Boat Ramp Fights and Jealous Ladies ! (Chit Show)

Stage five clingers call and text more than 5 times a day kids you have been warned ! Todays Chit Show has a nasty argument and a wounded Mercury Outboard at the boat ramp.The argument was so intense I had to water it down so it could be seen on KZbin.
Having that said we definitely have some great content for you guys to giggle to ! My name is Alfred Montaner and I'm the host of the Chit Show at BlackPoint Marina
Miami is a beautiful city to visit you guys should have lunch at BlackPoint Grill and check out the boats at Chit Show Live !
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[@nodayatthebeach]

Why is the first 30 seconds blocked? Sounds like it was the best part.

[@hivemindconcussion2173]

Your channel is the gift that keeps on giving! 🤣🙏🏼❤️

[@stevesanzari7294]

Gives me Anxiety !

[@darthdaddy6983]

Lol great mis-use of the “devils advocate” “What happened what happened” lol 😂

[@CD-uh7vs]

“That’s a stage 5 clinger guys, be careful with those!!” 💯💯💯 my guy does not lie!!!

[@VikkiG1970]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@slayo710]

Love watching the show man! Some of the most entertaining stuff happens at the ramp. Cool to see a few fans roll up and say hello!

[@stevesanzari7294]

What’s Wrong with You People ? Get a REAL Life !

[@amantedelmondo1787]

Are you sure this is the right title for this video? Didn't see any fights or jealous women...

[@kom3479]

Thanks for warning me so I didn’t continue to waste my time

[@greyghostscsa394]

It’s called clickbait

[@Frankymmaz9097]

Ikr

[@loungydoc]

That’s what desperate people do for views chits and giggles

[@keithbb1078]

Thanks

[@John-yt5zr]

Stage 5 clinger, oh boy! That’s too funny Al, you kill me bro!

[@stevesanzari7294]

Yeah I’m Dying ………of Boredom !

[@kelly-k-dub]

Stage five clinger 🤣🤣🙌🏻 I love it 🤣🤣 so true!!!!

[@noneyabusiness9300]

I hope the girl in the yellow boat is 18. Otherwise the imaginary police are going to arrest me for what I'm imaginaring.

[@wow..........]

I was like is she really sitting like that especially with that pole between her legs. My mom would of went crazy if I did that. It's definitely not a good look for a young lady.

[@averagegardener4266]

I could watch this show ALL DAY LONG. Very entertaining....👏👏👏

[@stevesanzari7294]

Try watching Ants At least they know what they’re doing !

[@arkman8109]

I saw your video and walk down the line of boats trying to get in, no wonder people are so crazy once they get to the ramps!

[@Aaron.Davis56]

I have no idea what the heck you're saying in spanish, but I love it! U Da Man!

[@keithscudder7136]

Most of the Time he is saying Cuban !

[@Smitty6799]

Hey Alfred! Love the videos. Do you use a polarized lens outer screw on? Just curious

[@Smitty6799]

Lens cover filter

[@colemant6845]

I notice where your camera tends to focus on...... Thank You!

[@tiffanybeardsley6737]

We love watching your show. Thank you for demonstrating that you actually know how things “should be” on the water. We love your commentary. Fred the croc freaks us out but always fun.

[@stevesanzari7294]

The Man’s a WIZARD ? LOL ?

[@Honey-Sanchez]

@@stevesanzari7294 Tiffany, can you tie a bowline knot? Bowline - Wikipedia A mnemonic. "Up through the rabbit hole, round the big tree; down through the rabbit hole and off goes he."

[@ScarabChris]

"Stage 5 clinger" that's funny shit. I dated one of those back when I was in my early 20's. Shortly after that one I met a new girl (now my wife) and we been together since 1997. My wife likes to sit like that behind me at the helm of the boat and I love her to death but when I'm docking the boat or maneuvering in tight situations like a sandbar or regatta (when we used to go) I don't want anyone hanging on me. I tell her and my kids to get away from me. LOL

[@leazer44]

Hey man! I love this channel, makes me laugh!! Just wanted to ask since I don’t speak Spanish if you could put the translations in. Feel left out sometimes! Thanks and keep up the great job!👍🏽

[@scottedwards549]

Cee

[@keithscudder7136]

Try "CC" on your screen, it might help some .

[@jjmenocal58]

That does it Alfredito I gotta meet you one day I live in Maryland and it is currently 12 degrees This is the best antidote Gracias Hermano

[@edgundlach2811]

"Stage 5 clinger" Had me laughing for 5 minutes. Going to be using that one for a long time. Enjoying your show from illinois. Thanks for the laughs! Sincerly Ed

[@johngould6800]

You suck from Canada

[@VikkiG1970]

Where are you..???? I'm in the bathroom....stage 5s a hoot....runnnnn...😅😅😅

[@marsvandeplaneet7786]

@@VikkiG1970, enoyning from Netherlands😄

[@stevesanzari7294]

Thanks For proving to me that I’m right Midwest People Have No Sense of Humor ! Or Intelligence !

[@stevesanzari7294]

.?????? @@VikkiG1970

[@corysexton3970]

That is so cool they had your sweater there was a first time I've ever seen it on your show

[@satterfb]

Alfred, We need Chit Show T's too! Love the chit brother from the Melton Hill Surf Team - Lenoir City, TN

[@stevesanzari7294]

Stop it ?

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

This is my new favorite content on KZbin 😂

[@stevesanzari7294]

Bravo ?

[@paigeandkevinvideos]

Love your vids!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thanks Paige !

[@dwightbernheimer331]

Robalos are bad luck... they should have their own ramp. LMAO. Great stuff thanks for posting

[@keithscudder7136]

Like a padded cell ! :)

[@ericguinn6356]

Just found the channel and love it Brother 😀

[@ryanfraser3541]

picture is so clear. what camera is being used?

[@bonnieguess5724]

I love boating & you have the best show! I am addicted! Can't get my housework & paperwork done, thanks to you! lol I would love to get a t-shirt or long sleeved shirt or sweatshirt hoodie. Is there an online store?

[@AlfredMontaner]

Yes check my teespring under my videos

[@wolmntn]

Your videos are addictive 😂

[@stevesanzari7294]

So’s Fentynl ! That’s not necessarily a Good thing !

[@wolmntn]

@@stevesanzari7294 what does that have to do with the videos!

[@IBFISHING813]

You be lowkey perving 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I see you tho

[@bryanharrington5417]

"Let me see that shirt one more time!"

[@horrorfanrikki7993]

Im from Connecticut!!..Do you have "The Chit Show" Tank Tops??

[@garyandrachelweikel7276]

Do you ship to Pennsylvania?

[@bbkjames1]

Alfred, where can I find merch?

[@grantrettke7932]

"I've become a monster" lol

[@geoffreywood5808]

LOL!!!1 Stage 5 clinger!!! I love The Wedding Crashers!!!!!!

[@MemoriesRR]

I come home from a good day at work to a wonderful meal. Sit down in my leather recliner and what do I watch. This “Chit.” It’s a great life.

[@JungleJimAB9AB]

Hey, loved the interaction with the family in the yellow HydraSport. Comments couldn't be funnier , but please speak kinder about the poor Captains just trying to get their boats on the trailer at the end of their day on the water. Thanks for posting.

[@Av8rThor]

Why did we miss the video of the ramp fight, all I saw was a logo

[@rastagrastag7784]

Always good content

[@gucciguilty5848]

Keep doing more like this

[@billludy4482]

I think it’s funny how there’s always people sitting there in the grass on chairs waiting for the action to happen.😅

[@stevesanzari7294]

It’s Amazing Eh ????

[@Honey-Sanchez]

@@stevesanzari7294 "Up through the rabbit hole, round the big tree; down through the rabbit hole and off goes he."

[@bluewater_1142]

Alfred, did you take the bolt out of that piling at 2:30 ? RIP to the next poor soul who jumps to that part of the dock.

[@pauloutloud2647]

Chit show and Credit card captain. I'm from N.S.B. now in Texas. I can still enjoy the show. Thanks man you're hilarious 🤘🤣🤘

[@richarddeschenes1303]

I too would like to have a sweater like this one a CHIT SHOW !! How I can buy one 1. To wear it here in Quebec

[@TheDLS82]

Spoiler alert, no fights and no jealous ladies. Did I miss something?

[@rushreef]

Click bait.

[@KingKo0]

Thanks so much. Almost wasted my time 😂

[@terryken12]

This is probably the worst boat ramp video anyway now it's going totally bogus, Alfredo is going joe biten. 🤣

[@queball8144]

Over rated ..Zzzz

[@tcar3654]

NO FIGHTS AND NO JEALOUS LADIES, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME

[@mikeramsey9747]

I think that the biggest thing I notice about FL boaters coming back and pulling their boats out of the water they pull up to the dock, tie up, slowly go get their vehicle and trailer then slowly pull the trailer out. Here on TN lakes/Rivers if I'm with my son he drops me off at the dock, backs off and then waits for me to get the truck and back in before he pulls back in. Total time for us to recover and load the boat is under 2 minutes. Same with launching, we prep before backing to the ramp, I back into the water the boat comes off the trailer he backs away and when he sees me come down to the dock pull back up and I jump in and off we go.

[@craignelson6560]

What you are describing is pretty much the same way we do it here in Minnesota. I guess they don't mind waiting around forever when it gets busy. The Chit Show is proof that just because you can boat year round doesn't mean you know what you're doing or have much common sense.

[@joecollins1823]

When I had a boat I used the rodeo method. I tied off the boat to the truck. I pushed back and bumped the boat off stopped put it it in park and then grabbed the rope and walked it over to the dock. Tied it off and drove back up the ramp to park. Of course I’ve been boating since I was seven.

[@jamesstack7827]

@@joecollins1823 me too.

[@jamesstack7827]

@@craignelson6560 yup. St Paul boater here.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@craignelson6560 The last two words you mentioned, "common sense" isn't with these new boaters in the Afternoon. :(

[@tarabostick4993]

I wear him like a back pack and what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Legendary_UA]

Always fun to watch, even though I don't understand half of what you're saying, but it is entertaining.

[@keithscudder7136]

By turning on "CC" it might help some. Have a nice Day.

[@baracktrump1410]

*Half the Chit he was saying.

[@stevesanzari7294]

This Was Boring Not Fun !

[@stevesmith866]

Stage 5 clinger. Ty for that Alfred

[@edwardvoluntad138]

❤️Chit Show and Crazy Cubans!

[@steveofw73]

I love the Chit Show, Y’all!!!! I’m stuck in North Texas!!

[@GunnarsGames]

Try being stuck in the shithole that is Seattle, moving to Florida next year!

[@jimbo4589]

You're blessed

[@thomasyoung1887]

Best channel bro Thank you

[@thomasyoung1887]

Where can I buy merchandise ? Please and thank you

[@jonathandavis2469]

Is this South Florida? I'm glad I know of a spot with very little traffic so I never experience a chit show like this. Lol

[@keithscudder7136]

Good, don't tell anybody about it then. :)

[@John-yt5zr]

I bet the boat repo market is on fire in Florida. Time to look up some banks in the area!

[@lucienvandegaart3611]

Got that right. The boats and owners just get older that dont get repoed in s. Florida. Mother nature needs to flush the toilet 3 tomes down here its along way yo havana

[@samsuttle5556]

Would have loved to see the fight

[@MrAvalanche04]

I love how everyone of these captains and their passengers come to the dock and not even one of them have a rope ready!! And then at the last possible time the start looking for a rope and usually they end up crashing into the dock Lmmfao

[@keithscudder7136]

You know what's crazy, before arriving at these Docks, all the Boats are in a 20-minute long channel at idle speed and they have all that time to prepare the boat

[@lingdar5362]

I’ve never seen a public boat launch that looks like the Grand Central Station 😱

[@stevesanzari7294]

You won’t If Biden has anything to do with it !

[@nathalie.1971]

Love your show and FRED! Greetz from Holland 🇳🇱

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thanks Nathalie !

[@corkyvanderhaven3391]

A chit chō shirt with Fred is something I can get down on

[@eddieroberts3402]

Chit Show and Cluster -uck. That's the most dumbest boat drivers I have ever saw; most are not all. I wouldn't go anywhere near the chit show. Glad you doing the vids man cause I'd never see this insanity

[@johnmitchell6290]

Inspired gonna do this Bass River Boat launch . Only seasonal here in Cape Cod. Na.

[@raystravel8325]

Entertaining. Great video. I subbed.

[@TheFlatlander440]

Half of those folks have no business operating a boat. The other half are drunk or stoned out of their minds.

[@toastecmo]

Hey Alfred greetings from LA! Love this it's hilarious. Gotta get a hat. You need your own radio show.

[@stevesanzari7294]

You know what’s more Hilarious ? How Governor Newsome took a Beautiful State like CA and turned into a $Hithole ?

[@Honey-Sanchez]

@@stevesanzari7294 You know what’s more insane, @stevesanzari7294 is 12 years old.

[@monkeywentbananas]

Stage 5 Clinger! I love it!

[@alcap6145]

The CHIT SHOW! subbed and liked!!

[@gwrulzmylife]

What was going on at the end? Couldn't figure out why it was an issue?

[@jimhic3195]

wow that place looks like a nightmare!!!

[@evilbeaver267]

That ending bruh!!!

[@TALL1FU49]

This Marina reminds me of the Mayport boat ramp. Alot of ramps and plenty of parking spaces

[@keithscudder7136]

It may seem like a lot, but with a line of Trucks 2-miles long, not all get in. They only have parking for 40- trucks and trailers. :(

[@superseal717]

Your great Alfred...I can't get enough of your videos and your comedic skills are over the top!

[@stevesanzari7294]

Side Splitting ??? Foreigners Have Wierd Ideas about Comedy ! I found it Boring a Tedious !

[@jaredoftherocks]

@@stevesanzari7294nah you’re right. It’s not funny

[@Scratchingforcash]

Only thing I’d be worried about is that crocodile 🐊

[@tractioncontroloff9796]

“Robalo” the Mustang of boats 💥

[@josephperry6822]

Amazingness it's what you do! Another great episode!

[@rgball1960]

Seriously ? This show is truly SHIT

[@stevesanzari7294]

Have You seen Fire yet ? That will be a treat !

[@mogwaii5669]

I never complain about someone's boat, Unless I am bragging about mine. lol

[@joemorrow7691]

Dont get near my man,,,I wear him like a backpack,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻

[@oldmanwillyboy2786]

Oye chaval, que tipo de barco tienes usted?

[@scottarrighi5155]

Alfred, I would be interesting to us non-Spanish speakers if you would provide sub-titles in English when you are speaking Spanish to the boats as they go by you.

[@grimfpv292]

It is. Just turn subtitles on!

[@GhostDrummer]

Subtitles…just turn the closed caption on.

[@arrozconpollo4675]

It wouldn’t be the same my friend… there’s just some things that can’t be translated.

[@lnash2569]

@@GhostDrummer Still comes up in Spanish.

[@GhostDrummer]

@@lnash2569 Every video I watch of his with captions on shows the translations.

[@richardmiemietz7392]

Love the sound effects

[@mikemendoza2226]

Hahahaha he said “you okay”

[@johnkane6714]

I'm watching from the UK and I have a question..... Why doesn't anyone in the US use fenders (that's what they are called over here) when they Dock???

[@thefloridaredneck]

Lots of people do. But a lot of Public docks are pretty nice and have built in fenders.

[@johnkane6714]

@@thefloridaredneck but black point doesn't? I understand if the docks are already protected then you don't really need them. the amount of people that clearly need them at black point is amazing though

[@samsquamptch]

Dude in a neon shirt with cartel over it aint even worried LOL

[@2011blueman]

Robalo seems to be incredibly popular down there in Miami.

[@AlfredMontaner]

It is

[@BigDogRidgeback]

It takes me under 5 minutes to get my boat out of the water. Remote winch remember that.

[@jburwell15]

This is hands down the biggest waste of time I have ever watched. But I did. Lol. Keep doing your thing. Good for you.

[@DannyBoy51031]

Watching this episode laughing my ass off.

[@stevesanzari7294]

I don’t think you had one !

[@jorgefigueroa7573]

You okay yeah, no I don’t think so 😂😂😂😂

[@billlupton3639]

I’ve never had more entertainment with a lawn chair and some beers watching people docking.

[@stevesanzari7294]

And You just described your Everyday occurrence !

[@alcap6145]

How do I get a shirt!!!

[@way75mit9]

That Mako in frame 10:23 had two Boston Whales sitting on his bow, ain't no way he's ever gonna get that thing up on plane with them two " Sweat Hogs " riding on the front deck !!!

[@ronaldames9953]

What's with only 1 line to tie to on these boats.

[@ZeRowe]

More chit show? Yes! I’m a happy man 😎

[@stevesanzari7294]

That’s Happy ?

[@chrissignal8857]

Asked if he was OK🤣😂

[@troystewart7730]

PROPS TO THE BOAT WITH KIDS STILL IN LIFE JACKETS

[@r1annaray]

I'm a Cuban in Slidell la shit doesn't hear often your videos are very awesome

[@jamesritch5245]

3:21 some girls should not wear thongs. This was one of them

[@thehunt3652]

If that was that normal atmosphere at the local boat ramp I wouldn’t go looks like a nightmare

[@keithscudder7136]

This is on a weekend. Try during the week for a much quieter deal at the ramps.

[@andyp91]

Ladies at 5:40 keep your hands in the boat! Better the boat gets a tine scuff than you bust an arm!

[@korhing1066]

If The Breaks get Wet on your Boat what do you do?

[@squirrelmaster1225]

i had a clinger once.... and only once...... the pain is real

[@stevesanzari7294]

TMI Pal !