Michael Che - Scared Of White Women

#MichaelChe on how white women changed Brooklyn, what he'd do to stop ISIS, and the reason he's not afraid of getting old.
#MichaelCheStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2015.
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[@arnavsharma2767]

COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF 😂😂😂

[@lucasnogueira1137]

I spilled juice all over the damn couch because of that line

[@Rock7MAN]

@@lucasnogueira1137 🤣🤣🤣

[@BrianSmith-kx4hc]

I think you meant compliments to the Che'f!

[@wilfbreezy333]

I love it. "Brooklyn is mines now."

[@kingofluck2912]

Brooklyn's mines now...* Sorry, had to give the proper white girl

[@grandhustla101boi]

1:00

[@AkI-rj6qk]

Facts

[@mg659er]

It sure is there’s now! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!!! They took my beloved Washington Heights!! Dirty Negative Dominican Men used to own my neighborhood, not no more! That’s right double negative! That’s how negative we were 😆

[@m.elizabeth7009]

@@mg659er I think you're confusing Jewish people and white girls lol. There's still a Dominican side, don't worry

[@waterdavid1156]

Syria used to be sketchy and now it’s pretty chill

[@AB-df2vv]

Russia took Syria so technically...

[@malikjohnson8776]

Syria's mine now🤣

[@trapn]

@@malikjohnson8776 ours*

[@ryancerney341]

its funny because the YPK (an all women army) is kinda responsible for stability and defeating isis in eastern syria.

[@Babykilla76]

I m crazy about his voice tone

[@shmavster4209]

“Isis is MINES now”

[@PauloSossa]

"White girls killed Biggie" LOL!!!! I'm dead

[@ObviouslyNotYou]

His shift from joke to joke had a smooth transition. They all seem to connect and it makes sense. He was alright. Keep it up with new material

[@ReturningGlory]

His "segways" I think you mean, and this is 5 years old. He's on SNL now and a legit NYC comic.

[@logan-vv4dp]

Tyler Leap Segways are vehicles your talking about segues

[@ObviouslyNotYou]

logan Didn’t know spelling was on the top of the list Mr. Grammar Nazi

[@ReturningGlory]

@@logan-vv4dp hence the quotes captain.

[@andyh6849]

@@ReturningGlory yeah you're gonna have to explain why quotes gets you off from shitty spelling there chief?

[@Leandrovtx]

“Compliments to the chef” is just hilarious

[@KellyF-ku8ll]

I cannot stop watching this over and over! Brooklyn’s mines now ~Love, White woman🤣

[@autumn_s_]

Omg this is great 😂😂😂 - signed, a white woman who rescued a pitbull, absolutely has sweaters for him and loves Brooklyn! 😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

100,000 people leaving a small place 😂😂😂 I'm so dead 😅😅

[@slantdwave]

I ain't got riot gear

[@CinemaDemocratica]

You know how dangerous you gotta be to convince a pit bull that he doesn't eat meat anymore?!?

[@thafoundation]

They killed biggie 😄😄😄

[@EbTheeAmazon]

Phase one

[@VRQuickDrawMcGraw]

White girls DO LOVE putting pit bulls in sweaters 😂 Just type in The dodo pit bull LOL

[@valeriespellmeyer1369]

Lol guilty!

[@Anonassassin]

That pitbull used to win tournaments 🤣🤣

[@bigpuma444]

They really think they can take any animal off the street or out of the wild and tame them.

[@pro-choicemom]

@@bigpuma444 They CAN! I see it every day. Lol

[@amilahali3380]

Syria used to be sketchy but now it’s pretty chill ☠️☠️☠️ I almost had a stroke 😂😂😂😂

[@Ema-nt3gp]

"We don't make fun of you because we're nice people" 🤣🤣

[@blackeducatedbaddie]

😂 love how he changes the narrative.

[@sparsehumor7521]

Yeah, the dudes an expert.

[@MrCaddy775]

Yeah, the audience got it. That was very short laughter.

[@holleyhoffman2490]

This guy is hilarious. Loved every minute 😂

[@usscott]

Love his work. Equal opportunity type of comedian. Keenen Wayan quote. From In Living Color show. I stopped watching SNL for a number of years. Michael and Colin made the show funny again.

[@denimloser8914]

Finish whenever you want and we don't make fun of you cuz we're nice people😂

[@love2cats]

He’s so good! Love him!

[@Camila34322]

This is old but still so good.

[@seandepoppe6716]

great! thanks!

[@suebeauchamp2549]

This is one of my favorite routines. Genius

[@kimberlyward3009]

Definitely my favorite!!

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Divine Comedy with excellent reality storytelling..🙂

[@jamalmarsh2617]

"Teach me old wise one" 😂

[@sanval180]

“I don’t got riot gear!” That had me😂

[@wolfcub824]

... 🤣🤣🤣 Ok, I admit it... I have a rescue pit mix. He isn't vegan, but I did teach him not to go after my chickens. 😂

[@sharp615]

Bomb set

[@nadiamccall4311]

i love finding a comic who makes me laugh so hard it hurts, this is one of the good ones. Perfection

[@QweenKoopa-]

Who’s watching during the quarantine🙋🏽‍♀️

[@sicariiavantgarde1873]

BRILLIANT ENDING!!!!

[@larongibson8313]

Michael is so talented!

[@mrsglitter8373]

As a white woman I think this is so hilarious but also, as a white woman and you talking about white women I bet he got a shit ton of hate over this 🤣🤣

[@kitspics526]

Probably but only from mean bigots

[@breadworksboston7052]

Really funny set

[@Whyinem]

Good skit! Awesome material

[@charlesdalast5604]

I’m always here for Micheal Che clip.

[@ale333kost21]

Pure freaking genius, hats off

[@jminormedia1025]

He is the best ever!!

[@elizabeth9770]

You are hillarious!

[@AnonymousMonkeyMan-pu1gu]

Amazing

[@taylortate4977]

I love this guy, so funny

[@mickeyclark6570]

Ty ☺

[@davidwilliams8822]

This guy is a brilliant genius

[@ThomasBarone]

That dude is going places!

[@gt-gu7rb]

All so true

[@Syrange13]

Absolute king

[@BLane-xr1ic]

This is brilliant 😂😅

[@friendofbeaver6636]

100,000 people, Michael? Closer to 300,000,000!

[@AlBlountDotCom]

Genius!

[@fexurbis123]

Strong act.

[@riekriek3022]

This guy reminds of a young Dave Chappelle

[@hlulanimthombeni3003]

This dude is funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@illuminated_]

He killed it and he is bettering his craft

[@brandenmotsa7239]

Complements to the chef👊😂

[@oanimashaun]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 epic.

[@fefelove8465]

Michael che is really funny.

[@moonnugget4598]

;D I'm 37, when I turn 40 I'm gonna start telling people I'm 50. Ha!

[@pm-5565]

I ain't got riot gear... dude killed me

[@peppyp7323]

finally a young comic i think is actually good

[@shaunghishing9965]

This guy is a genius in comedy

[@wilderliving1704]

We loved Biggie. 🤣 And I rescue pit bulls. 🤣🤣🤣

[@joneri85]

He looking like a funny Meek Mill!!!

[@taylorfuqua9003]

Hes funnier then shit saw a stand up performance and laughed till I peed

[@Andrew-qf9zw]

Man he said this in his comedy special

[@kitspics526]

Che👍👍👍

[@LisaLisa001]

Omfg I love this man

[@payper2208]

This is an old set

[@shannonglass2057]

What's your problem? Michael Che Campbell is hilarious, talented & brilliant. ✌🇺🇸

[@kevinlaguna2023]

Ive never seen it before

[@AstroDaDad]

It says 2015. Read sometimes , knowledge is power

[@tohumblyvogue]

You're an old set

[@mvpmongo8675]

Monsieur LeBeau old bitch gold stop hatin on goats

[@uzithedreadpoet6777]

He's funny!!

[@sampsonsimpson3066]

Goddamn the Brooklyn part is true. One of the most pretentious white hipster girls I know moved to Brooklyn 😂

[@jeaq2206]

Rescued a pitbull 🤣🤣

[@christopherstark2474]

I hated turning 40. Now that im 45 its all good

[@seashellbumblebee]

Love the set. Shouldn’t it have ended, “...the most disgusting thing...probably. I guess I should take my own advice and finish early.”

[@kdadhd555]

😂😂😂

[@laurendawn7716]

Me sitting here with my Pitbull named Draco😂

[@IAmKingMoses]

Cool dude

[@xavierxray1617]

They really reuploaded this?

[@gtrain2005]

Gentrification has never been funnier! XD

[@jermaineedwards8384]

Right yeah foreal

[@jardrodrigues]

This guy knows what is doing

[@tinawilliams3999]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@g00nzilla87]

"oh shit think of danny glover think of danny glover" 💀💀

[@sikwitit773]

White Sox Hat is the most common baseball hat i seen people wear everywhere even more than NY hats

[@sharongreen9527]

I'mmmm FIFTY! I'M FIFTY YEARS OLD!!!! not even trying to be 21. or 29 or 39 or..... Thank you Michael!

[@bloodtypena]

As a white woman I would like to say I do not have Pitbulls. I have Rottweilers. But maybe one day I will have a pitbull named Sorbet or Plombir and knit him an nice blue sweater. However Rottweilers do not need sweater so I made them some nice sparkaly pink bow collars to mach their cute faces 😊 Also me and my Rotties love to spend free time drinking seasonal lattes at the local cafe.

[@slavemasonbeatssmb2450]

you funny

[@Euxable]

lmaooo

[@tonydecker1263]

White woman impression on point

[@mom2adragon677]

I want to track him down just to assure him we all love him and we would never take Colin’s best friend from him

[@soronoc]

@1:22

[@novuskokatsuna8441]

Boy Baped up

[@sandmtnirishred]

When did she start counting backwards? He IS comfortable.

[@vickicravener7529]

Shit I'm a white girl hanging out in Brooklyn in the 80s. 😂😂😂 once you got past the dead body outlines on the sidewalks, it wasnt bad.

[@sharongreen9527]

ps. I found this looking for the white girls and pit bulls portion because yes, i'm one of them. - minus tutus. But i will put them in my car and take them home and make them healthy and adoptable!

[@getshwifty3101]

"Don't think of Danny Glover. DON'T think of Danny Glover!" Me: You think of whoever. You said Danny Glover, so I just came.

[@samnn6552]

hes totally high

[@marquiniopinio]

So.... what happenned in the Elevator and the white chic with the purse?

[@tysonrunnels9315]

Nothing, that's why he's here now.

[@josephshipman6587]

If only I had riot gear

[@eds6755]

Lol my mom just adopted a pitbull. Yes she is white. i shared this with her and she thought it was hilarious! The adopted is a too nice pitty, black and white named Lucy.

[@usscott]

I'm a white guy and he hasn't offended me yet.

[@100samanthamarie]

He said nice positive things about white people ;)

[@MrNando7986]

Because it's a joke. If you can take a joke? It's not a problem.

[@wilfordgrimley4339]

No one asked

[@100samanthamarie]

I LOVE PIZZA HAHAHA WHO ELSE LOVES PIZZA?? Chop up every vegetable and slam it on my pizza please! Except for mushrooms and olives, fuck that. Oh and Hawaiian pizza is good too. What do you all like on your pizza? ^_^ 💕

[@potto1488]

@@100samanthamarie why

[@alexanderlarsen5641]

I love all races

[@souslicer]

I like marathons

[@ShawVishal]

Bro you just ended racism