Miasmata - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

[@Kit942]

Coming back to this, if you just minimize the video and listen to them, all I can imagine is the dialogue being used for animation of the two of them being on a really shitty camping trip where they get horribly lost.

[@anaamari5643]

Roxas XIII That's basically their playthrough of that Bear Grylls game.

[@karry299]

Unfortunately they survived the trip.

[@hilleltaco]

I remember the first time I ran into the monster in this game. I was carrying flowers or something, and I accidentally rolled down a hill. I started to pick up the stuff I had dropped, but when I turned around, it was just sort of there, looking at me. I tried to do something other than run, since I knew it would run after me, but that failed and I did end up running. After running for a bit, I looked back and it was still super close. Eventually I threw a log at it and it ran away. So uh, I kinda ended up carrying a log everywhere after that. Even in bed.

[@NonNonNyanpasu]

That's just an amazing thing to imagine.

[@hilleltaco]

Also I forgot to mention, I didn't jump straight to log throwing, I tried throwing some kind of fruit at it before that. As you could imagine, that didn't really have any effect.

[@lemeres2478]

HillelTaco Miasmata is fantastic for showing how we would REALLY deal with monster attacks- panic, throw random shit, and maybe run if we think to do that.

[@RanMouri82]

Sounds legit.

[@Puhdoo]

This is an actually really cool and relatively well-made game. I wish that they would do a full playthrough.

[@Kyle-McGough]

"You are drowning press H to learn more" This is the single best tutorial message I've ever read.

[@ameliagottfredson8939]

If they had played just a bit longer the creature in the game would've started making appearances.

[@commissarklink]

if you dropped two actual snarky gamers in a wilderness, it'd probably go just like this...

[@jedimike7622]

Agreed. This is how I imagine the Best Friends Camping Trip would go.

[@KoopySandwiches]

I like how they never encountered the monster.

[@KuroCartoonist]

was there any monster?

[@KoopySandwiches]

+KuroCartoonist Look at the thumbnail.

[@remlezar9397]

@@KoopySandwiches A jaguar?

[@Texan_Patriot]

Pat had a hard enough time with GRAVITY AND WATER...🤣😭

[@codafett]

That's how you know the game is awful, 37 minutes of uninterrupted play and not a single monster.

[@TK0921]

Aww...Pat had his own fire ax throwing moment. That has to feel like shit when you do something like that.

[@Danimite54]

I know they usually only play these Shitstorm games once, but I really want them to play this again except when the monster starts following them.

[@spookycookies19]

In a dark room, under the staircase.

[@iamtheonewhotrulyasked]

my boy this better be the mother of the mother of all spoopy scavenger hunts or I swear to heck.

[@jjj7790]

Man, fuck horror. I wanna make maps and medicine and shit.

[@ronik809]

+jjj7790 Science is the most powerful horror

[@darrelvonnepomuceno7976]

I love how this video proves that your first instinct when lost is to travel in circles :D

[@MapleFried]

Darrel Von Nepomuceno Yeah it's known as "establishing a perimeter"; it allows you to establish a base camp, identify nearby landmarks, and find resources without getting even more lost. Well, if you're aware that you're doing it.

[@duskdev]

Yes. A thousand times yes. It's one of the best indie games ever made in my opinion. Rough around the edges? Yes. But brilliant in so many ways. Provided you like survival and exploring, and are ok with a few logical lapses as far as the mechanics go.

[@whiplash308]

That's just hilarious. Walking around this island with a lovely bouquet of flowers.

[@supermysticsonic2]

Pat isn't the only one. I also think pidgeons are cute.

[@Sitruk86]

here on the 2019 rewatch to discover Dr. Stone had a bomb ass videogame once

[@sh4de186]

LOL Matt just predicted detroit become human...or maybe david cage was listening

[@cryocrusader2594]

31:53 - Pat predicts Death Stranding circa 2013

[@DeimionWolf]

I can just see Matt in his head going "YESSSSS, Pat finally did it!!"

[@Gryoomf]

didn't even meet the freaky monster on the island. Too bad.

[@grimreminder5038]

"I'm gonna go to bed" *Wakes up* "Oh, it's dark again. I'm going back to bed" Scientific procrastination: The game

[@thefatodst]

Well. YT wanted me to see this again.

[@Kradily]

Jesus! i know im late to the party but hell not even triple A games have this much detail in them.

[@dizzirablackrose]

This wasn't really much of a horror game, except for a few aspects of one. But this is a pretty damn good game either way! :)

[@JohnRaines]

The horror starts one hour(real-time) after you star playing.

[@dizzirablackrose]

Oh jeez. That's ridiculous! At least it keeps you interested until then.

[@MsGhoulz]

Feel that much safer. Going to bed armed with flowers and a fistful of twigs.

[@0axel078]

This game is so complex and interesting, and you guys have just scratched the surface! Please do a full playthrough of it!

[@ydna]

this is like LOST...the game!

[@finowa]

Picking flowers on a lovely deserted island in complete daylight is some shitstorm shit

[@sarasak86]

It would have been nice to see the monster...maybe do a part 2 of this?

[@sofidrake7513]

I LOVE Pigeons! All Birds are beautiful, I also had 2 rats they were awesome.

[@Wolf_._]

But animals are super gross though. Do you know about ducks? They are the worst.

[@Wonderbagel2000]

6:50 its downpour all over again

[@HarpsiFizz]

A consistent lesson on Two Best Friends: when you accidentally throw your blade, rocks will be there for you.

[@CrazyKoopaCat]

Sorry matt. I hate pigeons. They taste terrible.

[@BannanaOnFloor]

The science shack looks exactly like my online biology labs omg.

[@leopolddevandersnatch5788]

Insanodad

[@bludman2]

I keep coming back to this video and I don't know why. I guess i just love the idea of free roaming an island with Matt and Pat. Also in the Eternal Darkness Let's Play (which is semi relevant considering that started at the end of last years shitstorm) you mentioned how we were your children and thus you our parents, I always found that interesting considering the Mat in Maternal and the Pat in Paternal.

[@balrogdahomie]

00:29:52 00:30:11 00:32:34 00:33:11 00:33:37 00:34:17 00:36:39 00:37:25 00:50:50 00:55:21 00:57:17 00:59:46 01:01:57 01:03:30 01:07:23 01:12:13 01:17:08 01:19:29 01:19:51 01:22:39 01:28:21 01:33:56 01:34:27 01:36:01

[@Pokeysaurus]

Pat: "Oh, hey, a path, I should follow this." Immediately leaves path.

[@8BITBASKIN]

So, this is just demo Ark, huh

[@Indigokitteh]

I'm getting some real Nancy Drew vibes in this game with all the science shit.

[@MrRufousSoup]

Cliff: Patt: ACCELERATE

[@OldIronJohnson]

Cage's games are intense, in that they induce bouts of intense laughter.

[@mariabosnjak7772]

pigeons are adorable but fuck seagulls dude

[@Texan_Patriot]

Pigeons aren't known as "Sky Rats" for nothing....garbage bird.

[@Alex98Gamma]

Every one named Jason: Go to Ethan Mars KZbin Channel and keep going:JASON!!!! in the most emotionless way posible

[@dennisillustration]

Yeah I gotta admit this game looks really damn interesting. Would love to see more of it from you guys!

[@bencepacsko4044]

Day 15

[@FigurativeSandwich]

The dark, gritty reboot of Lester the Unlikely.

[@RobertRottenThe2nd]

there are some newbies here in the comments. Shitstorms only get one vid per game.

[@1dayago843]

Rise of Nightmares?

[@HashUpAshole]

***** That was a "Two Best Friends Play" video, not a Shitstorm...

[@1dayago843]

HashUpAshole I don't think that matters at all. Because if a Shitstorm would become a full playthrough, it would become a "TBFP" video (Machinima or not).

[@HashUpAshole]

***** They are two different channels, and two separate types of videos. One is based off them as made up characters they role play(or use too) on Machinima, and the other is there own thing. They went back to it to show off the game more. Besides, that game on Kinect would be shit and pain in the ass to play for long periods of time for an LP. They play games in long blocks, you can't do that with kinect games. You'll get a heart attack.

[@trustyEXE]

I know right! They kept saying "I can't tell what time it is. It's super unclear." I couldn't help but scream each time "IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE CLEAR! LOOK AT THE WATCH!"

[@KaptinScuzgob]

i cant wait for indie devs to realise that detailed does not equal good

[@screwthepresent9630]

But this game's actually really good.

[@mick7727]

Yeah let's make all games for simpletons like the mainstream shit out today.

[@manletchief]

and your point being?

[@soppsau]

but this is like actually a good indie game

[@GrassSaint33]

Yeah why couldn't they make this game with a big arrow to tell you where to go and glowing item pick ups?

[@BaronSideways]

Finally a video where Matt and Pat wander around in the woods picking flowers together. My dreams have come true!

[@MajorBronsPonies]

Pat and Matt, your knowledge of how triangulation works is both adorable and frustrating. Mostly frustrating. Thank you anyway, at least you tried.

[@SomeAssh0le]

"You are drowning, press H to learn more" Suddenly I have this desire to rewatch Starship Troopers.

[@irishpunk8869]

I can't go to sleep at night without you guys's voices in my brains!

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I actually really love this concept. Don't know that I'd want to do it any more than I've ever wanted to do homework, but I like watching it an awful lot.

[@SamuelTBrooks]

Man, Miasmata is such a fantastic, yet completely overlooked game. I really hope this video boosts its sales, because the game totally deserves it.

[@possiblyadog]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch the intro, Pat's face is always priceless.

[@AGrayPhantom]

You, sir or madam, are awesome! And most any pic of Yuno is made of win. Once you know what goes on behind that sadistic smile you gonna hope never to cross her... or be the target of her affections...

[@SharpingtonTheGreat]

I don't even care that you didn't get to the creepy stuff, this was entertaining as hell. I had tears in my eyes when you lost that freaking knife

[@omnaysayer]

matt's impression when the hand taps convulsely to new entries made my day!

[@duskdev]

In my opinion, it was one of the best games of 2012. SEVERELY under-appreciated.

[@zombiebratz202]

*throws weapon* *picks up a rock* it IS hes axe moment

[@jimbothompkins]

I love how they didn't understand the triangulation mechanic at all.

[@TimbaWolf65]

Well, according to the game's lore, the scientists on the island accidentally created a form of apex predator that killed them all before Dr. Sanchez arrived, which is also why everything's completely abandoned. It's a shame they never encountered the creature, but I would agree that it may not have been the best choice for the Shitstorm. Don't get me wrong, though, it's cool that they played it, the game is pretty entertaining.

[@TheOriginalJDubbed]

Pat's face at the end of the intro XD

[@ankaku89]

this was strangely entertaining and interesting. I want more but I don't know what that more is

[@AkumetsuLord]

It is actually...its an interesting and fun concept of finding plants and things to survive (like the video shows).

[@Gustobel]

"I am the Jaguar of the Inca King. We are sick with a fever. We need medicine that only you can bring. Follow me back in time through the blue mist... Up the Amazon river to rescue my people."

[@GamingGrinds]

"That was your 'axe throw' moment."

[@chriswww]

The monster isn't that bad once you know how to gett rid of it, its when you feel completely helpless that it's scary. If you run it will give chase and kill you, the only thing you can do is hide in the bushes when it turns it's back on your, or hide behind a tree and keep the tree between it and you while it tries to walk around it and swipe at you.

[@lylatfox4]

This is like a true survival game, whether it has horror elements or not, its a really good concept, and it isnt halfassed

[@timoweic]

Looks like it 'could' be entertaining to play? Thanks for showin' us this, Matt and Pat

[@its_miscu]

There actually is a scary ass lion monster on the island, and it's a shame they never ran into it because it's legitimately terrifying.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I just watched a video of them traversing Nothingness Island, and I wasn't bored...Matt and Pat has the power to make shit interesting!!!

[@BioHazardN00B]

The monster is pretty cool, and the fact that it doesn't appear often makes it all the scarier, i'm pretty sure Pat was near its first appearance in the swamp but he lost the path. I'd LOVE to see a full LP of this.

[@gundar95]

i can just imagine the tiger monster just kicking back watching pat fall all over the place picking up Moses sticks and flowers

[@TheTemujin27]

I can't believe that throughout this whole episode, Matt never gave us his classic "What a mysterious game!"

[@LeonStephan]

This isn't a horror game for starters, it's a survival game, but it was fun to watch anyways.

[@Raphael_Bizmann]

Out of all of the shitstorms, this needs a full LP

[@DUES_EX]

I read your comment before the video and was so saddened. I was hoping to see these guys shit themselves when they see the monster

[@MegaFangking23]

Basically. Although I would like it if there was a tad bit more scariness in the next vids. Somewhere near the point of the Cathulu Shitstorm vid. That was hillarious! XD I'm a fan through and through though.

[@carljthatsme94]

Shows how awesome you guys are. I watched 37 mins of nothing and was enteratained

[@eyeoftheredgiant]

"No u love it"-matt

[@Father.Osiris]

These horror games are getting less and less horrifying by the minute!

[@cheezdoodle96]

You guys really need to a full playthrough of this!

[@SquirrelN]

This video taught me that if Matt and Pat ever get lost in the wilderness they would surely die, but it would amusing to watch.

[@CasualEQuest]

Whenever they talk about being stricken with the plague, I just imagine Plague of Gripes riding on your back, whispering all of his dark secrets into your ear

[@Ohnonoki]

This was one of the best 30 minutes of nothing I have ever watched. Nothing was accomplished, but damn, it was entertaining.

[@garrrrrry]

i lol'd everytime the guy pulled out his journal tapped it, and matt said yup yup

[@hauntedTechnician]

Thanks for doing this episode guys. After watching this I think I'll buy the game on steam.

[@gamerboy218]

06:40 And a legend was born. Some say that knife is still flying...

[@terbowzone137]

I think I'm buying this now. Seriously you start off sick and make yourself better with exploration and science.

[@Spacewolf78]

What a horrible night to have a plague.

[@dopethrone13]

Picking flowers, the scariest gameplay on youtube

[@ninjaeris131]

SO glad Pat has finally gotten his Fire Axe moment

[@FortressMagic]

The worst part is that it's really scary... until you get a good look at it. Then you fall off your chair in hysterics.

[@Clear4ter]

Wow. Pat actually managed to throw the knife into the past and into that dudes back

[@oilyhakan]

would LOVE to see a full playthrough of this ^_^

[@hibikiyamada]

They don't have to do anything, but it's definitely in their best interest to play games that are clearly scary within the first 20 minutes. While I don't mind them playing games like these, I'd guess that several other people would get fairly bored fairly quickly, especially when they're doing a spooky marathon.