacked by Pucci Part 4 only lost like 2 friends and 1 family member Part 5 got a shitty family and lost almost all of his friends Part 6 got blamed for something she didn't do, betrayed by someone she trust, lost her friends and almost lost her dad Part 7 always lost everything he owned after he tried his best to achieved it also disowned by his father Part 8 lost his best friend, his identity, his memory and everyone try to kill him

[@christianmeleirogomez9153]

Everyone answering Josuke, but the one jojos that actually reach growth old is Jhosep, not onli that he uses Jamon what increases his life duration far away than the rest.

[@edfmed1080]

Tbh, i wouldn't want to be any of them, not even Jonathan, who is my favorite Jojo

[@womocan2669]

These transitions are smoooth

[@Gemsverse]

Josuke: my life do be fine. And boom, Universe Reset :(

[@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651]

....and ended up waking up with 4 ballz.

[@pyra6509]

@@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651 part 7 and 8 have nothing to do with the universe reset and its completlet unrelated to parts 1-6. also josuke still lived fine

[@deetay59]

Saying Johnny is the most unfortunate Joestar is false the most unfortunate Joestar is Jonathan because he had his life made a living hell by his adopted brother and than died at the hands of said brother who than took over his body so take that

[@softwet2727]

I wonder which jobro would have the best life? And why is it Okuyasu?

[@kww10]

Maybe? His whole life before Morioh was so shitty, and he did lost all his family. But in the end, he gained more, whom genuinely cares for him ig Or what about Speedwagon?

[@baguette3025]

I'd say Kakyoin or Mista. Having no friends suck but it's not too bad comparing to the rest, losing friends also suck but every Jobro got that in common

[@jayandrews2803]

8:11 Dang Josuke you’ve been working out?

[@magna3168]

Josuke probably had the best life cause he didn’t experience much loss during his part (apart from his grandpa) and from our knowledge had a very chill life after his part. If I see to rank them- 1.Josuke 2.Giorno 3. Joseph 4. Jonathan 5. Jotaro 6. Johnny 7. Jolyne (We don’t count the happy universe with Irene otherwise she’d be like 1st)

[@Jaineify_]

Ok i'm not disrespecting your opinion, but how, just how is Jolyne lower than Johnny-

[@EveOTW]

I think Jonathan lived his best life. His attitude on life made his spirit unbreakable until the very end

[@fugobizarreadventure7722]

Josuke lived the best life and giorno's definitely one of the worst. Giorno will never be satisfied, always running from something he can't see

[@vohloo9797]

Most main characters had themselves thrusted into their conflicts but Giorno willing chose the mob life, so if anything it's the life he wanted to live.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Giorno is basically Thanos in Jojo's universe: They won at what cost? Everything.

[@elijahbagaman276]

Well, he still has his gay bf Mista and managed to succeed in the mission to protect Trish.

[@phiewee]

This is an amazing video! As for me, my rankings would be similar but I would rate Giorno before Jonathan due to the fact that Giorno has gone through terrible and life changing traumas, including but not limited to a horribly abusive family, losing his friends and mentors before his very eyes, and being in multiple near death experiences. He got what he wanted, but at what cost? Not to mention the fact that being the boss of the biggest gang in Italy constantly puts a target on your back. I do believe your placements were really great though! I just disagree on that one specific placement.

[@AyeAyeKane]

3:02 They're still the exact same people with the exact same souls, it's just that their whole life story has been altered slightly since stands don't exist anymore