Microsoft Reacts to the Apple Vision Pro

[@MSAPtube]

If you take the "I'm a Mac" guy and the "I'm a PC" guy from the old Apple commercials and combine them into one person, you get Sam.

[@murder.simulator]

He could play John McClane's grandfather and team up with Justin Long to play in the newest hollywood blockbuster cop show "To Live and Die Hard in Cupertino" comiing this summer!

[@madaraainna]

You tried toо hard too long. Not funny.@@murder.simulator

[@RemovedBrain]

You cannot compare Sam with someone who has only two personalities. :/

[@fluffydog4217]

Uhh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Sam

[@jayeshpatil9231]

Does PC include Linux?

[@arandomfox999]

"Oh I see why we failed" Brutal.

[@mikebalentine]

That got a very good laugh out of me, perfect closing joke.

[@chrismpbuchholz]

Ruthless 😂

[@JordenLeonard]

My window's phone was awesome.

[@ریحانارشد]

Ironic 😂

[@ryanbauer3680]

Funny enough I would still be happily using my windows phone I bought for cheap in 2016 if it worked on our modern cell networks. I hate my andriod phone.

[@MelloWatermello]

Microsoft should've just stuck with the Big Ass Table. That was visionary, imagine a Big Ass Clippy?

[@NOT_NativeEN_Speaker]

ROFL

[@elgestrazoer2833]

Hentai community would've loved that. Ah, what a tragedy it never came to be.

[@requiem165]

ROFLCOPTER @@NOT_NativeEN_Speaker

[@fakumadda1632]

Leave Kim Kardashian out of this.

[@NOT_NativeEN_Speaker]

@@fakumadda1632 LOOOL

[@sssyt4837]

The only channel that keeps KZbin spirit.🎉

[@robsky588]

Apple is already preparing people to look like a corpse😂😂😂 man that's funny and also correct

[@MillennialJesus]

🤣🤣

[@kylearchie6598]

💀

[@Spoonfed78]

🤣 well most of their cult members are dead inside already so 🤷‍♂️🤣

[@rocketmunkey1]

Apple has been very quiet about tamagotchi 2023 sorry AI, Perhaps too quiet, Im getting very suspicious that vision pro is actually a sophisticated plot to get people killed, by getting them run over, and then replace them with AI powered AVP Avatars, their families would never know, because they wouldn't have any actual contact with them to tell the difference 😂

[@JB52520]

With poverty accelerating, a lot of us will look very much corpse-like soon, assuming we don't get vaporized in nuclear war by crazed politicians. But at least the wealthy have new status symbols to flash at the impoverished masses while distancing themselves from the miserable reality they're creating.

[@teamredstudio7012]

I'm glad someone remembers Hololens!

[@NonStick872]

I really wanted a hololens and it does basically do everything the vision pro dose except I don't believe they actually made a true commercial version and the lack of apps would have killed it too ... I miss windows phones to be honest, I just wished that the Microsoft teams back then gave more crap about the apps which could have saved it.

[@Braeden.F]

I'm so annoyed with Microsoft for never diving into the consumer market. I was waiting for years to find a $999 AR headset and they never did it. Now it kinda looks like they fumbled the bag. Hope they enter the market soon!

[@robertmunafo5039]

I had the first HoloLens and it was amazing what it could do even when it was 4 or 5 years older than most of the other tech that was out. It was still Head and shoulders above most everything in some areas. Was thinking about purchasing the second version but was holding out for something that was more a consumer level adaptation. Disappointed that Microsoft never pushed in that direction.

[@teamredstudio7012]

@@robertmunafo5039 I also think it's a missed opportunity. I tried the HoloLens myself and it was really amazing! The field of view is small but the screens are very bright. Best of all, it's technology from 9 years ago.

[@jellyfishtube]

Honestly, first time hear about it

[@JessicaHyde199]

NASA, Pentagon and other big companies bought thousands of HoloLens. Kids bought Apple Vision Pro to send an iMessage.

[@majek011]

Haha

[@jire9831]

They've sold 300k units since launch. Meta on the other hand has sold 17 million of just the Quest 2 and apple will easily surpass it in the next generation. Not even close in terms of marketshare. Apple has already sold over 200k units.

[@tonyhawk123]

People say the same about the iPhone and Mac, and yet the establishments you mentioned are full of them. I know you're desperate for Apple to fail, but maybe give the apps a few months. The engineering ones are interesting, like the formula 1 car which explodes to see all the components to scale.

[@eliezerjimenezsanchez8556]

@@jire9831 That's not true, they expect to sell between 300k and 400k by the end of this year. They sold out the presale, but a lot of those devices will be sent back. If you ask me, this one doesn't seem like an Apple product.

[@NOT_NativeEN_Speaker]

Much better to have kids rich and happy than poor and angry ;)

[@hariraman001]

He has some serious points 😂

[@JoshWilliams123]

Did you just put a tupperware on your head?

[@gregorymoore2877]

I mean it's right there in the name... tupperWARE... tupperWEAR? 🤔

[@johnsonlim8669]

ROLF nail it

[@danielhall6477]

You think he's gonna shell out thousands to make a video he'll clear twenty dollars in ad revenue on?

[@chalabrooks5433]

​@@danielhall6477😂😂😂

[@halp_meh]

no bro it’s the HoloLens

[@moukafaslouka4796]

I bought a Samsung Odyssey Plus many years ago. It's a Windows VR device. It still works fine. The good part? I paid $300 for it new. It still kicks ass.

[@Doctor_Womble]

Unfortunately they're removing the WMR software. Once that happens with headsets will be paperweights. There's no open source alternative, Linux support....even steam vr needs Microsoft's app. Real shame, I love my Lenovo Explorer.

[@APenNameAndThatA-oq7gt]

😆

[@roverzuit]

You also need an iPhone or iPad with Face ID to be able to scan your face for the right size of the lenses. This should be possible to do in an Apple Store if you don’t have other Apple device.

[@EricDejuanOOO]

This was great. Roasting both.

[@NeoSlashott]

3:13 3D Pinball, 3D Solitaire 🤣🤣

[@starvin666]

Best line "And out was like straping a windows phone to your face... oh i see why ours failed"

[@arnoldbeckenbauer326]

Danke!

[@SAMTIME]

Thanks Arnlold!

[@ViridianFlow]

"How are ours more expensive?" Probably because the Microsoft I've has industrial use cases, where the vision pro is just for watching KZbin (but without an app because Apple)

[@sebharvey9101]

In many industrial use cases, you're not even allowed to impair the employee field of view for safety, like a surgeon operating or a utility technician making repairs in a power pole, so the Apple Vision is a no go from the start. They definitively serve different purposes.... but my guess is that if Microsoft could get away with not making the hardware and just selling the software that runs the business applications, they would probably ditch the Hololens as the hardware is less profitable.

[@dualnon6643]

*but without an app because Google

[@MrWimbomahadi]

in military too

[@Tonabillity]

@@dualnon6643 And without tracking you, because they’re NOT Google 🤷🏾

[@TheYdyp]

should have swiped right instead of left with the minesweeper to make it less dangerous, trust me.

[@onetruekeeper]

Isn’t HL an augmented reality device only? It does not completely shut out the outdoor world in order to experience VR.

[@engineerkentgaming1371]

Few make me laught. Sam is one of those few.

[@KellicTiger]

Legitimately a double standard if you pointed and laughed at google glass and aren't doing the same with these people on the vision pro.

[@Dave102693]

Frs

[@triax7006]

At least Google Glass was see through. i mean they could have designed that to be in some normal glasses instead of making it look futuristic & distinctive

[@Dave102693]

@@triax7006that’s why I really wanted it to happen

[@Elliandr]

I've got mixed feelings here. On the one hand Apple has a reputation for intentionally bricking devices and preventing repairs so I'd never want to buy their products, but on the other hand Microsoft hasn't really done anything to move the technology forward. l;ike, at all. So I kind of like the news if only to ensure that healthy competition exists.

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

I really have no idea how it is sold out, there is literally no usage of damn thing yet! Some people are just acting like they have apple chips in their brains already and buying every new product without any regard if they need it or not...

[@1nine8two39]

It’s a full fledged computer, what type of idiot says there’s no use case for it. Maybe it’s not for you which is fine but there’s certainly a reason for people to buy one. Additionally without consumers there won’t be enough reasons for developers to support it.

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

@@1nine8two39 First of all if you use your brain a little then you would realize you can buy far better computers from both apple and elsewhere with 3500 dollars! Secondly im not saying why a single one of them is sold, sure there will be people who will buy it before there is use case for it. But it is entirely sold out? That's just dumb people buying any apple product, most probably to show off their stupidity! You can't use it for even simple surfing right now unless you enjoy that ridiculous 3D keyboard ofc...

[@SilverRook]

​@@1nine8two39consider how many people are struggling to pay energy bills and food bills...I honestly can't wait to see more of these things in public.... $3500 ..... Mugged and sold for 500. Would you then have been mugged twice? 😅

[@somuchfortalent]

@@1nine8two39 How many developers are supporting it today?

[@gwine9087]

When we are seeing people 'driving' Teslas, down the road, while wearing these puppies, we might think that our tech obsession has gone a bit too far.

[@kinaost]

Laughed alot! All of your videos are great!!!

[@Spoonfed78]

The funniest bit is hearing people complain that they cant read their messages on phones because Cameras aren't good enough. Literally have a phone strapped too your face but need a phone to read messages. This device is like an IQ test of rich people. You can have money and be beyond stupid. 😂

[@triax7006]

Yeh I would assume because it is in the early honeymoon stage those idiots are wearing it for as long as possible & complaining they cannot do certain things whilst wearing it as per your example of looking at their phone. hey could of course simply remove the bulky $3.5k piece of junk off their head & do the tasks they can do with said piece of junk

[@MrAkaacer]

Reminds of Siri in it first came out. I wasn't impressed as I've worked with speech engines. How often do people use Siri today?

[@Dave102693]

@@MrAkaacerpeople still don’t use Siri all that much. Google Assistant is so much better

[@SILVERF0X13]

@@MrAkaacer I know a guy who uses Siri quite often, but even back then he wouldn't have thought of it as revolutionary. Mostly just a very slight time save over typing

[@garydmercer]

I’m sure if you could easily afford an Apple Vision Pro, and bought one, you wouldn’t complain about or make fun of it. Critiquing how others choose to spend their hard earned money is pretty low. Why do you care? Jealousy? The need to feel superior? Or are stuck in the 1990s? Lol

[@soutarm]

Nice! You got some love for this video from Windows Central. You've hit the big time now Sam

[@EditorHeart]

*Thanks Samtime For My Time* ⏲️ 😘 ❤️ 🙏 💕 😊

[@bibasik7]

Apple Vision Pro may look like ski goggles, but at least it doesn't look like a HoloLens.

[@michaelcorcoran8768]

It includes a battery on board

[@Krolitian1]

@@michaelcorcoran8768you can just mount the Vision Pro battery to the back.

[@williamhaynes7089]

both are ugly to me

[@AIejandroide]

The hololens 2 are like 6 years old, a newer version would be so much slicker looking than even the Vision Pro.

[@HunterTracks]

HoloLens aren't made for looks, they're made for work.

[@Mark-mu4pj]

Sam never fails to entertain 😂

[@PaulieAFantoneJays19]

Agreed, He's more entertaining than most actors in Hollywood these days

[@KekusMagnus]

This isn't even wrong, The HoloLens 2 is genuinely better than the Apple Vision in most practical regards, it just doesn't have the same level of marketing hype

[@GeorgeM76]

HoloLens is/was really forward looking. Indeed, HoloLens was marketed only for Pro users - unlike the Apple Vision Pro (can you actually release a consumer device for 3.5k and get away with it? :)). However, I think the projection technology has failed HoloLens. While it allows the HoloLens to get away without the advanced see-through cameras, it has two major problems: (1) half the field view of what the Vision Pro has, and (2) not-so-great contrast especially in bright environments. These limitations change the experience significantly. I really wish Microsoft continued their development for HoloLens.

[@Dave102693]

@@GeorgeM76 Same

[@gogreengameon2146]

This is SO funny. I hope SadleyItsBradley find this! Braaad!!! You've been summoned... Oh shit I forgot the chant. "Deckard, Deckard, Deckard". All good now 👍

[@speedymcrunfast3]

Hi. Thing on the back isn't the battery. The batteries are actual in the arms of the headset. MS made a profit on hololens 2, they actually got a bunch of dev units back and then resold them they were selling so well.

[@PhilipMarcYT]

To be fair, Windows Phones were good and offered more freedom than an iPhone, but still inferior to Android phones. Can't beat an Android device which you can do nearly anything and actually sideload apps!

[@antonioytm]

If you talk only about phones then yes, but its nothing impressive cause there is only iOS to compete and its unfair to say cause Windows phone didn't have big lifespan but if it did it would definitely allowed sideloading apps.. I mean they made Windows which suggest that sideloading would be allowed If we compare OSs with programs support Windows is best by far

[@andraspalatinus145]

I would use Windows phones if they would come out again, I liked the look of them, I didn't like the Windows 8 theme, but they moved past that.

[@karthikeyan53]

Windows phone was good. Microsoft literally wasted the potential of Windows phones. If Microsoft added an option to play older pc games on it natively then it will become a huge success.

[@Dave102693]

@@karthikeyan53exactly

[@AlvesCrewUSA-BRZ]

Why does this remind me of Microsoft CEO talking about the first iPhone? lol

[@athreyadutt7081]

that checkmate was unexpected

[@gunpowderboardgames]

Love this guy's reviews, Colin from Accounts meets the office:)

[@Rodrigo8]

How this channel doesn't reach 1M? Deemed KZbin!

[@Fleshybitz]

Because intelligence and humour only goes so far

[@singyestudio608]

Sam is versatile man. He works in all tech giants: Apple, Microsoft, Samsung, Google, Huawei, One Plus lol

[@AdrianMurray]

This was fun to watch!

You help us to figure out what is this device. Thanks.

[@rauleduardosantiestebanmor6928]

Sam you’re the best!

[@wlchek]

Work is serious business, Apple is not serious. LOL!

[@techhubwiltsuk]

lol loved it nice work pal

[@NonStick872]

I really wanted a hololens and it does basically do everything the vision pro dose except I don't believe they actually made a true commercial version and the lack of apps would have killed it too ... I miss windows phones to be honest, I just wished that the Microsoft teams back then gave more crap about the apps which could have saved it.

[@Dave102693]

I agree

[@BeforeYourEyesMagic]

Hololens 2 is great and with Edge you can create apps of all streaming services with one click. There is really no other app I would need for it as I just mirror my PC screen to it for games

[@neilengel3715]

So why is there NO advertising for HoloLens? Is it not made anymore? Like software that makes use of the Microsoft Surface Studio Dial?

[@HontasFarmer80]

I'd consider buying a Holo lense if it was under $2000. Microsoft just needs to have the confidence to mass produce the darn thing and they will own this. Add a way to darken the background and those who already have a boss computer can do PC VR with it, do some hardcore VR gaming, but then also do work with it.

[@tonyhawk123]

I'd consider one too. They look cooler. But it's Microsoft software which means it'll be a complete pile of clunky cluttered w@nk.

[@grumbel45]

Microsoft fired most of their Hololens and WMR teams and the WMR subsystem in Windows is already scheduled for removal. Might not be the best time to buy into that dying ecosystem. Also Hololens itself has a terrible FOV, so it's pretty much unusable as a VR headset.

[@Dave102693]

@@grumbel45it was already removed from W10 and W11. Buy a HoloLens and run Linux or steam os on it instead

[@HontasFarmer80]

@@grumbel45 It's because they want to go all in on AI and Cloud. This is basically the smart phone all over again. They had smart phones in the 90's and early 00's then failed to make them something for ordinary people. Same thing all over again.

[@Dave102693]

@@HontasFarmer80exactly

[@DD-ld1xq]

Don't get clippy with me, son

[@sectionone1111]

If Hololense is see-through do they handle virtual object occlusion by the real environment?

[@MRtecno98]

the headset has a spatial scanner that maps the real environment's depth so i guess it could

[@phantomaticscience6846]

Interesting topic in this video for considering - passthrough without or with camera .?

[@serisak]

I just find it incredible that they managed to make something so expensive look so cheap. They literally took their most cutting edge processor and display technology and reduced it to a gimmick.

[@KennyVert]

VERY funny. Well done!!

[@ifranrahman]

At least someone talked about it.

[@Abadeez]

Yeah, besides VR for like games and stuff I couldn't care less about AR. This is like the 20th time a company has tried to push AR crap like this.

[@Dave102693]

Exactly

[@triax7006]

Yeh for industry etc it is a good thing, but for the general public outside of said industry it really has no use especially as these are just VR headsets with passthrough larping as AR. About the only time it may take off is when they are like regular glasses & you can simply control what info is displayed sort of like a heads up display. None of this garbage where the whole field of view is filled with so much info you cannot se anything else in front of you

[@TheGippy30]

They may have sold out, but most of them will be returned in the 14 day refund policy 😂😂😂

[@LearnOffice365]

5-10 years we’ll see more and a realistic price as well I hope. Great video btw…:)

[@explodingheavens]

Few differences: 1. Apple's can go more "full dive", 2. Hololens are more safe to wear in car or street, 3. Apple's got better price, 4. With Hololens you can use your glasses, 5. Hololens got better battery solution. Basically lens that can change based on your vision, better full dive view(blocking any light...), better battery, added see through and take off at just side hit, 1200 price, 0.6x, 1x,3x,10x, 200mp cameras, IR&Thermal cameras, IR+UV light, virtual phone/tablet emulation - ate what's keeping it from being popular.

[@adypetrescu87]

Check mate! Than ending was also hilarious!

[@insansiregar6158]

But the Hololens was also inspired by Google Glass?

[@lisovyy]

hilarious, as always, thank you sir 😅

[@joystickjonjo]

they’ll focus in wacking everything into a earpiece next.

[@gogeterdone]

VR kits: "How ya like me now?!"

[@noel_996]

lol I remember the HoloLens and the google glass were ahead of its time. But because it doesn’t have the fruit it was prone to fail.

[@Jemlim]

But seriously, microsoft should continue to create such types of glasses they used to make, with a different OS.

[@root08]

Am only gonna comment on your dress. Thas a rare sight seeing a youtuber dress up so nicely as you did right there.

[@perrypereyra6671]

i just realized, damn the price difference, Microsoft couldn't recover from that

[@TheMnwlkr]

I remember reading somewhere that Bill Gates was trying to sell the idea of a keyboard-less tablet to IBM back in the 90s but he failed because nobody believed anyone would want a portable PC without a keyboard. But then the iPad rocket sold some years later. I guess maybe MS is just too far ahead of time that people are never ready for their visionary ideas. 😅

[@jesselioce]

Timing really has been a bitch for for Microsoft. But that too is part of the equation for a successful product launch to the masses. Have you forgotten about windows xp tablet edition? I wanted one of those motion computing m1400 tablets they used on Stargate Atlantis. They looked so cool and futuristic. It even had a fingerprint reader back in 2004. The concept was great but the tech wasn't there yet. The cpu power, the battery life, mechanical drives plus those things started at 2000 usd. That's 3250 usd in today's money.

[@steveskyyz]

I always wait for the part after subscribe today you always kill it 😂😂

[@johndorian473]

3:00 Atleast Microsoft used a handsome dude rather than the uglyGirl Apple hired

[@karthikeyan53]

Stop body shaming

[@senditall152]

I did not expect steamed clams.

[@TheGandorX]

Great, another headset I don't want to be caught dead with.

[@AzumiRM]

I love it when you pick on apple❤ keep going!

[@ojgfhuebsrnvn2781]

I dont follow such tech news so i didnt know much about vision pro and didnt know about microsoft one but when i saw vision pro i immidietely thought that they should think about "see through". Thats definetely plus for microsoft. I hope vision pro stimulates other companies make good quality see through items

[@euden_yt]

Is that a colander? 😂

[@banuafamily9026]

Where the hell did your vision pro came from

[@dhruvrathod50]

Brutal Reliaty😂🔥 🔥

[@Jayden-lr2mm]

Microsoft’s Big Add table isn’t that bad either, least you can see through and control with your eyes, comes with a battery attached at the back of the set so you don’t have to carry it around. Basically everything the Vision Pro does

[@justbulma]

I needed this I had such a good laugh 😂

[@Zack.Scherfner]

I cannot even type on a keyboard, what the heck does vr expect to get out of me with that crap lol 😆

[@Untitled_Pribor]

Can’t wait for valve (or linux) reacts to Apple vision pro

[@antonioytm]

Linux is not company

[@Untitled_Pribor]

@@antonioytm i know

[@keaton718]

Seeing your hands *behind* the virtual screens you're interacting with on the Microsoft Lens with looks prehistoric compared to Vision Pro.

[@barrbudo]

How many of the sold out batch were ordered by tech KZbinrs?

[@Blaze0647]

It's 2024 and I still want Microsoft's "Big Ass Table" SKU.

[@jesselioce]

I wouldn't mind having such a thing as my table in the living room near the couch and TV. A control hub for the home ofc with a swipe towards the TV function to switch the video output to the TV

[@LeesReviews69]

I think the 40° field of view wasn’t enough for people

[@SGCSmith]

The irony of the Microsoft + Google creation of AR headsets is, their hardware is always way ahead of its time to the point where they do R&D for Apple. Apple takes the work, turns it into an ecosystem, then it all gets released to the masses. Now as for the big-ass table, that could've totally turned into a futuristic Holodeck.

[@b_altmann]

3D minesweeper 😂😂😂

[@rouxenophobe]

Whatever happened to Hololense?

[@Dave102693]

It’s depreciated and it’s on EoL too, due to it being a decade too early

[@explodingheavens]

VR could be my next PC if: it was within 2000euro, full dive...VR but also AR option, with hi res screens, powerful computing or additional external source(virtual or real computer), if it could be used to play games, use it as a camera phone... for that money it should be possible. No need for ultra precision, as long as basics work.

[@robertsuede9247]

Thank goodness Microvision is behind the Holo Lens 2. Hopefully 3 will have more commerical success.

[@alfaxgo]

Ferris Bueler didn't enjoy seeing Edward Rooney in the commercial.

[@godtable]

Set the video timeline at the beginning and press the back arrow multiple times. Wow!

[@NoName-md5zb]

Wait apples vr uses cameras, they are not see-through????

[@grumbel45]

Correct, it's a VR headset, you are looking at a screen. The eyes on the front are a display.

[@NoName-md5zb]

@@grumbel45 theres a display on the outside too?

[@triax7006]

@@NoName-md5zb you it's just to show the person who they are talking to that the person wearing the goggles are not a NPC (but they actually are) because they are not really the persons eyes.

[@grumbel45]

@@NoName-md5zb Yes, it's used to display your eyes and the status when scanning your face.

[@Braeden.F]

It baffles me that the Vision Pro is as heavy as it is and the battery is literally external. People need to start weighing it with the battery to show how truly ridiculously heavy it is relative to other VR headsets

[@TH-lu9du]

That's crazy how Microsoft failed so hard no one even brings it up until this video

[@PeterShipley1]

no honorable mention for Oculus (before being destroyed by Facebook)

[@christolourens1229]

I had no idea this was a thing

[@mattb9343]

They made it out of plastic. 🤦‍♂️ $3,500 +$200 case +200 lenses for the same screen experience as ultra low budget Android phones and old Nintendo switches.

[@triax7006]

Solving a problem that doesn't need to be solved& doing a bad job of it. sorry but people are carrying around smartphones, wearing smart watches , have tablets & laptops. they have the solution & don't have to look like a moron whilst using them - that is optional though.

[@raineyjayy]

The Hololense 2 was like $3,700. I really wanted one. But like the Vision Pro. I can't justify that price

[@taufikalamin8739]

I think Windows started too quickly when people weren't ready. but it's ridiculous that people think Apple was the first to make it

[@josea3881]

This guy is so right about all the app stuff. 😂

[@dalxivader4333]

Do i really wanna spent 3500 dollars on a compact vr headset?