Michael Blaustein | Goth Girls | Stand-Up On The Spot

Michael Blaustein covers everything from how much he likes goth girls to how UFO's are coming back in popularity on Stand-Up On The Spot where comedians go up with no prepared material and riff off of audience suggestions. #MichaelBlaustein #standupcomedy #goth
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[@id104335409]

This guy came before the Hawk Tuah girl! This is amazing!

[@patriciapeters7604]

Yeah plenty of people have said that wayyyyy before that chick lmao

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

Wow. This guy took an audience from yelling out “white rage” to singing “Love was made for me and you” in unison. Impressive

[@LessOfMyselfToKill_187]

Mike is the man! He has some of the best crowd work I've seen/heard in a long time! He's been around for a while but I think this year is his year! Once he does his special he's going to blow tf up! Wish him all the luck in the world!

[@patriciapeters7604]

As a goth, i appreciate being included 😌

[@advancedmonkey7702]

That foreplay joke killed me. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@DailyDriftingVirtual]

Hawk tuah...😅

[@90fif]

THE FOUR-PLAY PART GOT ME LMFAOOOOOOOO!!

[@passionfly1]

What an EXCEPTIONAL comedian! I LOVE MICHAEL BLAUSTEIN COMEDY! Hell yeah! You rock dude!

[@soldjahboy]

Always does a great job, even in a tough crowd. Had me laughing all the way :D

[@abandonablesnowman]

I’ve been listening to his podcast with Trevor Wallace for forever, but he’s a whole different person in his standup

[@eezydaskrilla]

I watch them too since day 1 lmao I’m a Patreon also.

[@eezydaskrilla]

I think Trevor in the podcast vs on stage is a lot more different than Micheal is

[@lidlid7815]

My dude has some pipes. Was not expecting him to be good singing.

[@jasonclemente4392]

This dude is hyped on somethin 🤣

[@IamKimsational]

Mr. Blauenstein, you are absolutely hilarious, one of my favorite comedians, if not THE favorite. It's not only your delivery; it's your mannerisms in addition to that. I cannot wait to see you in Charlotte, NC. I apologize in advance for you having to come there.😂 I was hoping you were coming to Greensboro, NC or Winston-Salem, NC, but they're about the same. I got VIP tickets and I'm hoping you get my husband. I'm praying, sporting nicely-pedicured feet, and hoping you notice the huge scar on his head. He had a brain aneurysm after working in pediatric nursing x25 years and truly should not have lived, but he did and he has a hella good sense of humor. He will crack up, and he is completely cognitively intact, but he doesn't think it will ever happen. Little does he know he's in the front seat, so he's fair game. Again, he will laugh, hysterically, should you roast him. When you kick your leg out to the side, it's perfect. I'll zip it now, as I'm sure you get told how funny you are consistently, but you are THE one to see, and if I could see see only one comedian this year, it would be you. Bro, you're too far gone...in a good way. P.S.: I sound absolutely insane judging by this comment alone. 😂

[@nussiasinua]

How was it??

[@MiniTrainLoco]

Damn, I will never be able to watch ET again and not think of this! Also, I am sending this to everyone! Nobody will be able to watch ET and not think of this… 😂

[@kiadona5354]

Dude, you are so freaking hilarious. Love watching your shorts.

[@Dex-Maxno]

The pizza plane could be a dark joke about the express delivery to the twin towers on 9/11. Somebody wanted the double delivery with a side of ranch.

[@zohebsuleman1678]

White rage dude was saving Michael's ass, not that he needed saving from planes n pizza lol

[@westfield9457]

Might be the best one I've seen

[@barnabasdouglas8219]

at 1:03 my windows diconnect sound went off and that was what i thought the sound he made was, i was dying for like five minitues.

[@justinkouns5879]

I would have yelled queef!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcus_558]

Bro Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy bro god fucking damn🥵

[@_ego_____]

after listening to stiff socks for like a year while making deliveries i actually made it a point to never find out what he looks like… this is NOT what i was expecting 😳😂 you could get it daddy

[@adammander7108]

Would be good to see him on Rogan then he would definitely blow up this guy is funny as fuck

[@GingerbeardComedy]

The original Hawk Tuah

[@charmaine8373]

Let me find out Blaustein is nice with the vocals. I heard some good notes in there 🎵

[@felixftw4702]

i think if he doesn't lead with that kind of energy and works his way into it it could go a lot better, but it's still really good!

[@OrganicHomeBudz]

😂😂😂😂 if u smell like death ☠️💀 I'm running 😂😂😂😂

[@luke3262]

White rage makes me think of my mother. She brake check a school bus at the railroad tracks or some dodge charger. Then I have to tell her not to go straight home if they follow you

[@patriciapeters7604]

Damn you have a terrible mom. Shes just a terrible person for that in general.

[@smokemirrors2749]

He’s funny but so… much… blow haha he’s all amped up and twacked compared to other footage of him. Right on though bro keep it up you’re awesome!

[@snug1117]

When a friend told me JR was a comedian i said hell noo

[@CarlosCruz-nn9qm]

Hawk tuah'd

[@ngarcia78245]

The original hawk tuah 😂

[@MAGICCOFFEY]

The new bryan callen

[@brandonstilinskit3924]

The dude is funny

[@VictoryRRR]

He's gorgeous lol.

[@katherinetomasello3661]

This man has never sniffed a three day old rotten flesh bag with no embalming fluid inside it, and it shows.

[@patriciapeters7604]

Tf does this mean

[@SHNASTDOG]

Lol. Yeah..he really don't want to smell the cemetery on them. No matter how cute her goth outfit is

[@dannyresabala7357]

You could tell he was new

[@Lylus_S]

Its not delievery its delta

[@Slyther649]

Didn’t make me laugh, but I’d let him try & make me come.

[@TheLine7777]

Sag Scorpio pieces

[@TheOtherKine]

America need to legalise prostitution LMAO

[@SHNASTDOG]

Absolutely. But it should be treated as medicine. A preventive medicine covered by insurance. Just like nutritionist and massage therapist. They should get certified. The standardization helps keep it clean and they should know anatomy and cpr. Keep it off the streets. But def legalize it

[@sleepystar1638]

@@SHNASTDOGy’all are clowns who gotta pay!???? That’s sick bruh

[@issakakish]

Not funny

[@baylorjames8596]

He has to be on coke

[@DrNerdTurd]

Shut up Trevor

[@EnigmaRecluse]

This isn't comedy

[@tracyreynolds3659]

Subjective

[@patriciapeters7604]

Not to you maybe, It's a subjective thing. it's okay tho we can't all have a sense of humor

[@andyrox88]

A BRANCH OF COMEDY BRUH, GO WATCH SUM MR BEAN THEN

[@smokyondagrass2353]

Time on tge goth joke think i missed it

[@TRAVMABOY999]

Michael like a teenager on too much redbull 🤣 dude is hilarious

[@ChandlerSavage]

Michael gets my vote for funniest Stand-up on the Spot guest! He always kills it and his energy is unmatched and unstoppobable!

[@TG-tc8lu]

check out h. foley's stand up on the spot. absoluter killer.

[@guillemrivera3163]

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[@rubenloy6979]

Meth

[@AltheVand]

​@@rubenloy6979Have u seen Andrew Schulz?

[@metalmark8]

Love this guy!!! So so happy he popped up on a short one day, watched them all lol. I'm back for more he is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zanti551]

the only thing i’m 100% sure of in life is how without a doubt michael will ALWAYS talk about some kind of sex😌

[@dirtporcelain]

White Rage is the most underrated Mountain Dew flavor

[@tysonnorthey4016]

Oh this is great😂 he took ever bit of this and RAN!!! A lot better than Trevor’s

[@wind10miko]

"WHOO" 😂

[@nofixeddestination5001]

It's not delivery, it's Delta.

[@jeezuschryst]

nice

[@cc.99.]

4:33 😂😂😂 ET go home

[@St3p_h]

He’s kinda dorky lol

[@utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105]

That you know about ! 👼🏼😂 ... your a funny little #unt aren't ya ❤👁👃👁

[@justinsmith847]

Literally crying lmao

[@MiguelL-qu2eu]

I love rmo chicks

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

If I close my eyes I swear this is Dov Davidoff lol

[@MiguelL-qu2eu]

Haha Temecula

[@RPGrandPaTabletop]

I cannot bring myself to find this guy funny at all

[@walterroux291]

@3:57 wait did he actually get a little chub on stage?

[@b3tat3st3r]

That's what I thought so, too!! 😂

[@xploited-lp9tz]

His crowd work is so on point. I'd love to be one of those people. I'd end up taking over the show 😂

[@oceanairboy]

He doesn't know that foreplay is. 🤦‍♂️🤣