Michael Mcintyre Mistook Queen Invite For Hogwarts Acceptance - SHOWTIME Best Of | Universal Comedy

Watch this hilarious 'BEST OF' compilation from Michael Mcintyre's 2012 show SHOWTIME, where he hilariously talks about naming his children Oscar & Lucas, and mistaking his invite to meet the queen with a Hogwarts acceptance letter.
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[@Gayredheadbitch94]

The tights part had me cracking up, its so painfully accurate

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@Noah_The_Potato It was tights not pants

[@mariavitalina4943]

He forgot to add the jump at the end

[@yolandabizzell5852]

And if your plus-sized (slowly raises hand) woman the struggle is real!!!

[@sophiedevries5455]

It really is accurate isn't it😂😂 Only he forgot the 2 jumps at the end, those are monentous😂

[@jodistewart4452]

I would agree with you

[@theradioactiveplayer3461]

class ends: Ashley: finally Ashleigh: finalleigh

[@rkah6187]

Honestly, he just put into words all my struggles with English names as a non-native speaker. Yeah, in my head Stephen and Steven are pronounced different.

[@vomitdev]

Réka Hegedűs wait to you see irish names

[@ninjapirate2008]

Don't even get me started on Katherine. And then they call me Katie. Never spelled correctly.

[@HolyWarriorFury]

@@rkah6187 Steven, Stephen, Stefan and Stephan REALLY piss me off. I hate these names because even as a native I'm all fucked up over them

[@geministargazer9830]

I thought the different spellings were originally supposed to be masculine and feminine. So Ashley is a boy and Ashleigh is a girl. But I could definitely be wrong about that

[@thenandnow111]

'Look for a Wally' 'While we go and look for the life we had before' 😂

[@hannahm347]

Mucus 23 “I coloured him in”😂😂

[@rafiawaqar4139]

Hahaha colouring him in...genius...I never would have thought of it😁

[@BennyBartez]

I think Michael McIntyre is still underrated. I mean, he is popular, but he still seems to have too many critics and not enough appreciation of his comedy. Probably because he is successful. I think he's great!

[@lonewolf1868]

Observational comedy can be a hard sell sometimes.

[@robbiebunge859]

He's clean and hilarious. Just proves that you don't need gratuitous vulgarity to be funny.

[@wolfheart8604]

I can't help but to agree, love him! :D

[@skevoid]

I think any apparent lack of popularity that Michael McIntyre has on KZbin is the people desperately trying to look cool by hating on something that's popular but not edgy. The same people that jump from Big Bang Theory videos to Jimmy Fallon clips all day posting nasty comments.

[@teejay5627]

Agreed. Obviously we all have our own personal tastes, but i've never understood why so many people say they hate him. He's brilliant! And as for the tights thing, spot on, i'm afraid!

[@maisie-leighhendry3831]

They were hillarious but that last one had me rolling in the floor

[@JessMurgatroyd]

Same.. I'm dying. 😂

[@rajeevpaltrow8728]

Rolling on the floor surely ?!

[@drsnapid]

I'm trying to work here... hot tea burning my nostrils and hitting my monitor :/

[@alexbenavidez4500]

I'm not even a giant fan of physical comedy normally, but this guy genuinely has me in stitches. He's so talented with how he delivers his jokes. He's just making everyday situations funny in what would usually be an obnoxiously silly way. But no, honestly he pulls it off. I think there's a lot of talent in being so inoffensively hilarious as well. I did like controversial and dirty comics when I was growing up, but I do appreciate that he's at least pretty damn family friendly as well.

[@mathildeeide3138]

The name joke is so impressive, makes you realize how much stuff he actually needs to remember during a show.

[@-Tidgy]

Why do some people dislike MM, he's genuinely funny and accurate with his observational comedy. High spirited too, maybe too much and talks very quickly so that might be why but I love him.

[@cassiusx3626]

Because he repeats jokes

[@rachelmcgrory9451]

Cassius X but so do all comedians in stand up , they don’t just arrive on stage with nothing prepared 🤷‍♀️ and it takes a while to write new material . MM certainly isn’t alone in repeating some material.

[@rageonyx]

"he's genuinely funny" yeah maybe. Personally I was startled that someone so lame had such a huge audience. Clearly people like him. But to me this entire video was just unfunny and lame. For example, the Hogwarts joke wasn't even a joke it was like "oh gee, I got a fancy letter and I'm a dumbass". And before you think I'm a humorless twat, I enjoy all the regulars on Mock the Week.

[@bladeclanhalo3]

@@rageonyx mock the week is shite now

[@istoleyourjams270]

I mean comedy is really subjective. What something may be funny to one it won't be funny to other unless they have the same taste in humour.

[@bethanyburton2198]

This man has saved me from a depressed time. He makes me happy. Love his comedy! The way he tells the stories, the voices, faces and his laugh!

[@colonelbipiy5702]

This video is a prime example of why you don't watch comedy whilst eating

[@nanamimi7385]

😂😂😂 What happened to you? Sorry I laughed... 😂😂😂

[@justalizardd]

Bipiy Bop okay what about when it’s 2:25 AM and I don’t want to wake up my family

[@Poemi10304]

I almost choked on my tea during the joint specialist joke. 😅

[@katelyndwyer1692]

30 days in September April, June and November, All the rest have 31, Except February with 28, But once in four, February has one day more.

[@katiebeth1636]

One day more.... Another day another destiny.... This never ending road to calvary....

[@chloebrindle9295]

These men who seem to know my crime will surely come a second time one day more (I have found my people)

[@rkah6187]

Never learnt any songs, I just count on my knuckles. Is that not a thing other people do?

[@sameeharahman1559]

O wow I learnt the last part as 'except for February alone Which has 28 days clear And 29 in each leap year'

[@danyalgreen8539]

@@sameeharahman1559 see I've always said except February alone 28 each year but 29 each leap year

[@maiNmusica]

I did the "and toes" bit in my head too 😂

[@davidlockwood9192]

Saw a shoulder and knee consultant last year and the Doctor himself said with a grin...”I DONT do toes as well”. He must have sen the sketch as well!

[@nanamimi7385]

OMG. I literally ROFL on the "head, shoulders, knees, and toes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amelinataylor464]

7:30 for Hogwarts joke

[@RainyDay_5214]

Tyyyy

[@michalehess2178]

My name is Michale and it's pronounced like your name. I'm the only daughter and I have three younger brothers. And when I was a freshman in high school, my boyfriend's name was...wait for it... Michael.

[@Saucyakld]

Love it hahaha!

[@alvallac2171]

*high school

[@ollies6069]

I know a couple called Paul and Pauline

[@cheh]

Wouldn’t it be funny if u had married to him ..

[@tylerpeterson4726]

I know a woman, Paula, whose father-in-law and son are both Paul.

[@eclipsis-1324]

Love how he says his sons name is Lucas with a C and then later on goes on about same names spelled differently being a waste of life 😂

[@Grianan66]

He's always so funny, but I completely lost it with the Knees and Toes bit... Now of course, I can't stop singing the little rhyme!

[@neilcrookphotos]

i was so hoping for Neil, Niel, Neal and Niall!

[@Victoriomantic]

I had to ask my bf if his sister was "Rachel" or "Ray-chay-el" (Rachael). He genuinely couldn't remember!

[@sunitafisher4758]

Neil Crook 🌸 or Gayle, Gail and Gale lol

[@quilofox530]

Niall and Niel are the same name but pronounced differently to Neil and Neal.

[@neilcrookphotos]

@@quilofox530 all pronounced the same unless you're Irish 😉

[@armstrongtixid6873]

@@neilcrookphotos Neil gang let's go!

[@katiec4547]

Omg it was Jeff and Geoff that got me oml 😂😂

[@ghostbii]

His hair is a whole different person 🤣😂

[@thebetatester800]

That moment when head shoulders knees and toes becomes the new Who's On First :D

[@BtwAlice]

"head shoulder knee and toes" is killing me lol

[@TheGamingHarryTGH]

Michael is the only comedian that can make me go into a laughing fit and cry

[@englishbean1584]

6:20 is what we all came for 😂

[@katej23]

English Bean not all heros wear capes!! Thank you!!

[@ornithologydude8649]

Thanks!!!

[@irrelevant_noob]

you mean 7:05 ?

[@katiedid1851]

MM is lovely. I laugh out loud all the way through each vignette. No American comedians do this to/for me except Robin Williams.

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

The tights! OMG! I nearly died!🤣🤣🤣

[@annaingolfs]

8:13 - and still he chose to call his kids Oscar and Lucas 😂

[@mena94x3]

7:48 . . . All I could think about was how important it was to Anne: (on being questioned by Marilla why it was important how it was spelled . . . ) "Oh, it makes _such_ a difference. It _looks_ so much nicer. When you hear a name pronounced can't you always see it in your mind, just as if it was printed out? I can; and A-n-n looks dreadful, but A-n-n-e looks so much more distinguished. If you'll only call me Anne spelled with an E I shall try to reconcile myself to not being called Cordelia."

[@witchy_aunt_lizzy]

He colored wally in 😂😂😂😂😂

[@interestedbystander8317]

"Gotobediarmus!"

[@lulur6817]

ahahaha when my brother was little he asked if we could get a swimming pool in our garden and my mum was like no and he said that we should go to over finance and get the money for a pool

[@gemma1225]

Great comedian! Love this man.

[@StrongBalloonChris]

You're a wizard, Michael ;) xD

[@nicoledamiata4810]

Michael always leaves me cracking up. All are entitled to their opinions, but I think he’s fantastic. 😂😂😂

[@Jess97629]

My little girl is going to have to tell people how to spell her name everyday of her life. I've watched this more than once 😂😂😂😂

[@holly._.1]

I learnt this In primary 30 days has September April June and November all the rest have 31 except for February alone which has 28 days clear, 29 each leap year

[@marshad82]

That's cool but a bit unnecessary (unless you like to brighten your life with a rime). All you need is follow your knuckles: close your hands into fists, palms down (thumbs next to each other) and go from left > right or right > left. Knuckle is 31, trough is 30, February being the odd one out.

[@fisherking7798]

@@marshad82 that's how I learned it, still works

[@Arianddu]

30 days has September April June and November 31 the others date Excepting February, 28.

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

marshad82 *rhyme I did that, I was never taught any song. But I just close my fists instead of putting them together.

[@kaygee301]

30 days has September, April, June and November, all the rest have 31, except February alone, which has 4 and 24

[@Rose-ls1ug]

I am crying with laughter 😂😂 He is such a genius and one of the best comedians from the UK.

[@daviniaseville1011]

I swear I love Michael McIntyre 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@judyblackman1215]

Very talented comedian..

[@wolfheart8604]

Megan, Meghan, Megyn, Meghyn, Meygan, Mehgan- There are so many more and I think it's absolutely ridiculous XD

[@meganeloise8189]

My name is Megan I have this problem

[@princessayanaible-gordon7360]

I'm friends with a megane

[@gamesandfun781]

@@princessayanaible-gordon7360 Met a Mgan before lol

[@gamesandfun781]

I think her parents were special

[@sunnybunny6275]

Myghan

[@foxopossum]

Who is this guy?!?! Oh my goodness, I have not had the pleasure of hearing him until recently and I don’t know how I’ve gotten on without him!!! I laugh til my tummy hurts😃😃😃😃

[@brandypringle2400]

Oh my goodness. I have never laughed so hard before at 9:38 with the shoulder and knee bit. I swear I pulled something. I think i stopped breathing for a moment

[@misshaya5701]

Michael McIntyre is probably the only comedian that makes me laugh out loud!! Genius!

[@pauwerwoman4600]

Michael is lovely!! Funny too!! He can make comedy out of any situation. ❤😄👍🏻🤗😊

[@baileyharris9172]

I like when Micheal makes a joke so good that the audience don’t even laugh but just clap with a straight face like they just watched their 8 year old nativity play.

[@yaya2nana]

The last part killed me. I got two nieces about 2yrs apart, so this song been sang by the family for almost 4yrs straight and still going 😅🙃

[@SGrahamArt]

My rule for naming my kids was not to have my name, easy to say, easy to spell and vaguely familiar. I'm so glad to hear this. Always a pain to spell my name out all the time to people.

[@tattie.b8594]

Stewart Graham my name is Talia and I have had it pronounced Tail-e-er Tar-lee-ah Tal-ee-ah And written as Tahlia Tailear Thalia Talea I can’t make this stuff up it sucks - so I know the pain

[@Mizzgleek93]

I know the feels. My name is Sian but pronounced Sharn. I’m my life I have literally come across 4 people that have pronounced it right on the first go. 3 of them were Welsh and one was Chinese.

[@mavicityrelayson2924]

My mom wanted to name me Vic but the priest wouldn't have it because I am female. So she begrudgingly put in Ma. as an abbreviation from Maria. Unfortunately, my birth certificate also spells Ma. so now I have to specify that my name is Ma.Vic with a dot in the middle because otherwise, banks won't encash checks written for Mavic or Maria Vic. I've spent roughly 100 emails and 500 conversations on the history of my name. And that's just my first name. My last name is one letter away from "Relationship" in the local language and it is ALWAYS misspelled. The number of times I've had to have checks and documents corrected. -_-'

[@MrBraddles3128]

Mavicity Relayson, what... the... fuck. Change your name. Immediately.

[@mavicityrelayson2924]

@Natalie Dory It's hard to argue with a bank official that your client decided to spell your name differently from the name on your account.

[@MikeEdkins2408]

He really is the funniest man on the planet! How can you not laugh and not a joke said, all observational comedy

[@yeahno4545]

this is such a throwback - I loved this guy when I was younger. Still love him, he's hilarious

[@veryterilicious]

He’s got the cutest sense of humour!

[@none-zy5nn]

Campaign for Michael McIntyre to be the next Victoria's Secret model!

[@amandabahma9700]

Michael McIntyre is flipping hilarious.

[@raprap1977]

Michael hasn't heard of Filipino nicknames: Bhoy and Boy. LOL

[@percytheparkkeeper7826]

Hahahaha "Boy come here, no not you Bhoy."

[@gloriapaddock4618]

Laughed till I cried. Best medicine.😂😂😂😂

[@ffeffashgrove]

"How many things are wrong with you?!?"

[@notthedoctor8621]

I saw the tight things years ago it was hysterical then and now 😂😂 it's 200% true. The heels is only if you don't know how to walk in them 🤣🤣

[@kontonsei8659]

Me: "head, shoulders knees and toes 🎶" Doctor: "get out" 😑😅

[@countrygirl5408]

The name spelling part was very relatable because there is so many variations of Rebecca

[@susanmerring9678]

Here on lock down in Spain. Thank you Micheal for making me smile and laugh. Love you.

[@kjellhl1975]

Michael makes me crack up all the times. He is Britains funniest man.

[@elizabethdrz3953]

I love the knees and toes doctor visit! 😂

[@jc9552]

He has such great observation skills. Spot on!

[@cherrytate7149]

M.M ..THE most TALENTED CLEVER FUNNIEST COMEDIAN ....EVER.🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍

[@tattie.b8594]

Oh I heard that it was: Except February *as it has no friends* .....

[@annother3350]

That doesn't teach how many days it has!!

[@alclark5830]

The bit about the names is so relatable. I legally changed it from what my mother gave me to what I go by now a few years ago. I chose a double barrel name as I couldn't decide between 'Cody' or 'Rene'. My name is pronounced 'Cody', but I spell it 'Khoddiey'; I have so many people wonder why I spell it that way and I just say I like uncommon names but spelled differently.

[@michaelbracewell1401]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!!! at everything Michael does in entertainment 😅🤣😂

[@clarefoster3722]

Michael you made my evening! Literally crying laughing!!

[@ameliarose8822]

Let's be honest We all came for the Hogwarts joke

[@karenstrong8546]

Funny life we have been propelled into forgetting with recent events . I love Michael he’s one of the funniest of people . Imaging the funnies at home 😊

[@Glotglot]

I've only recently discovered Michael's comedy clips on KZbin, I am hooked! I love his clean comedy and physical presentation. I could watch all day long. :) I live in Wyoming, USA, I don't suppose there is an American comedy tour anytime soon?

[@JennsCorner777]

I love that it's Where's Wally for the Brits and Where's Waldo for us Americans.

[@ShortStack4eva1000]

😂😂 I love Michael! 😂❤️👏🏻 he's one of my top 5 favourite comedians!! 😂😂😂

[@xanderstone8991]

I just count my knuckles, to remember the days of the month.

[@lunawolf3340]

3am and the last one made me choke on spit wake the entire house up and almost suffocate 😂😂😂

[@xxkvck]

Lost my shit at that last sketch

[@robbiebunge859]

And me! Seen it before but laugh every time!

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

By the end of it I was in a coughing fit, and I was really glad it ended before I threw up.

[@magnussankaran1097]

This man is the pinnacle of comedy

[@DarkHorse-bp3xf]

"I coloured him in." LOL!

[@thenanlife1141]

This guy is brilliant , soooo funny 💖💖💖🥰

[@AzAlexzZ]

I colored Wally in LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[@Thegangsterzboyy98]

Thank the gods he didn't use my name. Had so many versions in high school we started calling each other by our last names.

[@shelbyswartz394]

I died when he got to: "Jeff and GEE-off" xD

[@Underworld.Entertainment]

"Children, daddy's a Wizard!"

[@houndandhandbag]

Loved this!!!!Especially near the end with the names and the knees!!! I had to type this after I wiped the tears from my eyes!

[@Stuck313]

Came for hogwarts joke. It was only 5 seconds long. Felt cheated

[@bucwhovian8305]

SwafflesYT why? It’s still a good joke and you got a bunch more jokes along with that one.

[@Anastasiyax]

There's actually a lot more in that story than shown here I'm surprised they didn't include it I would suggest finding it 😂

[@CovidConQuitTheCensorship]

Nothing lost, the rest is hilarious?

[@panda4247]

Now you know how your wife feels

[@stonks9755]

@@panda4247 lmao i laughed at this way too hard

[@87654321j]

Lol I work in a supermarket I'll never be able to look at cheese again without laughing

[@plug1461]

Thank god for Michael McIntyre if it wasn't for my daily giggles watching him, I would truly be one miserable bugger in covid lockdown

[@kittyhasfangs2291]

He’s right about stilettos, we look awesome in them but they are Hell to walk in

[@jumanjis_]

30 days have september, april, june and november, all the rest have 31, except for february alone, which has 28 days clear, and 29 on a leap year

[@lynneceegee8726]

aria that’s the right one!

[@Oddballkane]

Calander man from batman.

[@hobalyjobaly7544]

Michael is honestly mw favorite comedian

[@msthang5366]

I do not know the days of the months song

[@gerardacronin334]

Felicia Kelley You do now!

[@parryxxlivxx]

Me neither, but not to worry; if you have an iPhone, all you need to do is ask Siri

[@cherbrowne1637]

One of my fave funny people. Always good to watch. Thank you for upload

[@flamingpieherman9822]

I always learned it as Stuart is a first name, Stewart is a last name...this had me in stitches though

[@paranoxxxx]

Where has this man been all my life? That was funny as frick! Xoxo

[@silverspider1314]

I spent my whole life saying « with an h » 😂😒😂

[@_rlb]

So that they all write Sara-Maudeh?

[@silverspider1314]

RLB yes exactly 😂

[@angieconstantinovx6257]

Hello sara -hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@vividesigns]

His observations are a class act - the bit about February @ 4:45...really intelligent man.

[@Snickels]

07:05 ...

[@TheKaiTetley]

DjSnickels Ummm....yes it is. Correct time.

[@nastassjaloots4717]

DjSnickels Thanks! :)

[@sannimcable]

This guy tells the truth that's why he's so funny

[@msthang5366]

I Love this GUY!!!

[@shaya9745]

I really lost it when he started on the toes

[@haza123b4]

*Mik-ha-yel is funny comedian.*

[@cheriehauraki2173]

Literally the funniest dude ever