Boat Ramp Fights and Jealous Ladies ! (Chit Show)

[@amantedelmondo1787]

Are you sure this is the right title for this video? Didn't see any fights or jealous women...

[@kom3479]

Thanks for warning me so I didn’t continue to waste my time

[@greyghostscsa394]

It’s called clickbait

[@Frankymmaz9097]

Ikr

[@loungydoc]

That’s what desperate people do for views chits and giggles

[@keithbb1078]

Thanks

[@nodayatthebeach]

Why is the first 30 seconds blocked? Sounds like it was the best part.

[@darthdaddy6983]

Lol great mis-use of the “devils advocate” “What happened what happened” lol 😂

[@stevesanzari7294]

Bunch of Crap !

[@CD-uh7vs]

“That’s a stage 5 clinger guys, be careful with those!!” 💯💯💯 my guy does not lie!!!

[@VikkiG1970]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@TheDLS82]

Spoiler alert, no fights and no jealous ladies. Did I miss something?

[@rushreef]

Click bait.

[@KingKo0]

Thanks so much. Almost wasted my time 😂

[@terryken12]

This is probably the worst boat ramp video anyway now it's going totally bogus, Alfredo is going joe biten. 🤣

[@queball8144]

Over rated ..Zzzz

[@tcar3654]

NO FIGHTS AND NO JEALOUS LADIES, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME

[@richardmiemietz7392]

Love the sound effects

[@ScarabChris]

"Stage 5 clinger" that's funny shit. I dated one of those back when I was in my early 20's. Shortly after that one I met a new girl (now my wife) and we been together since 1997. My wife likes to sit like that behind me at the helm of the boat and I love her to death but when I'm docking the boat or maneuvering in tight situations like a sandbar or regatta (when we used to go) I don't want anyone hanging on me. I tell her and my kids to get away from me. LOL

[@scottarrighi5155]

Alfred, I would be interesting to us non-Spanish speakers if you would provide sub-titles in English when you are speaking Spanish to the boats as they go by you.

[@GhostDrummer]

Subtitles…just turn the closed caption on.

[@arrozconpollo4675]

It wouldn’t be the same my friend… there’s just some things that can’t be translated.

[@lnash2569]

@@GhostDrummer Still comes up in Spanish.

[@GhostDrummer]

@@lnash2569 Every video I watch of his with captions on shows the translations.

[@lnash2569]

@@GhostDrummer Tried it 30 minutes ago and again just now. Nope.

[@arkman8109]

I saw your video and walk down the line of boats trying to get in, no wonder people are so crazy once they get to the ramps!

[@lingdar5362]

I’ve never seen a public boat launch that looks like the Grand Central Station 😱

[@stevesanzari7294]

You won’t If Biden has anything to do with it !

[@dwightbernheimer331]

Robalos are bad luck... they should have their own ramp. LMAO. Great stuff thanks for posting

[@keithscudder7136]

Like a padded cell ! :)

[@Tycotommy68]

Best channel bro Thank you

[@billludy4482]

I think it’s funny how there’s always people sitting there in the grass on chairs waiting for the action to happen.😅

[@stevesanzari7294]

It’s Amazing Eh ????

[@Honey-Sanchez]

@@stevesanzari7294 "Up through the rabbit hole, round the big tree; down through the rabbit hole and off goes he."

[@John-yt5zr]

I bet the boat repo market is on fire in Florida. Time to look up some banks in the area!

[@lucienvandegaart3611]

Got that right. The boats and owners just get older that dont get repoed in s. Florida. Mother nature needs to flush the toilet 3 tomes down here its along way yo havana

[@mikeramsey9747]

I think that the biggest thing I notice about FL boaters coming back and pulling their boats out of the water they pull up to the dock, tie up, slowly go get their vehicle and trailer then slowly pull the trailer out. Here on TN lakes/Rivers if I'm with my son he drops me off at the dock, backs off and then waits for me to get the truck and back in before he pulls back in. Total time for us to recover and load the boat is under 2 minutes. Same with launching, we prep before backing to the ramp, I back into the water the boat comes off the trailer he backs away and when he sees me come down to the dock pull back up and I jump in and off we go.

[@craignelson6560]

What you are describing is pretty much the same way we do it here in Minnesota. I guess they don't mind waiting around forever when it gets busy. The Chit Show is proof that just because you can boat year round doesn't mean you know what you're doing or have much common sense.

[@joecollins1823]

When I had a boat I used the rodeo method. I tied off the boat to the truck. I pushed back and bumped the boat off stopped put it it in park and then grabbed the rope and walked it over to the dock. Tied it off and drove back up the ramp to park. Of course I’ve been boating since I was seven.

[@jamesstack7827]

@@joecollins1823 me too.

[@jamesstack7827]

@@craignelson6560 yup. St Paul boater here.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@craignelson6560 The last two words you mentioned, "common sense" isn't with these new boaters in the Afternoon. :(

[@JungleJimAB9AB]

Hey, loved the interaction with the family in the yellow HydraSport. Comments couldn't be funnier , but please speak kinder about the poor Captains just trying to get their boats on the trailer at the end of their day on the water. Thanks for posting.

[@John-yt5zr]

Stage 5 clinger, oh boy! That’s too funny Al, you kill me bro!

[@stevesanzari7294]

Yeah I’m Dying ………of Boredom !

[@jjmenocal58]

That does it Alfredito I gotta meet you one day I live in Maryland and it is currently 12 degrees This is the best antidote Gracias Hermano

[@edwardvoluntad138]

❤️Chit Show and Crazy Cubans!

[@MemoriesRR]

I come home from a good day at work to a wonderful meal. Sit down in my leather recliner and what do I watch. This “Chit.” It’s a great life.

[@Aaron.Davis56]

I have no idea what the heck you're saying in spanish, but I love it! U Da Man!

[@keithscudder7136]

Most of the Time he is saying Cuban !

[@jonathandavis2469]

Is this South Florida? I'm glad I know of a spot with very little traffic so I never experience a chit show like this. Lol

[@keithscudder7136]

Good, don't tell anybody about it then. :)

[@TALL1FU49]

This Marina reminds me of the Mayport boat ramp. Alot of ramps and plenty of parking spaces

[@keithscudder7136]

It may seem like a lot, but with a line of Trucks 2-miles long, not all get in. They only have parking for 40- trucks and trailers. :(

[@colemant6845]

I notice where your camera tends to focus on...... Thank You!

[@Av8rThor]

Why did we miss the video of the ramp fight, all I saw was a logo

[@stevesmith866]

Stage 5 clinger. Ty for that Alfred

[@noneyabusiness9300]

I hope the girl in the yellow boat is 18. Otherwise the imaginary police are going to arrest me for what I'm imaginaring.

[@wow..........]

I was like is she really sitting like that especially with that pole between her legs. My mom would of went crazy if I did that. It's definitely not a good look for a young lady.

[@pauloutloud6287]

Chit show and Credit card captain. I'm from N.S.B. now in Texas. I can still enjoy the show. Thanks man you're hilarious 🤘🤣🤘

[@corkyvanderhaven3391]

A chit chō shirt with Fred is something I can get down on

[@kelly-k-dub]

Stage five clinger 🤣🤣🙌🏻 I love it 🤣🤣 so true!!!!

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

This is my new favorite content on KZbin 😂

[@stevesanzari7294]

Bravo ?

[@paigeattheboatramp]

Love your vids!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thanks Paige !

[@Legendary_UA]

Always fun to watch, even though I don't understand half of what you're saying, but it is entertaining.

[@keithscudder7136]

By turning on "CC" it might help some. Have a nice Day.

[@baracktrump1410]

*Half the Chit he was saying.

[@stevesanzari7294]

This Was Boring Not Fun !

[@lowraider68]

You need to sell Chit Show flags,like the ones people put on cars or boat flags

[@PrestonVainn]

And if you have a Chit Show flag on your boat and you f-up he won't upload it. 😆

[@oldjohnnyrude8404]

@@PrestonVainn I bet he will. LOL.

[@nathalie.1971]

Love your show and FRED! Greetz from Holland 🇳🇱

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thanks Nathalie !

[@2011blueman]

Robalo seems to be incredibly popular down there in Miami.

[@AlfredMontaner]

It is

[@squirrelmaster1225]

i had a clinger once.... and only once...... the pain is real

[@stevesanzari7294]

TMI Pal !

[@ericguinn6356]

Just found the channel and love it Brother 😀

[@renedelapaans647]

Robalo’s seems to be the scoccersmother vans of blackpool . Note to myself: never buy a robalo

[@frankmahoney3166]

They make a very nice solid boat for the ... they’re more like a Camry

[@jamesstack7827]

….. like a Camry. Faint praise.

[@ChainsawFPV]

What's up with all Robalo's? Every one seems cursed.

[@SnakeEyez3]

It’s like what first time boaters (when they get a little money) can afford that also looks nice…like teenagers with Infiniti’s, good luck finding one not crashed

[@Herb...StateChamps]

99% of the ppl in this vids seem cursed. Not really a brand issue.

[@bbingtube]

Gameshow prizes 😏

[@raystravel8325]

Entertaining. Great video. I subbed.

[@thehunt3652]

If that was that normal atmosphere at the local boat ramp I wouldn’t go looks like a nightmare

[@keithscudder7136]

This is on a weekend. Try during the week for a much quieter deal at the ramps.

[@10Briguy]

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just found it today

[@steveofw73]

I love the Chit Show, Y’all!!!! I’m stuck in North Texas!!

[@GunnarsGames]

Try being stuck in the shithole that is Seattle, moving to Florida next year!

[@jimbo4589]

You're blessed

[@hivemindconcussion2173]

Your channel is the gift that keeps on giving! 🤣🙏🏼❤️

[@stevesanzari7294]

Gives me Anxiety !

[@seekerstan]

The guy almost eating it going from the aquasport to the dock just got a lesson in Newton's 3rd law of motion.

[@stevesanzari7294]

Amazing ?????

[@leazer44]

Hey man! I love this channel, makes me laugh!! Just wanted to ask since I don’t speak Spanish if you could put the translations in. Feel left out sometimes! Thanks and keep up the great job!👍🏽

[@scottedwards549]

Cee

[@keithscudder7136]

Try "CC" on your screen, it might help some .

[@MrAvalanche04]

I love how everyone of these captains and their passengers come to the dock and not even one of them have a rope ready!! And then at the last possible time the start looking for a rope and usually they end up crashing into the dock Lmmfao

[@keithscudder7136]

You know what's crazy, before arriving at these Docks, all the Boats are in a 20-minute long channel at idle speed and they have all that time to prepare the boat

[@geoffreywood5808]

LOL!!!1 Stage 5 clinger!!! I love The Wedding Crashers!!!!!!

[@timhuggins7069]

That is the most ridiculous launching ramp that I have ever seen. The docks are directly in the middle of the launching lanes. What a cluster f***. The docks should be to either side of the ramp that way people can launch and load their boats and never get in each others way. If this was just a ramp and no docks 7 or 8 boats could launch at the same time. You launch, you immediately pull your trailer to the parking lot, out of the way. Your buddy idles to the boat docks ( that are out of the way) and picks everyone up.

[@keithscudder7136]

Your idea works in the world of people with Common sense. These 5 docks aren't much in the way as there are 10 ramps to use.

[@timhuggins7069]

@@keithscudder7136 I live on Ky. Lake and launch many times with 15 other boats. People loading don't get in the way of people launching because the boat docks are 15 to 20 yards down the bank away from the ramps. After I get my boat off the trailer it's wide open water. People loading and people launching never don't have to worry about the other.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@timhuggins7069 What they need here is ramps just for going in the water and ramps just for taking them out. Right now it is all a mess !

[@timhuggins7069]

@@keithscudder7136 I agree 100%. The only docks and ramps that I've ever seen like this is the ones out of the way, little boat traffic, with the ramp for one boat at a time. These ramps are too busy to be set up like they are.

[@cardo718]

Alfred, thank you, thank you.

[@edgundlach2811]

"Stage 5 clinger" Had me laughing for 5 minutes. Going to be using that one for a long time. Enjoying your show from illinois. Thanks for the laughs! Sincerly Ed

[@johngould6800]

You suck from Canada

[@VikkiG1970]

Where are you..???? I'm in the bathroom....stage 5s a hoot....runnnnn...😅😅😅

[@marsvandeplaneet7786]

@@VikkiG1970, enoyning from Netherlands😄

[@stevesanzari7294]

Thanks For proving to me that I’m right Midwest People Have No Sense of Humor ! Or Intelligence !

[@stevesanzari7294]

.?????? @@VikkiG1970

[@EddieRobertsRiverGypsy]

Chit Show and Cluster -uck. That's the most dumbest boat drivers I have ever saw; most are not all. I wouldn't go anywhere near the chit show. Glad you doing the vids man cause I'd never see this insanity

[@paddlestandingup]

Alfred Montaner, the Judge, Jury and Executioner of the Chit Show Court.

[@stevesanzari7294]

This Show Smells !

[@slayo710]

Love watching the show man! Some of the most entertaining stuff happens at the ramp. Cool to see a few fans roll up and say hello!

[@stevesanzari7294]

What’s Wrong with You People ? Get a REAL Life !

[@jimhic3195]

wow that place looks like a nightmare!!!

[@Scratchingforcash]

Only thing I’d be worried about is that crocodile 🐊

[@billlupton3639]

I’ve never had more entertainment with a lawn chair and some beers watching people docking.

[@stevesanzari7294]

And You just described your Everyday occurrence !

[@stewarthill5878]

I really enjoy watching the Chit Show. I’m just amazed at how many dumb boat operators there are their at that marina who don’t know how to safely operate a boat as they come back in to tie up. I’ve been operating boats 12 feet to 65 footers for years , 54 years and am just incredibly surprised that there are that many non educated operators. Oh well🙈

[@micknielsen7102]

These people spend so much money on these big beautiful Twin-engine boats and it's like it's their first Boat, They know absolutely nothing about differential trust to maneuver in tight places and to help with wind and current. Isn't there a company down there that gives instructions to novice boat owners in basic boat handling. The big problem is they're afraid of their boat, folks should start smaller for their first one gain some experience and then trade up!

[@johncollins7044]

@@micknielsen7102 in their defense, some of those vessels are too small for those docks...must've been low tide during that Chit filming. Gotta get the towing driver off quick, get the rig/trailer in water and move out. Go pack the boat somewhere else, not at the ramp.

[@shadythereok]

Yankees

[@stevesanzari7294]

Oh there are Tons ! These Boat Drivers are also car drivers ! And That’s Scarier !

[@grantrettke7932]

"I've become a monster" lol

[@HarleyDavidsonVince]

It takes me under 5 minutes to get my boat out of the water. Remote winch remember that.

[@gwrulzmylife]

What was going on at the end? Couldn't figure out why it was an issue?

[@kirankilgannon8987]

Love been at the ramp just watching it’s fk hilarious the carry one is unbelievable

[@alcap6145]

The CHIT SHOW! subbed and liked!!

[@jburwell15]

This is hands down the biggest waste of time I have ever watched. But I did. Lol. Keep doing your thing. Good for you.

[@albertmcfry6322]

Chit video is what it should be called!

[@bluewater_1142]

Alfred, did you take the bolt out of that piling at 2:30 ? RIP to the next poor soul who jumps to that part of the dock.

[@tskipwadoo3447]

Too many boats for that launch.

[@keithscudder7136]

The 10 ramps isn't so much the problem as it is the small Parking they have available. Presently, they only have room for 40 trucks and trailers, they need more. More ramps would be nice also. Have a nice Day.

[@imstelios]

Remember when we could mess with people a bit. You can’t anymore because folks are so heavily medicated and very prone to violent outbursts.

[@keithscudder7136]

Or Drunk !

[@toastecmo]

Hey Alfred greetings from LA! Love this it's hilarious. Gotta get a hat. You need your own radio show.

[@stevesanzari7294]

You know what’s more Hilarious ? How Governor Newsome took a Beautiful State like CA and turned into a $Hithole ?

[@Honey-Sanchez]

@@stevesanzari7294 You know what’s more insane, @stevesanzari7294 is 12 years old.

[@ryanfraser3541]

picture is so clear. what camera is being used?

[@stephenburns3262]

Best host I love it

[@tiffanybeardsley6737]

We love watching your show. Thank you for demonstrating that you actually know how things “should be” on the water. We love your commentary. Fred the croc freaks us out but always fun.

[@stevesanzari7294]

The Man’s a WIZARD ? LOL ?

[@Honey-Sanchez]

@@stevesanzari7294 Tiffany, can you tie a bowline knot? Bowline - Wikipedia A mnemonic. "Up through the rabbit hole, round the big tree; down through the rabbit hole and off goes he."

[@bonnieguess5724]

I love boating & you have the best show! I am addicted! Can't get my housework & paperwork done, thanks to you! lol I would love to get a t-shirt or long sleeved shirt or sweatshirt hoodie. Is there an online store?

[@AlfredMontaner]

Yes check my teespring under my videos

[@joevelaz]

“Hey Babe, what are you doing in the bathroom?” Lol

[@joemorrow7691]

Dont get near my man,,,I wear him like a backpack,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻

[@chipm2544]

That is a good word. Redemption is redención. I had to look that up. Estoy aprendiendo español.

[@mogwaii5669]

I never complain about someone's boat, Unless I am bragging about mine. lol

[@johnnymiller9514]

It feels like gas but uh oh. They might have “charted” That’s a nasty course

[@Lynchfan88]

Another Robalo around the 4:00 and another at the 6:00 mark, lol!! Captain coming in 4 m.p.h. too fast, no fenders on the port side and that kid or the lady court hurt a hand trying to stop it at the dock.

[@tarabostick4993]

I wear him like a back pack and what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@markd6634]

Don't care for the narration myself. The ones that just show what happens are better.

[@jleif7736]

Respect to the ppl of Black Point. The Cubans here are more patriotic than the majority of the country., They know what it's like to live in hell, and then what it's like to live in America. Big respect✊

[@richarddeschenes1303]

I too would like to have a sweater like this one a CHIT SHOW !! How I can buy one 1. To wear it here in Quebec

[@lvmykdz5724]

People seriously need to practice. Simple. Go out during the week, early in the morning, and practice maneuvering. Things in motion, remain in motion, so come to a complete stop before you try maneuvering. It is easiest to be on the windward side of the dock, (blow you into the dock as you SLOWLY approach the dock at a slight angel) but it you must approach on the leeward side, power into the dock at a slight angle, then just before your bow reaches the dock, turn hard into the dock while giving a little throttle in reverse. You will look like a pro as the stern moves towards the dock. Then as your deckhand(s) to jump off, grab the dock-lines (which you should already have placed in your midships and stern or bow and stern cleats.....using a "catspaw"), then secure them to the cleats using a cleat hitch or use a "half hitch on a bite" or clove hitch and lock the line with a half hitch (google terms you are unfamiliar with). Happy boating, remember, we do well what we do often. The most aggravating part of boating is the launch ramp (launching and trailering). YOU CAN DO IT, just PRACTICE......OVER AND OVER.

[@satterfb]

Alfred, We need Chit Show T's too! Love the chit brother from the Melton Hill Surf Team - Lenoir City, TN

[@stevesanzari7294]

Stop it ?

[@Tycotommy68]

Where can I buy merchandise ? Please and thank you

[@averagegardener4266]

I could watch this show ALL DAY LONG. Very entertaining....👏👏👏

[@stevesanzari7294]

Try watching Ants At least they know what they’re doing !

[@M6Cabriolet]

@7:50 you had to know who that was because you weren't focused on the hot 18 year old 😂 😂

[@greggrusnak6094]

Bro' hey Bro' Bro Ahh Bro' Damn Bro' That's your Whole Channel Bro'

[@rastagrastag7784]

Always good content

[@wolmntn]

Your videos are addictive 😂

[@stevesanzari7294]

So’s Fentynl ! That’s not necessarily a Good thing !

[@wolmntn]

@@stevesanzari7294 what does that have to do with the videos!

[@corysexton3970]

That is so cool they had your sweater there was a first time I've ever seen it on your show

[@edwardjackson843]

Florida appears to have nothing but expensive boats and unskilled operators!

[@edquier40]

I am always surprised how many of those boaters do not use both bow and stern lines... It solves so many of those wandering boat problems. That and the ramps need floating docks.....

[@Honey-Sanchez]

Having the lines already secured to the boat and not tangled in half the battle.

[@GizmoRob176]

Thank goodness I have a slip on the water. No boat ramps to stress over.

[@keithscudder7136]

Wow, that is how you enjoy boating !

[@samsquamptch]

Dude in a neon shirt with cartel over it aint even worried LOL

[@paddlefaster]

Why is it that all Sailors know about prop walk but hardly any power boaters do LOL?

[@keithscudder7136]

I've never sailed, yet I know all about it ! These people seem to block such info out and just want to have fun ! What they really need is to have someone with Boat knowledge show them, but their stubborn pride will reject it. :(

[@TheFlatlander440]

Half of those folks have no business operating a boat. The other half are drunk or stoned out of their minds.

[@troystewart7730]

PROPS TO THE BOAT WITH KIDS STILL IN LIFE JACKETS