Michael Che: “Marriage Is for Poor People”

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Che explains how he and his friends came up with nicknames and breaks down why love and marriage are overrated.
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@fogoverlatria6257
@fogoverlatria6257 5 жыл бұрын
“People kill loved ones all the time. Nobody ever kills somebody that they like though. Nobody’s watching you sleep through your bedroom window because you’re pretty cool.” And I’m sold.
@matthewlindelli5203
@matthewlindelli5203 5 жыл бұрын
A X shut up
@matthewlindelli5203
@matthewlindelli5203 5 жыл бұрын
A X liberal
@DustinLe
@DustinLe 5 жыл бұрын
@@gigaimpactor981 LOL
@davidkadiri5905
@davidkadiri5905 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the last line.
@byronp8158
@byronp8158 5 жыл бұрын
You must have a job being a stenographer. We heard him!!
@ryanburchfield7097
@ryanburchfield7097 5 жыл бұрын
“Nobody ever killed anyone they liked” lol that’s oddly profound
@shooter510pk5
@shooter510pk5 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Burchfield & not true😂
@thomastobin1492
@thomastobin1492 5 жыл бұрын
@@mrbantumusic The guy wanted to be famous. He resorted to killing someone famous to be infamous.
@face-plant4706
@face-plant4706 5 жыл бұрын
In no way is that profound.
@ValliW
@ValliW 5 жыл бұрын
Yea actually they have, it happens all to often when a gun misfires
@ValliW
@ValliW 5 жыл бұрын
@@thomastobin1492, doesn't mean he didn't like him. He had got his autograph an hour earlier at the same spot.
@obiwanfisher537
@obiwanfisher537 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he constantly looks like "goddamn you people think Im joking" lol
@themaharishi8160
@themaharishi8160 3 жыл бұрын
Stand up comedy is almost never about jokes. It's about talking about how fucked up the world is. So you can forget how fucked up the world is for a few minutes.
@obiwanfisher537
@obiwanfisher537 3 жыл бұрын
@@themaharishi8160 Thats bullshit, but okay if it makes you feel better.
@obiwanfisher537
@obiwanfisher537 3 жыл бұрын
@ImmaPlantMeaDumbassTree 47 No, I disagree. Not "basically". Yes, stand up comedy (like all sorts of comedy) CAN bring up actual issues in a funny way. It CAN happen, but it is not automatically so. And its not only stand up comedy (all sorts of comedy can do that)
@marsgal6028
@marsgal6028 3 жыл бұрын
He's a psychiatrist turned comedian
@kennymichaelalanya7134
@kennymichaelalanya7134 2 жыл бұрын
If Comedy wasn't relevant to Some truth then jokes wouldn't be funny. This is why Dave Chappelle is the GOAT of stand up Comedy
@tubeyoukonto
@tubeyoukonto 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that everybody got the 80085 joke is so beautiful. At some point in our evolution, our race developed the seven segment display and somehow we all collectively decided that spelling the word "boobs" is the single most important thing everybody needs to know how to do with it.
@freedomisfromtruth
@freedomisfromtruth 2 жыл бұрын
Unless they were bi
@sanjayw9878
@sanjayw9878 2 жыл бұрын
Evolution is a bullshit theory, and only a theory
@ArtmanNexus
@ArtmanNexus 2 жыл бұрын
@@sanjayw9878 @Sanjay W It's really not. The issue is that people don't know what evolution means. Even some accomplished scientists. Look at it this way.. If evolution is nonsense... Why are our mouths now too small for our wisdom teeth and children are now being born without them? It's evolution. It's basically "life" coming up with different ways to better prolong its existence based on what is happening within the environment of that specific species. You are also probably thinking evolution takes place on an individual level. It does not. It's the future generations that will show signs of evolution and it happens across populations not just to an individual. Evolution also doesn't mean people "came from monkeys".
@Gandhi_Physique
@Gandhi_Physique 2 жыл бұрын
@@sanjayw9878 You clearly don't know what a theory is... kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmGrXpSjhNmcldE that should help you out
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
It’s bc we have priorities!!
@kylegeee
@kylegeee 5 жыл бұрын
“There’s some white dudes I could see myself going racist for” is truly a hilarious punch line.
@nunyabidness2661
@nunyabidness2661 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Robert only because we already know he's racist towards white people. He just semi copped to it and played it off but I guarantee it runs deep. That whole fucking routine was funny though. I can't hate him for a thought for the same very well worded reasons he gave for his homophobia. I just don't give a fuck. He's good. Maybe the next Chappelle or Eddie Murphy, but both of them are obviously racist too. It just is what it is. We still love them. I hope this guy sticks around. I'm going to go look for more of his standup.
@cryformeharder5891
@cryformeharder5891 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he would say it's racist or homophobic if you don't give in to his undercover gayness lol.
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 5 жыл бұрын
@@nunyabidness2661 Everyone is racist
@Hamchuck112
@Hamchuck112 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes. Never heard him before, but the guy's great.
@nunyabidness2661
@nunyabidness2661 5 жыл бұрын
MrElionor ain't that the truth brother. All I'm pointing out is that I'm reading between the lines. I won't hate the man for it, but I ain't fucking stupid. It is what it is. It's gotta start getting called out too.
@colinzwiebel6770
@colinzwiebel6770 5 жыл бұрын
“His real name was Crippled Greg, but we called him Robo Cop!”
@Professor_Giggles
@Professor_Giggles 4 жыл бұрын
Colin Zwiebel 🤣🤣
@Tristina143
@Tristina143 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JayCaldwell05
@JayCaldwell05 4 жыл бұрын
There was another Greg 🤷🏾‍♂️
@haddingtoniangcp2464
@haddingtoniangcp2464 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@echoesoftime975
@echoesoftime975 4 жыл бұрын
Ingram Peters b
@nicolecourtney8688
@nicolecourtney8688 3 жыл бұрын
The way he brings up important issues, and turns them into deep jokes is really an ART. He has a way with the audience and his timing is perfect. Love it
@mikekaatman3194
@mikekaatman3194 3 жыл бұрын
You summed it up perfectly.
@jenni0278
@jenni0278 2 жыл бұрын
That's literally what all comedy used to be until the political correctness woke crowd started whining
@MLBlue30
@MLBlue30 2 жыл бұрын
@@jenni0278 What you said makes no sense. You just made it political. Lazy argument.
@konshnz7965
@konshnz7965 2 жыл бұрын
To couch it the way you have is art itself!
@Mike-hn4uu
@Mike-hn4uu 11 ай бұрын
@@jenni0278 I'm glad I'm not alone. My friend told me to watch this, it's hilarious! I haven't laughed once in 5 mins. He's not edgy in any way, he's not original about anything and it seems like hes barely trying. I swear the zombies who like this paint by numbers woke-safe nonsense are just braindead SNL viewers.
@jaymadekmt2
@jaymadekmt2 4 жыл бұрын
“Na son get the Fiji Evian is gross” 😭😭😭😭
@TheKMGOLD
@TheKMGOLD 3 жыл бұрын
JayMadeKMT it is 😄
@GSSoulTV
@GSSoulTV 3 жыл бұрын
Yo that was me in the store!
@jaymadekmt2
@jaymadekmt2 3 жыл бұрын
@@GSSoulTV Fr?
@gerardmcmillan8591
@gerardmcmillan8591 3 жыл бұрын
But it is!
@MP708
@MP708 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@ahmedopone4080
@ahmedopone4080 5 жыл бұрын
“We pick the worst part of your life and make it your new nick name” - The Somali way 😂😂
@mahadx4647
@mahadx4647 5 жыл бұрын
So true walahi😂
@ahmedopone4080
@ahmedopone4080 5 жыл бұрын
mahad x it builds character lol
@MohamedOmar-tq1pp
@MohamedOmar-tq1pp 5 жыл бұрын
Faxxs
@mohamedhashi3604
@mohamedhashi3604 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo there was this dude we used to call 'goal posts' because he had a very large gap between his teeth. 😆
@izanag2805
@izanag2805 5 жыл бұрын
He copied that from Mexican comics they say that all the time
@Young_Savage_904
@Young_Savage_904 5 жыл бұрын
His execution is perfect, dude knows how to deliver his jokes
@DeCurtaRican
@DeCurtaRican 4 жыл бұрын
Young_Savage 2016 : He’s on that Dave Chapelle-Trevor Noah-Chris Rock-Patrice O’Neal-Robin Williams level with delivery.
@DeCurtaRican
@DeCurtaRican 4 жыл бұрын
Inebriatd : His monotone delivery is his trademark. He’s going to be a big star!
@elenapanova4809
@elenapanova4809 3 жыл бұрын
@USA EAGLE7 found the racist
@PeRRXX
@PeRRXX 3 жыл бұрын
peace or power what do you get out of saying this? Everyone has the right to say what they want, so let them.
@PeRRXX
@PeRRXX 3 жыл бұрын
Elena Panova he’s racist for having an opinion? 🤡🤡
@kiaraeshi
@kiaraeshi 4 жыл бұрын
“nobody ever killed anyone they liked.” Che's answering the questions I wasn't asking
@slade-joseph-wilson1822
@slade-joseph-wilson1822 4 жыл бұрын
Bullshit though
@fast6232
@fast6232 4 жыл бұрын
Julius Caesar & brutus
@thetechconsultant
@thetechconsultant 4 жыл бұрын
Lol right!
@cetti4405
@cetti4405 3 жыл бұрын
@@fast6232 Brutus loved Julius, but felt that his loyalty to Rome was greater...
@zestproductions6507
@zestproductions6507 3 жыл бұрын
@@cetti4405 lmao nah, his wife convinced him. Julius killed her father
@ErikBoesen
@ErikBoesen 4 жыл бұрын
Man's dressed like every year of the 21st century at once.
@GtG-jg9qk
@GtG-jg9qk 4 жыл бұрын
Nice🤣
@unsubscribefromme4350
@unsubscribefromme4350 4 жыл бұрын
He pulls it off tho, can’t lie
@steviesosa5617
@steviesosa5617 3 жыл бұрын
Create an original thought Einstein
@canaisyoung3601
@canaisyoung3601 3 жыл бұрын
So, from 2000 to at least two years ago (or whenever this was recorded).
@1870dav
@1870dav 3 жыл бұрын
@@canaisyoung3601 I think this was from 2011 or 2012. His style is definitely from that era.
@WilkineBrutus
@WilkineBrutus 5 жыл бұрын
He's absolutely brilliant...you just can't predict his punchlines. 🤣
@sewilotrio
@sewilotrio 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Dave Chapelle. In a good way. He is not copying the style, but seems like Dave was a influence. As in all of us ;)
@supermojo9672
@supermojo9672 5 жыл бұрын
So refreshing!!
@Erickwashere
@Erickwashere 5 жыл бұрын
👌🏾
@tellmesomething2412
@tellmesomething2412 5 жыл бұрын
@@sewilotrio Franklyn Ajaye
@clipsedrag13
@clipsedrag13 5 жыл бұрын
Man I'm fucking dying!! I know I'm only commenting because I'm white and you're not BUT that don't mean we cant be friends?!
@sarajames2503
@sarajames2503 5 жыл бұрын
“I bet you half my $h!£ I’ll never cheat on you!” Could not stop laughing!
@sense7074
@sense7074 5 жыл бұрын
wassup with that weird ass censorship? you seem like you’re a middle school teacher
@sarajames2503
@sarajames2503 5 жыл бұрын
Jet I actually was a high school teacher! 😂
@shaft5theng
@shaft5theng 5 жыл бұрын
@@sarajames2503 ha
@sporkybutterz
@sporkybutterz 5 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the damn truth
@haydensteinbock8059
@haydensteinbock8059 5 жыл бұрын
@@sense7074 I mean the comedian practically censored it himself in the bit.
@King-fz8iw
@King-fz8iw 4 жыл бұрын
Bro his face 0:30 when they laughed when he said “Homeless Dave” haha
@DBee-ee7tz
@DBee-ee7tz 3 жыл бұрын
"Anytime a rich dude proposes to a woman I feel like he's saying; hay I bet you half my 💩 I'll never cheat on you" DED🤣🤣🤣
@jefferyhellerjh
@jefferyhellerjh 5 жыл бұрын
His real name was "Cripple Greg" 😂😂😂
@dsolo2161
@dsolo2161 5 жыл бұрын
Yo, what's up Robo Cop.
@kanikagaral7637
@kanikagaral7637 5 жыл бұрын
They might have another greg
@Ada-kj6ym
@Ada-kj6ym 4 жыл бұрын
@Gregory Cesar lol
@Ruben-wm7hx
@Ruben-wm7hx 5 жыл бұрын
“We had another Dave” 😂😂
@katrinab7657
@katrinab7657 3 жыл бұрын
In college, our group we had two Dans. Dan and White Dan. And yes, I Know it's wrong. I said if the group were mostly white, they wouldn't have called them Dan and Black Dan. No one cared about my logic. Not even White Dan. 🙂🤷🏾‍♀️
@matthewrogers8416
@matthewrogers8416 2 жыл бұрын
"Black Matt and his roommate Native American Matt" Just call me Matthew damn lol
@michaelj6392
@michaelj6392 2 жыл бұрын
@@katrinab7657 they would have called him Black Dan, just not to his face lol.
@anthonyhunt2324
@anthonyhunt2324 2 жыл бұрын
This dude should be on the road. He’s underrated!
@capnsalt7102
@capnsalt7102 3 жыл бұрын
His delivery is so damn casual it's perfect
@Corneilus1
@Corneilus1 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Capn Salt…thanks for not just rewriting his jokes in your comment. You’re alright!
@emmanuelokebugwu6944
@emmanuelokebugwu6944 5 жыл бұрын
People be sleeping on this dude for real...truly underrated!
@nedbass1
@nedbass1 5 жыл бұрын
Emmanuel Okebugwu dude, I for once was!!! I didn’t know he was that good!!!!!
@thrillainmanila5951
@thrillainmanila5951 5 жыл бұрын
He's pretty cool...
@roguecode2354
@roguecode2354 4 жыл бұрын
He's on one of the most mainstream shows ever.
@ZSMVids
@ZSMVids 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so underrated that he got away with using another comic's joke lol
@Matsumae_Taiyo555
@Matsumae_Taiyo555 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZSMVids which one
@nathanlief
@nathanlief 5 жыл бұрын
OMG "Bigotry Curious" LMFAO funniest real shit I have ever heard
@BluEx22329
@BluEx22329 5 жыл бұрын
Bi*
@curtisj2002
@curtisj2002 4 жыл бұрын
Yea bigotry curios people will want their own bathrokms and right to get married now.. black and white rainbow flags are coming. Lol
@assumingtrash6853
@assumingtrash6853 3 жыл бұрын
@@BluEx22329 1 year reply, but he said bigot curious at the end, so you shouldn’t have corrected him.
@coreysnyder3193
@coreysnyder3193 4 жыл бұрын
This is why he is three time winner of the "Round Tabler of the Year" award. Give it up for Michael Che!
@cryptomusicandpoker7544
@cryptomusicandpoker7544 3 жыл бұрын
IDK how I've never seen this dude's standup before, but man he hits hard
@vinnyt.8027
@vinnyt.8027 5 жыл бұрын
These homeless people bringing down projects values lmao 😂💀
@theycallmethehunter5096
@theycallmethehunter5096 5 жыл бұрын
Vinny T. It’s funny but it’s true
@richardsalmon2134
@richardsalmon2134 5 жыл бұрын
His dumb ass don't know shit. Fuck him with his insensitive ass.
@dirtyasianmafia2310
@dirtyasianmafia2310 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Salmon it's fucking comedy stop taking it up your ass
@Raygun34
@Raygun34 5 жыл бұрын
@@richardsalmon2134 shut your lame ass up and laugh
@chrisreaves6399
@chrisreaves6399 5 жыл бұрын
@@richardsalmon2134 he said he was a kid you humorless rock
@GlentonMe
@GlentonMe 5 жыл бұрын
Clever with a slow methodical pace reminiscent of Chapelle. His punchlines have punchlines making the timing unpredictable. One of my fav comedians.
@pege8684
@pege8684 5 жыл бұрын
Calm down there cowboy, he's not that good.
@GlentonMe
@GlentonMe 5 жыл бұрын
​Relax, put your stan card back in your wallet. No one said he was. Chapelle is an anomaly.
@pege8684
@pege8684 5 жыл бұрын
@J Dolo dont care, fuck you to
@RK-li4sw
@RK-li4sw 4 жыл бұрын
Why can't he just be a funny comedian. Why does he have to be compared to Chapelle.... Typical narrow mindedness.
@user-gt1kd9rv1w
@user-gt1kd9rv1w 4 жыл бұрын
Glenton Samuels well said!
@AsifChauhan
@AsifChauhan 3 жыл бұрын
His humor is very intelligent, love it
@infidel900rr
@infidel900rr 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is hilarious!! Also, speaking truths up there... it's refreshing.
@OmarDelawar
@OmarDelawar 4 жыл бұрын
“If a guy told me he was bi-curious, I’d be like nah you just gay” lmao! Perfect delivery.
@keetopuffs
@keetopuffs 4 жыл бұрын
Dude once told me he wasn't happy but a mouth is a mouth and I laughed in his face
@GeneralSorrow
@GeneralSorrow 4 жыл бұрын
@@keetopuffs Gay is a culture now.
@KB-pd9yh
@KB-pd9yh 4 жыл бұрын
Bisexuals are a thing though.
@EasylifeGaming
@EasylifeGaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@KB-pd9yh you feeling offended ? Lmao That's the joke, that bisexual is a thing but most guys just think you're gay
@delakayi6286
@delakayi6286 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@flipramey1
@flipramey1 5 жыл бұрын
The race and gay flip was GREAT
@Standupibrahimbackup
@Standupibrahimbackup 3 жыл бұрын
After a long time, enjoyed a set which is equally perfect every minute. Love the whole set bruh
@jalensmith6127
@jalensmith6127 4 жыл бұрын
It’s weird that I watch his comedy and don’t really laugh that hard but he has so many lines that I’m like “damn he’s right”. Smart dude.
@ttr5733
@ttr5733 4 жыл бұрын
It's because your black I think it hits us different.
@sigcinondlela8385
@sigcinondlela8385 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@joeschroedernz
@joeschroedernz 8 ай бұрын
It’s just because your watching on your phone by yourself. Just Like me. Loving it inside, but not laughing out loud in the dark like a psycho.
@grassroots8226
@grassroots8226 5 жыл бұрын
Che is brilliant. Truly underrated.
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
Only by SNL.
@SANITIZEDINC
@SANITIZEDINC 5 жыл бұрын
Truly. He should be at least as famous for his stand up as for SNL. Dude is hilarious. And smart.
@onbelay4201
@onbelay4201 5 жыл бұрын
GRASSROOTS p
@Music-ji6np
@Music-ji6np 2 жыл бұрын
Who said his underrated
@MrMario2987
@MrMario2987 4 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think SNL May be holding him back.
@thriversoffset
@thriversoffset 4 жыл бұрын
mario lewis you know he’s a writer right?
@destineecrystal_
@destineecrystal_ 4 жыл бұрын
He is one of SNL's head writers.
@josebravo3979
@josebravo3979 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure he means comically because there’s a lot of things he can’t do or say on television and in a lot of his interviews he says that most of his skits don’t go through because they’re kinda controversial
@klynch572
@klynch572 4 жыл бұрын
He's definitely funny!
@thewhiteboardist
@thewhiteboardist 4 жыл бұрын
@@josebravo3979 So he's not willing to "go full Chappelle" then?
@juneledell6983
@juneledell6983 Жыл бұрын
YOU are good! Great material and delivery!!!
@debsmatthew1814
@debsmatthew1814 3 жыл бұрын
He is definitely, witty, confident, funny, and got stage presence for real.
@johnyindigo8932
@johnyindigo8932 4 жыл бұрын
"Nah son get the Fiji, Evian is gross" This shit has to be sampled tho 1:15
@ramirovca
@ramirovca 4 жыл бұрын
bet
@Gusto4now
@Gusto4now 4 жыл бұрын
That would be dope in a rap song
@thelegacyofgaming2928
@thelegacyofgaming2928 4 жыл бұрын
That goes hard af. Will be someone's tagline soon.
@minkailulamin1304
@minkailulamin1304 4 жыл бұрын
The Legacy of Gaming Yung Fiji
@MrPAULONEAL
@MrPAULONEAL 3 жыл бұрын
Evian is naive spelled backwards...
@jgingram
@jgingram 5 жыл бұрын
“80085”.... Ha! Ha! Now that brings back some good laughs! 😁🤣
@sanityisrelative
@sanityisrelative 5 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling ancient here wondering how long it'll be before that joke will fly over younger heads.
@jailtimejake2151
@jailtimejake2151 5 жыл бұрын
@jayjaylen75 gotohell. 1134209 but it looked right on the calculator upside down
@tedrivera8051
@tedrivera8051 5 жыл бұрын
55378008 upside down = boobless
@timlangenderfer7746
@timlangenderfer7746 5 жыл бұрын
@Gus Scott boobies
@SL-ui9dd
@SL-ui9dd 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I get it now
@alexandernagel8205
@alexandernagel8205 4 жыл бұрын
Best new comic I’ve seen in awhile. Beautiful
@amitnagpal1985
@amitnagpal1985 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent set
@justinwalker2460
@justinwalker2460 5 жыл бұрын
This was masterful, funny on so many different levels, with the right touch of fresh perspective and real shit
@Fatkidskinny0
@Fatkidskinny0 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Walker felt the same but I kinda get that one of his jokes sounded like Patrice O’Neal jokes about love and like
@howardtibbsthethird
@howardtibbsthethird 5 жыл бұрын
Lol! "nobody's watching you sleep through your window because you're "pretty cool"" lol!!!!!!!
@ArkhamDeluxe
@ArkhamDeluxe 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it lol
@seviche100
@seviche100 5 жыл бұрын
@@ArkhamDeluxe try using your brain
@primecreator5257
@primecreator5257 5 жыл бұрын
@@seviche100 maybe English isn't their first language, dumbass.
@Jblah
@Jblah 4 жыл бұрын
@@primecreator5257 LMAO english isnt my first language either but i wouldnt watch this if i didnt understand it.
@Jblah
@Jblah 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArkhamDeluxe When ppl are in love they can do crazy shit.
@MrRegD
@MrRegD 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most talented comedians I’ve ever heard.
@femaleswolf
@femaleswolf 2 жыл бұрын
Love Michael Che, always something deeper in his jokes
@mike-gt8yo
@mike-gt8yo 5 жыл бұрын
lmfao i didnt want this to end
@mrDblackguy
@mrDblackguy 5 жыл бұрын
@@dronetrucker *that's
@dronetrucker
@dronetrucker 5 жыл бұрын
@@mrDblackguy thanks
@evanw2195
@evanw2195 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of the first comedians every joke he cracks I laugh
@juliag.599
@juliag.599 3 жыл бұрын
that amazing moment when they knew what he meant by typing 80085 on a calculator lmaooo
@luvbig41
@luvbig41 3 жыл бұрын
AND I still don't get it.
@ROJO25
@ROJO25 3 жыл бұрын
@@luvbig41 80085 appear to be BOOBS on a digital calculator.
@negativeindustrial
@negativeindustrial 2 жыл бұрын
It’s 5138008
@unclemoneymoneyuncle8702
@unclemoneymoneyuncle8702 Ай бұрын
3:27 I love the cutaway to the couple who clearly relates because they're like "yeah, remember that?!"
@diegooliveirabenjamin
@diegooliveirabenjamin 5 жыл бұрын
"Nah, you just gay" is a perfect punchline, MC is too good.
@thatonewhiteguy991
@thatonewhiteguy991 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I forgot that bisexuality existed too, silly me.
@McNottagoose
@McNottagoose 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatonewhiteguy991 What? Is that a bad joke or are you actually salty?
@flamemojis
@flamemojis 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatonewhiteguy991 it doesnt
@thatonewhiteguy991
@thatonewhiteguy991 5 жыл бұрын
@@McNottagoose Che's joke doesn't make any sense in context, he makes logical leap that if a man is attracted to men they're gay, which doesn't follow. For example: I see a brown bird, then conclude all birds are brown. Yet black and white birds still exist, meaning I've made an improper ad incorrect leap of "logic". Hope that clears up any further ignorance.
@McNottagoose
@McNottagoose 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatonewhiteguy991 lol so it was option B: salty af.
@joncoda365
@joncoda365 5 жыл бұрын
There is definitely a lot of brilliance in this.
@davidparker4943
@davidparker4943 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant set
@hugeackman8182
@hugeackman8182 3 жыл бұрын
Che dressed up like the school’s public speaker that pretended to be a student and then stand up and say, “I’m really not that different from you guys”
@thandoreviews8886
@thandoreviews8886 4 жыл бұрын
I am new to Michael Che. I just appreciate how he retells common childhood experiences, in a non-judgement and perhaps enlightening perspective. I think finding a way of adding humour to this is just brilliant.
@sanjayw9878
@sanjayw9878 2 жыл бұрын
You know when comedians tells those stories it's 80% made up right lol
@stainless36
@stainless36 5 жыл бұрын
Gaad damn! This dude is hilarious....and that straight face he pulls just adds to the mix
@Perichoresis777
@Perichoresis777 3 жыл бұрын
Great set
@blazemike732
@blazemike732 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic delivery 👌
@JH-812
@JH-812 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you KZbin for finally a good recommendation this was really good. I love this guy on SNL but I have never seen his standups before.
@bmelvin1234
@bmelvin1234 5 жыл бұрын
Plus it's great to see a comedian have smart thoughtful jokes. Most comedians think they have to be crude to be funny.
@ibzjay7038
@ibzjay7038 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@gabeb6834
@gabeb6834 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing execution. Rarely do I chuckle at these comedy videos but I was throughout the whole thing
@deangeloferrand1809
@deangeloferrand1809 4 жыл бұрын
Does anybody know other comedians with a similar style, he’s so chill with his punchlines it’s like he’s really conversing with you
@daiseysthebaby6071
@daiseysthebaby6071 5 жыл бұрын
"There's no exit strategy! Lol!😁
@good1ebear787
@good1ebear787 5 жыл бұрын
I knew this was going to be good when the first thing he said was "I grew up in the projects"
@brendantreynor7876
@brendantreynor7876 4 жыл бұрын
Yes KZbin that's what I want, 3 ads on top of the two non-skippable ones in the beginning AND the other two at the end for a video clip of a partial stand-up
@Just.A.T-Rex
@Just.A.T-Rex 4 жыл бұрын
Brendan Treynor slide to end of video like last couple seconds. Let it play til it end then hit replay usually a bunch or all of the ads will be gone.
@gabsradience1
@gabsradience1 3 жыл бұрын
Wow so underrated this guy is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
@jd3666
@jd3666 4 жыл бұрын
"I watch Fox News, and the Jersey Shore, there are some white people I could see myself going a little racist for."--- Fantastic
@joannsmith3589
@joannsmith3589 3 жыл бұрын
I am bigot curious
@cjordan1161
@cjordan1161 2 жыл бұрын
The hell he watched Fox News. He does not have enough brains to watch real news .
@Ismael-kc3ry
@Ismael-kc3ry 2 жыл бұрын
@@cjordan1161 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JeromeProductions
@JeromeProductions 2 жыл бұрын
zactly
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 2 жыл бұрын
@@cjordan1161 that’s part of the joke, he’s making fun of Fox News. Maybe u don’t have to brains to be able to tell the difference tho haha
@silentone503
@silentone503 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I've been sleeping on this guy. He's got some jokes lol
@scapingby
@scapingby 3 жыл бұрын
with*
@marsgal6028
@marsgal6028 3 жыл бұрын
You must be bi-curious
@JeromeProductions
@JeromeProductions 2 жыл бұрын
@@scapingby HAHAHA
@elghozt
@elghozt 2 жыл бұрын
@@marsgal6028 nah he just gay
@ianhawkins8456
@ianhawkins8456 2 жыл бұрын
Love it! Really cheered me up :)
@susanh326
@susanh326 2 жыл бұрын
Good stuff. Made my morning! I like him.
@rctecopyright
@rctecopyright 5 жыл бұрын
Man he ain't lying. I used to look up "dirty" words in the dictionary at school. Oddly enough, I learned a lot when I'd hit words like vagrant and pentameter while I was looking for the naughty words.
@Elizabeth_Kerr
@Elizabeth_Kerr 5 жыл бұрын
You were a little word-curious
@dontquestionthisname
@dontquestionthisname 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god and here i was thinking i was the only one that did that hahaha
@carsonvolk1617
@carsonvolk1617 5 жыл бұрын
My brother and I did the same thing. I will never forget looking up "fuck" and learning the word "fuddyduddy," which will now forever be my favorite English word
@Estebanmdp100
@Estebanmdp100 5 жыл бұрын
Same bro, I discovered the spanish word for pubes that way
@jaerivus
@jaerivus 4 жыл бұрын
Vagrant and pentameter. Lol Top notch!
@joe1hundred
@joe1hundred 5 жыл бұрын
Che’s stand-up is killer! and weekend update too, i love his laidback delivery
@bagoboy2446
@bagoboy2446 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this like 5 times and laughed every time, he got a good comedic style
@Freezo85
@Freezo85 3 жыл бұрын
Great set!
@GOREilla.
@GOREilla. 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best sets I've ever watched! Amazing.
@TheOne-yq6qk
@TheOne-yq6qk 5 жыл бұрын
80085, 😂, I remember that from the 90's, we were easily impressed back then.
@TheOne-yq6qk
@TheOne-yq6qk 5 жыл бұрын
@Todd Foret Maybe, I was born in the 80's so I only noticed it in the 90's, nearly the same era though.
@omp365
@omp365 5 жыл бұрын
it was actually a whole story originally, about a girl going to see the doctor. it had a sequence of numbers you typed in and you ended up with 55378008 (boobless) (no boobs)
@TheOne-yq6qk
@TheOne-yq6qk 5 жыл бұрын
@@omp365 Haha, I think I remember something like that.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 жыл бұрын
Used to wait 30 minutes for one super pixely naughty pic to show up over an AOL trial disk over dial-up line using a 28.8 modem, after pushing the "turbo" button on your 386 powered POS Compaq Get up, make a sammich, take a dump, come back, and it's still half loaded, maybe see a fuzzy nipple in there somewhere....then save that shit to a 3.5 floppy with the 8 _other_ pics it took you a week to load and fit on there, along with a single song. Then pass that around to your friends at school to copy
@TheOne-yq6qk
@TheOne-yq6qk 5 жыл бұрын
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing The struggle was real 😂
@jdogg2098
@jdogg2098 4 жыл бұрын
That like and love thing was spot on 👏👏
@chedee-chedirichardson9019
@chedee-chedirichardson9019 5 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious! "You want him to focus? He can't, he's got titties in his pockets!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 "Marriage is for poor people." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMGoodness! 😂😂😂😂 This just made my evening. 🙌🏼👏🏼
@tariqgardner5463
@tariqgardner5463 5 жыл бұрын
Great homage to the Late Patrice O’Neal with the Like vs. Love bit Just because he’s gon doesn’t mean the subject shouldn’t continue to get fleshed out!
@MrDjladd24
@MrDjladd24 5 жыл бұрын
🙌💪
@OffNas
@OffNas 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neal (God rest his soul), that man changed my life. After listening to him on O&A and BP Show, it's like he took the filter off "how to think". I stopped thinking how society told me to, and started seeing life for exactly what it is.
@AldoApachi-
@AldoApachi- 5 жыл бұрын
@@OffNas still listening to his BP to this day. That's like man's Bible for life
@MrDjladd24
@MrDjladd24 5 жыл бұрын
MrRcheulishvili “her power is your fear of whatever she gone do” lmao timeless
@OffNas
@OffNas 5 жыл бұрын
@Plebian Bargain "who had the herpes?!" 🤣🤣
@uproartv7514
@uproartv7514 2 жыл бұрын
This is top comedy. Thanks, Love from Kenya.
@hlbztransparency8722
@hlbztransparency8722 2 жыл бұрын
His stand up is so good.
@isaiahconley8630
@isaiahconley8630 4 жыл бұрын
The camera cuts the "c" out of Canal St in the background...
@MoyolagosTV
@MoyolagosTV 4 жыл бұрын
I immediately saw it 😂😂😂😂
@demetriusgarrett352
@demetriusgarrett352 4 жыл бұрын
U funny asf 😂😂😂😂
@Ada-kj6ym
@Ada-kj6ym 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Jesu!! Fada lord!!!
@xpantherroo9083
@xpantherroo9083 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@DailyDoseOfTopComment
@DailyDoseOfTopComment 4 жыл бұрын
Some asshole definitely did that on purpose..
@lincolns1040
@lincolns1040 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite standup sets ever
@llw53one
@llw53one 3 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious! Love him!
@daronanderson2590
@daronanderson2590 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated comedians out there!
@DLoc-tu2yq
@DLoc-tu2yq 5 жыл бұрын
That final punchline was absolutely *GOLD*
@MitchellBahamas
@MitchellBahamas 4 жыл бұрын
the 'bigget-curios' bit was genius lol
@mathewdallaway
@mathewdallaway 4 жыл бұрын
Clever! Will follow
@englishjona6458
@englishjona6458 3 жыл бұрын
Wonderful logic 👌🏾
@FoxVox
@FoxVox 5 жыл бұрын
"We had another Dave." I laughed so hard I almost swallowed a makeup wipe.
@rui5421
@rui5421 4 жыл бұрын
Spooky Mama explain lol
@outlawstarr5209
@outlawstarr5209 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO no one ever killed someone they liked OMG LMAO! Love has no exit strategy.
@dr.m.hfuhruhurr84
@dr.m.hfuhruhurr84 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on Mr. Che, most astute & presentation top notch!
@Sam-ij7co
@Sam-ij7co 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely think che might be the funniest comedian ever he is just too good
@mr.johnson3889
@mr.johnson3889 5 жыл бұрын
Lol the title is “Marriage is for poor people” and I still laughed when he said it.
@donx2341
@donx2341 5 жыл бұрын
First time hearing about Michael Che! This guy is hilarious! Can’t want to watch more videos/ hopefully attended one of his shows 😂😂😂😂 strive brotherman! Strive!
@nightguy5967
@nightguy5967 3 жыл бұрын
Been looking for this for a long time
@Theorytheorythesis
@Theorytheorythesis Жыл бұрын
Funny set bro!👍🏽
@lawrenceomang2712
@lawrenceomang2712 5 жыл бұрын
Every word was a punch line. This is comedy gold. Hilarious
@successfulOn3
@successfulOn3 5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU KZbin for the recommendation.....he's awesome!!!
@razorbak6783
@razorbak6783 3 жыл бұрын
Good stuff brother!
@cherrydragon2024
@cherrydragon2024 5 ай бұрын
So funny. Love this guy!
@imranvp
@imranvp 5 жыл бұрын
This was comedy GOLD!! I know who you are now Michael Che! :D
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