The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

[@jonathankeith6971]

“You barely notice it’s there.” *soul piercing scream is heard.*

[@epsilonsilver7860]

Yes, that was the script.

[@maxx9651]

I was going to like this comment but I didn’t want to ruin the perfect 666 likes it has

[@slothblaze3170]

Salesman:You BARELY notice it's there! *In the background* AHHHHHHH SON OF A B****

[@mynameisasecret5320]

@@gabepee3533 ..... Wot.

[@gabepee3533]

My name is a secret 4:13

[@misosasoup]

A roomba that detects people's feet, and activates a taser attached to the top of it, and starts going full speed towards the person.

[@Z25O]

@Ze buetifuol buy*

[@lil8348]

Certified Dummy I would get a hammer and throw the hammer at it

[@Gustavo-cj9lh]

Combat Roomba

[@Seabunni_vi]

Certified Dummy *omg yes*

[@oo8962]

Pls no

[@aodtonix]

I can't believe this guy is dating his roomba. What a madlad

[@FainperryChannel]

kinky

[@captainnashy5382]

no

[@LeofiLIVE]

i love this comment

[@hamzahkhan4067]

This is underrated.

[@YourLocalNavy45]

This is fucking awesome

[@randomgamer4458]

I’d love to just be walking around the house, and I hear in the other room “Why was I created this way.” I legitimately would want to have one.

[@sourlemon83]

"My roomba is dummy thicc and the clap of its ass keeps it from moving stealthily." That's a brand new sentence for sure

[@SahilP2648]

Lmao it's true. This guy is a living God. I want to be friends with him.

[@lilahgrove4097]

I was the 600th like lmao

[@rapier992]

It's a reference. A good one, at that. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpyYhJugba2klas

[@rozbu]

Schumi what’s ur pfp

[@FictionHubZA]

That, along with "Oh, shit. The table is leaving." Are lines that have never been said before.😂

[@hmm-hz4xz]

Imagine your tryna sleep and you hear your roomba start screaming in the middle of the night.

[@lord__pasta]

"fffffuuuUUuUUUuUUuuUUU!!" Soup.

[@jurassicborncarno5978]

Then you wake up it's in your room living with your parents then IT MAKES SEX NOISES

[@IlTriga]

Bluejay and Friends u

[@somedumbgayplantboi3012]

I'd eather scream, or start laughing

[@ghostofsilence2697]

id wake up laughing my ass off

[@Ender436]

“Screams are kid friendly” Best quote ever

[@callmeastaire5700]

Ender436 "good screams"

[@setenabled]

i have a kid and i can confirm

[@callmeastaire5700]

Okay, Maxine

[@lucasmucas9072]

Well considering let’s players exist this is very true

[@caitlinj9136]

4:27

[@justaguy1304]

I need a masochistic roomba that yells out in extreme, unbridled ecstasy whenever it so much as grazes a parallel surface

[@lordrathut]

No

[@Auriacularia]

Oh god

[@ASweetShortCake]

@@lordrathut Yes

[@makz2700]

@@lordrathut yes

[@AkoTE.]

@@lordrathut Yes

[@creeperproof2]

a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down

[@daronpopin9881]

Yes

[@0f44]

Thats hard

[@xeiio8122]

Yes

[@Riotnnez]

LmAo

[@alphastar12]

400th like let’s go

[@fiqo4479]

Make a door that insults you when you pull instead of push

[@data69420]

Nice one It will be the best smart door..

[@christurtle]

Yes

[@mariaalexandra27]

Now there’s an idea

[@axodouble2643]

We need this

[@sturmifan]

need dis

[@mewz2034]

Micheal: “The world isn’t ready for this Roomba yet...” Every person he asked: “I would 100% buy this for my house.”

[@L4sket]

*Every person he asked and showed in the video

[@lily8162]

I would sell my soul for this beautiful machine.

[@lagzalotgt5707]

Merwe Scholtz me too. If I had a soul

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

Astrod Girl You can just take their soul and sell it

[@quantibility]

Right . His audience would.. thats hands down the product and should copyright quick.

[@PtylerBeats]

Guy: Proposes an idea to move the roomba upstairs Michael: “Have you thought about 2 Roombas?”

[@JustDestiny260]

Lmao michael is right tho. A mechanical arm to lift and move a roomba to a higher elevation? Really? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Maybe if the roomba could scale stairs but tbh the issue isn’t really going up, it’s coming back down

[@gracecalis5421]

"Roomba that screams when it bumps into stuff" **Roomba gets hit** **Roomba immediately has existential crisis**

[@raine-master-of-potatos]

Detroit become roomba

[@pandorascrow]

Me

[@lunamoon3336]

THAT IS ME

[@drpibisback7680]

*AH GOD WHY WAS I CREATED!?*

[@potatoecouch2732]

@@raine-master-of-potatos 2 more likes

[@audrienaromero2734]

It's a way to help children understand empathy *He says while the Roomba is absolutely losing its shit*

[@perfctlywrrong8450]

RT 900 i wanna like this comment but it’s too perfect bc it’s at 666 so i cant

[@epsilonsilver7860]

As the script was written.

[@Gkitchens1]

Imagine a kid growing up with that thing 🤣 grows into an adult that just screams every time it has the slightest inconvenience.

[@hadilayyad6147]

@@Gkitchens1 That’s probably what it would actually teach kids to do as adults 💀

[@kathan4271]

In 5 years, this guys either gonna be homeless, or a multi billionaire.

[@AceCmbatguy25]

Or both so basically looking like elon musk

[@vel9382]

a homeless billionaire

[@Zoe-rr8wj]

I really wanna like this comment but I cant ruin the perfect number

[@shotsbyjemmi]

Zoe Well you can now

[@Star-vh4cs]

@@Zoe-rr8wj i know its 911 i cant like it

[@wesselbeer8041]

“Have you thought about two roombas” this just shows how intelligent Michael is compared to the ordinary man

[@sR1k]

That's how brainstorming is done in a typical engineer work day.

[@McHeisenburger]

*KZbin is finally starting to understand what I want.*

[@Wasssup360]

Yes.

[@drumphil00]

Damn skippy.

[@Hairballers]

Name not found yes me too

[@helmetz029]

The uglys From ugly town what?

[@tester246]

This guy needs to be in MIT what is he doing in Hawaii lol

[@Adrian-gm7pn]

Imagine being home alone and hearing FUUUUUUUUCK out of nowhere

[@spinachlegs3276]

Next horror movie

[@capt_noo]

@@spinachlegs3276 lmao

[@nimbusws5946]

Caged Freedom attack of the roombas

[@Dustpetro]

I'd yell back "you good bro?" lmao

[@edemwolf1226]

Yes

[@CJBurkey]

Literally everyone in the store: I love this product Michael: I guess no one's ready for this product yet

[@kz-be3ri]

But your kids are gonna love it

[@jak4004]

Agree. Public totally ready. Just have an on/off switch.

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

[@tomibby]

don't give a shit if this videos 3 years old, it's still one of the best ideas ever, the scene round the table where everyones trying desperetly to keep a straight face had me in stitches, not only a great video, but a great product

[@StochastischeDrift]

Are you retarded?

[@zachrowe1511]

Michael: “now we’re on the kid friendly mode!” Roomba: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”

[@The-Omega-Blade]

it wants out of its life

[@jazztastic2521]

I read this right before it happened 🤣

[@MrCelego007]

@@jazztastic2521 SAME XD

[@W4LD0_R]

i laughed so much on that ONE Moment

[@LuxKairos]

@@jazztastic2521 Same xD

[@youknowwhat6873]

*Michael* : Hits the Roomba *Sykkuno voice* : Umm what can I say , people just don't like me that much

[@brittaniaaaa]

LMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@illusionq8y497]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MAAAAAAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zayontenorio1738]

OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@eagleds1129]

Sub to him

[@itsallaboutmolly]

YESSSSSS OMG

[@Halicorn]

"it makes it more human, right?" *DISTANT SCREAMING*

[@jacobfredman9442]

hmm a comment with 1.3k likes but no replies? I'm honored to be the first

[@chipmunk3k]

I’ve watched this too many times and I’m still laughing at it

[@ChaosPhoenix11]

I just found this and I cannot stop laughing

[@masterhunter09]

If they do ever get married, that Roomba should be the ring bearer

[@andrewbarden7672]

Bumps into something Rumba SON OF A BI***

[@yeeetninja2995]

Yes

[@twigtoyoulater]

“May we have the rings?” . . . *”GOD FUCKING DAMN IT”*

[@zanderwithaz]

Its be even more strange that one of the voices is his current girlfriend

[@perkonsjuris638]

* RING BEAR

[@PokemonZeta6]

I know it's a joke, but so many people would totally buy this.

[@udreams_9532]

I would genuienly buy it if I wasnt broke

[@SlopsMcChops]

I would. Are you kidding

[@veikkosuomela8394]

Maybe selling the software to rasberry pie and people just need to assemble it lol

[@TruEchoX]

I'd buy one Edit: I'd buy 1k

[@animegod1675]

Ik I would

[@sidneycheng7098]

1 year later he’s dating his Roomba

[@Just-View]

He would only date it if it could electrocute people.

[@IdiotGoggles]

Touchè

[@atree9284]

Leo Aguirre no he’s literally dating his roomba

[@ibionic2532]

And it screams every time he runs into it

[@anonymouslee9122]

touché

[@casmar2042]

“One day, I hope to be even half the innovator Michael Reeves is.” - Steve Jobs

[@allanshpeley4284]

- Michael Scott

[@tysonsommerville175]

Need to make a Canadian one. When it bumps into things its just "oops" "sorry" "pardon me" "just gonna sneeeaaaak passed ya"

[@Soapmaker19]

Maybe like a Charlie Berens version? Yes I know he's not Canadian, but upper midwest is close enough.

[@devonhowse966]

I take no offence to this we do say sorry alot

[@fuckologic1202]

I'm suspecting one of my friends that he might be a Canadian He literally apologised to the sidewalk curb when he tripped on it yesterday

[@malpurposes]

Fuckologic That's fucking amazing

[@haydenadams6606]

Out of the way bud

[@Roviett]

He trapped a girl in a Roomba and let her out once she agreed to being his grilfriend

[@clifisboring]

Why doesn’t this work for me

[@stuck_in_walmart7656]

Grilfriend?? GRILFRIEND?

[@geekdoms]

Yeah, I can’t believe he’s dating Maxmoefoe

[@haasithgarapati8261]

HarvestedSoul Yup. He and Lily are in a relationship.

[@PatelArpitt]

r/cursedcomments

[@nhignhog9556]

"The Target manager doesn't really appreciate innovation, you know the Catholic church didn't appreciate Galileo"

[@yatox8]

Somewhere in this world (michaels hd) exists high quality sound clips... of Ian screaming. It's a crime against humanity it has not been shared for us to use as phone alarms.

[@rokbayl3417]

Just imagine a thief breaking into this guy home only to hear human blood curling screams.

[@gamingwithdudealt]

I was dying enough you just made me die even more

[@Mayu_Listen_to_my_Song]

Rokbay L precicly why id but one XD

[@yoyo54027]

between the tazer carpet, drone swarm, roomba that screams, youtube buddy cannon, tazer camera, and short unhinged crackhead hawaiian any thief is just screwed

[@finnstark673]

True fear

[@J-np5lf]

Love, "blood curling"!

[@AnneCallaway]

everyone: loves it michael: the world isn’t ready yet

[@splatterking1171]

69 likes

[@TSFboi]

The world wasn't ready for Steve Jobs' iPhone

[@DefiantTurtle21]

"But your kids are gonna love it"

[@littleoof1126]

LIES THEY ARE READY THEY WORSHIP GOD

[@CallMeToasted08]

Imagine you’re sleeping and you just hear the voice of a grown man screaming in the middle of the night

[@RoboWrecker]

Alexander Foster I am voting Cyan

[@orbsorbs8465]

Cameron Davis I saw yellow near the body, kind of sus

[@orbsorbs8465]

@skubh FN I saw black do asteroids

[@orbsorbs8465]

@skubh FN Yeah

[@hiddio]

Yo guys, how do use the teleportation vent like red did?

[@nevinjimenez321]

It's funny to think this is the first interaction we get of micheal and Lily on video...I think

[@Agent-wj1ft]

the pure chaos emitted by this goblin of a man terrifies me

[@jellyzilla4959]

r/brandnewsentence

[@bohdan_lvov]

And mesmerizing at the same time

[@RebornNovaAnimatorMan]

nice picture of wukong

[@CelaLare]

Crackhead

[@RebornNovaAnimatorMan]

@@CelaLare perhaps

[@TmSpeedy0407]

Imagine an entire room filled with these smashing into one another for the rest of their lives screaming in agony.

[@simonrose751]

get him to do this. maybe some of his patreons that know how to do that shit could help him with the production of them

[@jonahwizard1]

It's easy if you try (make 20 of these)

[@chucklesdeclown8819]

I hope reeves sees this.

[@awolgamming7793]

Fuck yes

[@gangganguwu6219]

Ahem you mean a fighting ring?

[@DeepFreeze172]

"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" The funniest sequence of words I've heard all day.

[@bukanmatin5973]

The romba is better be dead, they're suffering. Life is a neverending suffering for them where they have to eat dust and bump their heads into walls all the time. F for respect

[@apersonthingy]

“My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily.”

[@toyvolt7131]

From what movie that scream is? I want it for my screaming RC car

[@MrMogi-zg2ud]

I was about to like this, but then I saw it was at 420 likes.

[@JoMiMi_h]

F

[@bread846]

Lily has the perfect scream

[@Jeb_S]

Make a wall that screams every time a Roomba bumps into it.

[@ahyesusername1895]

G E N I U S

[@SukilSakthivel]

omg OMG yasssssss

[@dackeldu6917]

I want that sooo bad

[@ironsolace5647]

The human house

[@space_fox12]

Oh god

[@syloz67]

Everyone's talking about Lily but no one is talking about how he looked like William and Chelsea's kid when they were sitting at the table.

[@alexisc-colchado5414]

Ay i was 666 like👌🏻

[@saifuusuri]

He did though. I can't even with how accurate that is.

[@js-zb2rv]

... he’s not their kid?

[@HazelKnight34]

j s the joke is that he *looked* like he was lmao

[@syloz67]

@@HazelKnight34 He knows. He was making a joke of his own.

[@marcusallard8626]

“I want it to feel like a real creature... *thats in pain* “

[@ietonewowoi3053]

I appreciate that Chelsea not only had to yell at William but also Michael. Will of the warrior

[@jesusavil3821]

*Guy pitches his idea* “Have you thought about 2 roombas “

[@desoto9407]

Jesus Avil hmm how about a screaming roomba army

[@ZeldaMstr109]

micheal said it so harsh. it was so good. lmaoooo

[@jacobthecool3000]

"Ooooh VSauce, what's going on?" "No the other one, Michael Reeves." "Oh."

[@kingpeanut7273]

Oh... Okay I tought You where Vsauce... Okay...bye. No! Stay!

[@ns1755]

COOKIE ? No he didn’t dumbass

[@itssclue9628]

@@ns1755 Are you intellectually deficient?

[@aquartertwo]

I love how the story of Lily & Michael's relationship begins with: "So he calls me to be the voice of a Roomba with a swearing problem-"

[@jakedo2233]

This hurts

[@monkeychief1904]

Kinda inspiring ngl

[@x8c8r]

The funniest thing is that they have better relationship than normal people.

[@chelevera9927]

tHEN they begin dating

[@apelord7310]

This is the secret to getting a girlfriend...

[@abraruralam3534]

"Have you thought about 2 roombas?" That was so politely put, it almost manages to not hurt your ego....almost.

[@skilll898]

“I hate every single one of you” -Micheal Reeves

[@blackhead8222]

Your mom

[@everythingtheone6110]

michAEl reeves!

[@tristancasserole2288]

He loves his fans so much 😆

[@FetishonyoutubeURL]

Tanaja M “This is why I don’t play with you guys anymore.” -Bigjigglypanda 2017 Subject:Mario kart.

[@General_C]

I deadass made that my senior quote. Only because I know full well if I didn't make it a quote from someone else that my school wouldn't accept it.

[@benhermoni2105]

Great robot, now build a screaming roomba

[@Lilithe]

@@J4c0bs My cats always run from the machine that screams and eats at the same time.

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

Use the keemstar screaming for 10 hours clip

[@e-tan3911]

@@Lilithe so my dog, then?

[@just_toasted]

Roomba goes by door All you hear:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@awesomeGuss]

Yessssssssss. Micheal do that😂😂

[@RonuPlays]

"What is my purpose?" "You scream when you bump into things" "Oh my god"

[@calvincubernsneakerhead7554]

RonuPlays Ricc n morty

[@chaoticcar6231]

its not "Oh my god" its "OW F*** GOD F***ING DAMMIT"

[@bruhnova8917]

10,000 iq comment

[@Zack_Zander]

7:40 “OW! WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY?!”

[@gayboi6340]

Nice reference

[@fourierbird]

The design is very human

[@TotallyJayReyes]

i know that reference

[@donovanthomas9572]

I think it’s awesome that he met his future girlfriend by having her voice a roomba.

[@Jeffrydounut]

Lilypichu?

[@artist._.4857]

Wow yea lol

[@artist._.4857]

Jeffry Dounut you don’t know? Lol I found out yesterday

[@artist._.4857]

Donovan Thomas it was actually after the Japan trip she said it herself

[@Case2_0]

Artist TDS wat, they’ve been dating since February

[@andyghkfilm2287]

(Muffled) “AAAAA WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAAAAY”

[@melonhead6769]

Damn

[@abcsrandrews2167]

I laughed way too hard

[@susanwolf7738]

... a question I ask myself everyday 😅

[@iwaswithyourmum]

"I'M A ROOMBA! FUUUUUCK!" I died laughing at that point

[@dartmoncometh]

Timestamp?

[@iwaswithyourmum]

@@dartmoncometh 8:40

[@restingmonolith7252]

@@dartmoncometh 8:40

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

Literally read this as it happened in the video

[@ChocolateMooseGaming]

"What is my purpose?" "To clean dirt" "FUUUUUUUCK"

[@The_Novu]

Lady at the desk thinking "am I experiencing third impact" lmfao

[@WillCheadle]

"Now we're in kid friendly mode" Roomba: *Screems of terror*

[@kilerpiickle]

“Screams are kid friendly”

[@alainatucker3735]

*Short people screeching noises*

[@kalhnajharithojhunfyenr654]

”are you fucking serious?”

[@Ibrahim-ys3do]

Hello brother

[@Sigmalpha21]

@@kalhnajharithojhunfyenr654 dont swear

[@spacewanderer6708]

"Now on the kid friendly mode, ok" *infernal screams of agony* "Screams are kid friendly."

[@Asparagun]

4:24

[@tsuki2505]

Michael: And this is how I met your mom. kids

[@nelperrov3438]

Top quality comment

[@sketchyaxolotl8168]

Danny Lok met*

[@33Verst]

This is the original comment, I saw a nother that was like this he maybe copied ur idea lol

[@hugoguh1]

*made

[@maclaganse449]

Lilypichi

[@CoenWilson1]

It’s so funny hearing Lily do that voice because there’s a KZbinr who uses her voice for a wholesome character that goes on adventures with the main character.

[@mortennielsen9273]

"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs?" "Nonono... More like Jesus." Never change.

[@mrstranger1334]

Jesus is not god

[@TheTupel]

Honestly water into wine is waay less inventive as this is

[@cataclysmicat9551]

MrStranger 13 hell yeah he is xdxdxdxd

[@B4N5TER]

Should have said "I'm not comparing myself to Steve Jobs... I'm comparing Steve Jobs to me.

[@Echs_D33]

That’s John sesa not morten nielsen.

[@nerdcity]

A Roomba that demonetizes you when you collab

[@fatcat2015]

Rumor has it if you swear in the first 30 seconds of a video it’s just insta-demonetize

[@iloveyouglendavis6986]

@@fatcat2015 not true

[@expendableround6186]

Viewer entertainment >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money.

[@lutris6887]

@@iloveyouglendavis6986 actually, Daithi De Nogla swears alot but then his editor just censored the first minute and not demonitized anymore lol

[@MasterKief-fo20]

@@fatcat2015 I just read about that 5 minutes ag9

[@maxmoefoe]

Can you make a Roomba that collects silt from the ocean floor

[@Seth-hc2bj]

Yoo

[@parkrr2094]

What a phenomenal idea

[@cranknlesdesires]

Yeah it really hurts the property value

[@ashes4941]

YOOOOOOO BROO

[@nadine3275]

Eat my hair

[@putsticker]

Michael's giving away the roomba today at CDawgVA auction stream! Good luck to those that are gonna try to get this piece of history

[@Sircreepington9th]

How much did it go for?

[@putsticker]

@@Sircreepington9th If I remember correctly it got up to ~10k. It all went to the Immune Deficiency foundation.

[@Nyaliva]

That Target lady is amazing; she has some guy trying to return a modded roomba that swears at her and she goes straight to "you have a receipt?" *P R O M O T E H E R*

[@enbybunny9940]

James Babooshski she was probably hoping she could take it for herself XD

[@worthlessweeaboo7905]

Me: sees 777 likes Also me: I'm about to end this ma s whole career

[@coffee593]

Well I mean it isn’t “broken” lol

[@jacuragarcia4614]

Coffee make a risotto that turns you lights on when you clap.

[@ijwashere]

Everyone: oh yeah totally want it, 100%, I'll buy it Michael: it seems the Roomba is a bit ahead of its time

[@joshhanequiez841]

Well fuck, well im gonna try to make one of these because i have a roomba, a computer and a shit ton of fucking swears god damnet

[@alero8605]

"Now on the kid friendly mode." *Violent screaming* "Screams are kid friendly."

[@quindao4431]

No the lack of swearing is kid friendly and no I get the joke I'm just trying to take the fun out of it

[@paleface171]

Hey why not, when they are young enough all they do is scream, sometimes bloody murder.

[@clammaster4]

have you ever seen a kid all it does is scream

[@spark_bears]

Morning Somewhere sent me. 5:28 LilyPichu's voice (and vocabulary) is perfect for this!

[@Tony36271]

Guy: *Goes into master plan* Michael: “Have you thought about 2 roombas?”

[@ejin1653]

Anthony and they’re programmed to bump into each other lol

[@grahamrafferty5969]

Jin Kuto and they make suggestive noises, but only when hitting each other

[@erwinschoofs6707]

Yeah, 2 roombas...make them argue...lmao

[@theoccasionalsnickerdoodle2525]

William Osman should have had them do it in the chocolate pudding

[@sortofsmarter]

do the voices from orange county choppers with proximity sensors and they can insult each other when they get to close

[@FlyingPigChannel]

Imagine being a father, taking your son to Target for a Lego Set and you hear a Roomba swearing. Edit: I wish you could turn the number of likes into number of subs😔

[@x-0mna-x870]

@iBiana Doubt roomba: IM A ROOMBA...FUUUUUUUU-

[@ohnobro4276]

best part is, the son would just hear his mom voice cursing

[@newelltrisha]

@@ohnobro4276 oh no

[@thecutefairy5173]

"Dad...what was that?" "Don't worry son, it was..." "What is it daddy?"

[@ryanchong9965]

_Target just immediately throws them out cuz there's "WANTED" posters with Micheal's face_

[@calebmcnevin]

Michael: "Would you buy this product?" Everyone: "Yes! 100% I would buy this!" Also Michael: "Looks like the world isn't ready for this product"

[@arfyness]

People SAY they would...

[@HolbrookStark]

@@arfyness I would tho

[@npckuroi]

Maybe he is not ready for a massive production on screaming roombas 😂

[@drumphil00]

If that's for sale, all I need to know is who I need to pay.

[@CandyApples4ever]

I want this roomba

[@Spozinbro]

3:46 "how likely would you be to adopt this into your household?" "AAAAH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

[@ryanm.191]

imagine trying to sleep and this just screaming and swearing in the distance from downstairs

[@bombermanking]

I’m pretty sure you can have it not vacuum and go off it’s base. Right? I’ve never owned one so I don’t really know.

[@reesefx684]

and then it suddenly stops

[@shawnreddy7911]

@@jareddavis4099 sometimes certain countries and states give you more for what you pay in terms of housing

[@shawnreddy7911]

@@jareddavis4099 oh dude unlucky

[@huntedapples722]

Reminds me of my childhood... ahh those were the days!

[@thousandeyedvoid]

"My Roomba dummy thicc and the clap of it's asscheecks keeps it from moving stealthily" I think I broke my lung

[@bryantaborga9021]

Whats the timestamp bc Im trying to find it 🤣🤣

[@SamJ-hi7rz]

@@bryantaborga9021 6:20

[@davidchenoweth3457]

Why do you only have one lung?

[@thousandeyedvoid]

@@davidchenoweth3457 Easy answer, I'm a demon

[@bryannarayne1021]

LMAO

[@nxmad1153]

Michael: Now it's on the kid-friendly mode Ruumba:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@nawfal3928]

Cries of agony - very kid friendly

[@Georgeparkerfilm]

DRGNNEYE I built a roomba on my channel that activates a taser when it gets close to people in honor of Michael... please check it out and maybe consider subscribing 🙂

[@PWNDON]

imagine the roomba sounds like your parent and you hear it in the middle of the night.

[@supermariologanfansnsmlgeo6529]

a dog

[@trutle6208]

@@PWNDON and one night your parents get stabbed and you don't even know because you think it's the Roomba

[@andrewcorsello1706]

You are so gifted. Please don't stop. Ever.

[@MrGhozt]

Imagine you sleeping at 5 am and hear this thing scream downstairs because it bumped into a chair

[@idunnoiknow2495]

lmao imagine hearing the scary movie scream at 3 am

[@narmale]

id wake up giggling non-stop =^.^=

[@OhSoTiredMan]

@@idunnoiknow2495 Amazing alarm

[@guiAI]

every 15 seconds

[@velocity1292]

Why would it be going at night?......

[@yakov9ify]

"A Screaming Roomba is an idea that at first sounds dumb, and then is." - Probably Michael 2019

[@beta1809]

“...and that kids, is how I met your mother”

[@matthewcoates5533]

Yep

[@spaceyishere0]

wait WHA-

[@crumbuster5513]

Lol

[@coolkid76lol]

...

[@ftggtftggt9713]

What was the se- nevermind

[@317masterkiller_gaming6]

5 years later. This video never gets old.

[@kalu9899]

Make a door that locks itself when you go near it

[@__prometheus__]

Imagine putting that in a jail and just baiting the inmates 😂

[@comicalcatastrophe1865]

OMG YES

[@Kevn808]

Please do this

[@rosstriestodraw]

A sensitive door that doesn’t like to be opened

[@JackUFN]

But then unlocks when it detects that you've walked away

[@SenorEscaso]

Michael: "Would you buy this?" Literally everyone he talked to: "Yes, absolutely" Michael: "It seems the world isn't ready for this innovation. No one wants it."

[@gibberingmaw3211]

Hell I want one.

[@benjaminchilders5260]

You should make a robot that whenever you say “what”, it finishes with “you never played tuber simulator” Plz like this so he sees it

[@UltraPrime0914]

I take his entire stock!

[@artillerycannon645]

When your depressed and down stairs you here a grown man screaming

[@eridiumblade2661]

@@gibberingmaw3211 don't we all want a roomba that screams if you touch it

[@KerbyBug]

Roomba runs into wall A piece of it flies off The room is silent Roomba aggressively turns around

[@wh-te_m-le]

And for some reason it was the only moment when it didn't scream

[@muhammedsonmez7886]

*Robotnox is the cheapest and best on the market damn why is this not mentioned*

[@unionrings6020]

*Do you have your receipt* That lady was 100% ready to take that return

[@dathmach8745]

She was going to take it for herself

[@legendaryfella3236]

You’d think he would have turned off his comment section by now

[@takeitback.rightnow8553]

O my god

[@ultimatememer2235]

NOOOOOO

[@TheCharun]

He ain’t no bitch

[@literallyfckingjesus5334]

Then his whole KZbin channel would be a sad pile of garbage We literally make his channel

[@togotogo1413]

Bill Knows ok

[@Trashparticle]

Micheal : Youre home finally! Roomba : AAAAAAAHHHHH GOOOOODDDDD WHYYYYYYYYYY

[@Kartoffelkamm]

I just found this channel, and honestly, I love the idea of a screaming Roomba. Also, I'd love for it to scream like GrayStillPlays. This pure, soul-crushing agony when he just barely fails a level for the umpteenth time would be amazing.

[@virtuedreamer6623]

Like he said, very easy to make yourself and import files to, looks like it just needs a speaker, some kind of file storage system like a phone or MP3 player, and connection to a/the obstacle sensor.

[@kitkat032]

*me, expecting it to scream like R2D2* *gets something even better*

[@talos111]

That was the obvious choice, but im so glad they took this route.

[@andrewmason1010]

Ayyy cool profile pic

[@talos111]

Andrew Mason thank I found it on google I think.

[@ArisuOkami]

@@talos111 I think Adrew Mason was commenting on Kat's Edits profile picture not yours. But think yours is dope XD

[@talos111]

Miss Okami ah. I saw a notification to my comment and didn’t notice the different names. Thanks tho

[@genericgoat]

You should make a Canadian Roomba that says "sorry" anytime it hits something.

[@theyoungconservation]

Totally agree

[@BryanAgapito]

YES

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Yeah, this one needs a friend.

[@OnlySushiCat]

"Excuse me" can work too?

[@kevinheckeler]

I think you mean "surry"

[@normalhuman1368]

I love how the target return lady was just like "do you have the receipt" and not even fazed

[@bruceluiz]

Im pretty sure people that work in that area have a increased resistance to bullshit.

[@pandamonium8182]

Retail kills both your will to live and vigor.

[@cantonic_1774]

@@pandamonium8182 or your liver

[@djhinx9586]

Cantonic _ Or all 3

[@TheValmal]

Welcome to retail

[@AndrewParent-y9y]

crazy how Roombas are being hacked to say slurs now

[@eddygtube]

You're wrong: the world IS ready for screaming roombas.

[@Megalomaniakaal]

It'll be a week long fad!

[@eddygtube]

@@Megalomaniakaal But what a week, what a week. #worthit

[@mizu_yt]

@@eddygtube one week, one !

[@eddygtube]

@@mizu_yt one glorious week

[@SStarry_Days]

AAAAAAAAH

[@Wifyish]

I’d take two, one with corpse voice and one with Lily. Of course both will go around the same time.

[@SphinxMusic17]

balance in a universe

[@somethingsomethinglastname9206]

Corpses be like: "oh excuse me, i didn't mean to hit you, oh you're a wall, how silly of me" and then at the tenth collision: "I FUCKING HATE WALLS" and Lilys would be just straight up cursing like a sailor: "god fucking dammit u fucking cunt, watch where the fuck ur going asshole"

[@nozzaclips]

And dont forget sykkuno

[@ClicStudio]

@@nozzaclips His little “eh” sound

[@theboogeyman2590]

@@ClicStudio nono, he’d go “o-oh, I’m sorry, I-I guess you probably don’t like me that much. It’s okay, I’ll just go.”

[@swwetsour7697]

"My Roomba is dumby T H I C C and the clap of its ass is keeping it from moving stealthily." -Michael Reeves

[@snazzymask9620]

6:21

[@opninjadude9__513]

its dummy thicc not dumby you uncultured swine.

[@swwetsour7697]

@@opninjadude9__513 ;w;

[@thegooobley1993]

@@opninjadude9__513 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6aki5d_f66fbtE

[@thelordofcream]

*DUMBY*

[@7h3mon]

It's not definitely a trash video! I had a FUN watching this. Thank you!

[@classymonkey_]

I can just imagine me waking up in the middle of the night to "FUUUUUCK, WHY WAS I CREATD THIS WAY!!"

[@darkmanafest63]

Totally should have used the sound bit of the scammer from the chocolate episode of spongebob. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

[@slw.mk3]

“I’m a roomba! FUCK!”

[@lastyear9835]

Man that’s so true

[@SakuraPetal1]

I love how Lily's "Streamer" thing slowly faded to "Fucking Psychopath"

[@guineathompson]

Yes

[@beb2880]

What

[@genreboy3802]

What Lily sounds like: 😁 What she said :😨

[@Mr-Wookie]

5:20

[@amiwyugly341]

@@Mr-Wookie ty

[@gbbgbla]

Ok now it’s on kids mode *_a scream that sounds like someone is getting slaughtered_*

[@heymemesaregreat551]

“Screams are kid friendly”

[@computernoober7823]

Walls are actually the man behind the slaughter

[@mcray79]

Follow me... On twitter!

[@drakesummers926]

Wow that makes the suff that hit is the man behind the slaughter

[@thedarkeye9213]

*Chara enters the room* ''Did someone say slaughte? =)''

[@nightmarenewedge4033]

I miss content and comedy like this on KZbin more than anything, this is peak entertainment, I’ve been watching it since the video came out and it truly doesn’t get old