Chaos at the Ramp! | Miami Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach

Chaos at the Ramp! | Miami Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach Ramp
Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover / Boynton Beach
We are working on adding 2 more ramps to the roster. Stay tuned!
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[@elbertmoore7876]

Boat ramps are a very entertaining way to spend an afternoon. The later in the day the better

[@sandrathornthwaite2030]

Hi from Victoria point, Australia. Loved watching this. My wife and I drive down to the Boat ramp on the weekends for our entertainment. It is great to watch. I do help some people if they need help. Have been in some situations where I have received a hand from younger people. Age does so weary. Life is to be lived.

[@Thunderbyrd.]

So many people need so many training classes on loading, launching, backing trailers, and just plain old boating etiquette and that's just at a couple of ramps. I see this craziness all of the time, I don't know how these people make it through the day alive, lol.

[@Daniel2271961]

Or make it out of bed in the morning.

[@Mark-nu5vg]

Then give each one a firearm.SMH

[@keithcooper4603]

What surprises me is the number of people who do not watch your videos and great suggestion on how to back up. So many do not follow your directions, thusly we have a great laugh watching them make an ass of themselves ... keep you video coming I really really enjoy watching ..

[@smith5312]

What a great tip to have the tailgate open when reversing the empty trailer. 👏👏👏

[@stargasm1000]

I grew up in Boynton and have been to this ramp many times. It has always been the way shown in this vid and it'll never change.

[@elbolillo2703]

This is the voice I hear in my head, criticizing me while I reverse a trailer.

[@notyouraverageyoutuber3172]

@Dwayne Waylon oo now I know it’s a trend.

[@notyouraverageyoutuber3172]

Or a bot...

[@joeg5414]

Take your trailer to an empty parking lot and practice reversing for an hour. I look forward to showing off my trailer reversing skills now 😂 I don't own my own boat, but whenever I go with friends, I get reverting duties😂 I guess having a class a cdl helps lol

[@ripjay4418]

@@joeg5414 😂

[@aj-kwt909truckin31]

Don't forget the HANDBRAKE on the RAMP !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tedspeed3338]

3:05 The bird is just chillin with the guy at the jetski. "So, you have fun today?"

[@gc4644]

There's a large boat ramp right next to a hooters in the Tampa area, when someone gets it right the first time the whole restaurant hoots and claps! When an idiot screws it up a couple times everyone BOO's him! Some customers even bring scorecards!

[@WavyBoats]

Where is this Hooters located? I had no luck on google maps.

[@benjigans1419]

Guy Conklin, where is this ramp?

[@gc4644]

Its in Port Richey Florida, about 20 miles north of Clearwater. It was Hooters very first restaurant on the water, opened around 1990. 5336 Treadway Drive Port Richey, FL 34668

[@DDMV-ve5qf]

The ladies at the end are the best. 👍

[@buffettfanman]

Those trailers with burnt out lights would be bait for troopers here in Texas Open Season! State, County, Constables and City! Then they look to see if the boat registration is up to date! Along with Vehicle Registration and insurance! Fair Game!!

[@aaronstestlab]

Are you actually boasting about how much your cops bother people?

[@jeremychopp]

All I'm gonna say is "Florida Man". These guys are something special 🤣

[@AustinCraft]

We aren't gonna mention the bird just chilling with the jetski dude

[@joeg5414]

I thought maybe I'd only lose one day to watching boat videos. For some reason, it's 9am and I'm back😂

[@GhostDrummer]

This is too much stress and anxiety to end a day of relaxation. It reminds me of when I worked with split days off (Sunday and Wednesday) and we would go off roading on a day off. We all had to work at 0230, so all it took was one person getting stuck or breaking down to instantly destroy the vibe. I was so happy when I found a better job with higher pay and better hours.

[@norms3913]

That beer can island must have the same repeating visitors

[@bntrouble31]

The second guy to back his trailer down had a boat and trailer in front of him, one of the type that pull the boat straight up and stop right at the top of the ramp so other people can’t back down straight.

[@Misc665]

My thoughts exactly.

[@johngolombek61]

If my father was still alive he would love this channel he had a cabin cruiser. But years of driven a rig and having his boat he would love this channel.

[@Torsee]

Have drink, will boat!

[@ChrisMFlorida]

This channel is gold.

[@pigybak]

try the Boca boat ramp on east Palmetto Park Road.

[@bryonkidder6199]

First time I've seen anyone smart enough to pick-up and move those little short trailers...lmao! Good for them!

[@oldschoolhawking8191]

That dude had the right idea when he picked up the trailer to straighten it out.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

No shame if it works

[@sheriacre1884]

Keep up the good work

[@SneakZ88]

most of these people shouldnt be behind the wheel of a car let alone a boat

[@milobellizio]

Wish you put 2 out weekly. My favorites on KZbin😂

[@OFFFishing]

Always a show at the end of a day🤣👊

[@alasishacrelinski1010]

We loved our boat but it really was the best day when we sold it and I never looked back.

[@milobellizio]

Make more videos.....love them

[@MadridBarcelonaRota]

WOW, crew on the green plastic duckling tied off like a boss.

[@Rowdynruby]

Love it how these chumps just bury their trailers😂😂😂🤯

[@michiganengineer8621]

Boynton was smart when they paved those ramps, notice how rough they are? LOTS of traction when it comes time to pull the boat and trailer back up the ramp!

[@firedad23]

They are actually block like pavers. they really help a lot.

[@michiganengineer8621]

@@firedad23 I saw in todays video that there was some guy with a lifted pickup who _still_ couldn't get his boat up the ramp.

[@daffyduck9901]

Absolutely incredible.

[@theresaciba632]

I have never seen the amount of people that don't know how to back a trailer but that own a boat it's amusing

[@ozone385]

Maybe when they do thier boat safety course backing a trailer should be in the course.

[@rachellemedina8395]

Wasn't offered in our state. But good idea

[@Grady252]

I find it so amazing that when somone pulls their boat out to tie it down and put things away, they are sitting in the way of other folks trying to make the necessary turning room for a more successful back down. That one guy had very little ability to pull forward and get truck/trailer aligned before backing down. Folks can easily pull out of the way somewhere else and clear the area when they are leaving and need to tie stuff down.

[@arthurflores5620]

What kind of boat did those ladies have? Brand and model if possible please.

[@NathanIpwhocares]

Polycraft 300 Tuffy

[@chrisbernacki1012]

I just dont understand the "tie the boat up and get the trailer". Drop the driver off, get the trailer, back it down , DRIVE thd boat on the trailer, crack a beer. Aloha

[@codyyork777]

I've got to tie off and go get the truck. The wife won't back the trailer and wont drive the boat on. She does crank the boat on and pull the truck out, but still have to spend some extra time at the ramp with me running back and forth.

[@bntrouble31]

@@codyyork777 Same. My wife went and got the truck one time and tried to back it down the ramp, she actually did, but it took her a while so. That took the wind out of her sails and she hasn’t attempted Since. She does drive the trailer and truck to go Park after the boat is launched though.

[@Executiveinvestments-]

It does not take 30 seconds to get back to the ramp with your trailer. You are talking unrealistic. So you are going to just float around next to the dock for 5-10 minutes? Possibly drifting in to other boats? You know nothing about boats.

[@chrisbernacki1012]

@@Executiveinvestments- i know i dont need to waste time tying up and clogging the dock.....i am skilled enough as a helmsman to not hit anyone

[@Executiveinvestments-]

@@chrisbernacki1012 clogging the dock? Its called first come first served. So you go drop off someone then pull clear away from the dock. Then tell me another boater isnt going to pull in that spot. lol. And you have about as mush skill as the worst person in any of these videos. You would hit several boats, not just one.

[@davemetz7368]

Most people backing their trailers up are not aware of "" starting off with one hand at the BOTTOM CENTER of the steering wheel "". This way, if you move your hand to the left......the trailer will move to the left. move your hand right....and trailer moves to the right. It eliminates all that turning to the opposite way you want your trailer to move, which really confuses most people. I've ALWAYS been excellent in backing trailers up, even with all the opposite crap ( if you know what I'm talking about ) then one day I tried starting at the bottom center of steering wheel & it was so easy. TRY IT PEOPLE

[@amybradford4966]

You guys need to come up to sandy point state park in Maryland during the summer it can get busy

[@nothingsurprisesmeanymore]

It scary wondering how many of these guy are allowed to drive cars let alone boats. Great channel 👍 hi from snowy England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Idahoprepper71]

Mini van muscle. 😂😂😂

[@brianbiro9094]

Can't believe how ruff the ramp is u need some drain groves but those r craters

[@brettkraatz437]

There’s a couple times I wished cameras were rolling while I was at the ramp. One time a couple miscues ending up with a slightly wayward boat, a lost shoe, waterlogged phone and us two sliding down the algae covered ramp. On the flip side, the PERFECT two man loading of a boat. Perfect dismount to the dock, perfect timing for boat and trailer coming together in perfect unison with the truck hardly coming to stop after backing up going straight to pulling out boat in tow. Naturally that happened right next to a guy taking up 2/3rds of the ramp having made zero progress in the time it took me to get the truck and load up. We all have our good and bad days!

[@SkuzzelB8]

I love how so many people need to SEE the trailer in order to know where its going. Lol...its rather simple.... if i cannot see my trailer in my rear view mirrors, then the trailer is going relatively strait! (Edit) notice at the end, you know the lady can clearly see the trailer is visible in her passenger mirror, but did she try to correct?? No! She just keeps backing it down! Thats not a lack of experience...thats a lack of intelligence!

[@meauxjeaux431]

YES, it really is that simple ! She probably thinks mirrors are only for her to look into to see her face. She has no clue how to use them as a safety/information device, and wasn't even looking into them....sooooooooo.......

[@Executiveinvestments-]

here we are again with another expert driver.

[@SkuzzelB8]

@@Executiveinvestments- lol.. You sound offended! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Executiveinvestments-]

@@SkuzzelB8 wow what a comeback. That made so much sense I forgot to laugh. What a complete idiot. Kinda dumb making fun of yourself at the ramp. Dont ya think kiddo?

[@SkuzzelB8]

☝️☝️ This guy! 😂😂😂

[@EpicConspiracy]

That new tech by Ford where it backs it up for you is gonna make boat ramps so much better in 10 years when’s it’s standard

[@ChrisMFlorida]

Another skill not learned 🤦

[@irwfcm]

This is the second video I've seen today of the Sharky's Machine boat not able to come in on their own power. I hope they get their stuff straightened out before they go out again.

[@vell0510]

I was more impressed with the 2wd Chevy Express van pulling out a nice sized boat.

[@richie2dicks468]

They make those vans in 2500 and 3500 they are beasts

[@tedmulthauf7434]

I didn’t know Little Tykes made boats.

[@mavsonline]

Love the green polycraft tuffy

[@Baselll]

Sandspur island aka Beercan Island is off of haulover in Miami not Boynton @BroncosGurus but keep up the great work

[@sethstern6097]

Beer can Island is just inside the boynton inlet

[@northlanddude9515]

The best way to back ur boat trailer up is to lower the tailgate when u drive a truck

[@RockThisTown2000]

Yep, makes it soooo much easier, when you can actually, you know . . . SEE it.

[@imurcookie2]

Exactly... pop up the hatch or drop the tailgate..

[@StingerSecSol]

Love these videos. They keep me laughing!

[@SmashGhost]

Why does nobody in FL have two working trailer lights?

[@justinanderson2675]

You ever put out any videos of people abolsultly nailing it people that just know what they doing? I know it probally wont be as intresting but be nice to see some stars

[@RobbyM32CREW]

alright folks, you only need to back your trailer in all the way, get the boards wet, then pull it about halfway out and you'll be fine... lol this stuff makes my head hurt

[@markjennings2315]

So thats what happened to Thelma and Louise , bought a Jeep and green Plasticraft

[@danielkavanaugh4544]

After watching these folks for awhile it's very clear what they need to do is take a day off work find an empty boat launch and practice all day long perhaps several days. I'm a retired tractor trailer semi driver. First the booze doesn't help, However get trailering mirror and learn how to use them. Next practice not for ten mins. But hours on end till you can do it in your sleep... The only other option is to moor your boat!!!

[@scotthutchings3474]

MBR is always great, makes me glad I have my boat in a slip on a lift here at Lake Mead Nevada

[@rvineyard5770]

who does nobody use fenders?

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Yeah, that’s a big mystery to me too. Rookies maybe?

[@tishbrett]

Most Floating pontoon docks have fenders built in around the edge so no need on the boat

[@negueba235689]

This is funny! In my country you need an extra mark on your driving license to use a trailer. You need some hours theory and driving exam with trailer to get it. If you drive like some of this people, you would never pass the exame :D There is also license for boats in my country and whitout it your not allowed to use one, So docking a boat ect ect go much better!

[@JamesP29]

I think the first boat was one of those poly boats they make in Australia..

[@Gabriel-kz6kb]

Dont you have rear view cameras with those trucks?

[@shinelife6244]

It's all common sense.... which very few people have nowadays 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤫🤫🤫🤫

[@Lukedormer]

Do you think it’s because people panic and get them selfs I’m a mess. Surly take your time and stay calm and it will be fine. I’ve never had a issue

[@peterpringle4164]

I wonder has the gator ever scored a human that has fallen into the water

[@peterpringle4164]

@@Zzrdemon6633 ya same as we do with our crocs in the Northern Territory Australia

[@ChrisMFlorida]

Gator just likes the front row seat of the clown show.

[@Bughman70]

Magic= pain, maybe.

[@diamondoutdoors8830]

What type of boat is that little green one at the first of the video?

[@lootllama8862]

The ramps are the parts where the tires touch the ground, the dock is the part that you tie up to, just criticizing like you do. If you weren't on their boat with them, how do you know they have been to any beer can island anyway?

[@dixiemay1996]

is it normal to see 85% of a light not working on side or the other on trailers?

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

_Sharky's Machine_ --? Gimme a Diab-lo sammich an' a Dokkah Peppah an' make it fast, Ah'm in a biiiiig hurruh

[@thanksmank5294]

Is that first boat plastic?

[@justinhodges6321]

I am in Delaware and we do not have huge ramps like you guys and if you did some of this crap people would lose their minds and get way to heated!!!

[@stevenk1833]

To many beers for most of these people.

[@thewyler1]

I love seeing people put their trailer in with the lights on

[@headflat449]

No problem with that as long as you have proper water proof lights on your trailer. You obviously don't know shit about boats or boat trailers.

[@andrewpowell9320]

In Florida are you not allowed to drive the boat on to the trailer?? I'm from Texas and boat on 4 different lakes and used multiple ramps at Galveston Bay and have never seen anyone rode guide their boat on to the trailer.

[@benjigans1419]

I live in Florida and you're allowed to drive the boat onto the Trailer. Some people prefer not to, I don't know why.

[@rcl3514]

Depends on the ramp. A lot of ramps will say no power loading because it washes out underneath the bottoms of the ramps, and they break up prematurely.

[@tishbrett]

If your trailer is set up the right way driving on is the best way much faster

[@Xile0508]

I can’t speak for the entirety of Florida, but this ramp allows it. This is Harvey E Oyer park in boynton beach, fl. I used this ramp 2 years with my Hydrasport.

[@loycjoe9491]

This might be weird and I am no captain, but wouldn’t it make more sens the person be on the dock holding the line while the driver reverses the boat into the water? Just saying.

[@saltwaterSyndicate808]

Thats how we do it here in hawaii at the boat ramps.. the harbors here has alot of surge🤙🤙

[@josepeixoto3384]

Oh, the joys of boating.....That's just nuts, rush hour ,there is not enough room to maneuver them trailers, and the double ramps do not help, they just create delays; It seems that with a small extra expense at first, it would have been much better and faster if the ramps were narrower and just for one at a time.

[@carsacrossmissouri3250]

I aways drop my tailgate when it’s a small trailer

[@xxnixxonx]

What did the first woman say b4 you cut scene lol

[@Kfrog555]

What brand is that green plastic boat? Looks like a perfect first boat for the kids with a smaller motor.

[@fendert1384]

Polycraft- Tuffy

[@Kfrog555]

@@fendert1384 awesome, thank you!

[@kljcails]

Almost don't count 🍻🍻🍻

[@volleybiggs]

Do they ever use three lanes on the boat ramp? He keeps saying 3 lanes but I can not see 3 boats there

[@s.shepherd]

You ought to include a pro load/unload once in a while so we can see how it can be done.

[@rubyredlopez4]

4:10 why did we not get to see what happened with the guy who was taken up the whole boat launch? 4:50ish that's a different truck and boat??

[@Mark-nu5vg]

ii put an electric power winch on my trailer the winch does all the work while you guide the boat right on to the trailer I had mine down to a science even in choppy water.

[@rachellemedina8395]

Yep that's what I do when I can't get a good shot down the ramp pop the hatch and then I can see better

[@67polara]

One of them spent some time also near 'vodka bottle-nose sound'....

[@derekkelley4517]

Best campin spot anywhere? Right next to the ramp

[@bryanbree5915]

What’s funny is how everyone’s trailer has a burned out tail light like mine does.

[@travisplautz234]

Boat ramp etiquette! Broncos, I think it would be nice if you did a whole video on boat ramp etiquette. Like, don’t just expect your wife to back a trailer down a ramp first time. Take her to a “not busy” parking lot and practice backing a trailer! Oh ya another thing to all you intelligent wonders out there, stop when the top of the trailer fender is at water level, your boat will slide right up the rollers or bunks and not get the bow under the front vee. Oh ya it’s also amazing how everyone has to sit in their vehicle start backing down the ramp then decide to undo the transom straps, load the coolers, towels, back the boat into the water then pull it back out because someone forgot the plug!!! A little pre-planning goes a long ways!!!

[@kevinbailey5033]

Where does this guy hide while he's doing his commentary

[@nutsmcflurry3737]

In Colorado

[@RedfishCarolina]

He's in the back of your boat taking your drain plug

[@benromaine8975]

@@RedfishCarolina dpm!

[@dirtyhooker6317]

I wanna see you do two things bronco 1 launch your boat and film it even if you fail and drive in haulovers

[@tomdrummy4984]

What was that first green boat? I need one 😊

[@sethstern6097]

Poly craft, pretty cool lottle boats and cheap

[@alanzakelj]

Polycraft tuff tender 3 metre.. Popular in Australia..

[@mavsonline]

Polycraft tuffy

[@danhillman4523]

If you backed down in MI like some of these people do, you would get your ass kicked. I'm talking the major Great Lakes ramps. Some of the big inland lakes have plenty of shenanigans though.

[@robertlivingston1634]

Yup opening day of walleye you better be on your A game, but there's always a couple out there.

[@jimputnam2044]

Man the cops should have dui checks at every ramp.

[@catweasle5737]

Nice vid, but you need to understand about some of these trailers. The guy @1:40 is reversing blind. I have a small 8 x 4 low trailer and it is a bitch to reverse at times because I cannot always see it. You acknowledged the guy backing the jet ski trailer with his tailgate down. The guy @3:25 I'm guessing had one pole to see where the trailer was going. He doesn't need two pole with those skids on the trailer. Admittedly, some of these guy could be pissed as well. Again, nice video.

[@mattmgmhs]

Are you saying “beer can island?” Or are you a Jamaican saying “bacon island”

[@ChrisMFlorida]

Beer