The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

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Thanks to everyone who helped out with screaming!:
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/ maxmoefoepokemon
/ lilypichu
Screaming Roombas are technology that mankind has dreamed about ever since we could look up at the stars, today I was able to bring that dream to life
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Songs:
Blue in Green - Rainy Streets
Aests - FIGHT!

[@misosasoup]

A roomba that detects people's feet, and activates a taser attached to the top of it, and starts going full speed towards the person.

[@Z25O]

@Ze buetifuol buy*

[@lil8348]

Certified Dummy I would get a hammer and throw the hammer at it

[@Gustavo-cj9lh]

Combat Roomba

[@mccheetahkat3379]

Certified Dummy *omg yes*

[@oo8962]

Pls no

[@sourlemon83]

"My roomba is dummy thicc and the clap of its ass keeps it from moving stealthily." That's a brand new sentence for sure

[@SahilP2648]

Lmao it's true. This guy is a living God. I want to be friends with him.

[@lilahgrove4097]

I was the 600th like lmao

[@rapier992]

It's a reference. A good one, at that. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpyYhJugba2klas

[@rozbu]

Schumi what’s ur pfp

[@ElectrostatiCrow]

That, along with "Oh, shit. The table is leaving." Are lines that have never been said before.😂

[@justaguy1304]

I need a masochistic roomba that yells out in extreme, unbridled ecstasy whenever it so much as grazes a parallel surface

[@lordrathut]

No

[@LucasGleason]

Oh god

[@ASweetShortCake]

@@lordrathut Yes

[@makz2700]

@@lordrathut yes

[@AkoTE.]

@@lordrathut Yes

[@randomgamer4458]

I’d love to just be walking around the house, and I hear in the other room “Why was I created this way.” I legitimately would want to have one.

[@mxerror404]

"My Roomba dummy thicc and the clap of it's asscheecks keeps it from moving stealthily" I think I broke my lung

[@bryantaborga9021]

Whats the timestamp bc Im trying to find it 🤣🤣

[@SamJ-hi7rz]

@@bryantaborga9021 6:20

[@davidchenoweth3457]

Why do you only have one lung?

[@mxerror404]

@@davidchenoweth3457 Easy answer, I'm a demon

[@bryannarayne1021]

LMAO

[@benhermoni2105]

Great robot, now build a screaming roomba

[@Lilithe]

@@J4c0bs My cats always run from the machine that screams and eats at the same time.

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

Use the keemstar screaming for 10 hours clip

[@e-tan3911]

@@Lilithe so my dog, then?

[@just_toasted]

Roomba goes by door All you hear:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@awesomeGuss]

Yessssssssss. Micheal do that😂😂

[@PtylerBeats]

Guy: Proposes an idea to move the roomba upstairs Michael: “Have you thought about 2 Roombas?”

[@JustDestiny260]

Lmao michael is right tho. A mechanical arm to lift and move a roomba to a higher elevation? Really? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Maybe if the roomba could scale stairs but tbh the issue isn’t really going up, it’s coming back down

[@wesselbeer8041]

“Have you thought about two roombas” this just shows how intelligent Michael is compared to the ordinary man

[@sR1k]

That's how brainstorming is done in a typical engineer work day.

[@mortennielsen9273]

"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs?" "Nonono... More like Jesus." Never change.

[@mrstranger1334]

Jesus is not god

[@TheTupel]

Honestly water into wine is waay less inventive as this is

[@cataclysmicat9551]

MrStranger 13 hell yeah he is xdxdxdxd

[@B4N5TER]

Should have said "I'm not comparing myself to Steve Jobs... I'm comparing Steve Jobs to me.

[@Echs_D33]

That’s John sesa not morten nielsen.

[@creeperproof2]

a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down

[@daronpopin9881]

Yes

[@0f44]

Thats hard

[@xeiio8122]

Yes

[@sharkman4530]

LmAo

[@alphastar12]

400th like let’s go

[@chipmunk3k]

I’ve watched this too many times and I’m still laughing at it

[@ChaosPhoenix11]

I just found this and I cannot stop laughing

[@Torauma_Yume]

The roomba switches from an anime girl to a grown man in record time and i love it

[@xllYumellxChan]

A Roomba that moans when it hits a wall. BDSM edition

[@gretchenogden8157]

*hits wall* HARDER DADDY

[@adtrlthegamer7449]

YES!!

[@Josue-qu7ln]

I mean, if you like that, more power to ya, but uh...N o t h a n k s l o l

[@rzxv3]

add lilypichu’s voice especially

[@Avatarodin]

* hits a wall * *mmmmm*

[@KramerKSF]

It’s 3 am and all you hear is: FUUUUUUUUUCK

[@painfulguess9429]

that would backfire

[@dawgthascool1593]

I heard that everynight.

[@Quartx130]

Same! It's 3:26 at my place

[@kam_s33]

I wouldn’t even be mad

[@mccheetahkat3379]

luckykiller9000 RBLX *I was eating and I almost choked*

[@tomibby]

don't give a shit if this videos 3 years old, it's still one of the best ideas ever, the scene round the table where everyones trying desperetly to keep a straight face had me in stitches, not only a great video, but a great product

[@StochastischeDrift]

Are you retarded?

[@casmar2042]

“One day, I hope to be even half the innovator Michael Reeves is.” - Steve Jobs

[@allanshpeley4284]

- Michael Scott

[@iwaswithyourmum]

"I'M A ROOMBA! FUUUUUCK!" I died laughing at that point

[@dartmoncometh]

Timestamp?

[@iwaswithyourmum]

@@dartmoncometh 8:40

[@restingmonolith7252]

@@dartmoncometh 8:40

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

Literally read this as it happened in the video

[@ChocolateMooseGaming]

"What is my purpose?" "To clean dirt" "FUUUUUUUCK"

[@connertierney2811]

When you become a billionaire from mass production of screaming vacuums.

[@sinuema2276]

Its a roomba

[@connertierney2811]

I am aware of that

[@paulemilrk]

And you didn't even build the vacuums yourself, that is innovation.

[@thatonehaven5629]

Icosmo I’m not exaggerating at all. I want one. I would definitely buy this.

[@yatox8]

Somewhere in this world (michaels hd) exists high quality sound clips... of Ian screaming. It's a crime against humanity it has not been shared for us to use as phone alarms.

[@bitboi6541]

having Maxmoefoe for the voice lines was perfect, he's a massive legend

[@alero8605]

"Now on the kid friendly mode." *Violent screaming* "Screams are kid friendly."

[@quindao4431]

No the lack of swearing is kid friendly and no I get the joke I'm just trying to take the fun out of it

[@paleface171]

Hey why not, when they are young enough all they do is scream, sometimes bloody murder.

[@clammaster4]

have you ever seen a kid all it does is scream

[@kathan4271]

In 5 years, this guys either gonna be homeless, or a multi billionaire.

[@AceCmbatguy25]

Or both so basically looking like elon musk

[@vel9382]

a homeless billionaire

[@Zoe-rr8wj]

I really wanna like this comment but I cant ruin the perfect number

[@jemimasiason6267]

Zoe Well you can now

[@Star-vh4cs]

@@Zoe-rr8wj i know its 911 i cant like it

[@bread846]

Lily has the perfect scream

[@The_Novu]

Lady at the desk thinking "am I experiencing third impact" lmfao

[@atillabalci809]

“14 year old arrested for bringing a bomb into Target”

[@jcrawlox109]

"or 34"*

[@jacobrodriguez4100]

Berkant Balci he’s like 21

[@kingsempire4270]

All of the above

[@dr.nostalgia526]

Michael is beyond age

[@sirmorp8662]

He's 12

[@SunsetAlgorithm]

A toilet that says "MMMmmmmMmmmphhh" when you use it

[@edwinmedina9841]

Lol

[@maralshahpour1278]

AaaAaAaaAaAAAaAaAaAaaaaaAaa sHeS dIrTy!!

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

FUCK YOU

[@xelachrono7930]

"I'm a thirsty little flower"

[@soupdispenser655]

No

[@ietonewowoi3053]

I appreciate that Chelsea not only had to yell at William but also Michael. Will of the warrior

[@muhammedsonmez7886]

*Robotnox is the cheapest and best on the market damn why is this not mentioned*

[@xKabutey]

6:21 “My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily”

[@niravdoorgapershad8083]

I died at that part

[@RonuPlays]

"What is my purpose?" "You scream when you bump into things" "Oh my god"

[@calvincubernsneakerhead7554]

RonuPlays Ricc n morty

[@chaoticcar6231]

its not "Oh my god" its "OW F*** GOD F***ING DAMMIT"

[@bruhnova8917]

10,000 iq comment

[@Zack_Zander]

7:40 “OW! WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY?!”

[@gayboi6340]

Nice reference

[@fourierbird]

The design is very human

[@Jay_Reyes]

i know that reference

[@CoenWilson1]

It’s so funny hearing Lily do that voice because there’s a KZbinr who uses her voice for a wholesome character that goes on adventures with the main character.

[@brunobucciarati6155]

Imagine a Roomba that yells in Gordon Ramsay's voice

[@adog3129]

IT'S RAAAWW

[@lunahetfield]

Boober Fraggle i wish it exists

[@apollomars1678]

THE LAMB SOUCE

[@darkgurl4218]

**hits the wall** *YOU FUCKING DONKEY*

[@EmergencyL0tion]

Boober Fraggle “MY GRANDMA CAN DO A BETTER JOB AND SHES DEAD”

[@skilll898]

“I hate every single one of you” -Micheal Reeves

[@blackhead8222]

Your mom

[@everythingtheone6110]

michAEl reeves!

[@tristancasserole2288]

He loves his fans so much 😆

[@FetishonyoutubeURL]

Tanaja M “This is why I don’t play with you guys anymore.” -Bigjigglypanda 2017 Subject:Mario kart.

[@General_C]

I deadass made that my senior quote. Only because I know full well if I didn't make it a quote from someone else that my school wouldn't accept it.

[@nevinjimenez321]

It's funny to think this is the first interaction we get of micheal and Lily on video...I think

[@zachrowe1511]

Michael: “now we’re on the kid friendly mode!” Roomba: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”

[@theomegablade6415]

it wants out of its life

[@jazztastic2521]

I read this right before it happened 🤣

[@MrCelego007]

@@jazztastic2521 SAME XD

[@W4LD0_R]

i laughed so much on that ONE Moment

[@DarlingX]

@@jazztastic2521 Same xD

[@stials22]

Me: sleeping peacefully Roomba: *RUNS INTO THE WALL* Also roomba: AHHHHHH WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY

[@gladiatormarcellus2078]

JUST FUCKING LET ME SLEEP

[@josephpetrikov1286]

I'd just wake up and chuckle

[@Willlive032]

Blue petrikov well I mean the first couple times yea but after the 10th time you may wanna turn down the volume or turn it off at night

[@Kartoffelkamm]

I just found this channel, and honestly, I love the idea of a screaming Roomba. Also, I'd love for it to scream like GrayStillPlays. This pure, soul-crushing agony when he just barely fails a level for the umpteenth time would be amazing.

[@virtuedreamer6623]

Like he said, very easy to make yourself and import files to, looks like it just needs a speaker, some kind of file storage system like a phone or MP3 player, and connection to a/the obstacle sensor.

[@abraruralam3534]

"Have you thought about 2 roombas?" That was so politely put, it almost manages to not hurt your ego....almost.

[@gracecalis5421]

"Roomba that screams when it bumps into stuff" **Roomba gets hit** **Roomba immediately has existential crisis**

[@raine-master-of-potatos]

Detroit become roomba

[@pandorascrow]

Me

[@lunamoon3336]

THAT IS ME

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

*AH GOD WHY WAS I CREATED!?*

[@potatoecouch2732]

@@raine-master-of-potatos 2 more likes

[@donovanthomas9572]

I think it’s awesome that he met his future girlfriend by having her voice a roomba.

[@Jeffrydounut]

Lilypichu?

[@artist._.4857]

Wow yea lol

[@artist._.4857]

Jeffry Dounut you don’t know? Lol I found out yesterday

[@artist._.4857]

Donovan Thomas it was actually after the Japan trip she said it herself

[@Case2_0]

Artist TDS wat, they’ve been dating since February

[@pandaiscool9552]

I often think this is the best video on the internet

[@P1augeD0c]

Frfr

[@WesleyP75loveshoustonsports]

I would totally buy this...

[@P1augeD0c]

Yea...

[@Adrian-gm7pn]

Imagine being home alone and hearing FUUUUUUUUCK out of nowhere

[@spinachlegs3276]

Next horror movie

[@captain_noo]

@@spinachlegs3276 lmao

[@nimbusws5946]

Caged Freedom attack of the roombas

[@Dustpetro]

I'd yell back "you good bro?" lmao

[@edemwolf1226]

Yes

[@Ender436]

“Screams are kid friendly” Best quote ever

[@callmeastaire5700]

Ender436 "good screams"

[@setenabled]

i have a kid and i can confirm

[@callmeastaire5700]

Okay, Maxine

[@lucasmucas9072]

Well considering let’s players exist this is very true

[@caitlinj9136]

4:27

[@andrewcorsello1706]

You are so gifted. Please don't stop. Ever.

[@sonicx0846]

5:17 Sayu swearing

[@rokbayl3417]

Just imagine a thief breaking into this guy home only to hear human blood curling screams.

[@gamingwithdudealt]

I was dying enough you just made me die even more

[@Mayu_Listen_to_my_Song]

Rokbay L precicly why id but one XD

[@yoyo54027]

between the tazer carpet, drone swarm, roomba that screams, youtube buddy cannon, tazer camera, and short unhinged crackhead hawaiian any thief is just screwed

[@finnstark673]

True fear

[@swwetsour7697]

"My Roomba is dumby T H I C C and the clap of its ass is keeping it from moving stealthily." -Michael Reeves

[@snazzymask9620]

6:21

[@opninjadude9__513]

its dummy thicc not dumby you uncultured swine.

[@swwetsour7697]

@@opninjadude9__513 ;w;

[@thegooobley1993]

@@opninjadude9__513 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6aki5d_f66fbtE

[@thelordofcream]

*DUMBY*

[@h4xx3rr]

Your videos always cheer me up and help me de-stress. Keep being yourself, your weird videos keep me sane on bad days 💯💯💯💯

[@fullofbullets58]

“I am an unholy chimera of metal and suffering, my entire existence is a testament to the cruelty of mankind” Jesus

[@youknowwhat6873]

*Michael* : Hits the Roomba *Sykkuno voice* : Umm what can I say , people just don't like me that much

[@brittaniaaaa]

LMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@illusionq8y497]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MAAAAAAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zayontenorio1738]

OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@eagleds1129]

Sub to him

[@itsallaboutmolly]

YESSSSSS OMG

[@Roviett]

He trapped a girl in a Roomba and let her out once she agreed to being his grilfriend

[@clifisboring]

Why doesn’t this work for me

[@stuck_in_walmart7656]

Grilfriend?? GRILFRIEND?

[@geekdoms]

Yeah, I can’t believe he’s dating Maxmoefoe

[@haasithgarapati8261]

HarvestedSoul Yup. He and Lily are in a relationship.

[@PatelArpitt]

r/cursedcomments

[@alexch9007]

My friend hates to admit this to her friends, but this was her favorite Christmas present. kzbin.infoUgkx8ISPQRRAfpAaX4msGjyodObTBnlj4T5g While I used to do the floors, since she hated doing them, this has changed things in our house. In one easy to use motion it sucks, dampens, cleans and dries the floor with a super clean and walk on a minute later surface. Load up the tank with solution and water to make it ready is about all you have to do. The big tank setting will do our kitchen, dinning room, hallway and entry with no problems.We do a light vacuum or sweep first to get rid of the big stuff, but if you floor isn't that bad, you wouldn't have too. We have kids, dog, neighbor kids, and winter crud, so our floors are usually that bad. It will handle anything, but just gets dirty faster and more hair is why we might get the big stuff. We can do everything from pulling it out to sucking to cleaned up in about 30 minutes, so it makes it quick and easy. Biggest thing is the floors are pretty much dry after you move the vacuum over them. No tracking, waiting, or foot prints everywhere. Cleaning is easy with sink rinse and let it air out a bit to dry. 5 minutes to cleanup and set to dry.I give credit to my sister, as she is a professional clean freak and this is her baby with about 1,000 sft of floor that has to be cleaned. She LOVES this and that is why we now have one. Great buy!

[@giga_slayer]

Roomba is done fucking around. Roomba has had enough.

[@meatdress8111]

Make a mirror that insults you when you use it and put it in a target.

[@chipfaircloth2336]

Please do this.

[@hafidzrazman5365]

god damn this one is gold

[@juno2884]

That's useless! People already do that...

[@HP-qd6qe]

London Tipton got that covered

[@WangleLine]

Please do this :D

[@boi8328]

A drone with a speaker that follows you around and interrupts you whenever you try to talk by reciting a paragraph from a random Wikipedia page.

[@flavourruling2162]

The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic...

[@starman2995]

Or get it to say what you said with a slight delay so that you can't actually speak.

[@tylerolszewski2228]

Or just interrupts you with the entire Wikipedia page for cock and ball torture

[@udreams_9532]

Everyone in this comment section is a genius

[@gangganguwu6219]

Tyler Olszewski yes

[@Spozinbro]

3:46 "how likely would you be to adopt this into your household?" "AAAAH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

[@fangorn40]

I subscribed to your channel and liked this video and after watching it for just 37 seconds... That's how certain I am that I'm going to love this channel...

[@mewz2034]

Micheal: “The world isn’t ready for this Roomba yet...” Every person he asked: “I would 100% buy this for my house.”

[@L4sket]

*Every person he asked and showed in the video

[@lily8162]

I would sell my soul for this beautiful machine.

[@lagzalotgt5707]

Merwe Scholtz me too. If I had a soul

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

Astrod Girl You can just take their soul and sell it

[@quantibility]

Right . His audience would.. thats hands down the product and should copyright quick.

[@annnnnndrey]

Make a robot that detects when someone is saying something emotional and reacts by laughing.

[@th3mon]

It's not definitely a trash video! I had a FUN watching this. Thank you!

[@tsuki2505]

Michael: And this is how I met your mom. kids

[@nelperrov3438]

Top quality comment

[@sketchyaxolotl8168]

Danny Lok met*

[@33Verst]

This is the original comment, I saw a nother that was like this he maybe copied ur idea lol

[@hugoguh1]

*made

[@maclaganse449]

Lilypichi

[@Ayr1n_0]

"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUCK!"

[@KarmaTheKing]

69th like. RIP that number.

[@rubyprincess7473]

Omg😂

[@gachasnookie639]

344th like

[@NekoEchoflower]

I wonder if Michael and Lilly would've gotten together if the chat didn't bully Michael into making the roomba

[@alexandersechrist4747]

Man I’d love to see what your up to now man your definitely a genius!

[@chronostech6470]

Micheal Reeves is a poor Tony Stark change my mind.

[@The_Engie]

Tony stark actually creates useful technology Unlike Micheal :dab:

[@imunoriginal382]

12 year old Tony Stark*

[@crydegolem4135]

Tony dies because of his ‘family’. Michael will die because of his viewers.

[@hamishroberts9481]

Rip tony

[@sergeantkarl9824]

Cryde Golem fuck you dude im about to watch endgame!

[@lexiesmh8927]

What if you build - *hear me out* - a toaster that screams when your toast is done

[@m.ivyluna4632]

Lexie Smh The toaster screams in more and more agony as the toast keeps cooking Tell eventually the toast is done and it just whimpers in pain tell you get the toast out

[@m.ivyluna4632]

midén olympus Oooffff I was thinking like torture... like military

[@georgewashington7384]

midén olympus interesting way of thinking of it but you’re not wrong

[@carlossoto2366]

Lexie Smh your profile picture suits your idea

[@nootaboot7042]

Or moans as if it’s jerking off then when the toast comes out it’s like nutting

[@nightmarenewedge4033]

I miss content and comedy like this on KZbin more than anything, this is peak entertainment, I’ve been watching it since the video came out and it truly doesn’t get old

[@damnjuliet]

This never gets old

[@meleynawilker4608]

Mmm, good. Now lets see a vacuum that makes choking sounds

[@noahfraser-oickle8356]

Meleyna Wilker mine already does😂

[@Trainlover-ki4vg]

Or it could screams

[@GiskardRevenlov]

*NO*

[@krtiticalwatermelon1685]

There is a new line "Don't kink shame me damn it"

[@xxselenaxx2142]

Yes!!!!!!!

[@deepblue1987]

Where’s our chair that moans when you sit on it MICHAEL

[@bradleypettis7014]

Anna Stripinis damn

[@bradleypettis7014]

Anna Stripinis that sucks

[@insert6190]

I am that chair jk

[@kingvood_5831]

Deep Blue “where’s”

[@republicofuwu5237]

TechnoGuz GD Yes

[@stupidratt]

the screams the screams haunt me they sounded less like angre and more like torment

[@TheAmerthyst]

i ended up looking this video up years later to resend to my sis haha still love it XD

[@frostlemoncake]

From the chill Samourai Champloo music to Michael being a funny and brillant crackhead to the roomba being the funniest thing Ive seen in my life and the reaction from real customers laughing. This is a Masterpiece. I want 3 of those so that I can feel less lonely.

[@brianorozco1074]

1964: In the Future, there’s going to be flying cars! 2019: Screaming Roombas

[@vis5293]

Atleast there are roombas now

[@mylesbarnes8230]

Brian Orozco can niggas stop with this 1900’s flying car joke like dumbass we’re not in 2012 get an original joke you fuck

[@Grimpatra]

.................. unoriginal

[@hmm-hz4xz]

Imagine your tryna sleep and you hear your roomba start screaming in the middle of the night.

[@lord__pasta]

"fffffuuuUUuUUUuUUuuUUU!!" Soup.

[@jurassicborncarno5978]

Then you wake up it's in your room living with your parents then IT MAKES SEX NOISES

[@IlTriga]

Bluejay and Friends u

[@somedumbgayplantboi3012]

I'd eather scream, or start laughing

[@ghostofsilence2697]

id wake up laughing my ass off

[@pinguigreen]

this video is 4 years old, and i still love it

[@Schwepss1]

Each time i think i evolved beyond the trivial toilet humor i always revert back to this cursed video, and i remember that i would buy 5 swearing roombas just to pitch them against each other while i get drunk on the couch

[@classymonkey_]

I can just imagine me waking up in the middle of the night to "FUUUUUCK, WHY WAS I CREATD THIS WAY!!"

[@darkmanafest63]

Totally should have used the sound bit of the scammer from the chocolate episode of spongebob. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

[@96corollawithjustkindofaba73]

“I’m a roomba! FUCK!”

[@lastyear9835]

Man that’s so true

[@aodtonix]

I can't believe this guy is dating his roomba. What a madlad

[@GyarinChannel]

kinky

[@captainnashy5382]

no

[@Leofi223]

i love this comment

[@hamzahkhan4067]

This is underrated.

[@YourLocalNavy45]

This is fucking awesome

[@polyamorus_potato]

im wiping tears of joy rn its BEAUTIFULLLLL

[@unknownyt_3]

3:04 just shot a whole bunch of nostalgia through my chest

[@genericgoat]

You should make a Canadian Roomba that says "sorry" anytime it hits something.

[@theyoungconservation]

Totally agree

[@BryanAgapito]

YES

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Yeah, this one needs a friend.

[@OnlySushiCat]

"Excuse me" can work too?

[@kevinheckeler]

I think you mean "surry"

[@DeepFreeze172]

"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" The funniest sequence of words I've heard all day.

[@bukanmatin5973]

The romba is better be dead, they're suffering. Life is a neverending suffering for them where they have to eat dust and bump their heads into walls all the time. F for respect

[@apersonthingy]

“My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily.”

[@toyvolt7131]

From what movie that scream is? I want it for my screaming RC car

[@MrMogi-zg2ud]

I was about to like this, but then I saw it was at 420 likes.

[@JoMiMi_h]

F

[@therealSaulGoodman6]

This is fun and all, but you should really built a Roomba that screams every time it bumpes into something

[@ilikejelloyay208]

I haven’t seen this in a couple years. I definitely need one of these.

[@kalu9899]

Make a door that locks itself when you go near it

[@__prometheus__]

Imagine putting that in a jail and just baiting the inmates 😂

[@comicalcatastrophe1865]

OMG YES

[@Kevn808]

Please do this

[@rosstriestodraw]

A sensitive door that doesn’t like to be opened

[@JackUFN]

But then unlocks when it detects that you've walked away

[@TmSpeedy0407]

Imagine an entire room filled with these smashing into one another for the rest of their lives screaming in agony.

[@simonrose751]

get him to do this. maybe some of his patreons that know how to do that shit could help him with the production of them

[@jonahwizard1]

It's easy if you try (make 20 of these)

[@chucklesdeclown8819]

I hope reeves sees this.

[@awolgamming7793]

Fuck yes

[@gangganguwu6219]

Ahem you mean a fighting ring?

[@NuclearPhysix]

I love you man. I would buy that robot any time. You are a genius.

[@mapletreegames9053]

I watch this every time it comes up in my recommended and i still get a good kick out of it lol

[@ryannagel1764]

Amazon Alexa with ptsd and randomly screams at night

[@melonhead6769]

I'd buy that

[@SchizoRetard]

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[@joshblack269]

Ryan Nagel yes yes yes yes yes

[@adkinsindustries4534]

I believe it’s called, Tourette’s XD

[@colbysmith4002]

JTurnJames that’s not funny

[@ryanm.191]

imagine trying to sleep and this just screaming and swearing in the distance from downstairs

[@bombermanking]

I’m pretty sure you can have it not vacuum and go off it’s base. Right? I’ve never owned one so I don’t really know.

[@reesefx684]

and then it suddenly stops

[@shawnreddy7911]

@@jareddavis4099 sometimes certain countries and states give you more for what you pay in terms of housing

[@shawnreddy7911]

@@jareddavis4099 oh dude unlucky

[@huntedapples722]

Reminds me of my childhood... ahh those were the days!

[@roosesjooces2104]

Knowing that those Target customers and employees were most certainly not paid makes this so much better.

[@OriginalSniperLol]

i keep rewatching your vids since 2019 lmao

[@gulanakrawi60]

He’s like a Tom Holland on drugs

[@chocoblocko9cb991]

Yeah

[@xeiio8122]

True

[@sleepwalking3345]

And american lmao

[@siccdoggo3383]

And dino nuggets

[@datboi7860]

Straight ғᴀᴄᴛs

[@tysonsommerville175]

Need to make a Canadian one. When it bumps into things its just "oops" "sorry" "pardon me" "just gonna sneeeaaaak passed ya"

[@valkyriemedic]

Maybe like a Charlie Berens version? Yes I know he's not Canadian, but upper midwest is close enough.

[@devonhowse966]

I take no offence to this we do say sorry alot

[@fuckologic1202]

I'm suspecting one of my friends that he might be a Canadian He literally apologised to the sidewalk curb when he tripped on it yesterday

[@malpurposes]

Fuckologic That's fucking amazing

[@haydenadams6606]

Out of the way bud

[@jonnycarcano]

That's fucking awesome, man. That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

[@beta1809]

“...and that kids, is how I met your mother”

[@matthewcoates5533]

Yep

[@spaceyishere0]

wait WHA-

[@crumbuster5513]

Lol

[@coolkid76lol]

...

[@ftggtftggt9713]

What was the se- nevermind

[@cicnnuggit3440]

the two voice options: Middle age man Loli

[@user-ii6yf1cj6h]

Perfect... Just what I wanted

[@someoneonearthh]

Thulium *unzips dick*

[@xaveryconcepcion8904]

Loli I’m a cultured yet simple man

[@explosionloli6340]

Perfect

[@Intruder63]

@@someoneonearthh r/cursedcomments