Nikki Glaser - The Best Time To Have a Baby

[@tinmvn]

“Here, try again.” Had me rolling.

[@albertperez1]

She bodied this. She plays with stereotypes in a subtle way. She's a virtuoso. She never breaks character. She's one of the Greats.

[@Eyedonutno]

Lies. Deception.

[@samrivers2419]

she is trash and uses sexuality as her entire schtick. weak.

[@chrisharder4854]

True Gemini

[@chrisharder4854]

@@samrivers2419 is that why you love her? 😁😊😉

[@samrivers2419]

@@chrisharder4854 I think she's complete trash, and I can't believe I wasted 5 minutes watching... hoping it would get better.

[@Secret_Troilus]

Nikki: has an amazing bit about not reading books Also Nikki: *holds a BA in English Literature* LEGEND

[@jeffpro8]

I know it's so ironic 😂

[@diegolarrea7932]

there's this bit that John Mulaney did that he didn't read any books in college and graduated with a BA in English lit "they gave me a paper certifying that I read books I didn't read" I wonder how many English Lit majors didn't read the books

[@thisisnotwhoyouthinkitis1656]

@@diegolarrea7932 I will be graduating in a year and I've read 4 books in the past 2 years. I study spanish AND english lit lol

[@JSchroederee]

@nnkkla90 Google, you don't even need Cliffs Notes anymore.😆 No disrespect a bachelor's in literature at a reputable school would be very difficult and take a lot of hard work and intelligence, but it does also seem like a degree that you could coast through at a party school too.

[@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369]

I have read literature, but the Bible prevails, and the liberal tolerants will leave you in your peace, just by doing that. Nikki has graduated in godlessness, so she could become a female bishop in Hollywood, promoting vegan food and abortions.

[@nathanraymond7525]

She’s really smart. The people that are amazing are the ones that make it so easy that it doesn’t look like she’s working hard, but she’s a master.

[@coronalight77]

Lol what?

[@nathanraymond7525]

@@coronalight77 nothing ever good comes from responding to someone that just says, “what?”… but here it goes… (Tony Soprano style), to you or Phil or anyone…. (No more Tony, now to old grandfather).. when it comes to people, the fool is the smartest person. It’s the fool that does things because everyone is too afraid to make a mistake. Douglas Quaid was told by Kuato… you are not your memories.. you are what you do!

[@gd5208]

She has an amazing sense of timing and transitions from joke to joke very smoothly

[@robertsiemon410]

"Could you just tell everyone. That would be great." Lmao so funny.

[@jmcd21182]

I'ma need some proof 😉😐

[@Tommy090888]

I've been watching a bit of Anthony Jeselnik lately and when Nikki said "babysitting is like being a mom... But you don't love them," I half expected her to say... So yeah, just like being a mom.

[@EJofLA]

"This isn't Quiznos sir"- lmao. Nikki's material and delivery are so brilliant this bit is just as funny the third time around.

[@joevigilante2073]

She is so underrated. Her comedy routines are always entertaining and funny

[@ianbarnes997]

she is hilarious. Stop with the whole "for a woman" thing. She's just funny. that's the end of the story.

[@vCREAMZv]

0 funny if your laughing at that your a moron

[@lbdeuce]

ian, this comment will not help you attract women. :/

[@RJsermon]

Ian's wife uses a strapon

[@nofio1946]

I don't know that he was in

[@sofakingwhat4798]

No idea Zachary, ask a fake straight man

[@JazzSongs1234]

So this is basically “If Eleanor Shellstrop did stand up.”

[@macysowell1427]

I'm not the only one!!!!!!

[@moyananayakkara3129]

Exactly what I was thinking omg!

[@janiemkelly]

I was just gonna tell my sister that I found a comedian who's the real life Eleanor 😂

[@uhrich11]

I love at 4:07 when the lady laughs at the teen pregnancy joke and then immediately looks at the guy she's with to see if he's judging her....come for the jokes, stay for the amateur anthropology lesson you get from the crowd shots.

[@Mrkashu369]

Hahahahaha her punch lines are always on point. My favorite comedian

[@Ressuu]

"Best time to have a kid is in your teens since you have tons of free time and live your parents" So true, how come I never thought of this?! A missed opportunity! :(

[@parychahal]

*"are you reading a book because your phone died?"*

[@SkepticCat-pz1zz]

The Gold

[@michaelsshirt8046]

That's most modern kids

[@Thessaloz]

She had a lot of books in her life, its just an act.

[@meechp123]

“You’re entertained by the written word.” Lmao!

[@pretty948]

@KungfoKoala When you can read books on your phone and not waste paper. I don't see a problem

[@MIDLEMANDJ]

It's like we're synced coz she gives me just enough laugh time before she cracks me up again 😂

[@Eyedonutno]

Stop lying.

[@DanielRomero-wt7cs]

i love this woman SO MUCH!!!

[@christopherrenzulli1418]

OMG!!! she is just tooo funny...love her!!!

[@priestmorrison6564]

Good piece

[@YTubechangeAccount]

One of my favorite comedians of all time and this stuff is some of her best (until I watch her other stuff again & remember this maybe hilarious but shes usually even better) I dont know why I cant admit she technically is my favorite this is the funny that hits me 100%

[@tanner4214]

*Just once* I’d like to see a Nikki Glaser video without seemingly endless comments comparing her to Amy Schumer in some way

[@kevinmacnaughton3413]

Amy shlummer..she has her own zip code.

[@SnackPatrol]

It really is getting old. Female comedians these days are some of the most hilarious they've ever been and really shouldn't have their gender mentioned like it even fuckin' matters- Tiffany Hadish, Tammy Pescatelli, Iliza Shlesinger, Ali Wong, Rachel Feinstein, Nikki, - and these are just stand-up acts. There are a million funny comedic actresses as well (Issa Rae, the Broad City duo, Jenny Slate, Rebel Wilson, Nicole Byer etc).

[@nowyukno7981]

These idiots dont realize they are helping Amy trend lol they are the reason she's famous. Watching her video just to comment and complain

[@Kesslerman1]

I hate Amy Schumer and I kinda like Nikki, but they do use the same kinda cheap white girl jokes. Nikki puts it together with a lil more intelligence, and she is hotter too so peeps will naturally like her better, but...tbh I wish Nikki tried to step outside her comfort zone a bit - like yeh you are good at making jokes about your sex life, it works cuz your a hot blonde n you're talking about your tight pussy...but dude she can do better than that cuz literally ALL her jokes use that typa cheap formula and I just feel like she could do better than that. I'd be pretty disappointed if I was her father lol like I mean seriously it's her own fault for being compared to Amy Schumer. Like it doesn't show that she is smart cuz certain ppl will laugh at that shit no matter what (look at Schumer's stupid ass still having a career). Nikki should take that criticism to heart and do some new kind of jokes dude..

[@jasimenmetcalf1870]

Right??? I actually love Amy but they aren’t the same ... Nikki is significantly funnier than amy

[@phasm42]

"Here. Try again." 😅

[@prajwaltp2164]

Every line is so fucking funny. I just love her! 💕

[@hulktheryan]

This isn't Quizno's, sir.

[@zubertish]

Tears... of laughter...... rolling down my TPS...... oh wait....I don't have one.... can I borrow yours? Too funny, thanks!

[@edirt]

Nikki is brilliant ❤️

[@jeffersonjive4871]

Mmm book 😆😂🤣

[@joshuabujarski5314]

You are beautiful. I never made a public comment to a comedian before. You have a great sense of humor and awesome presentation. What a smile.

[@Eyedonutno]

Fookin’ simp

[@godens34]

TPS for the win always

[@zillailluhr]

“Mmm book” lmao

[@whateverthismeans7]

Why have I not heard of you before?? So funny! I'm adding you everywhere :D

[@JackVermicelli]

Who are you talking to? The uploader? Or us?

[@awgn70]

I can do the math… but just barely because you drank while carrying me 😂

[@KellyAnneLAlvarez]

She is something else.

[@KK-ex5zu]

Damn I love me some Nikki Glaser, great clip!

[@user-zi8lg5qu1h]

When she said TPS one i died

[@itechcustoms]

I hate to admit it, but this has been the literal first female comic I’ve watched that I legitimately enjoyed and laughed out loud to. She killed it.

[@willkoestner4159]

You might like Taylor Tomlinson. She writes really solid material and knows how to deliver.

[@mrtastyshots]

Love her! She's funny af

[@barrybjerke9353]

..Love Nikki...such great delivery.. funny funny !

[@jokeralphaoscar]

Im so In love with Nikki!!

[@MuhammadAli-iw9jz]

Her pacing and specially, the ending, was great!

[@THE1stBRAINinTOWN]

well educated girls be like 1:49

[@michaelrotch9773]

The hatchet reference is facts

[@brandonnewby178]

😂😂😂😂😂. I've read 2 pages of one Harry Potter book. And on those two pages Dumbledore died. Love it. I spoiled my own self.

[@bettebette9881]

Here ya go "try again" 😂

[@Frilleon]

Hahaha the giver and hatchet. Too real

[@annettelane8778]

She's GREAT !! One very funny lady !!

[@tribemayamex]

Really good. Chicks will love the mockery😂😂😂

[@chriscox3709]

Funny as hell😂

[@Sisterlisk]

People stare more when I'm reading a book on the train, so I stopped doing it. I don't have data on my phone or music downloaded in my phone, so now I just sit there and study my eyelids when the anxiety gets bad enough.

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

Always Funny... LOL

[@HiddenWen]

I'm glad she mentioned Hatchet. Loved that book!

[@aaronseet2738]

"Try again." My mother kicked me out of the house.

[@stephenpardysr2390]

you are one crazy woman!! i love it!

[@daveguy11]

"...like bonding and shit..." You guys missed that one.

[@loleen3]

if you could just like.. tell everyone, that would be great hahahahah

[@dylantapp4245]

Lmao that was the best I've seen of her

[@LAFITZ10]

so AWESOME~! so FUNNY!

[@rccola6779]

TPS . RIGHT ## SYNDROME.. HAH KILLED IT

[@divineray7822]

She's so honest that it's funny

[@BoogerCompany]

Lol the giver. Hatchet did I finish hatchet.

[@oliverlachat9062]

Nikki is hilarious.

[@kare880]

I was thinking about hatchet a few days ago 😂 it was one of the only required books I loved lol

[@oxforddictonary]

Holy crap, how do you get up infront of ALL THOSE PPL and just vibe....i have a 1 on 1 phone interview in an hour and i'm shitting myself, nevermind speaking to a whole crowd. FML

[@kristintripp967]

So much rehearsing… How did your interview go?

[@oxforddictonary]

@@kristintripp967 Got the job, but still couldn't do what Nikki does, that's for sure hahahah! Thanks for checking in though xxoo

[@silverdollar6548]

Nikki? You are a natural,🌹

[@chrismoreno2394]

She's still funny, and hot.

[@skyluke9476]

shes hot imo not funny.

[@nidhipgupta4462]

@@afvro75 me too

[@kevinmacnaughton3413]

"Hot child in the city"- Nick glazer..

[@unmaskedcitizen28]

Deserved so much more laughs and applause IMO. She’s really funny and hott let’s be honest

[@DustyCowdog]

TPS.... hahahahahaha

[@chrisgreekman1]

TPS!! 😂😂

[@maylightbewithyou]

Haha she's hilarious 😂

[@jobcampbell]

She wild as a billy goat. TPS wow she funny

[@Kissfan96dr]

that was pretty good

[@Doomreb]

4:06 Anthony Cumia? lol

[@Rebar77_real]

Love you Nikki!! Laugh at me if you get bored, honey fun!

[@osmargalho]

Love her 👌

[@MusicFromTheOm]

TPS! xDDD Lord, that's funny.

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

It's like Luis ck, i like her a lot. Glad i found her

[@michaelwalsh7437]

So funny Nikki.

[@de-xl2yf]

Meow from Los Angeles California

[@amangoyal1999]

Lol TPS😂😂😂

[@joetowers4804]

"Here, try again!"

[@kennykortman2054]

I love u Nikki

[@rs2705]

LOVE

[@powerfucktheoctopus3599]

So much better than a Ted talk... Please kill me. I long for the abyss.

[@chrisharder4854]

I have TPS too.. Xoxo, Chris

[@dalegreer3095]

She's right tho, if she had a baby at 15, it would be a teenager now.

[@katme7119]

Dale Greer that’s what I think every time I look at my toddler. ‘Wish I had you 10 years ago. I’m too old to chase you around all day and make sure you don’t kill yourself’

[@wdwerker]

I just realized that her TPS bit is just like a male comic bragging about being well hung !

[@mohammadsaddam4662]

Love the louis ck style like delivery

[@omeraamirshah6]

she 34 yrs old I checked

[@patrickharrison1913]

This was recorded in 2014 Einstein.

[@thsu8]

This was in 2014

[@acegaming3230]

Hot comics r the best. Funny & good to look at. Best kinda comic.

[@henriettawight5216]

This girl rocks

[@skylastuempfl5951]

THE GIVER OMFG

[@darlamurillo4546]

Lol

[@lordbeerus1232]

Her comedy has never been the same for me after that Blake griffin roast saying she looks like Larry Bird 😭

[@BiscuitsMcGravy]

I dig Nikki Glaser... for about 5 minutes a day. But every day. I am easily distracted.

[@kableguy8975]

Haha I remember Hatchet

[@vanessarivas3507]

TPS had me SCREAMING

[@gangpardos3833]

i bet a lot of lads are ok w/ tps

[@vandanpatel7937]

1:05 She basically used Joke from "Friends"

[@perezpepito104]

For a woman, she is an awesome comic.

[@johndamien3136]

“I know how [the bible] ends, Dumbledore dies.” 😂

[@omeraamirshah6]

TPS!!! TPS!!! TPS!!! CHANTS!!!!