Mexico Is Stealing The Border Wall | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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[@LeelooMinai]

They are not stealing the wall - just reallocating it to the more useful locations.

[@4ll3sb4n4n3]

can't argue with that XD

[@hemishrajguru7602]

Like around Donald Trump, so he can’t eat or drink

[@futurepreneur5403]

Without paying 😂🤣🤣

[@utkarsh2746]

"I built a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it" Reality is so much better than any fiction anyone could ever write!

[@skeletonrowdie1768]

This was so good lol

[@DiceB]

Utkarsh Singh for real loll

[@arthurgomes5188]

Utkarsh Singh That entire line sounds so much like something out of a game of mad libs it's hard to believe that it is actual news

[@CornishCreamtea07]

Just think, if this had been a plot in a Movie/Book/Film, it would get panned for having to high a level of Suspension of disbelief.

[@utkarsh2746]

@@CornishCreamtea07 Trust me it'll be used for cheap laughs in every comedy for a decade or so. I imagine the scriptwriters are waiting to see where the story arc ends. This stuff is dark comedy gold literally falling in your lap!

[@sosoatypical9836]

Mexicans: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[@John_C_J]

Trump: Unqualified. Unstable. Underestimate.

[@kopec82]

Soso Atypical amen ese!

[@petrelli231]

That's pretty much our national motto

[@RPK49]

Si me identifique jaja

[@jamesderex4779]

When life gives you lemon make some lemonade out of it

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

Steal the wall! Steal the wall! Steal the wall!

[@avramnovorra]

You're killing me 🤣😂

[@yeralvargas4616]

Mexican President - " We will increase security for our homes!" *applause* "And América will pay for it!!!" *thunderous applause*

[@JunkPhuJP]

I can just hear the Mexicans shouting. “Hey thanks man for the home protection!”

[@MrJustbrowsing12345]

From other Mexicans? Kinda like the reason the us is building the wall!

[@pimpwitnohoes]

This is brilliant!!! At such a horrific time all around the world I NEEDED TO LAUGH TILL MY STOMACH HURT!!! Thanks Mexico

[@Frostbi7e385]

Trump: Mexico will pay for the wall Consuela: Nooo, nooo Trump: Okay, we'll pay for the wall Consuela: Free wall? I take Trump: But it's our wall Consuela: Nooo, it's okay, I take

[@tigris8235]

I love you fellow family guy fan😂😂😂😂😂👊🏿

[@Kr4zYm0f0]

Atleast it shows Trump is right in building it.

[@BalimaarTheBassFish]

@@Kr4zYm0f0 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@nicoolvia5241]

I read this in her voice

[@tamsinvearncombe3584]

Did they make that joke in Family guy? If not they missed a great joke there

[@Chloe-ge7vv]

Stealing the border wall payed by the US? That's metal AF!!!! 😂😂😂

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

@@joseluisnietoenriquez6122 re-aqusitions. Or...may i say....inquisition!?

[@mohammadessa1876]

I build a wall around my house and Donald trump pay for it 😂😂😂😂

[@GAMEOVER-yy6zj]

And trump thinks he's the savage one.

[@DiceB]

Essa Khan superbe loll

[@jeremiasdrumond7457]

I laughed so hard I started crying 😂😂😂

[@danyoung5072]

No, Americans payed for it. Sad~😭

[@economicalovereem5833]

Yeah I know. People are stealing from your country's security infrastructure and you all find it hilarious. It's the same people you want open borders for. Hilarious innit?

[@blessingaanyim944]

Mexico is stealing the Wall 😂😂😂😂

[@benjaminmadrigalperez9010]

@@GAMEOVER-yy6zj we kinda are.

[@blessingaanyim944]

@@benjaminmadrigalperez9010 smart move you guys😂

[@blessingaanyim944]

@@GAMEOVER-yy6zj so true

[@lynnca1972]

The thought of Mexico stealing the wall, just gave me the biggest laugh in a long time! 😂🤣😂

[@ananda9133]

So now you guys are paying for Mexico's wall. America, you are hilarious.

[@fisherking7798]

Americans are the funniest when they're not trying to be 😁

[@MikesLifee]

And on top of it all they're the dumbest around LOL

[@wahabgool2487]

MERICAAAAAA F YEAH

[@Zabalero]

That orange clown is so much fun for us!!

[@kristianfagerstrom7011]

Trump: "I will build a wall, and Mexico will pay for it!". Mexico: "Sostén mi cerveza"

[@istvansipos9940]

:- ) I only understood "cervaza" from this. From that point, the meaning is obvious

[@jusantos08]

😂😂

[@dab144000]

my chela xD

[@Malik-Ibi]

Hahahaha. More like "agarra la chela"

[@TrenElZombie]

Agarra/aguantame/ has paro

[@heldersilva6672]

If they suddenly also start stealing the steel, it would mean they would be obtainig it without paying "Steel tariffs". Wich would make it even more karma! 😲

[@darthnegativehunter8659]

you know the steel is also worth a lot. possibly stealing it will give a better income than drug trafficking.

[@pimpwitnohoes]

No, I think that drug trafficking is still more profitable but doing both is a win-win situation

[@NJ-wb1cz]

Regular steel is cheap, but if they used an expensive alloy to increase protection then stealing it totally makes sense 😂

[@MrJustbrowsing12345]

@Project TsukiNoMe they're stealing the wire to protect their homes from other Mexicans!!! They are doing the same thing that Trump is trying to do for America!!

[@Cyromantik]

Now I'm steeling myself for the story of the stolen steel.

[@oriont6944]

US: *Builds Wall to defend from Mexico* Mexico: *Steals Wall to defend against other Mexicans*

[@DiceB]

Palpa Prime amazing #whatatimetobealive lolll

[@kingslayer4808]

US: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@imawormbeforeiamaman4261]

Palpa Prime

[@heartless604]

Palpa Prime • hahaha you mean protection from white supremacist bigoted americans!

[@AbMaSync]

That is the Mexican way

[@red0means0go]

Happy to hear USA is protecting Mexico in more ways than one.

[@Chaoticstorm]

No matter how long time’s passes this video never fails to bring a smile to my face.

[@adikwuadams8927]

Trump; "México will pay for the wall" Mexicans; "No we won't"

[@6232knight]

that was epic!

[@marcusgarvey7695]

@ Asap Adams : Trump : " I'll build a wall and Mexico will pay for it biggly. Mexico : Nada! You can build the wall with your own dollars and the only thing i can guarantee you is it might not stand for long coz we will steal it and annex that part of the border.👊😎👌

[@rafaeterna1081]

"NO, U"

[@atilladebbag7356]

Asap Adams Mexicans; “What wall?”

[@lovi6531]

Why pay when we can steal it?

[@cancerino666]

Meanwhile in Mexico: "We will build protective walls and USA will pay for it!"

[@SanketDube]

Trump: México will pay for the wall Mexicans: No thank you Trump: Ok US pay for the wall Mexicans: Free wall!!!

[@-nazhifah]

legit the best comment

[@avramnovorra]

You made my day 🤣

[@elenagomez9575]

LOL

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

And free river too!

[@nunyabizness1269]

I'm dead. Trump paid for it😂😂😂😂😂

[@edofluit6568]

US citizens payed for it...

[@thomassimeon3138]

Hey man you can't leave a wall just there for nothing, we need it 😂😂😂😂

[@sergiophenix]

Well, the insecurity in Tijuana is due in great part to the US demand for drugs and their weapons fuel the violence, so it seems fair.

[@Stadtpark90]

sergio phenix that is the real story. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXXTm6l8o5mqna8 and kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5W9g5KkhdVkopo

[@josebenitez3732]

Missing razor wire, PRICELESS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@overnight3741]

I still can't get over the fact that they STOLE the wall, i swore that they would just jump over it 😂😂😂😂

[@lamarcknritu]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@asmitbhattacharya2958]

I bet Nancy Pelosi was smiling in her bedroom clapping passive aggressively when she learnt the Mexicans were stealing the wall.

[@danicaz1163]

Hey, don't talk bad about Nancy like that! 😂😂😂 Although that was so brilliant I could picture it clearly in my mind!

[@ShakeITas]

@@danicaz1163 You think that corrupt witch cares about her voters and not the power?

[@danicaz1163]

@@ShakeITas I don't know and I really don't care because I'm not American. I am just a spectator in your highly entertaining politics.

[@ShakeITas]

@@danicaz1163 Why are you defending that evil witch then? :D

[@TheKaveshan]

@@ShakeITas these are ppl brainwashed by the msm

[@aswintgopal]

Trump 2020 : "give our wall back"

[@GuyVinmara]

NAFWA...the North America Free Wall Agreement. Build it and they will come...and steal it piece by piece! 😂😂😂

[@7erabit]

3:17 The yearly troll award goes to Mexico

[@leetraviusmckay314]

Trump "Mexico will pay for the wall" Mexicans "Nope. We'll steal it instead" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeanetteandersson7152]

LeeTravius Mckay OMFG!!!! DYING!!! 😜😜😜😂😂😂😂

[@elenagomez9575]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mavsierra9715]

Mexican: "I build a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it". Reality bites Mr. Melania Trump.

[@jeanetteandersson7152]

Mav Sierra Bwahahaha!!! Dying!!! 😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂

[@dumisaniyambira2070]

Someone: "An apple a day keeps the Dr away" Me: "Daily show everyday keeps stress away"

[@brianhutchinson5299]

Trevor you are a legend.

[@ruchirjain1163]

Trump: 8 M dollars for the wall Mexico: thanks man, very cool😂

[@milderwritings1539]

Now trump is paying to protect the maxicans houses 😂😂

[@Superpuffert]

That was the plan all along. Donald Trump is so smart. This was his way of making Mexico safer so they won't feel they have to go to USA. What a genius

[@KienDLuu]

Americans paid for Mexico's fencing. Hahaha. Friggen poetic. Haha

[@xXTheBl4ckC4tXx]

They are not really stealing the wall, but wire fencing, but it is still gold. Never have I loughed so much at something being stolen.

[@aureliadiwu_cotofan]

This really is too hilarious!!!!!! Ahahahah the world is a big comedy show it turns out 😆

[@iustus6940]

Many Mexicans say that our country is just a tragicomedy 😁 😔

[@lukaszgawlik19830416]

And who is going to pay for my new fence? ....Donald is 😂

[@garhull11]

".. and Trump paid for it" :-)

[@brockstanford7608]

I'm sorry, but Trump never paid for anything.

[@MrMalufet2]

@@brockstanford7608 Sadly, Americans are paying for it..

[@skeletonrowdie1768]

You could say that this is an..... apoppylypse

[@edu-kt]

Trevor, your mexican accent is flawless, your time with Fluffy has paid you well.

[@fisherking7798]

This is the funniest story I heard since the urang utan became president😂😂😂 STEAL THE WALL STEAL THE WALL STEAL THE WALL Mexicans are Making America Laugh Again 🙌🙌🙌 STEAL THE WALL!!!😂

[@mikecarter5631]

Trump (to rally audience)”We’re going to build a wall and what?” Audience : “Mexico will steal it!!” Me: “I love Mexico!”

[@safertobeanonymous2224]

“I built a wall around my house and do land paid for it” omgomgomg that is so awesome! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thetigerpanzer8481]

Man I am from Tijuana and indeed they stole about 200m of barbed wire lol

[@jettanyiagumbs6091]

Dont mess it up Mr. Trout...Congrats...Wow Mexico...You guys are awesome 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Pedroleum100]

I love how Trevor laughs about the story of the stolen wire from the US-Mexican border. This is so funny that laughing about it during the show's preparing wasn't enough.

[@dylantherandomperson.3903]

Where I live, the first day of spring is usually a snowstorm

[@leewito]

"Moving on to my favour story of the year. And possible my favour story my entire life MEXICO IS STEALING THE WALL"

[@helenasousa9037]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's why comedy is gold . He Trevor , that Wall joke just rocks .

[@annatomasiello2417]

That made me laugh, the Mexicans are stealing the wall😆😂😆

[@frankdays3478]

And the yankees make us laugh too they pay for the wall believing that mexico was paying for it😅😅😅

[@LORGSW6]

OMG that is just too hilarious! 😂

[@itsallogre6411]

It’s autumn here.... Australia.

[@higate_col]

2 cyclones and heat waves... Yeah feels like Aussie autumn 😂

[@lethabomncwanga5558]

South Africa: Same 🙋

[@free-thinker1046]

The Saviour racist australian God I really hate those people.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

@@free-thinker1046 why?

[@vaw796]

500,000 Views You do realise you just stereotyped a whole nation. There are lovely Australians, watch Jamie and Nikki a youtube Australian vlogger couple, Nikki is of South Sudanese descent and Jamie is white. Look beyond the racist few, you are the bigot now.

[@metmexfan]

I feel so proud to be Mexican right now

[@immercoolbleiben03]

I'm Mexican and I find this so hilarious 🤣🤣

[@RoughThief]

So Mexico is building the wall - somewhere else and Donald Trump is paying for it? I'm going to have a sore face after all that laughing!

[@Serpillard]

Mexicans: "Modern problems require modern solutions."

[@vinaly]

Nobody thought Mexico would steal it? My man go watch George Lopez old HBO special, he was talking about Bush wall and says "so the wall doesn't work now they want to dig a ditch and put aligators in the ditch, MF put alligators in the ditch in an hour would be shoes and belts" xD

[@Julius55555]

😂😂😂😶😂😂😂😂

[@mikldude9376]

Tears in my eyes laughing so hard , the wall being stolen :) .

[@0Clewi0]

3:10 if you just want to see the wall part

[@brah-k6659]

Trump: we're gonna need another wall to protect the first One This has me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE]

Way to go Mexico 😂😂😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@IrajMatthee]

Lol!!! Next you will see acid used on the wall and there goes billions of dollars up in smoke.

[@Bart-Did-it]

Patting the counter “ so! much! love! for! nature!! “ 😂

[@monmir7828]

Happy new Persian year. ❤️ ( the only calendar starts with the spring ) Isn’t it nice?

[@Jan_YTview]

stolen razor wire! 😳 😃🤣😂

[@lm9327]

Trevor breaking down laughing : best comment ever. It just says it all:))

[@margaritam.9118]

My parents told me they need a new fence, can Donald Trump start hating me, too?

[@Phraktarias]

Guys you're misreading the whole point! "(the wire) is being stolen and sold... for protection due to the city's high crime rate", right? Well, according to AP News "On average, an estimated 253,000 firearms each year are purchased in the United States expressly to be sent to Mexico" ... think about it.

[@radwulfeboraci7504]

'They did what! Somebody get me my Adderall ... it's TWEET TIME'... Put a tariff on tacos while you're at it!'

[@colaboytje]

Oh dear, that last part was just brilliant.

[@funkycowie]

Poppies - People do that with Blue Bells in the woods and forest of the UK, even though they are endangered and so very delicate to the point that if you tread on one there is a strong chance it may never grow back in following years.

[@chapachuu]

I f**king love irony.

[@margaritam.9118]

Ladies and gentlemen, this joke was sponsored by Mr. Donald Trump. Literally :D

[@imawormbeforeiamaman4261]

Smart thing to do by the Mexicans. Apparently they are smarter than Donnie T

[@belenrosh]

everyone is smarter than him

[@colehartel7206]

No, we can't feel it everywhere. Here in New Zealand, it is now Autumn.

[@vinopandian7107]

Trevor's laugh is so genuine 🤩 notice how he can't open his eyes completely after saying 'Mexico is stealing the wall' 😂

[@celefin6494]

Beautiful.

[@FrayJaeBen]

Mexican's are creative people😂😂😂😂

[@Xmarksmen]

It's Autumn mate. #Australia #EggBoyApproves

[@AeiThop]

Xmarksmen Yeah, I wondered how they could be in Spring, when we are just coming out of of the hottest summer, into a hottish autumn. Oh, I forget... Australia doesn’t exist, and we are all paid actors participating in the grand conspiracy against the flat earth. 😂

[@jemz1zn631]

Go back to school and learn that Australia 🇦🇺 is in the southern hemisphere and USA 🇺🇸 is in the northern hemisphere

[@HurricaneSA]

@@jemz1zn631 Whoosh.

[@mcseedat]

Indeed it is autumn #south-africa

[@jemz1zn631]

@@ishpeeedy well I concede and stand corrected

[@gonebytrain]

I slept with the window open, compare to last week when I slept with the heater on. I can feel the spring here in Japan!

[@NewMessage]

That whole wall will be up on blocks by the end. And probably better quality blocks than it was made of in the first place.

[@emmanuelviveros3399]

New Message then i guess we'll steal those too

[@shreyagupta398]

Happy holi everyone 😄

[@ethan5240]

Autum here so thanks for the reminder, we’re just going to get on and off rain for several months here in New Zealand.

[@lifestylewithpamelablue3443]

“Mexico is stealing the wall” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferholden9397]

The wall looks like a garden fence. 🤑. You got a really good deal there Donny, should have gone to Home Depot.

[@shelleydavis5231]

Gooooo Mexicans!!!!! that's a straight up middle finger to orange pulp, Man ya gotta love it!😂😂😂

[@ravenwood3695]

Aah yes I remember when I went outside and saw flowers. 🙂 *sighs and looks away wistfully*

[@jenohogan9254]

Dear Mexico, I love you. hahahaha

[@moonjoe4224]

In architecture school we call that adaptive reuse..... Its good to see the Mexicans put the theory to practical 😂😂😂😂

[@carolmorris404]

😂😂Trevor, please tell me the Mexico Wall Clip, reminded you of home, in South Africa. I just could not stop laughing. This would not even make the obituaries in a local daily newspaper 😂😂😂

[@capucnechaussonpassion14]

it's just absolute GENIUS that they collect parts of this dumb wall to actually make something usefull for them and not against them ! WONDERFUL ! And really really funny !

[@nickl5658]

Now the wall needs a wall to protect it.

[@paulcollyer801]

Well I DIDN’T see THAT coming.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@whatthehuman_e]

Lol pretty fair in my mind ey, classic give and take....Chump is such a generous guy

[@brodiegriffin_is_Ozzy]

LOL . Gold . Think of it this way Donald , if they're securing and improving their place , they're not coming to yours . Lol