Michelle Wolf - Tattoo Reminders

#MichelleWolf on getting fired, the obesity rate in the states, and the things she would tattoo on her body.
#MichelleWolfStandUp at the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec in 2014.
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[@keydaniels]

"Your dad is never going to be proud of you", DAAAAMN!!!😂

[@TheKrilicious]

I know. There's a difference between making a joke and attempted assassination

[@steptoeedwall2349]

I've been loving these clips of Michelle Wolf. I wish she would've gotten a better response from the audience sometimes

[@spicygroggy]

yeah for real. I honestly am wondering if they're just...not getting the joke sometimes?

[@elroysworldFR]

Some of these jokes were really witty.. I'm assuming the audience just didn't want to think.. which sucks.. the "obesity climbed" joke was hilarious.. and yet the crowd was mostly silent.. it's kind of sad..

[@arikakarin2323]

I think it is the mic.. its for these platform.. I want to hear her.. not the audience

[@kyleteodecki7478]

@@elroysworldFR honestly I felt like she was either taking too long of a pause between jokes, or she didn't stay in the bit long enough. Like she was still in the process of learning how to time her material to the audience. Looking at some of her more recent stuff, you can definitely tell she has that down and her comedy has benefitted ten fold

[@cassmcgee8813]

@@spicygroggy lmao

[@WitsEndProductions]

"I want to move to San Francisco and start a group of girls called The Bay Gals who get together and eat bagels." KILLED me! Thank you!

[@scottgray493]

Totally brilliant....she is incredibly adept at expressing what we all recognize but can't really put into relatable words....

[@lunchbag_larry]

yeah "hey what kind of butt stuff do you do?" really gets to the essence of our ultimately unrelatable qualia

[@parychahal]

"That's how England feels" LOL

[@Bekinditcostsnothing]

I'm English, she's right, we love to laugh at the US, they make our mistakes look like minor hiccups by compassion. It's like we're the awkward guy at a party but then a drunk idiot walks in and vomits on himself and we don't feel so bad. 😂

[@Vohlfied]

"How's math and science?" Low key hard truf

[@nathanhill2044]

Her wink Is diamond.

[@ketercognitohazard]

I am a huge fan of this woman! She is so damn funny. But, even beyond that, she is clever and eloquent. I would definitely suggest that you look up other clips of her. She is consistently a delight to watch.

[@danofiremano]

". . . Two Of Us Haven't Been Doing Our Job (?!?)." Hahahaha!

[@kmeadows100]

I love how the last bit was a prolonged set up for "shin". Never thought I'd spit my coffee out for a punchline that was just the word "shin."

[@asecretchannel4135]

Omfg her diabetes joke is probably the only thing that helps me get the difference b/w Type 1 & 2 straight.

[@bif53]

I really love Michelle Wolf. She knocked them dead at the white house thing too! Very talented! And attractive

[@metalandstoneworker2345]

She knocked her career dead at the Whitehouse thing. She literally martyred her career due to TDS.

[@bedwaaqcawsgurow6401]

The shin joke was clever.

[@ytonaona]

I'm not native English speaker, could you explain that joke to me ?

[@tayfun_sen]

@@ytonaona shin is name of a part of the leg, but her friend had the tattoo on her wrist

[@jmason33]

I feel like she did the whole thing of going around her body with different tattoos, just to build to that.

[@hotricky1976]

Best thing about Michelle besides being hilarious is that she giggles on her own jokes! It’s so cute!

[@mmjhcb]

rick L No it isn't. That's amateurish.

[@hotricky1976]

You are entitled to think whatever you want and so am I .

[@mmjhcb]

Thanks. I didn't know that.

[@hotricky1976]

RMPsumma you are welcome.

[@mmjhcb]

rick L 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@mattwarwick8135]

She is sensational. Just watched maybe 4 clips. I'll be chasing more now, she is brilliant.

[@aspyr5681]

Can't figure out why she's so attractive? Is it the honesty?

[@mikesmith-pj7xz]

Can’t be the voice😎

[@JanFWeh]

Figured it out. Too low standards.

[@garrettlowell7637]

It’s your glasses. Probably need to clean the spray paint off of the lenses. And open your eyes.

[@cookieDaXapper]

.....to the shrewd observer, Intelligence is an attractive trait. PEACE family.

[@mrsevenjr5869]

I mean she don’t look that bad

[@gemmaniye9035]

That progressed into so much laughter. Michelle is a comedy gem!

[@e-maree6570]

Anyone else get female Tim Curry vibes!?! I just realised that's who she reminds me of. It's a high compliment!

[@thirael]

skeptical in the begining, in tears by the end

[@MrKamawe]

This is not who you want roasting you. Why am I just learning about her ? 🤣🤣😂

[@elainaswanson4364]

Michelle is the exact kind of lady I try to be friends with

[@rajkrishan3092]

I would tattoo ' don't slit here ' 😂... just a gentle reminder

[@MrSFblack]

"All these tattoos are gonna hurt your chances of finding a man, you better be ready to 'SHINE'!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnIZaUWL]

Where Michelle been the past year 🤔🤔🤔 I F’ing miss her!

[@boblowney]

comedians are so smart.

[@ThemGrayJackel]

I wish they would put a time stamp of when the clip was filmed.

[@spencerleblanc]

The description says 2014

[@grey2684]

the joke with england and usa crack me up!

[@deaneaton8105]

She should so NOT have been fired. We'll miss THE BREAK so much...

[@vincentvalentin5412]

She said in an interview that they didn't actually cancel the show. Netflix only bought 10 episodes and they knew that was going to be the whole thing.

[@aabracadavra]

This comment section makes me re-evaluate my sexuality. Never truly knew men have such low self esteem and high ego at the same time. I guess some stereotypes are usefull.

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

Maybe not adapt generalizing mind set.

[@helenatube]

@SpaghettiandSauce You're so sad it's funny.

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

I guess we're reading a different comment section, or perhaps you just have an agenda and will find your confirmation bias everywhere you look. Garden variety virtue signaler hypocrite says "some stereotypes are useful." Yep.

[@MLBlue30]

@@thelastmanonearth2631 Destroying comment sections with facts, logic, and buzzwords must be hard work for a keyboard warrior such as yourself.

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

@@MLBlue30 oh the irony

[@parychahal]

More of her, less of Amy Schumer please

[@jdiaz092009]

The Gold Life Fuck Amy Schumer!

[@susboi8211]

The Gold Life less of both, please.

[@tommytimp]

Because we can only have on e female comedian at a time? Fuck that. Give me more of both.

[@bonstockage3745]

Good! - i was lolling out loud there

[@jamesbutterson5218]

She Rocks 👊💨💚

[@NetworkEngineer]

I'm so proud of you Joslyn!

[@nojusticejustus5729]

Awesome correspondents dinner... You go wolf!

[@metalandstoneworker2345]

Ya, awesomely destroyed her career.

[@jeaniebird999]

At first I was like, "Hey, WTF is up with that title, asshole!" Oh, I get it!

[@larryaccardo3134]

I'm a fan! I love her attitude and delivery.

[@CliffRooks]

I. Love. Her.

[@prasathgj]

Love how one of the earlier jokes reprise again at the end 🔥🔥🔥

[@frederickmeens3701]

She is hilarious.

[@quicksite]

She is so original--- loving more and more of her comedy

[@heyysimone]

I wanna give him a hickey on his clavicle i guess? Hahahhaa

[@HenryFrederick]

0:30 Prophetic...

[@Amy-gn6zw]

🤗 She slays.

[@chipmunktubetop]

She fuckin' rocks.

[@brodyhill1449]

Michelle, one-of-a-kind humor and one-of-a-kind beauty.

[@brodyhill1449]

Travis Compared to your unintentional clowns of comedy on your side, I can see why you're bitter. Conways, Chucklebeast and DrumpfMuff are laughing at you for stealing $1.5 Trillion and stiffing you with the bill. Priceless.

[@brodyhill1449]

Travis Hahaha. No accounting for bad taste or having no funny bone. And before you answer, I don't give a shit about your opinion. LOL.

[@brodyhill1449]

Travis Many people say we are witnessing the collapse of the American Empire and emergence of or transition to a de facto plutocracy or participatory fuedalism. Either way, mega-merging countries will evolve.

[@davidshuff2700]

Watching the back of her head bob and down is the only beautiful part about her

[@brodyhill1449]

David Shuff A fantasy that will be contained in your synapses.

[@3as1]

If I got a tattoo on my wrist, it would.say "drink water ".

[@JerKur18]

I like how she connected the jokes. Real clever material. Her delivery was a bit flat though, but I was engaged to see where the jokes were going nonetheless.

[@jhjacobs81]

She could read the bible and it still crack me over 😂 this woman is pure awesomeness!

[@johnquinn456]

Thumb up, again and again!!!!

[@kaptainzdragon5478]

Her whole demeanor is so gd adorable. I died at the guy with no neck joke.

[@flickercrab5704]

Michelle Wolf is an American Treasure!

[@australia882]

Great job lady

[@thatwetfire]

Michelle Wolf Rocks!!!!

[@milton112]

I love this girl, soooooo funny.

[@Controllerbreaker]

milton112 Not funny at all. Women suck at comedy

[@Jaym4]

Controllerbreaker wow don’t let those conservative values hit you out the door

[@Controllerbreaker]

J M what ?

[@edemaio13]

Liberals don't think she's funny either...humor isn't determined by your politics.

[@way2dumb]

shes funny as

[@RealestUrbanism]

TDS was often mediocre but this is amazing

[@HenryFrederick]

Netflix canceled​ her show!!!

[@zgridi]

I love you Michelle.

[@richardkuda321]

Your dad never going to be proud. Lol

[@gracelee7530]

She must be protected at all costs !

[@KingTutsMTtomb]

Wow. Great set

[@dimitri.l.clark.5132]

Michelle is wonderful.

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

More Michelle Wolf, please!

[@protectbodythetans]

I fucking love this woman

[@UnOeufff]

The more I watch Michelle Wolf the more attractive she becomes.

[@cacaucosta2208]

Ano de 2022...Descobri Michelle Wolf! Adoreiiiii

[@danih2444]

That was actually very funny! The best I’ve ever seen her. And her voice wasn’t as shrill.

[@zohebsuleman1678]

Awesome!!

[@jameswest545]

She kills man!

[@RK-ep8qy]

England’s fatter, 2/3 of us are overweight compared to 1/3 of America but our education and healthcare is still better ✊

[@branon6565]

Ropsana Khanom ....don't you have socialized healthcare? If so, you're healthcare system SUCKS....

[@TheNervousnation]

haha

[@ChrisPeck-niganma]

I used to cringe at the sound of her voice but now I can almost say I love it.

[@henggaraed]

ikr, after the first few seconds of the first clip I watched it I never even payed much attention cos everything she said was golden

[@mireilledischer3380]

‘make your weakness your strength’ shoulda been one of her tatoos.

[@jayb1014_]

Same!

[@petech3975]

I heart Michelle!

[@SailorGreenTea]

2:17, type two are like what?

[@mnm-jr]

Well done

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

The last bit was killer

[@scribe56]

Love her.

[@batbullet3315]

She was so adorable

[@algee8415]

Woolf Woolf Woolf!

[@franciscopatino7546]

I'm a comic just starting out in LA, and that's what you call a "tight 6". Nighsss set, Michelle. Yoah fuckin funny : "because I'mma woman who cannot be caged", awesome (I see you with Myers, too). And why am i writing as if I believe you'll ever read this, and feel flattered ?.....I dunno..........oh yeah, maybe because I'll "see it when I believe it", or some other such nonsense.

[@jasonland455]

Cute and funny nice video

[@bman6065]

He lost his neck! I bet Goldberg would love that one

[@miggyz9052]

As an alcoholic that is so true

[@newyorkstatewhiskeyandpipe9605]

She is my new favorite commedienne

[@mitchellmiranda3295]

The female Lenny Bruce of the 2000's.

[@Iroxinping]

she is funny and cute lol

[@talytasbarcelos]

yes i have seen it. yes i will watch it again.

[@viklondon3466]

Talyta Barcelos yes I wonder who the f you are talking to and yes i wonder who cares?

[@talytasbarcelos]

Vik London i wonder about that too. so cool. let's be friends so we can share more of our thoutghts on it since we both do that.

[@dejayrezme8617]

She awesome

[@SHA-Menswork]

She didn't get her dues! She should be in the hall of fame. Perhaps cause she is a woman she didn't get the credit she deserves

[@montywolfe8900]

Love her

[@mohona.b]

Michelle Wolf is so good; why was the audience response so lukewarm? Ugh

[@googlyguys]

The only tattoo I want is fivehead on my forehead

[@ChrisSmith-tu9bu]

I love her so much

[@dianeshannon7988]

Your very funny I'm English and not offended at all shine 9n

[@nii_amart]

Funny, smart and beautiful...triple threat right there...👏🏽👏🏽

[@alexzombie2585]

Funny? Smart?? Beautiful??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adrianmarquez8345]

I don’t think you know what those words mean.

[@adayinthelife5772]

Looks loke mike myers brother.

[@Hat_achu]

She’s like if Mabel Pines grew up

[@MichaelMassimino]

To be fair, Michelle should have gotten a tattoo on her shin that said wrist

[@tudormiller8898]

She's so cute. ♥️

[@appolloian]

forget this crowd

[@wildman2012]

Really, not very responsive. It's like they're all waiting for a bus or something.

[@susboi8211]

Wildman2012 well she isn't that funny.

[@CBlargh]

It's Montreal. None of them speak English. Not sure why they bothered...

[@robglenn4844]

Maybe it felt a little odd to them to laugh at Fat-America jokes in front of an American? Also, some US-specific references like the Alamo may have been missed by a lot of people.

[@appolloian]

Canadians are very familiar with US history, we are awash in US historical and cultural facts

[@RmcBlueSky]

This is how I know that a lot of ppl has memory of a goldfish...those that accuse her for promoting abortion might have forgotten about Rep. Tim Murphy. She was pointing out the hypocrisy in the GOP.

[@jamied931]

Blue Sky no she does activism for planned parenthood. Regardless she is a comedian and a great writer.

[@bobt9640]

Who is it…. ah hah. Natasha Lyonne. That’s who she reminds me of.