"And you can f*ck off and all" with the kicking motion is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@stewart74543 жыл бұрын
I prefer these kind of comedians. The kind that tell stories as apose to jokes.
@louismay68894 жыл бұрын
The reason why Micky is the funniest comedian about is because it’s so relatable and his jokes brings back memories of similar events I’ve had
@lifeslessons98893 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.. 😂
@A27-j5v4 жыл бұрын
Genius how Mickey stirs up childhood memories. Those rubber hoses and it was always coming off the cold.
@LornaJane164 жыл бұрын
😅 I just got a massive flashback when he said that. Brilliant 🤣
@glorf35583 жыл бұрын
2:10
@kenmillwall18853 жыл бұрын
Remember me mum using one always got burnt.
@user-cd5up9ph3y3 жыл бұрын
Yes.I remember those. It was even worse when your hair was washed - head resting over the rim of the bath. Neck crick afterwards. Happy days!.
@georgeyeboah79624 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite comedians, one of the greatest... hands down
@Didda37 ай бұрын
I still shed tears of laughter.
@madamdardis4 жыл бұрын
“You’d walk about with shit burnt into ya for a couple days.” 😆😆🤣🤣
@theautumnalcyclist76294 жыл бұрын
The "Only" comedian that never stops creasing me up...🤣
@1man1bike1road3 жыл бұрын
the only one yet to make me smile
@Watchugoton4 жыл бұрын
I get bored of a comics routine after a while, except this guy and it took me till I was 43. Even listening to his old stuff still makes me happy, great observation. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻🏴
@elgee62022 жыл бұрын
I grew up on an estate and I can remember dogs roaming around all the time, often in packs. I remember seeing a woman open her front door to let the dog out. She just used to shout it a few hours later to come back, like you would your kid. It exercised itself rather than going for a walk!
@carolinebishop6812 жыл бұрын
Pmsl. It's so true. Our next door neighbour used to chuck their dog out in the morning, go to work, the dog would be on the doorstep waiting for them at 6pm.
@lisabarnes63512 жыл бұрын
Me too
@daniellemclauchlan57872 жыл бұрын
Yeh same here and dogs out in the hot sun all day people would feed them whatever people were eating even picking up dog shit wasn't really a big deal not like all the dog rules there is now days!
@carolesmith2619 Жыл бұрын
@@TheAllomar wow 😱😱
@michaelquinn9526 Жыл бұрын
That was called laddie😆
@ppppugh78924 жыл бұрын
It's come off the cold! Who remember those shower hoses?!
@juliewillard13673 жыл бұрын
Yes remember those shower attachments! Lol
@matthewhopkins6663 жыл бұрын
Yeah of course and they was considered posh and sophisticated after years of using a jug.
@lifeslessons98893 жыл бұрын
Sure do … 😂
@jackmehoffe93723 жыл бұрын
My first uni digs at John Harrison House in whitechapel had one.
@workingwithiron2 жыл бұрын
Still use one now. 2022
@sammullett174 жыл бұрын
Classic Micky, never gets old. Must of watched his first and second stand up dvd like 100 times at uni.
@wateryteat58374 жыл бұрын
I'd have thought being at Uni, you'd have learnt it is 'must have' not 'must of'.
@martinwilliams25564 жыл бұрын
Like 100 times? Like? What does that mean?
@tomforealz44824 жыл бұрын
@@wateryteat5837 But why?
@markfox1545 Жыл бұрын
Must of? Like 100? It wasn't a First in English, was it?😅😅
@paulhatcher84504 жыл бұрын
See he is a comedian, to me he’s up there with the greats
@ballsdeep53362 жыл бұрын
For me personally he is yhe best
@MrBrynmair Жыл бұрын
That bit about the slide tackle is so real, it happened to a mate of mine when we were playing footy, he tried to slide me and ended up going through the biggest runny shit you ever saw.
@silkuk84174 жыл бұрын
"Shawt passes...continentuul" 🤣
@debbietimm93972 жыл бұрын
Love Micky’s humour, never fails to deliver 😂😂😂
@matthewhopkins6663 жыл бұрын
Grew up on an estate like that in the 70's absolutely teeming with dogs just freely wandering the streets. Mum was terrified of them because they would come tearing toward you barking their heads off and snarling. She only walked us to the school the very first day of infant school just to show me where it was, left me to make my own way there and back after that. On the plus side the kids at our school used to murder the other schools on sports days. You learn to run like Usain Bolt when you're 5 years old and have a vicious 80lb German Shepherd dog chasing you down the road regularly.😄
@SvenTviking3 жыл бұрын
But people only got bit by a dog, not had their face ripped off by an Akita-pitbull cross or the baby eaten.
@Ewinrhew3 жыл бұрын
@@SvenTviking All dogs are capable of that
@corneliushfc43702 жыл бұрын
@@SvenTviking rbay only happens because now dogs are locked in doors and treated like humans.
@chesterwunpen21962 жыл бұрын
@@corneliushfc4370 Yep, sends them a bit loopy.
@lizzieking2874 Жыл бұрын
@@SvenTviking this happens when people leave the dog with their baby and haven't teched the baby about boundaries with dogs they poke and piss the dog off until the dog bites them no dog bites for no reason no animal attacks for no reason people do but not animals
@gdfggggg4 жыл бұрын
Doing a rolly polly down a shit covered grass hill was part of my childhood. The good old days.
@andrewphippsphillips14554 жыл бұрын
Oh you want to have pals who try to put a shit down the back of the neck of your shirt.
@scrumpyhunter85614 жыл бұрын
100% classic Mickey, proper comedy
@tommyt40624 жыл бұрын
We had a patch of grass near our house, everyone knew it as "dog shit Island" oh the good old days lol
@A27-j5v4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, brought back memories. We had a jitty between the roads it was called dog shit alley
@garyburrough26364 жыл бұрын
We had a shit corner
@urbanwarrior34704 жыл бұрын
In London in the 80s there ws dog shit everywhere, parks, streets, lamp posts
@matthewhopkins6663 жыл бұрын
Our entire estate was nick named White City after the greyhound racing track there was that many stray dogs.
@WallieTheRed3 жыл бұрын
Dog shit green on our street
@annabeltheunicorn93744 жыл бұрын
Very true on our estate in the sixties. We just let the dog out at night like a cat ffs
@Nat-rc8kl4 жыл бұрын
Great story teller and bloody hilarious! 😂
@peterhall66564 жыл бұрын
He is so good. Just simple humour about life.
@anthemoftheheart94972 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! One of the GOAT. 😂
@TennisLegends-ebay4 жыл бұрын
I can identify with so much of what he says growing up in working class London...
@lorrainewadsworth90194 жыл бұрын
Not just london, i assure you... good memories.
@michaelwarner43234 жыл бұрын
And in Derbyshire
@urbanwarrior34704 жыл бұрын
@@lorrainewadsworth9019 and not just working class - dog shit affected everyone - it was everywhere
@paulmulks3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love Micky! Sooooo funny 🤣
@Gary-vx7gp4 жыл бұрын
When we got Sh*t on the ball, we would then boot the ball at our friends.
@andymaidment86604 жыл бұрын
Micky you are my favorite comic that I've seen I always pmsl when I see you on TV or live bloody brilliant keep up the amazing work
@waynecarter-schofield95754 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant, he never gets boring . Gotta love the walk ❤😂
@tomgayle28493 жыл бұрын
Mickey being stone cold killer as usual , a big thank you from me to you to you to me
@EleanorPeterson4 жыл бұрын
Childhood wisdom: Don't eat the yellow snow, and for f*ck's sake don't head the brown football.
@thesilverkiller72044 жыл бұрын
Barking mad our mickey 😂😂
@iand83654 жыл бұрын
Amazing. I was only thinking about this exact same thing, this morning. KZbin is psychic lol.
@ItsBenjiYT4 жыл бұрын
this had me crying and dribbling HAHAHAHA
@nadiaflores63944 жыл бұрын
Yay more Mickey,can never get too much Mickey
@yellowsnow34294 жыл бұрын
Shut that door for ya Silvey.
@yellowsnow34294 жыл бұрын
Fuck that, I'm off down the pub for a week haha
@robtaylor5054 жыл бұрын
That is my favourite line ,going down the pub for a Week! Quality .
@oneshotme4 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up
@topcat46434 жыл бұрын
I can remember my local estate in Eltham SE9......big wooden fenced off grass area with a Big sign “No ball games” by order of the town Clark.....Town Clark priceless.....
@neilmorton19714 жыл бұрын
Middle Park or The Progress?
@linrob13123 жыл бұрын
Would the Town Clerk wield more power?🤣🤣🤣
@genokemp24333 жыл бұрын
How i can relate to the hot and cold cheap shower that you had to forcefully put on the taps ,Bloody brilliant 🤣imagine kids of today Micky 🤦♂️🤣Thanks mate for making laugh countless times 👍
@markhenderson58664 жыл бұрын
“Oh it’s come off the cold” that was luxury. When your zinc bath was lifted off the wall and filled from an ascot heater you needed cold pronto 😃😃
@Yellow-Rose3 жыл бұрын
Omg sounds terrifying, tho I'm still not 100% on what you're saying 😅
@couldbegood2 жыл бұрын
When I moved back to London in 1985, there was a pack of dogs outside one day running around the estate I lived in, one of whom was the dog my ex lost miles away. I’m guessing ‘Scrumper’ said to the other dogs follow me I’m gonna show those humans I’m having fun. Oh those bloody awful plastic showers, they were so rubbish, I changed to a jug!
@AlreadyTakenNeverMind4 жыл бұрын
It's come off the cold lol iv got ptsd from that 😂😂😂
@chrispteemagician4 жыл бұрын
Haha Same
@mothl12534 жыл бұрын
Kind of the same - my Mum used the hose to wash my (really long) hair and after the conditioner she used to pull the hose off the hot tap and rinse my hair in freezing water. Because it was good for my scalp. I still do it!!
@kevinbird11044 жыл бұрын
Now I've got to go to bed after crying with laughter, bet I wake my wife up laughing again
@sammullett174 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the 90's dog sh#t everywhere when you went park, you couldn't escape it. Mum would scrub them over sink for hours to get rid of smell haha
@fillipo19724 жыл бұрын
Dude I grew up in the 70s and there was dog shit everywhere lol
@DjNikGnashers4 жыл бұрын
@@fillipo1972 Dog shit was white in the 70's, you don't see rare shit like that anymore.
@ychaps4 жыл бұрын
There is nothing not to like about Micky... he's good looking and probably the funniest guy alive...
@bonzzo7774 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@englishsteve14654 жыл бұрын
Eye Eye !!! fallen fer a bid of iz cocknee charm av yer babe ? Get yer old man t' buy a chinese robe wiv a dragon on it gal !
@C1999-b1z4 жыл бұрын
Nowhere near as funny as Ricky Gervais
@chinafunnycrazyvideos40784 жыл бұрын
Good looking is pushing it
@agc83554 жыл бұрын
@@chinafunnycrazyvideos4078 n o shit'e sherlock
@flashpoint89094 жыл бұрын
Best comedien out there!
@supernova1974 Жыл бұрын
Back in the early 80s I remember my Grans dog used to scratch at the back door to get out, she'd open the door and off the dog went, hours later you heard a scratch at the back door and it was the dog coming home. 😂
@steviesblues79594 жыл бұрын
Booting the dog outside the bookies fucking hilarious.
@JedBullet3 жыл бұрын
Oh my holy donkey.. the dog being in charge is so on the money lmao in tears
@ness88024 жыл бұрын
Oh great been looking for a clip that I've not watched to death lol, I'm on viewing one ok Cheers mate 👍😎
@crystalbeckinsale9554 жыл бұрын
You make amazing videos keep it up!!❤️❤️.
@gordoncoles12042 жыл бұрын
Who can remember when dog shit went white 🤣🤣. Don’t see that anymore 🤣🤣🤣
@milliewilkie19694 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy around today 😂
@philipa8709 Жыл бұрын
"Get off the grass" oh the dogs can have clear out though 😅😅😅😅
@traceydacosta11873 жыл бұрын
One of the best comics on circuit. 👍👍🥇xx
@UBZUKki4 жыл бұрын
Fresh and crisp mate....
@leightonhay92983 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and very true. Funny and what it is what it is .
@workingclassman97274 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT
@markroberts32774 жыл бұрын
First GF had a dog, and was surprised when I declined to kiss her after the dog licked all over her face with his bollock breath. When I explained it would be simpler to kiss the dog's rear-end and cut out the middle man (woman), she got angry. Oh happy days.
@jharris9474 жыл бұрын
Nice One. PMSL
@slowmo96424 жыл бұрын
What they like?
@markroberts32774 жыл бұрын
@@slowmo9642 You don't know what you're missin. You'll have to find out for yourself.
@muayboran4life3 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@Andy-wx4wx3 жыл бұрын
Bollock breath 😂😂😂
@SamarIqbal1-2-14 жыл бұрын
2:21 😂😂😂😂😂
@DarrenHarrison71602 жыл бұрын
This is how it was!
@anthemoftheheart94974 жыл бұрын
Its given me a hernia..ffs! 😂😂😂
@colinmumford68434 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 🤓👍
@kate48854 жыл бұрын
Genius! The funniest man.... Ever!!
@andrewphippsphillips14554 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly and Spike Milligan take some toppling
@kate48854 жыл бұрын
Oh yeh Spike Milligan was hilarious and Billy connolly is one of the funniest too....👍
@darrelw62464 жыл бұрын
Billy connelly best ever
@johnnyroadcrew38414 жыл бұрын
Out out here .. .. ..Castleford .. .. .."Come away from that windah, we'll never sell the aase, come away"
@Cheezwizzz Жыл бұрын
That kick 😂😂
@BigB-13 жыл бұрын
The neighbours letting the dog bark all day is true. I've had a few.
@asonofharoldgodwin2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 always remember coming out of the co-op on our estate wid me nana and 2 of the local mongrels were stuck together facing in opposite directions 🙈🙈🙈 nana shouting don't look son it's rude 🤣🤣🤣
@stel32092 жыл бұрын
the screaming when that happened!!!!!
@angelaknowles81893 жыл бұрын
this guys AWESOME and some more
@michaelpolitz11444 жыл бұрын
Hilarious shit🤣🤣🤣
@susansweetman1855 Жыл бұрын
Love this man 😂
@monomakes4 жыл бұрын
So good mate!
@leoniward56604 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true
@bonkeydollocks18794 жыл бұрын
Ooh it's come off the cold again haha
@paulaelves51793 жыл бұрын
bath????? sat on sink drainer while she scrubbed us down hahaha x
@skaface19692 жыл бұрын
I grew up in a village and the gangs of dogs were bigger than the kid's gangs. They all had their pecking order and any kid would be stupid to interfere, try getting your dog, out of their gang, was a right job. I'm a similar age, to Micky
@sandrashea17322 жыл бұрын
He’s the Biz Love him
@gregoryuk4 жыл бұрын
It's like that is it? So, who's in charge now.
@linrob13123 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@johndobb47234 жыл бұрын
The barking dog got me 😐 I live at number 8 and number 10 have some type of pit bull terrier who barks all day long, an Alsatian in the next street joins in with him 🐕 it drives me insane
@johndobb47234 жыл бұрын
@Elle Morgan these are 2 male dogs, I wouldn't mind but the owners of the dog in number 10 are Portuguese (as are the Tennant's in the whole building) whereas the owners of the dog in the next street are English, I presume the Portuguese dog can bark in English too ?
@andrewphippsphillips14554 жыл бұрын
@@johndobb4723 😂😂😂 brilliant
@garyburrough26364 жыл бұрын
Had a huskie next door to me howling allday getting pissed off thinking about it now
@johndobb47233 жыл бұрын
@RubiiX I actually checked on line about how to complain about it and it says they don't get involved in dogs constantly barking, they say you have to confront the owner of the dog yourself and try and reason with them to sort the noise out, on a Saturday and Sunday when I'm not working the bloody mutt is at it non stop with its barking, and many a time you hear someone shouting "shut that fkn dog up" it drive people insane
@johndobb47233 жыл бұрын
@RubiiX that should have said I checked on my local councils website
@lallyoisin3 жыл бұрын
gifted man! a well honed craft!
@cazz30314 жыл бұрын
Just a top man, best ever !👌👌👌😁🙏
@mikehatfield7084 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious as usual - What is that phrase he says at 1:04? Sounds like "I'll make ya right"?
@craig-robinson2 ай бұрын
“Mate, you’re right” is what he said. I don’t live far from him. I can translate haha
@gerbaldo90 Жыл бұрын
I have several morons near me with barking dogs. Not sure what the appeal is. We had dogs growing up never had any issues with barking as we trained them, which is what seems to be lacking these days. Great material Mickey
@DavidKing-jx3sg2 ай бұрын
I can barely cope with myself...
@stevewright201 Жыл бұрын
The good old days
@paulhutchinson3394 жыл бұрын
Very funny man
@jasonshiers5771 Жыл бұрын
we used to have a field on our estate , we named it Dog Shit Stadium
@philrichmond75673 жыл бұрын
Quality. 👍🏾
@crystalbeckinsale9554 жыл бұрын
Hello from London🤚🏻.
@user-bm5wz4mk4f3 жыл бұрын
There was a certain man in the 70s who would just boot a dog 🤣🤣🤣 he thought it was his right .... I'd never hurt a dog but that killed me
@glorf35583 жыл бұрын
Totally true tho!
@azgardian32odinson4 жыл бұрын
I've had to have a break after this video.. I laughed so much I almost threw up 🙄🤷🏽♂️
@FatNorthernBigot4 жыл бұрын
What was his last stand up called?
@gwhack4 жыл бұрын
An' another fing
@gw60613 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@johnperkins73934 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to those chalk based dog turds that were everywhere?
@DrRock20094 жыл бұрын
Pedigree Chum....
@rosemarydudley99544 жыл бұрын
It was from eating bones..nothing to do with Chum....
@A27-j5v4 жыл бұрын
It Is a question that has often passed my mind. Finally I know the answer. I used to thInk of was because we lived in Dunstable where there were chalk pits and big lumps of chalk in the soil, bit, now I think of it, I never did see my dog eating it 😀
@andrewphippsphillips14554 жыл бұрын
Must be a change in the food content. Their shits have got stronger and more chemical toxins cos they ronk more like vomit now. Come to think of it, I think what humans eat isn't a whole lot better either. I can vouchsafe a shit after a McDonald's is just bordering on chemical warfare......
@capcompass92984 жыл бұрын
Spare a fort for me, I live in Barking.
@roberthowe33774 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂
@NOBODY-cn6fj2 жыл бұрын
Spot on !! Always the biggest idiots have dogs ! And of course they never bark
@Leonf1233 жыл бұрын
Whos in charge now aye son
@lynnelowe84614 жыл бұрын
Sooooo funny. Love it.
@rossi61134 жыл бұрын
Micky and Jimmy Carr are the funniest guys on the circuit bar none. Brilliant.